1 00:00:03,713 --> 00:00:07,150 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:21,197 --> 00:00:23,499 - IT IS THE EVE OF MOM'S MARRIAGE TO ZORAK. 3 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:27,804 WE LISTEN NOW AS DAD SAYS... - MOTHER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND 4 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:29,906 HOW YOU CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS WEDDING. 5 00:00:29,972 --> 00:00:32,275 WHAT IS THIS HOLD ZORAK HAS OVER YOU? 6 00:00:32,341 --> 00:00:34,076 I MUST FIND A WAY TO BREAK IT. 7 00:00:34,143 --> 00:00:37,880 - I'VE TRIED, DAD, BUT ZORAK IS AS RUTHLESS AS HE IS CLEVER. 8 00:00:37,947 --> 00:00:41,818 - BUT WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED. I LOVE YOU, BABY. 9 00:00:41,884 --> 00:00:46,456 AND I THINK YOU LOVE ME? - OF COURSE, I DO, DAD. 10 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:50,460 I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THE TRUTH AND MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND. 11 00:00:50,526 --> 00:00:53,129 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR WIFE CYNTHIA. 12 00:00:53,196 --> 00:00:54,330 - WIFE IN NAME ONLY. 13 00:00:54,397 --> 00:00:56,232 - CALL CYNTHIA ANYTHING YOU PLEASE. 14 00:00:56,299 --> 00:00:59,268 SHE STILL HOLDS THE LEGAL STRINGS TO YOUR HEART. 15 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:00,336 - NOT FOR LONG. 16 00:01:00,403 --> 00:01:03,573 TONIGHT MY HEART WILL BE ON A PLANE BOUND FOR MEXICO, 17 00:01:03,639 --> 00:01:05,875 WHERE CYNTHIA IS FLYING TO DIVORCE ME, 18 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:07,743 WHICH WILL SEVER HER LEGAL STRINGS 19 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:10,379 AND SEND MY HEART SNAPPING BACK TO YOU. 20 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:11,781 [DOORBELL RINGS] - THAT'S ZORAK NOW. 21 00:01:11,848 --> 00:01:14,784 HE TOLD ME HE WILL BE STOPPING BY, AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DONE. 22 00:01:14,851 --> 00:01:18,221 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO GET DRESSED FOR WORK. 23 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,623 - WELL, HELLO. - DO YOU HAVE THE PHOTOGRAPHS? 24 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:27,363 - YES, I HAVE THEM, MY LOVELY. THEY'RE REALLY QUITE DELECTABLE. 25 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:31,501 - I WANT THOSE PICTURES, ZORAK. AND I'LL DO ANYTHING TO-- 26 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:32,735 - ANYTHING? - BUT THAT! 27 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,605 - AH! UNDERSTAND THIS: I WANT YOU, MOM, 28 00:01:35,671 --> 00:01:39,408 AND I'LL USE EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK TO GET YOU. 29 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,844 COULD THERE BE FAIRER WARNING THAN THAT? 30 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:43,379 [LAUGHS EVILLY] 31 00:01:43,446 --> 00:01:47,750 - MOTHER, I AM HEARTBROKEN. FATE HAS THRUST ITS STICKY FACE 32 00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:49,952 INTO THE DREAMLAND OF MY INNER BEING 33 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:53,956 AND WRESTLED HOPEFULNESS FROM ITS GRASP. 34 00:01:54,257 --> 00:01:56,425 WILL I ALWAYS BE THE KING OF PAIN? 35 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,928 - FUNNY, ISN'T IT, HOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 36 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:02,665 HEH, IT'S FUNNY. HEH HEH. - ZORAK, I WASN'T-- 37 00:02:02,732 --> 00:02:04,667 - FUNNY! [EVIL LAUGHTER] 38 00:02:04,734 --> 00:02:05,635 - TALKING TO YOU. 39 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:08,304 - BRAK, YOU'RE BACK FROM ART SCHOOL IN BOSTON. 40 00:02:08,371 --> 00:02:10,406 SHOULDN'T YOU BE SCULPTING FOR MIDTERMS? 41 00:02:10,473 --> 00:02:14,277 - THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE AS BOSTON, MOTHER. NOT FOR ME. 42 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:18,381 FOR THAT IS WHERE CONNIE GAINWAY OF THE GAINWAY GAINWAYS 43 00:02:18,447 --> 00:02:20,716 STOLE MY HEART, AND WHERE HER FATHER, 44 00:02:20,783 --> 00:02:25,721 BILLIONAIRE FATHER DRAKE GAINWAY, STOLE MY CONNIE GAINWAY 45 00:02:25,788 --> 00:02:28,157 BY FORBIDDING HER TO WED THE LOWLY SON 46 00:02:28,224 --> 00:02:32,662 OF A LOWLY WORM FARMER-- I.E. MY DAD. 47 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:34,363 - LOWLY? [BRAK CRYING] 48 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:37,800 YES, I AM A FARMER OF WORMS AND PROUD OF IT. 49 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,870 THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF WORMS. 50 00:02:40,937 --> 00:02:42,572 AND DRAKE GAINWAY OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT. 51 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:47,043 YEARS AGO HE CAME TO ME AND CRIED, "GIVE ME WORMS, DAD." 52 00:02:47,109 --> 00:02:48,678 SO WORMS IS WHAT I GAVE HIM. 53 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:51,047 AND GAINWAY WENT ON TO MAKE BILLIONS. 54 00:02:51,113 --> 00:02:52,949 DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW? BECAUSE I DON'T. 55 00:02:53,015 --> 00:02:55,017 - WHAT A STORY! I AM OF TWO BRAKS NOW. 56 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:58,654 ONE WHO GRIEVES THE LOSS OF HIS CONNIE GAINWAY, 57 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:01,524 ANOTHER FUELED BY THE INSPIRATIONAL RUSH 58 00:03:01,591 --> 00:03:03,392 OF RED-HOT ORANGE JUICE. 59 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:06,162 I MUST CAPTURE DAD'S SONG IN CLAY. 60 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,697 TO BOSTON! 61 00:03:07,763 --> 00:03:10,533 - SCULPT A GOOD ONE, TINY SCULPTOR. 62 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:14,337 ♪ SCULPT SOME HEADLIGHTS ON A LADY ♪ 63 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,338 - HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU BLOW? 64 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,672 I'VE GOT PERSONAL BUSINESS WITH THE MISSIS HERE. 65 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:20,743 - ZORAK, IF YOU TOUCH HER... - OH, THERE WILL BE TOUCHING. 66 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:22,044 NOW GET TO DIGGING, WORM BOY! 67 00:03:22,111 --> 00:03:25,147 - GO AHEAD, DEAR, TEND TO YOUR WORMS. I'LL BE FINE. 68 00:03:25,214 --> 00:03:26,749 - YOU BETTER BE BETTER THAN FINE. 69 00:03:26,816 --> 00:03:28,551 NOW GREASE UP AND GET IN THE SINK. 70 00:03:28,618 --> 00:03:31,887 - OK, WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT BACK IF YOU NEED ME. 71 00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:33,022 [DOOR SLAMS] - GREETINGS ALL. 72 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:37,126 IT IS I, FAMOUS CONCERT PIANIST CLARENCE VON CHUNKERLING 73 00:03:37,193 --> 00:03:39,996 TODAY I'M PERFORMING MY MASTERPIECE, 74 00:03:40,062 --> 00:03:43,165 "THE MANLY BOY OF CANTERVILLE." 75 00:03:43,232 --> 00:03:46,936 [MUSIC PLAYING AND WOMAN VOCALIZING] 76 00:03:47,003 --> 00:03:48,204 - THEN GUESS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 77 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,440 - YOU'RE GONNA GET HIT FLUSH IN THE FACE WITH A PAINMASTER K-47 78 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:53,576 HOLLOW-NOSED, ARMOR-PIERCING SHOULDER ROCKET. 79 00:03:53,643 --> 00:03:55,811 - NOT IN THE HOUSE. - CLARENCE, LET'S GO OUTSIDE. 80 00:03:55,878 --> 00:03:57,980 - THE HELL I WILL. I'M NOT STUPID. 81 00:03:58,047 --> 00:04:00,082 I'M GETTING MARRIED. - REALLY? 82 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:02,318 - YES. FOLLOWING THIS EVENING'S RECITAL, 83 00:04:02,385 --> 00:04:05,921 MY PIANO MENTOR CYNTHIA AND I SHALL FLY TO MEXICO, 84 00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:09,158 WHERE SHE, AFTER DIVORCING HER CURRENT HUSBAND, 85 00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:11,127 WILL SURRENDER HER FORBIDDEN TREASURES 86 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:13,996 TO MY FLOWER STORM OF TEENAGE PASSION. 87 00:04:14,063 --> 00:04:16,866 - CLARENCE, CYNTHIA HAS TO BE TWICE YOUR AGE. 88 00:04:16,932 --> 00:04:18,000 PLUS, YOU'RE A MINOR. 89 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,368 - MIND THIS, ASS BUTT. 90 00:04:19,435 --> 00:04:22,305 - [SCREAMS] I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT! 91 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:25,374 - WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE WHAT CLARENCE HAS ON HIS MIND. 92 00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:29,645 HA, RUBBA-DING. HEH HEH! ALL RIGHT, GET ON THAT TABLE. 93 00:04:29,712 --> 00:04:31,180 THIS POSTMAN ONLY RINGS ONCE. [DOOR SLAMS] 94 00:04:31,247 --> 00:04:33,649 - I'VE DISCOVERED OIL! - THE DEUCE, YOU SAY? 95 00:04:33,716 --> 00:04:37,586 - COME SEE FOR YOURSELF. YOU SEE, IT'S OIL. 96 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:38,587 WE'RE RICH! 97 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:40,723 - NOW BRAK WILL BE ABLE TO MARRY CONNIE GAINWAY. 98 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,792 - YES, BUT WE MUSTN'T LET CYNTHIA KNOW 99 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:46,729 BEFORE THE DIVORCE IS FINAL. SHE'LL WANT HALF OF MY FORTUNE. 100 00:04:46,796 --> 00:04:48,464 [NUMBERS DIALING] - CYNTHIA, HOW YOU DOING? 101 00:04:48,531 --> 00:04:50,800 HEY, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOW-- - NOT ANOTHER WORD, 102 00:04:50,866 --> 00:04:54,236 YOU WIFE-STEALING BUTT ASS, OR YOU'LL EAT HOT STINKING LEAD! 103 00:04:54,303 --> 00:04:59,208 - PUT DOWN THE POPGUN, POP, AND LET THE BIG TUBE SPEAK. 104 00:05:08,384 --> 00:05:10,319 [MOM SCREAMS] 105 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:16,692 - MOTHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - I CAN'T SEE. 106 00:05:16,759 --> 00:05:18,828 I'M BLIND! 107 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:22,998 - WAY TO GO, ZORAK. YOUR STUPID BAZOOKA IGNITED THE OIL GUSHER 108 00:05:23,065 --> 00:05:25,601 AND BLEW UP WIFE'S EYES. - YOU STARTED IT. 109 00:05:25,668 --> 00:05:26,702 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YES, YOU DID. 110 00:05:26,769 --> 00:05:29,271 - MOTHER, WHO STARTED IT? - WHO CARES WHO STARTED IT. 111 00:05:29,338 --> 00:05:32,274 I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN. - YES, YOU WILL, MY DARLING. 112 00:05:32,341 --> 00:05:35,945 FOR I VOW TO DEVOTE MY LIFE AND FORTUNE TO BECOMING 113 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:37,179 A BRILLIANT SURGICAL DOCTOR, 114 00:05:37,246 --> 00:05:40,883 WHO'LL RESTORE YOUR EYES TO THEIR PRE-EXPLOSION CONDITION. 115 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,419 - SHE'S GONNA BE MY WIFE. I'M DOING THE SURGERY. 116 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:46,355 - HOW ABOUT THIS: THE FIRST ONE TO BECOME AN EYE DOCTOR 117 00:05:46,422 --> 00:05:47,523 DOES THE SURGERY? - DEAL. 118 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:48,557 - DEAL. - WELL, OK. 119 00:05:48,624 --> 00:05:49,625 - FINE. - ALL RIGHT, THEN. 120 00:05:49,692 --> 00:05:50,893 - HOW ABOUT IF YOU JUST TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR NOW-- 121 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,463 - STAY OUT OF THIS, MOTHER! THIS IS BETWEEN ZORAK AND ME. 122 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:57,466 - WE WILL RETURN TO "ALL THAT I DESIRE YOU" 123 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:58,734 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 124 00:05:58,801 --> 00:06:02,204 AND NOW, BACK TO "ALL THAT I DESIRE YOU." 125 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:06,942 - DAD IS NOW A WEALTHY OIL BARON. YEE-HA! 126 00:06:07,009 --> 00:06:08,043 IT'S GREAT TO BE RICH. 127 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:10,913 - HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE, DEAR? 128 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,548 I'M REALLY NOT ENJOYING BEING BLIND. 129 00:06:12,615 --> 00:06:14,583 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING BLIND? 130 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:16,485 HEARING YOU WHINE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 131 00:06:16,552 --> 00:06:18,721 MEDICAL SCHOOL IS HARD WORK, MOTHER. 132 00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:20,422 I'LL DO IT WHEN THEY MAKE A VIDEO GAME OUT OF IT. 133 00:06:20,489 --> 00:06:23,726 SOMETHING THAT'S FUN FOR ME. - WELL, I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR. 134 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,961 - YEAH, HOW YOU GOING TO DO THAT? [LAUGHS] 135 00:06:26,028 --> 00:06:28,497 - WELL, WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN ENTERING THE ROOM? 136 00:06:28,564 --> 00:06:31,734 WHY, IT'S BRAK GAINWAY, THE WEALTHY HUSBAND OF 137 00:06:31,801 --> 00:06:33,135 BILLIONAIRESS CONNIE GAINWAY. 138 00:06:33,202 --> 00:06:37,907 - IS THAT BRAK, MY SON, MY BOY? WHERE ARE YOU, MY SWEETHEART? 139 00:06:37,973 --> 00:06:41,043 - RIGHT HERE, MOM. SO YOU'RE STILL BLIND, HUH? 140 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:44,980 - YES. I LIVE IN A WORLD OF SHADOWS. 141 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:46,916 ETERNAL NIGHT. - YEAH, YEAH. 142 00:06:46,982 --> 00:06:49,718 SO, SON, HOW'S MARRIED LIFE? HOW ARE YOU HITTING THEM? 143 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,922 - BAD NEWS FROM GAINWAY MANOR, DAD. DEVASTATING, REALLY. 144 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:56,892 CONNIE GAINWAY'S FATHER, DRAKE GAINWAY, WHOM I'VE NEVER MET 145 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,527 BUT HAVE SOMEHOW GROWN TO LOVE DEARLY, 146 00:06:58,594 --> 00:07:02,598 HAS DEVELOPED A GIGANTIC BRAIN TUMOR ON HIS HEAD. 147 00:07:02,665 --> 00:07:04,900 HE NEEDS AN OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. 148 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,169 - SO DO I! - CLARENCE, IS THAT YOU? 149 00:07:07,236 --> 00:07:11,140 I'M BLIND, YOU KNOW. - HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL, 150 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:12,441 GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! 151 00:07:12,508 --> 00:07:15,711 WELL, I'M GOING TO BUY THE DALLAS COWBOYS. 152 00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:16,579 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 153 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,581 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS, CLARENCE, 154 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:22,351 YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORLD-FAMOUS PIANIST HANDS? 155 00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:23,485 - IS QUITE A STORY, REALLY. 156 00:07:23,552 --> 00:07:26,622 AS YOU KNOW, CYNTHIA AND I TRAVELED TO MEXICO 157 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:29,658 SO SHE COULD DIVORCE YOUR FATHER AND MARRY ME. 158 00:07:29,725 --> 00:07:32,728 AT THE RECEPTION, ZORAK BURST IN AND SMASHED 159 00:07:32,795 --> 00:07:35,998 MY FROLICKING FINGERS WITH A KOREAN RIOT BATON. 160 00:07:36,065 --> 00:07:40,836 TO MY HORROR, HE THEN MARRIED CYNTHIA AND WHISKED HER AWAY. 161 00:07:40,903 --> 00:07:44,907 WHY SHOULD I BE SUBJECTED TO THAT LEVEL OF CRUELTY? 162 00:07:44,974 --> 00:07:45,808 CAN ANYONE TELL ME? 163 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,210 - BECAUSE LIFE IS CHEAP, CLARENCE. 164 00:07:48,277 --> 00:07:49,511 YOUR LIFE AT LEAST. HAH! 165 00:07:49,578 --> 00:07:53,182 - [GASPS] ZORAK, YOU'RE WHITE! - IT'S DR. ZORAK. 166 00:07:53,249 --> 00:07:54,350 AND HELL, YEAH, I'M WHITE. 167 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:57,219 HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO GET INTO A DECENT MEDICAL SCHOOL? 168 00:07:57,286 --> 00:08:00,689 - SO, ZORAK, HOW IS MY PRECIOUS CYNTHIA? 169 00:08:00,756 --> 00:08:01,557 - OH, NOT GOOD. 170 00:08:01,624 --> 00:08:04,894 SHE PICKED UP A LITTLE FLESH-EATING STD 171 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,796 ON OUR HONEYMOON. YOU WANT TO SAY HI? 172 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,064 SHE'S OUT IN THE VAN. - REALLY? 173 00:08:09,131 --> 00:08:13,736 - YEAH, BUT DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. SHE'S--SHE'S OOZING PRETTY GOOD. 174 00:08:13,802 --> 00:08:15,170 - IS SHE GOING TO DIE? - OH, YEAH. 175 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:17,740 - BUT YOU'RE A DOCTOR. CAN'T YOU SAVE HER? 176 00:08:17,806 --> 00:08:19,675 - SAVE HER? I CAN'T EVEN STAND TO SMELL HER. 177 00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:22,444 - ZORAK, HAVE YOU COME TO-- - RESTORE YOUR SIGHT? 178 00:08:22,511 --> 00:08:25,447 NAH, SORRY, BABE. YOU'LL NEED AN EYE DOCTOR FOR THAT. 179 00:08:25,514 --> 00:08:26,515 I'M A BREAST MAN. - HOW ABOUT MY-- 180 00:08:26,582 --> 00:08:29,151 - FATHER-IN-LAW, RECLUSIVE BILLIONAIRE DRAKE GAINWAY? 181 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:32,588 - YES. HE HAS A BRAIN TUMOR. - I TOLD YOU, I'M A BREAST MAN. 182 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:34,924 YOU WANT TO JACK HIS BOOBS UP, FINE. I'M THE GUY. 183 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:39,662 - BUT, ZORAK, DRAKE GAINWAY IS-- - MY FATHER. 184 00:08:47,636 --> 00:08:49,471 MY NAME IS GRANT GAINWAY. 185 00:08:49,538 --> 00:08:52,107 DRAKE GAINWAY IS INDEED MY FATHER. 186 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:55,144 AND YOUR FATHER, AND YOUR FATHER. 187 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,111 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 188 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:58,747 - DRAKE GAINWAY SIRED TWO LEGITIMATE CHILDREN, 189 00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:02,351 CONNIE AND MYSELF, WITH HIS FIRST WIFE, MY MOTHER, 190 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,786 A WOMAN HE DESPISED. 191 00:09:03,852 --> 00:09:06,655 HE ALSO FATHERED TWO UNIDENTICAL TWINS 192 00:09:06,722 --> 00:09:08,958 WITH THE ONLY WOMAN HE EVER TRULY LOVED, 193 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:10,125 HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA. 194 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:13,595 TO AVOID SCANDAL, BOTH CHILDREN WERE LEFT ON A PARK BENCH 195 00:09:13,662 --> 00:09:15,264 WITH AN ENORMOUS BOUQUET OF BALLOONS. 196 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:19,501 ONE OF THEM, CLARENCE, WAS TAKEN IN BY A FAMILY OF CIRCUS BEARS. 197 00:09:19,568 --> 00:09:24,073 THE OTHER CHILD, ZORAK, WAS MISTAKEN FOR A BAG OF CAT GUTS 198 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:28,010 AND THROWN IN THE RIVER, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. 199 00:09:28,077 --> 00:09:28,877 UNTIL NOW. 200 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,480 BECAUSE I SEE HIM RIGHT OVER THERE. 201 00:09:31,547 --> 00:09:35,284 - CYNTHIA IS MY MOTHER? BUT, I MARRIED HER. 202 00:09:35,351 --> 00:09:36,852 - SO DID I. - SO DID I. 203 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,088 - MY GOD, FATHER, IT'S YOU! 204 00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:41,724 - HIS NAME'S NOT FATHER. IT'S DAD. 205 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,727 - HIS NAME IS DRAKE GAINWAY. 206 00:09:46,729 --> 00:09:49,264 - IT IS? - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 207 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:50,299 I'M BLIND! 208 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,768 - HE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE. 209 00:09:52,835 --> 00:09:55,371 - I HAVE? - YES, AS DRAKE GAINWAY, 210 00:09:55,437 --> 00:09:57,406 BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIALIST. - WHO KNEW? 211 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:59,975 - AND AS DAD. LOWLY WORM FARMER, 212 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,945 RECENTLY BECOME RICH MILLIONAIRE OIL BARON. 213 00:10:03,012 --> 00:10:05,914 - SO I'M A MILLIONAIRE AND A BILLIONAIRE? 214 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:09,318 THAT IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME! - IT'S NOT, IT'S TERRIBLE! 215 00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:14,723 DRAKE GAINWAY IS DYING FROM A GIGANTIC BRAIN TUMOR! 216 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:17,493 - [LAUGHS] I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS. 217 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:21,130 - ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU, ME, CLARENCE, BRAK-- 218 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,531 ANYBODY ELSE? - HOW ABOUT CONNIE? 219 00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:25,834 - RIGHT. AND CONNIE ARE ALL DAD'S CHILDREN? 220 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,136 - EXACTLY. - HMM. 221 00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:28,103 I GUESS I'VE GOT IT GOING ON. 222 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,572 - ZORAK, I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A BREAST MAN, 223 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:32,474 YOU HAVE TO PERFORM THESE SURGERIES NOW. 224 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:35,077 YOU'LL BE SAVING DAD AKA DRAKE GAINWAY, YOUR FATHER, 225 00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:37,046 AND CLARENCE, YOUR SUCCESSFUL PIANIST BROTHER, 226 00:10:37,112 --> 00:10:39,248 AND CYNTHIA WIFE AND MOTHER TO YOU AND CLARENCE 227 00:10:39,314 --> 00:10:41,150 AND WIFE ONLY TO DAD AND DRAKE GAINWAY. 228 00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:42,985 - WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M BLIND. 229 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:45,020 - BOSTON IS BEANTOWN, YOU KNOW. 230 00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:47,089 - BRAIN TUMOR! 231 00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:49,391 - UGH. ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL, I'LL DO IT. 232 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:54,329 SOMEBODY SCRUB ME, AND I'LL NEED A DRINK, A TRIPLE, STAT! 233 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:56,999 GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! 234 00:10:57,066 --> 00:11:01,203 THE OPERATIONS WAS A SUCCESS. 235 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:02,971 - I THINK MINE ARE THE FIRMEST. 236 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,808 - WHO NEEDS THE PIANO WHEN I GOT THESE BABIES? 237 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,276 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT INVOLVED IN THIS. 238 00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:10,345 I WASN'T EVEN SICK. - ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES, 239 00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:11,447 LET'S SHAKE THEM! 240 00:11:11,513 --> 00:11:14,216 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 241 00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:18,520 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--