You know that we're back, all in trouble.
♪ Shake Zula, the mic rula, the old schoola ♪
♪ You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya ♪
♪ Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop ♪
♪ Meatwad, you're up next, work it out now ♪
♪ Meatwad make the money, see ♪
♪ Meatwad get the honies, "G" ♪
♪ Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star ♪
♪ Ice on my fingers and my toes ♪
♪ Check it out, y'all, check it, check it out ♪
♪ Check it ♪
♪ Check, check ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the girls say, "Ho" ♪
♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the girls say, "Ho" ♪
♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪
...number one in the 'hood, "G."
Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Jesus!
You want me to get the shrink ray? For your fat ass?
You used it on this door, didn't you?!
This thing used to fit me like a glove!
Maybe you oughta lose some weight.
Says the sphere of grease. Thanks!
Why don't you slide your polyunsaturated ass
around the door jam so I can slide through?
That's right. Yeah. Lube it up with your stink.
Look at that grease! We could all be in better shape.
We're not getting any younger.
Speak for yourself.
I am... Forever...Teen!
Gagh! Ugh!
[ Horses neighing ]
[ Fanfare playing on P.A. system ]
Step aside, pig!
Make way for the machine!
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Whirring ]
Congratulations, baby! Welcome to Situpon!
You ready to get Litupon a Situpon?
We're not just a bike, my friend.
We are an entire community! I want one!
But can you afford one?
Your hesitance to answer indicates that you cannot.
So if it's all good with you,
we'd rather you not be in our community, okay?
Ha ha! Okay!
Ooh, you gonna take that from a bicycle?
[ Scoffs ] He was obviously talking to you!
But he be looking directly at you.
Come on, baby! Feel that burn! No pain, no gain, am I right?
Be savage, not average!
Savage. Not average.
That's the way! We made it!
Whoo! I'm feeling it!
That right there was some workout!
Carl: Hey! Looking good, man!
Hey, I bought a Situpon, too.
Come over. Help me put it together.
What?! Alright, Carl!
Welcome to the Situpon community.
We have no record of him.
I would be very wary here.
It's just like the Situpon. It's called the Leprechaun.
-Top o' the morning to ya! -You got a little cupholder here
for your shot glass of whiskey.
You know, I can't really fit my feet in these clips.
And, uh, they make me wear this helmet, which I don't love.
We're going to the end of the rainbow!
Follow me to the pot o' gold!
Really what I need is just your help
connecting to your Internet.
Ah, shit. [ Door closes ]
Fryman? He be gone! Faith and Begorrah!
You gotta pedal faster if you want me gold!
-The pedal fell off. I can't -- -You aren't pedaling.
My knees are bumping against -- -What the hell's wrong with ya?
Shut up!
[ Chain saw buzzing ]
Hey, Frylock. We just got our exercise equipment!
[ Grunting ] The Walkulator!
Yep! Too bad you can't afford to be part of our community.
And I know what you're thinking.
I did get the subscription service.
Didn't we just pull this out of a dumpster?
Shut up! That is strike one.
Two more, and the dehydrator comes out,
and you are jerky, my friend!
[ Grunts ] [ Glass shatters ]
Okay. Get them buns movin'!
One, two! You know what to do!
Really burn them calories! Why ain't you movin'?
Whew. I'm done. Alright. That was a good start.
That's good. Let's get hydrated and let's really get after it.
I really crushed it. What are you doing?
No, this is part of the muscle-building process.
We tear down the fibers... and now we let them heal.
[ Raccoon screeching ] Hey!
What the -- Get him!
I'm too exhausted to chase him!
Yeah, man, I would love to, but I'm covered in bees.
Alright, Fry-Daddy! Crank it up to 90, baby!
This is what it takes, my brother!
Whoo! I'm Savage. Not average.
Alright then! You can do this!
Keep up that pace, baby! Up that hill!
You got this, Fry-Daddy! Show me what you got!
Alright. Let me get this hill, but then I need to stop, okay?
Oh, no. Ain't no stoppin' Situpon, baby!
Ain't no stopping now! You got this, Frylock!
Cramps make us amped, baby!
If it ain't hurtin', it ain't workin!
Push through! Come on! You own this!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, now! Where you going?!
One more hour, and you got this, Fry!
I'm done! I need to eat, man!
What you need to do is get in shape!
Only losers eat! Everyone eats!
All eating does is make a turd.
But no, no. You know better than I do.
Go ahead. I'll wait.
No. No. I'll finish this out.
No, you won't! Unh-unh!
You're not allowed to anymore because you had to eat food!
[ Snoring ]
Hey. Fry-Daddy. You up? Booty call.
Your booty. My bike, Come on. Let's do this.
Get a few miles in before sunrise.
Frylock: I'm not riding today.
But -- But I thought we had a plan all laid out.
Now you want to go back on it?
Look. I just need one day away from this.
One goddamn day! Is that too much to ask?
A day -- Look. We do not have a day.
Listen. A catastrophic earthquake is coming very soon.
And it will destroy our planet as we know it.
Our astrofitnessecists just confirmed it this morning.
Astrofitnessecist?
All of this pedaling, this hard work you've been doing.
You've been charging the hover batteries in your bike.
Hover batteries? So all us Situpons
can get Litupon another planet.
But those who cannot afford a Situpon
will perish in a fiery blaze.
Oh, hey, now! What are you doing down there?
These are hover devices.
No shit, Sherlock.
We leave the planet tonight at midnight.
Uh, uh, I've got to tell my roommates.
No, no, no, no, no, no. You tell no one!
And listen. Bring all the maple syrup you can carry.
Maple syrup? For what?!
To protect your skin
as we exit the atmosphere.
But I don't keep maple syrup in the --
Then go to the store right now.
Be cool. Don't make a big thing about it. Understand?
We don't need riots in these streets.
♪♪
Frylock: Come on, man! You must have some syrup back there!
What kind of pancake store is this?!
Yeah, we're all out. That guy got it all.
Hey, hey, man. You think you can spare a --
[ Gun cocks ] Easy, cowboy.
It's cool, it's cool. I just needed a little syrup for --
Late-night pancakes, right?
Maybe I'll see you up there.
Get Litupon a Situpon.
[ Siren wailing ]
[ Glass shatters, alarm ringing ]
[ Siren wailing ]
Oh, Faith and Begorrah!
You need to ride me, not hide me!
Why won't you shut up?! I unplugged you!
Carl, get out here, man! It's an emergency!
I'm not a flippin' clothes rack!
Listen and listen close. This is gonna sound crazy,
but an earthquake is coming, and only those
who own Situpons are gonna be saved.
Here. Pour this syrup all over your body --
to protect your skin from the outer-space atmosphere
until we get to Situponius.
That's the planet that we're going to.
I believe him, but maybe I should also
protect the inside of my mouth and tummy.
Don't drink the syrup! You don't ever know!
Sounds, uh, scammy. Trust me.
The Situpon astrofitnessecists confirmed this.
I ain't never known you to lie to me,
so, uh, let's do this.
-Come on, Shake. -Uh, no.
See, this is where I draw the line, short stack.
Did you say midnight? 'Cause it's after midnight.
You got syrup on my watch, doofus!
What the -- You told others?!
I specifically commanded you not to tell non-Situponians!
They're my roommates, man. What the hell you want me to do?
When we land on Situponius,
you will be banished from our kingdom...
[Singsong voice] ...of fakery!
[ Shake and Coach laughing ]
Ooh! Look at you all covered in maple syrup!
I can't wait till the ants eat you alive!
Oh, oh. Good one, asshole.
Of all the people, I'm the one who knew?!
[ Laughs ] Yeah, I never believed it neither.
Oh, yes, you did!
I was just doing it for the joke, you know?
You bought all the way into it, Carl!
Look at you!
All slathered in s--
Ow! Ohh! Ow! Carl! Ugh! Ow!
You mention this ever again, and I'm gonna kill ya.
Do you understand?
We don't solve problems with violence.
Give me a towel.
Is the earthquake late, y'all?
I don't feel no earth movin' under my feet.
Come on, now. I was just having a little fun.
[ Keyboard clacking ]
A comet is coming to destroy the planet.
And this time, I'm not lyin'.
Nah, man, I think I'm done
with your belligerent asshole service.
I was just making sure that you were committed.
I was committed! I pay to do this shit every month!
That's why I lie about catastrophes --
to scare you into shape!
Because you aren't strong enough and I --
Damn it! I care about you!
Meatwad: Frylock, some Italian fella's at the door!
Oh. Excuse me. That's someone coming to buy your ass
and get you the hell out of my house and out of my life.
[Italian accent] Ah, mama mia!
I'm-a Mr. Spaghetti.
I come alla way from a-Italy to buy a spicy a-bicycletta!
Just take it, Shake.
Who's it is the Shake?
Ayy! I'm-a Mister Spaghetti!
Super-Mario Spaghetti!
I left-a my wallet back-a in the old-a country
with Mama. Ohhh, my mama.
It's free. Take it!
Just keep it outside the house. Away from me.
[Normal voice] Thanks, man. He bought it!
Wow! I told you that accent was good!
And it's totally not racist at all!
You know I'm $40 a month, right?
Relax, dude! I'm punching in the numbers as we speak!
Oh I see what you're doing.
You're doing this on Fry-Daddy's card.
You know, this is gonna be declined eventually.
You don't think I know that?!
But right now I need to lose some weight, preferably today.
So, you know, let's go.
Just get on the bike.
You know, honestly, t-this chair is a lot better for my back.
You know what? This is why you are not married...
and you have no meaningful friendships.
People are offended by the way you look.
I'm a confirmed bachelor!
Uh-oh! I think I must have struck a ner--
Stupid bike! You hurt my feelings!
Shake: People love the way I look.
What are you doing? I'm looking for your shrink ray.
Got these skinny jeans, and they don't fit me.
That's 'cause your ass ain't skinny.
There ain't no shortcut to exercise, man.
Uh, there is with the shrink ray.
What happened to getting Litupon my Situpon?
Look, y'all. A note. Written in bicycle grease.
Situpon Coach: "Dearest Fry-Daddy, I took off.
Call it a solo ride.
I hoped I could change you and unlock your potential.
You and I could've been together forever on Situponius.
Your butt on my face, sweating..."
Okay. That's enough of that. Who wants pancakes?
Wait. I don't understand. The -- The seat was his face?
What's that over there?
Above the really rich area of town?
Situpon Coach: Onward, community!
Onward to Situponius!
See you later, DickLock,
which is my new nickname for you!
And, yes, the seat is my face!
And what's that over there
coming right towards us?
[ Rumbling ]
Well, shit. I guess that's a comet.
Come on, man! Start jinglin'!
Come on, y'all!
[ Growling ]
Jiggle with your giggle belly, now.
Let's give it a wiggle jiggle!
Oh...
Toonie! Ha ha ha ha!
♪♪