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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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GIVE ME MY MAIL!

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SCREW YOU!
IT'S MINE!

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ZORAK, JUST GIVE HIM
HIS MAIL.

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BRAK IS NOT ENJOYING
THIS GAME.

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COME AND GET ME, JERK!

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AAH!

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OH, COME ON, Y'ALL.

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LET'S DO
SOMETHING FUN.

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AAH!
AAH!

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I STILL GOT
YOUR MAIL! HA!

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♪ DA DA DA DA
DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪

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MOTHER, DO THEY MAKE
HIGH-HEELED SHOES FOR MEN?

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I'M ASKING
FOR A FRIEND.

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BRAK, WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON OUT THERE?

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OH, ZORAK'S
PLAYING

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A NEW GAME
HE MADE UP

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CALLED "I STEAL
YOUR MAIL
AND KEEP IT."

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HE DIDN'T GET
OUR MAIL, DID HE?

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NO. I WENT OUT
AND GOT IT EARLY
THIS MORNING,

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BEFORE ZORAK
MADE BAIL.

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GOOD WORK. TAKE
THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

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OH, HONEY, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU GOT ANOTHER LETTER

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FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ASSOCIATION.

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OH, JUST
THROW IT AWAY.

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DEAR, YOU BETTER
READ THIS ONE.

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IT SAYS,
"FINAL NOTICE."

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OH, GO AHEAD.
LET'S HEAR IT.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT UP
WITH THIS BULLCRAP,

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A MAN OF MY STATURE.

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"DEAR NEIGHBOR,

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"DESPITE
NUMEROUS WARNINGS,

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"YOU CONTINUE TO VIOLATE
NEIGHBORHOOD RULES

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"BY RETRIEVING
YOUR MORNING PAPER

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WEARING ONLY
EUROPEAN-STYLE BRIEFS."

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I SENT THEM
A LETTER ABOUT THAT.

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"IF, AS YOUR
LETTER EXPLAINED,

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"YOU MUST CONTINUE
THIS PRACTICE
FOR MEDICAL REASONS,

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"PLEASE BEND
AT THE KNEE

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"RATHER
THAN THE WAIST.

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"SOME THINGS
ARE BETTER LEFT
A MYSTERY.

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"THIS IS YOUR FINAL
NOTICE REGARDING
THIS MATTER.

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SINCERELY, GALROG."

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WHO DOES THIS GALROG
THINK HE IS?

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WELL, HE'S PRESIDENT
OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ASSOCIATION, DEAR.

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OH, IS HE?
WELL, HOW COME

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NO ONE HAS
EVER SEEN HIM?

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HE JUST SITS
IN HIS CAVE,

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FIRING OFF LETTERS
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

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HA! "CUT YOUR GRASS,
CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS,

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PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

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HONEY, I THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

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NO, NO, NO.
NOT THIS TIME, I'M NOT.

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I'M TIRED OF BEING
PUSHED AROUND

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LIKE A STOLEN
SHOPPING CART

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FULL OF ROTTEN
PUMPKIN MEAT.

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IT'S TIME I DID
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

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WHAT YOU
GONNA DO, DAD?

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I'M GOING TO RUN
AGAINST GALROG

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FOR PRESIDENT!

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HOLY GHERKIN
PICKLES, POP!

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ARE YOU REALLY?

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I'M GOING TO RUN,
I'M GOING TO WIN,

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AND THERE WILL BE
SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE,

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NOT ALL OF THEM
FOR THE BETTER EITHER.

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AND IF MY SUBJECTS
DON'T APPROVE,

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WELL, THAT'S
TOO STINKING BAD,

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BECAUSE I AM
THE KING NOW!

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DON'T YOU MEAN
PRESIDENT?

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WOMAN, MUST YOU
ALWAYS BRING ME DOWN

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WHEN I'M AT THE APEX
OF MY PASSIONS?

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I'M NOT SURE IF THIS
IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

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GALROG HAS DONE
AN EXCELLENT JOB
AS PRESIDENT.

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THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S
CLEAN. IT'S SAFE.

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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

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WOW! PRESIDENT DAD.

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CAN WE HAVE AN ARMY
OF GUERRILLAS?

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BECAUSE THAT WOULD
BE FANTASTIC, MAN.

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DRAFT A PROPOSAL.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

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FANTASTIC!

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COME ON, BRAK.
LET'S GET STARTED.

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WE HAVE
MUCH WORK TO DO.

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Narrator: LATER ON,
WHEN IT WAS EVENING...

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MOTHER, LISTEN
TO THIS STORY

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I HAD PLANTED
IN THE PAPER.

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"PRESIDENT GALROG
HAS CHANGED

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"THE SPEED LIMIT
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

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"TO 140
MILES PER HOUR.

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"IF YOU
DON'T LIKE IT,

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"THEN STAY OFF
MY FRIGGIN' STREETS,
GALROG SAID.

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AND BITE ME
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT."

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I WROTE THAT MYSELF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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DO YOU REALLY
THINK LYING

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IS THE RIGHT WAY
TO GO ABOUT THIS?

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THAT'S POLITICS, BABY.
THE BEST LIAR WINS.

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OH, LOOK. MY COMMERCIAL
IS COMING ON.

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Man, voice-over:
DAD PROMISES SUNNY DAYS

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AND PERFECT HEALTH
FOR EVERYONE.

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GALROG WANTS TO DESTROY
YOUR BELOVED PETS

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WITH PET BOMBS THAT HE MAKES
IN HIS EVIL GARAGE.

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DAD PROMISES
TO GIVE FREE MONEY

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TO ANYONE WHO WANTS
SOME EXTRA MONEY.

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GALROG WANTS TO TAKE YOUR MONEY
AND BUY A GOLDEN KNIFE

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SO HE CAN STAB YOU WITH IT
IN THE HEART.

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DAD IS A LOVING FATHER
AND A FAITHFUL HUSBAND.

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JUST LISTEN.

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DAD IS A GOOD FATHER
AND VERY SEXY, TO BOOT.

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HE'D BE THE PERFECT MAN
FOR THE JOB...

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ANY JOB, LADIES.
HA HA HA!

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I NEVER SAID THAT.

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QUIET. YOU'RE
MISSING IT.

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GALROG DOESN'T HAVE
A FAMILY.

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HE'S A BACHELOR...
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

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AND HE'S LETTING
THE NEIGHBORHOOD

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GO TO HELL IN A HANDCART,
MY FRIEND.

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GALROG SAID
THE WORLD'S
OLDEST PROFESSION

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IS COOL IN THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD,

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SUCKERS.

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I RECEIVED ASSURANCES
FROM MR. GALROG

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THAT A YOUNG
ENTREPRENEUR,
SUCH AS MYSELF,

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WOULD NOT
BE INHIBITATED

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BY THE AUTHORIFICATIONS
IN THIS PARTICULAR LOCATION.

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GALROG IS
WIGGITY-WHACK
WITH OUR INDUSTRY,

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SUCKERS.

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SCENES LIKE THAT
WILL NOT HAPPEN

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IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
WHEN I'M THE PRESIDENT.

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I'M HERE...FOR YOU.

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3 LETTERS NEVER SAID
QUITE SO MUCH.

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MY GOODNESS.
THAT WAS NOTHING
BUT A PACK OF LIES.

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HEY, HOW ABOUT
THAT ZORAK?

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FOR THE MONEY, I THOUGHT
HE WAS PRETTY GOOD.

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BY THE WAY, DON'T EXPECT
ANY MORE MAIL THIS WEEK.

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I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED.

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I DIDN'T THINK EVEN YOU
WOULD STOOP THIS LOW.

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I'M GOING TO BED.

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AH, SOMEONE FEELING
A LITTLE FRISKY NOW?

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OH, PLEASE.

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HEY, DAD, I'VE
BEEN WORKING

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ON A NEW
CAMPAIGN SONG.

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YOU WANT
TO HEAR IT?

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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
RIGHT NOW, SON.

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WELL, I'M
PRETTY MUCH

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GOING TO
DO IT ANYWAY.
HERE WE GO!

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♪ THAT'S THE ONE,
DON'T YOU KNOW ♪

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♪ SCOOP-A-DOODLE
DADDLE-DEEDLE-DO ♪

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♪ NOW, I'M NOT SURE
WHAT HE CAN DO ♪

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♪ BUT HE KNOWS
THE BEEDLE-DEEDLE ♪

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♪ AND THE BIDDLE-
DADDLE-SHOO-POP ♪

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♪ EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE
SAY DAD-A-DO ♪

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♪ LIKE YOUR LOVE FOR
THE DADDLE-DIDDLE-DOH ♪

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♪ BADDLE-DIDDLE-DADDLE ♪

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♪ VOTE FOR DAD ♪

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BRAK, YOU'VE DONE IT.

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YOU CAPTURED MY ESSENCE
WITH A CLASSIC JAZZ FLAVOR.

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BRILLIANT!

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NOW LET'S SEE WHAT
I'M DOING IN THE POLLS.

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FINALLY, THE LATEST POLLS
SHOW DAD LEADING

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INCUMBENT GALROG
BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN.

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THIS HAS PROMPTED GALROG
TO ACCEPT DAD'S OFFER

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TO A TELEVISED DEBATE.

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GALROG HAS NOT APPEARED
IN PUBLIC FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS.

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WOW! THAT'S A LONG TIME.
GOOD NIGHT.

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WHAT IS THAT NOISE
YOU'RE MAKING?

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ARE YOU TRYING
TO JAM MY CIRCUITS?

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BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL!

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OH, I'M SORRY,
MR. THUNDERCLEESE.

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I'M ALL EXCITED
BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY

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TO WATCH MY DAD WIN
THE BIG DEBATE
WITH GALROG.

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YOUR FATHER
IS A FOOL.

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HOW DARE YOU
SPEAK OF YOUR FUTURE
PRESIDENT LIKE THAT?

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I WON'T HEAR OF IT!

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YOUR FATHER DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S GETTING
HIMSELF INTO.

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GALROG IS NOT ONLY
A WONDERFUL AND EFFECTIVE
NEIGHBORHOOD PRESIDENT,

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HE IS ALSO
A VERY DANGEROUS ENTITY.

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COME AGAIN?

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HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO,
BEFORE HE SETTLED
INTO RETIREMENT,

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GALROG WAS A TERRIBLE
PLANET-DEVOURING MONSTER.

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HUH?!

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NO ONE, NOT EVEN ARMIES,
COULD DEFEAT HIM.

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OF COURSE, THAT WAS
BEFORE THE DAYS OF...

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THUNDERCLEESE!

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Chorus:
♪ THUNDERCLEESE ♪

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WOW! THAT WAS NEAT.
DO IT AGAIN.

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NO!

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OH, MAN.

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GALROG'S TENURE
AS PRESIDENT
HAS TAMED HIS RAGE.

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IF HE WERE TO LOSE
THIS ELECTION,

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WHO KNOWS WHAT FURY
HE WILL UNLEASH.

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YOUR FATHER
IS IN GRAVE DANGER!

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OH, NO! I'VE GOT
TO GET TO THE DEBATE
AND SAVE MY DAD!

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MOM, I'VE GOT TO
STOP THE DEBATE.

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WHERE'S DADDY?

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OH, HE'S ABOUT
TO GO ONSTAGE.

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WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM, DEAR?

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THUNDERCLEESE
JUST TOLD ME

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THAT GALROG IS
A TERRIBLE MONSTER,

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AND IF HE
LOSES TO DAD,

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HE'S GONNA EAT
DAD AND EVERYBODY,

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ESPECIALLY DAD!

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OH, DEAR.

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HE'S GOT TO
LOSE, MOM!

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HE'S GOT TO LOSE
TO LIVE!

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YOU KNOW WHAT, BRAK?

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I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE TO WORRY.

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HAVE YOU EVER
REALLY LISTENED

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TO YOUR FATHER,
THE THINGS HE SAYS?

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OF COURSE
I LISTEN TO DAD.

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HE'S THE SMARTEST
GUY I KNOW.

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YOU REALLY ARE
A CHIP OFF
THE OLD BLOCK.

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WHO THE WHAT?
BLOCK? WHAT BLOCK?

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LET'S JUST WATCH
THE DEBATE, DEAR.

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TRUST ME. EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE FINE.

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Announcer: WELCOME,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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LET'S MEET
THE CANDIDATES.

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FIRST THE CHALLENGER, DAD.

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OH, YOUR FATHER
LOOKS SO HANDSOME.

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YOU KNOW
WHAT'S SURPRISING?

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HE'S MUCH TALLER
IN PERSON.

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AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME

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YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION
PRESIDENT...GALROG.

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HE DIDN'T EVEN WEAR
A TIE. WHAT A CLOWN.

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GRR...

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DAD WILL PRESENT
HIS OPENING STATEMENT.

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YOU'VE ALL SEEN
MY COMMERCIALS.

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YOU'VE READ
THE PAPERS.

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE.

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JUST VOTE FOR ME,
I WILL WIN,

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AND THAT WILL BE THAT.
YOUR TURN, BIG BOY.

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GRR!

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GALROG WANTS
TO DISCUSS
THE ISSUES.

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ISSUES? SURE.
FINE. GO AHEAD.

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WHAT'S
ON YOUR MIND?

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WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO ABOUT
THE SIDEWALKS?

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SIDEWALKS?

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WHO USES SIDEWALKS?
HA HA. NOT ME.

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I WILL TEAR THEM ALL UP

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AND MAKE A GIANT PILE
OF JAGGED CONCRETE

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FOR THE KIDS
TO PLAY ON.

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GALROG WOULD REPAIR
THE SIDEWALKS

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AND BUILD A NEW PARK
FOR THE CHILDREN
TO PLAY IN.

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SURE, HOT DOG. SPEND
ALL THE MONEY ON YOURSELF.

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HEY, DO YOU
BELIEVE THIS GUY?

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GRR! HOW WOULD
YOU IMPROVE

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OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
SECURITY WATCH?

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I HAVE NEVER
HEARD OF IT.

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I LIKE TO WATCH
THE TV, THOUGH.

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AS PRESIDENT,
I WOULD USE MY POWER

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TO UNSCRAMBLE A COUPLE
OF THOSE CHANNELS

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AT THE TOP OF THE DIAL.
YOU KNOW THE ONES.

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IT'S SO FRUSTRATING.
I'M A VISUAL GUY.

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I LIKE PICTURE
WITH MY SOUND.

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WHAT ABOUT
THE SEWERS?

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YOU SAY SEWERS.
I SAY WATER SLIDE.

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ENOUGH OF THIS!

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LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,

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I HAVE BEEN A FAIR
AND EFFICIENT
PRESIDENT

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FOR OVER
A THOUSAND YEARS.

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THIS MAN
OFFERS YOU NOTHING

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BUT EMPTY PROMISES
AND SLANDER.

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HE'S DRAGGING
MY GOOD NAME
THROUGH THE MUD!

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"GALROG" A GOOD NAME?
NO, NO.

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LAWRENCE.
NOW, THERE'S A NAME

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YOU CAN SET
YOUR WATCH BY.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY, FOLKS?
HUH? LAWRENCE?

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Man: HOW ABOUT STANLEY?
OR WILLARD?

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I LIKE "GALROG"
BETTER THAN THAT.

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ED?

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GRR! I WILL
DESTROY YOU!

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JUST LIKE YOU DID
ALL THE PETS

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WITH YOUR PET BOMBS
YOU BUILT IN YOUR GARAGE.

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I DON'T HAVE
A GARAGE.

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MY WIFE TURNED IT
INTO A SEWING PARLOR
CENTURIES AGO.

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YOUR WIFE?
WHO DO YOU THINK

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YOU'RE FOOLING,
MISTER...BACHELOR?

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SHE'S RIGHT
OVER THERE.

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HI, HONEY.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

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YOU SHOW 'EM,
DADDY.

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YOU SEE, NEIGHBORS,
THIS MAN'S CAMPAIGN

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IS BASED ON NOTHING
BUT LIES.

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EXACTLY. AND THAT'S
WHY I'M GOING TO WIN.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOST. 14 TO ONE?!

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MOTHER, YOU VOTED
FOR GALROG?

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I WENT WITH
MY GUT, BABE.

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WHAT CAN I SAY?
I LIKE SIDEWALKS.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M ABOUT TO SAY.

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I'D RATHER HAVE
A LIVE DAD THAN
A DEAD PRESIDENT.

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SPEAKING OF WHICH,
CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN

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THE BACK OF THIS CHECK?

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AH, YOU WANT
MY AUTOGRAPH.

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UH...YEAH, SURE.

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BUT WRITE "THUNDERCLEESE."

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Thundercleese: WHERE ARE YOU?
I WANT MY PAYCHECK!

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HEY, PUT A RUSH
ON THAT, WILL YOU?

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Brak: ♪ SO LONG, FOLKS,
SEE YOU SOON ♪

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♪ HOPE YOU LOVED
THE SHOW ♪

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♪ COME ON NEXT TIME
IF YOU LIKED IT ♪

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♪ BUT IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT,
THEN WATCH SOMETHING ELSE ♪

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♪ OH, YEAH,
OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

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