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WELL, HERE WE ARE, ZORAK--
A COUPLE OF WORKING MEN USING THEIR WORKING MAN FEET TO WALK TO WORK.
LESS TALKIN,' MORE WALKIN', DONKEY BOY.
HEY. WHEN DID YOU GET IN MY SUPPLY WAGON?
I DON'T KNOW. HALF-HOUR AGO?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SITTING ON MY ART SUPPLIES.
AH, DON'T WORRY. I THREW THOSE OUT.
WHAT? YOU WHAT?
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE, DO YOU?
NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I CAN BUY MORE
WITH ALL THE MONEY I'M GONNA MAKE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR MONEY, ZORAK?
HMM...
WHAT AM I WEARING? WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
OH, AND THEY'RE PIERCED?
[UNINTELLIGIBLE] ALL 5 OF THEM?
OH, SWEET MAMA.
HURRY UP, JERK. I GOT MONEY TO MAKE. MUSH!
ALL RIGHT, STEP UP. WHO'S NEXT?
I BELIEVE I AM, SIR.
THEN GET IN.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DID YOU PUT YOUR LUNCH MONEY IN THE BOX?
YES, SIR. I'M PAID UP FOR THE WHOLE WEEK.
DID YOU SIGN THE WAIVER?
YES. DID YOU SEE WHERE I WROTE, "PLEASE DO NOT STRIKE THE EARS"?
THEY'RE STILL HEALING.
YEAH, I READ IT. HERE WE GO.
OOH! OOH! OOH! OW! OOH, MY EARS!
HYAA!
YOU PROMISED NOT TO HIT THEM.
[LAUGHS] SUCKER!
[LAUGHS]
[CRASH]
NEXT! HA HA!
WHERE'S YOUR LUNCH MONEY, JERK?
YES, ABOUT THAT.
MY PARENTS STOPPED GIVING ME LUNCH MONEY
WHEN THEY DISCOVERED I WAS BEING VICTIMIZED BY A BULLY.
HUH. YOU GET AN ALLOWANCE?
WHY, YES, OF COURSE, BUT I'M SAVING THAT TO BUY THE NEW
BINKY DOODLES ACTION FIGURE.
NO, YOU'RE NOT. HA HA!
OH! OOH! OH! OH! THAT'S IMPROPER!
AH! NOT THERE! OH!
OH! EEE!
JACKPOT!
[COINS FALL ON GROUND]
HEY, ZORAK.
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
YAAA!
[CRASH]
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
HOW'S BUSINESS TODAY, BUDDY?
NEVER BETTER. HOW ABOUT YOU?
NOT SO GOOD. I HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER ALL DAY.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHY DO THESE GUYS COME HERE JUST TO LET YOU BEAT ON THEM?
LOOK, THEY'RE GONNA GET IT NO MATTER WHAT.
THIS WAY, I DON'T HAVE TO TRACK THEM DOWN.
THEY LINE UP, GIVE ME THEIR MONEY,
MY FURY IS UNLEASHED,
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
EVERYBODY WINS. EXCEPT FOR THEM. HA!
BUT DON'T YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT PUMMELING THESE POOR SCHMOES?
PFFFT. NO, WHY SHOULD I?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE A REMORSELESS SINNER.
OH, WELL, I GUESS I'LL CLOSE DOWN EARLY.
NO ONE WANTS TO BE DRAWN AS A CARROT WHEN THEY'RE BLEEDING.
YEAH, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
I GOT A COUPLE MORE CUSTOMERS. NEXT!
YEAH, I GUESS THAT WOULD BE ME.
HMM. I MUST HAVE REARRANGED YOUR FACE
PRETTY GOOD LAST TIME.
I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.
THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M NEW IN TOWN, CHIEF.
THE NAME'S ROY "BUTCHY" TUFFINGTON.
THE "BUTCHY" IS IN QUOTATION MARKS,
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
OOH, I WON'T.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WON'T.
OK, WHAT'S THE DRILL HERE, CHIEF?
WELL, IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY.
YOUR MONEY GOES IN THE BOX.
MY FIST GOES IN YOUR FACE.
YOUR BLOOD GOES ON YOUR SHIRT. HA HA!
SAY, YOU GOT A SWEET LITTLE OPERATION HERE.
CENTRALLY LOCATED, LOW OVERHEAD,
PLENTY OF STIFFS TO SHAKE DOWN.
YEAH, I WON'T MIND TAKING THIS RACKET OVER ONE BIT.
I CAN START IMMEDIATELY.
NOW, GET LOST OR GET TOSSED.
YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER, HUH?
STEP INTO MY OFFICE. WE'LL DISCUSS THE TERMS.
YAAA! OOH!
YEAH, ONE OF THESE... CHICAGO STYLE.
AAAH!
DON'T HIT ME ANYMORE!
[GASP]
THAT'S RIGHT, AND STAY GONE.
IF I SEE UGLY FACE IN THE STREET AGAIN,
I'LL MAKE IT INTO FACE SOUP, WITH THIS!
OH, MY POOR ZORAK. I SHALL FOLLOW HIM AND OFFER COMFORT.
NOT SO FAST, THERE, SPACE CAT.
DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR APPOINTMENT.
APPOINTMENT? FOR BRAK?
YOU DON'T WANT TO BEAT UP BRAK.
BRAK IS LOVABLE. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
♪ WHO IS A DAPPER GENTLEMAN ♪
♪ WITH EYES OF GREEN AND PERMANENT TEETH? ♪
♪ EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S NOT A JERK ♪
♪ YOUR NEW BUDDY BRAK
♪ HE'LL MAKE YOUR BED, SHINE ALL YOUR SHOES ♪
♪ PLAY HIM AT CHESS, YOU'LL NEVER LOSE ♪
♪ BRAK DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS ♪
♪ BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY DEAD, OH ♪
♪ WHEN HE PLAYS DEAD, THE PEOPLE THINK ♪
♪ HE'S REALLY DEAD, 'CAUSE HE'S REALLY GOOD ♪
♪ OH, WON'T THEY BE SO VERY SURPRISED ♪
♪ WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT BRAK IS ALIVE! ♪
YOU'RE READY FOR A TINY BLUE CYCLONE OF PAIN, BROTHER.
HERE, FRIEND. LET ME OFFER YOU
A COMPLIMENTARY DRAWING OF YOURSELF AS A CARROT.
OOF! DOH.
HEY, MOTHER, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE HEAD ON DOWN TO THE MALL TODAY?
THE MALL? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE MALL IN YOUR LIFE.
WELL, I JUST FEEL LIKE TODAY SHOULD BE THE DAY.
MAYBE WE COULD STOP BY THIS LADY BROADBOTTOMS, SEE WHAT'S SHAKING.
LADY BROADBOTTOMS? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
"ALL WOMEN'S CLOTHING HALF OFF."
I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING THAT.
IT'S A SALE, DEAR. THE CLOTHES ARE HALF-PRICE.
OH, I SEE.
I LIKED IT BETTER MY WAY,
IN MY WORLD OF SEXY FANTASY.
HI, MOM. HI, DAD.
HI, TABLE I SLEPT ON LAST NIGHT.
OH, HONEY. IS ZORAK STILL SLEEPING IN YOUR BED?
YEAH, ONLY HE CALLS IT HIS BED NOW.
AH, HE'S A PUSHY LITTLE PORK CHOP, THAT ONE.
WHY IS ZORAK HIDING IN YOUR ROOM, BRAK?
'CAUSE THIS NEW KID IN TOWN, BUTCHY TUFFINGTON,
HE BEAT HIM UP REAL BAD.
HA HA HA! YOU DON'T SAY.
YEAH, BUTCHY SAID IF HE SEES ZORAK ON THE STREET AGAIN,
HE'S GOING TO KICK HIM
RIGHT WHERE THE BISCUITS ARE BAKED.
OH...
WHAT BISCUITS?
ZORAK'S BISCUITS.
Zorak: SHUT UP ABOUT MY BISCUITS.
BRAK, YOU NEED TO GET ZORAK TO FACE UP TO THIS NEW BULLY,
OR YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET YOUR ROOM BACK.
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIM, DAD?
MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID, "A KISS AND A HUG WILL DEFEAT ANY THUG."
WHICH HEAD DID SHE SAY THAT OUT OF,
THE ONE SHE SITS ON OR THE ONE GROWING OUT OF HER NECK?
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
I MOVED ON, DARLING, AND SO SHOULD YOU.
BRAK, IF YOU WANT TO HELP ZORAK,
YOU NEED TO GO UPSTAIRS, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE, AND SAY,
"WAKE UP, LITTLE PENGUIN. PENGUINTOPIA IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
"ARE YOU GOING TO HIDE IN YOUR LITTLE SNOW CAVE,
"WITH YOUR TERRY CLOTH ROBE ON, SNIFFING FISH CAKES
"AND DRINKING COCONUT-FLAVOR BEVERAGES,
"OR ARE YOU GOING TO BEAT YOUR ALEC BALDWINESQUE CHEST
AND SWING FROM A TIRE LIKE THE KING OF THE PENGUINS?"
I'M ON IT, DAD. LIKE TAKING DOWN A TUGBOAT.
MY NAME IS BRAK, AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT YOUR PROBLEMS ARE QUITE OVER.
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BED?
YEAH, THAT'S MY FUNK.
LEAVE IT ALONE. IT'S RESTING.
WELL, WHERE DID IT COME FROM?
YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?
NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.
SO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
YOU GO BY MY BOOTH TODAY?
YEAH, I HAD TO RESCHEDULE MY BEATING FOR TUESDAY.
RESCHEDULE? WHAT'S THAT CRAP?
THERE'S NO RESCHEDULING.
OH, NO, BUTCHY'S QUITE FLEXIBLE.
IF YOU HAVE A REASONABLE EXCUSE, HE'S VERY ACCOMMODATING.
HE'S RUINING MY BUSINESS.
OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
BUTCHY'S RUNNING SOME SPECIALS THAT REALLY HAVE PEOPLE TALKING.
FOR INSTANCE, TODAY'S BUTT DAY.
ALL HE CAN KICK FOR $4.99.
TRY BEATING THAT PRICE. HA HA HA!
HE'S GIVING IT AWAY!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT IF BUTCHY DOES HAPPEN TO BREAK SOMETHING VITAL,
HE KNOWS ALL THE PHYSICIANS IN THE AREA?
THAT'S IT. I'M GETTING MY BOOTH BACK.
I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE WANTS THAT.
EVERYBODY SAYS BUTCHY'S ABOUT THE BEST BULLY WE EVER HAD,
WAY BETTER THAN PUFFYCAKES.
PUFFYCAKES?
YEAH, THAT'S YOU.
BUTCHY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF HE RENAMED YOU.
[LAUGHS]
THIS CRAP ENDS RIGHT NOW!
STAY HERE WITH THE FUNK.
GOOD LUCK, PUFFYCAKES.
YOU'RE NEXT. [DOOR SLAMS]
THANK YOU, BUTCHY. BYE.
YEAH, COME BACK NEXT WEEK.
I'LL PULL THE REST OF YOUR HAIR OUT.
HEY, LOOK. IT'S PUFFYCAKES.
I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOUR BISCUITS WOULD DROP.
I'M GOING TO CRACK YOU OPEN LIKE A CRACKLING SAUSAGE.
HEY, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
NOT TO YOU, MAYBE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. EXPLAIN IT.
COME ON. LET'S JUST FIGHT.
BING. BING. BING. BOOM. BOOM. BING...
I'VE HAD MY BISCUITS KICKED. HA HA HA...OH.
HOW'D IT GO, BUDDY?
HE KICKED MY ASS, IS HOW IT WENT.
Mom: OH, DEAR, YOUR EYE LOOKS HORRIBLE.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING FOR IT?
YEAH, HOW ABOUT DINNER? SEND IT UP TO MY ROOM.
YOUR ROOM? OH, DOG.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE ZORAK'S GOING TO BE
LIVING HERE FROM NOW ON.
MOTHER, PACK UP OUR BELONGINGS. WE'RE MOVING.
WE'RE DOING NO SUCH THING.
HELLO, THUNDERCLEESE. I'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP TO TALK.
I HAVE BUSINESS.
UH.
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, REMULON?
YES.
THEN PREPARE TO TASTE MY RAGE. YAAA!
OH, NO.
EXCUSE ME. IS YOUR NAME BUTCHY?
YEAH. WHAT OF IT, SWEET CHEEKS?
I'M NOT MOVING OUT OF MY HOUSE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING--OW, HEY. YOU HIT ME,
YOU FAT HAG.
[GASP] I WILL...TEACH...YOU...
SOME MANNERS, YOUNG...MAN.
WAH! I'M GONNA GO TELL MY FREAKIN' PARENTS.
YEAH, YOU DO THAT,
AND TELL THEM IF THEY WANT TO MAKE A RUN AT ME,
I'M RARING TO GO, 'CAUSE I'M A GAMER, PAL!
PARDON ME FOR ASKING, BUT DOES THIS MEAN
YOU'RE THE NEW BULLY?
NO, CLARENCE. I'M JUST BRAK'S MOM.
NOW, YOU GO HOME AND TELL YOUR FOLKS I SAID HELLO.
YES, MA'AM.
AND THAT'S JUST HOW IT HAPPENED.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.
HOLY CRAPPER, MOM. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
OF COURSE, I WOULD'VE DONE IT MYSELF,
BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH MY PANTS.
THEY HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN.
WAIT TILL ZORAK HEARS ABOUT THIS.
WHAT, MY PANTS?
Zorak: WHERE'S MY SUPPER?
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY SUPPER, MISTER.
WHAT YOU ARE GETTING IS YOUR KEISTER OUT OF MY HOUSE
BEFORE I GIVE YOU WHAT I GAVE BUTCHY 10 TIMES OVER!
GOT IT?
Zorak: YEAH, WHATEVER.
I'M SORRY, BABY. WHERE WERE WE?
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
OH, OH, YEAH.
UH, WHAT'S THAT?
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
OH, I'M JUST WEARING
THIS BLUE VEST AND SOME GLOVES.
YEAH, THEY'RE KIND OF TIGHT,
BECAUSE OF MY BULGING MUSCLES.
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
OH, YOU LIKE THAT WORD? BULLLLGING.
I CAN SAY IT AGAIN. I CAN SAY IT ALL NIGHT.
BULLLLGING. BULLLLGING.
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