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Did you ever read the works
of Shan Yu?
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Shan Yu, the psychotic dictator?
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Yep.
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Fancied himself
quite the warrior-poet.
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Wrote volumes on war, torture,
the limits of human endurance.
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That's nice.
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He said, "Live with a man 40 years.
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Share his house, his meals,
speak on every subject.
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Then tie him up and hold him
over the volcano's edge.
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And on that day,
you will finally meet the man. "
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- What if you don't live near a volcano?
- I expect he was being poetical.
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Sadistic crap legitimized
by florid prose.
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- Tell me you're not a fan.
- I'm just wondering if they were.
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The people who did this to your sister.
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The government did this to her.
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A government is a body of people,
usually, notably, ungoverned.
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Now you're quoting the captain.
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I'm just wondering if they
put her through this...
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...just to see how much
she could take.
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To truly "meet her,"
as Shan Yu would have said.
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No. The more I see, the more I think
their purpose was very specific.
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And look at this. The pattern.
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If they just wanted to hurt River,
they wouldn't still be after her.
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- But she's doing better.
- I've tried a couple different medications.
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She's sleeping better,
but nothing really stable.
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I'll keep trying.
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Certainly got enough drugs on hand.
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Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting
as a criminal mastermind now.
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Got your next heist planned?
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No.
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But I'm thinking about growing
a big, black mustache.
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I'm a traditionalist.
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Hold, please.
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So now we are past the preliminaries.
The little questions.
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Why you skim from protection fund.
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How you could betray my trust.
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This we are past.
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Now we get to the real questions...
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...about who you truly are.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I get to heart of matter,
and always, interruptions!
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One of our long-ranges picked up a read
on the other side of the world.
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Might be Serenity,
Malcolm Reynolds' ship.
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Oh, this is exciting news.
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Send a team.
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Bring him here to me.
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Very exciting.
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Yes, sir.
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Now...
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...we get to spend some time
finding out about your true self.
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Tell me.
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Are you familiar
with the works of Shan Yu?
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I said yes already.
Where's the outstanding issue?
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The councilor's an important
political figure and a private-
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So he comes here,
instead of you going to his place.
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What, is the ship not clean enough?
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I just want the councilor
to feel comfortable.
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And when I say comfortable,
I mean totally alone.
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Oh, the pitter-patter of tiny feet
in huge combat boots.
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Shut up!
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There's nobody sets foot
on my boat that I don't meet them.
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Don't worry, I won't start any
sword fights. I'm over that phase.
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I'd appreciate it if you'd keep
the others from ogling.
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One of you is gonna fall and die,
and I'm not cleaning it up.
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She took my apple.
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- Jayne bought a crate of them.
- And this one's mine.
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Not anymore.
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Oh, okay.
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No power in the 'verse can stop me.
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These really are the genuine article.
I could get used to being rich.
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It's Jayne being so generous
with this cut confuses and frightens me.
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It does kind of freeze the blood.
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Zoe, how come you always
cut your apples?
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- You do?
- Her and the captain both.
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Whenever we get fresh fruit,
they never just munch on them.
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Know what a Griswold is?
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A grenade.
- About the size of a battery.
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It responds to pressure.
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Our platoon was stuck in a trench
outside of New Kasmir...
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...during the Winter Campaign.
More than a week...
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...completely cut off, and the Alliance
entrenched not 10 yards away.
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We even got to talking to them.
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Yelling across insults and jokes
and such...
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...because no ammo to speak of,
no orders, so, what are you gonna do?
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We mentioned that we were out
of rations, and 10 minutes later...
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...a bunch of apples rained
into the trench.
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And they grew into a big tree.
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And they all climbed up the tree
into a magical land...
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...with unicorns and a harp.
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Blew off their heads, huh?
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Captain said, "Wait. "
But they were so hungry.
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Don't make much noise.
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Just little pops, and there's three guys
that kind of just end at the rib cage.
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But these apples are healthsome, good.
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Yeah, grenades cost extra.
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We are about 20,000 miles
from our last drop, people.
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Then we can take a break and think
about spending some of this money.
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All right!
Yeah!
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Could've made more.
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That wasn't a bad idea, Wash.
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But eliminating the middleman,
never as simple as it sounds.
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You heard about-?
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Half of the human race is middlemen...
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...and they don't like being eliminated.
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This quadrant, we play nice.
Got enemies enough as it is.
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So when you said that you didn't get
a chance to tell the captain my idea...
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Uh-huh.
- ... what you actually meant was...
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...that you told him my idea,
he rejected it out of hand...
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...and you didn't argue the point
or even give it another thought.
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I gave, honey. I-
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And then came the lying
to me about it...
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...which for me, is the highlight
of this little adventure.
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Am I gonna get out of this
with honor and dignity?
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You're pretty much down
to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
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I didn't want to upset you.
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What did you think of it?
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- Of what?
- My idea.
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Call the local MDs. Forget the fence,
go straight to the source.
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Better prices, and we know
the drugs get to the right people.
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Captain thinks it'll get back
to someone, just cause trouble.
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Was I ever not asking
what the captain thought?!
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- Well, I tend to agree with him.
- Tend to, or have to?
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I love that you two
are old army buddies...
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...you have wacky stories
with rib cages...
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...but could you have an opinion
of your own, please?
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You're losing the high ground
here, sweetcakes.
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I'm sure you and Mal will take
that hill and fortify it with-
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I thought your plan was too risky.
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- I thought.
- Then tell me.
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I am a large, semimuscular man.
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I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal,
he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.
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Right. Because what this marriage
needs is one more shouting match.
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No, what this marriage
needs is one less husband.
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Right now, it's kind of crowded.
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Whoa.
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- How you doing?
- I threw up.
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I'm sorry, it's a side effect.
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We just have to find
the right treatment for you.
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- How do you feel now?
- Going...
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Going back like...
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...apple bits, coming back up.
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Chaos.
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But you felt okay this morning?
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Played with Kaylee.
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The sun came out,
and I walked on my feet...
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...and heard with my ears.
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I ate the bits, the bits that stay down.
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And I work, I function like I'm a girl.
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I hate it because I know
it'll go away.
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The sun grows dark
and chaos has come again.
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Bits, fluids.
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What am I?
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You are my beautiful sister.
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I threw up on your bed.
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Yep.
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Definitely my sister.
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Didn't Inara express a wish for privacy?
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We gotta see who she's got.
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Bet he's handsome.
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Think he's gonna bring her flowers.
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Oh, there he is.
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Well, he looks the respectable sort.
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Welcome aboard.
I'm Captain Malcolm.
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We're all clear here, councilor.
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- Huh.
- Oh, my.
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Oh, gosh, I-
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I knew she took female clients.
I just...
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They look so glamorous together.
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I'll be in my bunk.
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I'll be glad to see the last
of it. Makes us a target-
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Was River in here messing around?
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The ignition sequence
is all turned about.
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- I can't even-
- I can.
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Well, get it set, Wash.
We gotta get moving.
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Here's a funny twist. No.
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- No what?
- No, sir.
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Change the sequence?
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Didn't want you taking off without me.
In fact, didn't want you taking off at all.
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Thought I might take this run instead.
Me and the captain.
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The captain who's standing right here
telling you that's not gonna happen?
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Well, it's a dangerous mission, sir.
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I can't stand the thought of something
happening that might cause you...
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...to come back with another thrilling
tale of bonding and adventure.
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- I just can't take that right now.
- Okay...
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...I'm lost, I'm angry and I'm armed.
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- So if you have something you need to-
It's all right, sir.
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We've dealt with Bosh before.
It shouldn't be a problem.
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And I wouldn't mind
sitting this one out.
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Oh, this is a:
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But I don't have time to unwind it.
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Wash.
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Get her started.
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Zoe, ship is yours.
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Bye, hon.
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We promise not to stop
for beers with the fellas.
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So...
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...are we gonna sing army songs
or something?
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That feels amazing.
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Oh, right there.
Oh, that's perfect.
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- I should have done this weeks ago.
- Hmm.
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I wouldn't have been here weeks ago.
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And that would have been a shame.
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For me as well.
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You have such beautiful skin.
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There's no need for this show, Inara.
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I just need to relax with someone
who's making no demands on me.
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Most of my clientele is male.
Do you know that?
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No.
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If I choose a woman...
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...she tends to be extraordinary
in some way.
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00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:27,260
And the fact is, I occasionally have
the exact same need you do.
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One cannot always be oneself
in the company of men.
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Never, actually.
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So no show.
Let's just enjoy ourselves.
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You are so lovely.
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- Look, this thing with you and Zoe-
- I'm not looking to talk on that topic.
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00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:09,219
Hey, I let that niou-se trick of yours
slide because this is a milk run.
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00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:13,432
But when I go on a mission, I'm taking
Zoe and that's the drill. You know that.
219
00:15:13,598 --> 00:15:18,186
- What if we get into a situation here?
- I've been in a firefight before.
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Well, I was in a fire.
221
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Actually, I was fired
from a fry-cook opportunity.
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I can handle myself.
223
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And you understand
what Zoe's job entails.
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I'll learn as I go.
225
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So now I'm learning about carrying.
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Nice to know you're still trustworthy.
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But not so trustworthy I don't want
to see the money you promised me.
228
00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:12,032
Can't believe you guys knocked
over an Alliance hospital.
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- The pair you have.
- Yeah.
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Stuff legends are-
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Now I'm learning about scary.
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I'll be in my bunk.
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Jayne, grab your weapon.
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00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:19,141
- Why, what's going on?
- Maybe nothing. Maybe trouble.
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- The drop?
- They're late.
236
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They should have been
back more than an hour ago.
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We go by ground.
We'll take the mule.
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I'll go with you.
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00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:31,069
No offense, but I sure hope
they don't need a preacher.
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Three sets of eyes
are better than two.
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Might see something you don't.
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Let's move.
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None of them's ours.
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00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:53,967
This is precision work. Sharpshooters.
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00:17:54,760 --> 00:18:00,140
From the look of these wounds,
I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle, laser sights.
246
00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:02,434
You do a lot of shooting at the abbey?
247
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,770
Rabbits.
248
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:06,688
For stew, sure.
249
00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:10,108
Whoever did this,
they weren't after the goods.
250
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,656
We ain't gonna find them here.
251
00:18:16,823 --> 00:18:19,451
They're off the planet already.
252
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:24,664
Only one type of transport
I know makes a mark like this.
253
00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:26,333
Fast-burn rocket-shuttle.
254
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,085
Craft like that not commonly
part of a ship.
255
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:32,547
- More likely we're looking at-
- Space station.
256
00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:36,635
I know who's got them.
257
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,778
I think I've been kidnapped.
Yeah.
258
00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:57,114
You see where we are?
No.
259
00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,867
Mal, what the hell is going on?
- Ain't rightly sure.
260
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:04,246
- But you've got some theories.
- Still working it through.
261
00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:08,208
I don't want you to spare me. If you
know what's happening, then tell me.
262
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,253
You wouldn't spare Zoe
if she were with you, would you?
263
00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:15,674
You would be planning and plotting
and possibly scheming.
264
00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:18,885
So whatever Zoe would do
in this instance is what I wanna do.
265
00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:20,345
And you know why?
266
00:19:20,512 --> 00:19:25,517
Because no matter how ugly it gets, you
two always come back with the stories.
267
00:19:25,684 --> 00:19:29,771
So I'm Zoe. Now...
268
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:31,398
...what do I do?
269
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:33,817
Probably not talk quite so much.
270
00:19:33,984 --> 00:19:35,861
Right. Less talking.
271
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:39,239
She's terse. I can be terse.
272
00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:43,618
Once in flight school, I was laconic.
273
00:19:46,538 --> 00:19:48,832
If I'm not gonna talk,
then you have to.
274
00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:53,211
- We just gotta keep our heads.
- Right. Keep our heads.
275
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:57,757
That way we'll be able to,
you know...
276
00:19:57,924 --> 00:19:59,634
...keep our heads.
277
00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:02,596
You and Zoe been in plenty
of situations like this before.
278
00:20:02,763 --> 00:20:05,223
- Many a time.
- Many a time, you and Zoe.
279
00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:07,017
Once we know who took us-
280
00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:12,439
Zoe and you, together in a tricky...
281
00:20:13,398 --> 00:20:16,276
- Mal, she's my wife.
- Huh?
282
00:20:16,443 --> 00:20:19,905
What gives you the right to put her
in a dangerous situation like this?
283
00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,157
I didn't.
- You did.
284
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:25,076
- She ain't here, Wash.
- No, but she would've been.
285
00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:27,788
- Okay.
- I mean, I'm the one that she swore...
286
00:20:27,954 --> 00:20:30,624
- ... to love, honor and obey.
- Listen-
287
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,167
She swore to obey?
288
00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:36,004
Well, no, not-
289
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:39,341
But that's just my point.
You, she obeys.
290
00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:43,512
She obeys you. There's obeying
going on right under my nose.
291
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:47,265
Look, Zoe and I have a history.
She trusts me.
292
00:20:47,432 --> 00:20:49,351
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
293
00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:52,687
You're making out like she follows
my every word. That ain't true.
294
00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,189
- Sure it is.
- Not so.
295
00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:56,775
There's plenty orders of mine
that she didn't obey.
296
00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:58,819
- Name one.
- She married you!
297
00:21:16,294 --> 00:21:17,671
What?
298
00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:21,967
- Here's all I got left.
- Thanks.
299
00:21:22,175 --> 00:21:23,260
Jayne.
300
00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,887
How do you know he won't just
grab you as well?
301
00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:30,559
Don't think that's like to happen.
I walk in there unarmed, make the offer.
302
00:21:31,351 --> 00:21:32,811
This guy has his own code.
303
00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:37,107
Twisted as it may be.
Very excited about reputation.
304
00:21:37,315 --> 00:21:40,402
- He'll see reason.
Reason? He's a gangster.
305
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:43,613
The money he paid you for that
other job was returned to him.
306
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,283
Could be he's harboring
some resentment at us.
307
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,160
Putting his man through our engine.
308
00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:52,330
Wait a reasonable amount of time.
309
00:21:52,539 --> 00:21:56,501
If you don't hear back, you take
Serenity and get out of this quadrant.
310
00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,128
This don't play out right...
311
00:21:58,295 --> 00:22:01,465
...there's no guarantee he won't
come looking for the rest of you.
312
00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:14,561
I'm not...
313
00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:16,438
...gonna say it...
314
00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,148
...again.
315
00:22:18,315 --> 00:22:21,193
Shipboard romances complicate things.
316
00:22:21,401 --> 00:22:23,570
- For who? For you?
- For everyone.
317
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,115
Well...
318
00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:28,658
...what about love?
319
00:22:32,287 --> 00:22:35,290
I ain't against it as a rule.
320
00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:39,169
I mean, in situations such as ours,
it tends to cause problems.
321
00:22:39,336 --> 00:22:42,130
It splits loyalties.
322
00:22:42,297 --> 00:22:45,008
- Know what I think?
- What?
323
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,559
What, Wash? What do you think?
Because I'm interested.
324
00:22:54,893 --> 00:22:58,647
This policy you got against
shipboard relationships...
325
00:22:58,814 --> 00:23:03,610
...that's just you projecting your
own intimacy issues on everyone else.
326
00:23:09,741 --> 00:23:12,119
Of course, could be a lot simpler
than that.
327
00:23:12,285 --> 00:23:16,081
Could be I just don't think
you're good enough for Zoe.
328
00:23:16,248 --> 00:23:19,084
- I don't give a gorram what you think.
- Oh, don't you?
329
00:23:19,292 --> 00:23:21,545
Zoe and I, we got a history.
330
00:23:21,711 --> 00:23:23,839
And I figure you gotta be
asking yourself...
331
00:23:24,047 --> 00:23:28,260
...some fundamental questions
as to the nature of that history.
332
00:23:28,468 --> 00:23:30,303
You never slept with my wife.
333
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:32,556
That a fact?
You know that for sure, do you?
334
00:23:32,722 --> 00:23:34,975
You ever ask her?
335
00:23:38,395 --> 00:23:40,981
We been together a long time
before you came along.
336
00:23:41,189 --> 00:23:45,527
And she's a damn fine-looking woman.
337
00:23:46,445 --> 00:23:49,531
Never happened.
Know how I know?
338
00:23:49,739 --> 00:23:53,076
How? Tell me.
339
00:23:53,243 --> 00:23:56,246
This whole captain thing
isn't Zoe's trouble.
340
00:23:56,955 --> 00:24:00,417
It's "the guy she never slept with" thing.
341
00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,919
Mal, I wish you had slept with her.
342
00:24:03,086 --> 00:24:05,088
Then at least she'd be over it.
343
00:24:05,297 --> 00:24:06,756
You want me to sleep with her?
344
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,925
- Would that make you feel better?
- It might.
345
00:24:09,092 --> 00:24:11,303
I imagine it would do wonders
for her too.
346
00:24:11,762 --> 00:24:15,140
- Screw you.
- Get in line.
347
00:24:20,437 --> 00:24:23,523
Okay, Wash, I'm gonna do it.
348
00:24:23,732 --> 00:24:26,860
Wash. Wash, listen.
349
00:24:27,027 --> 00:24:28,612
First thing when we get back-
350
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,447
Listen to me!
351
00:24:30,614 --> 00:24:33,492
The first thing when we get back...
352
00:24:33,658 --> 00:24:36,328
- ... I'm gonna take your wife into my bed.
- Yeah?
353
00:24:36,495 --> 00:24:38,914
I'm gonna get me a piece of-
354
00:24:59,726 --> 00:25:01,812
I'm unarmed.
355
00:25:04,397 --> 00:25:06,191
I wanna talk to Niska.
356
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,114
Huh.
357
00:25:58,493 --> 00:26:00,704
No, no, no.
358
00:26:01,705 --> 00:26:03,290
Run. Run.
359
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,502
Five times what you paid
for the train job.
360
00:26:07,711 --> 00:26:11,715
Yes, you have had, you say,
good times.
361
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,675
I see that.
362
00:26:13,842 --> 00:26:16,011
Should be more than enough
to buy back my men.
363
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:18,889
- This is your opinion, is it?
- It is.
364
00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:22,350
They are perhaps damaged now.
365
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,687
- Are they worth so much to you?
- Yes.
366
00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:29,441
And to me, they are worth more.
367
00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:32,444
I think this is not enough.
368
00:26:32,778 --> 00:26:34,321
Not enough for two.
369
00:26:34,863 --> 00:26:38,492
But sufficient perhaps for one.
370
00:26:38,658 --> 00:26:40,202
- You now have-
- Him.
371
00:26:42,954 --> 00:26:45,957
I'm sorry. You were going
to ask me to choose, right?
372
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,418
Do you wanna finish?
373
00:26:55,884 --> 00:26:59,262
He is yours. We are ended now.
374
00:27:02,724 --> 00:27:05,477
- Mal?
Just keep walking.
375
00:27:09,397 --> 00:27:11,608
A moment please.
376
00:27:11,817 --> 00:27:14,236
This money, it is too much.
377
00:27:18,824 --> 00:27:21,368
You should have some small refund.
378
00:27:37,634 --> 00:27:40,303
Now we are ended.
379
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:08,748
He's insane.
380
00:28:08,915 --> 00:28:13,003
- I know.
- I mean, you told the damn stories.
381
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:15,464
Saved you in the war.
382
00:28:16,423 --> 00:28:18,341
I didn't know.
383
00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:21,303
- You mean Mal?
- He's crazy.
384
00:28:22,345 --> 00:28:25,348
He wouldn't break, Zoe.
He kept me from-
385
00:28:25,515 --> 00:28:26,558
Okay.
386
00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:30,437
- I wouldn't have made it.
- Shh. Shh.
387
00:28:31,062 --> 00:28:33,315
This is gonna kill him.
388
00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:35,650
He's gonna make it last
as long as possible.
389
00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:39,070
Days, if he can.
390
00:28:44,701 --> 00:28:46,620
Bastard's not gonna get days.
391
00:29:02,719 --> 00:29:04,805
- Thank God you're safe.
- What happened?
392
00:29:04,971 --> 00:29:06,681
How bad is it?
I'm fine.
393
00:29:06,973 --> 00:29:09,101
Where's Mal?
- Niska wouldn't let him go.
394
00:29:09,309 --> 00:29:11,311
- Is he alive?
- For now.
395
00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:14,606
Take that to the infirmary.
Put it on ice.
396
00:29:14,981 --> 00:29:16,358
What is that?
397
00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:20,278
It's his ear.
398
00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:26,785
- We're getting him back.
- What are we gonna do, clone him?
399
00:29:26,952 --> 00:29:28,036
Well, it's a clean cut.
400
00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:31,414
With the right equipment,
I should be able to re-attach it.
401
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,751
That's assuming there's a head.
402
00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:42,926
Do you know the writings
of a Shan Yu?
403
00:29:44,594 --> 00:29:46,721
Are you starting a book club?
404
00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:49,558
Or what, are you trying to torture me?
405
00:29:51,226 --> 00:29:53,687
Yes, today we meet you.
406
00:29:53,854 --> 00:29:57,149
And you're quite a man,
an extraordinary man, yes.
407
00:29:57,315 --> 00:30:01,194
But these are not times
for extraordinary men.
408
00:30:01,778 --> 00:30:03,280
Business is not war.
409
00:30:03,447 --> 00:30:06,616
Heroics are unseemly,
they complicate.
410
00:30:08,285 --> 00:30:10,912
For you, I have...
411
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:15,333
...special machine.
412
00:30:17,627 --> 00:30:20,547
Very precious.
413
00:30:20,714 --> 00:30:24,384
And they say people
don't look like their pets.
414
00:30:24,551 --> 00:30:29,765
Well, let us see if we can meet
the real you.
415
00:30:46,406 --> 00:30:49,743
Here, six shots and then just drop it.
Keep moving.
416
00:30:51,703 --> 00:30:53,079
This here is suicide.
417
00:30:53,288 --> 00:30:54,581
You know that, don't you?
418
00:30:55,332 --> 00:30:58,168
You really think you can mount
a two-man frontal assault...
419
00:30:58,335 --> 00:31:00,170
...on Niska's Skyplex and live?
420
00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:04,216
Technically, it's a one-man,
one-woman assault. A unisex.
421
00:31:04,674 --> 00:31:07,552
- Grenades?
- Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.
422
00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:11,515
- He won't be expecting it.
- Right, because they ain't insane.
423
00:31:11,932 --> 00:31:14,976
I just got a wave from Inara.
424
00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:17,145
No luck with the councilor.
425
00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:19,689
What are they doing?
426
00:31:19,856 --> 00:31:21,566
Fixing to get themselves killed.
427
00:31:22,192 --> 00:31:26,947
- We're gonna go get the captain.
- Oh, good.
428
00:31:27,531 --> 00:31:30,492
- Can they do that?
- No.
429
00:31:31,576 --> 00:31:32,786
You know...
430
00:31:32,953 --> 00:31:34,704
...there's a certain motto.
431
00:31:34,913 --> 00:31:38,583
A creed among folks like us.
You may have heard it.
432
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:41,169
"Leave no man behind. "
433
00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:43,755
Suicide.
434
00:31:43,922 --> 00:31:46,758
Got a good look at the layout
on the way in last time.
435
00:31:46,925 --> 00:31:49,511
You let me lead. Cover my...
436
00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:50,971
...back.
437
00:31:51,138 --> 00:31:52,848
What's this?
438
00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:54,683
We're going with you.
439
00:31:54,891 --> 00:31:57,394
If it were any one of us,
captain wouldn't hesitate.
440
00:31:57,561 --> 00:31:59,104
Here you go.
441
00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:01,481
- This should do.
- Preacher...
442
00:32:01,648 --> 00:32:05,110
...don't the Bible have some pretty
specific things to say about killing?
443
00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:06,361
Quite specific.
444
00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:10,323
It is, however, somewhat fuzzy
around the subject of kneecaps.
445
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:12,534
If you look for me to talk you out of it...
446
00:32:17,164 --> 00:32:18,206
What?
447
00:32:19,749 --> 00:32:21,418
Let's go get the captain.
448
00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:27,883
Yep. He's dead.
449
00:32:34,097 --> 00:32:35,724
Mr. Reynolds?
450
00:32:36,391 --> 00:32:39,019
You died, Mr. Reynolds.
451
00:32:39,227 --> 00:32:41,104
Seemed like the thing to do.
452
00:32:42,105 --> 00:32:48,612
When you die, I can't hurt you anymore.
And I want two days at least. Minimum.
453
00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:53,366
I think many people know the name
Malcolm Reynolds.
454
00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:56,620
And many know he crossed Niska.
455
00:32:56,828 --> 00:33:02,042
They must know
what happens after that.
456
00:33:04,711 --> 00:33:08,673
They must know
that business is still running.
457
00:33:17,307 --> 00:33:18,767
You think this will work.
458
00:33:18,934 --> 00:33:22,646
Well, except for the com static,
I'm piping out on all frequencies.
459
00:33:22,813 --> 00:33:26,691
We've been powered down since I fired
the attitude thrusters a half-hour ago.
460
00:33:26,858 --> 00:33:30,237
We'll show up on their screen
as a glitch if they aren't looking close.
461
00:33:30,403 --> 00:33:34,825
- What if they are looking too close?
- Hell, I'm just glad we're on course.
462
00:33:34,991 --> 00:33:40,455
It's like throwing a dart, Jayne,
and hitting a bull's-eye 6000 miles away.
463
00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:42,082
That's my man.
464
00:33:42,249 --> 00:33:44,251
You guys better get down to the bay.
465
00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,295
We'll be at their front door
in less than a minute.
466
00:33:49,423 --> 00:33:52,050
I'm right behind you, baby.
467
00:34:07,190 --> 00:34:10,444
Book, you good?
- Yes, ma'am. Ready when you are.
468
00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:12,612
How you doing on that
override sequence?
469
00:34:12,779 --> 00:34:16,950
Pretty sure this will pop their air-lock
doors if Wash can get a seal his first try.
470
00:34:17,117 --> 00:34:20,704
I'm smelling a lot of if coming
off this plan.
471
00:34:20,871 --> 00:34:22,539
You could've stayed in your bunk.
472
00:34:22,706 --> 00:34:24,249
Could've, should've, would've.
473
00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:25,917
We're set.
474
00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:29,379
Okay, people. If it moves, shoot it.
475
00:34:29,588 --> 00:34:33,049
- Unless it's the captain.
Unless it's the captain.
476
00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:57,491
Listen...
477
00:34:57,741 --> 00:35:00,076
...if you got guests,
I can come back later.
478
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,266
Ah!
479
00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:27,479
Move, move, move. Take cover!
480
00:35:34,027 --> 00:35:36,655
Second team, hold this position.
481
00:35:36,863 --> 00:35:38,740
We lose this ground, we lose it all.
482
00:35:38,949 --> 00:35:40,700
You're going to hold this ground.
483
00:35:42,244 --> 00:35:43,787
Understand me?
484
00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:49,251
- Understood.
- Okay then.
485
00:36:28,081 --> 00:36:30,292
Viktor, what is it?
486
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:33,253
- Viktor!
- Ah!
487
00:36:43,013 --> 00:36:46,850
Looks like business ain't running
so much as crawling away.
488
00:36:47,267 --> 00:36:50,645
You wanna meet the real me now?
489
00:36:52,314 --> 00:36:54,065
Gorram it!
490
00:36:55,484 --> 00:36:56,902
Ah!
491
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,876
Ah!
492
00:37:13,085 --> 00:37:14,711
Book, we...
493
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:32,896
Get behind us, preacher.
We need cover.
494
00:37:35,148 --> 00:37:36,733
Don't think, just shoot.
495
00:37:57,295 --> 00:37:59,005
Can't look. Can't look.
496
00:38:14,771 --> 00:38:18,150
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
497
00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:53,810
Haven't you killed me
enough for one day?
498
00:39:05,197 --> 00:39:09,618
Jayne, this is something the captain
has to do for himself.
499
00:39:09,785 --> 00:39:11,912
No. No, it's not.
- Oh.
500
00:39:35,143 --> 00:39:37,771
You sure this thing's gonna stay on?
501
00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,774
This dermal mender creates
an excellent tissue bond.
502
00:39:40,941 --> 00:39:43,401
It should be fine.
Just don't fiddle with it.
503
00:39:44,861 --> 00:39:47,405
Be sure to thank the councilor for me.
504
00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:51,118
Awful nice of her to pull some strings
and lend us this equipment.
505
00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:53,286
Least she could do.
506
00:39:53,453 --> 00:39:57,874
- I just wish you'd killed that old bastard.
- I got regrets on that score myself.
507
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,460
So...
508
00:40:00,627 --> 00:40:04,548
...I hear you all took up arms
in that little piece of action back there.
509
00:40:06,591 --> 00:40:09,219
How you faring with that, doctor?
510
00:40:10,429 --> 00:40:14,057
I don't know.
I never shot anyone before.
511
00:40:14,224 --> 00:40:15,976
I was there, son.
512
00:40:16,143 --> 00:40:18,520
I'm fair sure you haven't
shot anyone yet.
513
00:40:59,561 --> 00:41:03,774
Hmm. Wife's soup.
I must have done good.
514
00:41:04,274 --> 00:41:07,986
Yes, dear. You done good.
515
00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:10,363
Ow.
516
00:41:11,406 --> 00:41:14,117
- Did you tell her?
- Tell her what?
517
00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:16,661
Your husband has demanded
we sleep together.
518
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,121
Really?
519
00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:20,499
What-? Mal, come on.
520
00:41:20,707 --> 00:41:24,127
He thinks it would get all this
burning sexual tension out in the open.
521
00:41:24,294 --> 00:41:26,963
You know, make a fair fight
for your womanly affections.
522
00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:30,634
No, that was the torture talking,
remember the torture?
523
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,305
I know it's a difficult mission...
524
00:41:35,514 --> 00:41:36,973
...but you and I...
525
00:41:37,724 --> 00:41:39,392
...have to get it on.
526
00:41:40,852 --> 00:41:43,355
I understand. We have no choice.
527
00:41:45,315 --> 00:41:46,900
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
528
00:41:47,109 --> 00:41:49,945
Now, something about that is
just downright unsettling.
529
00:41:56,034 --> 00:41:57,410
We'll be in our bunk.
530
00:41:59,162 --> 00:42:00,831
Oh.
531
00:42:05,627 --> 00:42:07,170
Oh, hey. Free soup.