You know that we're back, all in trouble.
♪ Shake Zula, the mic rula, the old schoola ♪
♪ You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya ♪
♪ Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop ♪
♪ Meatwad, you're up next, work it out now ♪
♪ Meatwad make the money, see ♪
♪ Meatwad get the honies, "G" ♪
♪ Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star ♪
♪ Ice on my fingers and my toes ♪
♪ Check it out, y'all, check it, check it out ♪
♪ Check it ♪
♪ Check, check ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the girls say, "Ho" ♪
♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the girls say, "Ho" ♪
♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪
...number one in the 'hood, "G."
Shake: Feast your eyes on this valley of plenty,
where it never rains, and when it does rain,
it only rains joy,
at least until I became king, like, two months ago.
You'll see. Welcome to Shaketopia!
Alright, everybody knows their roles.
You, fan! You, feed! And you, um...
guy?
Bring your master and commander his portable gaming console.
Fantastisploosh. Yes, my liege.
I deserve way more than you can ever give me.
Fantastisploosh!
Shake: Of course, I am a benevolent dictator,
working hand in hand with the Glorfinoids
to build a better life --
for me -- on their ancestral lands, bitch!
That's what I'm talking about!
Fantastisploosh: Rectangle achieved!
Not in my house!
Eat it, bitch.
You said a few minutes. That was two months ago!
This is not what I signed up for, man.
Hey, what do a dick look like?
Don't you draw a dick on him!
I already drew robots and superheroes.
That's all there is to draw.
Look -- you gotta admit,
it has been fun without him popping off at me.
Speak for yourself!
You ain't gotta feed him and put Vaseline
on his cracked-ass lips.
He's been in this damn Sluggie Buggie thing for two months.
[ Inhaling ] Ooh, it stinks! No, I get it.
Why would anyone want to be out here in your world
with you complaining all the time?
Hey, knock-knock?
What you doing in there?
Fantastisploosh: Rectangle achieved!
[ Crowd cheers ]
He finds a rectangle where no one else can imagine!
Obviously two squares make a rectangle.
Rectangle achieved!
A one-year-old can do this -- Shh-shh!
He must never hear you say this!
Shake: Fantastisploosh, pause.
Is there a tone of dissent on the wind?
She didn't mean it, master sire. She was just --
We are all entitled to our own opinions.
Let's hear the grievance!
I was [clears throat] just saying
that two squares make a rectangle.
You pay thusly!
That was my mother, master sire.
What are you saying, I'm misogynist?
I'm saying it was my mom.
Let me ask you something.
Before I entered your little kingdom here,
what did you have exactly?
Joy and happiness, master sire.
Correct! But now you have me!
Glorf, did I ask you to lick my buttocks?
You usually like it when I do this, sire.
Yes, it felt good...
until I saw who was doing it!
I'm so sorry, my lord and master! Sire!
Now, now, it's okay.
Stop crying! And start licking.
Anything that benefits me, you shall do upon me!
[ Crowd cheers ]
This is in pretty good shape!
And you say this just "fell off a truck"?
Yeah, it's the 3.
It's before they come out with the 4,
but it's every bit as good as the 4.
You can ask anyone. Frylock, is the 3 --
I mean, don't literally ask no one.
You talk to me now. There's a clock on this deal.
So, how come the 3 is more expensive than the 4?
Well, it's aged, like fine wine.
You don't want brand-new wine, right?
Hey, what do a dick look like?
Ooh, you don't know?
I got a hog in a figure-four leglock down here.
[ Laughs ]
Wait, is this one of them Catch-22
hidden-camera predator deals?
Hidden camera? Ha ha.
Predators can't be seen without heat vision, Carl.
What are y'all doing?
B-b-orrowing some...sugar.
I'm buying a VR headset from Carl.
He friggin' bought the sugar thing.
You didn't need to elaborate!
Yippee! Ha!
Ahh! Another orgasmic sex orgy.
How do I do it?
Sire, you have a mole!
This ain't a mole. It's a dick.
And I drew it on him -- a dick on a dick.
How the hell did you get in here?
I just bought a headset from Carl.
Not that one that fell off the truck?
You're not supposed to be in here with a 3!
You're corrupting Shaketopia! You're gonna brick it!
Is that what a dick looks like, sire?
Of course, Glorf! You noob!
I know what it looks like because I own one!
Mine deploys when I am ready to mate!
But none of these women are arousing enough
to summon my unimaginable girth!
While you was running your mouth,
I drew another dick on you.
Two dicks!
My liege! The insolence!
You think maybe I can rule Shaketopia, too?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Did you hear him?
Everyone laugh!
[ All laughing ]
You think you have the stones to rule Shaketopia?
We will decide, with an epic game of Fantastisploosh.
And whoever loses must leave --
Fantastisploosh: Secret Rhombus!
What the -- how did -- what's a rhombus?
Fantastisploosh: T-T-Trapezoid!
The shapes are spellbinding!
That's not even a shape!
Look how many fruits and gems!
Fantastisploosh: Chuck Norris, the Octagon!
He's going to earn a twirling coin!
Oh, darn it, the game froze.
[ Gasps ] You know what?
I know a great place you can rule, Meatwad.
Welcome to St. Meatersberg!
And you're gonna be the king here, Meatwad!
It stinks here.
This is the historic district.
I zoned it commercial so you can turn this
into a whole row of whorehouses and casinos!
That's gonna be legal and encouraged,
as long as the riff-raff
don't bring it back to Shaketopia.
I won't have it over there.
I like your place better.
Really? I feel like this is a solid compromise.
I would do this if I were you.
Well, I ain't doin' it.
Why don't you chew on that for a second?
You're -- you're gonna make me do it, aren't you?
Do what? You're gonna make me do it!
I'm doing it! I'm calling it!
A battle to the death...
in the ring of bones!
[ Lightning crashes ]
[ Coughing ]
But we don't have a ring of bones!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did you just stop licking my butt to tell me this?
[ Fanfare plays ]
You asked for this, Meatwad.
Earthquake milkshake!
Ahh! Whaaaa!
Oh! I took the meatbridge, son!
And now, how you like my hot-diggity dog?!
Wieners!
Ah! Ah! Aah! Aah! Aahhh!
Prepare to scream...
for my cream dream!
Aaahhhh!
Igloo Shield!
[ Electricity crackling ]
That's all you know -- hot dogs and igloos!
You want to impress me, do Wesley Snipes.
You want you a snipe hunt? A Wesley Snipes hunt?
Okay, I did not ask you to do that.
That was a hypothetical!
[ As Wesley Snipes ] It's open season on all Shake-heads.
That's a soundalike!
Yeah, I knew you wouldn't get the real guy to do the voice!
No, wait!
What are we doing here?
I mean, this violence is senseless.
My people, they've been through enough,
back from when I got here and violently enslaved them.
Then you finally agree. We can rule together.
It's what I've been saying this whole time!
Maybe we can even talk about changing
that name, too, you know?
Shaketopia? I mean, we gotta honor our ancestors.
Yep, yep! Yes! Yes! We'll discuss the name!
I remember saying distinctly we would talk about the name.
[ Crowd cheers ]
We rule togeth-- No, no, I'll say it.
We rule together!
I'll rule a little bit more than you
until you get the hang of it.
Look at 'em. A bunch of crash-test dummies.
Yeah, it's so sad.
But people, you know, they gotta be active and achieve.
You got a tall boy out here in reality world?
Can you stop watching football for a second, please?
No. I'm trying, but I just cannot.
Carl, did any more of those, uh, headsets...
fall off your truck?
I'm so glad you asked.
This here's the 2. It's pretty buggy.
There's this whole class-action thing
where the company actually denies that they even made it.
How does this even connect to the console?
Is this even compatible?
Dude, absolutely.
I sell these out of my hatchback at the bus station,
and I ain't never had no complaints,
mostly 'cause I don't go back to that bus station.
Glorfinoids, the treaty has been dicked.
We drew dicks on it!
And we shall rule Shaketopia together!
No, no, name to be decided, name to be decided.
Hey, pump the brakes.
You can't change the culture overnight, okay?
Oh, hey, Frylock!
Carl sold you the 2?
You're gonna freeze Shaketopia!
Get the hell out of here, Frylock!
Okay, I'll leave.
Wait, wait. You don't wanna...
hang out and watch us rule over these stupid goobers?
They don't even care that we call them that.
They think it's a compliment.
Yes, yes, it is. Thank you, Lord.
I am but a stupid goober.
He was licking my ass, like, 20 minutes ago.
With a smile on his face!
Yeah, he gonna be lickin' mine soon, too.
It's all innocent fun. We get along good in here.
There's unity on this balcony!
Well, I know it's cold out here, so I brought
some Sluggie Buggies for all your little...
uh... are they slaves, or...?
Shh! We don't use that word.
We prefer the term "unwilling servants."
[ Electricity crackling ]
Sluggie Buggies for all!
No, no, I'm saying that part.
Sluggie Buggies for all!
But be aware.
The no-direct-eye-contact rule is still in effect!
Yeah, y'all, don't get cocky!
[ Coughing ]
This Sluggie Buggie, it makes me feel...
uggie-wuggie.
Glorf! No!
My people! My people!
What did you do, Meatwad?
I give you one ounce of power,
and this is how you repay me?
Yes, I implanted a computer virus
inside the Sluggie Buggies.
I did!
Ethnic cleansing?
Quite the side hustle you've got there, Frylock.
You maniac!
Pogrom! Get your pogrom!
You know what, Shake?
Fine, go back to your little freakland,
your little fakey freakland
with all your little fake, synthetic, little weirdos --
They're Glorfinoids, Frylock!
And they are real to me!
My personal assistant, who lathered my buttocks orally,
he had a name!
I don't remember it right now, so let's just call him Mike
for the sake of this conversation.
Are you saying Mike is not real?
Mike was just zeroes and ones?
Yaahhh!
Oh, what did you do to my spine?
And who drew all these superheroes and robots
on the side of my cup?
I did.
I mean, they're pretty good.
Is this permanent ink?
I may actually keep these.
Hey, man. Start jiggling!
Come on, y'all.
Jiggle with your jiggle-belly now.
Let's go with a wiggle-jiggle.
Well, tarnation!
Sooey!
[ Laughs ]