1 00:00:03,479 --> 00:00:06,916 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,212 WELL, IF THAT DOESN'T BEAT ALL! 3 00:00:36,279 --> 00:00:39,749 A GIANT WORM JUST TORE A BIG HOLE IN OUR FRONT YARD. 4 00:00:39,816 --> 00:00:41,083 THAT'S NICE, DEAR. 5 00:00:42,151 --> 00:00:45,221 THAT DOGHOUSE CHARLIE. HE TOPS HIMSELF EVERY DAY. 6 00:00:45,288 --> 00:00:46,456 LOOK AT THIS ONE. 7 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:47,857 ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 8 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:52,829 I TELL YOU, IF DOGS COULD ONLY TALK AND WEAR BATHING SUITS, 9 00:00:52,895 --> 00:00:54,797 WHAT A LIFE THIS WOULD BE. 10 00:00:54,864 --> 00:00:56,666 WE HAVE A GIANT WORM IN OUR YARD! 11 00:00:56,732 --> 00:00:58,568 WHAT?! THUNDERCLEESE MUST BE USING 12 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:00,870 GIANT WORM REPELLENT ON HIS YARD AGAIN. 13 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:04,841 NOW THAT WORM WILL DESTROY EVERY YARD BUT HIS. 14 00:01:04,907 --> 00:01:06,075 IT'S BULLHUNK! 15 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:08,144 WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN DOWN TO SOFTY'S HARDWARE AND BUY SOME? 16 00:01:08,211 --> 00:01:12,114 BECAUSE GIANT WORM REPELLENT COSTS MONEY, COMRADE MOTHER, 17 00:01:12,181 --> 00:01:14,450 AND MONEY IS NOTHING BUT AN EVIL YOKE 18 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,519 THAT THE CAPITALIST SLAVE-MASTERS HAVE CHAINED 19 00:01:16,586 --> 00:01:19,255 TO THE NECK OF THE WORKING CLASS OXEN. 20 00:01:19,322 --> 00:01:21,023 WHAT? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? 21 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:24,727 OH, THAT WAS DOGHOUSE CHARLIE'S CAPTION FROM YESTERDAY. 22 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:26,095 SOMETIMES HE MIXES IN 23 00:01:26,162 --> 00:01:27,196 A POLITICAL MESSAGE 24 00:01:27,263 --> 00:01:29,499 WITH A SPECIAL BRAND OF HUMOR. 25 00:01:29,565 --> 00:01:31,033 THAT STINKING WORM! 26 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:36,138 WELL, THAT'S IT, SIR. YOUR NEW SATELLITE DISH IS ALL HOOKED UP. 27 00:01:36,205 --> 00:01:39,509 SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WATCH ALL AVAILABLE CHANNELS? 28 00:01:39,575 --> 00:01:42,245 ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS, WAR-- 29 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,280 OH, NO, YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE ANY OF THAT. 30 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:45,548 WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO SEE? 31 00:01:45,615 --> 00:01:47,383 I'D SAY SOME STATIC, SOME FUZZ, 32 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:50,152 AND A LOT OF NOISE WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THIS: 33 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:55,291 YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO LIVE. 34 00:01:55,358 --> 00:01:57,727 I WONDER, HOW WILL YOU SPEND THEM? 35 00:01:57,793 --> 00:01:59,962 WELL, I RECKON I COULD POO MY JUMPSUIT 36 00:02:00,029 --> 00:02:02,231 OR EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT I'M NOT YOUR PROBLEM. 37 00:02:02,298 --> 00:02:04,934 THAT THERE TREE IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD IS THE PROBLEM. 38 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:07,003 IT'S BLOCKING YOUR TRANSMISSION PATH. 39 00:02:07,069 --> 00:02:09,839 WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT IT? 40 00:02:09,906 --> 00:02:11,207 THAT AIN'T MY DEPARTMENT. 41 00:02:11,274 --> 00:02:12,408 IF I WAS YOU, THOUGH, 42 00:02:12,475 --> 00:02:13,910 I'D HIKE ON OVER TO MY NEIGHBOR 43 00:02:13,976 --> 00:02:15,444 AND ASK HIM TO CUT-- 44 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:22,151 WHOA! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! 45 00:02:22,218 --> 00:02:24,020 AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN. 46 00:02:24,086 --> 00:02:25,021 OH, PIPE DOWN. 47 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,622 I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED. 48 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,791 WELL, OK. I'LL STAY HERE 49 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:31,460 AND SING A LITTLE SONG TO KEEP MY SPIRITS UP. 50 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:32,995 ♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE 51 00:02:33,062 --> 00:02:34,897 ♪ SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS 52 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:36,198 ♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE 53 00:02:36,265 --> 00:02:37,967 ♪ OFF TO THE FAIR I GO 54 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,468 ♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE 55 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,470 ♪ I'M ENJOYING LIFE NOW 56 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,572 ♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE 57 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:44,340 ♪ REFRESHING MANGO DRINK 58 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:46,776 HEY THERE, MOTHER! SO WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE? 59 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:48,844 WELL, APPARENTLY, THUNDERCLEESE DESTROYED OUR TREE 60 00:02:48,911 --> 00:02:51,981 BECAUSE IT WAS BLOCKING HIS SATELLITE RECEPTION. 61 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:52,715 WHAT?! 62 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,052 THUNDERCLEESE IS A ROBOT, DEAR. HE'S VERY IMPULSIVE. 63 00:02:56,118 --> 00:02:58,621 I'M SURE HE JUST SAW A PROBLEM AND SOLVED IT. 64 00:02:58,688 --> 00:03:01,490 WELL, NOW HE'S GOT A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM, 65 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,059 AND HIS NAME IS ME! 66 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:04,493 THAT TREE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS. 67 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,163 I'VE BEEN AFTER YOU FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG 68 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,331 TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 69 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:11,567 WELL, NOW I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 70 00:03:11,634 --> 00:03:13,603 TONIGHT, IN THE DARK OF NIGHT, 71 00:03:13,669 --> 00:03:16,572 AFTER NIGHT IS SHROUDED IN MY DARK PLAN, 72 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,374 IN ITS NIGHTLY DARKNESS, 73 00:03:18,441 --> 00:03:22,778 I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE! 74 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,083 ♪ DAD IS GOING TO GET 75 00:03:27,149 --> 00:03:28,517 ♪ REVENGE TONIGHT 76 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,687 ♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE, REVENGE, HEY! ♪ 77 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:34,957 Narrator: THE VERY NEXT MORNING, AFTER COFFEE, 78 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:37,026 THE FOLLOWING EVENTS TOOK PLACE. 79 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:38,694 SAY, MOTHER, HAVE YOU SAID, 80 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,162 "GOOD MORNING" TO OUR GUEST? 81 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:42,632 DID YOU TAKE THAT FROM THUNDERCLEESE'S YARD? 82 00:03:42,698 --> 00:03:43,766 YOU BET I DID, CHA-CHA. 83 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,368 NOW PARK YOUR CANDY IN THAT CHAIR, 84 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,569 AND LET'S ENJOY THE MOMENT. 85 00:03:46,636 --> 00:03:49,672 THAT BUNNY IS THE PRIDE OF THUNDERCLEESE'S YARD. 86 00:03:49,739 --> 00:03:51,440 HE'S GOING TO BE FURIOUS WITH YOU. 87 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:54,677 CALM DOWN, MOTHER. HOW'S HE GOING TO KNOW WHO TOOK IT? 88 00:03:54,744 --> 00:03:55,978 HE DIDN'T SEE ME. 89 00:03:56,045 --> 00:03:58,214 I MELTED INTO THE NIGHT. 90 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,816 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS BUNNY, ANYWAY? 91 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:02,618 LOOK AT IT! IT'S SO STUPID. 92 00:04:02,685 --> 00:04:05,655 HEY, STUPID BUNNY! YOU'RE VERY STUPID, AREN'T YOU? 93 00:04:05,721 --> 00:04:09,725 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING IN RESPONSE TO MY INSULTS OF YOU? 94 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,827 NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WOULD, 95 00:04:11,894 --> 00:04:15,865 BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID LIKE YOUR STUPID FORMER OWNER, 96 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,199 STUPIDCLEESE. 97 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:19,335 STUPIDCLEESE?! 98 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:22,405 STUPIDCLEESE, HUH? 99 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:27,677 HEY, LITTLE BUNNY, DO YOU WANT TO SEE TODAY'S DOGHOUSE CHARLIE? 100 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:29,211 AH, WHAT'S THE USE? YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. 101 00:04:29,278 --> 00:04:31,847 HONEY, DID YOU LEAVE THE GATE OPEN ON YOUR PIGPEN? 102 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:33,382 OF COURSE NOT. WHY DO YOU ASK? 103 00:04:33,449 --> 00:04:35,351 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT OUT. 104 00:04:35,418 --> 00:04:37,086 THEY'RE ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 105 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:40,923 NO! MY SWEET POTBELLIED PIGS! 106 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,192 I'VE LIBERATED YOUR SWINE! 107 00:04:43,259 --> 00:04:46,262 HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU? HA! AWAY! 108 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:51,333 ALL RIGHT, THUNDERCLEESE. I SEE YOUR LIBERATION OF MY POTBELLIED PIGS, 109 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:56,005 AND I RAISE YOU WITH A LITTLE SURPRISE OF MY OWN. 110 00:04:57,073 --> 00:04:57,907 Man: HOLA? 111 00:04:57,973 --> 00:04:59,875 HELLO, CHIEF ONECOAT'S PAINT WHILE-U-WAIT? 112 00:04:59,942 --> 00:05:00,676 YOU GOT IT. 113 00:05:00,743 --> 00:05:02,878 AND AM I SPEAKING TO CHIEF ONECOAT? 114 00:05:02,945 --> 00:05:05,047 NO, MAN. HE'S DEAD. HE DIED A LONG TIME AGO. 115 00:05:05,114 --> 00:05:08,117 OH, THEN PLEASE OFFER MY CONDOLENCES TO MRS. ONECOAT. 116 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:09,652 YEAH, SHE'S DEAD, TOO. THEY'RE ALL DEAD. 117 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:11,987 LISTEN, DO YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS OR WHAT? 118 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:13,322 YES, MY NAME IS THUNDERCLEESE, 119 00:05:13,389 --> 00:05:16,625 AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PAINT MY FORTRESS. CAN YOU FIT ME IN TODAY? 120 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,894 SI, I GOT 40 GUYS AND A VAN WAITING 121 00:05:18,961 --> 00:05:19,962 TO PAINT YOUR HOUSE, MAN. 122 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,764 WHAT COLOR YOU WANT IT? 123 00:05:21,831 --> 00:05:25,334 DO SOMETHING THAT REFLECTS YOUR RICH AND COLORFUL CULTURE. 124 00:05:25,401 --> 00:05:27,103 HAVE FUN WITH IT. MY ADDRESS IS-- 125 00:05:27,169 --> 00:05:29,171 WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. WE'RE ON THE WAY. 126 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:41,851 AH! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY FORTRESS? 127 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:49,158 OH, THAT'S A LITTLE PRESENT MY PIGS WANTED YOU TO HAVE 128 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:51,093 TO THANK YOU FOR THEIR FREEDOM. 129 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,795 YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! 130 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:56,499 OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 131 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,969 I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 132 00:06:00,035 --> 00:06:02,772 THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING TO MARCH OVER THERE, 133 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:04,507 APOLOGIZE TO THUNDERCLEESE, 134 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,608 AND GET OUR ROOF BACK! 135 00:06:05,674 --> 00:06:06,809 BUT HE STARTED IT, MOTHER-- 136 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,410 I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT. 137 00:06:08,477 --> 00:06:10,045 GET OVER THERE NOW! 138 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:10,913 OH, ALL RIGHT. 139 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,681 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE NEED A ROOF ANYWAY. 140 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:15,217 JUST PUT ON A HAT AND GET OVER IT. 141 00:06:15,284 --> 00:06:16,352 ALL RIGHT, THUNDERCLEESE. 142 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,354 MY WIFE WANTS OUR ROOF BACK. NOW, HAND IT OVER. 143 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,323 YOU'LL GET YOUR ROOF BACK WHEN I HEAR AN APOLOGY. 144 00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:22,925 APOLOGY? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED 145 00:06:22,992 --> 00:06:25,561 MY PRECIOUS DEAD TREE, SCATTERED MY LOVELY PIGS, 146 00:06:25,628 --> 00:06:28,164 AND TOOK THE FREAKING ROOF OFF MY HOUSE! 147 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,899 WELL, YOU STOLE MY YARD BUNNY 148 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:31,967 AND DEFACED MY GLORIOUS FORTRESS! 149 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,068 HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A DEAL? 150 00:06:33,135 --> 00:06:35,337 EVERY DAY YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY ROOF BACK, 151 00:06:35,404 --> 00:06:38,974 I SEND YOU ONE PIECE OF YOUR STUPID RABBIT! 152 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:39,942 DO NOT HARM THE BUNNY! 153 00:06:40,009 --> 00:06:42,111 OH, ARE YOU GOING TO CRY, YOU BIG, FAT IDIOT? 154 00:06:42,178 --> 00:06:43,879 I AM NOT AN IDIOT! YOU ARE THE IDIOT! 155 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,248 NO, YOU ARE. A BIG, FAT IDIOT. 156 00:06:46,315 --> 00:06:48,384 NO, IT'S RIGHT. I NAILED THAT ONE. 157 00:06:56,859 --> 00:06:57,726 WH-WHERE ARE WE? 158 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:00,629 IN THE BELLY OF A GIANT WORM. 159 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:03,199 THE VIBRATIONS FROM OUR SHOUTING MUST HAVE ATTRACTED HIM. 160 00:07:03,265 --> 00:07:06,202 VIBRATIONS FROM YOUR SHOUTING. I WASN'T SHOUTING! 161 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:09,305 YOU WERE SHOUTING JUST AS MUCH AS I WAS! 162 00:07:09,371 --> 00:07:10,306 YOU WERE SHOUTING MORE THAN I WAS! 163 00:07:10,372 --> 00:07:12,007 YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE. 164 00:07:12,074 --> 00:07:14,677 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE CONFUSED, SO I AM THE WINNER. 165 00:07:14,743 --> 00:07:15,511 HO HO HO! 166 00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:17,012 NOW, JUST USE YOUR LITTLE WHIZZBANGER 167 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:18,380 TO GET US OUT OF HERE, WHY DON'T YOU? 168 00:07:18,447 --> 00:07:22,651 STAND BACK...OR DON'T. I DON'T CARE. 169 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,622 Voice: WHAT ARE YOU MORONS TRYING TO DO, KILL ME? 170 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:27,656 WHO SAID THAT? 171 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:28,691 SHOW YOURSELF, PHANTOM! 172 00:07:28,757 --> 00:07:31,727 OK, JUST DON'T FIRE THAT SHOOTER ANYMORE. 173 00:07:31,794 --> 00:07:32,661 I'M VERY FLAMMABLE. 174 00:07:32,728 --> 00:07:34,230 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME PETROLEUM JOE? 175 00:07:34,296 --> 00:07:37,800 I MEAN, WHY WOULD THEY CALL ANYONE PETROLEUM JOE, 176 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:40,469 UNLESS HE WAS MADE OUT OF PETROLEUM? 177 00:07:40,536 --> 00:07:41,503 GOD DOGGIT! 178 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:44,440 BESIDES, THAT LASER'S NOT GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD. 179 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,008 THIS IS A LEAD-BELLY WORM. 180 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:47,076 I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. 181 00:07:47,142 --> 00:07:50,246 HA HA! YOU'RE AFRAID. WET YOUR PANTS WITH LEMONADE. 182 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:51,780 HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE! 183 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,849 I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE IN-- 184 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:55,818 WELL, I'VE NEVER HEARD IT! 185 00:07:55,885 --> 00:07:57,887 THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH! 186 00:07:57,953 --> 00:08:00,890 MAN, I THINK I LOVE YOU GUYS! 187 00:08:04,994 --> 00:08:08,230 YEAH, SAY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE, SPORT? 188 00:08:08,297 --> 00:08:09,698 AH! A LONG TIME, BROTHER. 189 00:08:09,765 --> 00:08:11,667 HEY, HOW'S THINGS ON THE OUTSIDE? 190 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:13,202 DO THEY STILL HAVE NAKED LADIES? 191 00:08:13,269 --> 00:08:14,870 THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND. 192 00:08:14,937 --> 00:08:16,105 AWOOOOGA! 193 00:08:16,171 --> 00:08:19,708 I'D LIKE TO HOT-WIRE ONE OF THOSE BABIES AND DRIVE IT UPTOWN! 194 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:23,412 AWOOGA! WOO HA HA! 195 00:08:23,479 --> 00:08:25,014 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 196 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,316 HE IS REFERRING TO CARNAL PLEASURES. 197 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:29,051 OH, LIKE THE FERRIS WHEEL. 198 00:08:29,118 --> 00:08:31,120 YES, LIKE THE FERRIS WHEEL. 199 00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:32,087 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. 200 00:08:32,154 --> 00:08:34,723 LET'S GET SOME CARDS AND SOME DRINKIN' LIQUOR 201 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,592 AND JUST HAVE A BIG PARTY. 202 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:38,794 WE CAN INVITE SOME NAKED LADIES! 203 00:08:38,861 --> 00:08:41,330 HOO HOO! HA HA HA! 204 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:42,865 IT'LL BE GREAT! WHAT DO YOU SAY? 205 00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:44,833 PARTY TIME, FUN TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 206 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,069 WE DO NOT POSSESS ANY OF THOSE ITEMS. 207 00:08:47,136 --> 00:08:48,904 WELL, THEN DON'T TALK TO ME! 208 00:08:48,971 --> 00:08:50,239 I'M SICK OF YOU GUYS! 209 00:08:50,306 --> 00:08:51,674 YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY 210 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,076 ON PETROLEUM JOE'S SPIT LIST. 211 00:08:57,813 --> 00:09:01,016 HEY, HEY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU GUYS. 212 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:05,421 I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO PISS OFF MY BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT? 213 00:09:06,622 --> 00:09:08,624 TELL ME YOUR NAMES. I WANT TO SCRATCH THEM IN MY ARM. 214 00:09:08,691 --> 00:09:10,693 NEVER MIND THAT. HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 215 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:14,063 WELL, HERE'S MY PLAN. I THINK IT'S PRETTY SOLID. 216 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:18,100 SIT DOWN AND WAIT TO BE DIGESTED. 217 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,601 THAT'S IT! WHAT DO YOU THINK? 218 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:22,805 OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE DIGESTED! 219 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:24,907 HOW LONG WOULD THIS DIGESTION TAKE? 220 00:09:24,974 --> 00:09:26,308 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 221 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,676 YOU'RE A THINKER, AREN'T YOU? 222 00:09:27,743 --> 00:09:30,612 THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN-- FOR YOUR MIND! 223 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:31,547 JUST TELL ME HOW LONG! 224 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,516 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN HERE 10 YEARS, 225 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,252 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE DROP OF GASTRIC JUICE. 226 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:38,320 WHAT'S THAT TELL YA? 227 00:09:38,387 --> 00:09:40,255 IT TELLS ME YOUR PLAN IS USELESS. 228 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,758 OH, GREAT. WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE. 229 00:09:46,195 --> 00:09:47,863 UH-OH, SHE'S GOING UP FOR AIR. 230 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:50,699 GRAB ON TO SOMETHING, BOYS! 231 00:09:52,668 --> 00:09:54,903 WOW, THIS SURE IS A NICE TANK, ZORAK. 232 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,405 WHERE'D YOU GET IT AGAIN? 233 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:57,706 I TOLD YOU, IT WAS FREE. 234 00:09:57,773 --> 00:10:00,075 MAN, WE HAVEN'T SEEN A PIG FOR HOURS. 235 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,377 I MUST'VE GOT THEM ALL. 236 00:10:01,443 --> 00:10:03,145 MY DAD'S NOT GOING TO LIKE YOU HITTING 237 00:10:03,212 --> 00:10:05,214 HIS PRIZED PIGS WITH WATER BOMBS. 238 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,515 OH, ABOUT THOSE WATER BOMBS... 239 00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:08,083 THOSE WERE LIVE SHELLS. 240 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,351 BLAM-O! HA HA HA! 241 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,620 YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS WATER! 242 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,056 YEAH, I LIED ABOUT THAT. I LIE A LOT. 243 00:10:14,123 --> 00:10:15,491 THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME COOL. 244 00:10:15,557 --> 00:10:18,027 HEY, LOOK AT THAT GIANT WORM! 245 00:10:19,461 --> 00:10:20,896 HEY, LOAD UP ONE OF THOSE SHELLS. 246 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:21,797 I'M GONNA SPANK HIM. 247 00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:22,865 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR? 248 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,701 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S BAD? 249 00:10:25,768 --> 00:10:28,337 NOW, LOCK AND FRIGGING LOAD! 250 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,712 WELL, THIS IS JUST SUPER. WE'RE DEAD. 251 00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:39,081 AND WHOSE FAULT DO YOU THINK THAT IS, HUH? 252 00:10:39,148 --> 00:10:41,383 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! I'M A ROBOT! 253 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,886 WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE HERE. HAPPY NOW? 254 00:10:43,952 --> 00:10:45,320 HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 255 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:48,157 LET'S PUT OUR UNTIMELY DEATHS BEHIND US 256 00:10:48,223 --> 00:10:49,091 AND MOVE ON. 257 00:10:49,158 --> 00:10:50,259 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? 258 00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:53,462 I'M THINKING A WHOLE LOT OF NAKED LADIES MUST HAVE DIED, 259 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,630 JUST LIKE WE DID. 260 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,664 OH, YOU THINK SO? 261 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:57,332 HELL, YEAH, I THINK SO! 262 00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:58,534 LET'S GO TRY AND MEET US A FEW. 263 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,470 WELL, I SUPPOSE I'M NOT MARRIED ANYMORE, BEING DEAD, RIGHT? 264 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,672 THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU'RE A FREE MAN! 265 00:11:03,739 --> 00:11:04,873 LET'S GET TO SCOOCHIN'! 266 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,175 CAN I COME? 267 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,943 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 268 00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:11,013 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--