1 00:00:02,178 --> 00:00:05,615 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:21,264 --> 00:00:24,667 - MOTHER, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE VELVET WARM-UP SUIT? 3 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:26,102 - ISN'T IT IN YOUR EXERCISE DRAWER? 4 00:00:26,169 --> 00:00:30,473 - WELL, NOW, HOW WILL I KNOW THAT UNLESS YOU GO OPEN THE DRAWER AND LOOK? 5 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,874 - HONEY, CAN'T YOU DO THAT YOURSELF? 6 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:34,811 - WELL, YES, BUT THEN WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF ME ASKING YOU TO DO IT? 7 00:00:34,877 --> 00:00:37,613 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE SATURDAY 8 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,949 COOKING AND CLEANING AND PLUNGING TOILETS-- 9 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:41,384 - I WANT MY WARM-UP SUIT! 10 00:00:41,451 --> 00:00:42,885 - HEY, ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING? 11 00:00:42,952 --> 00:00:45,855 - NO, DEAR. YOUR FATHER'S JUST BEHAVING LIKE AN ASS. 12 00:00:45,922 --> 00:00:47,623 - WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW. YOU MARRIED ONE. 13 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,859 - YES, I DID, AND I'M STARTING TO REGRET IT! 14 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:52,762 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? IT'S TIME TO FEED MY STOMACH! 15 00:00:52,829 --> 00:00:54,030 FEED IT YOURSELF! 16 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:58,568 - WELL, BRAK, IT LOOKS LIKE ONCE AGAIN I AM THE WINNER. 17 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:01,537 - HOW'S IT GOING, GIRLS? 18 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:04,874 - HEY, HEY, HEY, ZORAK, WHO'S THAT GUY WITH YOU? 19 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:06,976 - ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 20 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,445 I AM MOBAB VON HOFFMAN. 21 00:01:09,512 --> 00:01:10,613 PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF ME. 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,815 - I SURE HAVE-- JUST A SECOND AGO, 23 00:01:12,882 --> 00:01:15,651 WHEN YOU SAID, "I AM MOBAB VON HOFFMAN." 24 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:18,788 - HEH HEH HEH! YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT, ARE YOU? 25 00:01:18,855 --> 00:01:20,022 - WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 26 00:01:20,089 --> 00:01:23,392 - AH, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MEETING NEW PEOPLE. 27 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:24,594 THEY'RE NOT AS SMART AS I AM. 28 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,397 - HEH HEH HEH HEH! AIN'T HE A RIOT? I MET HIM AT THE CLUB. 29 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:32,268 - YES, THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. GENTLEMEN ONLY, PLEASE. 30 00:01:32,335 --> 00:01:34,871 - CAN I JOIN? I'M A GENTLEMAN. WATCH THIS. 31 00:01:34,937 --> 00:01:38,241 ALLOW ME TO PEEL YOUR BISCUIT, GRANDMAMA. 32 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:41,978 - I'M SORRY, BUT ZORAK TOOK THE LAST AVAILABLE MEMBERSHIP, 33 00:01:42,044 --> 00:01:46,249 FOLLOWING THE UNTIMELY PASSING OF COLONEL NOSEWORTHY. 34 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,083 - HEH! YEAH. 35 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,885 IT TOOK HIM ALL NIGHT TO DIE. HEH HEH. 36 00:01:48,951 --> 00:01:53,456 - BRAK, TELL YOUR FATHER THAT HIS PUPPETS HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT. 37 00:01:53,523 --> 00:01:56,192 - THEY'RE NOT PUPPETS, THEY'RE MARIONETTES! 38 00:01:56,259 --> 00:01:57,527 - NOT ANYMORE. 39 00:01:57,593 --> 00:01:59,028 - AHHH! 40 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:03,566 AND WHO IS THIS VISION OF EXQUISITE BEAUTY? 41 00:02:03,633 --> 00:02:05,868 - FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 42 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:08,137 ♪ THAT'S MY MOM ♪ 43 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:13,976 ♪ SHE GOES BY THE NAME OF MOM ♪ 44 00:02:14,043 --> 00:02:17,013 ♪ "M" IS FOR HER RAZZMATAZZ ♪ 45 00:02:17,079 --> 00:02:20,283 ♪ "O" IS FOR THE WAY SHE TALKS ♪ 46 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,719 ♪ THE OTHER "M" IS THERE BECAUSE ♪ 47 00:02:23,786 --> 00:02:28,224 ♪ YOU CAN'T HAVE A MOM WITHOUT "Ms" ♪ 48 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:28,991 AH! 49 00:02:29,058 --> 00:02:31,093 - WHAT A LOVELY NAME-- 50 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,094 "MOM." 51 00:02:32,161 --> 00:02:34,063 HOW IT ROLLS OFF THE BEAK, 52 00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:35,665 LIKE SWEET SPRING RAIN 53 00:02:35,731 --> 00:02:39,435 KISSING THE PLUMP, RIPE SKIN OF A NECTARINE 54 00:02:39,502 --> 00:02:42,838 AS IT BEGS TO BE PLUCKED AND DEVOURED. 55 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:44,840 - OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL COMPLIMENT. 56 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:47,410 I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN WHAT ONE SOUNDED LIKE. 57 00:02:47,476 --> 00:02:48,778 - OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 58 00:02:48,844 --> 00:02:52,748 JUST YESTERDAY I SAY YOU WERE A LUCKY WOMAN... TO HAVE A MAN LIKE ME. 59 00:02:52,815 --> 00:02:54,317 - YOU SELF-CENTERED BOOB. 60 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,086 YOU HAVE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN ALL THE GALAXIES, 61 00:02:57,153 --> 00:03:01,557 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE PAST YOUR OWN GREASY MUSTACHE. 62 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:03,526 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 63 00:03:03,593 --> 00:03:06,429 MOTHER, MY MUSTACHE NEEDS GROOMING. HOP TO IT. 64 00:03:06,495 --> 00:03:07,830 - OOH! - COME ON. 65 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:08,898 I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 66 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:12,068 - OH, DEAR LADY, LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS. 67 00:03:12,134 --> 00:03:14,904 I'LL SHOW YOU THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE. 68 00:03:14,971 --> 00:03:17,974 - COME TO THINK OF IT, I COULD USE A LITTLE TIME AWAY 69 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,709 FROM...SOME PEOPLE. 70 00:03:19,775 --> 00:03:22,578 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT TAKING BILLY WHISKERS. 71 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:24,046 HE STAYS WITH ME. 72 00:03:24,113 --> 00:03:25,247 - BAAA! 73 00:03:25,314 --> 00:03:28,184 - MOM, ARE YOU REALLY GOING AWAY WITH THIS GERMAN GENTLEMAN? 74 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,019 - WHY, YES, DEAR, I THINK I MIGHT, 75 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:33,656 AND I'M NOT SURE WHEN I'LL BE BACK. 76 00:03:34,290 --> 00:03:37,393 - OH, I GET IT. 77 00:03:38,327 --> 00:03:39,929 - SHALL WE GO, MY DARLING? 78 00:03:39,996 --> 00:03:41,931 THE UNIVERSE BECKONS. 79 00:03:41,998 --> 00:03:45,835 - OOH, MOBAB. THE PLAYER HAS PLAYED. 80 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:47,269 - DAD, SHE'S GONE! 81 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:51,741 WHEN I SAID I GOT IT, I WAS TRYING TO LOOK SMART! 82 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:55,845 BUT I'M NOT SMART! I DIDN'T GET IT AT ALL! 83 00:03:55,911 --> 00:03:56,912 - BRAK, STOP BAWLING. 84 00:03:56,979 --> 00:03:58,314 SHE PROBABLY JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR, 85 00:03:58,381 --> 00:04:02,251 PREPARING TO CRAWL IN AND BEG ME TO TAKE HER BACK. 86 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:05,054 OK, SHE'S GONE. 87 00:04:09,725 --> 00:04:11,060 - IT'S YOUR FAULT, ZORAK. 88 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:14,797 IF YOU HADN'T BROUGHT THAT BRUTALLY HANDSOME GENTLEMAN INTO THIS HOUSE, 89 00:04:14,864 --> 00:04:16,298 I'D STILL HAVE A MOMMY! 90 00:04:16,365 --> 00:04:18,834 - AND I WOULD STILL HAVE A ROBUST WOMAN 91 00:04:18,901 --> 00:04:24,106 TO CARRY MY COFFEE BEANS TO THE ROASTING FACILITY! 92 00:04:24,173 --> 00:04:25,608 - I FEEL SO ABANDONED! 93 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:29,845 WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF US TILL MOM GETS BACK? 94 00:04:29,912 --> 00:04:32,615 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 95 00:04:32,682 --> 00:04:34,984 - HMM. I WONDER... 96 00:04:35,051 --> 00:04:37,753 - AND HOW ARE THE MEN IN MY LIFE TODAY? 97 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,357 - FANTASTIC. I GREW 6 INCHES LAST NIGHT. 98 00:04:41,424 --> 00:04:42,425 - OH, YOU! 99 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,560 - I GREW 6 INCHES, TOO, MOM! 100 00:04:44,627 --> 00:04:45,895 - I NEED NEW PANTS. 101 00:04:45,961 --> 00:04:47,163 - WHO'S FOR JOHNNYCAKES? 102 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:48,631 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 103 00:04:48,698 --> 00:04:52,068 - WHY, I'M TENDING TO THE NEEDS OF MY LOVED ONES. 104 00:04:52,134 --> 00:04:54,637 - COME ON! WE'RE GETTIN' OUT OF HERE! 105 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:56,906 - MAMA! DON'T LEAVE ME! 106 00:04:56,972 --> 00:04:58,574 - GOOD-BYE, SON. 107 00:04:58,641 --> 00:04:59,742 - AW, MAN! 108 00:04:59,809 --> 00:05:03,679 THAT'S THE SECOND MOM I LOST, AND IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCHTIME! 109 00:05:03,746 --> 00:05:05,114 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 110 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:08,818 - I'LL TELL YOU, DAD, IN SONG. 111 00:05:08,884 --> 00:05:11,487 ♪ GOOD OLD MOM ♪ 112 00:05:11,554 --> 00:05:17,059 ♪ WITH COOKIE CRUMBS IN HER HAIR ♪ 113 00:05:17,126 --> 00:05:21,263 ♪ I MISS HER SO ♪ 114 00:05:21,497 --> 00:05:27,403 ♪ WHO'S GONNA ACID-WASH MY JEANS? ♪ 115 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:33,676 ♪ WHO'S GONNA PORK MY PORK AND BEANS? 116 00:05:33,743 --> 00:05:40,416 - ♪ WHO WILL RINSE MY MUSTACHE CLEAN? ♪ 117 00:05:40,483 --> 00:05:48,891 ♪ WHEREFORE ART THOU, MOM? ♪ 118 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:53,529 - I'VE ALWAYS SAID THERE'S NOTHING QUITE AS ROMANTIC 119 00:05:53,596 --> 00:05:57,233 AS STROLLING THE 42nd MOON OF DYMEXION 120 00:05:57,299 --> 00:06:00,002 DURING THE SEASON OF GLARNENNA. 121 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:01,804 DON'T YOU AGREE, DARLING? 122 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:04,006 - YES, IT--IT'S ALL BEEN VERY NICE, 123 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:06,275 BUT I REALLY THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST-- 124 00:06:06,342 --> 00:06:08,911 - ♪ MY LOVE ♪ 125 00:06:08,978 --> 00:06:12,681 ♪ SHE'S A VERY SEXY LADY ♪ 126 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:17,353 ♪ THE KIND YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MOMMY ♪ 127 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:21,056 ♪ WILL YOU MARRY ME? ♪ 128 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:26,095 - MR. VON HOFFMAN, I CAN'T MARRY YOU. I'M ALREADY MARRIED. 129 00:06:26,162 --> 00:06:27,630 - UNHAPPILY, I MIGHT ADD. 130 00:06:27,696 --> 00:06:29,498 - DON'T LET APPEARANCES FOOL YOU. 131 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:31,033 I LOVE MY HUSBAND VERY MUCH. 132 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:35,070 - THEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIM TO ACCOMPANY ME ON THIS ROMANTIC JUNKET? 133 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:37,673 - I WANTED TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. 134 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,241 I--I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 135 00:06:39,308 --> 00:06:42,511 NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST TAKE ME HOME TO MY FAMILY-- 136 00:06:42,578 --> 00:06:46,515 - OH, NO. THAT WOULD BE QUITE UNACCEPTABLE, THANK YOU. 137 00:06:46,582 --> 00:06:48,450 I HAVE PLANS FOR US. 138 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:49,718 HA HA HA HA! 139 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,086 BIG, BIG PLANS. 140 00:06:51,153 --> 00:06:52,788 HA HA HA HA... 141 00:06:52,855 --> 00:06:53,923 - OH, DEAR. 142 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:55,858 - BRAK, HAVE YOU FINISHED STRAIGHTENING UP THE KITCHEN? 143 00:06:55,925 --> 00:06:58,494 AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN DIDDY. 144 00:06:58,561 --> 00:07:01,530 - AND THE, UH, LIVING ROOM-- IS IT STILL ON FIRE? 145 00:07:01,597 --> 00:07:03,799 - YEAH, BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE IT CONTAINED. 146 00:07:03,866 --> 00:07:07,670 - WELL, THEN, I THINK WE'RE GETTING ALONG JUST FINE WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER. 147 00:07:07,736 --> 00:07:09,772 DON'T YOU? HEY, LOOK AT THIS: 148 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,241 "HANDSOME MONSTER STEALING WOMEN." 149 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,710 - HEY, DAD, THAT LOOKS LIKE MOBAB! 150 00:07:14,777 --> 00:07:16,312 - IT DOES, DOESN'T IT? OH, LOOK! 151 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:19,715 THE EXPLODING CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN, ONE NIGHT ONLY! 152 00:07:19,782 --> 00:07:20,883 I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO THAT. 153 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:24,320 - DAD, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MOM'S IN DANGER! 154 00:07:24,386 --> 00:07:25,855 WE HAVE TO SAVE HER! 155 00:07:25,921 --> 00:07:26,589 - AI! 156 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,790 - HEY, GIVE ME 10 BUCKS. 157 00:07:27,857 --> 00:07:30,326 - ZORAK! MOBAB HAS MOMNAPPED MOM! 158 00:07:30,392 --> 00:07:33,395 WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, RIGHT NOW! 159 00:07:33,462 --> 00:07:34,430 - AH, CERTAINLY. 160 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,499 I THINK I COULD PROVIDE YOU WITH THAT INFORMATION. 161 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:39,702 - THANKS, BUDDY. I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU. 162 00:07:39,768 --> 00:07:41,604 - I WOULD THINK A GENTLEMAN OF MY STATURE 163 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:46,709 WOULD REQUIRE A FEE OF, SAY, $50 TO FUND MY EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT. 164 00:07:46,775 --> 00:07:49,979 - ZORAK, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM'S LIFE HERE! 165 00:07:50,045 --> 00:07:51,714 - SO WE ARE, SO WE ARE. 166 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:54,683 IT'S ALWAYS HARD TO PUT A PRICE ON LIFE, 167 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,719 ESPECIALLY ONE'S MOTHER. 168 00:07:56,785 --> 00:07:58,220 SO HOW ABOUT 75 BUCKS? 169 00:07:58,287 --> 00:08:00,856 - I HAVE $3.00 IN CHANGE. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 170 00:08:00,923 --> 00:08:02,057 - YOU, SIR, HAVE A DEAL. 171 00:08:02,124 --> 00:08:03,659 MOBAB LIVES IN A COZY LITTLE CAVE, 172 00:08:03,726 --> 00:08:07,730 AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET THERE. YOU GOT TO GO ROUND... 173 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:11,433 - HEH HEH HEH HEH! 174 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,702 AND SO, MY DARLING, ANY MOMENT NOW, 175 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:15,938 YOU WILL EMERGE FROM YOUR COCOON, 176 00:08:16,005 --> 00:08:19,475 TRANSFORMED INTO MY IDEAL WOMAN! 177 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:24,413 AND YOU'LL BE MINE, ALL MINE! 178 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,681 HA HA HA HA! 179 00:08:25,748 --> 00:08:29,084 - OH, HELLO THERE, HANDSOME MONSTER! 180 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:33,088 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE ME TO THE PICTURE SHOW? 181 00:08:33,155 --> 00:08:35,190 I'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. 182 00:08:35,257 --> 00:08:37,159 - BRAK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 183 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,528 - BRAK? OH, NO! 184 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:42,197 MY NAME IS GLORIA-- 185 00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:44,934 G-L-O-R-I-A. 186 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,201 - BRAK? - WHAT? 187 00:08:46,268 --> 00:08:49,505 - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF I HAD SUCCUMBED TO YOUR ADVANCES? 188 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,407 ARE YOU PREPARED FOR MY KIND OF LOVE? 189 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:53,842 - WELL, I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU SCORE OR NOTHIN'-- 190 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,378 - THAT'S A TERRIBLE COSTUME. TERRIBLE. 191 00:08:56,445 --> 00:08:57,479 I CAN SEE THE STITCHING. 192 00:08:57,546 --> 00:08:59,982 - WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME! WE DID THE BEST WE COULD! 193 00:09:00,049 --> 00:09:03,118 - WELL, YOUR PLAN, SUCH AS IT WAS, HAS FAILED. 194 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:07,256 MOM IS MINE NOW. YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. 195 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:09,792 NEVER! HA HA HA HA! 196 00:09:09,858 --> 00:09:10,626 AH. 197 00:09:10,693 --> 00:09:14,330 - OH, MOTHER, IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE, 198 00:09:14,396 --> 00:09:17,366 I WOULD PEPPER THE CHEEK OF YOUR CHOICE 199 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:21,503 WITH SPECIAL KISSES OF SADNESS AND REGRET. 200 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:23,238 - FOR MUCH LIKE THE MELON 201 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,207 WHO DOESN'T STOP TO THANK THE FERTILIZER 202 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,443 FOR MAKING IT FAT AND DELICIOUS, 203 00:09:27,509 --> 00:09:30,145 I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU. 204 00:09:31,313 --> 00:09:33,182 - WHAT WAS THAT? - I HEARD NOTHING. 205 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,184 - I DIDN'T HEAR THAT, EITHER. 206 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:39,054 ♪ LA DA DEE DEE DEE... ♪ 207 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,189 - AAH! MOBAB! 208 00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:42,891 - W-WHY, MOTHER! WHAT A SURPRISE. 209 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,926 HEH HEH HEH! 210 00:09:43,993 --> 00:09:45,894 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING YOUR INK CHANGED TODAY. 211 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,162 - YOU'VE GOT A WOMAN IN THERE! 212 00:09:47,229 --> 00:09:50,099 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT COCOONING IN MY HOUSE! 213 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:51,166 - I'M 35, MOTHER! 214 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,068 I LIVE IN YOUR BASEMENT! I'M LONELY! 215 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,205 - WELL, NO WONDER YOU'RE LONELY! LOOK AT YOU! NOT A HAIR ON YOU! 216 00:09:56,271 --> 00:10:00,142 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, MOTHER? YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE AWAY MY TINY PIES, ARE YOU? 217 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:03,512 - YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR LAST TINY PIE, YOUNG MAN! 218 00:10:03,579 --> 00:10:04,546 - OH, PLEASE DON'T, MOMMY. 219 00:10:04,613 --> 00:10:06,181 I'LL SING YOUR FAVORITE SONG. AHEM. 220 00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:10,219 ♪ YOU KNOW HOW YOUR SONNY BUNNY LOVES HIS TINY PIES ♪ 221 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:11,020 - AW, SHUT UP! 222 00:10:11,086 --> 00:10:12,221 - DAD, DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? 223 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:15,791 THERE'S A WOMAN IN THAT COCOON! YOU THINK IT'S MOM? 224 00:10:15,858 --> 00:10:16,859 - WELL, SHE IS A WOMAN. 225 00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:18,460 HEY, WHO DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO 226 00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:19,962 ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE PIES? 227 00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:21,530 - WE NEED TO GET HER OUT OF THERE. 228 00:10:21,597 --> 00:10:22,664 - I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING. 229 00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:24,566 - BUT, DAD-- - MY BACK HURTS. 230 00:10:27,069 --> 00:10:29,438 - IT'S HATCHING, DADDY! 231 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,906 - UH-OH. 232 00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:33,175 - MOM? 233 00:10:33,776 --> 00:10:38,414 - YOU KNOW, MOTHER, I MEANT EVERYTHING I SAID BACK THERE. 234 00:10:39,615 --> 00:10:43,452 - HEY, DAD, HOW LONG YOU THINK MOM'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS? 235 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,520 - I DON'T KNOW, 236 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:47,689 BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO BUNK WITH YOU FOR A WHILE. 237 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:49,491 - HEY, LOOK, THERE'S MY SCHOOL. 238 00:10:49,558 --> 00:10:53,996 - YES, AND OVER THERE'S THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. 239 00:10:54,063 --> 00:10:57,332 - I RODE WITH COLONEL NOSEWORTHY 240 00:10:57,399 --> 00:11:00,169 IN THE HABERDASHERY CAMPAIGN. 241 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:04,573 - SCREW YOU! 242 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,375 WHAT A SPORT! 243 00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:10,212 WHEN I SAID THAT I RODE WITH COLONEL NOSEWORTHY 244 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:13,148 IN THE HABERDASHERY CAMPAIGN, YOU TOLD ME TO SCREW ME! 245 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:15,918 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 246 00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:21,590 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--