1 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,159 Five, six, seven, eight! 2 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,286 (UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,270 Anybody seen the Kelly Sisters? 4 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,650 You, you're up in five. 5 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,993 - VELMA: Keep the change, Joe. - Thanks. 6 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,598 Velma, where you been? And where's Veronica? 7 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,935 - She's not herself tonight. - But they paid to see a sister act! 8 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,480 Don't sweat it. I can do it alone. 9 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,165 Shit. 10 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,428 Come on, Velma, move it. Hurry up. 11 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,222 You're killing me here. 12 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:22,433 Ladies and gentlemen, 13 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:28,689 the Onyx Club is proud to present Chicago's hottest dancing duo, 14 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,567 two jazz babes moving as one. 15 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,237 The Kelly Sisters! 16 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,905 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 17 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:51,754 ♪ Come on, babe why don't we paint the town? 18 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,591 ♪ And all that jazz 19 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,720 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down 20 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,100 ♪ And all that jazz 21 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,728 ♪ Start the car, I know a whoopee spot 22 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,607 ♪ Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot 23 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,736 ♪ It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl 24 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:19,198 ♪ And all that 25 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,536 ♪ Jazz 26 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,204 ♪ Skiddoo 27 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,124 ♪ And all that jazz 28 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,333 ♪ Hotcha 29 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,460 ♪ Whoopee 30 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,048 ♪ And all that jazz 31 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,616 ♪ Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes 32 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,036 ♪ And all that jazz 33 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:09,373 ♪ I hear that Father Dip is gonna blow the blues 34 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,501 ♪ And all that jazz 35 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,755 ♪ Hold on, hon, we're gonna bunny hug 36 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:19,425 ♪ I bought some aspirin down at United Drug 37 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,095 ♪ In case you shake apart and want a brand new start 38 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,430 ♪ To do 39 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,182 ♪ That 40 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,186 ♪ Jazz ♪ 41 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:34,357 - FRED: Let's go, babe. - But I didn't even meet your friend. 42 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,151 - That manager guy. - Don't worry, Roxie. 43 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:40,071 - It's all taken care of. - You told him about me? 44 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,698 Yeah, kid. It's all arranged. 45 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,993 ♪ Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose 46 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,705 ♪ And all that jazz 47 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,750 ♪ Right up here is where I store the juice 48 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,712 ♪ And all that jazz 49 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,674 ♪ Come on, babe, we're gonna brush the sky 50 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:03,052 ♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high 51 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,764 ♪ Cos in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear 52 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,808 ♪ To all 53 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,476 ♪ That 54 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,396 ♪ Jazz? 55 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,776 ♪ You're gonna see your Sheba shimmy-shake 56 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,861 ♪ And all that jazz 57 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,408 ♪ Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break 58 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,576 ♪ And all that jazz 59 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,372 ♪ Show her where to park her girdle 60 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,291 ♪ Her mother's blood would curdle 61 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,336 ♪ If she'd hear her baby's queer 62 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,421 ♪ For all 63 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,506 ♪ That 64 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,801 ♪ Jazz ♪ 65 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,429 Oh! 66 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,139 (LAUGHING) 67 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,100 - Hello, Miss Borusewicz. - Mrs Hart. 68 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,519 This is Fred. 69 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,272 He's my brother. 70 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,484 ♪ All that 71 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,529 ♪ Jazz 72 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,287 ♪ Come on, babe why don't we paint the town? 73 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,455 ♪ And all that jazz 74 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,710 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down 75 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,003 ♪ And all that jazz 76 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,300 ♪ Start the car, I know a whoopee spot 77 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,470 ♪ Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot 78 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:31,057 ♪ It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl 79 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,141 ♪ And all 80 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,101 ♪ That 81 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,520 ♪ Jazz ♪ 82 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,564 ROXIE: Say it again, Fred. 83 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,191 You're a star, kid. 84 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,318 My little shooting star! 85 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,573 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife 86 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,993 ♪ But, oh, I love my life 87 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,622 ♪ And all 88 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,792 ♪ That 89 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,880 ♪ Jazz 90 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,215 ♪ That jazz ♪ 91 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,508 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 92 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,259 (ROXIE MOANING) 93 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,303 Say it again, Fred. 94 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,848 Jesus. 95 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,227 (ROXIE LAUGHS) 96 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:21,273 Where's the fire, huh? Amos ain't home till midnight. 97 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,652 Freddie? 98 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:27,905 Fred? 99 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:38,124 I don't want you to feel I'm nagging or anything, 100 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:42,211 but don't you think it's time I met your friend down at the Onyx? 101 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,382 I mean, it's been a month since you told him about me. 102 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,677 I know, 103 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:54,140 cos that was the night Velma Kelly plugged her husband and her sister. 104 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,266 (TOILET FLUSHING) 105 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:58,811 You know, they say that she found them in the kip together. 106 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,439 Gosh, if I ever found Amos slipping it to somebody else, 107 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,652 boy, I'd throw him a party. A great big going-away party. 108 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,571 It's getting late. 109 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,489 I have been thinking a lot about my act. 110 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:11,824 When I get a good idea, 111 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,368 I put it in my diary before it goes out of my head. 112 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,912 You know what occurred to me the other day, 113 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:20,082 that all the really, really knockout acts 114 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,794 have something a little different going on, you know? 115 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:27,173 Like a signature bit. 116 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:33,095 And I thought that my thing could be aloof, you know? 117 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,432 Give 'em just enough to get 'em good and hungry, 118 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,268 but always leave 'em wanting more. 119 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:45,608 Once I get a name for myself, maybe we could open a club of our own. 120 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,278 You could run it and I could be the headliner. 121 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:52,615 - What's the idea? - Wake up, kiddo. 122 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:56,243 - You ain't never gonna have an act. - Says who? 123 00:08:56,661 --> 00:09:01,582 You're a two-bit talent with skinny legs. I'm just a furniture salesman. 124 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,751 Yeah, but you got connections. 125 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,961 - That guy at the club. - There is no guy. 126 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,423 - That night... - Was my first time in that joint. 127 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,301 I was collecting on a bet from the trombone player. 128 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,387 So you never told anyone about me? 129 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,098 Sugar, you are hot stuff. 130 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,310 I would've said anything to get a piece of that. 131 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,896 And now? Now? 132 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,233 We had some laughs. Let's leave it at that. 133 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,400 Fred! 134 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,863 You can't do this to me. 135 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,490 Would you get off? 136 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,493 (YELLS) 137 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,872 You touch me again, I'll put your lights out! 138 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,251 Wait! 139 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,420 Your husband will be home soon. Why don't you wash? 140 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,799 - (CRYING) You're a liar, Fred. - Yeah, so what? 141 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,801 You lied to me. 142 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,763 That's life, sweetheart. That's life. 143 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,142 Son of a bitch. You're a son of a bitch! 144 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,278 You're a son of a bitch! 145 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,035 ♪ Hotcha 146 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,623 ♪ Whoopee ♪ 147 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,043 Why you bothering, Sal? This one's all wrapped up. 148 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,545 I hear it's a new city record. 149 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,464 From killing to confession in an hour, flat. 150 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,258 Where did you get the weapon? 151 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:38,804 I keep a gun in the underwear drawer. Just in case of trouble, you know. 152 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,390 That's just fine. Sign right there, Mr Hart. 153 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,976 Freely and gladly, freely and gladly. 154 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,312 Don't say we beat it out of you in court. 155 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:51,400 - I surrendered of my own free will. - Isn't he the cheerful murderer? 156 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,360 Shooting a burglar ain't murder. 157 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,154 Just last week a jury thanked a man. 158 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:59,199 I'm always grateful for citizens who know the law. Get in there. 159 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,243 You, too. 160 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,913 Sit down. 161 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,960 OK. From the top. 162 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,630 A man has a right to protect his home and loved ones. 163 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,174 Of course he has. 164 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,926 I come home from the garage and he's climbing in the window. 165 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,094 Uh-huh. 166 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,181 With my wife Roxie laying there, sleeping like an angel. 167 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,682 That true, Mrs Hart? 168 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,894 God's honest truth. My wife had nothing to do with it. 169 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,521 She wouldn't hurt a worm. Not even a worm. 170 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:33,108 It wasn't till my first shot she even opened her eyes. 171 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,401 She's a heavy sleeper. 172 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,905 She could sleep through the St Paddy's Day parade. 173 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,866 Think what would've happened if I went for a beer 174 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,870 instead of coming straight home? Makes you sick to think about it. 175 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,500 BANDLEADER: For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song 176 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:54,046 of love and devotion, dedicated to her dear husband, Amos. 177 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,635 ♪ Sometimes I'm right 178 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,221 ♪ Sometimes I'm wrong 179 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,224 ♪ But he doesn't care 180 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,727 ♪ He'll string along 181 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,772 ♪ He loves me so 182 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:16,235 ♪ That funny honey of mine 183 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,241 ♪ Sometimes I'm down 184 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,660 ♪ Sometimes I'm up 185 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,246 ♪ But he follows round 186 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,291 ♪ Like some droopy-eyed pup 187 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,045 ♪ He loves me so 188 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:38,424 ♪ That funny honey of mine 189 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,886 Even after I shot him, he kept coming at me, so I pulled the trigger again. 190 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,931 ♪ He ain't no sheik 191 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,933 ♪ That's no great physique 192 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,646 ♪ And Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts 193 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,400 ♪ But look at that soul 194 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,902 ♪ I tell you, that whole 195 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:05,492 ♪ Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts 196 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:12,416 ♪ And if you knew him like me 197 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,920 ♪ I know you'd agree 198 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,716 ♪ What if the world 199 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,802 ♪ Slandered my name? 200 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,722 ♪ Why, he'd be right there 201 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,601 ♪ Taking the blame 202 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,812 ♪ He loves me so 203 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:39,735 ♪ And it all suits me fine 204 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:45,782 ♪ That funny, sunny, honey 205 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:49,203 ♪ Hubby of mine 206 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,081 Just suppose that he had violated her or something. 207 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,375 - Know what I mean? Violated? - I know. 208 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,003 Or something. Think how terrible that'd be. 209 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,339 Good thing I was on time. I'm telling you that! 210 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,508 ♪ He loves me so 211 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,759 I'm telling you that! 212 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,428 ♪ That funny honey of mine 213 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:10,098 - Name of deceased, Fred Casely. - Fred Casely? 214 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,268 How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him. He sold us our furniture. 215 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,480 He gave us 10% off. 216 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:20,317 ♪ Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts 217 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,069 She told me he was a burglar. 218 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,738 - He was dead when you got home? - Covered up. 219 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,200 She told me some cock and bull story about this burglar, 220 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,827 and how if I said I did it, I was sure to get off. 221 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,664 "Help me, Amos," she says, "in my hour of need." 222 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,791 ♪ Now he's shot off his trap 223 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,419 ♪ I can't stand that sap! 224 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:43,465 ♪ Look at him go, ratting on me 225 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,050 Two-timing me, huh? 226 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,845 ♪ With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be! 227 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,556 ♪ If they string me up 228 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,641 I work my butt off 14 hours a day. 229 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,310 ♪ I'll know who bought the twine 230 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,521 She's tramping around! Damn floozy! 231 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,731 Thought she'd pull the wool over my eyes? 232 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:06,780 ♪ That scummy, crummy, dummy hubby of mine ♪ 233 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,741 Boy, what a sap I was. 234 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,579 You double-crossing blabbermouth! 235 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,331 - You promised to stick by me... - What? You been stringing me, Roxanne! 236 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,416 (SHUSHING) 237 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,752 You said a burglar! The whole time you've been jazzing him. 238 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,672 You are a disloyal husband! 239 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,011 Look, it's true. I shot him. 240 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,805 In self-defence. He was trying to burgle me. 241 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:36,351 From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for a month. 242 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,688 - So what do you say, missus? - That's him, alright. 243 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,148 Thank you. 244 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,609 Your story doesn't wash, Mrs Hart. 245 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,444 So try this on for size. 246 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,614 Casely was fun on the side with Goofy here as a meal ticket. 247 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,617 Meal ticket? He couldn't buy my liquor. 248 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,870 And Fred Casely could? With a wife and five kids? 249 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,538 Did he forget to mention them? 250 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,585 - What? - All his. 251 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,047 (WHISPERS) That bastard! 252 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,843 That bastard! Yeah, I killed him and I would kill him again. 253 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,138 Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown. Come on! 254 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,560 This is the corner house. Here they come. 255 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,189 This way, honey. Come on, why hide such a beautiful face? 256 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:26,318 - Why did you shoot him? - Smile, like a toothpaste ad. 257 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,071 Enjoy it while you can. Take this down. 258 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,199 The DA says this is a hanging case. 259 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,826 - I'll go to the jury tomorrow. - What do you mean, hanging? 260 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,788 Not so tough now. Take her down to Cook County Jail. 261 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,583 Give me a headline. Was he cruel? Did he beat you? 262 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,836 What do you mean, hanging? 263 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,816 Morphine, opium, cocaine? 264 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,610 Arm length, 31 inches. 265 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,946 - Arm length, 31 inches. - Height. 266 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,869 Matron's on her way, so don't get too cosy. 267 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,498 Put out that cigarette! 268 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,003 Ever had Morton before? 269 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,554 She's fine, as long as you keep her happy. 270 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,976 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 271 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,271 the Keeper of the Keys, the Countess of the Clink, 272 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:48,692 the Mistress of Murderers' Row, Matron Mama Morton! 273 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,819 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 274 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,707 ♪ Ask any of the chickies in my pen 275 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,837 ♪ They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen 276 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:14,968 ♪ I love them all and all of them love me 277 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,805 ♪ Because the system works, the system called 278 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:24,770 ♪ Reciprocity 279 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:26,980 MAN: On your feet. 280 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,359 Welcome, ladies. 281 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,529 ♪ Got a little motto 282 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,115 ♪ Always sees me through 283 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,743 ♪ When you're good to Mama 284 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,204 ♪ Mama's good to you ♪ 285 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,249 You may think I'm here to make your life a living hell. That's not true. 286 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,294 ♪ There's a lot of favours 287 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,797 ♪ I'm prepared to do 288 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,883 ♪ You do one for Mama 289 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,719 ♪ She'll do one for you ♪ 290 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,846 I can be a friend, if you let me. 291 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:03,767 If something upsets you or makes you unhappy in any way, 292 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,562 don't shoot your mouth off to me. I don't give a shit. Move it out! 293 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,649 ♪ They say that life is tit for tat 294 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,068 ♪ And that's the way I live 295 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,904 ♪ So I deserve a lot of tat 296 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,281 ♪ For what I've got to give 297 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,868 ♪ Don't you know that this hand 298 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,204 ♪ Washes that one, too? 299 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,082 ♪ When you're good to Mama 300 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:32,587 ♪ Mama's good to you ♪ 301 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,636 - Let's go. - You must be Hart. 302 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,099 - Ain't you the pretty one? - Thank you, ma'am. 303 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,268 No, call me Mama. 304 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,520 I'm here to take care of you. 305 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:53,066 You'll be habitating in the East Block. Murderers' Row, we call it. 306 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,402 Oh, is that nicer? 307 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,080 I don't think I belong here. 308 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:10,000 - I didn't do anything wrong. - No need to tell me. 309 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,962 I never heard of a man getting killed who didn't have it coming. 310 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,798 Hey, Mama. Come here. 311 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,301 Velma Kelly. 312 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,012 You're the Velma Kelly. 313 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:26,224 You know, I was there the night you got arrested. 314 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,518 Yeah, you and half of Chicago. 315 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,647 Look, Mama. An editorial denouncing me in Redbook magazine. 316 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,609 "Not in memory do we recall 317 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,320 "so fiendish and horrible a double homicide." 318 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,406 - You couldn't buy that publicity. - Couldn't buy it? 319 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,994 I guess I can keep this, then. 320 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,997 Nice try. 321 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,667 ♪ If you want my gravy 322 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,128 ♪ Pepper my ragout 323 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,131 ♪ Spice it up for Mama 324 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,301 ♪ She'll get hot for you 325 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,182 ♪ When they pass that basket 326 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,727 ♪ Folks contribute to 327 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,438 ♪ You put in for Mama 328 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,815 ♪ She'll put out for you 329 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,864 ♪ The folks atop the ladder 330 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,408 ♪ Are the ones the world adores 331 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,620 ♪ So boost me up my ladder, kid 332 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,539 ♪ And I'll boost you up yours 333 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,376 ♪ Let's all stroke together 334 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,212 ♪ Like the Princeton crew 335 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,131 ♪ When you're stroking Mama 336 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,218 ♪ Mama's stroking you 337 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,637 ♪ So what's the one conclusion 338 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,640 ♪ I could bring this number to? 339 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:53,103 ♪ When you're good to Mama 340 00:21:53,521 --> 00:22:00,402 ♪ Mama's good to you ♪ 341 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,863 (AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY) 342 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,370 ROXIE: Mama? 343 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,499 It's kind of freezing in here. 344 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,002 Is something wrong with the heat? 345 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,421 Not that I'm complaining, mind you, 346 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:23,717 but, if you got a couple of extra blankets tucked away... 347 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,388 Lights out, ladies. 348 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:43,987 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 349 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,196 OK. 350 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:51,661 (SOBBING) 351 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,048 (WATER DRIPPING) 352 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,827 ♪ Pop 353 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,287 ♪ Six 354 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,456 ♪ Squish 355 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,666 ♪ Uh-uh 356 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,502 ♪ Cicero 357 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:42,629 ♪ Lipschitz ♪ 358 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:51,930 And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail 359 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,892 in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango. 360 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,853 ♪ Lipschitz 361 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,734 ♪ Pop 362 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,694 ♪ Six 363 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,655 ♪ Squish 364 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,657 ♪ Uh-uh 365 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,700 ♪ Cicero 366 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,203 ♪ Lipschitz 367 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,163 ♪ Pop ♪ Six 368 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,207 ♪ Squish ♪ Uh-uh 369 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,794 ♪ Cicero ♪ Lipschitz 370 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,420 ♪ Pop ♪ Six 371 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,463 ♪ Squish ♪ Uh-uh 372 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,298 ♪ Cicero ♪ Lipschitz 373 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,424 ♪ Pop ♪ Six 374 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:29,509 ♪ Squish ♪ Uh-uh 375 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,469 ♪ Cicero ♪ Lipschitz 376 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:35,515 ♪ He had it coming 377 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:39,144 ♪ He only had himself to blame 378 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,271 ♪ If you'd have been there 379 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,772 ♪ If you'd have seen it 380 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,151 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same 381 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,235 ♪ Pop ♪ Six 382 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,319 ♪ Squish ♪ Uh-uh 383 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,654 ♪ Cicero ♪ Lipschitz 384 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:50,989 ♪ Pop ♪ Six 385 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,031 ♪ Squish ♪ Uh-uh 386 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,741 ♪ Cicero ♪ Lipschitz ♪ 387 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,328 You know how people have little habits that get you down? 388 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,581 Like Bernie. 389 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,418 Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. 390 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,086 Pop. 391 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:08,214 So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, 392 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,342 looking for a little sympathy, and there's Bernie, 393 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:14,429 lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. 394 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,765 No, not chewing. Popping! 395 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:22,478 So I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..." 396 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,189 (SIGHS) 397 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,356 And he did. 398 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,483 So I took the shotgun off the wall 399 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:31,154 and I fired two warning shots. 400 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,157 Into his head. 401 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,077 ♪ He had it coming 402 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:42,415 ♪ He only had himself to blame 403 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,169 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it 404 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:49,547 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same 405 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,554 ♪ He had it coming... ♪ 406 00:25:56,639 --> 00:26:00,141 I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago, 407 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:04,103 and he told me he was single. We hit it off right away. 408 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:08,191 So we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, 409 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,818 I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. 410 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,904 And then I found out. 411 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:17,408 Single he told me. Single my ass! 412 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:21,412 Not only was he married, no. He had six wives. 413 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,831 One of those Mormons, you know. 414 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,126 So that night, when he came home from work, 415 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,796 I fixed him his drink, as usual. 416 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,551 You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic. 417 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:39,806 ♪ He had it coming 418 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:43,559 ♪ He took a flower in its prime 419 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:46,604 ♪ And then he used it And he abused it 420 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,275 ♪ It was a murder, but not a crime ♪ 421 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,444 I'm standing in the kitchen, 422 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,864 carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business. 423 00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:00,285 In storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. 424 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:03,454 "You been screwing the milkman," he says. He was crazy. 425 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:06,666 "You've been screwing the milkman." 426 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,794 And then he ran into my knife. 427 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,463 He ran into my knife 10 times. 428 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,219 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it 429 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,806 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same ♪ 430 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,183 (SPEAKING HUNGARIAN) 431 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,455 Yeah, but did you do it? 432 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,291 Uh-uh. Not guilty. 433 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,795 ♪ He had it coming ♪ 434 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:56,007 My sister Veronica and I had this double act, 435 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,718 and my husband, Charlie, travelled with us. 436 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:02,430 For the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. 437 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:06,434 One, two, three, four, five. Splits, spread eagles, 438 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,145 back-flips, flip-flops, one after the other. 439 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:13,566 So, this one night before the show, we're down at the Hotel Cicero, 440 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:17,445 the three of us, boozing, having a few laughs. 441 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,990 And we run out of ice, so I go out to get some. 442 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:24,535 I come back, open the door, 443 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:28,581 and there's Veronica and Charlie, doing number 17. 444 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,876 The spread eagle! 445 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,504 Well, I was in such a state of shock 446 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:38,049 I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. 447 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:42,220 It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, 448 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,097 I even knew they were dead. 449 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,226 ♪ They had it coming ♪ They had it coming 450 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,896 ♪ They had it coming all along 451 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,566 ♪ I didn't do it, but if I done it 452 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:59,153 ♪ How could you tell me that I was wrong? 453 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,867 ♪ They had it coming ♪ They had it coming 454 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:08,579 ♪ They had it coming all along 455 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,541 ♪ I didn't do it, but if I done it 456 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:16,003 ♪ How could you tell me that I was wrong? ♪ 457 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,757 I loved Al Lipschitz more than I could possibly say. 458 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:21,551 He was a real artistic guy. 459 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:24,762 Sensitive. A painter. 460 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:27,098 But he was always trying to find himself. 461 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:30,893 He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way, 462 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:35,982 he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. 463 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,735 I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. 464 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:44,198 He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead. 465 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:51,956 ♪ The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! 466 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,710 ♪ They had it coming 467 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:59,297 ♪ They had it coming all along 468 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:03,009 ♪ And if they used us Then they abused us 469 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:06,179 ♪ How could you tell us that we were wrong? 470 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:10,141 ♪ He had it coming ♪ He had it coming 471 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,811 ♪ He only had himself to blame 472 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:17,440 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it 473 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,151 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same 474 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,737 ♪ Pop that gum once more... ♪ Single my ass! 475 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,280 ♪ Ten times! 476 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:27,617 ♪ Number 17, the spread eagle ♪ Artistic differences 477 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,452 ♪ Pop 478 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,370 ♪ Six 479 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,414 ♪ Squish 480 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,333 ♪ Uh-uh 481 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,251 ♪ Cicero 482 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,045 ♪ Lipschitz ♪ 483 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,513 - Who belongs to them? - What's it to you? 484 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,224 Nothing. Heard they were Velma's. 485 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:54,852 Yeah, the Hunyak does all her laundry for a buck a week. 486 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:08,324 - Fresh towels for the can. - Make it quick. 487 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,792 MAMA: Hear me out. Billy Flynn set your trial date for March 5th. 488 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,544 March 7th, you'll be acquitted. 489 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:22,547 March 8th, you know what Mama's gonna do for you? 490 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,258 Put you back on the vaudeville circuit. 491 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:26,551 VELMA: Now you're an agent? 492 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:30,972 MAMA: Without a private line in your cell, all the calls go through me. 493 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,517 - What kind of dough are we talking? - It's a crazy world. 494 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:38,354 Babe Ruth is wearing rouge and playing the Palace for 5,000 a week. 495 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,731 And what about someone with real talent? 496 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:43,776 Well, I can talk to the boys at William Morris. 497 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,903 Due to your sensational activities, 498 00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:49,448 - they think they can get you 2,500. - 2,500? 499 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,493 The most me and Veronica made was 350. 500 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,745 MAMA: Well, now you got the right representation. 501 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:58,958 You know, Mama? I always wanted to play Big Jim Colosimo's. 502 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,210 Do you think you can get me that? 503 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:03,796 Big Jim's? I don't know. 504 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,216 - It'll take another phone call. - And how much will that cost? 505 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,677 Come on, Vel. You know how I feel about you. 506 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:13,806 You're like family, one of my own. I'll do it for 50 bucks. 507 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,933 Fifty bucks for a phone call? 508 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,645 You must get a lot of wrong numbers, Mama. 509 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,194 Oh, Miss Kelly. Got your personals. 510 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,656 Freshly pressed by yours truly. No, no, it's my pleasure. 511 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,660 Listen, can I ask you something? 512 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:40,249 You know that Harrison guy? He said that what I done is a hanging case 513 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:43,294 and he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty. 514 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,964 - Yeah, so? - So, I'm scared. 515 00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:49,342 I sure would appreciate some advice. 516 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:53,054 Especially from someone I admire as much as you. 517 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,806 I've always wanted to be on the stage. 518 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,434 Really? What's your talent? Washing and drying? 519 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,437 No. I dance in the chorus. 520 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,521 Oh. 521 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:05,191 - Before I met my husband, Amos. - Honey, you want advice? 522 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,486 Here it is, direct from me to you. 523 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:12,406 Keep your paws off my underwear, OK? 524 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,118 Yeah, OK. 525 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:18,746 Thanks. 526 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:23,751 - For nothin'. - She's something, ain't she? 527 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:28,172 No matter how big she gets, she's still as common as ever. 528 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,465 I'd like to help you, dearie. 529 00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:34,011 Take a load off. 530 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,517 So, what you gonna use for grounds? 531 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,435 - Grounds? - What'll you tell the jury? 532 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,688 I just figured I'd tell 'em the truth. 533 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,815 - The truth? - Yeah. 534 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,818 - That's a ticket to the death house. - Holy Mother of God. 535 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:52,947 Oh, relax. In this town, murder's a form of entertainment. 536 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:57,159 Besides, in 47 years, Cook County ain't never hung a woman yet. 537 00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,246 So, the odds are 47 to one that they won't hang you. 538 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,206 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 539 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,793 You're talking to the wrong people. You need Billy Flynn. 540 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,713 - Who? - Billy Flynn. 541 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:11,132 The best criminal lawyer in Illinois. 542 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,884 What he don't know about juries and women... 543 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:17,388 - How do you get this Billy Flynn? - Not by praying, dearie. 544 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,224 First you give me $100, then I make a phone call. 545 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,684 $100? Well, you just... 546 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,188 It seems pretty steep for a phone call. 547 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,815 Oh, but he's worth every cent. 548 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:32,194 I mean, he's never lost a case for a female client yet. 549 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,864 With a sweet little puss like yours, well, 550 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:37,408 let's say justice ain't blind in Chicago. 551 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,119 - He's never lost a case? - Never. 552 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:44,498 Every girl in this place would kill to have Billy Flynn represent her. 553 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,084 ♪ Billy 554 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,172 ♪ We want 555 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,633 ♪ Billy 556 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:58,387 ♪ B-l 557 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,890 ♪ Double-L-Y 558 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,769 ♪ We're all 559 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:09,023 ♪ His 560 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:12,276 ♪ He's our 561 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,821 ♪ Kind of a guy 562 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,365 ♪ And, ooh, what luck 563 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:25,372 ♪ Cos here he is 564 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:30,544 Ladies and gentlemen, the silver-tongued prince of courtrooms, 565 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,421 the one, the only, 566 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,381 Billy Flynn! 567 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,351 ♪ I don't care about expensive things 568 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,811 ♪ Cashmere coats 569 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:51,148 ♪ Diamond rings Don't mean a thing 570 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:54,318 ♪ All I care about is love 571 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,529 ♪ That's what I'm here for 572 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:59,657 ♪ I don't care for wearing silk cravats 573 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:05,079 ♪ Ruby studs, satin spats Don't mean a thing 574 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,665 ♪ All I care about is love 575 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:10,584 ♪ All he cares about is love 576 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,921 ♪ Give me two eyes of blue 577 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,091 ♪ Softly saying... ♪ I need you 578 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,678 ♪ Let me see her standing there 579 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,723 ♪ And honest, Mister, I'm a millionaire 580 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,359 ♪ I don't care for any fine attire 581 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:39,071 ♪ Vanderbilt might admire 582 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,365 ♪ No, no, not me 583 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:46,453 ♪ All I care about is love ♪ All he cares about is love 584 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:47,997 (BILLY WHISTLING) 585 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,708 WOMAN: What about my trial date? 586 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,752 - Good morning, ladies. - (WOMAN PLEADING IN HUNGARIAN) 587 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:57,256 - Not guilty! - You tell 'em, sweetheart. 588 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,093 ♪ That's what he's here for 589 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,137 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 590 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,225 Miss Kelly, do you remember anything at all about that night? 591 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:11,478 I passed out, Miss Sunshine. I can't remember a thing. 592 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,064 - Only that I didn't do it. - Any idea who did? 593 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:18,235 No, but my client is offering a reward to anyone with information. 594 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,238 - How much is the reward? - I dunno. How much? 595 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:25,618 I'll work it out. No more questions. Miss Kelly and I have work to do. 596 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,290 What's all this about a reward? 597 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:35,085 Dumb reporters. They write it up wrong, you deny it. Thank you. 598 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,004 One more question! Over here. 599 00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,839 ♪ All he cares about is love 600 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:41,926 - Mr Flynn. I'm Roxie. Hart. - Who? 601 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:45,012 - Mama told you about me. - Right. The cute one. 602 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:49,058 - I was hoping you'd represent me. - Do you have $5,000? 603 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,351 (LAUGHS) 604 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:55,272 Gee, that's a lot of money. Mama didn't mention $5,000. 605 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:59,860 Lookit, Mr Flynn, I'm not very good at this sort of thing, 606 00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:05,407 but maybe we could make some sort of arrangement between us. 607 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,035 I can be an awfully good sport. 608 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,455 Good. You got that out of your system. Now, listen. 609 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:16,126 You mean just one thing to me. You call me when you got $5,000. 610 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,463 ♪ All he cares about is love 611 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:23,050 ♪ Show me long raven hair 612 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,885 ♪ Flowing down 613 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,720 ♪ About to there 614 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,807 ♪ When I see her running free 615 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:34,228 ♪ Keep your money, that's enough for me 616 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:41,026 ♪ I don't care for driving Packard cars 617 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:45,406 ♪ Or smokin' long buck cigars 618 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:50,786 ♪ No, no, not me All I care about is doing a guy in 619 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,414 ♪ Who's picking on you 620 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:59,253 ♪ Twisting the wrist that's turning the screw 621 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:05,092 ♪ All I care about 622 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:08,887 ♪ Is 623 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:16,103 ♪ Love! ♪ 624 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,028 Oh, he'll see you now. 625 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:31,201 - Well, hello, Andy. - Amos. My name is Amos. 626 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,578 That's right. Take a seat. 627 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,207 You know, you're a remarkable man. 628 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,292 Huh? 629 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,253 Your wife two-times you, plugs the guy, tries to frame you. 630 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:42,838 Most men would let her swing. 631 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:46,592 But no, you stick by her. Makes you a hero in my eyes. 632 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:50,387 - That's right. I'm a hero. - Did you bring the money? 633 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:57,311 I didn't do as well as I hoped, but I will, Mr Flynn. I will. 634 00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,939 This is only $1,000. 635 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:04,193 Plus 300 I borrowed from the guys down at the garage. 636 00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:08,739 There's 700 from the Building and Loan fund. 637 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,199 Two thousand. 638 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,534 And that's all I got so far. 639 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:15,412 But I'll give you $20 off my salary every week. 640 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,916 I'll give you notes with interest. 641 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,292 When you came to me, 642 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,920 I didn't ask if she was guilty or innocent. 643 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:26,215 I didn't ask if she was a drunk or a dope fiend. No. 644 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:29,384 All I said was, "Do you have $5,000?" You said, "Yes." 645 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:33,180 But you don't have $5,000. So I figure you're a dirty liar. 646 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,225 I don't waste my time with dirty liars. 647 00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:41,647 Look, 648 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,317 I'm real sorry, Mr Flynn. 649 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,653 On the other hand, 650 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:51,532 your devotion to your wife is really very, very touching. 651 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,368 I'll take your wife's case and I'll keep it, 652 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:55,994 because I play square. 653 00:40:58,248 --> 00:40:59,373 Now look, Hart. 654 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,126 I don't like to blow my own horn, 655 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,837 but, believe me, if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today 656 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:09,383 and if he had $5,000 and came to me, things would've been different. 657 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,219 Alright, here's what we do. 658 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:16,306 I'm gonna get Roxie's name on the front page of every newspaper. 659 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,643 Sweetest little jazz killer ever to hit Chicago. 660 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,020 That's the angle I'm after. 661 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,313 We make an announcement 662 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:26,650 that we'll have an auction to raise money for her defence. 663 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,653 They'll buy everything she's ever touched. 664 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,698 BILLY: Your shoes, dresses, perfume, underwear. 665 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:36,785 ROXIE: Victrola records! Like the one I was playing when I shot the bastard. 666 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:39,413 - I didn't hear that. - Not that I didn't have grounds. 667 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:41,582 - What are they? - For the trial. 668 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:45,878 Nobody will care about your defence unless they care about you. 669 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,755 So first we need some sympathy from the press. 670 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,632 They're not all pushovers. 671 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,594 But there is one thing they can never resist. 672 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,221 And that is a reformed sinner. 673 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,933 Right, what was your favourite subject in school? 674 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,352 (SCOFFS) I was a real dummy. 675 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,146 There must be something. 676 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,398 I did well at courtesy and hygiene. 677 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:10,277 - Perfect. You wanted to be a nun. - (LAUGHS) A nun? 678 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,363 - Where were you born? - On a chicken farm near Lubbock. 679 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:17,117 A beautiful home, every refinement. Where are your parents? 680 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:20,287 Probably on the front porch in their rocking chairs. 681 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:25,209 Parents dead. Family fortune lost, educated at the Sacred Heart. 682 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:29,379 You fell into a runaway marriage. Left you miserable, alone, unhappy. 683 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,965 Of course you got swept up in the mad whirl of this city. 684 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:35,886 Jazz, cabarets, liquor. Drawn like a moth to the flame. 685 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:38,805 - A moth? - Now the mad whirl has ceased 686 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,351 and you are a butterfly, crushed on the wheel! 687 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:45,145 So which is it? The moth or the butterfly? 688 00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:48,982 - You have sinned and you are sorry! - God, that's beautiful. 689 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,986 Cut out God. Stay where you're better acquainted. 690 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:57,449 BILLY: Kid, when I'm through with you, not only will you be acquitted, 691 00:42:57,533 --> 00:43:01,161 every man on the jury will want to take you home to meet his mother. 692 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,956 I was born on a beautiful southern convent. 693 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,875 - What? - Oh, holy shit! 694 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:10,170 - Oh, I'm never gonna get this straight. - Pipe down the swearing. 695 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:14,216 From here on in, you say nothing rougher than "Oh, dear". Try again. 696 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,884 I was born on... 697 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:32,109 (TOILET FLUSHING) 698 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,333 VELMA: I came up with some things to do on the stand. 699 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:52,462 I'll get all teary eyed and ask to borrow your handkerchief. 700 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:55,382 Then I thought I'd take a peek at the jury like this. 701 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,510 Flash 'em a bit of thigh. What do you think? 702 00:43:58,594 --> 00:43:59,720 Sounds great. 703 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:10,147 - Don't you want to hear the rest? - Tomorrow, kiddo. Top of my list. 704 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,983 Well, well, well. 705 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:16,403 Sorry to be late, Mr Flynn. 706 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:17,696 Hope you weren't too bored. 707 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:19,531 I like it. 708 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:24,745 I like it! 709 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:31,501 Pollyanna, I heard your press conference is tomorrow. 710 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,337 Yeah. What's it to you? 711 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,840 Well, you wanted my advice, right? Well, here it is. 712 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:41,678 Don't forget, Billy Flynn's number-one client is Billy Flynn. 713 00:44:41,763 --> 00:44:44,264 Meaning what? 714 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:48,477 Meaning don't let him hog the spotlight. 715 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:50,854 You're the one they pay to see. 716 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,735 BILLY: Remember, sell 'em one idea at a time. 717 00:44:56,819 --> 00:45:00,072 Yeah. I still see him coming at me with that look in his eyes. 718 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:02,949 - And? - We both reached for the gun. 719 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,620 That's right. You both reached for the gun. Ready? 720 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:07,954 Yeah. 721 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,625 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 722 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,008 Good day, gentlemen. Miss Sunshine. 723 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,803 My client has just entered a plea of not guilty. 724 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:26,223 We want a trial at the earliest possible date. Any questions? 725 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,271 - Miss Sunshine. - As you know, my paper is dry. 726 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:37,234 Do you have advice for girls on avoiding a life of jazz and drink? 727 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,904 Absolutely, yes. Mrs Hart feels it was the tragic combination 728 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:44,199 of liquor and jazz which led to her downfall. 729 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,742 Ladies and gentlemen, 730 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:49,121 I want to say how flattered I am that y'all came to see me. 731 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,832 - Mrs Hart is very... - You see I was a moth, 732 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,419 crushed on the wheel, you know? A butterfly drawn to the... 733 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,170 To the... 734 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:58,338 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 735 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,632 I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard. 736 00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:01,758 (ALL LAUGHING) 737 00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:03,218 Shut up, dummy. 738 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:07,180 Mr Billy Flynn in the Press Conference Rag. 739 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,266 Notice how his mouth never moves. 740 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,768 Almost. 741 00:46:11,853 --> 00:46:13,270 Where'd you come from? 742 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,105 ♪ Mississippi 743 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:16,523 And your parents? 744 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,567 ♪ Very wealthy 745 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:19,985 Where are they now? 746 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:21,903 ♪ Six feet under 747 00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:23,780 But she was granted one more start. 748 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,699 ♪ The Convent of the Sacred Heart 749 00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:36,251 ♪ When did you get here? ♪ 1920 750 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,754 ♪ How old were you? ♪ Don't remember 751 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:43,383 ♪ Then what happened? ♪ I met Amos 752 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:46,970 ♪ And he stole my heart away Convinced me to elope one day 753 00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:49,806 Poor dear, I can't believe what you've been through. 754 00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:53,602 A convent girl, a runaway marriage. Tell us, Roxie... 755 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,812 ♪ Who's Fred Casely? 756 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,772 ♪ My ex-boyfriend 757 00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:01,193 ♪ Why'd you shoot him? ♪ I was leavin' 758 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,321 ♪ Was he angry? ♪ Like a madman 759 00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:08,033 ♪ Still I said, "Fred, move along" She knew she was doing wrong 760 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:11,661 ♪ Then describe it ♪ He came toward me 761 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:15,165 ♪ With a pistol? ♪ From my bureau 762 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:18,585 ♪ Did you fight him? ♪ Like a tiger 763 00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:20,504 He had strength and she had none. 764 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:22,339 ♪ And yet we both reached for the gun 765 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,257 ♪ Oh yes, we both 766 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,176 ♪ Oh yes, we both reached for 767 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,969 ♪ The gun, oh yes 768 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,930 ♪ We both reached for the gun 769 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,848 ♪ Oh yes, they both 770 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,683 ♪ Oh yes, they both reached for 771 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,602 ♪ The gun, oh yes 772 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,604 ♪ They both reached for the gun 773 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:42,526 ♪ Understandable, understandable 774 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:46,279 ♪ Yes, it's perfectly understandable 775 00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:51,034 ♪ Comprehensible, comprehensible 776 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:54,287 ♪ Not a bit reprehensible 777 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:59,292 ♪ It's so defensible 778 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:04,881 ♪ How're you feeling? ♪ Very frightened 779 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,218 ♪ Are you sorry? ♪ Are you kidding? 780 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:11,805 ♪ What's your statement? ♪ All I'd say is 781 00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:15,475 ♪ Tho' my choo-choo jumped the track I'd give my life to bring him back 782 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,227 ♪ And? ♪ Stay away from 783 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,020 ♪ What? ♪ Jazz and liquor 784 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,730 ♪ And? ♪ And the men who 785 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,190 ♪ What? ♪ Play for fun 786 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:24,234 ♪ And what? ♪ That's the thought that 787 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,944 ♪ Yeah? ♪ Came upon me 788 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,530 ♪ When? ♪ When we both reached for the gun 789 00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:34,119 ♪ Understandable, understandable 790 00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:38,164 ♪ Yes, it's perfectly understandable 791 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:42,752 ♪ Comprehensible, comprehensible 792 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:46,423 ♪ Not a bit reprehensible 793 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:53,179 ♪ It's so defensible 794 00:48:55,850 --> 00:49:02,397 ♪ Oh yes, they both 795 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,649 ♪ Oh yes, they both reached for 796 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:05,859 Let me hear it! 797 00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:07,527 ♪ The gun 798 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:10,530 ♪ Oh, yes, they both reached for the gun 799 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:11,781 A little louder! 800 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:14,034 ♪ Oh yes, they both 801 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,453 ♪ Oh yes, they both reached for 802 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,705 ♪ The gun, oh yes 803 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,081 ♪ They both reached for the gun 804 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,458 Now you got it! 805 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:25,545 ♪ Oh yes, they both oh yes, they both reached for 806 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,922 ♪ The gun, oh yes 807 00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:30,550 ♪ They both reached for the gun 808 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,510 ♪ Oh yes, they both 809 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:35,138 ♪ Oh yes, they both reached for the gun 810 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:41,728 ♪ The gun 811 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:44,981 ♪ Both reached for 812 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:48,735 ♪ The 813 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:52,614 ♪ Gun 814 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,912 ♪ Both reached for the gun ♪ 815 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:05,001 MAN ON RADIO: Move over, AI Capone, 816 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:08,004 the Windy City has taken a new criminal to its heart. 817 00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:11,091 The name on everyone's lips is Roxie Hart, 818 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,344 the sweetest little lady ever accused of murder in Chicago. 819 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:17,597 Women want to look like her, fellas want to go out with her. 820 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,100 Some little girls even want to take her home. 821 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,102 Don't get any ideas, little lady! 822 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:25,146 Across town, the Assistant DA promises 823 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,899 the little sharp-shooter will swing before the year is out. 824 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,944 - She'll swing! - If he lives up to his word, 825 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,906 Assistant DA Harrison might become Governor Harrison some day. 826 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,325 Back at the scene of the crime, 827 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:40,745 everybody wants a little piece of Roxie Hart. 828 00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,374 This jar of cold cream set her husband back $20! 829 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:49,504 Maybe this pretty little lady will get some of that famous Roxie style. 830 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:53,842 It seems everybody these days is rooting for Roxie Hart! 831 00:50:57,096 --> 00:51:00,098 MAMA: Take those flowers to the orphanage. Make sure they know who sent them. 832 00:51:02,435 --> 00:51:07,063 So, kiddo, given any thought to what you'll do after Billy gets you off? 833 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:10,650 - Yeah. I'd like to go on the stage. - I figured as much. 834 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:14,696 - I already called the Morris office. - Really? 835 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:16,239 How much is that gonna cost me? 836 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:19,617 My standard deal. 10% of all your takings. 837 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:24,289 We'll see, Mama. Besides, I don't even have an act yet. 838 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:26,291 Killing Fred Casely was your act. 839 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:29,252 Those stiffs just wanna see somebody famous. 840 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,337 That's a freak act. 841 00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:36,593 - Besides, I am better than that. - Course you are, cupcake. 842 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:39,554 You could be as big as Sophie Tucker. 843 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:41,097 You really think so? 844 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:43,099 Bigger than Cantor and Jolson combined. 845 00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:46,561 I always wanted my name in all the papers. 846 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:51,107 Before I met Amos, I used to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger. 847 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:54,277 He liked to take me out and show me off. 848 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,029 Ugly guys like to do that. 849 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:57,864 (LAUGHS) 850 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:02,619 Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli 851 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:06,456 "seen at Chez Vito with cute blonde chorine." 852 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:10,210 That was me. I clipped it and I saved it. 853 00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:15,715 You know, all my life I wanted to have my own act. 854 00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:18,426 But, no. No, no, no. 855 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:20,762 Always no. They always turned me down. 856 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:23,389 One big world full of "No." 857 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,603 And then Amos came along. 858 00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:32,315 Safe, sweet Amos, 859 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:36,194 who never says no. 860 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,490 Lookit. 861 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:43,076 I've never done this before. 862 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:46,204 But, you know, it is such a special night 863 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:49,415 and you are such a great audience. 864 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,251 And... 865 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:55,839 And I just... I really feel like I can talk to you, you know? 866 00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,509 So forget what you've read in the papers 867 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:03,596 and forget what you've heard on the radio because... Because... 868 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:07,350 Because I'm gonna tell you the truth. 869 00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,686 Not that the truth really matters. 870 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:13,773 But I'm gonna tell you anyway. 871 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,776 In the bed department, 872 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:22,115 Amos was zero. 873 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,575 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 874 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:27,036 I mean, when he made love to me, it was like... 875 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,373 It was like he was fixing a carburettor or something. 876 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:33,668 (IMITATING AMOS) "I love ya, honey, I love ya." 877 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:39,007 Anyway, I started fooling around. 878 00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:41,968 Then I started screwing around, 879 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:45,638 which is fooling around without dinner. 880 00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,018 Then I met Fred Casely, 881 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,478 who said that he could get me into vaudeville. 882 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,815 That didn't quite work out like I planned. 883 00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,945 I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred, either. 884 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,574 So I gave up on the whole vaudeville idea, 885 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:07,452 because you figure, after all those years, 886 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,289 opportunity's just passed you by. 887 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,416 ♪ But it ain't 888 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:17,045 ♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, but it ain't 889 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,130 And now? 890 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:21,758 Well, if this Flynn guy gets me off, 891 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:26,721 with all this publicity, I got me a world full of "Yes!" 892 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:30,975 ♪ The name on everybody's lips 893 00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:34,479 ♪ Is gonna be Roxie 894 00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:38,149 ♪ The lady raking in the chips 895 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:41,653 ♪ Is gonna be Roxie 896 00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:44,113 ♪ I'm gonna be a celebrity 897 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:48,034 ♪ That means somebody everyone knows 898 00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:51,871 ♪ They're gonna recognise my eyes 899 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:55,667 ♪ My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose 900 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:03,675 ♪ From just some dumb mechanic's wife 901 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,803 ♪ I'm gonna be Roxie 902 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:13,643 ♪ Who says that murder's not an art? 903 00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:17,647 ♪ And who, in case she doesn't hang 904 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:21,651 ♪ Can say she started with a bang? 905 00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:25,905 ♪ Roxie Hart 906 00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:46,384 Boys? 907 00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:52,306 ♪ They're gonna wait outside in line to get to see 908 00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:53,808 ♪ Roxie 909 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:59,731 ♪ Think of those autographs I'll sign Good luck to you 910 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:00,940 ♪ Roxie 911 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:05,069 ♪ And I'll appear in a lavaliere that goes 912 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:07,613 ♪ All the way down to my waist 913 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:12,201 ♪ Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring-a-ling 914 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:16,205 ♪ But always in the best of taste 915 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,668 I'm a star. 916 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:23,796 And the audience loves me. 917 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,299 And I love them. 918 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,968 And they love me for lovin' them. 919 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:32,472 And I love them for lovin' me. 920 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:36,017 And we love each other. 921 00:56:36,769 --> 00:56:40,813 And that's cos none of us got enough love in our childhoods. 922 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:42,982 And that's showbiz... 923 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:45,777 Kid. 924 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,907 ♪ She's giving up her humdrum life 925 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,700 ♪ I'm gonna be... Sing it! 926 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:54,368 ♪ Roxie 927 00:56:54,453 --> 00:57:00,333 ♪ She made a scandal and a start 928 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:04,170 ♪ And Sophie Tucker'll shit, I know 929 00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:08,466 ♪ To see her name get billed below 930 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:14,180 ♪ Roxie Hart 931 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,933 ♪ Roxie ♪ 932 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,000 I can't take it any more. 933 00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:45,545 I can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato! 934 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,925 Oh, no, Mama. Not you, too. 935 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,721 - Bad news. The tour's cancelled. - What? 936 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,932 Your name's been out of the papers too long. 937 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:01,435 All you read about today is that Hart kid. She's hot. 938 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:06,065 And what am I supposed to do? 939 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,110 Suck up to her, like everybody else? 940 00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:13,614 - Couldn't hurt. - Over my dead body. 941 00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,700 Mind if I join you? 942 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,662 MAN: Lights out, 10 minutes. 943 00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:21,414 Smoke? 944 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,419 Look what some Johnny sent me. 945 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:30,590 Triple-cream caramels, all the way from San Francisco. 946 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,676 Oh, I'm watching my figure. 947 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,303 You know. The trial. 948 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,058 Great mention of you in the Trib today. 949 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,937 There have been so many, I just can't keep track. 950 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,022 (CHUCKLES) 951 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:51,611 Did I ever tell you, you are exactly the same size as my sister? 952 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,863 You'd fit into her costumes perfectly. 953 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:55,990 - Really? - Yeah. 954 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:59,785 I was thinking, you know, with all the publicity piled up between us, 955 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:04,123 and when Billy gets us off, we'd be a natural to do an act together. 956 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,875 You think so, huh? 957 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,088 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, 958 00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:16,052 Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation. 959 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:19,931 ♪ My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop 960 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,852 ♪ My sister and I were headed straight for the top 961 00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:30,149 ♪ My sister and I earned a thou a week at least 962 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:31,776 Oh, yeah. 963 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:35,988 ♪ But my sister is now unfortunately deceased 964 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:39,283 ♪ I know, it's sad, of course 965 00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:41,911 ♪ But a fact is still a fact 966 00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,581 ♪ And now all that remains 967 00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,667 ♪ Is the remains 968 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:49,502 ♪ Of a perfect 969 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,505 ♪ Double act 970 00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:55,591 Watch this. 971 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,719 Now, you have to imagine it with two people. 972 00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,763 It's swell with two people. 973 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,056 ♪ First I'd... 974 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:06,978 ♪ Then she'd... 975 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,022 ♪ Then we'd... 976 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:15,695 ♪ But I can't do it alone 977 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:17,363 ♪ Then she'd... 978 01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:21,492 ♪ Then I'd... 979 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:24,996 ♪ Then we'd... 980 01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:29,959 ♪ But I can't do it alone 981 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:33,129 ♪ She'd say, "What's your sister like?" 982 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:34,380 ♪ I'd say, "Men!" 983 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:38,342 ♪ She'd say, "You're the cat's meow" 984 01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:40,636 ♪ Then we'd wow the crowd again 985 01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:42,221 ♪ When she'd go... 986 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:46,225 ♪ I'd go... 987 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,229 ♪ We'd go... 988 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:58,154 ♪ Then those ding-dong daddies started to roar 989 01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:00,865 ♪ Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor 990 01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:03,993 ♪ Yelling, screaming, begging for more 991 01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:07,371 And we'd say, "OK, fellas, keep your socks up, 992 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:10,041 "cos you ain't seen nothin' yet." 993 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:21,969 ♪ But I simply cannot do it 994 01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:24,930 ♪ Alone 995 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:27,850 So what do you think, huh? 996 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,685 Come on, you can say. 997 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,939 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 998 01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:37,276 I know, you're right. First part's shit. 999 01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:38,861 But the second part? 1000 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:41,906 The second part is really nifty. 1001 01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:43,908 OK. 1002 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,368 ♪ She'd go... 1003 01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:51,832 ♪ I'd go... 1004 01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:59,215 ♪ We'd go... 1005 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:12,728 ♪ And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown 1006 01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:15,564 ♪ To cheer the best attraction in town 1007 01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,692 ♪ They nearly tore the balcony down 1008 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:21,904 And we'd say, "OK, boys, we're going home 1009 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:25,574 "but before we go, here's a few more parting shots." 1010 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:28,369 And this, this we did in perfect unison. 1011 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:40,172 ♪ Now you see me going through it 1012 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:42,842 ♪ You may think there's nothing to it 1013 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:47,972 ♪ But I simply cannot do it 1014 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:54,311 ♪ Alone ♪ 1015 01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:55,813 (PANTING) 1016 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:59,108 So where was the part where you blew her brains out? 1017 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,111 OK, Roxie, I'll level with you. 1018 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,781 No, no, no. Don't bother. You think you're fooling me? 1019 01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:08,993 You're all washed up and it's me they want now. 1020 01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:12,538 And I'm a big star. Single. 1021 01:03:13,457 --> 01:03:15,583 Oh, I almost forgot. 1022 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,752 You were in the paper today, too. In the back. 1023 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,921 With the obituaries. 1024 01:03:21,006 --> 01:03:25,342 "Velma Kelly's trial has been postponed indefinitely." 1025 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:26,760 Oh. 1026 01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:30,347 Seven words. Wow. 1027 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:33,767 Oh! 1028 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:38,189 And here's a little piece of advice, direct from me to you. 1029 01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:40,524 Lay off the caramels. 1030 01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:53,662 BANDLEADER: And now for all you Chicago stay-up-laters, 1031 01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:57,666 you night owls who only come alive after dark, 1032 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,919 we dedicate this tune, 1033 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:03,464 Chicago After Midnight. 1034 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:05,633 (MELLOW JAZZ PLAYING) 1035 01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:12,431 BILLY: Listen, this all took place on Lake Shore Drive? 1036 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,684 Incredible! 1037 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:19,146 Alright, yeah, thanks, Don. 1038 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:23,859 My God. They just arrested this woman for a triple homicide. 1039 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:26,779 - Really? - Yeah, get this. She's an heiress. 1040 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:31,951 Yeah. The family's in pineapples, grapefruit, some kind of fruit. 1041 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:35,746 Anyway, this dame, Kitty what's-her-name something, 1042 01:04:35,956 --> 01:04:39,250 she's playing house, on the north side, 1043 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,502 in an apartment with a guy named Harry. 1044 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:45,756 What Harry does isn't clear, but it don't matter cos she foots the bills. 1045 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,841 Anyhow, Kitty comes home tonight, 1046 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:50,928 Harry's already in bed, which is par for the course. 1047 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:52,054 She goes to change. 1048 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,308 When she returns, she notices something rather odd. 1049 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:00,187 Extremely odd. 1050 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,278 Kitty disappears for a second, 1051 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:08,821 cool as a cucumber. 1052 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,658 When she returns, she gently wakes up Harry. 1053 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,120 Harry says, "What? I'm alone." 1054 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:20,124 She says, "Alone? You got two women in bed with you." 1055 01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:22,918 So get this. Harry, 1056 01:05:23,003 --> 01:05:27,089 he says, "Come on, you gonna believe what you see or what I tell you?" 1057 01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,173 (ALL LAUGHING) 1058 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,184 Goodnight, folks. 1059 01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:41,103 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 1060 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,112 Miss Sunshine from the Evening Star. 1061 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:52,531 Would you mind saying a word or two? 1062 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,200 Sure, I'll say three. Go to hell! 1063 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,786 Direct your questions to her counsel. 1064 01:05:57,871 --> 01:06:00,164 You're not my counsel. I want my money back. 1065 01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:02,249 It's your mother's money. 1066 01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:06,629 - Are you sorry, dear? - Sure I'm sorry. Sorry I got caught. 1067 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:07,921 ALL: Oh! 1068 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,049 - Miss Sunshine! - Not now. 1069 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:14,011 I got a letter from a guy. He's going on a hunger strike till I'm free. 1070 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,137 That's nice, dear. 1071 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:18,891 Miss Baxter, did you know these two ladies personally? 1072 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:23,145 Did I know them personally, was that your question? 1073 01:06:24,064 --> 01:06:25,230 Yeah, that's my... 1074 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:29,526 High-spirited, isn't she? 1075 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,070 Miss Baxter. 1076 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,323 Mr Flynn! 1077 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,241 - Yeah, hi, Trixie. - Roxie. 1078 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:39,286 - Yeah, just kidding. - Did you get my trial date yet? 1079 01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,998 - Listen, kid... - Top of your list, right? 1080 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:46,585 - Go to hell! - Boy, what a hellion. 1081 01:06:47,128 --> 01:06:50,631 Socialite, too. Her mother owns all the pineapples in Hawaii. 1082 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,341 What do I care about pineapples? 1083 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:53,759 - Alright. - Listen. 1084 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,263 Miss Baxter will answer all of your questions, 1085 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,933 and afterwards, I'll give you an interview myself. 1086 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,271 CHORUS: (WHISPERING) Roxie! 1087 01:07:07,148 --> 01:07:08,899 VELMA: How's it feel, kid? 1088 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:14,238 J Edgar Hoover couldn't find your name in the papers. 1089 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,745 Mr Flynn? 1090 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:27,710 - Open this door immediately. - Oh, my God. Roxie. What is it, dear? 1091 01:07:31,423 --> 01:07:32,423 No, no, no. 1092 01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:34,299 Don't worry about me. 1093 01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:38,303 I only hope the fall didn't hurt the baby. 1094 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,265 - Baby? - Shit. 1095 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,475 Roxie! 1096 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,310 (ALL CLAMOURING) 1097 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,982 Roxie, when did this happen, darling? 1098 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:13,797 Well, Doc, is she or isn't she? 1099 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:15,632 She is. 1100 01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:17,009 (SIGHS) 1101 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:21,597 - Would you swear to that in court? - Yes. 1102 01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,767 Good. Button your fly. 1103 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,981 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 1104 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:39,490 I would just like to say that, 1105 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:43,577 well, my own life doesn't matter now, just that of my unborn child. 1106 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:47,164 SUNSHINE: Poor dear. To have your baby born in jail. 1107 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:50,375 - My readers won't stand for it. - BILLY: That won't happen. 1108 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:53,212 She'll come to trial as soon as possible. 1109 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:57,299 Well, I think it's sweet. First time we had one of our girls knocked up. 1110 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:00,219 - When's the baby due, Roxie? - AMOS: Roxie! 1111 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:01,929 Roxie! 1112 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,140 Roxie, I just heard the good news. 1113 01:09:05,225 --> 01:09:08,894 - I'm the father. I'm the father! - Roxie, who's the father? 1114 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,188 That question's completely out of line. 1115 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:14,483 How dare you insult this brave young woman. 1116 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:16,568 Enough. We're outta here. 1117 01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:19,279 Roxie. Roxie, honey. 1118 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,491 It's me, Daddy. It's Daddy. 1119 01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:27,371 Roxie, I came as soon as I could. 1120 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:29,540 Rox? 1121 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:43,220 AMOS: # If someone stood up in a crowd 1122 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,931 ♪ And raised his voice up way out loud 1123 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:48,976 ♪ And waved his arm and shook his leg 1124 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:51,019 ♪ You'd notice him 1125 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,398 ♪ If someone in the movie show 1126 01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:56,942 ♪ Yelled, "Fire in the second row! 1127 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:59,611 ♪ "This whole place is a powder keg!" 1128 01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:02,155 ♪ You'd notice him 1129 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,369 ♪ And even without clucking like a hen 1130 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,707 ♪ Everyone gets noticed now and then 1131 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,711 ♪ Unless of course that personage should be 1132 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,798 ♪ Invisible 1133 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,551 ♪ Inconsequential 1134 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:27,014 ♪ Me 1135 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:32,394 ♪ Cellophane 1136 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:35,147 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1137 01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:38,275 ♪ Should've been my name 1138 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:40,736 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1139 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:44,531 ♪ Cos you can look right through me 1140 01:10:44,991 --> 01:10:47,492 ♪ Walk right by me 1141 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:51,163 ♪ And never know I'm there 1142 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:53,248 ♪ I tell ya 1143 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:55,667 ♪ Cellophane 1144 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,295 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1145 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:01,340 ♪ Should've been my name 1146 01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:04,092 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1147 01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:07,387 ♪ Cos you can look right through me 1148 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:10,349 ♪ Walk right by me 1149 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:15,354 ♪ And never know I'm there 1150 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:19,524 BILLY: Oh, I didn't see you. Sit down, sit down. 1151 01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:24,696 Look, Andy, I'm afraid I've gotta hit you hard. 1152 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,909 - I only hope you'll be big about it. - Amos. My name is Amos. 1153 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,121 Who said it wasn't? It was the kid. The kid's name I was thinking about. 1154 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:36,583 Yeah. Know when she's due? September. 1155 01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:42,798 We'll pass out cigars anyway. And don't you give a damn when people... 1156 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:45,717 - People what? - Laugh. 1157 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,929 - Laugh? Why would they laugh? - Cos they can count. 1158 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,598 Can you count? September. 1159 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:59,523 Here's a copy of Roxie's first statement from the DA's office. 1160 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:02,901 She didn't copulate with you for four months before the incident. 1161 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:04,820 Well, she would know. 1162 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:08,156 Yeah, I guess we'd done no copulating since... 1163 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:13,662 Wait a minute. That don't figure out right. 1164 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,831 I couldn't be the father. 1165 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:18,500 Forget it. She needs your support. 1166 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,377 You mean she needs a meal ticket. 1167 01:12:20,712 --> 01:12:21,837 That's all I've ever been. 1168 01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:25,799 - But this time she's gone too far. - What are you gonna do? 1169 01:12:26,384 --> 01:12:28,635 - Divorce her? - You're damn right! 1170 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,345 I'll divorce her. 1171 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:34,349 She probably won't even notice. 1172 01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:35,809 (TELEPHONE BUZZING) 1173 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,480 Yeah? Yeah, put him through. 1174 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,524 (SIGHS) 1175 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:45,485 ♪ A human being's made of more than air 1176 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:50,157 ♪ With all that bulk you're bound to see him there 1177 01:12:50,742 --> 01:12:53,994 ♪ Unless that human being next to you 1178 01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:57,998 ♪ Is unimpressive 1179 01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:00,250 ♪ Undistinguished 1180 01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:02,794 ♪ You know 1181 01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,840 ♪ Who 1182 01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:12,137 - You still here, Andy? - Yeah. I'm still here. I think. 1183 01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:17,350 ♪ Should've been my name 1184 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,978 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1185 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:23,607 ♪ Cos you can look right through me 1186 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:26,651 ♪ Walk right by me 1187 01:13:27,445 --> 01:13:30,489 ♪ And never know I'm there 1188 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,491 ♪ I tell you 1189 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:34,618 ♪ Cellophane 1190 01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:37,329 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1191 01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:40,373 ♪ Should've been my name 1192 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:42,876 ♪ Mister Cellophane 1193 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,129 ♪ Cos you can look right through me 1194 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:49,007 ♪ Walk right by me 1195 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:55,097 ♪ And never know I'm there 1196 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,849 ♪ Never even 1197 01:13:58,226 --> 01:14:03,188 ♪ Know 1198 01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:09,444 ♪ I'm there ♪ 1199 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,159 I hope I didn't take up too much of your time. 1200 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:24,126 Ten minutes late. Don't do that again. 1201 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:28,380 This makes me look like a Woolworth's lampshade. I won't wear this. 1202 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,549 - You will. I say so. - I won't. 1203 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:34,845 - And I want you to be knitting. - Knitting? Oh, for Christ's sake! 1204 01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,638 - A baby garment. - I can't knit. 1205 01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:39,933 - Then learn. - That won't win a jury's sympathy. 1206 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:43,937 - You don't need advice now? - Lookit, Mr Mouthpiece! 1207 01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:48,608 It seems to me that I am the one coming up with the good ideas. 1208 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,986 I'm sick of being told what to do. 1209 01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:53,113 You treat me like dirt. You know that? 1210 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:55,907 You treat me like I'm some dumb, common criminal. 1211 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:58,160 But you are some dumb, common criminal. 1212 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:01,288 It's better than being a greasy Mick lawyer. 1213 01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:05,125 - Who's saving your ass! - Who's out for all he can steal! 1214 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:07,210 Maybe you'd like to go to court without me. 1215 01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:11,047 Maybe I could. Have you read today's papers? They love me. 1216 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:15,719 Wise up! They'd love more if you were hanged. It'd sell more papers. 1217 01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:18,096 - You're fired. - I quit. 1218 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:22,517 Any lawyer in this town would die to have my case. 1219 01:15:22,602 --> 01:15:26,021 You are a phoney celebrity. A flash in the pan. 1220 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,148 In a couple of weeks, no one will give a shit about you. 1221 01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,318 That's Chicago. 1222 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,405 (WOMAN SHOUTING) 1223 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,329 What happened? 1224 01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:45,290 It's the Hunyak. She lost her last appeal. 1225 01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,292 So what's that mean? 1226 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:52,505 Well, that means that, next week, she's gonna... 1227 01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:09,105 This is Mary Sunshine coming to you from the Cook County Jail 1228 01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:12,025 where history will be made today. 1229 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:15,195 Katalin Halenscki will become the first woman 1230 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,989 in the State of Illinois to be executed. 1231 01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:20,242 So, ladies and gentlemen... 1232 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:23,703 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, for your pleasure and entertainment, 1233 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:27,123 we proudly present Katalin Halenscki 1234 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,669 and her famous Hungarian disappearing act. 1235 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,402 (CROWD CHEERING WILDLY) 1236 01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:10,935 You know, it's really not that bad. 1237 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:15,690 - Are you clear on what we agreed on? - Yep. I was up all night rehearsing. 1238 01:18:15,983 --> 01:18:18,068 What do you do when Harrison comes for you? 1239 01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:20,987 I sit still, look straight ahead. Never at the jury. 1240 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,782 - And? - And I look modest. 1241 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:25,992 - And... - And? 1242 01:18:26,077 --> 01:18:28,328 - And say nothing. - That's right! 1243 01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:32,207 That was the deal. You asked me back. I do the talking this time. 1244 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:35,627 - Absolutely. Whatever you say. - Mr Flynn? 1245 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:38,671 - His Honour's here. - Thank you. 1246 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:42,425 - You ready? - Yeah. 1247 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:47,931 - Billy? - Hmm? 1248 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,518 I'm scared. 1249 01:18:54,522 --> 01:18:58,024 Don't be. I've been around a long time. 1250 01:18:58,109 --> 01:19:01,277 Believe me, you got nothing to worry about. 1251 01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:06,533 It's all a circus. A three-ring circus. 1252 01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:09,536 That's all. These trials. The whole world. 1253 01:19:10,955 --> 01:19:12,664 It's all show business. 1254 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:15,834 But, kid, 1255 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,504 you're working with a star. 1256 01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:29,681 ♪ Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 1257 01:19:30,224 --> 01:19:32,100 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em 1258 01:19:33,727 --> 01:19:37,480 ♪ Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it 1259 01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:41,526 ♪ And the reaction will be passionate 1260 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:45,530 ♪ Give 'em the old hocus-pocus 1261 01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:47,991 ♪ Bead and feather 'em 1262 01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:52,370 ♪ How can they see with sequins 1263 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:55,373 ♪ In their eyes? 1264 01:19:57,376 --> 01:20:00,879 ♪ What if your hinges all are rusting? 1265 01:20:01,172 --> 01:20:05,049 ♪ What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? 1266 01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,302 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em 1267 01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:11,055 ♪ And they'll never catch wise 1268 01:20:11,765 --> 01:20:13,349 (ALL CLAMOURING) 1269 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:28,740 ♪ Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 1270 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:31,493 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em 1271 01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:36,664 ♪ Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous 1272 01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:40,668 ♪ Row after row will grow vociferous 1273 01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:44,547 ♪ Give 'em the old flimflam flummox 1274 01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:47,258 ♪ Fool and fracture 'em 1275 01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:51,262 ♪ How can they hear the truth 1276 01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:53,223 ♪ Above the roar? 1277 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:56,100 ♪ Roar, roar, roar 1278 01:20:56,393 --> 01:21:00,271 ♪ Throw 'em a fake and a finagle 1279 01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:04,192 ♪ They'll never know you're just a bagel 1280 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,694 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em 1281 01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:10,740 ♪ And they'll beg you for more 1282 01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:13,785 - I object! - Sustained. 1283 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:15,995 I haven't asked a question yet! 1284 01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:31,135 ♪ Give 'em the old double whammy 1285 01:21:31,679 --> 01:21:33,805 ♪ Daze and dizzy 'em 1286 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:38,810 ♪ Back since the days of old Methuselah 1287 01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:42,647 ♪ Everyone loves the big bamboozler 1288 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:48,278 ♪ Give 'em the old three-ring circus 1289 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,905 ♪ Stun and stagger 'em 1290 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:58,162 ♪ When you're in trouble, go into your dance 1291 01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:03,585 ♪ Though you are stiffer than a girder 1292 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:06,212 ♪ They'll let you get away 1293 01:22:06,463 --> 01:22:07,839 ♪ With murder 1294 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:13,136 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em And you got a romance ♪ 1295 01:22:14,513 --> 01:22:16,889 - Hello, Amos. - Amos. 1296 01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,392 That's right, Mr Flynn. Amos. 1297 01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,020 Amos. When did you file suit for divorce? 1298 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:25,607 - A month ago. - Any reason for filing at this time? 1299 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:29,944 I'll say. I read Roxie was expecting a little stranger. 1300 01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:32,363 Hardly grounds for divorce, is it? 1301 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,073 A little too much of a stranger. 1302 01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:35,533 Oh. 1303 01:22:35,618 --> 01:22:38,911 By that, you mean you doubted the paternity of the child? 1304 01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:40,830 - Well, sure. - Tell me, Amos. 1305 01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:43,499 - You share a bed with your wife? - Every night. 1306 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:47,378 You ask this jury to believe that you slept next to this woman 1307 01:22:47,755 --> 01:22:50,506 every night without exercising your rights as a husband? 1308 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:53,092 - I could've if I wanted to. - Oh, but you didn't? 1309 01:22:53,344 --> 01:22:54,719 - No, I did. - Did what? 1310 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,054 - Want to. - But you didn't. 1311 01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:57,680 - Didn't what? - What you wanted. 1312 01:22:57,765 --> 01:22:59,682 Wait a minute. I'm confused here. 1313 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:03,770 Tell me, Hart, you tell me, did you ever question Roxie herself? 1314 01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:06,773 Did you even ask if you were the father of her child? 1315 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,024 - No, sir. - No. 1316 01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:10,401 But if you became convinced you were wrong, 1317 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,820 you'd be man enough to admit it? 1318 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,740 You'd even take her back if Roxie swore 1319 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:18,409 that you were the father, which she does. 1320 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:19,577 She does? 1321 01:23:22,373 --> 01:23:24,749 She does! She does! 1322 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:27,543 No more questions. You can step down now. 1323 01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:30,338 Well done, Andy. 1324 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:33,424 Roxie, I'm so sorry. 1325 01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:40,098 (ALL EXCLAIM) 1326 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:41,432 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1327 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:50,024 ♪ Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 1328 01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:53,069 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em 1329 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:59,867 ♪ Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are 1330 01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:05,456 ♪ Long as you keep 'em way off balance 1331 01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:09,252 ♪ How can they spot you got no talents? 1332 01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:15,425 ♪ Razzle dazzle 'em 1333 01:24:16,635 --> 01:24:18,886 SUNSHINE: This is the moment we've been waiting for. 1334 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:22,974 Roxie Hart finally takes the stand in her own defence. 1335 01:24:24,351 --> 01:24:29,564 ♪ And they'll make you a star♪ 1336 01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:35,570 (GAVEL POUNDING) 1337 01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:36,821 JUDGE: Order! 1338 01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:38,781 (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1339 01:24:40,868 --> 01:24:43,911 - Proceed, Mr Flynn. - Roxie, I have here a statement 1340 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:48,374 where you admit to illicit relations with the deceased, Fred Casely. 1341 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,335 - Is this true or false? - I'm afraid that's true. 1342 01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:55,673 You're an honest girl, Roxie. When did you first meet Fred Casely? 1343 01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:59,010 When he sold Amos and me our furniture. 1344 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:02,388 Your personal relationship with him, when did that begin? 1345 01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:05,516 When I permitted him to escort me home one night. 1346 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:07,727 I wouldn't have gone with him 1347 01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:10,730 if Mr Hart and me hadn't quarrelled that morning. 1348 01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:12,273 - Quarrelled? - Yes, sir. 1349 01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:14,776 Well, I suppose it was his fault? 1350 01:25:14,902 --> 01:25:16,903 Oh, no, sir. It was my fault. 1351 01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:20,072 I suppose I just couldn't stop pestering him. 1352 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,283 Pestering him? About what? 1353 01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:25,077 I didn't like him working those long hours at the garage. 1354 01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:27,205 I wanted him home with me. 1355 01:25:27,831 --> 01:25:30,041 To darn his socks and iron his shirts. 1356 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,752 I wanted a real home and a child. 1357 01:25:33,212 --> 01:25:37,256 You fell into an illicit relationship because you were unhappy at home? 1358 01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,843 Yes. I was, I was most unhappy. 1359 01:25:41,887 --> 01:25:43,429 Roxie Hart! 1360 01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:46,224 The State accuses you of the murder of Fred Casely. 1361 01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:49,560 - Are you guilty or not guilty? - I'm not guilty. 1362 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,688 I'm not guilty! I killed him. I did. 1363 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:55,274 But I'm not a criminal. I'm not a criminal. 1364 01:25:55,359 --> 01:25:56,317 (SOBS) 1365 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:58,736 - There, there. - Not a criminal. 1366 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:00,279 Roxie? 1367 01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,201 Do you recall the night of January 14th? 1368 01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:06,702 Uh-huh. 1369 01:26:06,787 --> 01:26:10,414 Could you tell the jury, in your own words, the happenings of that night? 1370 01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:15,169 Well, when Fred came over, I told him my good news. 1371 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:16,379 What was that? 1372 01:26:17,381 --> 01:26:22,677 That me and Amos were having a baby and that it was all over between us. 1373 01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:25,429 - What happened then? - Well, then... 1374 01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:26,973 Uh... 1375 01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:30,601 Then... 1376 01:26:31,562 --> 01:26:34,856 - Did he threaten you? - Objection. Leading the witness. 1377 01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:36,274 Sustained. 1378 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:42,488 What did Casely say when you told him the news? 1379 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:47,493 "I'll kill you before I see you have another man's child." 1380 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:50,288 Tell the audience, the jury, what happened next. 1381 01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:53,583 Well, in his passions, he tore off my robe 1382 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:55,793 and he threw me on the bed. 1383 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:58,629 Mr Hart's pistol was lying between us. 1384 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:00,673 - And then? - We both reached for the gun. 1385 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:05,553 I got it first. But he came toward me with this funny look in his eyes. 1386 01:27:05,637 --> 01:27:07,346 He was angry and wild. 1387 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:08,806 - Wild! - Wild! 1388 01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:12,101 - Did you think he meant to kill you? - Oh, yes, sir, yes. 1389 01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:13,644 So, it was his life or yours? 1390 01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:17,773 And not just mine. I closed my eyes and I shot. 1391 01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:19,734 In defence of your life. 1392 01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:23,654 To save my husband's innocent unborn child. 1393 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:25,990 (SIGHS) 1394 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:27,408 (ALL GASP) 1395 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,035 (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1396 01:27:29,119 --> 01:27:30,286 Order! 1397 01:27:30,996 --> 01:27:32,788 (QUIETLY) What a bull's-eye. Huh? 1398 01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,625 - Rox? Roxie? - Order in this courtroom! 1399 01:27:36,627 --> 01:27:38,252 Clear this court! 1400 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,713 There's pandemonium here in the courtroom. 1401 01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:44,175 Mrs Hart's behaviour throughout this ordeal 1402 01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:46,594 - has been extraordinary. - Yeah, I bet! 1403 01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:49,555 Now she fans herself with her attorney's handkerchief. 1404 01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:52,350 - Handkerchief? - She has had no relief. 1405 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:57,647 She looks bewildered. She wants something. Oh, it's a glass of water. 1406 01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:01,400 - That was my bit! I told Billy I'd do that. - (SHUSHING) 1407 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:03,903 Her eyes flutter wildly and... 1408 01:28:04,655 --> 01:28:07,782 - Mrs Hart has fainted again. - Oh, please! 1409 01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:10,576 She slumps, her chiffon dress up around her knees, 1410 01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:13,663 revealing a blue garter with a rhinestone buckle. 1411 01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:15,957 Mama, she stole my garter. 1412 01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:18,584 - She stole my garter! - Don't break my radio! 1413 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:22,755 God! First, the slob steals my publicity, my lawyer, 1414 01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:24,924 my trial date, and now she's stole my garter. 1415 01:28:25,008 --> 01:28:28,636 What do you expect? Nowadays you get a little success, 1416 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,721 and it's good riddance to the people who put you there. 1417 01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:33,975 There ain't no justice in the world. 1418 01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:36,519 And there ain't nothing you can do about it. 1419 01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:41,273 Nertz to that. Think I got you here just so you can listen to my radio? 1420 01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:46,320 People write some interesting things when they think no one's looking. 1421 01:28:50,242 --> 01:28:51,492 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1422 01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,746 Mama. 1423 01:28:56,123 --> 01:28:57,164 Ooh! 1424 01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:58,916 MAN: State calls a rebuttal witness. 1425 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:13,305 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth 1426 01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:15,683 - and nothing but the truth? - And then some. 1427 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:17,184 Have a seat. 1428 01:29:18,562 --> 01:29:21,188 - State your name for the record. - Velma Kelly. 1429 01:29:21,273 --> 01:29:24,859 Miss Kelly, will you tell the court if the object I am holding 1430 01:29:24,943 --> 01:29:27,695 is the one you found in the defendant's cell? 1431 01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:30,740 - Yes, it is. - I submit this as Exhibit X. 1432 01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:32,992 Roxie Hart's diary. 1433 01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:36,370 I object! My client has never kept a diary. 1434 01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:39,165 Even if she did, this would be invasion of privacy, 1435 01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:42,209 violation of the Fourth Amendment, and a search without a warrant. 1436 01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:44,628 And she broke the lock. 1437 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:45,755 (ALL LAUGHING) 1438 01:29:46,131 --> 01:29:48,049 - (GAVEL POUNDING) - Order! 1439 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:51,177 Well, that settles that. I'll allow it. 1440 01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:54,388 What's the big deal? It's just a bunch of doodlings. 1441 01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:56,432 If you would read for us. 1442 01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,558 (CLEARS THROAT) 1443 01:29:57,642 --> 01:30:00,269 I haven't worked in a while. 1444 01:30:00,353 --> 01:30:03,647 "What a laugh, plugging Fred Casely." 1445 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:06,442 - What? - "The big baboon had it coming." 1446 01:30:06,526 --> 01:30:09,737 "I'm just sorry I only got to kill him once." 1447 01:30:09,821 --> 01:30:12,239 I never wrote that. It was you. 1448 01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:17,703 - She made that up! - Order! 1449 01:30:17,788 --> 01:30:20,498 Mr Flynn, get control of your client. 1450 01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:24,960 Sorry, Your Honour. Sit down and shut up. It's only making it worse. 1451 01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:29,757 - I have no more questions. - Your witness, Mr Flynn. 1452 01:30:31,802 --> 01:30:34,762 Ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance. 1453 01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:44,188 Tell me, did you make a deal with Mr Harrison? 1454 01:30:46,024 --> 01:30:49,110 Maybe to drop charges against you in exchange for testifying? 1455 01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:50,945 Sure. I'm not a complete idiot. 1456 01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:52,571 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1457 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:58,452 Good. Since you gave such an impressive performance 1458 01:30:58,537 --> 01:31:01,288 for Mr Harrison, would you do me the same honour? 1459 01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:03,040 - I'd be delighted. - Thank you. 1460 01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:10,131 "Fred Casely assured me he'd get me an audition, down at the Onyx. 1461 01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:14,969 "Then he reneged on his pledge and that was my motive for attacking him." 1462 01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:16,262 A fancy way to say, 1463 01:31:16,346 --> 01:31:19,098 "He was a fat liar who welched on a deal, so I shot him." 1464 01:31:22,853 --> 01:31:26,313 "Amos accused me of having an affair, so I told him 1465 01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:29,567 "that the charge was erroneous." 1466 01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:32,611 Mr Flynn is twisting this evidence 1467 01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:34,822 to draw conclusions that are specious and... 1468 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,323 - Erroneous? - Exactly. 1469 01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:37,741 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1470 01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:39,660 JUDGE: Order! 1471 01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:44,498 Do you know the meaning of perjury? 1472 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,876 - Yes. - You also know it's a crime? 1473 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:48,002 Yes. 1474 01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:51,755 For example, if you knew that this diary was a fake, 1475 01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:55,092 I'd hate to think of you rotting in prison for 10 years, 1476 01:31:55,177 --> 01:31:59,054 - since you just won your freedom. - All I know is what I was told. 1477 01:31:59,139 --> 01:32:00,264 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1478 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:04,602 So, alright. 1479 01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:08,606 So you didn't find this diary in Roxie's cell? 1480 01:32:09,482 --> 01:32:10,524 No. 1481 01:32:11,318 --> 01:32:15,529 Mama... Miss Morton gave it to me. She said someone sent it to her. 1482 01:32:15,614 --> 01:32:19,116 Someone? Any idea who this mysterious benefactor might be? 1483 01:32:19,201 --> 01:32:22,870 - No. She didn't know. - Alright. Can we work this out? 1484 01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:26,790 Someone who writes about reneging on pledges 1485 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:30,085 and erroneous charges... 1486 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:34,632 Call me crazy, doesn't that sound like a lawyer to you? A lawyer! 1487 01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:38,010 A lawyer who had a sample of my client's handwriting. 1488 01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:42,264 Mr Harrison, didn't you ask Roxie to write a confession? 1489 01:32:42,641 --> 01:32:45,226 Yes. But you don't think I'd tamper with evidence? 1490 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:48,145 No, no. No, I... Don't be ridiculous. 1491 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:52,775 That's thoroughly and utterly absurd. But now that you mention it... 1492 01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:54,235 This is outrageous! 1493 01:32:54,319 --> 01:32:56,737 It's outrageous, I agree, to suggest 1494 01:32:56,821 --> 01:33:00,824 the prosecutor would make a bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly, 1495 01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:03,619 and fabricate evidence that set her free, 1496 01:33:03,703 --> 01:33:08,082 just to win a case and move one step closer to the Governor's mansion! 1497 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:12,962 - That's simply beyond all imagining! - I will hold you in contempt. 1498 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,422 No, it is not even conceivable! 1499 01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:18,092 But if it were, wouldn't it be time to say 1500 01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:20,678 come clean, Mr Harrison, come clean? 1501 01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:24,765 Even in Chicago this corruption cannot stand, will not stand! 1502 01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:28,686 - That's enough, Mr Flynn! - I agree, Your Honour. 1503 01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:30,145 It is enough! 1504 01:33:31,856 --> 01:33:33,274 The Defence rests. 1505 01:33:38,238 --> 01:33:40,864 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mary Sunshine 1506 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:44,326 reporting live from the Cook County Courthouse. 1507 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:48,038 The city of Chicago has come to a complete standstill 1508 01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:51,542 as the trial of the century finally draws to a close. 1509 01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:54,920 Mrs Hart sits quietly at the defence table, 1510 01:33:55,005 --> 01:33:58,882 hands folded, wondering what fate has in store for her. 1511 01:33:59,843 --> 01:34:01,969 Another hush falls over the courtroom 1512 01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:05,889 as the 12 men of the jury file slowly back to their seats. 1513 01:34:05,974 --> 01:34:07,057 (GAVEL POUNDING) 1514 01:34:07,809 --> 01:34:11,186 Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict? 1515 01:34:12,105 --> 01:34:13,272 We have, Your Honour. 1516 01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:19,278 - The jury has reached a verdict. - Will the defendant please rise? 1517 01:34:22,741 --> 01:34:24,825 What is your verdict? 1518 01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,745 We the jury find the defendant... 1519 01:34:41,301 --> 01:34:45,179 Roxie Hart is innocent! Innocent! Get your paper. 1520 01:34:45,263 --> 01:34:47,681 Roxie Hart is free. She's free. 1521 01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:48,932 (GUNSHOTS) 1522 01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:50,225 (ALL SCREAMING) 1523 01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:09,536 Move it! First she shoots the husband, then she plugs the lawyer! 1524 01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:11,163 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 1525 01:35:12,999 --> 01:35:16,418 Don't you want to take my picture? 1526 01:35:18,213 --> 01:35:22,549 I'm the famous Roxie Hart. What happened? 1527 01:35:23,009 --> 01:35:24,968 Billy, what the hell happened? 1528 01:35:25,804 --> 01:35:28,680 This is Chicago. Can't beat fresh blood on the walls. 1529 01:35:28,765 --> 01:35:31,392 But my publicity, Billy. My name in the papers. 1530 01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:34,269 - I was counting on that. - Such gratitude, kid. 1531 01:35:34,354 --> 01:35:39,066 - I just saved your life. - You got $5,000. And I get nothing? 1532 01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:41,485 Five? It's 10 once I collect from Velma. 1533 01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:45,823 - I get nothing? - Don't forget your blessed diary. 1534 01:35:46,658 --> 01:35:50,452 Hope you don't mind. I added a few erroneous phrases in there. 1535 01:35:53,581 --> 01:35:55,249 Sorry, I couldn't tell you. 1536 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,626 Couldn't take a chance. 1537 01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,170 Never lost a case. 1538 01:36:03,341 --> 01:36:05,843 You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. 1539 01:36:07,637 --> 01:36:09,513 And God save Illinois! 1540 01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:17,604 AMOS: Roxie. 1541 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:27,781 - What do you want? - I want you to come home. 1542 01:36:28,867 --> 01:36:32,369 You said you still wanted to. And the baby... 1543 01:36:32,454 --> 01:36:34,037 Baby? What baby? 1544 01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:38,792 Oh, Jesus! 1545 01:36:40,211 --> 01:36:42,212 What do you take me for? 1546 01:36:42,714 --> 01:36:45,215 There ain't no baby. 1547 01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:47,759 There ain't no baby? 1548 01:36:52,974 --> 01:36:56,894 They didn't even want my picture. I just... 1549 01:36:57,228 --> 01:36:59,688 I can't understand that. 1550 01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:09,072 Why didn't they even want my picture? 1551 01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:12,659 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 1552 01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:19,416 ROXIE: # It's good 1553 01:37:20,502 --> 01:37:22,753 ♪ Isn't it grand? 1554 01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:25,339 ♪ Isn't it great? 1555 01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:28,342 ♪ Isn't it swell? 1556 01:37:28,426 --> 01:37:30,844 ♪ Isn't it fun? 1557 01:37:30,929 --> 01:37:32,638 ♪ Isn't it 1558 01:37:33,890 --> 01:37:36,183 ♪ Nowadays? ♪ 1559 01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:41,104 BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Roxie Hart says goodnight. 1560 01:37:45,235 --> 01:37:48,529 ♪ There's men everywhere 1561 01:37:48,613 --> 01:37:50,864 ♪ Jazz everywhere 1562 01:37:50,949 --> 01:37:53,492 ♪ Booze everywhere 1563 01:37:53,576 --> 01:37:56,203 ♪ Life everywhere 1564 01:37:56,287 --> 01:37:58,914 ♪ Joy everywhere 1565 01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:04,169 ♪ Nowadays 1566 01:38:04,754 --> 01:38:07,047 ♪ You can like 1567 01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:09,758 ♪ The life you're livin' 1568 01:38:10,009 --> 01:38:11,802 ♪ You can live 1569 01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:14,471 ♪ The life you like 1570 01:38:14,597 --> 01:38:20,227 ♪ You can even marry Harry 1571 01:38:20,311 --> 01:38:24,273 ♪ But mess around with Ike 1572 01:38:24,357 --> 01:38:27,067 ♪ And that's good 1573 01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:29,570 ♪ Isn't it grand? 1574 01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:31,780 ♪ Isn't it great? 1575 01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:34,074 ♪ Isn't it swell? 1576 01:38:34,158 --> 01:38:36,326 ♪ Isn't it fun? 1577 01:38:36,411 --> 01:38:38,120 ♪ Isn't it? 1578 01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,706 ♪ But nothing 1579 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:44,960 ♪ Stays 1580 01:38:51,551 --> 01:38:55,971 ♪ You can like the life you're living 1581 01:38:56,055 --> 01:38:59,725 ♪ You can live the life you like 1582 01:38:59,809 --> 01:39:01,810 Didn't she kill a guy a while back? 1583 01:39:01,894 --> 01:39:04,438 Who can keep 'em straight any more? 1584 01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:07,983 ♪ But mess around with Ike 1585 01:39:08,067 --> 01:39:09,985 ♪ And that's good 1586 01:39:10,069 --> 01:39:12,112 ♪ Isn't it grand? 1587 01:39:12,196 --> 01:39:14,072 ♪ Isn't it great? 1588 01:39:14,157 --> 01:39:15,282 ♪ Isn't it swell... ♪ 1589 01:39:15,366 --> 01:39:16,617 That's great. 1590 01:39:16,701 --> 01:39:19,703 - We'll be in touch. - I'm not finished yet. I have... 1591 01:39:19,787 --> 01:39:22,873 I have. Wait. One more. I could... 1592 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:25,292 Just a second, I'm not... 1593 01:39:25,376 --> 01:39:27,210 God damn it! 1594 01:39:29,464 --> 01:39:33,050 - Thank you! - Here's your music, hon. 1595 01:39:40,183 --> 01:39:41,391 Thanks. 1596 01:39:50,401 --> 01:39:51,818 God damn it. 1597 01:39:51,903 --> 01:39:53,904 You know, you're really pretty good. 1598 01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,116 Yeah, that and a dime. 1599 01:39:59,786 --> 01:40:01,787 What are you doing here? 1600 01:40:01,871 --> 01:40:04,790 I heard you'd been making the rounds. 1601 01:40:04,874 --> 01:40:07,334 If it was up to you, I'd be swinging by now. 1602 01:40:07,418 --> 01:40:11,171 I knew Billy'd get you off. Learn to put things behind you. 1603 01:40:11,255 --> 01:40:14,007 Thank you. I'll put that at the top of my list, 1604 01:40:14,092 --> 01:40:16,760 after finding a job and an apartment with a john. 1605 01:40:16,844 --> 01:40:18,387 Just shut up and listen to me. 1606 01:40:18,471 --> 01:40:23,684 You really are something! Coming in here like some goddamn queen bee, 1607 01:40:23,768 --> 01:40:27,145 all full of advice for a poor slob like me. 1608 01:40:27,230 --> 01:40:30,232 Well, let me tell you something, Miss Velma Kelly. 1609 01:40:30,316 --> 01:40:32,109 I got a new life now. 1610 01:40:32,193 --> 01:40:35,195 And the best thing about it is it don't include you. 1611 01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:38,365 - I thought we could help each other. - Well, you thought wrong. 1612 01:40:38,449 --> 01:40:43,120 Look, listen to me. Look, I talked to this guy downtown. 1613 01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:47,374 He says one jazz killer's nothing these days, but two... 1614 01:40:56,175 --> 01:40:58,343 We can make a couple of hundred a week. 1615 01:40:58,845 --> 01:41:00,429 Think about it, Roxie. 1616 01:41:00,513 --> 01:41:03,724 Our faces back in the papers, our names on the marquee. 1617 01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:06,059 Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart. 1618 01:41:07,061 --> 01:41:10,230 - Shouldn't it be alphabetical? - That could work. 1619 01:41:10,314 --> 01:41:13,775 Couple of hundred? Maybe we could ask for a thou. 1620 01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:15,402 We're worth it. 1621 01:41:17,780 --> 01:41:19,072 Forget it. 1622 01:41:19,157 --> 01:41:22,409 - It'll never work. - Why not? 1623 01:41:22,493 --> 01:41:23,785 Cos I hate you. 1624 01:41:24,495 --> 01:41:28,832 There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all. 1625 01:41:37,675 --> 01:41:41,887 BANDLEADER Ladies and gentlemen, the Chicago Theatre is proud to announce a first! 1626 01:41:42,513 --> 01:41:46,391 The first time anywhere there's been an act of this nature. 1627 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:49,561 Not only one little lady, but two. 1628 01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:53,690 You've read about them in the papers, and now here they are, 1629 01:41:53,775 --> 01:41:55,901 Chicago's own killer-dillers, 1630 01:41:55,985 --> 01:41:57,903 those scintillating sinners, 1631 01:41:58,279 --> 01:42:00,697 Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly! 1632 01:42:02,784 --> 01:42:04,785 ♪ You can like 1633 01:42:05,203 --> 01:42:07,412 ♪ The life you're livin' 1634 01:42:08,289 --> 01:42:09,873 ♪ You can live 1635 01:42:09,957 --> 01:42:11,833 ♪ The life you like 1636 01:42:12,543 --> 01:42:17,214 ♪ You can even marry Harry 1637 01:42:18,090 --> 01:42:21,384 ♪ But mess around with Ike 1638 01:42:22,011 --> 01:42:24,221 ♪ And that's good 1639 01:42:24,305 --> 01:42:26,556 ♪ Isn't it grand? 1640 01:42:26,641 --> 01:42:29,059 ♪ Isn't it great? 1641 01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:31,311 ♪ Isn't it swell? 1642 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,648 ♪ Isn't it fun, isn't it? 1643 01:42:35,566 --> 01:42:39,319 ♪ But nothing stays 1644 01:42:40,071 --> 01:42:43,740 ♪ In 50 years or so 1645 01:42:44,283 --> 01:42:48,245 ♪ It's gonna change, you know 1646 01:42:48,454 --> 01:42:53,083 ♪ But, oh, it's heaven 1647 01:42:54,085 --> 01:42:58,338 ♪ Nowadays ♪ 1648 01:42:58,422 --> 01:43:01,049 BANDLEADER: OK, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace. 1649 01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:03,927 Let's make the parties longer. Let's make the skirts shorter. 1650 01:43:04,011 --> 01:43:06,930 Let's all go to hell in a fast car and keep it hot! 1651 01:43:07,849 --> 01:43:09,599 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1652 01:44:01,569 --> 01:44:03,653 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1653 01:44:45,196 --> 01:44:47,489 (AUDIENCE CHEERING WILDLY) 1654 01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:07,467 Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you. 1655 01:45:08,594 --> 01:45:09,928 Thank you! 1656 01:45:10,388 --> 01:45:14,891 Believe us, we could not have done it without you! 1657 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:18,520 ♪ And all 1658 01:45:18,896 --> 01:45:20,897 ♪ That 1659 01:45:23,192 --> 01:45:26,903 ♪ Jazz 1660 01:45:33,077 --> 01:45:34,452 ♪ That jazz ♪ 1661 01:45:38,249 --> 01:45:39,249 BANDLEADER: Five, six, seven, eight! 1662 01:47:07,046 --> 01:47:11,007 ♪ While trucking down the road of life 1663 01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:14,844 ♪ Although all hope seems gone 1664 01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:17,055 ♪ I just move on 1665 01:47:26,482 --> 01:47:30,485 ♪ When I can't find a single star 1666 01:47:30,569 --> 01:47:33,613 ♪ To hang my wish upon 1667 01:47:34,115 --> 01:47:36,866 ♪ I just move on 1668 01:47:37,409 --> 01:47:41,371 ♪ I move on 1669 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:46,793 ♪ I run so fast 1670 01:47:47,711 --> 01:47:49,671 ♪ A shotgun blast 1671 01:47:49,755 --> 01:47:52,757 ♪ Can hurt me not one bit 1672 01:47:52,883 --> 01:47:55,426 ♪ I'm on my toes 1673 01:47:55,511 --> 01:47:57,345 ♪ Cos heaven knows 1674 01:47:57,429 --> 01:48:01,141 ♪ A moving target's hard to hit 1675 01:48:08,524 --> 01:48:10,441 ♪ So as we play 1676 01:48:10,526 --> 01:48:12,610 ♪ In life's ballet 1677 01:48:12,695 --> 01:48:16,364 ♪ We're not the dying swan 1678 01:48:16,448 --> 01:48:19,367 ♪ We just move on 1679 01:48:19,952 --> 01:48:24,956 ♪ We move on 1680 01:48:27,334 --> 01:48:29,878 ♪ Just when it seems 1681 01:48:30,087 --> 01:48:31,921 ♪ We're out of dreams 1682 01:48:32,006 --> 01:48:35,008 ♪ And things have got us down 1683 01:48:35,092 --> 01:48:37,719 ♪ We don't despair 1684 01:48:37,803 --> 01:48:39,596 ♪ We don't go there 1685 01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:43,850 ♪ We hang our bonnets out of town 1686 01:48:52,234 --> 01:48:54,694 ♪ So there's no doubt 1687 01:48:54,778 --> 01:48:56,821 ♪ We're well cut out 1688 01:48:56,906 --> 01:49:00,700 ♪ To run life's marathon 1689 01:49:00,784 --> 01:49:08,124 ♪ We just move on 1690 01:49:08,417 --> 01:49:10,335 ♪ So fleet of foot 1691 01:49:10,419 --> 01:49:12,253 ♪ We can't stay put 1692 01:49:12,338 --> 01:49:15,089 ♪ We just move on 1693 01:49:15,591 --> 01:49:22,138 ♪ Yes, we move on ♪ 1694 01:49:39,365 --> 01:49:42,784 ♪ Come on, babe why don't we paint the town? 1695 01:49:45,246 --> 01:49:46,663 ♪ And all that jazz 1696 01:49:46,747 --> 01:49:51,000 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down 1697 01:49:53,254 --> 01:49:55,171 ♪ And all that jazz 1698 01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:58,800 ♪ Start the car, I know a whoopee spot 1699 01:49:58,884 --> 01:50:02,679 ♪ Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot 1700 01:50:02,763 --> 01:50:07,016 ♪ It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl 1701 01:50:07,101 --> 01:50:08,851 ♪ And all 1702 01:50:09,353 --> 01:50:10,979 ♪ That 1703 01:50:11,689 --> 01:50:14,691 ♪ Jazz 1704 01:50:21,865 --> 01:50:24,867 ♪ Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose 1705 01:50:26,870 --> 01:50:28,538 ♪ And all that jazz 1706 01:50:28,622 --> 01:50:32,083 ♪ Right up here is where I store the juice 1707 01:50:33,836 --> 01:50:35,628 ♪ And all that jazz 1708 01:50:35,713 --> 01:50:38,506 ♪ Come on, babe, we're gonna brush the sky 1709 01:50:38,590 --> 01:50:41,968 ♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high 1710 01:50:42,052 --> 01:50:45,555 ♪ Cos in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear 1711 01:50:45,639 --> 01:50:46,931 ♪ To all 1712 01:50:47,766 --> 01:50:49,475 ♪ That 1713 01:50:49,560 --> 01:50:52,687 ♪ Jazz? 1714 01:50:54,857 --> 01:50:57,900 ♪ You're gonna see your Sheba shimmy-shake 1715 01:50:57,985 --> 01:51:00,194 ♪ And all that jazz 1716 01:51:01,572 --> 01:51:04,490 ♪ She's gonna shimmy till her garters break 1717 01:51:04,575 --> 01:51:06,576 ♪ And all that jazz 1718 01:51:06,994 --> 01:51:10,288 ♪ Show her where to park her girdle 1719 01:51:11,790 --> 01:51:13,333 ♪ Her mother's blood would curdle 1720 01:51:13,417 --> 01:51:16,252 ♪ If she'd hear her baby's queer 1721 01:51:16,378 --> 01:51:17,587 ♪ For all 1722 01:51:18,422 --> 01:51:19,714 ♪ That 1723 01:51:20,090 --> 01:51:23,092 ♪ Jazz 1724 01:51:26,764 --> 01:51:29,849 ♪ Come on, babe why don't we paint the town? 1725 01:51:29,933 --> 01:51:32,810 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ And all that jazz 1726 01:51:32,895 --> 01:51:36,522 ♪ I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down 1727 01:51:36,607 --> 01:51:39,901 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ And all that jazz 1728 01:51:39,985 --> 01:51:42,945 ♪ Start the car, I know a whoopee spot 1729 01:51:43,030 --> 01:51:46,115 ♪ Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot 1730 01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:49,702 ♪ It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl 1731 01:51:49,787 --> 01:51:50,995 ♪ And all 1732 01:51:51,872 --> 01:51:53,081 ♪ That 1733 01:51:53,916 --> 01:51:57,960 ♪ Jazz 1734 01:52:00,297 --> 01:52:02,799 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife 1735 01:52:02,883 --> 01:52:06,386 ♪ But, oh, I love my life 1736 01:52:06,470 --> 01:52:09,889 ♪ And all 1737 01:52:09,973 --> 01:52:13,226 ♪ That 1738 01:52:14,770 --> 01:52:18,147 ♪ Jazz 1739 01:52:18,232 --> 01:52:19,440 ♪ That jazz ♪