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- THEN WHEN I WOULD GIVE MY BOOK REPORT
ZORAK PULLED MY PANTS DOWN AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED--
EVEN ME--
'CAUSE IT WAS FUNNY.
BUT NOT TO ME.
OH, OH!
AND THEN AT LUNCH I AT A WHOLE TRAY OF JELL-O.
AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT
ZORAK PULLED MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN!
MAN, THERE WAS JELL-O EVERYWHERE!
YES, EVEN THERE.
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- OH! UM, ZORAK, HOW...
HOW LONG YOU BEEN THERE?
- LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU TALKING TO THAT DOLL.
- I WAS DOING NO SUCH THING.
IF, HOWEVER, I WAS TALKING
AND MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND HIPPO
HAPPENED TO BE LISTENING--
- WHAT HIPPO? THAT'S A LOBSTER.
- MAYBE SO.
BUT HE PREFERS TO BE CALLED HIPPO.
- BLECCH!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WOULD SAY
IF THEY KNEW I HUNG OUT WITH A DOLL-TALKER?
- I IMAGINE THEY'D SAY,
"ZORAK, YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE BRAK.
HE'S QUITE A GUY!"
- I DON'T HANG OUT WITH DOLL-TALKERS. EVER!
SO LONG, WUSS.
- WAIT, DON'T GO!
OH, MAN! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
YOU SEE...
♪ THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIS RED AND KINDLY FACE ♪
♪ I CAN TELL HIM ANYTHING
♪ BUT THEN THERE'S ZORAK
♪ HE THINKS I'M A BABY
♪ BUT I'LL SHOW HIM THAT I'M NOT ♪
ALL RIGHT, I'VE MADE A DECISION.
FROM THIS DAY ON,
I WILL STOP TALKING TO MY BELOVED FRIEND...
HIPPO.
- NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
GET RID OF HIM. - WHAT?
I THOUGHT I JUST HAD TO STOP TALKING TO HIM.
- LOOK, IT'S HIM OR ME.
[SIGHS]
- THEN I GUESS IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE ME,
MEANING YOU.
I'M SORRY, HIPPO.
I'M SO SORRY.
- COME ON, FUZZY.
WE'RE GOING FOR A LITTLE RIDE.
- HIS NAME'S NOT FUZZY, IT'S HIPPO!
- SHUT UP!
[GROANS]
ZORAK'S PROBABLY RIGHT.
I'M TOO OLD TO BE TALKING TO STUPID STUFFED TOYS,
EVEN IF THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND EXCELLENT LISTENERS.
THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO TAKE OFF MY BOYHOOD
AND PUT ON MY MANHOOD.
UGH!
- HA!
- OH, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, MOTHER,
IF I HAD A BROTHER,
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HIM LIVE BY THE OCEAN
SO WE COULD COME AND VISIT HIM ON VACATION.
[SOBBING]
OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?
WE'D PROBABLY FIGHT AND ARGUE LIKE WE DID GROWING UP.
HE WAS SUCH A JERK.
THAT'S IT.
CALL MY BROTHER ON THE TELEPHONE
AND TELL HIM WE ARE NOT COMING!
HE IS DEAD TO ME NOW!
- HIPPO!
HIPPO.
- HONEY, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BRAK.
- THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ALL OF US, DARLING.
[SOBBING]
- I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!
- AH, FINALLY--MY OWN OFFICE!
YOU SEE, MOTHER,
I TOLD YOU IF WE WERE PATIENT
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO ADD ON.
- OH, ENOUGH OF THAT.
- I'M HALF KIDDING.
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DEAR?
- I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET ZORAK
TALK ME INTO GETTING RID OF MY WONDERFUL FRIEND HIPPO.
- WHO DID WHAT NOW?
- ZORAK, DID YOU TAKE BRAK'S TOY?
- I DID NOT.
- WHERE IS IT?
- I CAN'T REMEMBER.
- ZORAK!
- ALL RIGHT! I THREW HIM IN A GARBAGE CAN SOMEWHERE.
I WANT YOU TO GO FIND HIM
AND BRING HIM BACK.
- OR WHAT?
- OR... [WHISPERS]
UNDERSTAND?
- YOU'RE BLUFFING.
- TRY ME.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, DARLA.
LET'S GO FIND YOUR DOLLY.
OK, GIVE ME 10 BUCKS. I'M GOING TO THE DOG TRACK.
- YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME FIND HIPPO.
- I SAY A LOT OF THINGS. NOW GIVE ME THE MONEY!
- BUT THIS IS FOR COLLEGE!
- SWIPE!
- NOW I'LL NEVER BE A BARBER.
[SIGHS]
I GUESS I'LL START LOOKING FOR HIPPO.
♪ LOOKING
♪ LOOKING, LOOKING
♪ LOOKING
♪ LOOKING, LOOKING
♪ EVERYWHERE
♪ BUT NOT THERE
[ANIMAL GROWLS]
♪ THEY'LL BE THERE TO HAUL THIS SLOP ♪
♪ I'LL KEEP ON AND NEVER STOP
♪ LOOKING
IT'S HOPELESS!
I'M NEVER GONNA FIND HIM.
- WHAT'S WRONG, BRAK FROM DOWN THE STREET?
- OH, HI, MR. THUNDERCLEESE.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY LITTLE STUFFED FRIEND HIPPO,
BUT HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
- LONG AGO, I, TOO, HAD A STUFFED COMPANION.
HIS NAME WAS CHOPPER.
ONE DAY HE WAS ABDUCTED BY GYPSIES.
I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.
- OH.
DID YOU EVER SEE HIM AGAIN?
- DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU NO?
MUST I REPEAT THE WHOLE STORY?
- WHAT STORY?
- PLEASE LEAVE.
- YEAH, I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME
AND WEEP MYSELF TO SLEEP.
[GRUNTS]
- I'M BLOCKED UP WITH CREAM AND RUM.
[DOOR OPENS]
I OUGHT TO BACK OFF FROM THAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
- UGH.
- DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK, PEANUT HEAD?
- NO, MOM.
I'LL NEVER SEE TIPPO AGAIN.
- WHO IS TIPPO?
- MY LOST FRIEND.
IT HURTS TOO MUCH TO SAY HIS REAL NAME.
- AND THAT IS?
- HIPPO. OH, MAN!
- HA, I MADE YOU SAY IT!
NOW GIVE ME YOUR COLLEGE MONEY.
- THAT'S GONE, TOO!
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING!
- WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL CHEER YOU UP.
- WOW! WHO'S THAT YOUNG GENTLEMAN?
- HIS NAME IS DR. GRUMBLES.
ISN'T HE JUST THE CUTEST THING?
- WHERE DID YOU GET HIM?
- OH, FROM A STINKY OLD GYPSY I MET AT THE BUS STOP.
- HOW MUCH DID THIS PROFESSOR GRUMBLES HERE COST ME?
- NOTHING. IT WAS FREE.
THE STINKY OLD GYPSY SEEMED QUITE HAPPY TO BE RID OF IT.
- PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S CURSED.
- OH, AND I'M SURE YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER.
- OH, NO! NOW, BABY, BABY, DON'T BE MAD!
COME OVER HERE. LET DADDY MAKE IT RIGHT.
COME ON.
[MAKES KISSY SOUND]
OK THEN, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
- DON'T COUNT ON IT.
OK, BRAK, HERE'S DR. GRUMBLES.
I HOPE YOU LIKE HIM.
- OH, I WILL, MOM!
I LIKE HIM ALREADY!
♪ OH, THE DOCTOR'S IN THE HOUSE ♪
♪ RIGHT HERE IN MY ROOM
♪ HOW DO YOU DO? MY NAME IS BRAK ♪
♪ DR. GRUMBLES, I PRESUME
♪ AND I'M ALL FUNKY
♪ LIKE A SUPER-FUNKY MONKEY
♪ WATCH IT
[PASSES GAS]
♪ HE'S IN THE HOUSE
BOY, WE'RE SURE HAVING FUN.
AREN'T WE, DR. GRUMBLES?
LAST TIME I HAD THIS MUCH FUN
I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PIZZA PIE
EATING MY WAY TO FREEDOM!
- OH, LOOK AT THE DOLL-TALKER
TALKING TO HIS LITTLE DOLL!
- HE HAPPENS TO BE A DOCTOR.
- WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
- MY MOM GAVE HIM TO ME.
- YEAH? WELL, HAND IT OVER!
- BUT WE WERE JUST GETTING ACQUAINTED.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
- BECAUSE I'M JUST PLAIN MEAN.
- OH.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL JUST FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO HANG OUT WITH.
[SIGHS]
- GO AHEAD THEN. TAKE HIM.
- I'M GONNA GO CRY MYSELF UP A SNACK.
- YOU DO THAT.
JUST DON'T RAT ME OUT TO YOUR OLD LADY.
SHE'S CRAZY.
- HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THE HIPPO.
- WHO SAID THAT?
- I DID, UGLY BOY.
YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU'LL BE SORRY.
- OH, YEAH?
- I KNOW SOME BAD PEOPLE
WHO LIKE TO BREAK THINGS,
GREEN THINGS.
[LAUGHS]
- YOU'RE BLUFFING.
LET'S GO, JERK!
- YOU'LL BE SORRY.
I'M TELLING YOU: YOU MESS WITH THE DOCTOR,
YOU'RE MESSING WITH DARK POWERS.
- LIKE WHAT?
- WELL, UH...
I NOT TELL YOU.
IT'S A SECRET.
HOW ABOUT THAT, EH?
HOW YOU LIKE THAT, DINGLEBERRY?
- YOU ARE SO DEAD.
[BOOM]
[LAUGHS]
JERK.
- WELL, BRAK SEEMS TO BE HIS OLD SELF AGAIN
NOW THAT HE HAS A NEW FRIEND TO PLAY WITH.
- YES. DR. GRUMBLES TRULY HAS BECOME ONE OF THE FAMILY.
HE IS LIKE THE STUFFED TOY DOCTOR SON I NEVER HAD.
- WHERE'S BRAK?
- HE'S IN HIS ROOM.
- SEND UP MY LUNCH!
WHAT THE HELL?!
- OH, HI, ZORAK.
HEY, THANKS FOR NOT TAKING DR. GRUMBLES.
WHAT A BUDDY.
- I DON'T GET IT.
I BLEW YOU TO FREAKING KINGDOM COME.
- YET HERE I AM
LISTENING TO THE WIND BLOW THROUGH YOUR EMPTY HEAD.
- YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, PAL.
- ZORAK, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
DO WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER OF THE DOLL-TALKERS CLUB?
[LAUGHS]
- SHUT UP!
ZORAK'S MAD AS HELL.
AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.
[DOLL LAUGHS]
- YOU'RE A PUNK.
- GREAT TRIBES OF GANDAR! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
CHOPPER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- WELL, I TELL YOU.
LONG STORY SHORT, I WAS KIDNAPPED,
WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL, BECAME DOCTOR,
TICKED OFF GYPSIES,
AND HERE I AM.
- HAND HIM OVER TO ME.
- YOU MIND IF I BURN HIM FIRST?
- OH, HE'S GOING TO BURN ME.
I'M SO FRIGHTENED.
WHOEVER WILL HELP ME?
TAKE HIM OUT!
- SHOOT ME AND THE DOLL GETS IT!
- SHOOT HIM, THUNDERCLEESE!
GO FOR THE HEAD!
- BUT WHAT IF I HIT YOU?
- DO IT! TAKE THE SHOT!
[YELLING]
- AND SO, BRAK, THERE COMES A TIME
WHEN YOU MUST TAKE OFF THE SOFT FURRY SLIPPERS OF A BOY
AND PUT ON THE SHOES OF A MAN.
UNLESS OF COURSE THEY DON'T FIT PROPERLY
AND YOUR FEET BLISTER UP LIKE BUBBLE WRAP.
OH, BUT DON'T TRY TO RETURN THE SHOES
BECAUSE THEY WON'T TAKE THEM BACK ONCE YOU'VE WORN THEM.
ESPECIALLY NOT IF THAT FAT PIG TONY IS AT THE DESK.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING, SON?
- BRAK'S NOT HERE, DEAR.
HE RAN OUT SCREAMING HOURS AGO.
- OH, WELL, THEN... [DOOR OPENS]
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING, MOTHER?
- I'VE COME BACK, MOTHER AND FATHER.
AND I KNOW NOW THAT YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR TROUBLES.
- STUFF IT, DOLL-TALKER!
[ZORAK SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
- HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
YOU'RE OLD FRIEND HIPPO
IS GOING TO HAVE HIS OWN TV SHOW.
"SHOW US YOUR GARBAGE," STARRING HIPPO.
TAPING TODAY AT 4:00.
- BRAK, WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO THE TV STATION AND SEE HIM?
- SMASHING IDEA, MOMMY.
- I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO!
EVERYONE EXCEPT ME.
- ♪ SHOW US YOUR GARBAGE
♪ SHOW US YOUR TRASH
♪ IF HIPPO LIKE IT
♪ YOU'LL WIN SOME CASH
♪ SO, SHOW US YOUR GARBAGE
♪ READY, SET, GO
♪ IT'S TIME TO MEET THE STAR OF OUR SHOW ♪
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♪ HERE'S HIPPO - ♪ HIPPO
- ♪ HERE'S HIPPO, HE'S A HELL OF A GUY ♪
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