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- LOOK AT THIS, HONEY.
MANGOES ARE ON SALE AT THE LOCAL MARKET.
HO HO!
THAT'S THE KIND OF DUMB CRAP HE USED TO SAY, RIGHT?
- IF YOU SAY SO, MASTER.
- HI, MOM. HI, DAD.
OH, RIGHT.
MY DAD IS DEAD.
DEAD.
GONE FROM THE PLANET.
- YOUR FATHER'S NOT DEAD, DEAR,
HE JUST MENTIONED THAT MANGOES WERE ON SALE.
- NOT DEAD? THAT'S FABULOUS NEWS.
ZORAK, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
DAD'S ALIVE!
IT'S ELECTRIFYING!
- NO. HE'S DEAD.
- BUT MOM JUST SAID--
- SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.
I'M YOUR DADDY NOW, PUD-KNOCKER.
- HEY, DID YOU JUST CRACK ON ME?
MOM, ARE YOU GONNA LET THIS DUDE CRACK ON ME LIKE THAT?
- NOW, HE ONLY CALLED YOU A PUD-KNOCKER BECAUSE HE CARES FOR YOU.
ZORAK IS A KIND AND LOVING FATHER--
MASTER-FATHER.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BABY.
I'M KINKY!
- HE REALLY IS, BRAK.
- ZORAK, I'M REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE RELATIONSHIP
THAT YOU HAVE FORGED WITH MY MOTHER.
- YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
- GO TO MY ROOM AND PRAY MY HEAD OFF!
SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I WILL BE RETIRING UPSTAIRS.
DEAR HOLY RULER OF SPACE,
PERCHED IN YOUR ROCKET SHIP HIGH ABOVE THE UNIVERSE,
PLEASE RETURN MY REAL DAD TO ME
AND BANISH ZORAK TO HELL.
THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID HELL.
AND BURN HIM! BURN HIM GOOD FOR ME!
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
[SNORING]
- BRAK! OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK UPON ME.
- DAD? IS THAT YOU?
[SHUDDERS]
YOU'RE NAKED.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
AREN'T YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?
- YOU'RE NAKED.
- OPEN YOUR EYES. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
- NAKED!
- BRAK, THINGS ARE MUCH FREER IN THE AFTERWORLD.
WE SWIM, WE PLAY GAMES.
NO ONE CARES.
IT'S ALL GOOD, BABY.
- IT'S NOT GOOD, DAD.
IT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL.
- ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
IS THIS BETTER?
'CAUSE IT'S ALL I'M GONNA DO.
- HEY, DAD? - WHAT IS IT?
- WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO THE BAD GIRLS?
- NEVER MIND THAT.
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.
- IS IT THAT YOU CAN BRING MY TOYS TO LIFE?
- NO.
- CAN YOU GET ME A DATE WITH FRANKENSTEIN?
- NO! LISTEN TO ME.
I WASN'T PECKED TO DEATH
BY A GIANT CROW LIKE THEY TOLD YOU.
I WAS MURDERED!
BY ZORAK...
JONES.
- MURDERED?
- YES, AND IT GETS WORSE.
YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER, RIGHT?
ZORAK JONES HAS HYPNOTIZED HER.
SHE THINKS THEY'RE MARRIED.
- HE'S KINKY!
- I KNOW HE IS, AND I WANT REVENGEANCE, BOY.
YOU MUST KILL ZORAK JONES.
- KILL HIM?
YOU MEAN "KILL HIM" KILL HIM?
- THAT'S RIGHT, KILL HIM. KILL HIM BAD.
USE AN AX IF POSSIBLE.
- AW, MAN.
I GOTTA KILL HIM?
KILL ZORAK?
KILL HIM?
I CAN'T KILL HIM,
FOR I AM BRAK, LOVER OF LIFE.
♪ LIFE
♪ LOVE TO EAT ITS REWARD ♪
BUT I GOTS TO COMMIT MURDER.
THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S NOT ME.
[GIBBERING]
I DON'T WANNA DO IT!
YOU'LL DO IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.
NO! YES.
NO! OH, YEAH.
BUT IT'S SO DARK IN MY HEAD.
DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN. JUST DO IT.
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS.
WHO SAID THAT?
NEVER MIND HER. I'M THE ONE.
LOOK AT THAT SQUIRREL!
YES, SO HAIRY AND CAREFREE.
♪ OH, FURRY SQUIRREL
♪ LOOKING FOR NUTS
♪ MAKE ITSELF A BED OUT OF CIGARETTE BUTTS ♪
♪ I WISH I WAS A HAIRY SQUIRREL ♪
♪ KEEPING IT REAL IN THE OUTDOOR WORLD ♪
♪ YEAH
- KILL HIM, BRAK. KILL HIM BAD.
- AAH!
EVEN THE WOODLAND CREATURES ARE CALLING FOR MURDER.
[GIBBERING]
- WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
- OH, I'M JUST HANGING OUT, GOING CRAZY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- FLYING AROUND, LOOKING AT GIRLS FROM THE AIR.
I'M LONELY!
- LONELY? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S LONELY.
WHEN YOUR DAD'S BEEN MURDERED
AND THE KILLER'S SHACKING UP WITH YOUR MOM.
OH, TO BE, OR DON'T TO BE.
ANSWER ME THAT QUESTION, WONDER MAN.
- WHAT?
- I NEED A WEAPON. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
- LET ME CHECK.
- A BOX. PERFECT.
I'LL SEAL HIM UP AND HE'LL SUFFOCATE.
BRILLIANT!
- NO, YOU BABOON!
THE WEAPON IS IN THE BOX.
DO NOT OPEN IT UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO USE IT.
- BUT WHAT IF I'M READY NOW?
- YOU'RE NOT READY NOW.
DON'T MESS WITH ME, BOY.
- DOES THIS, UH, COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS?
- YES: "OPEN BOX, USE WEAPON,
SLAY ENEMY, BATHE IN HIS BLOOD."
GIRLS!
- SO I JUST CRANKED UP THE MUSIC AND WATCHED HIM BURN.
HEH HEH HEH.
- THAT'S FASCINATING, DEAR.
- YEAH, IT WAS.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LISTENER.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I KILLED YOUR HUSBAND.
- OH, WHA--WHAT?
- UH-OH.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
- THANK YOU, MASTER-FATHER-HUSBAND.
SALISBURY STEAK IT IS.
- HARK, EVERYONE.
HARK, HARK, HARK.
I COME TO YOU WITH DISTURBING NEWS.
- OH, DEAR. WHAT IS IT?
- THIS MORNING IN THE PARK,
AS I WAS HIDING FROM THE PARK RANGER AND HIS VICIOUS LIES,
I OVERHEARD THE RANTINGS OF A MADMAN.
PEERING OVER THE SHRUB TOP,
I OBSERVED YOUR SON BRAK
SCREAMING WITH UNBRIDLED DERANGEMENT.
- CLARENCE, HAVE YOU MET MY NEW PIE, NEW PIE?
- NO, BUT IT WOULD BE MY UTMOST PLEASURE.
- WAIT A MINUTE. DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
- HMM. I DON'T RECALL.
BUT HE DID MENTION KILLING, MURDER, AND KLINGONS.
- I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.
- GET BACK OUT THERE AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO,
AND DON'T TELL HIM YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME.
- OOH! I HAVE A JOB.
I'M A MADE MAN.
MY LIFE BEGINS TODAY.
- AND THAT'S WHY HANSEL AND GRETEL CAN NEVER BE MARRIED,
'CAUSE THEIR DOCTOR SAID THEIR BABIES WOULD BE MONSTERS.
- I KNOW IT'S HARD TO ACCEPT MR. BUCK-BEGUCK,
BUT IT'S FACT.
SADNESS IS EVERYWHERE, MY FRIEND.
- AHOY THERE, STRANGER.
HAVE YOU NOTICED WHAT I'M WEARING?
IT'S A BLUE SAILOR SUIT WITH WHITE PIPING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, CLARENCE.
SADNESS IS EVERYWHERE.
- OK, WELL, HERE'S A QUESTION:
ARE YOU GONNA KILL ANYBODY?
- AM I GONNA KILL ANYBODY?
HMM. I WONDER WHO WANTS TO KNOW THAT.
- UH, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU.
- WELL, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU, BUT I MIGHT.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T ALREADY KILLED YOU?
ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE TO HEAR THIS?
BECAUSE HERE'S A QUESTION: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- AAH! AAH!
DID THE--AAH!
DID THE PARK RANGER PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
- MAYBE HE DID, OR MAYBE I'M JUST CRAZY.
AAH!
COME FORTH, MY PRECIOUS.
[DISTORTED VOICE] TIME TO DIE.
- AAH!
[SNORING]
- BRAK, WAKE UP.
[ENGINE REVVING]
WAKE UP YOU LAZY, BEAN-SHOVELING, FOOD TUBE.
[ENGINE REVVING]
- AAH! DAD, YOU'RE BACK!
AND WHERE DID THAT BOSS MOTORBIKE COME FROM?
- IT'S NOT A MOTORBIKE, JACK.
IT'S THE K-620 SUPERTRONIC HOVERPOD
WITH CO2 CONVERTING LOW-END TORQUE OVERTHRUSTER.
EVEN THE DEITY COWERS BEFORE ITS WICKED, OFF-THE-HOOK RPMs.
- WOW! CAN I RIDE IT?
- OH, SURE, I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE,
BUT I AM A LITTLE LOW ON FUEL.
YOU SEE, THE K-620 RUNS ON THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED,
AND I SHOULD HAVE HAD A FULL TANK OF ZORAK BY NOW. WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED HIM YET?
- I CAN'T DO IT, DAD.
- WHAT?
[CRASH]
CAN'T DO IT?
DID MY DEAD EARS JUST HEAR WHAT MY GHOST BRAIN THOUGHT THEY HEARD?
- I'M JUST SO CONFUSED.
I MEAN, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY MY DAD
AND NOT JUST ANOTHER VISION FROM CHUCKY?
I JUST CAN'T GO AROUND KILLING ON HEARSAY.
I NEED PROOF!
- YOU WANT PROOF? ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE A PLAN THAT WILL MAKE ZORAK SPILL HIS GUTS
LIKE A 72-YEAR-OLD WATER BOY ON SPACE STATION ZEBRA.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
[WHISPERING]
- UH-HUH. YEAH?
OH, HO, HO.
OH! HEE HEE HEE.
HELLO, MOTHER,
ZORAK.
- OH, HI, HONEY.
I'M WATCHING TELEVISION WITH MY HUSBAND-MASTER.
[MECHANICALLY] HIS NAME IS ZORAK.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, SKID MARK?
- I HOLD IN MY HAND A VIDEOTAPE
THAT I HAVE MADE FOR THE SCHOOLWORK.
PLEASE WATCH IT AND OFFER ME NOTES
THAT WILL IMPROVE ITS GOODNESS.
- I AM DAN, A GOOD FATHER
AND VERY HOT HUSBAND TO MY WIFE, WHO LOVE ME.
SHE DO.
I HAVE NO ENEMIES AT ALL THAT I KNOW OF TODAY
IN THIS WORLD TODAY.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- WIFE, THE DOOR IS RINGING.
- I WILL GET IT BECAUSE OF MY LOVE FOR YOU.
- BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, INNOCENT VICTIM.
I AM ZORATOR, HERE TO KILL YOU.
- BUT WHY?
I AM A SEXY, LAW-ABIDING MAN
WHO READS THE PAPER DAILY.
- INNOCENT FOOL!
TRY READING IT WITH A BURNT-OUT HEAD.
- ACTIVATE FOREHEAD DEFLECTOR SHIELDS.
- ZORATOR HATE BEAR!
- AH! YOU'VE KILLED THE KAISER.
- AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU.
TRY THIS BLENDER HAT ON FOR SIZE.
- AAH!
- CRAP. YOU'VE KILLED MY SEXY HUSBAND.
- LOOK INTO MY EYES.
I AM YOUR HUSBAND NOW.
HA HA HA HA HA.
- WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
RING ANY BELLS?
- I ENJOYED THE FEATURE.
COLORS IN IT. COLORS.
- I WISH I'D HAD THAT FRIGGIN' BLENDER
WHEN I OFF'ED YOUR OLD MAN.
- AHA! IT WORKED!
MY FILM HAS EXPOSED YOU AS THE KILLER.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
- YOU GOT IT. TO THE DUELING ROOM.
- WOW. THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
YOU DO IT YOURSELF?
- I SUBBED OUT THE ELECTRICAL.
- NICE JOB.
AND THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL DIE.
- OVER MY DEAD BODY.
- WE SHALL SEE.
BOX, I SUMMON THEE HENCE!
LET THE RIGHTEOUS POWER OF THE BOX BE REVEALED.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
- I SINCERELY HOPE IT'S SOME SORT OF WEAPON.
AAH!
OUCH!
THE BATTLE...IT BEGINS.
AAH! I'M LOSING!
- BRAK, LET THE HAIR SWORD DO THE WORK.
- BUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT, DADDY.
- DON'T TRY. LET GO.
LET THE HAIR FLOW LIKE A MOUNTAIN STREAM.
- A WHAT? - JUST KILL HIM. NOW!
- AAH!
AHA HA!
WHAT THE--
- DAMN, YOU STILL LOOKING FINE.
- GOOD GOD, MAN. PUT SOME PANTS ON.
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW, ZORAK?
- WATCH "THE POWERPUFF GIRLS MOVIE" ON DVD.
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