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'Twas the night before Christmas

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and all through the house,

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not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

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♪ In my mind ♪

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♪ Ohh ♪

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♪ Ohh ohh ohh ohh ♪

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♪ I want you to be free ♪

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪ For all of our friends ♪

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪ Won't you listen to me ♪

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪ Now hear what I say ♪

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪ We wish you a Merry ♪

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♪ Merry Christmas ♪

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♪ To each one of you ♪
♪ To all of you ♪

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♪ Hmmm ♪

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♪ Silent night ♪

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♪ Holy night ♪

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♪ All is calm ♪

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♪ All is bright ♪

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♪ 'Round yon virgin ♪

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♪ Mother and child ♪
♪ Mother and child ♪

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♪ Holy infant ♪
♪ Holy infant ♪

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♪ So tender and mild ♪
♪ Tender and mild ♪

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♪ Sleep... ♪

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Uhh!!

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Goddamn, day-day.

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Take it all.

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One, two, pick it up, three.

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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.

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Damn! That's
a ugly-ass baby.

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Eyes cocked like a pistol.

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All I want, Santa Claus,

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is two fat bitches
and a bag of weed

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and two bags of chips
to give to the fat bitches.

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What the...?

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Damn, these niggas are broke.

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No Christmas ham
in here... nothing.

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It's a damn shame.

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All I want is two fat bitches
and some cheeseburgers,

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so cheeco can lick on them,

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and two-years' supply
of rolling paper.

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Yeah, two pieces of Bologna,
yeah, baby.

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This gonna be good right here.

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I'm so hungry.

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What the hell
you doin' in my house,

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eatin' a big-ass sandwich
and shit?

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Nigga, I'm Santa Claus,

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where the fuck are the milk
and cookies?

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- Santa Claus!
- Oh, shit!

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You better get
your ass out of here!

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Uhh! Goddamn!

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Day-day! Day-day!

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Day-day!

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Day-day!

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Day-day!

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All I want is a fat bitch with a
name belt that say "glitter" on it.

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Yeah!

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Day-day!
Help me, man!

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Merry Christmas, motherfucker!

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Whoa!

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As you can see,

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I got my black ass
back in the ghetto,

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the only place
where you can get robbed

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by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

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Oh, shit!

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Man, I don't know if I can
handle another goddamn Friday.

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This shit hurt.

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Day-day! Wake up,
man, we just got robbed!

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Day-day!

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Get your scary ass up, man,
I know you heard that shit!

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- We just got robbed!
- Get out of here, man!

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Get your...
Wake your ass up!

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Come on, man,
I gotta call the po-po!

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What'd you say? Damn.

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We just got robbed, cheeco.

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...unit 415, man in
the middle of the street.

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Then what happened?

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Shit, then I caught him...

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I hit him, like, four times.

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I would've been
a professional boxer,

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but I was in special education.

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I'm telling you,
I was whupping his ass!

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Craig got
to fighting with him...

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Check out the bedrooms.
Sure.

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So, what else did he get?

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Like I said,
he took all of our presents,

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he took my cd collection...
Cds...

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He even took day-day's
baby pictures.
Pictures?

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Oh, yeah, and he got
our speaker, man,

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with all our rent money in it.

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Rent money!

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Sit your ass down!
Not the rent money!

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You ain't about to do nothin'.
Who got the rent money?

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Shit!

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Jumping up
like you "Mr. Get bad."

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Where was you when he
was beating my ass

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with that tree?

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Craig, my leg is hurting.
Good!

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Yeah, he got the rent money.

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All of it.

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You're positive he was
dressed like Santa Claus?

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Jolly, white, fat guy,
little red suit,

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couple elves packing the bags?

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He's a project Santa Claus.

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Picture ol' dirty bastard
in a Santa Claus suit.

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Can you picture that?

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Do you know
who ol' dirty bastard is?

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No, I'm not big on that.

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You ought to be nervous,
you a black cop.

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You two motherfuckers
huddle up or something

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and find this dude.

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Stay right there.

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I ain't goin' nowhere.

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Calm down.
I'm calm.

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You're gonna sit in the car.
Do your fucking job!

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You're pushing all
the wrong buttons, pal.

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We the victims, man.
We the victims.

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That victim shit
is way overblown.

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Just sit there and shut up.

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Asshole.

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Santa Claus strikes again.
Yeah.

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Makes me want to go home
and lock up all my shit.

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You better stop talking
to them police like that.

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Shut up, you better stop
talking to me like that.

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I can kick your ass for the
way you acting this morning.
Ain't that a bitch?

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We gonna still have
our Christmas party?

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How the fuck we gonna
have a Christmas party

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with our apartment
looking like this?

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We can't cancel the party, man!

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What about the hos
we had coming down here?

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I invited some nice-ass girls,

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said they gonna fuck for a buck,

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do something strange
for a little piece of change,

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and I know we gonna make them
holler for a dollar.

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One said they was gonna
suck my dick from the back.

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I ain't never had that
ever happen to me.

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I'm trying go see
what that be like right there...

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Look, I don't give a shit
about you, that party.

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All I got to worry about
is the rent.

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- It was your idea to use half the rent money...
- No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

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Whoa whoa whoa!

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Dix, I think
we got something here.

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Well, well, whose is this?

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Actually, it's both of ours.

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No, it ain't.

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It is, but it's
for municipal uses only.

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I mean, he got cataract,
lazy eye, little glaucoma.

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See that eye right there?

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Little shot of gonorrhea, see?

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Do you guys have any idea

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what we can do to you for this?

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No.
Juvenile center?

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We can make your Christmas
much worse than what it already is.

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Being that it's Friday, that means you're
not gonna see a judge till possibly Monday.

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- Aw!
- Maybe.

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But since we're nice guys,
we're just going to confiscate this plant,

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take it with us, until 
we find this Santa Claus character.

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Oh, that's fucked up, too.

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Oh, hey, and when
we find Saint Nick,

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what do you all want us
to do to him, you know?

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Cracked ribs, fractured skull,

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little eye gouge?

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Fractured skull.

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Beat the shit
out that motherfucker.

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Eye gouge, that's the shit.

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And an eye gouge.

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I say you stick
a plunger in his ass

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like they did in New York...

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Fractured skull.

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This is officer Brian dix,

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I'm officer Alvin hole.

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And we'll let you know
if anything develops.

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"Officer a. Hole
and b. Dix."

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We'll call you...

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If we find anything.

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I like them police right there.

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Oh, yeah...

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You got a big pile of dog shit

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in the middle
of your bed back there.

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You might want
to check that out.

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Merry Christmas.

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He the dick.

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What the hell
is going on around here?!

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Happy holidays, miss pearly.

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Police running all in
and out of the building!

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What the hell is going on?!

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Somebody broke in
our apartment this morning

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and stole all our stuff.

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That bullshit security.

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I sure hope they
didn't get the rent money

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'cause you two niggas
been ducking and dodging me

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for about three weeks now.
Me? I...

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Today is the day
you motherfuckers

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is gonna kick in.

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Why you always bring your
ass up here with this shit,

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harassing us?

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With that big ol' wolf pussy.

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You come here all the time
smelling like that.

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Look, you don't
even own the place.

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You just the manager.

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And I'm gonna manage

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to evict your skinny,
punk, black ass

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on up out of here today
if you two motherfuckers

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don't pay up your rent.

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Manage to, like,
get that lined up.

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Don't you worry about it, bitch,

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I know somebody like it!

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You need to take
your ass back downstairs

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'cause you ain't evictin' nobody...
Nobody!

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Unless you got a motherfucking army
with you.
What?

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I don't need no army,
Mr. Smart-ass!

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My son Damon home right now.

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Damon!

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I had a nightmare
about that fool last night.

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Day-day!

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Craig!

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Which one of you bitches

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want to wash my drawers tonight?

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That'd be him.
Him.

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Oh, okay.

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I wash on sundays anyway.

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Starch or press?

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Starch, nigga!

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Yeah! Damon.

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Move!

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Come on in, miss pearly.

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Ooh!

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When did he get out?

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Last night.

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And I'm gonna let
you two bitches

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in on a little secret...

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When you spend 12 years
on a level-four prison yard,

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you become quite fond

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of little ol' girls
like yourselves.

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So either I'm gonna
get my rent money today,

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or somebody getting
their salad tossed tonight!

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Damn!

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That ain't even necessary.
Sure ain't!

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Me and day-day,
we start our new job today,

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and I swear to god
we're gonna have

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your money later on tonight,

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cash... in your hand.

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You better!

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Either you fixin' to come see me

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or Damon gonna come see you.

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Simple as that.

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You like 'cause
your son is a fag?

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Shut up, bitch!

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Oh, yeah, Craig.

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Tell your fine daddy I said...

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Ew!
Ew!

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00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,888
I hate that bitch!

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Tight-ass pants, man, shit!

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00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,560
Look how tight
these motherfucking pants are.

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00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,930
I can't even do the James brown
in these pants.

260
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,397
Good, I don't want to see you

261
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,365
do the James brown.

262
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,934
We ain't never
gonna get no pussy

263
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,835
in these clothes, man.

264
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,903
I'm gonna get some.

265
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,671
Tasha, how we look?

266
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,140
Like a couple of rent-a-cops.

267
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,943
What about them rented tits?

268
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,946
See, the clothes
don't make the player,

269
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,880
the player make the clothes.

270
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,549
Rent-a-cops get pussy, too.

271
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,851
I'm not no rent-a-cop,
I'm a top flight security

272
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,353
and don't you never forget it.

273
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,419
And, I swear,

274
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,289
the first motherfucker
get out of hand

275
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,890
I'm gonna beat the...
Shit!

276
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,160
Craig and day-day.

277
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,494
Ohh.

278
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,265
Just the niggas I need to see.

279
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,400
Yo yo, what's up,
o.G., triple o.G.,

280
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,270
o.g. Triple,
triple... o.G.?

281
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,038
You got out last night?

282
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,540
I ain't seen you all
in about 12 years, nigga.

283
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,875
I know, I was little...

284
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,543
You're grown up now, though.

285
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,247
Give a nigga a hug, dog.

286
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,650
I'm about to go...

287
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,918
Ahh!

288
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,253
Yeah, man.

289
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,956
It's cool, dog, it's cool.
Come here.

290
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025
Yeah, right there.

291
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,427
Group hug, nigga.

292
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,795
Come on, Craig.

293
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,697
All right, come here.

294
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,366
Get your ass over here.
Talk to you for a minute.

295
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,168
What's up, dog?
What's up, nigga?

296
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,970
It's good to be home,

297
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,471
'cause in the prison, dog, hey,

298
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,207
ain't nothin'
but the fellas, nigga.

299
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,541
I heard, that's what I heard.

300
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,542
I swear, man.

301
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,877
We got to care about each other.

302
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,979
That's right.

303
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,680
I'm feeling you.

304
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,916
Ohh!
Ohh!

305
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,584
Somebody go get my mother.

306
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,852
I heard you motherfuckers

307
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,587
ain't paid your rent this month.

308
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,790
Ducking and dodging
my moms and shit!

309
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,759
Get your titty off my chin!

310
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,762
Show up here tonight
without that rent money,

311
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,732
and we gonna get real
motherfucking acquainted.

312
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,966
You dig?

313
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,603
I can't breathe!
He can't breathe!

314
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,005
Do you dig?!

315
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,706
I'm feeling you, dog.
Trust me.

316
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,109
Digging it.
Good, good.

317
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,711
'Cause I'm gonna
only say this shit once!

318
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,148
Come on, man, let's go.

319
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,749
Yeah, you all look good

320
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,185
in your little tight-ass
rent-a-cop outfits.

321
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,420
Merry Christmas, niggettes!

322
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,091
Shit, man, that's bullshit, man.

323
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,959
He's gonna try and do
something strange to us,

324
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,527
watch, man.

325
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,234
No he ain't. I'm gonna
think of something.

326
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,597
That's fucked up, man.

327
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,333
He might do something
strange to you, though.

328
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,775
Puff puff and give it,
motherfucker.

329
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,111
This is good shit,
I ain't gonna be your...

330
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,612
Aw, damn, ow!

331
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,780
Hurry up!

332
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,649
♪ Hang all the mistletoe ♪

333
00:16:56,716 --> 00:17:02,122
♪ I'm gonna get
to know you better ♪

334
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,790
♪ This Christmas ♪

335
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,957
♪ And as you... ♪

336
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,393
About a year ago,

337
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,328
my pops quit
his dog-catching job

338
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,398
and went into business
with my uncle elroy.

339
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,966
They opened up a spot
called brothers Barb-b-q.

340
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,570
Tastes so good,
make you wanna slap your mama.

341
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,406
You might've
seen the commercial.

342
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,584
Y'all tired of eating
that barbecue from up the street

343
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,586
where they give you more sauce
than they give you meat?

344
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,079
Well, bring your big ass
down to bros. Bar-b-q,

345
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,815
15837 south crenshaw boulevard,

346
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,383
that's right off Manchester.

347
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:34,321
Bros. Bar-b-q, tastes so good,
make you wanna slap your mama!

348
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,388
Don't it, Willie?

349
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,890
Yeah, boy.
Hey, mama.

350
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,359
What the hell you want?!

351
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,796
Ain't but one location,
so it's nearest you.

352
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,598
You might've missed it.

353
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,834
They only had enough money
for a 15-second spot.

354
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,837
But, anyway, my pops got
me and day-day these jobs

355
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,904
at the same strip mall...

356
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:52,972
Are you ready?

357
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,142
...as Christmas-help security.

358
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,843
Look, day-day,

359
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,212
we only security guards, okay?

360
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,548
Ghetto security guards at that.

361
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,351
We ain't cops, we ain't
america's most wanted,

362
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,920
NYPD blue...
None of that shit you watch.

363
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:08,988
We something like them.

364
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,423
No, nothing like it.

365
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,060
So all we gonna do...
Take it easy, make this money,

366
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,262
you gonna watch your temper.

367
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,096
I ain't gotta watch shit.

368
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,342
You gonna treat people right,
talk to people right...
No, I'm not.

369
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,377
'Cause you can get your ass
kicked around here real quick.

370
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,346
So? I don't care nothin'
about it getting out of hand.

371
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,338
And I ain't getting
into no shit because of you.

372
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,607
This is a job, man.
This ain't an adventure.

373
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,276
This is real.

374
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,244
And I wanna let you know,
I'm not having it.

375
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,012
Everybody's a suspect today.

376
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,481
And I told you I'm a player.

377
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,949
And I don't care none
about none of that.

378
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,016
Uh-huh.

379
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,085
Damn!

380
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,653
Come on, player,
get your ass out.

381
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,288
Aw, man.

382
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,256
Fucking... you remedial!

383
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,091
What does that mean?
Retarded.

384
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,158
That wasn't nothin'.

385
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,260
You dumb-ass, let's go!

386
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,329
I mess up all the time.

387
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,370
Come here, come here, look.

388
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,375
That's him!
Let's get that mother...

389
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,079
Ohh!
Get him!
Get him!

390
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,681
We gonna whup your ass!

391
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,287
Craig, day-day!
Uncle Willie!

392
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,223
What the hell y'all doin' to me?

393
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,990
What's going on?

394
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,292
Day-day, damn!

395
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,536
I didn't know that was you, pop!

396
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,928
I thought you was somebody else!

397
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,664
Willie, what are you doing
to the boys back there?

398
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,334
I ain't doin' nothin'.
I'm counting my money
at the cash register.

399
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,101
These fools knocked
the hell out of me.

400
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,303
We just made a mistake.

401
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,839
Day-day just ran in
and jumped on daddy!

402
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,040
He's lying, daddy!

403
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,426
Why you beating up
on Santa Claus?

404
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,743
What did he do to you?

405
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,945
He broke in our house
and stole our presents.

406
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,280
And Craig let him do it.

407
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,514
Why, Craig?

408
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,821
How you gonna blame that on me?

409
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,916
'Cause you...
You did!

410
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,952
I tried to fight him and day-day...
You lie!

411
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,288
I was screaming.
He wouldn't even help.
He's lyin'.

412
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,189
Well, what did you do, day-day?

413
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,291
He didn't do nothin'.

414
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,401
He stayed asleep the whole time.

415
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,026
Can I tell my story?

416
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,395
I ain't do shit, daddy,

417
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,129
but he could've did
something about it!

418
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,765
What did he look like?

419
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,401
He looked like Bobby brown
in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.

420
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,735
I heard about him.

421
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,471
They call him
"the Santa Claus crook"

422
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,215
or "the Santa Claus crip"
or something like that.

423
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,841
He robbed a lady out here
in the parking lot last week.

424
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,143
Called her a "ho ho ho"
and kept on running.

425
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,612
Who the fuck are you?

426
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:16,215
Oh, I'm cookie,
the new waitress.

427
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:21,554
And, um, elroy's new girlfriend.

428
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,324
Damn daddy, you got another...
You gonna catch something.

429
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,858
You should've kept
sugar's nasty ass.

430
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:26,793
What happened to her?

431
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,262
I kicked her country ass
to the curb,

432
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,197
hooked up
with her little sister,

433
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,400
that's how we players roll!

434
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,234
Elroy, you ain't no player.

435
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,838
Read my lips,
you ain't no player.

436
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,674
You don't know nothin'
about being a player.

437
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,043
Betty done had your ass
pussy-whipped

438
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,245
for about 30 years.

439
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,715
Nobody got me pussy-whipped.

440
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,951
I whips pussy!

441
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,826
You boys look really good
with your rent-a-cop outfits on.

442
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,193
Yes, very attractive.

443
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,262
This is top flight security.

444
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,031
We ain't no rent-a-cops.

445
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:05,965
Daddy, how I look?

446
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,233
Da da-da nah!

447
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,368
Like a damn snitch.

448
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,969
Aw, man, that's cold.

449
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,439
Like you ready to go tell
on somebody right damn now.

450
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,206
And where your flashlight at?

451
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,751
You're rent-a-cop, you're
supposed to have flashlights,

452
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,644
you got to shine some damn body.

453
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,379
We're supposed to get handcuffs,

454
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,247
flashlights, taser guns...

455
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,649
Two German Shepherds.

456
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,216
Y'all must ain't heard
what happened

457
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,128
to the last security guards
they had around here.

458
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,152
What happened?

459
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,223
Elroy, mama's in the kitchen
with the sauce.

460
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,859
Let's go...
Aw, shit, the sauce, move!

461
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,995
What happened
to the other two s...

462
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,129
Wait a minute.

463
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,698
Go say "hello"
to your grandmother.

464
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,667
Come on, let's go,
move your big ass!

465
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,570
What happened with
the last two security guards?

466
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,938
Mama!

467
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,073
Wake up, mama!

468
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,341
What the hell you want, Roy?

469
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,809
You're burning the sauce again.

470
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,043
Give me the spoon.

471
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,779
We're not gonna hit you, mama.

472
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,547
Lost your mind
since Willie slapped you.

473
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,691
Get your hands off her, Willie!

474
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,283
What happened to her?

475
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,362
You should've never let her
get into the commercial, elroy.

476
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:00,887
Got no business working.

477
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,155
You're the one gave her
a concussion, Willie.

478
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,891
You were supposed to be acting.

479
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,293
Should've smacked
the hell out of you.

480
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,695
How she doing?

481
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,297
Hey, mama, big mama,
you all right?

482
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,365
Who are you?

483
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,566
It's Craig, mama.

484
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,968
Who Craig?
Don't worry about it.

485
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,470
Your oldest grandson.

486
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,806
The smart one, not day-day.

487
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,241
She still having 30-second
black-outs and blurred vision.

488
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,676
Get the hell out of here!

489
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,354
Why you always playing
with her all the time?

490
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,380
That's enough
damn salt there, Willie!

491
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,648
I know what I'm doing.

492
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,092
Don't nobody want
all that goddamn salt

493
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,451
in their potato salad!

494
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,752
Y'all argue too much, god,

495
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,059
what the hell wrong with y'all?

496
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,388
Y'all should get married.

497
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,257
Why are you in so much
competition with me?

498
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,659
You jealous, Willie.

499
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,261
I can't help it.
I look better than you do.

500
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,630
You don't.

501
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,297
I cook better than you.
You can't.

502
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,233
My dick is bigger than yours.

503
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,601
It was cold that night.

504
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,937
Think of this,
last year at this time,

505
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:51,938
you had won the lotto.

506
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:53,806
Over a million dollars.

507
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,477
Anybody else would be living
in the French riviera.

508
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,121
You're back here
cooking pig feet with me

509
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,681
at brothers bar-bar-barbeque.

510
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,450
You tied-tongue dog catcher!

511
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:04,756
You best go check on the sauce.

512
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,520
Your mama's
out on her feet again.

513
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,021
Dumb-ass dog catcher.

514
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,458
"I'm a lotto stud,
lotto fucking stud."

515
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,692
So after pops and unc

516
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,827
argued for another 15 minutes,

517
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,362
it was time
to meet our new boss.

518
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,697
His name is moly.

519
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,499
He ran the whole strip mall

520
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,333
and owned holy moly donuts.

521
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,304
But, trust me, don't ever,
ever, ever, ever,

522
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:28,407
ever, ever, ever, eat there.

523
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,511
We'll take the usual, moly.

524
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:34,614
Hey, moly!
Hey, Willie.

525
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:35,848
How you doing, boy?

526
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,750
Good, buddy.
Merry Christmas, buddy.

527
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,919
Happy hanukkah, I'Chaim.

528
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,153
These are my boys.

529
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,089
I'll be with you
in just one minute, buddy.

530
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,256
Take your time.

531
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,257
Damn, Craig.

532
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:46,324
Just be still.

533
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,729
What's up, how's the business?

534
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,064
Everything is wonderful,
yeah, boy!

535
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,866
Have you seen our commercial?
No, buddy.

536
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,737
Bar-b-q tastes so good,
make you wanna smack your mama.

537
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,906
What the f...

538
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:00,840
Hey, buddy!

539
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,341
Moly, what the fuck wrong
with you?

540
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,310
Sorry, buddy, reaction, sorry.

541
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:07,847
Hey, guys, I hear someone
looking for a job, huh, guys?

542
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,215
I wanna ask you a question.

543
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,316
I, uh, okay.

544
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:11,317
When we get our guns?

545
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,719
No guns!

546
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,821
You are top flight,
unarmed security guards.

547
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,256
What about walkie-talkies?
And some flashlights.

548
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,492
What if we catch a girl
giving up some head

549
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,327
right in the back
behind the trash can?

550
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,863
I have to come back there
with a flashlight and catch her.

551
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,508
You guys are supposed
to be big tough guys.

552
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,372
You don't need all
these gidgets, gadgets, huh?

553
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,936
All you need is this here.

554
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,172
If there's any problems,
you just blow... toot! Toot!

555
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,279
These guys are here all
the time, they come running.

556
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:37,910
Goddamn, Craig!

557
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,646
Can we have some more donuts?
Please.

558
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,981
See? Very quick
response time, huh?

559
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,916
You guys ready
for tour of property?

560
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,018
Give me a twister. Make it two.

561
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,119
Hold the flies.

562
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,455
Keep up, come on,
one, two, one, two.

563
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,023
Come on, with me, come on.

564
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,868
Okay, guys, since you've
been here many times before,

565
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,326
I'm gonna make it
short and sweet.

566
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,795
Buddy, come on.

567
00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:58,565
Okay, as you know,
this over here is my place.

568
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,266
It's holy moly donut shop, huh?

569
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:04,436
Say it with me, guys,
"holy moly donut shop."

570
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,839
Holy moly donut shop.

571
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:10,109
Very good, you get one free
bear claw every lunch break.

572
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,712
Ha ha!
Ha ha!

573
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,346
Come on, guys.
Come on, come on.

574
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,783
Okay.

575
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,885
Over here is the chrome dome.

576
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,920
You got cars, they got rims.

577
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,889
This one, of course,
is your family business...

578
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,190
Bros. Bar-b-q.

579
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,826
That's check cashing,
no I.D. Required.

580
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,228
And this one here
is a brand new store.

581
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,930
It's a pimp's and ho's.

582
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,399
Some kind of a flashy clothing
or something, I don't know.

583
00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,234
Damn!
Damn!

584
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,003
Who is that?

585
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,006
That's Donna.
She's the owner's girlfriend.

586
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,041
He's a really funny-dressing
kind of guy

587
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,176
from out of town or something.

588
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,013
He's kind of a pig, though.
He treat her like shit.

589
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,717
I would love for her
to be one of my wives.

590
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,451
Damn, how many wives you got?

591
00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:54,721
Me? Twelve, buddy.

592
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,956
Yeah, all of them freaks, too.

593
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,225
♪ Freaks come out at night,
what, what, what ♪

594
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,060
♪ freaks
come out at night ♪

595
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,394
Whodini, you know.

596
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,864
Yeah, buddy.

597
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:08,100
He's got a real big character.

598
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,201
He's short but big.

599
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,905
Hold up, wait a minute,

600
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,341
let me put some pimping in it.

601
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,914
He's funny-looking, huh?

602
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,717
I don't know
why he dress like this.

603
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,253
How are you? Doesn't matter.
Get the trunk.

604
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:29,221
Thank you.

605
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,422
He's got problems.

606
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,424
Quickly now, quickly.

607
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,193
Got a business to run.

608
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,262
Hey, buddy!

609
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,565
And don't drag that coat.

610
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,500
It costs more than you do.

611
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:44,270
Okay, and over here,

612
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,005
this is a liquor store.

613
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,675
Don't let nobody hang out
in front of the liquor store.

614
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:49,976
Nobody, buddy.

615
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,443
Nobody.

616
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,146
And this is your booth.

617
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,114
Any questions?

618
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,683
Yeah, I got one question.

619
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,217
What's up, buddy, what's up?

620
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,795
What the hell happened
to the last security guards

621
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:00,920
that worked here?
Yeah.

622
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:03,322
You ask too many questions, man.

623
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,991
It's time to get to work.

624
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,860
Come on, man, remember, you guys
are top flight security guards.

625
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,962
Best in the whole wide world, huh?
Right.

626
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,932
You have to defend this whole
place with your own life.

627
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:14,801
And I'll die for this shit, too.

628
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:18,070
Remember, Christmas Eve
means lots of shoppers.

629
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,840
If there's any trouble,
you come get me.

630
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,975
When you take care of it,
then come get me.

631
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,845
Okay, go, go, come on.

632
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,479
Keep it real, huh?

633
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:30,282
So when you gonna
ask him for an advancement

634
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,583
on the first week's pay?

635
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,052
Don't worry about that, day-day.

636
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,496
I'll ask the man
when the time is right.

637
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,522
You just keep
your rabbit-ass mouth shut.

638
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:37,890
Remember what Damon said.

639
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,059
You remember what I said, okay?

640
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,061
Don't start trying
to out think me, man,

641
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,488
because you're
gonna hurt yourself.

642
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:46,833
Where you think you're going?

643
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,334
It's small in here.

644
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,069
No, you big in here.

645
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,440
Get off my foot!

646
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,808
Just scoot over there.

647
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,744
Man, you scoot over.
Come on, man.

648
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,549
This shit is uncomfortable, man.

649
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:05,084
Can't even move in here.

650
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,719
So what?
Just deal with it.

651
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,721
I got to.

652
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,222
Shit. What we
gonna do now?

653
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,291
Just sit here and wait
for something to happen.

654
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,162
Not me.

655
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,529
That shit is boring, man.

656
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:19,298
Good, I like boring.

657
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,599
Easy money for us.

658
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:23,102
I hope don't nothin'
happen all day.

659
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,171
We can just sit here
and watch these females

660
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,038
shop till they drop.

661
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,107
Matter of fact, watch out.

662
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:31,610
Ain't this a bitch.

663
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:32,845
I'm waiting on some action.

664
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,881
You heard
what Mr. Moly said.

665
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,750
We top flight security
of the world, Craig!

666
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,252
Shit, not just the city,
the world.

667
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,055
Been jacked by Santa Claus,
all kind of shit.

668
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,357
They need security
in the world, Craig!

669
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,458
Shit.

670
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,594
For one thing, calm down.

671
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,596
Slow your roll.
Shit.

672
00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,765
Don't let that man
pump you up, day-day,

673
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,433
and get your ass shot out here.

674
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,336
We ain't no damn top flight
security of the world.

675
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,838
We Craig and day-day.

676
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,506
So just kick back, relax...

677
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,109
You heard what happened
to the last security guards.

678
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:04,643
You didn't even hear
what happened

679
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:05,978
to the last security guards,

680
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,247
so how the fuck
is I gonna hear it?

681
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,850
Just do your job,
and I'm gonna do mine.

682
00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:14,420
Shit.
No problem.

683
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,754
I'm gonna do my job.

684
00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,156
No problem.

685
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,925
Get your damn feet
out of my f...

686
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:27,366
♪ Joy to the world,
the lord is come ♪

687
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,600
Bingo!

688
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,069
I got action.

689
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,539
What's up?

690
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,443
♪ Let every heart
prepare him room ♪

691
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,378
♪ And heaven
and nature sing ♪

692
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,513
♪ And heaven
and nature sing ♪

693
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,251
♪ La la la la ♪

694
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:49,155
Heaven and...
Fuck all that shit!

695
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,323
Y'all hos gotta get off
this corner with that.

696
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,136
Excuse me, sugar.
What did you just say?

697
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,694
You heard me what I said,

698
00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:57,372
"y'all hos gotta
move up off this corner."

699
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,265
You better watch
your little filthy mouth.

700
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,934
Now, you are talking
to children of the lord.

701
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,202
That's right!

702
00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,604
I want you to know
who you talking to, too.

703
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,506
Top flight
motherfucking security.

704
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:10,476
Day-day, you can't talk to
these old-ass ladies like that.

705
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,777
Old?!
Excuse me!

706
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,345
Just back me up
and do your damn job!

707
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,990
Now, y'all move it on
and take that shit...

708
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,582
Wait a minute, bitch!

709
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,360
Now, I ain't no killer,
you understand me?
Okay.

710
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,352
But don't you push me,
don't you touch me!

711
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,188
You gonna make me
blow this whistle.

712
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,789
I'll clear all this shit out.

713
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:26,292
Fuck you and your whistle!

714
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,895
Y'all trying to use the lord
to sell pussy on this corner,

715
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:29,961
I already know.

716
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,597
Shut your little filthy mouth!

717
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,567
Calm down!

718
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,869
Let's go on to church,

719
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:38,246
and we gonna pray
for these niggas.

720
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,139
Have mercy, Jesus.
Forgive me, lord.

721
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,607
♪ Joy to the world ♪

722
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:42,875
What?
What's wrong with you?

723
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,310
You can't talk
to people like that.

724
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,553
That's somebody's
grandmama, fool!

725
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:46,745
Man, I can talk to people

726
00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,747
any fucking way
I want to talk to them.

727
00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:50,316
And I'm the law around here.

728
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:53,019
And I'm gonna write your ass up
for insubordination.

729
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,654
So let me do my job
and you do yours.

730
00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:57,489
Top flight.

731
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,758
Man, I couldn't believe
how day-day was acting.

732
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:02,328
Ever since he got
that whistle around his neck,

733
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:04,763
he been acting like
a real asshole rent-a-cop.

734
00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:05,932
Halt!
Hey!

735
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,599
Look at him.

736
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,135
Where you going?

737
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,137
To park so I can go
in the check-cashing place.

738
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,604
You can't park right here.

739
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:14,340
Why not?
Because there's a new policy.

740
00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:16,542
Give me the number or you
can't park here in this lot.

741
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,444
I ain't never heard
of no policy like that!

742
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:22,348
'Cause you not met a top flight
security nigga like me!

743
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,625
Give me the number
or get fucking rolling.

744
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:24,984
Look at that fool.

745
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,885
I am not about
to give you my number...

746
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,420
Got to put a stop to this shit.

747
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,756
...for no parking spot,
okay, 'cause I'm married!

748
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,658
Get this piece
of shit out of here...

749
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,026
He was just playing.
Go ahead.

750
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,294
I'm not playing.

751
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,096
You better not park this shit.
Bye-bye.

752
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,123
You better bring that
motherfucking car back here.

753
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:40,666
Man, what did I do?

754
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,234
Day-day.
I got this!

755
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,636
Why every time you get
a little position of power,

756
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:45,972
you abuse your authority?

757
00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,974
You need to work
on your people skills.

758
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,375
Oh, that's some bullshit.

759
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,286
My people skills are
way better than yours, nigga.

760
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:54,180
Just sit down and relax.

761
00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,552
Bingo!
Got more action!

762
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:07,159
Get y'all little
bad-ass mo' over here!

763
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,161
Man, leave them damn kids alone!

764
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:15,001
Stop blowing
that goddamn whistle!

765
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,170
What's wrong with you,
day-day, you trippin'!

766
00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:20,339
Some LAPD shit.

767
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:23,075
You know what?
Don't hate, appreciate.

768
00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:25,077
You're just mad
'cause I'm always on the...

769
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:27,646
Crime...

770
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,715
Calm your ass down
one way or another.

771
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,858
You ain't gotta calm me down.

772
00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:32,918
I'm the po...
Fire that up.

773
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,921
Not on duty.
Not on duty.

774
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,132
You better fire this shit up!

775
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,557
I ain't no
grocery store bouncer,

776
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,093
I'm a real top flight
motherfucking security guard.

777
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,237
You gotta recognize
the difference

778
00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,096
between the police,
a top flight...

779
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:47,333
Light this shit.
We are not little no more.

780
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,068
Come on!
It's one-on-one!

781
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:49,968
What? What? What?

782
00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:51,270
Come on!

783
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,041
You know what?

784
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,451
You're not gonna be
punking me when we get 40,

785
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,910
I'm letting you
know that right now.

786
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,147
This shit gonna stop
one day, dude.

787
00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:03,249
Well, it ain't gonna stop today.

788
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:07,053
So light it up
before I beat that ass.

789
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,221
Whatever.
Yeah, yeah.

790
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,490
This Barney fife shit.

791
00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:18,397
I'm thinking
of something right now.

792
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:19,965
That's some good shit, right?

793
00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:23,535
No, you're a bad-ass
influence on my life.

794
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,271
Ever since I've been
kicking it with you,

795
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,774
my life has been
in shambles, dude.

796
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,176
Give me my goddamn joint.

797
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,078
Hold on, let me
hit it one more time.

798
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,246
One more time,
let me hit it, man.

799
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,382
Nigga, you gave it
to me to smoke.

800
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,983
I ain't no bad influence
on you, nigga,

801
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,485
I'm the best cousin you got.

802
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:40,786
If it wasn't for me,

803
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,621
you'd be getting punked
all the time, nigga.

804
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,491
And I keep you safe,
and I keep you warm, nigga,

805
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,427
'cause you know how
a little timid you are.

806
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:49,628
Look, look.

807
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:52,131
Whatever.

808
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,535
Man, it's just us...
Craig and day-day, damn!

809
00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:57,503
Craig and day-day!

810
00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,571
Hell, I was about to Barry bonds

811
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,772
y'all's black asses!

812
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,641
You almost made me
catch a heart attack.

813
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,444
I ought to hit you in your ass
and give you brain damage.

814
00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:08,680
Let me hit that before Willie
bring his ol' square ass here.

815
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:11,883
You can go to jail for some shit
like that for real, daddy.

816
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,919
He been real brand new today.

817
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,454
How's it going out here so far?

818
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,289
It's been boring and quiet.

819
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,134
Just wait around,
them young thugs and hoods...

820
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:21,327
They don't come out
till about 1:00 or 1:30.

821
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:24,563
They coming. I just pray to god
I'm here when they come.

822
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:28,167
Uncle elroy gonna
beat the shit out of them!

823
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,735
Ho ho ho, motherfuckers!

824
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,546
What you looking at before
I shoot you in your mouth?

825
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,540
Turn around!
Up against the wall!

826
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,608
Jesus!
Shut up!

827
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,310
Turn around!
What you got, toothpick?

828
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,545
I ain't got nothin'.

829
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:41,647
Shitting on yourself.

830
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,482
What you looking at?
What you looking at?

831
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,783
Hey, man, don't I know you?

832
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,161
You gonna know
a bullet in your ass!

833
00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:47,753
This is all you got?

834
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,821
I ain't got nothin'
but $20 funky-ass dollars.

835
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,257
I ought to shoot your broke ass.

836
00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:52,258
Shut up!

837
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:53,525
What's up, al green?

838
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,060
You remind me
of them old players

839
00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:57,229
that be up in the club
with them young girls.

840
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:58,997
You remind me of a young nigga

841
00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:00,508
that's fucking
with the wrong old nigga.

842
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,468
Turn your...
He's gonna shoot your ass!

843
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:03,835
Get up against the wall!

844
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,737
Shut up!
Give me the watch!

845
00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:06,872
Give me the watch!

846
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,374
No, not the rollie!

847
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,717
Now it's a stollie.
Give me the watch!

848
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,210
Looking like a Mississippi pimp!

849
00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:12,644
Bitch better have
my sweet potato.

850
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,846
Ho ho ho, top flight security.

851
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,023
Merry Christmas, motherfucker!

852
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:17,716
Santa Claus got my rolex!

853
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,752
Do something, do something!

854
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:21,887
Day-day!

855
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,755
Santa ain't robbin' me!

856
00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:25,724
Shit! Unc!

857
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:28,427
Hey!
Move, move!

858
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,231
...three quarters,
two dimes, and a nickel.

859
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,166
Ha ha ha!
That's good!

860
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,209
Don't y'all hear me
blowing this whistle?!

861
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,439
What is it, buddy?

862
00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:41,940
We just got jacked
by Santa Claus!

863
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,176
He almost tied us up,
fucked us, and robbed us!

864
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:45,387
He pulled out a pistol and...

865
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:46,645
Are you on crack, buddy?

866
00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:00,559
Hey, man, just let it go.

867
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,994
Get your goddamn hands off me!

868
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,330
Me and my cousin and my daddy,

869
00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:06,432
we just got jacked
a minute ago by Santa Claus!

870
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,966
But you're
security guard, buddy.

871
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:11,303
That's why I asked your ass
for them two flashlights.

872
00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,540
These guys!

873
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,408
See, that's why I hate
the fucking law!

874
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,577
Get your fat ass up
and go do something about it!

875
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,678
You get up, too!

876
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,613
Look, man, fucking
give me some flashlights,

877
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,749
or we're gonna
get killed around here!

878
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:24,750
Jacked by Santa Claus!

879
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:25,917
On Christmas Eve!

880
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:28,254
Twice in one day!

881
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,621
You wanted to grab somebody,

882
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,723
shit, grab that nigga
who stole my rolex!

883
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:35,794
Security. You need
to turn in your damn whistle.

884
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:45,704
♪ How do you want it ♪

885
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:46,872
Where you going, mama?

886
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,740
I'm going to make
my daily rounds.

887
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,310
Hey, can you make me
a sandwich when you get back?

888
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,178
Make your own damn sandwich.

889
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:55,657
♪ Got a brother
wanting it so bad ♪

890
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,583
♪ I'm about to pass out ♪

891
00:36:57,649 --> 00:37:00,552
♪ Wanna dig you, and I can't
even lie about it, baby ♪

892
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,053
♪ Just alleviate
your clothes ♪

893
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,289
♪ Time to fly
up out it ♪

894
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:07,726
Tupac...
Tupac, Tupac.

895
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:11,363
Goddamn, you fine!

896
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:14,232
Ooh, nigga, the way
you talk gangsta, nigga.

897
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,314
Craig?

898
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:31,182
Day-day?

899
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,184
Yoo-hoo!

900
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,521
Anybody home?

901
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,858
Nobody here.

902
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,963
Oh, my goodness.

903
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:51,703
What in the hell
done happened to the mail?

904
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,740
Hmm. I ain't
the only one they owe.

905
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,643
Dirty bastards.

906
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,120
♪ Up and down
like a roller coaster ♪

907
00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:00,646
♪ Gonna come beside you ♪

908
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:01,989
♪ I ain't stoppin'
till the show is over ♪

909
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,382
♪ 'Cause I'm a rider ♪

910
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,850
♪ In and out
just like a robbery ♪

911
00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:11,990
Ooh!

912
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,460
This child is filthy!

913
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:22,067
Huh! Wishful thinking.

914
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,740
Ooh! Weed.

915
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,679
Got me some weed!

916
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:36,448
Uh-huh, that's why they
ain't paid their damn rent.

917
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,818
Aah!

918
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,621
So what happened after that?

919
00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:44,322
I don't want
to talk about that shit.

920
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:45,924
Y'all ain't gonna
catch no damn body.

921
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,827
I just want you to whip some
ass on your way to the station.

922
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,562
At least I'll feel better then.

923
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,474
What the hell were you
doing in the alley anyway?

924
00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,265
I was emptying
the trash, Willie!

925
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,266
I'd already taken out the trash!

926
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,802
Well, it was full!

927
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,704
Don't you mess up
this b-b-barbecue business!

928
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,105
I'm gonna keep my eye on you!

929
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,140
I don't give a damn
about your lazy eye,

930
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,875
you popeye-looking son of a...

931
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:07,345
No, wait a minute!
I started this barbecue shit!

932
00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:09,981
Is this the motherfucking
thanks I get?!

933
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:12,117
That's enough, enough!
Calm down!

934
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,385
I just appreciate you

935
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,020
even blessing me
with your presence.

936
00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:18,824
Bishop magic Don Juan
and money motherfuckin' Mike!

937
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,459
What they know about that?

938
00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,027
Let me get this straight...

939
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:25,631
For the second time, y'all
got jacked by Santa Claus?

940
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,697
- Yup.
- Yeah.

941
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:27,966
Black guy, wasn't it?

942
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,169
Nah, this was a nigga
that did this.

943
00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,838
If I build it,
the hos will come.

944
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,382
Learn from the best.
God bless you, Mike.

945
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:36,508
Keep your game tight, player.

946
00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,610
He got daddy's rolex!

947
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,646
♪ Dashing through these hos ♪

948
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,914
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

949
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:46,918
Everything is 25% off.
Everything must go.

950
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,488
Maybe even you.

951
00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:51,823
Explain yourself now, player.

952
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,527
Day-day!
Ow, daddy!

953
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,028
You talk too damn much!

954
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,264
He didn't want to blow
his whistle, so I blew mine.

955
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,330
Craig. Craig!

956
00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:01,166
Huh?

957
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,801
Pay attention!

958
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,812
That's the reason we got
jacked in the first place.

959
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,838
We'll make out
our report and get back to you.

960
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,808
Go on now, break this up,
let's go.

961
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,710
Come on, guys,
y'all have to get dressed.

962
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,144
The kids will
be here any minute.

963
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:14,480
Back to work, dodo.

964
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,147
I'm going back there.

965
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,590
I didn't know

966
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,793
you can make a snowman
in 80-degree weather.

967
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,194
Well, anything is possible.

968
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,464
All you need is a can of snow.

969
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,099
What's cracking?
My name Craig.

970
00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,100
Hi, I'm Donna.

971
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,468
What's up, Donna?

972
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,103
What kind of stuff
y'all sell in here?

973
00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:39,237
We got everything.

974
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:42,107
We've got fubu, Sean John, dada.

975
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:43,809
What are you looking for?

976
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,578
I don't know. Anything's
better than what I got on.

977
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,580
What, you don't like
the flashlight look?

978
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,415
Ha ha ha.

979
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,217
I see you got jokes.

980
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,520
Well, you can always buy
your girlfriend something.

981
00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,221
We have ladies' wear, too.

982
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,789
Yeah, y'all do, huh?

983
00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,925
I don't really got
a girlfriend, you know.

984
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,193
I usually get rid of them
this time of year.

985
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,195
That way you ain't got
to buy them shit.

986
00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:07,032
For real?

987
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,098
Yeah, why not?

988
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,168
I'm just playing.

989
00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,504
I see you got jokes.

990
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,972
A couple.

991
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:16,675
So that's your little
midget boyfriend?

992
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:18,510
Little micro-mini
pimp up in there?

993
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,713
Oh! What's cracking, baby?

994
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,649
My name is day-day, right.

995
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,984
This is my big-head ass cousin.

996
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,587
You know, beevo-latte, got
more head than he got body.

997
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,155
Check this out,

998
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,624
I just spotted you
way across from the lot,

999
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,301
and I'm gonna let you know,
it ain't your Booty,

1000
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,694
it's your beauty.

1001
00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:38,263
If you see anything
suspicious around here...

1002
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,676
Let me know 'cause
I got my eyes on everything.

1003
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,977
Let's start off
by getting your number

1004
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,502
'cause that's the only way

1005
00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:45,503
we're gonna be able
to communicate...

1006
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:46,738
No, what you gotta do

1007
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,239
is get your ass
back to that booth.

1008
00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:50,075
But, man, she like me!

1009
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:58,850
Come on, woman.

1010
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:01,152
I can't move that fast
with this stomach.

1011
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,926
Why you gotta bring
your ass over here?

1012
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,629
I was here trying to see
if she seen a Santa Claus
with a suit on.

1013
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:11,930
What your ass doing over here?

1014
00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,833
You know what
I'm doing over here.

1015
00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:17,903
I just don't want no bullshit.

1016
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,971
You know, all that
"my hair retain heat,"

1017
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,406
I don't know nothin' about that.

1018
00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:23,408
I'm sorry,
I have to go help them.

1019
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,610
Okay.

1020
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,477
Fine piece, boy.

1021
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,813
She fine.

1022
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,280
She liked me, didn't she?

1023
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:30,548
No, no.

1024
00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:31,783
Yes, she did.

1025
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,119
How she gonna like you
when she like me?

1026
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,954
'Cause she hadn't seen me yet.

1027
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,690
I wish I hadn't seen you yet.

1028
00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:40,225
Can I help you?

1029
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,793
I just walked in the store,

1030
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,596
let me look around
a little bit, dang!

1031
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:49,668
I can use some help over here.

1032
00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:50,568
In the men's.
Uh, yes.

1033
00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:51,870
Thank you.

1034
00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,404
Burn a pimp,
see what happen to you.

1035
00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,907
That's all you gotta do,
just burn a pimp one time.

1036
00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:58,677
I like this fubu sweatshirt
with some socks.

1037
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,012
Are you all right?

1038
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,981
I'm fine, I just...

1039
00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:12,157
This ain't be happenin',
this ain't be happenin'.

1040
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,223
Oh, no!

1041
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,994
See that?

1042
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:16,795
I seen that.

1043
00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:18,296
Turn him off!

1044
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,464
What wrong with him?

1045
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:20,799
Come on, bill, let's go.

1046
00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:22,634
I don't see nothing
in here I like.

1047
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:25,871
No, you ain't sick no more.

1048
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,806
That ass is got.
Come on!

1049
00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:29,307
Baby still kicking?

1050
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:30,842
Yeah, feel like twins.

1051
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,210
We saw that shit!

1052
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,277
Saw what?

1053
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:35,246
Let me go!

1054
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,314
Get a hold on her, man!

1055
00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:38,083
Ahh!

1056
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,620
Stop letting her kick your ass!

1057
00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:43,989
Y'all going to jail!

1058
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:46,725
For shop-stealing
and stealing everything!

1059
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,752
We ain't stole shit!
I didn't see nothin' I liked!

1060
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:50,028
What about this?

1061
00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:51,129
Uh-huh!

1062
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:53,464
Aw, damn!
They done got a player?!

1063
00:43:53,531 --> 00:43:54,700
That ain't nothi" you like?

1064
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,902
You going to jail, sister Tyson.

1065
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,603
I can't believe you did this!

1066
00:43:58,670 --> 00:43:59,905
I'm appalled!

1067
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,940
You ain't Paul!
You a nigga that steals!

1068
00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:09,380
Y'all got the game messed up!

1069
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,882
You gonna steal from a pimp!

1070
00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:18,356
Where is elroy?

1071
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,926
He's in the back.
He doesn't want to come out.

1072
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:21,860
What?!

1073
00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:23,428
Keep your voice down.

1074
00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:26,832
Merry Christmas, everybody.

1075
00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:29,567
Come on out here right now
for these kids, elroy,

1076
00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:30,969
or you and I gonna fight!

1077
00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:32,838
All the money we spent
for these outfits.

1078
00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,605
Get your butt out here, man.

1079
00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:38,243
Aw, elroy, you look cute.

1080
00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,945
Oh, he's a cutie pie.

1081
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,280
We ought to be celebrating
kwanzaa anyway.

1082
00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,550
Messing with these kids' heads
with this white man's holiday.

1083
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,052
Oh, shut up, elroy.

1084
00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:49,755
Prance your ass over
and let them kids pet on you.

1085
00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:51,689
Oh, hell no, Willie!

1086
00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:53,058
That's where I put my hoof down.

1087
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,625
Ain't nobody pettin' on me!

1088
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,903
Will you shut up?
Come on, elroy.

1089
00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:57,028
Prance your ass over there!

1090
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:58,363
Let them kids pet on you.

1091
00:44:58,429 --> 00:44:59,931
What's wrong with you?

1092
00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:02,167
That ain't prancin'.
It ain't easter.

1093
00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:03,735
I ain't know no damn reindeer.

1094
00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:06,071
Prance!
Look, like this.

1095
00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:09,007
Go!

1096
00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:11,109
Go!

1097
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:14,245
You ain't gotta do this.

1098
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:15,312
You was...

1099
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:16,114
Shut the fuck up!

1100
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:17,582
Little punk-ass bitch.

1101
00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:19,084
Y'all fucking make puppies.

1102
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,519
It's Christmas Eve,
have some holiday cheer.

1103
00:45:21,586 --> 00:45:23,088
Holiday cheer these nuts.

1104
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,589
Get back.

1105
00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:25,857
Hey, player.

1106
00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:29,160
Mike. Mike!

1107
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,161
Get back!

1108
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,396
Player!

1109
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:32,764
No, no, let him through.

1110
00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,341
Come on, you little
shrimp motherfucker.

1111
00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:36,601
I'm gonna sue your ass!
Come on, cut me!

1112
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,769
No, no, no!

1113
00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:40,939
Give me that, give me that.

1114
00:45:41,006 --> 00:45:43,441
I guarantee
I'm gonna bust my thing!

1115
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:44,675
Think about your mama, man.

1116
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,644
I'm thinking about your ass!

1117
00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:47,822
Think about what
your mama'd say.

1118
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:49,480
You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.

1119
00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:50,916
You know what I'm saying?

1120
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,784
I got a little razzle-dazzled,
it's all right.

1121
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,453
My name is money Mike,
player, how you doing?

1122
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,922
All right, then,
don't squeeze hard.

1123
00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:57,999
All right, what's happening?

1124
00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,757
This is my young girl Donna.

1125
00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:00,826
Say "hi," woman.
Hi.

1126
00:46:00,892 --> 00:46:02,160
What's up?

1127
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:03,604
That'll be quite enough,
thank you so much.

1128
00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:05,831
See, the thing is,
we just opened up around here,

1129
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,398
you know what I'm saying?

1130
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,667
And we've been having
some problems, as you see.

1131
00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:12,270
I appreciate what y'all did
'cause these cockroaches

1132
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:13,939
would've cleaned
me out this season.

1133
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:17,175
Speaking of cockroaches,
where was your antennas

1134
00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:19,322
when them niggas were stealing
my shit out the store?

1135
00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:20,745
I didn't see them take anything.

1136
00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:21,989
You didn't see them
take anything.

1137
00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:23,982
Well, look next time!
Use your eyes!

1138
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,489
They ain't supposed
to just be Hazel,

1139
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,485
they supposed to do
some goddamn work around here!

1140
00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,821
This ain't for play.
I don't do this for fun.

1141
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,189
I'm sorry.

1142
00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:35,026
Don't be sorry,
ho, be careful, lord Jesus!

1143
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:38,696
You know what? I'm tired
of your presence... dismissed.

1144
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,631
Nice meeting you guys.

1145
00:46:40,698 --> 00:46:42,333
See you later.

1146
00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,736
You got her trained,
nigga, damn!

1147
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,438
You can lead
a ho to water, player,

1148
00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,408
but you can't make them think,
you dig what I'm saying?

1149
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:52,277
I got to keep it
breezy around this bitch.

1150
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,879
Anyway, I need
to take care of y'all,

1151
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,545
I appreciate
what y'all did for a player.

1152
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,615
I can't be everywhere
at all times.

1153
00:46:57,682 --> 00:46:58,917
No charge.

1154
00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,551
What about our rent money?
No charge.

1155
00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:02,087
Y'all sure?

1156
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,922
Positive.
We just doing our job.

1157
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:05,256
We can't charge you, man.

1158
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,025
Hey, don't argue with no charge.

1159
00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:08,793
You can come to the store
anytime you want.

1160
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:11,662
Can we get some clothes,
30% off, 40% off?

1161
00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:12,864
A fubu short set?

1162
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,132
You don't need shit.

1163
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,600
Man.

1164
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:18,169
Look, we just having a little
Christmas party tonight.

1165
00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:20,205
Why don't you and your lady
come on through,

1166
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:21,606
hang out with us and our folks?

1167
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,574
Let me check my palm pilot.

1168
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,120
Look like I ain't doin' shit.

1169
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:27,478
Bring a bunch of bitches...

1170
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:30,281
I'm talking about
a busload of hos if you can.

1171
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,018
I was gonna get drunk and watch
the grinch, so I'll be there.

1172
00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:34,819
I'll get the address
from y'all later.

1173
00:47:34,886 --> 00:47:36,246
I'll see you later,
too, all right?

1174
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:38,023
Yo, yo, player, hold up.

1175
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,757
Never know
what I might need this for,

1176
00:47:39,824 --> 00:47:41,359
might come in handy,
might wanna shave,

1177
00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,793
might wanna shave
somebody else...

1178
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,562
Never know.

1179
00:47:45,730 --> 00:47:47,198
I like that nigga, I like him!

1180
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,799
Look, that's a real pimp.

1181
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,135
Now, that's pimpin'.

1182
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:53,204
Get off his dick, day-day.

1183
00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:55,140
What do you want
for Christmas, young fella?

1184
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:57,242
I want a x-box
with all the games,

1185
00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:58,576
I want all the new gear,

1186
00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,778
I want a new Lexus
with a banging system

1187
00:48:00,845 --> 00:48:01,980
and chrome feet on it.

1188
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,816
Here's my address,
Mr. Jones.

1189
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,953
Mr. Jones?

1190
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:10,221
No, Santa.

1191
00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:11,022
I'm Santa.

1192
00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:12,590
Bullshit, you Mr. Jones.

1193
00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:13,959
I know where you live, too,

1194
00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:15,669
so I expect everything
by tomorrow morning,

1195
00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:16,962
you feel me?

1196
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:19,097
Oh, yeah, put everything
in my mom's name.

1197
00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:20,765
He don't look like no reindeer,

1198
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:21,666
he look like a pit bull.

1199
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,168
Giddy up, pit bull.

1200
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:24,469
You better stop jumping

1201
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:27,005
before I have
to bite your little ass.

1202
00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,374
Can you lock your jaws
and shake like a pit bull?

1203
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,376
Yeah, want me to show you?
Aah!

1204
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:35,146
My brother said if a pit bull
locks his jaws like that,

1205
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:36,881
you're supposed
to do this to him...

1206
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,183
Aah!

1207
00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:40,751
I did not take anything.

1208
00:48:40,818 --> 00:48:41,987
It was all her, come on, man.

1209
00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:44,189
Take her!
Let me go!

1210
00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:48,726
Later, moly.
Okay, buddy, take care.

1211
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:51,296
Hey!

1212
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:54,165
♪ Bad boys,
what you gonna do ♪

1213
00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:55,433
Dodo!
Yeah?

1214
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,367
Good job, buddy.

1215
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,069
Yeah, thanks.
You, too, Clyde.

1216
00:48:58,136 --> 00:48:59,404
Take lunch, one half-hour.

1217
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,106
That's cool right there.

1218
00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:03,008
Don't be late.

1219
00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:06,844
That's a dirty motherfucker.

1220
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:09,647
He gonna blow smoke in our face
on the first arrest? Bullshit.

1221
00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:12,483
See? I told you there ain't no
future in being a company man.

1222
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:13,985
Shit.
Let's just go to lunch.

1223
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,520
Let's go, I'm hungry...

1224
00:49:16,854 --> 00:49:18,456
Ain't that...

1225
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:19,457
Get them niggas!

1226
00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:20,958
Come on, sugars, come on!

1227
00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:22,493
Come on and get them!

1228
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,461
Dude, I think...

1229
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:24,962
Represent for your mama,

1230
00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:26,531
that's what I'm talking about.

1231
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,436
I'm gonna
bust in your head, boy!

1232
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,078
Run!

1233
00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:43,081
Come back here!

1234
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:44,615
Go, man, go!

1235
00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:56,094
Run, day-day! Run!

1236
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,965
Give you an ass whipping!

1237
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:03,168
A whole lot of ass whipping!

1238
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,275
Go down the alley!

1239
00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:18,549
Yo, big pimpin',
can you hide us?

1240
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:21,119
Oh, yeah, I'm good
in a crisis, hold on.

1241
00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,620
Donna, code red.

1242
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,222
Come on, in the back.

1243
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,097
Sure has been a lot
of work today, player.

1244
00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,399
Pimping ain't easy but...
Can I help you, player?

1245
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:37,001
No!
No? Well, this ain't the baby gap.

1246
00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:39,036
Fuck baby gap!

1247
00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:41,539
Oh, this is bullshit.

1248
00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,774
I'm in between
a pimp and a hard place.

1249
00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:50,148
Donna! Man down!
1130! Pimp in distress!

1250
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,151
Can I help you?
Yo, move!

1251
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:54,285
Donna, player down!

1252
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:55,386
Who do you think you are?

1253
00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:56,454
What's your problem?
Move!

1254
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:57,655
I can't let you back there.

1255
00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:58,999
Why? Who back there?
Did you hear me?

1256
00:50:59,023 --> 00:51:00,225
I can't let you back there.

1257
00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:02,727
Go, go, go!

1258
00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:10,501
Come on, come on!

1259
00:51:13,971 --> 00:51:15,306
Let's go.

1260
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,748
What you doing?

1261
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:25,683
Get back.

1262
00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,686
They in one of
these stores or something.

1263
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:29,753
Check over there.

1264
00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:31,356
Come on.

1265
00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:37,027
Go! Go! Go!

1266
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,796
Let's jump, let's jump.

1267
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,809
Yo, moly!

1268
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,820
I heard you hired two more
security guards around here

1269
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,522
that's been harassing
my grandmother and thang.

1270
00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:57,215
I got two new guys...
Clyde and dodo.

1271
00:51:57,282 --> 00:51:59,850
You remember what we did
to the last security guards?

1272
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,386
Yes, I do, buddy.

1273
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:04,722
When you see them,
you tell them we said this...

1274
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,959
Help! Somebody, help me!
Help me, please!

1275
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:10,428
Somebody, help me, please!

1276
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:11,862
Aah!

1277
00:52:11,929 --> 00:52:14,332
Did you see what they just did to moly?
Yeah.

1278
00:52:14,399 --> 00:52:16,534
They gonna kick our ass
when they catch us, Craig.

1279
00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:18,041
That's why they
ain't gonna catch us.

1280
00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:20,571
Come on! Come on!

1281
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,609
Where them rent-a-cops at, huh?

1282
00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:28,112
What you looking at, old man?

1283
00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:29,419
Mind your own fucking business.

1284
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,183
Come on. Just jump
on moly's car.

1285
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,884
Craig, I'm scared, man.

1286
00:52:33,951 --> 00:52:35,786
So what? Me, too.

1287
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:42,227
Fuck this. I ain't about to get
my motherfucking ass kicked

1288
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:43,594
over no job, man.

1289
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:46,163
You smart as
a motherfucker today.

1290
00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:48,533
Shit.

1291
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,502
This way.

1292
00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:53,970
Oh, shit!

1293
00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,477
Wow, oh, my god!

1294
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:02,347
Damn!

1295
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:05,516
♪ Someone call 911 ♪

1296
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,453
Moly, you got knocked
the fuck out!

1297
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,355
Oh, good observation, buddy.

1298
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:12,990
Where were you?
On our lunch break...

1299
00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:15,993
Trying to get something to eat,
so we could secure this lot.

1300
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:18,463
Good, good, you were eating
while I was getting beating.

1301
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,997
Look like somebody
beat the bricks

1302
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:21,466
off your motherfucking ass.

1303
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,252
You're supposed to be
security guard, buddy.

1304
00:53:23,301 --> 00:53:25,002
We are security.
Ain't that a bitch!

1305
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,337
We are security guards.

1306
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:29,674
Not anymore.
You're fired. Both of you.

1307
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:30,975
Ahh! Oh, man!

1308
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,142
Man, what the fuck?

1309
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,444
Oh, hell no!

1310
00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:35,212
We just got this job,

1311
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,320
how are you gonna fire us?

1312
00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:37,748
Turn over your whistles,
come on.

1313
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,850
We need to be whipping
his ass right now!

1314
00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:44,255
Whup his ass, daddy!

1315
00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:45,923
I'll sue you.

1316
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,157
Whup him!

1317
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,435
Come on,
just give me the whistle.

1318
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,660
Give me your whistle.

1319
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,996
Give him the whistle!
Go on and blow that!

1320
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,498
Take your stank-ass whistle!

1321
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,899
That's good, dodo,
now it's dirty.

1322
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,535
Get out of here!

1323
00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:59,637
L'Chaim!
Take your flies!

1324
00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:02,072
I hope your camel
got a ticket outside.

1325
00:54:02,139 --> 00:54:03,240
Get outta here!

1326
00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:05,776
Daddy, do something!
What you gonna do?

1327
00:54:05,843 --> 00:54:08,279
Can't just come up
in here like that, man!

1328
00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,647
Oh, I got it, I got it!

1329
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:13,751
Y'all stick around here.
Yeah, boy!

1330
00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:21,326
Damn, you a better snitch
than we is, uncle Willie.

1331
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:23,127
Yeah, boy!

1332
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,929
Yeah, boy!

1333
00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:25,996
Help!

1334
00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:28,433
Help me, please!

1335
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:30,034
Somebody, help me, please!

1336
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,003
So, Craig, you're gonna
still have the party tonight?

1337
00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:34,171
I don't know.

1338
00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:36,106
I'm not even
in the spirit no more.

1339
00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:39,243
Don't let nobody ever take
your spirit away from you!

1340
00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:41,245
It's Christmas!
Be happy, come on!

1341
00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:42,847
That's right, baby.

1342
00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:45,483
Listen, it's not what you get,
it's how you feel.

1343
00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:47,352
You want us to bring
some ribs tonight?

1344
00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,219
No, I'm sick of ribs.

1345
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,756
So what we gonna do, man?

1346
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,436
Now, while everybody
was just worried

1347
00:55:05,503 --> 00:55:07,037
about getting their boogie on,

1348
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:10,140
me and day-day
still had a problem to solve.

1349
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:14,445
That's when I came up
with the perfect idea...

1350
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:15,913
A rent party.

1351
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,615
We'd just charge
everybody in the hood

1352
00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:20,685
to come kick it with us,
you know!

1353
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:23,588
♪ Up on up
in this dancery ♪

1354
00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:26,323
♪ We got you open,
now you floatin' ♪

1355
00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:28,626
♪ So you gots
to dance for me ♪

1356
00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:32,029
♪ Don't need no hateration,
holleration ♪

1357
00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:33,130
♪ In this dancery ♪

1358
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,465
Elroy, this stuff is weak.

1359
00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:36,867
What the hell else
you got, damn!

1360
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,035
There you go.

1361
00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:40,738
♪ Come on, everybody,
get on now ♪

1362
00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:43,674
♪ 'Cause you know
we gots to get it crunk ♪

1363
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:45,476
♪ Mary j. Is
in the spot tonight ♪

1364
00:55:45,543 --> 00:55:48,446
♪ And I'ma make
you feel all right ♪

1365
00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:50,981
♪ Come on, baby,
just party with me ♪

1366
00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:53,418
♪ Let loose
and set your body free ♪

1367
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:55,620
♪ Leave your situations
at the door ♪

1368
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,687
Aw!

1369
00:55:56,754 --> 00:55:57,988
Damn!

1370
00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:01,792
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas, jingle bells!

1371
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:02,893
Hey!

1372
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,329
Hey, hey, it's good
to see you, baby!

1373
00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:07,765
Ha ha ha!

1374
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,967
Hey, man, I feel good.
How y'all?

1375
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:13,704
Everybody, Merry Christmas,
noogah, from pinky, noogah!

1376
00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:15,205
Hey, look here, look here.

1377
00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:18,242
No hard feelings about
what happened out at the shop.

1378
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,511
Everything's copacetic, noogah.

1379
00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:22,312
Every time I see you,

1380
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,482
you're talking about
the same shit.

1381
00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:26,484
Be straight, man,
Merry Christmas.

1382
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:27,852
Ha ha ha!
Check this out, man.

1383
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:30,254
Since you got a lot
of money in your man-purse,

1384
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,465
we doing a little kick-in party,

1385
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:32,990
so I'm gonna need
you to kick in.

1386
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:35,159
I got something for you
that's better than money.

1387
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:36,894
Better than money?

1388
00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:38,805
I bought you and day-day
a little somethin' somethin'!

1389
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:41,398
Check it out!
Better than money?

1390
00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:45,803
Ladies, come on in and say
"hi" to my friend Craig, noogah!

1391
00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:47,938
This is mo' wet.

1392
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,106
How you doing?

1393
00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:52,477
Oh, yeah, show him
what you're working with,

1394
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:55,379
shake it, shake it!

1395
00:56:55,446 --> 00:56:57,615
And right here is
one of my spice girls.

1396
00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:59,416
I calls her "cinnamon."

1397
00:56:59,484 --> 00:57:01,218
Cinnamon, huh?

1398
00:57:01,285 --> 00:57:03,821
You so cute.

1399
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,491
Do it again, do it again,
I ain't playin'.

1400
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,092
Oh, she's been on soul train!

1401
00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:11,496
And last but not least,
this is lollipop,

1402
00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,230
I calls her lollipop!

1403
00:57:13,297 --> 00:57:14,465
Hey, baby.

1404
00:57:14,532 --> 00:57:16,834
Whoo, lord!

1405
00:57:16,901 --> 00:57:18,769
Uh, look here, uh...
Thank you.

1406
00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:21,371
Look here, lollipop is all mine.

1407
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,907
All right, that's cool.

1408
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:26,243
She's all mine.
Hey, day-day!

1409
00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:27,211
Hold this for me, baby.

1410
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,514
Day-day, what's up?!

1411
00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:33,484
Hey, you better watch
that jheri curl juice!

1412
00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:35,586
Damn, pinky! Shit!

1413
00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:36,754
Boy, you look good, man!

1414
00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:38,322
Merry Christmas, boy!
Thank you.

1415
00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:40,625
Hey, we still slinging records
out there at the shop.

1416
00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:42,211
You know, we miss you
down there, baby!

1417
00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:44,629
Man, I know y'all do.
Why'd you fire me, pink?

1418
00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:45,730
I had to!
Why?

1419
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,798
You was always late, fool!

1420
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,266
Say it again!
Say it again.

1421
00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:51,435
Say it again!

1422
00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:57,708
Hmm.

1423
00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:00,244
Damn, girl, you eating again?

1424
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,846
Mmm-hmm.

1425
00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:05,215
♪ To everybody that be
living it up you say ♪

1426
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:06,584
What's up o.G.,
triple o.G.?

1427
00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:09,086
What's up?
How you doing, man?

1428
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,354
Everything all right?

1429
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,089
I'm cool, dog.
Good.

1430
00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:15,960
Got my shank in case shit
jump off in this motherfucker.

1431
00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,629
Relax, homey, ain't nothin'
about to jump off in here.

1432
00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:20,798
That's my people, man,
that's my folks.

1433
00:58:20,865 --> 00:58:23,067
My grandma, my uncle.

1434
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:25,670
♪ I'ma meet this chick,
fucking treat this chick ♪

1435
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:28,305
What you need to do, man,
is grab one of these females

1436
00:58:28,372 --> 00:58:29,840
and get your boogie on.

1437
00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:32,342
I don't want to dance
with none of these hos.

1438
00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:33,644
You're a fool.

1439
00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:38,015
Ooh, what's up?

1440
00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:39,984
Merry Christmas.

1441
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,351
Who's that?

1442
00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:42,720
How are you?

1443
00:58:42,787 --> 00:58:44,254
Oh, I'm all right.

1444
00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:45,355
You look great.

1445
00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:48,793
That's, uh, that's Donna.

1446
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,728
Damn, you the greenest
little troll...

1447
00:58:50,795 --> 00:58:53,297
Nigga, who the nigga she with?

1448
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:54,632
Oh, that's just money Mike.

1449
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:58,268
Little lucky charms,
little micro-mini pimp.

1450
00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:01,138
Oh, that nigga look
magically delicious, nigga.

1451
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,673
That's right.

1452
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:03,774
Perm and shit.

1453
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,475
Craig, look who here!

1454
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:06,611
Yeah, bring him over here.

1455
00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,579
Bring his ass right here.

1456
00:59:08,646 --> 00:59:11,115
Oh, man, thanks
for coming through, man.

1457
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,249
I appreciate that.

1458
00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,318
No problem, man,
thanks for inviting us.

1459
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,730
We had to show y'all love after
what y'all did for us at the store.

1460
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,455
You know what I'm sayin'?
We appreciate it.

1461
00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:19,757
Don't she look good?

1462
00:59:19,824 --> 00:59:21,659
Introduce me
to your friend, Craig.

1463
00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:25,029
Oh, that's money Mike.

1464
00:59:25,095 --> 00:59:26,731
That's Donna.
Hi, Merry Christmas.

1465
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:29,634
This Damon, he live downstairs.

1466
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:30,801
Whoo!

1467
00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:33,638
That was like the matrix!

1468
00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:36,273
Ooh! Got some
testosterone problems.

1469
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:39,309
Um, why don't you go get me
something to drink, please.

1470
00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:40,645
Thank you.

1471
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:41,612
Where is it?

1472
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:42,847
Right through here.

1473
00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,083
No, no.

1474
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,488
Like he dislocated my shoulder.

1475
00:59:51,555 --> 00:59:54,524
Yo, homey,
you ever been to the pen?

1476
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,294
Hell, no, but thanks for asking.

1477
00:59:58,663 --> 00:59:59,840
Won't bother asking you, though.

1478
00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:02,667
Uh, Craig!
Yeah.

1479
01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:03,910
Where your bathroom at, player?

1480
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,469
I have to piss
like a Russian racehorse

1481
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:08,839
in the Kentucky derby
with a glue truck behind him.

1482
01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:13,644
Yo, it's right here.

1483
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:15,946
I got to pee diddy!
About to get it on.

1484
01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:18,448
Hey, don't piss on the seat.

1485
01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:30,460
What's up,
o.G., triple o.G.?

1486
01:00:30,527 --> 01:00:32,062
You got that look in your eye.

1487
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,464
Fresh fish on the line, nigga.

1488
01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:36,667
Ain't nothin' like that shit.

1489
01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:43,207
Yeah, baby!
Yeah!

1490
01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:44,809
Drink a little bit more water,

1491
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,944
smell like ammonia
in this bitch.

1492
01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,879
Come on.
There you go.

1493
01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:53,350
One at a time, player,
one at a time.

1494
01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,152
Busy right now,
working with a monster.

1495
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:56,754
You know what
this is, new Booty!

1496
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:57,821
New Booty?

1497
01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:58,956
Don't fight this shit.

1498
01:00:59,023 --> 01:01:00,725
Fight what shit?
Just let it happen.

1499
01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:02,492
Let what happen?
What the hell you doing?

1500
01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:05,062
Phone book? Nigga, I ain't
even in the phone book.

1501
01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:07,140
What the... nigga, you better...
This ain't funny, nigga.

1502
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,833
I'll bitch slap your ass.

1503
01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:10,367
Come on, I ain't playin'.

1504
01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:12,669
No!

1505
01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:15,773
Here's my card right here

1506
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,775
if y'all ever want to be
pimped. Day-day.

1507
01:01:17,842 --> 01:01:19,243
Better not let pinky
see that shit.

1508
01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:21,445
I ought to give
it to him, though.

1509
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,280
That's a barbecue card.

1510
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:26,050
That's where I'm pimping,
out of the barbecue place.

1511
01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:28,753
Come and get
barbecue slapped, shit.

1512
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,858
Sneaky son of a bitch.

1513
01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:35,926
Damn, he's been
in there a long time.

1514
01:01:35,993 --> 01:01:37,194
I told you he was sick.

1515
01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:40,530
He might be in there
throwing up anything.

1516
01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:42,199
Why don't we just step in here?

1517
01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:44,301
We can sit down
and wait for him in here.

1518
01:01:45,302 --> 01:01:46,636
All right.

1519
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,739
♪ If you wanna try to make
the big boys holler ♪

1520
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:51,341
♪ The situation ♪

1521
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,381
You got a nice room here.

1522
01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:58,749
Pretty clean for a bachelor.

1523
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:01,485
I got a nice bed, too.
Wanna try it?

1524
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:03,754
You funny, huh?

1525
01:02:03,821 --> 01:02:05,322
I'm not trying to be funny.

1526
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,658
I'm trying to spread
a little holiday cheer.

1527
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:11,295
Get close to you.

1528
01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:16,433
So, what, uh, what
bring you to California

1529
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,770
with just a little half
a prince motherfucker?

1530
01:02:19,837 --> 01:02:23,107
You know, I ask myself
that same question.

1531
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,110
What am I doing way out here,

1532
01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:31,849
away from my family
this time of year?

1533
01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:33,483
But it's just hard.

1534
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:35,786
Shit, just leave.

1535
01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:38,188
You don't understand,
it's not that easy.

1536
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,259
I mean, he got you
all the way out here

1537
01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:45,830
so he can, you know,
mistreat you.

1538
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:47,731
Do all them things to you...

1539
01:02:47,798 --> 01:02:50,367
You know, I want
to do some things to you

1540
01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:53,070
that, um...

1541
01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:55,739
You sure you don't want
to just, like, lean back?

1542
01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:57,975
What you thinking?

1543
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,546
No!

1544
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:03,647
Don't do it!

1545
01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,015
You got some condoms?

1546
01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:07,284
Day-day, get
the hell out of here!

1547
01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:10,187
You know damn well you got
all the rubbers in your...

1548
01:03:11,655 --> 01:03:12,923
Get the fuck out of here!

1549
01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:14,925
She liked me anyway, didn't you?

1550
01:03:15,759 --> 01:03:17,161
You're a trip.

1551
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:19,964
You know what, don't pay
no attention to day-day.

1552
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:22,232
That boy, he just a fool.
You know what?

1553
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,402
Let's just go before Mike
comes busting in on us.

1554
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,172
And, Craig, a word of advice...

1555
01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:30,307
You should get
a lock on this door.

1556
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,111
I ain't never
gonna get no pussy.

1557
01:03:35,379 --> 01:03:38,382
What if I tried to get
a lock right now and just...

1558
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:41,318
All right.
God!

1559
01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:43,888
Come on out of there!

1560
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:46,356
Pop, what's the matter?
Who's in the bathroom?

1561
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,325
That eggnog about
to kick back up on me.

1562
01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,826
You know I got them bad guts.

1563
01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:52,129
Man, pops gotta boo-boo,
come on!

1564
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:55,332
Don't tell everybody!
Hey, you know what?

1565
01:03:55,399 --> 01:03:57,101
The lady will let you
use the downstairs...

1566
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,870
The landlady, you know miss pearly?
Miss pearly.

1567
01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:01,314
Yeah. Go on down.
She'll let you use it.

1568
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:03,440
Come on out of there, man!

1569
01:04:05,809 --> 01:04:07,211
Honey, where you going?

1570
01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:11,581
I'll be right back.
Oh, boy! Oh... oh!

1571
01:04:15,219 --> 01:04:18,855
♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

1572
01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:22,592
♪ You sure did
treat me nice ♪

1573
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,297
Ooh.

1574
01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:31,535
♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

1575
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,939
All right!

1576
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:37,207
All right!

1577
01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:40,477
I'm Craig's daddy Willie Jones.

1578
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,913
As you know, we're having
a little get-together upstairs,

1579
01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:44,314
and the bathrooms are jammed.

1580
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:47,051
Oh, I like the way
you got that lined up.

1581
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:48,885
Mind if I use yours?

1582
01:04:48,953 --> 01:04:50,587
No, come on in.

1583
01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:51,588
Where's it at?

1584
01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:54,291
Down the hall.
Thank you.

1585
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,094
Uhh!

1586
01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:00,530
All right, there we go.

1587
01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:01,631
Mmm.

1588
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,802
There we go.
About time.

1589
01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:08,272
Oh, just what I needed so bad.

1590
01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:09,338
Phew.

1591
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:12,309
Yeah, there it is.

1592
01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:19,950
♪ I solemnly swear to stay down
and slang the seed ♪

1593
01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:21,151
How you doing?

1594
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:22,619
♪ I'm gonna roll ♪

1595
01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:23,887
Tell me what you working with.

1596
01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:25,022
Oh, damn!

1597
01:05:25,089 --> 01:05:26,290
What's wrong with you, fool?

1598
01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:27,891
That's my woman
you're dancing with.

1599
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,060
Hey, fool, your woman's
freaking with me!

1600
01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:31,661
I bought them titties!

1601
01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:33,063
What's wrong with you?

1602
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:34,540
I'll bust a cap
right in your fat ass.

1603
01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:35,966
Don't mess up the party, elroy.

1604
01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:37,110
Dance with me, dance with me.

1605
01:05:37,134 --> 01:05:38,402
Come on, dance with me.

1606
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:41,571
♪ Hold my hood up high,
in the name... ♪

1607
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:42,639
Ahh!

1608
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:46,510
Did you pee on me?

1609
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:49,379
Wake your bitch-ass up,
lucky charms.

1610
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:52,116
I like my fish wet and squirmy.

1611
01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:53,683
I thought I was dreaming.

1612
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,519
You almost drown me, nigga.

1613
01:05:55,585 --> 01:05:58,255
Oh, you dreaming.
This a wet dream.

1614
01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,790
Wet dream? Wait a minute,
I'm a pimp!

1615
01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:01,791
You lost your mind?

1616
01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,360
What the hell?

1617
01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:04,194
Am I in prison?

1618
01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:06,330
Donna!
Pimp down!

1619
01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:11,635
You got a lot of balls!

1620
01:06:11,701 --> 01:06:13,103
Aah!!!

1621
01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:17,207
Ha ha!
Pimpin', pimpin'.

1622
01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:18,908
Aah!!!

1623
01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,447
You was just gonna take it,
wasn't you? Hmm?

1624
01:06:23,513 --> 01:06:25,382
You thought I was
play pimping, didn't you?

1625
01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:28,418
Yeah, okay, okay.

1626
01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:32,722
Could you just let me go?
Say something.

1627
01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:33,723
Please.
Huh?

1628
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:35,425
Stop stuttering-d-d-d-d...

1629
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:37,461
I was playing with you, dog.

1630
01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:39,363
I was playing, man, okay?

1631
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,465
I'm a nice guy
when you get to know me.

1632
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:44,601
Shut up! What the hell
you talking about?

1633
01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:47,537
I am a boy!

1634
01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:51,708
You are not in prison
anymore, Damon!

1635
01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:53,510
That's not how we do it!

1636
01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:54,811
Ahh!!!

1637
01:06:54,878 --> 01:06:58,882
This is pinky, noogah!
Look, I got to go peepee!

1638
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:02,086
Uh, Damon,
are you a music lover?

1639
01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:03,353
Yes.
You are? Good.

1640
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:04,900
Have you ever heard
of the nutcracker?

1641
01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:07,224
Ahh!!! Shit!

1642
01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:08,858
Have you?
Have you heard it!

1643
01:07:08,925 --> 01:07:10,594
Huh? Huh?

1644
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,896
Yes. Yes.

1645
01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:15,799
♪ Crunching on your balls ♪

1646
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,901
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

1647
01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:22,139
♪ What you wanna do?
What you tryin' to do? ♪

1648
01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,740
Mom, what's the matter?

1649
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:25,842
Where did your father go?

1650
01:07:25,909 --> 01:07:28,312
Oh, he just went downstairs
to use the bathroom

1651
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:30,514
over at miss pearly's...
You know, the landlady?

1652
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:33,717
Oh, miss pearly.

1653
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:34,783
Hmm.

1654
01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:36,520
Excuse me.

1655
01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:40,589
Mom...

1656
01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:43,693
Oh, shit!

1657
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,828
Hey!

1658
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,463
Whoo!

1659
01:07:46,530 --> 01:07:49,766
There are laws against people
with guts like mine.

1660
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:50,934
That was a monster...

1661
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,536
Why is it so dark in here, baby?

1662
01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:54,322
What are you about to do,
pray or something?

1663
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:56,806
Did your son tell you
I said "hi"?

1664
01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:58,942
No.

1665
01:07:59,008 --> 01:08:00,577
Pertaining to what?

1666
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:03,513
Your son Craig ain't paid
his rent this month,

1667
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,516
and I'm about to throw him
out on his ass tomorrow.

1668
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:09,119
So how much do you
really love your boy?

1669
01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,530
Not enough to pay
his fucking rent.

1670
01:08:10,554 --> 01:08:12,656
I have enough trouble
paying my own damn rent.

1671
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:15,525
I'm not talking about rent,
Willie Jones.

1672
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,027
Well, what you talking about,
miss pearly?

1673
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:20,464
I'm talking about these nuts!

1674
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,699
Ow! Hey!

1675
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:24,934
You're gonna give me
some of this dick today!

1676
01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:26,636
I don't even know you, woman!

1677
01:08:26,703 --> 01:08:28,738
I heard they call you
"sweet dick Willie."

1678
01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:30,106
Who, me?
Yeah!

1679
01:08:30,174 --> 01:08:31,975
You heard that, huh?
Yeah.

1680
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:34,010
Yes, baby, I'm a bad mother.

1681
01:08:34,077 --> 01:08:35,279
Can I have some of it?

1682
01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:37,747
Let me go, woman!
Hell, no!

1683
01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:38,748
Oh, no, you won't!

1684
01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:40,217
Oh, sweet dick Willie!

1685
01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:42,452
Willie, get your ass
off of that heifer!

1686
01:08:42,519 --> 01:08:43,587
Betty!

1687
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:46,390
Daddy, get your ass
off that heifer!

1688
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,892
Ow! Ahh!

1689
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:53,497
Yeah, pimping!
Oh! Oh!

1690
01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:56,200
That's right.

1691
01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:58,368
Hey, I want everybody back!

1692
01:08:58,435 --> 01:09:01,070
There's gonna be
ball juice everywhere!

1693
01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:02,839
Everybody, get back!

1694
01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:04,274
Get back in the house!

1695
01:09:05,675 --> 01:09:08,278
Don't take anybody!
Damn!

1696
01:09:09,613 --> 01:09:11,181
Y'all get the hell
out of my house!

1697
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,383
My dick wouldn't get hard!

1698
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:15,018
Whup his ass,
mama, whup his ass!

1699
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:16,162
Miss pearly, you ain't right,

1700
01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:17,521
trying to give
my daddy v.D.

1701
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,489
I'm calling the police
on y'all, fool!

1702
01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:22,125
Well, get that lined up,
too, first, bitch!

1703
01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:23,793
Go to hell!

1704
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,963
Player... player.

1705
01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:28,031
What's going on?

1706
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,266
Ain't nothin', player,

1707
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,934
thanks for inviting me
to the party.

1708
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,702
Donna, get the car.

1709
01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:34,003
Come on, player.

1710
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:35,839
Hey, them my vise grips, man!

1711
01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:37,040
Yeah, that's his nuts, too.

1712
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:39,243
You can have them both back!

1713
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:41,044
Look, I'm just saying, man,

1714
01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:43,380
let him go now and there
won't be no hard feelings.

1715
01:09:43,447 --> 01:09:44,948
No hard feelings?

1716
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:47,751
Have you ever seen a
rottweiler bite a chihuahua?
No.

1717
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:50,186
Me neither, but it
ain't pretty, I'm sure of it.

1718
01:09:50,254 --> 01:09:52,356
Now, you hold on
until I get in the car.

1719
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:56,826
Dude, I'm not about to touch
his nuts or them vise grips.

1720
01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:58,027
Oh, yes, you are.

1721
01:09:58,094 --> 01:09:59,028
No, I'm not.

1722
01:09:59,095 --> 01:10:00,163
Yes, you are!

1723
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,698
Bullshit.

1724
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,243
You invited me to this party,
ain't that right?

1725
01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:04,468
That's right.

1726
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,303
Hey, whatever y'all do,
make it quick.

1727
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:08,238
I think I'm gonna pass out.

1728
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:09,739
No, no, no...

1729
01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:12,342
It's your party, your pliers,
his nuts in your hand,

1730
01:10:12,409 --> 01:10:13,543
that's how it's going.

1731
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:14,978
Donna, get the door.

1732
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,546
I'll get the car door.

1733
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:20,450
Give me a call
when you get a chance.

1734
01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,852
Yeah.

1735
01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:24,354
I'll call you.

1736
01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:26,723
Hold on.
Ahh!

1737
01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:30,059
Hey!
What?

1738
01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:31,561
Can you hear me now?
Yeah.

1739
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:32,762
Can you hear me now?
Yeah.

1740
01:10:32,829 --> 01:10:33,897
Get these pliers!

1741
01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,432
All right.
You ready?

1742
01:10:35,499 --> 01:10:37,000
I'm ready. I'm ready.

1743
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,435
You ready?
I'm ready, player.

1744
01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:39,336
On the count of three...

1745
01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:40,537
The count of three.

1746
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,972
Here we go, one...
On your balls...

1747
01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:43,907
Two...
Grab a handful...

1748
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:44,874
Three!
Go!

1749
01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:45,941
Go!

1750
01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:48,512
Hey!

1751
01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:50,914
Bitch, you can't leave me!

1752
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,882
Hey, pimp in distress!

1753
01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:55,018
Bitch, I ain't... hold on!

1754
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:57,321
How the fuck
you gonna leave me?!

1755
01:10:57,387 --> 01:10:59,523
He gonna fuck the lining
out of little prince.

1756
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:03,693
Code 1132... pimp missing!

1757
01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,132
What?

1758
01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:10,400
You see that mother?

1759
01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,168
That... that... that's...

1760
01:11:12,235 --> 01:11:13,437
He the one broke in...

1761
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,004
He the one broke in
our apartment!

1762
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:33,923
You see him?

1763
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,560
Yeah, he just went
through there on the side.

1764
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:46,403
You ready?

1765
01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:48,004
I'm not going in there, man.

1766
01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:49,373
Stop being so scary.

1767
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:51,174
All our stuff might be in there.

1768
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,743
Why you always got
to be a hero, man?

1769
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:54,744
Go over there...

1770
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,413
I bet something
bite you in the ass.

1771
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,847
I'm not going.

1772
01:11:57,914 --> 01:11:59,849
No, I don't want
to get bit in the ass.

1773
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:03,019
Ten more minutes
before Christmas.

1774
01:12:03,086 --> 01:12:04,554
Ten more minutes.

1775
01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:06,255
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.

1776
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:11,027
Ahh, lord have mercy,
I'm tired as a runaway slave.

1777
01:12:11,094 --> 01:12:12,696
Let's see what I got.

1778
01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:14,831
Don't nobody
get me nothin' anyway.

1779
01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:18,402
Oh, snap.

1780
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,904
Dada... I always
wanted me a dada.

1781
01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:22,506
Hell, yeah.

1782
01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:25,709
Extra medium, extra medium?

1783
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:28,545
Hell, got to have something
for the skinny niggas.

1784
01:12:28,612 --> 01:12:30,814
Day-day, this could be
our last chance.

1785
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:31,748
Oh, man.

1786
01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,049
You keep your timid ass here,

1787
01:12:33,116 --> 01:12:35,051
I'm going to get my shit.

1788
01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:39,956
Yeah, I roll into the clubs
just like this, baby.

1789
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:43,427
Santa Claus up here,
grabbing me some wallets,

1790
01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:45,862
cigarette lighters,
some car keys.

1791
01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:48,565
Hold it right there,
you crack baby!

1792
01:12:48,632 --> 01:12:50,900
Yeah, let's get his ass, Craig!
Yeah, go!

1793
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,070
Beat him, Craig!

1794
01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:59,943
...break in their house,
hit them with trees!

1795
01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:06,650
Hold him, day-day!

1796
01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:09,486
Turn around!

1797
01:13:11,254 --> 01:13:13,423
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!

1798
01:13:16,025 --> 01:13:17,026
Move, day-day!

1799
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:20,329
Damn!

1800
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:23,199
Aah!

1801
01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:25,602
Ow!

1802
01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:31,007
Damn, Craig!
Get his ass!

1803
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,408
Shit!

1804
01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,813
Argh!

1805
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,147
Mother!

1806
01:13:38,214 --> 01:13:39,583
Damn it, Craig, get up!

1807
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,350
Top flight!
Get his ass, day-day!

1808
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:42,719
Go!

1809
01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:51,060
Damn!

1810
01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:02,906
Shit!

1811
01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,675
I caught you, didn't I?!

1812
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,110
You dirty son of bitches!

1813
01:14:07,176 --> 01:14:08,812
You don't know
who y'all fucking with!

1814
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,980
I'm one of the coldest
niggas in the city!

1815
01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:12,549
Get out of my collard Greens,

1816
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:15,819
my mustard Greens,
and my collard Greens!

1817
01:14:17,654 --> 01:14:20,223
I'd like to blowed
another hole in one of y'all!

1818
01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:23,927
Dirty son of bitches!

1819
01:14:33,336 --> 01:14:34,971
Come on out of there!

1820
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,851
Next time I'm gonna shoot you
in the one that's winking,

1821
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,243
not the one that stink!

1822
01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:46,516
Huh?!

1823
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:47,917
Praise god.

1824
01:14:52,522 --> 01:14:54,691
Yo, dang, man,
what's up with that?!

1825
01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:13,242
I got a calling, I'm here
to deliver the word of god,

1826
01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:14,309
you know what I'm saying?

1827
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,045
Please don't hurt me.

1828
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:18,582
Beat that ass!

1829
01:15:19,415 --> 01:15:21,517
Get his ass, Craig!

1830
01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:23,753
Wait a minute!

1831
01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:26,022
Go, go, go!
Move!

1832
01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:28,124
Get his ass!

1833
01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:30,860
Come on, come on!

1834
01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:35,498
Get out of my house!

1835
01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:37,601
Beat his ass!

1836
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,811
Oh, shit!

1837
01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,112
I know you're in there!

1838
01:15:49,178 --> 01:15:50,947
Ahh!

1839
01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:51,815
Go, go, go!

1840
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:54,217
Move, move, move!

1841
01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,586
Come on, you two-time haters.
Where you at?

1842
01:15:57,821 --> 01:15:58,755
You know I ain't playin'!

1843
01:15:58,822 --> 01:16:01,024
Come on! Come on!

1844
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,126
Respect my gangster!

1845
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:08,231
Ahh!

1846
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:14,638
Open the door!

1847
01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:20,677
Fuck, I'll kill y'all.

1848
01:16:20,744 --> 01:16:21,778
Take your broke ass home!

1849
01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:24,347
That boy can take a fall!

1850
01:16:28,384 --> 01:16:31,087
Y'all niggas don't know who
you're fucking with!

1851
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:38,628
I told you I ain't no freak!

1852
01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:41,030
I'll kill you!

1853
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,469
Can't catch me, baby.

1854
01:16:46,535 --> 01:16:48,137
Prime time.

1855
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,675
Ha ha ha!

1856
01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:54,678
Ahh!

1857
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,146
Damn!

1858
01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,182
Ow! What the hell?!

1859
01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:08,491
Shit.

1860
01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:10,860
Goddamn it, c.W.,
what did you hit?!

1861
01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:13,663
Man, I think
that was a dog, man.

1862
01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:16,900
I ain't playin'
with you, noogah!

1863
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:18,868
Didn't I tell you
I was gonna fire your ass

1864
01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:20,103
if you hit something else?

1865
01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:21,938
Nope, I didn't hear
that part, pinky.

1866
01:17:22,005 --> 01:17:23,840
After you hit
that little retarded boy

1867
01:17:23,907 --> 01:17:25,809
with the fucked up walk.

1868
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:29,078
You're costing me
money, c.W.

1869
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,415
He still breathing.

1870
01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:33,817
Get your ass back in the car!

1871
01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:35,051
Ohh, noogah!

1872
01:17:35,118 --> 01:17:36,686
All right,
motherfucker, let's go.

1873
01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:38,922
Come on, noogah!

1874
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,457
Get your ass
in the car, come on!

1875
01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:43,059
You done hit Santa Claus!

1876
01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:49,065
That was pinky's limo.

1877
01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,667
Look, he hit Santa ass, come on!

1878
01:17:51,735 --> 01:17:52,969
Uh-huh!

1879
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,740
Uh-huh, got your ass!

1880
01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,107
Turn over!

1881
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:00,777
D.O.A.

1882
01:18:00,844 --> 01:18:02,979
Should I tell him or you?
Let's both tell him.

1883
01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:05,715
You got knocked the fuck out!

1884
01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:06,883
Bitch!

1885
01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:11,721
Got his ass.
Got his ass.

1886
01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:14,157
♪ Merry Christmas ♪

1887
01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:17,861
♪ Sega Genesis ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

1888
01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:19,162
♪ Street fighter ii ♪

1889
01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:20,296
Ha ha!

1890
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:21,865
Yo, day-day.
What's up?

1891
01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:23,867
I'm glad we got
our rent money back, baby.

1892
01:18:23,933 --> 01:18:25,601
What are we gonna do
with that fool?

1893
01:18:25,668 --> 01:18:28,104
I don't know, po-po's will get
his dumb-ass sooner or later.

1894
01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:31,107
Ho ho ho, motherfucker,
ha ha ha!

1895
01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:32,942
There you have it,

1896
01:18:33,009 --> 01:18:35,812
another Friday gone,
another problem solved.

1897
01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:38,982
We just took our stuff
back to the party

1898
01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:40,549
and left Santa Claus on the roof

1899
01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:43,019
for the police to get.

1900
01:18:43,086 --> 01:18:46,923
Far as I know, he's still
up there talking shit.

1901
01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,893
Pimp down,
pimp missing in action!

1902
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,594
And money Mike,

1903
01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:53,662
you know, he's still
getting chased by Damon

1904
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,264
all through the hood.

1905
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:58,401
There's a loud party upstairs
that's keeping me up.

1906
01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:00,403
Could you please send a unit?

1907
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:02,371
Miss pearly
kept on hating on us.

1908
01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:06,275
We didn't even care,
we kept on partying.

1909
01:19:06,342 --> 01:19:08,812
My uncle got drunk
and eventually passed out.

1910
01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:10,513
Look at pops...

1911
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:13,616
You know, he showed his ass
till the po-po's came.

1912
01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:15,518
Open the door, let's do this!

1913
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,987
Put down the b-b-barbecue.

1914
01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:20,023
But all they wanted
was some more weed.

1915
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,657
So we hooked them up,

1916
01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:24,560
and I even kept
day-day's dumb-ass occupied.

1917
01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:26,295
And a German Shepherd!

1918
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:29,198
Ooh!
Ooh!

1919
01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:32,135
That's until
my moms walked in on him.

1920
01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:35,338
And me, you know
how a player do.

1921
01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:37,506
I convinced Donna
to bring her fine ass

1922
01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:38,975
back to the party...

1923
01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:40,409
Got her in my room,

1924
01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,578
slid the dresser
in front of the door,

1925
01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:45,882
and got myself
a early Christmas present.

1926
01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:47,884
You know!

1927
01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:55,624
I'll beat-box your ass!