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[MUSIC PLAYS]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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LOOK AT ME, MOTHER.
I'M READING MY PAPER.

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THAT'S NICE, DEAR.

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NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT
WHAT I'VE JUST READ.

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OK, TIME TO READ
SOME MORE.

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HA, ISN'T THAT
INTERESTING?

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WHAT'S THAT?

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THE MOTHER SHIP IS MAKING
ITS THOUSAND-YEAR VISIT

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TO OUR PLANET TO SELECT...

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THE LUCKY ONE.

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Brak: THE LUCKY ONE?

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WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO
WITH THE LUCKY ONE, DAD?

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WELL, I ASSUME THEY'RE
GOING TO TAKE HIM AWAY,

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MAKE HIM THEIR KING
OR EMPEROR OR SOMETHING.

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WHY ELSE WOULD THEY GO
TO ALL THE TROUBLE?

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WOW! WHO DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GOING TO PICK?

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RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.

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PUT YOUR EYES
ON THE PRIZE.

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OH, REALLY?

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AND WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GOING TO PICK YOU?

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WELL, BECAUSE I'M
SUPER SPECIAL, MOTHER.

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I'M SURE THE ALIENS
HAVE EQUIPMENT

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TO DETECT
SUPER-SPECIALITY.

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I MEAN, THEY CAN FLY
THEIR FANCY SPACESHIPS
THROUGH SPACE, RIGHT?

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WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY WON'T SELECT BRAK?

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OR ME?

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OR ME?

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WHAT ARE YOU JERKS
TALKING ABOUT?

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THE MOTHER SHIP.

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OH, YEAH, I HEARD
ABOUT THAT.

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PRETTY LAME.

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NOT IF YOU'RE THE ONE
THEY PICK, IT ISN'T.

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WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY WON'T PICK
ME, DADDY?

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WHY?

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BRAK, I LOVE YOU
LIKE A BROTHER,

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BUT YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN.

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THEY DON'T PICK UP
PEOPLE LIKE YOU,

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THEY DROP THEM OFF.

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AH, POOP.

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AND WHY WOULDN'T THEY
PICK ME?

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YOU? HA HA!
SORRY, YOU'RE A WOMAN.

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EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT WOMEN
ARE NOT EQUIPPED

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FOR GOLF
OR SPACE TRAVEL.

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SPACE IS A VACUUM,
BUTTERCUP,

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NOT A PLACE THAT NEEDS
TO BE VACUUMED.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HOPE THEY DO
PICK YOU.

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THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO PICK ANY
OF YOU LOSERS.

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LOOK AT YOU.

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'CAUSE I'M LOOKING
AT YOU,

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AND I'M LAUGHING.

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MOO-HA! HA HA HA!

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OH, LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN,
YOU WALKING STINK WAGON.

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PHEH. I HEAR
THESE MOTHER SHIPS

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ARE NOTHING BUT GIANT
LUNCH WAGONS, ANYWAY.

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I'LL BET YOU 50 BUCKS
YOU GET FED TO SOME
SLIMY-TALKING WORM.

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HEH HEH HA HA HA!

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HO HO HO HO!

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YOUR SCARE TACTICS
DO NOT FRIGHTEN
THE LUCKY ONE.

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DO YOU THINK
MY ALIEN BROTHERS
WOULD CHOOSE

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A COWARD
AS THEIR NEW LEADER?

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NO, BECAUSE THEN
YOU'D BE GOING.

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BUT YOU'RE NOT, ARE YOU?

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YOU'RE STUCK DOWN HERE
WITH YOUR STINK BOMBS

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AND MUSTACHE-DRAWING
MARKERS.

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REMIND ME TO LAUGH
AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

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FROM MY GLORIOUS KINGDOM
IN OUTER SPACE.

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BUT, DAD,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.

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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
FOR A DAD IF YOU LEAVE?

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OH, I'M SURE
THE MOTHER-SHIPPERS
WILL LEAVE YOU

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WITH A SUITABLE
SUBSTITUTE.

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Echo: SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE,
SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE...

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CAN I BORROW THE CAR,
GUM-BALL DAD?

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I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD LET BRAK

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TAKE THE CAR,
GUM-BALL DEAR.

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HE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE.

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BUT HE KNOWS
HOW TO EAT GUM BALLS.

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

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GEE, THANKS,
GUM-BALL DAD.

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HEY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT STAYING OUT

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ALL NIGHT
WITH THE WILD CROWD.

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IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

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MMM, THAT SOUNDS
DANGEROUS.

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AND WHAT GOES BETTER
WITH DANGER THAN GUM BALLS!

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[ALL LAUGH]

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ALL THE COLORS
OF THE RAINBOW!

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WHEE!

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OH, I LOVE YOU,
GUM-BALL DAD.

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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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Zorak: WHO CARES
WHAT HE'S
TALKING ABOUT?

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WHO CARES ABOUT ANY
OF THIS CRAP?

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COME ON, DORK,
WE'RE GOING
TO THE MOVIES.

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OH, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SEE?

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ASS DISASTER 4.

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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NO SON OF MINE
IS GOING TO SEE

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A MOVIE
WITH THAT TITLE.

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NO, SIR.

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ACTUALLY, THE TITLE IS
A BIT MISLEADING,
BRAK'S MOM.

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THE FILM, IN FACT,
IS ABOUT, UM...

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DONKEYS?

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YEAH, DONKEYS.
THERE YOU GO.

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HEH HEH HEH.
DONKEYS.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

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AW, COME ON, MOTHER.

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WHAT CAN GO WRONG
WHEN DONKEYS ARE AROUND?

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NOTHING,
THAT'S WHAT.

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YOU SEE, IN THE FILM,
A SCHOOL BUS IS ON FIRE.

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THE KIDS ARE COOKING,
AND THE DONKEYS JUST
BLOW IN THERE--

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AAH! NO SPOILERS!

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OH, THERE'S MORE.

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[QUIETLY]
TRUST ME, PAL,
YOU'LL SEE SOME THINGS

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YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.

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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT SUPER DONKEYS?

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'CAUSE I LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.

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HEH HEH.
YOU'RE IN FOR
A SURPRISE, CHIEF.

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WELL, I SUPPOSE
YOU BOYS CAN GO, THEN.

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LET'S HIT IT.
THANKS, MOM.

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NOW, YOU'RE SURE THESE ARE
SUPER DONKEYS, RIGHT, ZORAK?

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'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO SEE NO MOVIE
ABOUT NO REGULAR DONKEY,

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NOT WHEN SUPER DONKEYS
ARE ON THE TABLE.

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NO, SIR.

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OH, LOOK, THERE'S
MR. THUNDERCLEESE.

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I WONDER WHO
HE'S TALKING TO.

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Brak: HOWDY-DO THERE,
MR. THUNDERCLEESE!

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WHO'S THAT
YOU'RE TALKING TO?

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I WASN'T TALKING,
I WAS LISTENING.

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EARLIER IN THE CONVERSATION
I WAS TALKING,

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BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE,
SO HOW DID YOU KNOW?

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ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?

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NO, SIR,
I WAS JUST--

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SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON'T.
MY PRIVACY IS SACRED.

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THOSE WHO VIOLATE IT
WILL BE INCINERATED.

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HEE-YAH!

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HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
MY NAME IS PEPPER.

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OH, HI, PEPPER.
MY NAME IS SALTY DOG.

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I'M A FISHERMAN.

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HIS NAME IS BRAK,
AND HE'S A FOOL.

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I THINK HE'S
PERFECTLY CHARMING.

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SAY, BRAK, WHO'S
YOUR FRIEND THERE?

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THE NAME'S ZORAK,
WITH A "Z,"

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THE SEXIEST LETTER
IN THE ALPHABET.

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THE MANTIS IS TROUBLE.
STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

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OH, I LIKE TROUBLE.
IT INTERESTS ME.

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OH, REALLY?

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THEN I MUST
INTEREST YOU.

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WELL, IT'S EARLY
IN THE GAME YET,

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BUT WE'LL SEE
HOW IT SHAKES OUT.

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OH, IT'LL SHAKE OUT.

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THIS I CAN
ASSURE YOU.

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STUPID ROBOT
NOT SO TOUGH.

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TELL ME WHEN
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

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UH, AAH, UH!

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[MAN GIGGLES]

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YOU WILL DIE!
HOO-HAH!

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EXCUSE ME, BUT BRAK HAS
A QUESTION FOR PEPPER.

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PEPPER, YOU'RE NOT
FROM AROUND HERE,
ARE YOU, PEPPER?

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NO, BRAK.

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I'M IN TOWN DOING
SOME CONSULTING
FOR A LARGE FIRM.

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I KNOW A LARGE FIRM
YOU CAN CONSULT WITH
ANY TIME, BABY.

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HMM, DOES THAT PATTER
USUALLY WORK FOR YOU?

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'CAUSE IT'S WORKING
ON ME.

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OH, THERE'S A LOT MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

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[QUIETLY]
AND I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE I KEEP IT.

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HEY, ZORAK, WE'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR THE PICTURE.

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SHUT UP.
I'M MAKING TIME HERE.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE DONKEYS?

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[ROARS]

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AAAH!

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COME ON, SUGAR LEGS.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO FOG UP
SOME WINDOWS?

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HMM, THAT SOUNDS NICE,
BUT I REALLY HAVE
A LOT TO DO.

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YEAH, YOU DO,

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'CAUSE THERE'S
A LOT OF ME
TO HANDLE.

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RUFF.

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OH, YOU DIRTY
LITTLE BABY.

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OOH, YOU THINK
I NEED A SCRUBBIN'?

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COME ON,
SCRUB ME DOWN.

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ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND
GETTING A BITE TO EAT.

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OH, OK, OK,
YOUR PLAY, BABY.

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FIRST WE DINE,
THEN YOU'RE MINE.

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[LAUGHS DEVILISHLY]

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Man, on TV: WELL, FOLKS,
TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY.

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THE MOTHER SHIP WILL ARRIVE
TO SELECT THE LUCKY ONE.

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EVERYONE IS WONDERING
WHO IT WILL BE.

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WELL, THEY CAN
STOP WONDERING,

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BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY
BEEN SETTLED.

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I'M THE ONE
THEY'RE TAKING,

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THIS SWEET, LITTLE
PACKAGE RIGHT HERE.

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SAY, HONEY, WHY ARE YOU
SO ANXIOUS TO LEAVE US?

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MOTHER, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
THAT I WANT TO LEAVE,

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IT'S THAT I AM LEAVING.

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IT IS DESTINY,

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AND DESTINY IS
A DEMANDING MISTRESS.

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WHEN SHE CALLS YOU,
YOU CAN'T SAY,

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"OOH, IS IT ALL RIGHT
IF I SOAK IN THE TUB
FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES?"

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OR, "I'M NOT READY.

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I HAVEN'T COMBED
MY HAIR YET. OOH!"

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DESTINY WON'T HAVE ANY
OF THAT HOOEY, NO SIR.

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SHE WANTS YOU
DRESSED AND READY

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IN YOUR SPACE CAPTAIN
ROCKET SUIT BY 7:00 SHARP.

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SO YOU SEE, MOTHER,

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I MUST DO WHAT FATE
HAS DEMANDED OF ME...

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NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT
IT WILL BE FOR BOTH OF US.

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[SNORES]

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YES, YOU REST, MY SWEET.

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TOMORROW, YOUR CANDY MAN
IS OFF TO THE STARS.

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TOOT, TOOT!
AHOY, MATEYS!

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BRAK, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I WAS
AT THE MOVIES, MOM.

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FOR 36 HOURS?

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I MUST HAVE LOST
TRACK OF TIME.

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ALL THE HYPE WAS
TRUE, MOM.

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IF YOU SEE
ONE FILM
IN YOUR LIFE,

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MAKE SURE IT'S
ASS DISASTER 4.

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WELL, I'M JUST GLAD
YOU'RE HOME SAFE.

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YEAH, ME, TOO.

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BRAK, WHERE THE HECK
DID YOU PUT

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MY NIGHT VISION
PARTY GOGGLES?

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I NEED THEM
FOR MY MISSION.

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HEY, I NEED
SOME COLOGNE,
A SLEDGEHAMMER,

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AND A RAINCOAT--NOW!

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OOH, SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S
GOT HIMSELF A DATE.

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

225
00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:10,532
ZORAK HAS A LOVER.

226
00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:11,433
[KISSING SOUNDS]

227
00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:15,070
OH, BABE, I LOVE YOU.
THIS IS GOOD STUFF.

228
00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:16,605
[KISSING SOUNDS]

229
00:08:16,672 --> 00:08:18,607
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I LOVE YOU, TOO, ZORAK.

230
00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:19,642
[SMACK]

231
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,276
DOLT!

232
00:08:20,342 --> 00:08:21,310
I GUESS
I HAD THAT COMING.

233
00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:24,046
OH, IT'S SO WONDERFUL
TO BE IN LOVE,

234
00:08:24,113 --> 00:08:24,847
ISN'T IT, DARLING?

235
00:08:24,914 --> 00:08:25,748
YEAH, JUST DON'T
PROCREATE.

236
00:08:25,814 --> 00:08:27,549
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO GET.

237
00:08:27,616 --> 00:08:29,985
HEY, ZORAK, WHAT'S
THAT THING ON YOUR ARM?

238
00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,054
OH, THAT'S
MY NEW TAT.
CHECK IT OUT.

239
00:08:32,121 --> 00:08:35,224
Brak: "PEPPER--
MY SPICY BABY."

240
00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:38,060
THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER.
WHO MADE THAT UP?

241
00:08:38,127 --> 00:08:38,894
PEPPER DID.

242
00:08:38,961 --> 00:08:40,029
SHE'S GOT BRAINS
AND A BODY

243
00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:43,432
THAT DOESN'T STOP
TILL IT GETS
TO THE LAST STOP.

244
00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:44,433
HMM, PEPPER.

245
00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,802
SAY, HONEY, ISN'T THAT
THE NAME OF THE YOUNG LADY

246
00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:47,903
WHO STOPPED BY
THIS MORNING

247
00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:49,038
ASKING THOSE
SURVEY QUESTIONS?

248
00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:52,207
OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE
THAT DIDN'T LIKE
MY HAPPY DANCE?

249
00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:53,709
I DON'T REMEMBER.

250
00:08:53,776 --> 00:08:54,443
[RUMBLING]

251
00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,911
AAH! THE MOTHER SHIP
HAS ARRIVED!

252
00:08:55,978 --> 00:08:57,713
MY PEOPLE HAVE COME FOR ME!

253
00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:58,380
WHOO-HOO!

254
00:08:58,447 --> 00:09:00,716
I'M RIGHT HERE,
MOTHER SHIP!

255
00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:01,650
HELLO TO YOU!

256
00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:05,154
Brak: HEY, LOOK, ZORAK.
THERE'S YOUR LOVER.

257
00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,055
[BRAK GROWLS]

258
00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:08,824
Voice: GREETINGS,
SPECIAL AGENT PEPPER.

259
00:09:08,891 --> 00:09:10,459
GREETINGS,
COMMODORE.

260
00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:12,061
OH, HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT?

261
00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:13,595
PEPPER WORKS
FOR THE MOTHER SHIP.

262
00:09:13,662 --> 00:09:14,596
Zorak: WHAT?

263
00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:18,067
PEPPER, HAVE YOU COMPLETED
THE SELECTION PROCESS?

264
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,335
YES, COMMODORE.

265
00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:22,037
I HAVE CHOSEN
THE LUCKY ONE.

266
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:22,771
EXCELLENT.

267
00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,506
GIVE US
THE COORDINATES.

268
00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:27,343
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

269
00:09:29,545 --> 00:09:30,879
WAIT,
I'M RIGHT HERE!

270
00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:34,616
WHOO-HOO!
YOU'RE MAKING
A MISTAKE.

271
00:09:38,253 --> 00:09:39,788
[MOTHER GASPS]
SISTO!

272
00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:40,522
[FARTS]

273
00:09:40,589 --> 00:09:43,258
Father:
WHO'S SISTO?

274
00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:44,793
Commodore: THE LUCKY ONE
IS ON BOARD.

275
00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:47,796
FIRST-RATE WORK, PEPPER.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

276
00:09:47,863 --> 00:09:49,598
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.

277
00:09:49,665 --> 00:09:51,700
WHEN SHE SAID "MAN"
JUST NOW,

278
00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,869
SHE DIDN'T MEAN
MAN-MAN,

279
00:09:53,936 --> 00:09:56,839
SHE MEANT WO-MAN...

280
00:09:56,905 --> 00:09:57,573
RIGHT?

281
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,941
WELL, I REALLY, UH...

282
00:09:59,008 --> 00:09:59,975
Commodore:
COME, PEPPER.

283
00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:03,178
IT IS TIME YOU RETURNED
TO YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN.

284
00:10:03,245 --> 00:10:03,846
[GASPS]

285
00:10:03,912 --> 00:10:05,214
DID YOU HEAR
THAT, ZORAK?

286
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,115
SHE'S MARRIED!

287
00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:07,483
YOU'VE GIVEN
YOUR HEART

288
00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:08,450
TO A MARRIED
WOMAN.

289
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,219
SHE'S NOT A WOMAN,
YOU IDIOT.

290
00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:11,186
SHE'S A DUDE.

291
00:10:11,253 --> 00:10:13,055
PEPPER, YOU'RE A DUDE!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

292
00:10:13,122 --> 00:10:15,958
IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I USUALLY FEEL
I HAVE TO EXPLAIN.

293
00:10:16,025 --> 00:10:19,261
YOU DON'T GO AROUND
TELLING PEOPLE
WHAT GENDER YOU ARE,

294
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:21,296
YOU JUST KIND OF ASSUME
THAT THEY KNOW.

295
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,632
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE HIGH VOICE?

296
00:10:23,699 --> 00:10:25,034
WE ALL TALK
THIS WAY.

297
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:25,934
HE'S RIGHT.

298
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,937
ECCHH.
YOU DUPED ME,
YOU FRIGGIN' DUPER.

299
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,339
YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME?

300
00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:33,442
YOU NEVER HAD
A CHANCE,
LITTLE MAN.

301
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,978
[GIGGLES]

302
00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:37,679
I DIDN'T WANT
TO GO, ANYWAY.

303
00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:41,183
I COULD NEVER LEAVE
MY PRECIOUS FAMILY.

304
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,084
OH, PLEASE.

305
00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:45,354
IT IS TIME TO DEPART.
COME ALONG, PEPPER.

306
00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,656
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I FELL FOR THIS.

307
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:48,757
HOW DID I NOT KNOW?

308
00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:51,360
UH, HEY, BUDDY,
LET'S JUST KEEP
OUR LITTLE BUSINESS

309
00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:52,361
BETWEEN US, OK?

310
00:10:52,428 --> 00:10:55,464
I WAS EXPERIMENTING.
IT GETS LONELY ON THE ROAD.

311
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,399
SEE YOU LATER, CHUM.

312
00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:59,701
Commodore: AND NOW,
WE BID YOU FAREWELL.

313
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,437
BUT FIRST,
A QUESTION:

314
00:11:01,503 --> 00:11:04,339
HOW LONG DO YOU
GENERALLY COOK YOURSELVES

315
00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:05,507
BEFORE YOU'RE READY
TO BE EATEN

316
00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:08,911
BY A SHIP FULL
OF VERY HUNGRY
SPACE TRAVELERS?

317
00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:10,612
I FOUND
THE RECIPE, SIR.

318
00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,615
NEVER MIND.
NICE WORK, COOKIE.
GET A ROPE.

319
00:11:13,682 --> 00:11:15,951
[BRAK LAUGHING]

320
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:17,920
OH, LOOK
AT THOSE DONKEYS.

321
00:11:17,986 --> 00:11:19,321
Zorak:
WHAT A FRIGGIN' GYP.

322
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,923
LOOK AT THEM. OH!

323
00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,357
[LAUGHING HEARTILY]

324
00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:24,493
OH, BOY!
IT GETS ME EVERY TIME!

325
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,328
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DID IT!

326
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,496
OH, NO, HERE COMES
THE GOOD PART...

327
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,765
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328
00:11:29,832 --> 00:11:33,569
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