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- I SEE HERE THAT THE CARNIVAL OF FEET IS COMING TO TOWN THIS WEEKEND.
- BRAK'S SO EXCITED. HE'S BEEN BUZZING ABOUT IT ALL WEEK.
- HEY, EVERYBODY.
- GOOD MORNING, LITTLE POOPER.
- BOY, I'M AS HAPPY AS A BAG OF WIGS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
- YOU FOUND YOUR REAL PARENTS?
- WHAT?
- NOW, DEAR, DON'T TEASE THE BOY.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, THAT'S ALL.
- HONEY, GO AHEAD AND TELL US WHY YOU'RE AS HAPPY AS THE WIG.
OK, MOM.
♪ TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF THE CARNIVAL OF FEET ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE FEET THERE AND FEET ♪
♪ AND DON'T FORGET THE FEET
♪ I'LL BE THERE IF I'M NOT SOMEWHERE ELSE ♪
♪ AT THE ONE AND ONLY CARNIVAL OF FEET ♪
YEAH!
- DON'T FORGET, DEAR, I TOLD THUNDERCLESE
YOU'D TAKE CARE OF HIS GOLDFISH
WHILE HE'S OFF EXPLODING THE HOARDS OF GAR.
- BUT, MOM, WHAT ABOUT THE ACHILLES HEEL OF HORROR?
- DEAR, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES.
- BUT THE HAUNTING OF BUNION MANOR!
- OH, HONEY.
- WHAT ABOUT THE FEET?
THE FEET, MOMMY!
I GOTTA HAVE THE FEET!
THE FEET IS SOMETHING I NEED!
I GOTTA HAVE THE FEET!
- BRAK, NO MORE OF THIS.
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FEET OFF YOUR HEAD
AND YOUR PANTS TO YOUR EARS,
AND GO HELP SOMEONE WHO HAS NO FEET.
BECAUSE A FOOTLESS ANIMALS CANNOT WALK OVER HERE
ON THEIR LITTLE NON-FOOTED AREAS AND TELL US HOW HUNGRY THEY ARE,
NOW, CAN THEY?
I DON'T THINK THEY CAN.
OH, GOODY. ZORAK HAS ARRIVED.
LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPON.
- SCREW YOU, PORK CHOP.
YOW!
- BRAK, YOU'D BETTER GET GOING. THUNDERCLESE IS EXPECTING YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'LL GET GOIN' IF GOIN' IS WHAT I NEED TO GET.
- STATE YOUR NAME.
- SAUSAGE MAHONEY.
- YOU ARE HERE FOR THE MR. TICKLES BRIEFING.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD ME,
CHIEF METALBOTTOM.
AAAAHH!
OOMPH!
HEY, CAN I RIDE THAT TUBE AGAIN?
I HAVEN'T HAD THAT MUCH FUN
SINCE I CHASED MY HAMSTER ALL THE WAY TO ST. LOUIS.
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ONE?
- SILENCE! - I'LL SAVE IT FOR LATER.
- FOLLOW ME.
- HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
- THE SWORD OF SLAUGHTER.
- OH, BOY! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
- CANNON OF FEAR.
- HOW ABOUT THAT?
- MISSILES OF UNMENTIONABLE TERROR.
- WHAT'S THAT? IS THAT A BEACH BALL?
- NO, IT IS THE BATTLE SPHERE OF DOOM.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT THING IS?
- THAT'S A LIGHT SWITCH.
- UH-HUH.
- OF TOTAL DEVASTATION!
- YOU DON'T SAY?
- AND NOW, PREPARE FOR THE RIPPING SENSATION
OF MR. TICKLES.
HE IS MY ONE JOY IN LIFE.
- LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ONE JOY IN MY LIFE.
I LIKE TO TAKE AND FILL MY PANTS UP WITH PUDDING--
- ENOUGH!
HERE ARE HIS PROVISIONS.
YOU WILL FEED MR. TICKLES TWICE DAILY--
BREAKFAST AND A LIGHT AFTERNOON SNACK.
- 10-4, GOOD BUDDY.
- FEED HIM EXACTLY 3 MILLIGRAMS OF TICKLE SNACKS.
AND BE FOREWARNED:
3 HAMS WILL CERTAINLY KILL HIM.
3 HAMS.
- ♪ 3 HAMS WILL KILL HIM
♪ 3 HAMS WILL KILL HIM
♪ I SHOULDN'T FEED HIM
♪ 3 HAMS
- EXCELLENT.
YOUR MISSION BEGINS IN THE MORNING.
- I LIKE THE SPANDEX BECAUSE IT MAKES EACH...
EACH BEHIND MUSCLE LOOK LIKE A LITTLE SMALL TELEVISION.
- HEY, WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL ALIVE?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ONLY TUESDAY.
AH, WELL, LET'S HIT THE FOOT CARNIVAL.
- FIRST I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS AT THUNDERCLESE'S HOUSE.
NOW, WHAT DID THUNDERCLESE SAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO FEED MR. TICKLES FOR BREAKFAST?
I FORGET.
- ♪ 3 HAMS WILL FILL HIM
♪ 3 HAMS WILL THRILL HIM
♪ WHY DON'T YOU FEED HIM
♪ 3 HAMS?
- THANK YOU, THOUGHT BUBBLE.
HEY, ZORAK, DO YOU THINK MR. TICKLES WOULD LIKE
A DELICIOUS 3-HAM OMELET?
- PISS OFF.
- OK, ONE 3-HAM OMELET COMING UP.
- HEY, LOOK, A BEACH BALL.
I THINK I'LL JUST--
AAAH-OW-OW! MY EYES!
- HOW'S THIS LOOK?
- AWFUL. HUNK IT IN THERE.
- MOSES-ESUS, LOOK AT HIM WORK THOSE HAMS.
HAM ON, HAM-EATER.
HE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
- THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S DEAD.
- WHAT?
- NICE WORK, BUDDY.
- OH, IT WAS THE DELICIOUS BREAKFAST!
MR. TICKLES HAS BEEN DONE IN BY OVERWHELMING DELICIOSITY!
- TIME TO DITCH THE EVIDENCE.
UH, WHERE'S THE TOILET?
- LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MR. TICKLES.
WHEN HE WANTED FOOD, HE WOULD SWIM UP TO THE TOP OF THE WATER
AND MAKE THAT "MBAW, MBAW, MBAW" NOISE.
HE WAS A GOOD, GOOD EATER.
HE ATE A LITTLE TOO MUCH, IF YOU ASK ME, BUT HE WAS--
ZORAK, I WASN'T FINISHED.
- HE WAS STARTING TO STINK.
IT WAS GAGGING ME.
- LOOK, HE'S COMING BACK.
- WE NEED TO BUST HIM UP.
STICK YOUR FOOT DOWN THERE.
- WHAT?
- STICK YOUR FOOT DOWN THERE
AND STOMP ON HIM.
OH, YEAH.
- AW, MAN.
- HURRY UP. WE'RE MISSING THE FEET.
- I'M NOT GOIN'.
NOT AFTER THIS TRAGEDY.
- IF HE MAKES SOME PANTS OUT OF CHIPS,
THEN HE'S GOT A PARTY OUTFIT, I'M TELLING YOU THIS.
- OH, HELLO, HONEY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
- DON'T TALK TO ME, MOM. I'M A MURDERER.
- OH, DEAR.
- I'M GOIN' TO BED,
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW I'LL EVER GET TO SLEEP.
MAN, I LOVE SLEEPING.
I WISH I COULD WAKE UP SO I COULD GO BACK TO SLEEP AGAIN.
- BRAK, WAKE UP.
- OH, MR. TICKLES,
I'M SORRY I HAMMED YOU TO DEATH.
- I FORGIVE YOU, BRAK.
MMM. DELICIOUS.
- MR. TICKLES, HOW DO YOU THINK THUNDERCLESE IS GONNA TAKE THIS?
- OH, MY GOD, HE'LL TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF.
- BUT I LOVE MY ARMS!
THAT'S WHERE MY HANDS LIVE!
- DON'T WORRY. ALL IS NOT LOST.
THERE IS ANOTHER.
- ANOTHER WHAT? ANOTHER 3 HAMS?
- DON'T TEMPT ME. HA HA HA! OH, JUST KIDDING.
NO, I HAVE A TWIN BROTHER.
IF YOU CAPTURE HIM AND PLACE HIM IN MY TANK,
THUNDERCLESE WILL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
- DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FISH THERE ARE IN THE WORLD?
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF ME CATCHING YOUR BROTHER?
- PRETTY GOOD. HE LIVES IN ONE FISH LAKE.
- ONE FISH LAKE?
IS THAT OVER BY THE AIRPORT?
- NO.
IF YOU HIT THE AIRPORT, YOU'VE MISSED IT.
- GOT IT. THANKS FOR THE TIP, BUB.
- HEY, WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY COOL?
- I'M K--I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY, MAN.
- LOOK, IT'S A SHADOW PUPPET.
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS? IT'S A DOGGIE.
I THINK HE LIKES YOU.
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
BAD DOGGIE. YOU SCARED HIM OFF.
- BOY, I TELL YOU, WATER SURE IS LUCKY.
THERE'S TWO HYDROGENS FOR EVERY OXYGEN.
HEY, LOOK, A HOUSE!
WELL, HELLO, THERE.
IS YOUR NAME MR. TICKLE'S BROTHER?
- I AIN'T NOBODY'S BROTHER.
I'M A LONER.
- WHAT ABOUT THAT MAILBOX?
- THAT AIN'T MY MAILBOX.
FELLA LIVED HERE BEFORE ME LEFT IT.
SOME SAY HE GREW A BEARD AND STILL LIVES HERE,
BUT THAT'S A DAMN LIE.
- WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
THANKS FOR NOTHING, DON TICKLES, NOTARY PUBLIC!
SO LONG, BEARDED STRANGER.
- UH, HEY, HOLD ON THERE, SONNY.
YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY COOL?
♪ HUM DAD-A HOOMP DUH-DUH-DUH
♪ HUM DIDDY HUM DIDDY-DA
♪ HUM DIDDLE-DE-DAH, HUMP-DA-DEE... ♪
- I'M GONNA GO TALK TO MY DAD.
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW?
- NOW, DEAR.
- ALL RIGHT, THEN, FINE.
BRAK, REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH A MAN MAY HAVE
MORE HAIRS ON HIS HEAD THAN THERE ARE STARS IN THE SKY,
THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE CAN PLAN A SUCCESSFUL PARTY
THAT MOVIE STARS WILL ATTEND AND ENJOY RESPONSIBLY.
DON'T YOU AGREE, MOTHER?
- I WASN'T LISTENING.
- SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO THE MOVIES.
I THINK IT'S ME. HA!
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA SEE?
- "HOT DOG IN THE MORNIN'."
THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THE LITTLE HOT DOG FINDS HIS WAY HOME.
- FAR OUT.
- OH, LOOK, THERE'S MR. THUNDERCLESE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
- WHERE IS MR. TICKLES?!
- I DON'T KNOW.
OH, I DON'T KNOW, EITHER.
I--I'D SAY HE'S AT THE MOVIES.
- CHECK THE SEWER.
- WHY?
- WELL, THAT'S WHERE THINGS GO WHEN YOU FLUSH 'EM.
HA HA HA HA! AND WE STOMPED HIM.
HA HA HA HA! AND WE BUSTED HIM ALL UP!
- AAAAHHH!
- MR. TICKLES, YOU'VE COME BACK.
- I'VE COME BACK, ALL RIGHT,
TO STOP YOU FROM DESTROYING THESE BRILLIANT HAMOLOGISTS.
- I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ONE OF THEIR HAM OMELETS?
THEY'RE TO DIE FOR.
DIE!
- THEN I WILL SPARE THEM,
IF THAT IS YOUR WISH.
- BRAK, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLAN?
YOU BLEW IT, MAN.
- I KNOW I BLEW IT.
THAT'S WHAT I DO!
BUT THIS TIME I LEARNED A LESSON.
♪ FOOD CAN BE YOUR FRIEND
♪ OR FOOD CAN BE YOUR FOE
- ♪ BUT IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH OF IT ♪
- ♪ TO HEAVEN YOU WILL GO
HEY, MR. TICKLES, WHAT'S HEAVEN LIKE?
- IT'S ALL LOOSE WOMEN, HOT DANCE CLUBS, AND LATIN MUSIC.
- DAMN, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
- IT IS GREAT, BUT YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
- OH, I SEE.
- YOU CAN'T BE SURPRISED.
- NAH, I GUESS NOT.
- AND NOW, THUNDERCLESE,
YOU NURTURED ME WITH LOVING CARE.
I WAS YOUR ENTIRE WORLD, WASN'T I?
- YES, IT IS TRUE.
- THIS IS LAME-ASS.
WELL, IT IS.
AAAAHHH! OWW!
- AS I WAS SAYING, THUNDERCLESE, KNOW THIS.
I WILL NOT ABANDON YOU, MY FRIEND.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME, AND I'LL BE THERE.
I'LL BE THERE.
AND I'LL BE THERE.
- MR. TICKLES.
MR. TICKLES! - WHAT?
- I NEED TO HOLD--
- NOT NOW.
WORK IT, BABY.
BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
YEAH, ME AND YOU, BABY.
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