Gentlemen...
Vegetables have threatened man for generations.
I have obtained funds
to solve this vegetable nightmare.
Hey, um-- behold!
Uh, Dr. Weird, I thought that Grant
was for something like to cure diseases or--
the Grant? What is that?
Uh-- shut up.
Behold... the rabbot.
Dr. Weird--
now bring me my large French perfume,
and spray him in the eye!
Because that's how it happened to me.
Now you feel pretty, don't you?
The rabbot!
My creation!
What has science done?!
What happened to my friggin' car?!
Good morning, Carl. How's it going?
Oh, yeah, good morning to you there, Mr. Food monster.
This is how it's going.
Look at my friggin' car.
It is crushed to bejesus and back.
Have you gotten any estimates?
Oh, for the friggin'-- I just found it this way!
Carl--
I just walked out here, for friggin' sake!
Carl! It's OK.
It's cool, man.
I'm a detective.
Clear the crime scene, and let me think.
Meteors did it!
That'll be $20.
Hey, Carl.
Great. We got the fry man up there.
I have not called for you, Frylock.
What are you doing here?
I live here.
Well, quit hovering.
I am the leader.
Man, your car is messed up.
How are you gonna get to work, Carl?
I work out of the home.
Frylock, send Carl to work.
Then we shall solve this mystery and make $20.
Do not point that fry thing at me.
Aw, jeez.
Quickly, Carl, the ray is upon you.
Where do you work?
I done told you. I work out of the home.
Now, stop with the freak beam.
Send Carl to the home, then.
To the home.
Stay out of my pool!
Oh! My hips! My hips.
OK. That'll be $20.
So... what now, Shake?
We shall solve the mystery from Carl's pool.
Don't go to my pool.
Go to the bank.
This is a fun pool.
I do like splashing.
Yes. Playing is for pleasure.
We should have a pool.
Make us one from the sky. I command it.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that.
Seriously, I do command it.
I wonder who killed Carl's car?
A car cannot be killed.
It was murdered...
By someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive.
Jealousy is the motivation.
Wake the Meatwad.
Man, everybody know meat don't sleep.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wake up, Meatwad!
Good morning, Frylock. How are you doing?
Good morning, Meatwad.
This is a good beat.
Why aren't you dancing?
Dancing is forbidden.
It is mystery time. We have a case to solve.
Aqua teen hunger force, assemble!
Now, look--
can I go swimming?
It's clear that meteors have destroyed Carl's car.
Can I go swimming?
But he's committed to give us $20.
Can I go swimming?
So what I propose we do is to spend that money now--
can I go swimming?
Before he has time to take it back.
And we're gonna spend it on what?
Candies.
Hey, Master Shake, can I go swimming?
Look, Meatwad, this is Carl's pool, not yours.
You can't just decide to go swimming whenever you want.
But you're swimming right now.
What I'm doing is merely swirling the water about.
That's not a crime.
Uh, Shake, we've swam enough, now, haven't we?
Shouldn't we get going on this mystery?
Let's do it tomorrow.
It's supposed to snow tomorrow.
No, we'll do it now. Fine!
Aqua teens assemble,
cause Frylock baby has to have it.
Come on. Today.
Oh! It's going down.
Keep pressing it. Keep pressing it.
Why do you keep pressing it?
I'm not doing anything.
Aah!
Well, hoorah. Now I have to go to the bathroom.
Shake, you know you don't have a bathroom, baby.
Where are we going?
Shut your deformed mouth, Meatwad,
before I nail it shut.
I will be the one asking the questions.
Come on. Go! Will you just go!
My frydar is picking up an unusual scent off Carl's car.
It is the scent of jealousy, clearly.
It smells to me like perfume.
What--what did I just tell you?!
I was not put on this earth to listen to meat.
Frylock, were you--
it is perfume. Didn't think so.
Whoever killed Carl's car was smelling real good.
Whatever! Just follow it! Come on!
The scent--do it.
Slow down, Meatwad.
You'll get us all killed.
You wanna get us all killed?
Because you're gonna do it.
Keep going the way you're going. Oh, yeah.
Keep going. Brilliant.
The scent seems to be coming
from that mall.
I know.
All right. I want some jeans.
I'm the one who wants some jeans.
What are you doing? What's taking so long?
Why are we still here?
I'm analyzing the scent.
Well, how did you get back there?
That's for salespersons only.
I want to get back there. Get me back there.
Here. Take the meat bridge.
It's right here.
Meat bridge? No.
Well, fine. Don't take the meat bridge.
How close are we to avenging the death of Carl's car,
and please say soon, because I am bored.
A large quantity of hair growth formula
is missing from this counter.
Well, as long as we don't go back to the lab.
I need to go back to the lab.
God! That'll take a thousand hours!
What sort of twisted fiend
would need this much hair growth formula?
It's a perfume counter.
Obviously a woman did it. Now, let's go!
Ooh! Hey, Frylock, look at this.
You get away from that.
That's an emergency exit, and if you set off the alarm
and get every one of us in trouble,
you'll be the one to go to prison, not us.
That could be a clue.
It has nothing to do with this.
What's the matter with you?
Well, I found it.
You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing.
Now, roll on over here.
No, I'm not--
Right next to my hand.
I've done nothing to you.
Why are these jeans all covered in hair?
Why is anything anything?
That is the style from L.A.,
and that is where my manager lives,
and my agent, OK?
The case is solved.
The case is solved. Yeah, right.
Shake, aren't you even curious
about the hole in the wall?
The hairy jeans?
All that missing hair growth formula?
No, I don't think so.
The case is solved.
It was a meteor. Meteors did it.
I thought you said a woman did it?
A woman, a meteor-- whatever.
Carl doesn't know. We're the detectives.
Shake, did you see that?
That afro pick? Yes, and it's mine. I called it!
Get away!
No! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Oh, no!
I'm beautiful.
Oh, look at me, Frylock.
I'm beautiful.
I like the length.
Makes me look a little wild.
Look, that rabbit is the thing that killed Carl's car,
and we need to stop it.
OK, here's the plan.
Indigo is right across the street from here, OK?
The hair salon.
Yes, and I'm gonna go over there,
and see if they can squeeze me in for a perm,
but when I get back,
this rabbit's goin' down.
Yeah, thanks, Shake. Thanks a lot, buddy.
Take care. I'll be back in an hour.
Meatwad.
What? What's going on?
Hey, can I get my jam box?
Maybe later.
Maybe now.
I'm gonna go get my jam box.
No, Meatwad! Not the jam box!
Everybody likes dancing, Frylock.
Good going, Meatwad!
You've tamed him with your greasy dance of joy.
I leave for 45 minutes,
and this is what happens?
Frylock, burn the rabbit down.
I don't think we need to do that.
He's just dancing.
Do it, Frylock, because I said so.
Whoa! Aah!
Ooh!
Sorry. Way to go.
Way to go. You OK?
Does it look like I'm OK?
Stand back, and I shall destroy him.
Shake power activated!
Now come over here and slip on it,
if you dare, rabbit!
Now set the trap, Frylock.
Trap? What trap?
Go get a trap!
I didn't bring no trap.
What trap you talking about?
Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
He's gonna kill us.
Things is lookin' shady for the aqua teens.
I've called this meeting to say downtown is no longer safe.
So in short...
We need to pick some new restaurants and nightclubs.
Get out of my frickin' pool!