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- DARLING, WHAT IS FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
- OH, NOTHING.
- I HOPE THAT'S A CLEVER NAME FOR SOMETHING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, HON? I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE COOKING.
- WELL, MAYBE I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING TO WORK TOMORROW.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, DEAR.
- THANK GOD YOUR PAPA GOT MONEY.
AH! FISHPOCKETS IS HOLDING THEIR ANNUAL SALUTE TO CRABS.
LET'S MAKE A NIGHT OF IT, DARLING.
CALL THE BOYS.
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]
[WAILING]
- BAM! BAM!
- OH, THAT'S MY HEAD.
- OOH! AAH! - EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!
- BRAK, GET DOWN HERE, I SAID.
- IN A MINUTE, MOM.
- HA HA HA!
- WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU BOYS BEEN UP TO ALL WEEKEND?
- WE'VE BEEN PLAYING HEADKICKER.
- I'VE BEEN PLAYING.
YOU'VE BEEN GETTING A RED-ASS BEAT-DOWN.
HA HA!
- WELL, NOW GET EVERYBODY'S FISH-TASTING MOUTHS INTO THE VEHICLE.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO FISHPOCKETS.
- FISHPOCKETS?
♪ ALL OF THE WONDERS OF THE SEA ♪
♪ WILL BE SERVED UP HOT TO ME
♪ BAKED OR BROILED OR LIGHTLY BREADED ♪
♪ JUST THE THOUGHT MAKES ME LIGHTHEADED ♪
♪ CAN THERE BE A SMARTER THOUGHT ♪
♪ THAN A BOWL OF TARTAR SAUCE?
♪ FISHPOCKETS, HERE I COME
- HOLD ON THERE, BUSTER. HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR HOMEWORK?
- WELL, I--NO.
- NO HOMEWORK, NO FISHPOCKETS.
- AAH! CAN'T I DO IT WHEN I GET BACK?
- YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, AND YOU BLEW IT.
LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE SECOND CHANCES.
IT'S ABOUT A LITTLE MOUSE
AND HIS VOYAGE TO AN EXCITING NEW LAND.
THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT LIFE IS.
- BUT, DAD, I'M A GROWING BOY. I NEED FISH.
- BRAK, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.
LONG AGO--
- HEY, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
- OF COURSE, DEAR.
[FOOTSTEPS]
- AHEM.
LONG AGO IN THE DAYS WHEN THE BUTTERY LOBSTER WALKED THE EARTH,
HE WAS RULED BY THE DELICIOUS CRAB.
- OH, DON'T TELL THAT STORY. HE'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES.
- NO, I WON'T.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUTTERY LOBSTER, DAD, HUH?
- HE WAS STRANGLED BY HIS OWN BIB.
- OHH, GOD...
- MANY PEOPLE SUSPECTED THE DELICIOUS CRAB...
- UNG...UHH...
- BUT HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND...
- WHEW.
- UNLESS THAT'S HIM RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
- OH, NO! - LOOK OUT!
- AHA! I FOOLED YOU AGAIN, BOY. GO CHANGE YOUR PANTS.
- ZORAK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
- I DID.
- OH, DEAR.
- THIS IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE.
- ISN'T THERE ANY WAY I COULD COME ALONG?
- OF COURSE THERE IS, MY SON. - REALLY?
- SIMPLY DO YOUR HOMEWORK...
YESTERDAY...
AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
- WAIT A MINUTE. HOW CAN I DO THAT?
- YOU CAN'T! I FOOL YOU AGAIN, BOY!
MOTHER, WE GO.
HA HA! OH. OHH.
[DOOR CLOSES]
- YOU GO AHEAD, THEN. EAT ON THE POOP DECK.
RUB THE MAGIC CLAM.
GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH GARY GROUPER.
SEE IF I CARE...
BECAUSE I DO.
- EH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? FISHPOCKETS SUCKS.
HOMEWORK SUCKS. EVERYTHING SUCKS.
- HEY, YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK, TOO, BUB.
ONE MORE "F," AND YOU'RE GOING RIGHT BACK TO GRANDMA PRISON.
- ZORAK, TIME TO SCRUB MY FEET AGAIN.
- OHHH. - SCRUB ME, TOO, BOY.
- ZORAK! - ZORAK!
- OHH, I AIN'T GOING BACK THERE.
I CAN'T.
- ♪ WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET READY ♪
♪ FOR A DATE WITH GRANDMA'S FEET ♪
♪ AND I MIGHT AS WELL FORGET THE CRABS ♪
♪ THAT I WAS BORN TO EAT
♪ 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T DO OUR HOMEWORK ♪
♪ FOR THE LOVE OF PETE
♪ IF ONLY WE COULD GO BACK IN TIME... ♪
- WE NEED A FREAKING TIME MACHINE.
- YEAH. LIKE THE ONE IN MR. THUNDERCLEESE'S BACK YARD.
- WHAT? - OF COURSE, HE'S ON VACATION...
- OUT OF MY WAY!
HA HA! TASTE DEFEAT!
- AND I GOT THE KEY IN MY POCKET...
- REALLY? - BUT IT'S MY HAUNTED POCKET.
- WHEN I BOUGHT THESE PANTS, I FOUND A NOTE IN THERE.
IT SAID, "INSPECTED BY NUMBER 47."
NUMBER 47?
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 46?
WERE THEY NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO INSPECT MY PANTS?
- JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY!
SO HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WE GO BACK TO FRIDAY--
- AND WE MAKE A KITE OUT OF SQUIRRELS AND FLY IT TO THE MOON.
- NO.
WE TRACK OURSELVES DOWN.
- THEN WHAT?
- WE MAKE OUR OTHER SELVES DO THE HOMEWORK.
- HEY, ZORAK, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- YEAH. WHAT?
- WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND ENOUGH SQUIRRELS TO MAKE A KITE?
- ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?
- OH! I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN,
ONLY THIS TIME, SAY, "BRAK, I LOVE YOU."
- LET'S GO.
LOOK. THERE WE ARE.
CHECK OUT THE VEST.
- HELLO. MY NAME IS BRAK.
- I LIVE IN A HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.
- I'M WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
- YOU ARE NOT.
- YOU GOT ME.
- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
- OH, HOO!
- SO WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
- WE'RE YOU FROM THE FUTURE.
- YEAH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK BY SUNDAY NIGHT.
- NOW, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I--
- GRANDMA PRISON.
[WOMEN CACKLING]
- OHH, I AIN'T GOING BACK THERE.
- YOU AND ME BOTH, JACK.
- SAY, WHO DOES YOU HAIR?
- OH, I USUALLY GO TO PAUL DOWN AT HAIRADISE CITY.
- OH, HE'S A DREAM.
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO WHILE WE'RE DOING HOMEWORK?
- PROBABLY PLAY HEADKICKER.
- COUNT ME IN.
- HEY, CAN WE PLAY, TOO?
- I SHOULD SAY SO. IT'S OUR GAME, ISN'T IT?
- HEY, LET'S WASH OURSELVES.
- OH, YEAH. THEN WE'LL BE NICE AND CLEAN WHEN WE GET TO THE FUTURE.
- YEAH, BUDDY.
- YEAH, BUDDY!
- ♪ YEAH HA HA HA, BUDDY
♪ IT DON'T MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT ♪
♪ LONG AS YOU SAY IT, BUT DON'T SPRAY IT ♪
♪ YEAH, BUDDY
- LET'S GO PLAY.
- BAM! BAM!
- OH, THAT'S MY HEAD. OH. - EAT IT.
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]
- OH, NO!
THIS IS THE TIME WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT GOING TO FISHPOCKETS.
- FISHPOCKETS? LET'S EAT.
- WE CAN'T. WE DIDN'T DO OUR HOMEWORK.
- MAN, ALL I GOT TO HEAR IS,
"WELCOME TO FISHPOCKETS, SIR. HOW MANY IN YOUR PARTY?"
- I'D SAY, "JUST ME." - WE'RE NOT GOING, BRAK!
- BUT I'M HUNGRY.
- TIME SHED. - TIME SHED.
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]
- OH, NO!
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]
OH, NO!
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]
OH, NO!
- WAIT A MINUTE. THIS AIN'T WORKING.
NOBODY'S DOING THE HOMEWORK.
- I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 25 DAYS!
- ME, EITHER! - SOMEBODY FEED ME!
- WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET TO FISHPOCKETS.
- I WISH THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS HOMEWORK.
- WE CAN ARRANGE THAT. - HOW?
- WE NEED TO GO BACK...
TO THE DAY HOMEWORK WAS INVENTED...
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
AND KILL IT.
- YEAH! KILL IT! - STOP THAT CRAP IN ITS TRACKS!
- YEAH! - YEAH! - WOO HOO!
- YEAH! YEAH!
- HA HA! YEAH! - GO, BABY!
- WELL, YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING.
- OH, IT'S UNFAIR. - I DON'T CARE.
[BIRD SQUAWKS]
- THE MICROSCOPE.
- THE FLYING LAWNMOWER.
- PENICILLIN.
- THE GOLDEN SHOWER HEAD.
- THE COMBUSTION ENGINE.
- BEHOLD...
THE DOUBLE BEER HAT.
CHECK IT OUT.
- MARLON, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT'S TWICE AS GOOD AS THE BEER HAT.
- BUT, MARLON, I CAN'T SEE THE USE--
- GET OFF MY BACK!
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WELL, MY NAME IS BRAK,
AND THIS BIG, GREEN FELLA HERE, HIS NAME IS--
- I'LL HANDLE THIS.
[BOOMING VOICE] WE ARE THE PRESIDENTS OF THE FUTURE.
- OOH, GOOD DAY TO YOU, MR. PRESIDENTS.
- WHY HAVE YOU COME TO US?
- ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS HAS DESTROYED THE FUTURE.
PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND STARVING.
- ZORAK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
- SHUT UP. THEY'RE BUYING IT.
- DO YOU NEED A LOZENGE?
- NO. I'M GOOD.
[BOOMING VOICE] THE STREETS ARE FILLED WITH WICKEDNESS AND FILTH.
- THE FUN IS GONE. IT'S GONE. IT'S OUT OF HERE.
- IT'S BAD, VERY BAD!
- ASTI SPUMANTE!
WHICH ONE OF OUR INVENTIONS HAS CAUSED THIS MISERY?
- IT GOES BY THE NAME...
HOMEWORK.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO INVENT THAT.
- SEE? I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A DUMB IDEA,
BUT NOBODY LISTENS TO MARLON.
HE'S JUST AN OLD FOOL WITH A BEER HAT.
- I DON'T SEE HOW HOMEWORK COULD--
- LISTEN TO THEM, MERLIN. THEY'RE FROM THE DAMN FUTURE.
- WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO TO PREVENT ALL THIS SUFFERING?
- YOU MUST UNINVENT HOMEWORK.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
THE PRESIDENTS HAVE SPOKEN.
- HOW ABOUT THAT? MEETING THE PRESIDENTS.
- WE MUST DESTROY ALL THE INVENTIONS.
WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE WE'VE ALREADY DONE?
- WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU BOYS BEEN UP TO ALL WEEKEND?
- WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING, MOM--
OUR HOMEWORK.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
- HOME...WORK.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
WHAT IS THIS "HOMEWORK" YOU SPEAK OF?
MOTHER, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING?
- OH, I CERTAINLY HAVEN'T. MY GOODNESS.
- ZORAK, IT WORKED. - WHAT WORKED?
- MY STOMACH WORKS, DADDY.
LET'S GET TO FISHPOCKETS.
- FISH POCKET? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SON?
- I'M TALKING ABOUT FISHPOCKETS, MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
- BRAK, YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT
HAS ALWAYS BEEN LORD WELLINGTON'S BEEF TRAPEZE.
- REALLY? THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
- I'M GLAD YOU SEE IT THAT WAY, SON.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT EATING AND MAKING KITES FROM ANIMALS.
BETTER TO USE YOUR TIME FOR THE SCHOOLWORK--
ONLY AT THE SCHOOL, OF COURSE--
AND MAYBE YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE SOMEDAY
THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUTURE,
OR YOU COULD BE SNATCHED UP BY A GIGANTIC TERRIBLE BIRD
AND TORN LIMB FROM THE LIMB ON A LONELY MOUNTAINTOP.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING, SON?
- YEAH, BUDDY! - YEAH, BUDDY! - YEAH, BUDDY!
- ♪ YEAH, BUDDY
♪ YEAH, BUDDY
♪ YEAH, BU-BU-BU-BU- BU-BU-BU-BU-BUDDY ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
♪ BU-BU-BU-BU- BU-BU-BU-BU ♪
♪ BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY
♪ YEAH, BUDDY
♪ YEAH! BUDDY!