1 00:00:01,978 --> 00:00:05,190 Did you ever read the works of Shan Yu? 2 00:00:05,357 --> 00:00:08,443 Shan Yu, the psychotic dictator? 3 00:00:08,610 --> 00:00:10,278 Yep. 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,447 Fancied himself quite the warrior-poet. 5 00:00:12,614 --> 00:00:18,328 Wrote volumes on war, torture, the limits of human endurance. 6 00:00:18,495 --> 00:00:20,705 That's nice. 7 00:00:20,872 --> 00:00:24,668 He said, "Live with a man 40 years. 8 00:00:24,835 --> 00:00:28,338 Share his house, his meals, speak on every subject. 9 00:00:28,547 --> 00:00:32,342 Then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge. 10 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:35,846 And on that day, you will finally meet the man. " 11 00:00:36,054 --> 00:00:40,142 - What if you don't live near a volcano? - I expect he was being poetical. 12 00:00:40,434 --> 00:00:44,438 Sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose. 13 00:00:44,604 --> 00:00:48,483 - Tell me you're not a fan. - I'm just wondering if they were. 14 00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:51,236 The people who did this to your sister. 15 00:00:51,903 --> 00:00:53,697 The government did this to her. 16 00:00:53,905 --> 00:00:58,577 A government is a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned. 17 00:00:58,743 --> 00:01:00,454 Now you're quoting the captain. 18 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:03,999 I'm just wondering if they put her through this... 19 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:07,461 ...just to see how much she could take. 20 00:01:07,627 --> 00:01:11,465 To truly "meet her," as Shan Yu would have said. 21 00:01:11,631 --> 00:01:16,636 No. The more I see, the more I think their purpose was very specific. 22 00:01:17,012 --> 00:01:19,514 And look at this. The pattern. 23 00:01:21,266 --> 00:01:24,686 If they just wanted to hurt River, they wouldn't still be after her. 24 00:01:24,895 --> 00:01:28,565 - But she's doing better. - I've tried a couple different medications. 25 00:01:28,732 --> 00:01:32,319 She's sleeping better, but nothing really stable. 26 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:33,945 I'll keep trying. 27 00:01:34,112 --> 00:01:36,031 Certainly got enough drugs on hand. 28 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:40,619 Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. 29 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:43,079 Got your next heist planned? 30 00:01:43,246 --> 00:01:44,998 No. 31 00:01:45,165 --> 00:01:48,877 But I'm thinking about growing a big, black mustache. 32 00:01:49,044 --> 00:01:50,962 I'm a traditionalist. 33 00:02:04,726 --> 00:02:07,145 Hold, please. 34 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:11,900 So now we are past the preliminaries. The little questions. 35 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:15,070 Why you skim from protection fund. 36 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:17,823 How you could betray my trust. 37 00:02:18,031 --> 00:02:20,575 This we are past. 38 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:24,287 Now we get to the real questions... 39 00:02:24,496 --> 00:02:26,456 ...about who you truly are. 40 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:27,874 I'm sorry, sir. 41 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:33,130 I get to heart of matter, and always, interruptions! 42 00:02:33,296 --> 00:02:37,217 One of our long-ranges picked up a read on the other side of the world. 43 00:02:37,384 --> 00:02:41,096 Might be Serenity, Malcolm Reynolds' ship. 44 00:02:41,263 --> 00:02:46,393 Oh, this is exciting news. 45 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,520 Send a team. 46 00:02:48,687 --> 00:02:50,522 Bring him here to me. 47 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,482 Very exciting. 48 00:02:52,649 --> 00:02:54,484 Yes, sir. 49 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,281 Now... 50 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:05,829 ...we get to spend some time finding out about your true self. 51 00:03:06,413 --> 00:03:07,622 Tell me. 52 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:14,629 Are you familiar with the works of Shan Yu? 53 00:04:12,646 --> 00:04:15,440 I said yes already. Where's the outstanding issue? 54 00:04:15,607 --> 00:04:18,527 The councilor's an important political figure and a private- 55 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,196 So he comes here, instead of you going to his place. 56 00:04:21,363 --> 00:04:23,115 What, is the ship not clean enough? 57 00:04:23,323 --> 00:04:25,534 I just want the councilor to feel comfortable. 58 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,161 And when I say comfortable, I mean totally alone. 59 00:04:31,748 --> 00:04:34,876 Oh, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. 60 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:36,294 Shut up! 61 00:04:36,962 --> 00:04:39,965 There's nobody sets foot on my boat that I don't meet them. 62 00:04:40,257 --> 00:04:43,468 Don't worry, I won't start any sword fights. I'm over that phase. 63 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:47,973 I'd appreciate it if you'd keep the others from ogling. 64 00:04:48,306 --> 00:04:51,226 One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up. 65 00:04:51,601 --> 00:04:53,061 She took my apple. 66 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:55,897 - Jayne bought a crate of them. - And this one's mine. 67 00:04:56,064 --> 00:04:57,732 Not anymore. 68 00:05:04,114 --> 00:05:06,074 Oh, okay. 69 00:05:07,534 --> 00:05:11,788 No power in the 'verse can stop me. 70 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:18,753 These really are the genuine article. I could get used to being rich. 71 00:05:18,962 --> 00:05:22,549 It's Jayne being so generous with this cut confuses and frightens me. 72 00:05:23,091 --> 00:05:24,801 It does kind of freeze the blood. 73 00:05:25,135 --> 00:05:27,762 Zoe, how come you always cut your apples? 74 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:30,682 - You do? - Her and the captain both. 75 00:05:30,849 --> 00:05:34,436 Whenever we get fresh fruit, they never just munch on them. 76 00:05:34,603 --> 00:05:36,396 Know what a Griswold is? 77 00:05:36,605 --> 00:05:38,774 A grenade. - About the size of a battery. 78 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,067 It responds to pressure. 79 00:05:41,359 --> 00:05:44,237 Our platoon was stuck in a trench outside of New Kasmir... 80 00:05:44,404 --> 00:05:46,823 ...during the Winter Campaign. More than a week... 81 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:51,495 ...completely cut off, and the Alliance entrenched not 10 yards away. 82 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:53,288 We even got to talking to them. 83 00:05:53,455 --> 00:05:55,791 Yelling across insults and jokes and such... 84 00:05:55,957 --> 00:06:00,629 ...because no ammo to speak of, no orders, so, what are you gonna do? 85 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:04,841 We mentioned that we were out of rations, and 10 minutes later... 86 00:06:05,008 --> 00:06:07,969 ...a bunch of apples rained into the trench. 87 00:06:08,178 --> 00:06:09,638 And they grew into a big tree. 88 00:06:09,805 --> 00:06:12,474 And they all climbed up the tree into a magical land... 89 00:06:12,682 --> 00:06:14,726 ...with unicorns and a harp. 90 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:18,980 Blew off their heads, huh? 91 00:06:19,147 --> 00:06:22,192 Captain said, "Wait. " But they were so hungry. 92 00:06:23,777 --> 00:06:25,070 Don't make much noise. 93 00:06:25,278 --> 00:06:30,492 Just little pops, and there's three guys that kind of just end at the rib cage. 94 00:06:30,826 --> 00:06:33,203 But these apples are healthsome, good. 95 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,747 Yeah, grenades cost extra. 96 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:39,126 We are about 20,000 miles from our last drop, people. 97 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:42,587 Then we can take a break and think about spending some of this money. 98 00:06:42,754 --> 00:06:44,005 All right! Yeah! 99 00:06:44,256 --> 00:06:45,423 Could've made more. 100 00:06:45,882 --> 00:06:47,968 That wasn't a bad idea, Wash. 101 00:06:48,176 --> 00:06:51,221 But eliminating the middleman, never as simple as it sounds. 102 00:06:51,596 --> 00:06:52,639 You heard about-? 103 00:06:52,806 --> 00:06:54,975 Half of the human race is middlemen... 104 00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:56,977 ...and they don't like being eliminated. 105 00:06:57,185 --> 00:07:00,647 This quadrant, we play nice. Got enemies enough as it is. 106 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:07,821 So when you said that you didn't get a chance to tell the captain my idea... 107 00:07:07,988 --> 00:07:12,909 Uh-huh. - ... what you actually meant was... 108 00:07:13,076 --> 00:07:16,371 ...that you told him my idea, he rejected it out of hand... 109 00:07:16,538 --> 00:07:19,749 ...and you didn't argue the point or even give it another thought. 110 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:21,251 I gave, honey. I- 111 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:24,129 And then came the lying to me about it... 112 00:07:24,337 --> 00:07:27,424 ...which for me, is the highlight of this little adventure. 113 00:07:27,591 --> 00:07:30,135 Am I gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? 114 00:07:30,343 --> 00:07:32,888 You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes. 115 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:34,723 I didn't want to upset you. 116 00:07:35,724 --> 00:07:37,267 What did you think of it? 117 00:07:37,476 --> 00:07:40,270 - Of what? - My idea. 118 00:07:40,437 --> 00:07:44,816 Call the local MDs. Forget the fence, go straight to the source. 119 00:07:44,983 --> 00:07:48,904 Better prices, and we know the drugs get to the right people. 120 00:07:49,571 --> 00:07:53,658 Captain thinks it'll get back to someone, just cause trouble. 121 00:07:58,789 --> 00:08:02,083 Was I ever not asking what the captain thought?! 122 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:06,129 - Well, I tend to agree with him. - Tend to, or have to? 123 00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:09,299 I love that you two are old army buddies... 124 00:08:09,466 --> 00:08:11,468 ...you have wacky stories with rib cages... 125 00:08:11,635 --> 00:08:14,638 ...but could you have an opinion of your own, please? 126 00:08:15,555 --> 00:08:18,183 You're losing the high ground here, sweetcakes. 127 00:08:18,391 --> 00:08:21,478 I'm sure you and Mal will take that hill and fortify it with- 128 00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:24,981 I thought your plan was too risky. 129 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:27,818 - I thought. - Then tell me. 130 00:08:28,026 --> 00:08:31,613 I am a large, semimuscular man. 131 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:35,784 I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal, he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me. 132 00:08:35,951 --> 00:08:39,996 Right. Because what this marriage needs is one more shouting match. 133 00:08:40,205 --> 00:08:43,125 No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. 134 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:48,338 Right now, it's kind of crowded. 135 00:08:58,265 --> 00:09:01,852 Whoa. 136 00:09:02,394 --> 00:09:05,730 - How you doing? - I threw up. 137 00:09:05,939 --> 00:09:07,566 I'm sorry, it's a side effect. 138 00:09:08,442 --> 00:09:11,695 We just have to find the right treatment for you. 139 00:09:11,862 --> 00:09:15,615 - How do you feel now? - Going... 140 00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:17,826 Going back like... 141 00:09:19,035 --> 00:09:22,289 ...apple bits, coming back up. 142 00:09:22,831 --> 00:09:24,583 Chaos. 143 00:09:24,749 --> 00:09:27,377 But you felt okay this morning? 144 00:09:28,462 --> 00:09:29,921 Played with Kaylee. 145 00:09:31,214 --> 00:09:35,469 The sun came out, and I walked on my feet... 146 00:09:35,635 --> 00:09:39,097 ...and heard with my ears. 147 00:09:39,473 --> 00:09:41,767 I ate the bits, the bits that stay down. 148 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:45,479 And I work, I function like I'm a girl. 149 00:09:46,396 --> 00:09:50,150 I hate it because I know it'll go away. 150 00:09:50,358 --> 00:09:55,322 The sun grows dark and chaos has come again. 151 00:09:55,489 --> 00:09:58,408 Bits, fluids. 152 00:09:58,575 --> 00:10:00,952 What am I? 153 00:10:02,704 --> 00:10:05,957 You are my beautiful sister. 154 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:11,797 I threw up on your bed. 155 00:10:15,592 --> 00:10:16,635 Yep. 156 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:19,721 Definitely my sister. 157 00:10:25,644 --> 00:10:28,396 Didn't Inara express a wish for privacy? 158 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:31,316 We gotta see who she's got. 159 00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:33,652 Bet he's handsome. 160 00:10:33,819 --> 00:10:36,738 Think he's gonna bring her flowers. 161 00:10:39,699 --> 00:10:42,369 Oh, there he is. 162 00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:46,123 Well, he looks the respectable sort. 163 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:50,252 Welcome aboard. I'm Captain Malcolm. 164 00:10:58,343 --> 00:11:00,846 We're all clear here, councilor. 165 00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:21,116 - Huh. - Oh, my. 166 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:23,201 Oh, gosh, I- 167 00:11:23,743 --> 00:11:28,707 I knew she took female clients. I just... 168 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,170 They look so glamorous together. 169 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:36,798 I'll be in my bunk. 170 00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:50,729 I'll be glad to see the last of it. Makes us a target- 171 00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:53,565 Was River in here messing around? 172 00:11:53,732 --> 00:11:56,318 The ignition sequence is all turned about. 173 00:11:56,485 --> 00:11:58,528 - I can't even- - I can. 174 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,323 Well, get it set, Wash. We gotta get moving. 175 00:12:01,615 --> 00:12:04,785 Here's a funny twist. No. 176 00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:07,370 - No what? - No, sir. 177 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,414 Change the sequence? 178 00:12:09,831 --> 00:12:13,794 Didn't want you taking off without me. In fact, didn't want you taking off at all. 179 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,506 Thought I might take this run instead. Me and the captain. 180 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:21,092 The captain who's standing right here telling you that's not gonna happen? 181 00:12:21,259 --> 00:12:24,054 Well, it's a dangerous mission, sir. 182 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:27,682 I can't stand the thought of something happening that might cause you... 183 00:12:27,849 --> 00:12:31,853 ...to come back with another thrilling tale of bonding and adventure. 184 00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:35,524 - I just can't take that right now. - Okay... 185 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:39,444 ...I'm lost, I'm angry and I'm armed. 186 00:12:39,611 --> 00:12:42,823 - So if you have something you need to- It's all right, sir. 187 00:12:42,989 --> 00:12:45,867 We've dealt with Bosh before. It shouldn't be a problem. 188 00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:51,414 And I wouldn't mind sitting this one out. 189 00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:53,917 Oh, this is a: 190 00:12:55,627 --> 00:12:57,504 But I don't have time to unwind it. 191 00:12:57,671 --> 00:12:59,339 Wash. 192 00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:01,174 Get her started. 193 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:03,051 Zoe, ship is yours. 194 00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:05,637 Bye, hon. 195 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:08,723 We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas. 196 00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:13,395 So... 197 00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:16,815 ...are we gonna sing army songs or something? 198 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,039 That feels amazing. 199 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:39,254 Oh, right there. Oh, that's perfect. 200 00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:42,716 - I should have done this weeks ago. - Hmm. 201 00:13:42,883 --> 00:13:45,469 I wouldn't have been here weeks ago. 202 00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:47,512 And that would have been a shame. 203 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,097 For me as well. 204 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,685 You have such beautiful skin. 205 00:13:59,399 --> 00:14:01,443 There's no need for this show, Inara. 206 00:14:02,402 --> 00:14:06,573 I just need to relax with someone who's making no demands on me. 207 00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:10,744 Most of my clientele is male. Do you know that? 208 00:14:12,454 --> 00:14:13,955 No. 209 00:14:15,248 --> 00:14:17,626 If I choose a woman... 210 00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:22,005 ...she tends to be extraordinary in some way. 211 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:27,260 And the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. 212 00:14:27,427 --> 00:14:30,931 One cannot always be oneself in the company of men. 213 00:14:31,098 --> 00:14:33,225 Never, actually. 214 00:14:33,391 --> 00:14:38,688 So no show. Let's just enjoy ourselves. 215 00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,568 You are so lovely. 216 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:04,381 - Look, this thing with you and Zoe- - I'm not looking to talk on that topic. 217 00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:09,219 Hey, I let that niou-se trick of yours slide because this is a milk run. 218 00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:13,432 But when I go on a mission, I'm taking Zoe and that's the drill. You know that. 219 00:15:13,598 --> 00:15:18,186 - What if we get into a situation here? - I've been in a firefight before. 220 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,771 Well, I was in a fire. 221 00:15:21,273 --> 00:15:26,695 Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. 222 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:28,321 I can handle myself. 223 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,074 And you understand what Zoe's job entails. 224 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:34,286 I'll learn as I go. 225 00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:37,914 So now I'm learning about carrying. 226 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,268 Nice to know you're still trustworthy. 227 00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:02,147 But not so trustworthy I don't want to see the money you promised me. 228 00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:12,032 Can't believe you guys knocked over an Alliance hospital. 229 00:16:12,199 --> 00:16:15,243 - The pair you have. - Yeah. 230 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,162 Stuff legends are- 231 00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:32,511 Now I'm learning about scary. 232 00:17:11,925 --> 00:17:14,052 I'll be in my bunk. 233 00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:16,388 Jayne, grab your weapon. 234 00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:19,141 - Why, what's going on? - Maybe nothing. Maybe trouble. 235 00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:20,434 - The drop? - They're late. 236 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:23,186 They should have been back more than an hour ago. 237 00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:25,313 We go by ground. We'll take the mule. 238 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,023 I'll go with you. 239 00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:31,069 No offense, but I sure hope they don't need a preacher. 240 00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:33,405 Three sets of eyes are better than two. 241 00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:35,532 Might see something you don't. 242 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:40,537 Let's move. 243 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,087 None of them's ours. 244 00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:53,967 This is precision work. Sharpshooters. 245 00:17:54,760 --> 00:18:00,140 From the look of these wounds, I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle, laser sights. 246 00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:02,434 You do a lot of shooting at the abbey? 247 00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,770 Rabbits. 248 00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:06,688 For stew, sure. 249 00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:10,108 Whoever did this, they weren't after the goods. 250 00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,656 We ain't gonna find them here. 251 00:18:16,823 --> 00:18:19,451 They're off the planet already. 252 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:24,664 Only one type of transport I know makes a mark like this. 253 00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:26,333 Fast-burn rocket-shuttle. 254 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,085 Craft like that not commonly part of a ship. 255 00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:32,547 - More likely we're looking at- - Space station. 256 00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:36,635 I know who's got them. 257 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,778 I think I've been kidnapped. Yeah. 258 00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:57,114 You see where we are? No. 259 00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,867 Mal, what the hell is going on? - Ain't rightly sure. 260 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:04,246 - But you've got some theories. - Still working it through. 261 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:08,208 I don't want you to spare me. If you know what's happening, then tell me. 262 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,253 You wouldn't spare Zoe if she were with you, would you? 263 00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:15,674 You would be planning and plotting and possibly scheming. 264 00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:18,885 So whatever Zoe would do in this instance is what I wanna do. 265 00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:20,345 And you know why? 266 00:19:20,512 --> 00:19:25,517 Because no matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. 267 00:19:25,684 --> 00:19:29,771 So I'm Zoe. Now... 268 00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:31,398 ...what do I do? 269 00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:33,817 Probably not talk quite so much. 270 00:19:33,984 --> 00:19:35,861 Right. Less talking. 271 00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:39,239 She's terse. I can be terse. 272 00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:43,618 Once in flight school, I was laconic. 273 00:19:46,538 --> 00:19:48,832 If I'm not gonna talk, then you have to. 274 00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:53,211 - We just gotta keep our heads. - Right. Keep our heads. 275 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:57,757 That way we'll be able to, you know... 276 00:19:57,924 --> 00:19:59,634 ...keep our heads. 277 00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:02,596 You and Zoe been in plenty of situations like this before. 278 00:20:02,763 --> 00:20:05,223 - Many a time. - Many a time, you and Zoe. 279 00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:07,017 Once we know who took us- 280 00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:12,439 Zoe and you, together in a tricky... 281 00:20:13,398 --> 00:20:16,276 - Mal, she's my wife. - Huh? 282 00:20:16,443 --> 00:20:19,905 What gives you the right to put her in a dangerous situation like this? 283 00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,157 I didn't. - You did. 284 00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:25,076 - She ain't here, Wash. - No, but she would've been. 285 00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:27,788 - Okay. - I mean, I'm the one that she swore... 286 00:20:27,954 --> 00:20:30,624 - ... to love, honor and obey. - Listen- 287 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,167 She swore to obey? 288 00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:36,004 Well, no, not- 289 00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:39,341 But that's just my point. You, she obeys. 290 00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:43,512 She obeys you. There's obeying going on right under my nose. 291 00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:47,265 Look, Zoe and I have a history. She trusts me. 292 00:20:47,432 --> 00:20:49,351 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. 293 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:52,687 You're making out like she follows my every word. That ain't true. 294 00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,189 - Sure it is. - Not so. 295 00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:56,775 There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. 296 00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:58,819 - Name one. - She married you! 297 00:21:16,294 --> 00:21:17,671 What? 298 00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:21,967 - Here's all I got left. - Thanks. 299 00:21:22,175 --> 00:21:23,260 Jayne. 300 00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,887 How do you know he won't just grab you as well? 301 00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:30,559 Don't think that's like to happen. I walk in there unarmed, make the offer. 302 00:21:31,351 --> 00:21:32,811 This guy has his own code. 303 00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:37,107 Twisted as it may be. Very excited about reputation. 304 00:21:37,315 --> 00:21:40,402 - He'll see reason. Reason? He's a gangster. 305 00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:43,613 The money he paid you for that other job was returned to him. 306 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,283 Could be he's harboring some resentment at us. 307 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,160 Putting his man through our engine. 308 00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:52,330 Wait a reasonable amount of time. 309 00:21:52,539 --> 00:21:56,501 If you don't hear back, you take Serenity and get out of this quadrant. 310 00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,128 This don't play out right... 311 00:21:58,295 --> 00:22:01,465 ...there's no guarantee he won't come looking for the rest of you. 312 00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:14,561 I'm not... 313 00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:16,438 ...gonna say it... 314 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,148 ...again. 315 00:22:18,315 --> 00:22:21,193 Shipboard romances complicate things. 316 00:22:21,401 --> 00:22:23,570 - For who? For you? - For everyone. 317 00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,115 Well... 318 00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:28,658 ...what about love? 319 00:22:32,287 --> 00:22:35,290 I ain't against it as a rule. 320 00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:39,169 I mean, in situations such as ours, it tends to cause problems. 321 00:22:39,336 --> 00:22:42,130 It splits loyalties. 322 00:22:42,297 --> 00:22:45,008 - Know what I think? - What? 323 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,559 What, Wash? What do you think? Because I'm interested. 324 00:22:54,893 --> 00:22:58,647 This policy you got against shipboard relationships... 325 00:22:58,814 --> 00:23:03,610 ...that's just you projecting your own intimacy issues on everyone else. 326 00:23:09,741 --> 00:23:12,119 Of course, could be a lot simpler than that. 327 00:23:12,285 --> 00:23:16,081 Could be I just don't think you're good enough for Zoe. 328 00:23:16,248 --> 00:23:19,084 - I don't give a gorram what you think. - Oh, don't you? 329 00:23:19,292 --> 00:23:21,545 Zoe and I, we got a history. 330 00:23:21,711 --> 00:23:23,839 And I figure you gotta be asking yourself... 331 00:23:24,047 --> 00:23:28,260 ...some fundamental questions as to the nature of that history. 332 00:23:28,468 --> 00:23:30,303 You never slept with my wife. 333 00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:32,556 That a fact? You know that for sure, do you? 334 00:23:32,722 --> 00:23:34,975 You ever ask her? 335 00:23:38,395 --> 00:23:40,981 We been together a long time before you came along. 336 00:23:41,189 --> 00:23:45,527 And she's a damn fine-looking woman. 337 00:23:46,445 --> 00:23:49,531 Never happened. Know how I know? 338 00:23:49,739 --> 00:23:53,076 How? Tell me. 339 00:23:53,243 --> 00:23:56,246 This whole captain thing isn't Zoe's trouble. 340 00:23:56,955 --> 00:24:00,417 It's "the guy she never slept with" thing. 341 00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,919 Mal, I wish you had slept with her. 342 00:24:03,086 --> 00:24:05,088 Then at least she'd be over it. 343 00:24:05,297 --> 00:24:06,756 You want me to sleep with her? 344 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,925 - Would that make you feel better? - It might. 345 00:24:09,092 --> 00:24:11,303 I imagine it would do wonders for her too. 346 00:24:11,762 --> 00:24:15,140 - Screw you. - Get in line. 347 00:24:20,437 --> 00:24:23,523 Okay, Wash, I'm gonna do it. 348 00:24:23,732 --> 00:24:26,860 Wash. Wash, listen. 349 00:24:27,027 --> 00:24:28,612 First thing when we get back- 350 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,447 Listen to me! 351 00:24:30,614 --> 00:24:33,492 The first thing when we get back... 352 00:24:33,658 --> 00:24:36,328 - ... I'm gonna take your wife into my bed. - Yeah? 353 00:24:36,495 --> 00:24:38,914 I'm gonna get me a piece of- 354 00:24:59,726 --> 00:25:01,812 I'm unarmed. 355 00:25:04,397 --> 00:25:06,191 I wanna talk to Niska. 356 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,114 Huh. 357 00:25:58,493 --> 00:26:00,704 No, no, no. 358 00:26:01,705 --> 00:26:03,290 Run. Run. 359 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,502 Five times what you paid for the train job. 360 00:26:07,711 --> 00:26:11,715 Yes, you have had, you say, good times. 361 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,675 I see that. 362 00:26:13,842 --> 00:26:16,011 Should be more than enough to buy back my men. 363 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:18,889 - This is your opinion, is it? - It is. 364 00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:22,350 They are perhaps damaged now. 365 00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,687 - Are they worth so much to you? - Yes. 366 00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:29,441 And to me, they are worth more. 367 00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:32,444 I think this is not enough. 368 00:26:32,778 --> 00:26:34,321 Not enough for two. 369 00:26:34,863 --> 00:26:38,492 But sufficient perhaps for one. 370 00:26:38,658 --> 00:26:40,202 - You now have- - Him. 371 00:26:42,954 --> 00:26:45,957 I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? 372 00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,418 Do you wanna finish? 373 00:26:55,884 --> 00:26:59,262 He is yours. We are ended now. 374 00:27:02,724 --> 00:27:05,477 - Mal? Just keep walking. 375 00:27:09,397 --> 00:27:11,608 A moment please. 376 00:27:11,817 --> 00:27:14,236 This money, it is too much. 377 00:27:18,824 --> 00:27:21,368 You should have some small refund. 378 00:27:37,634 --> 00:27:40,303 Now we are ended. 379 00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:08,748 He's insane. 380 00:28:08,915 --> 00:28:13,003 - I know. - I mean, you told the damn stories. 381 00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:15,464 Saved you in the war. 382 00:28:16,423 --> 00:28:18,341 I didn't know. 383 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:21,303 - You mean Mal? - He's crazy. 384 00:28:22,345 --> 00:28:25,348 He wouldn't break, Zoe. He kept me from- 385 00:28:25,515 --> 00:28:26,558 Okay. 386 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:30,437 - I wouldn't have made it. - Shh. Shh. 387 00:28:31,062 --> 00:28:33,315 This is gonna kill him. 388 00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:35,650 He's gonna make it last as long as possible. 389 00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:39,070 Days, if he can. 390 00:28:44,701 --> 00:28:46,620 Bastard's not gonna get days. 391 00:29:02,719 --> 00:29:04,805 - Thank God you're safe. - What happened? 392 00:29:04,971 --> 00:29:06,681 How bad is it? I'm fine. 393 00:29:06,973 --> 00:29:09,101 Where's Mal? - Niska wouldn't let him go. 394 00:29:09,309 --> 00:29:11,311 - Is he alive? - For now. 395 00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:14,606 Take that to the infirmary. Put it on ice. 396 00:29:14,981 --> 00:29:16,358 What is that? 397 00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:20,278 It's his ear. 398 00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:26,785 - We're getting him back. - What are we gonna do, clone him? 399 00:29:26,952 --> 00:29:28,036 Well, it's a clean cut. 400 00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:31,414 With the right equipment, I should be able to re-attach it. 401 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,751 That's assuming there's a head. 402 00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:42,926 Do you know the writings of a Shan Yu? 403 00:29:44,594 --> 00:29:46,721 Are you starting a book club? 404 00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:49,558 Or what, are you trying to torture me? 405 00:29:51,226 --> 00:29:53,687 Yes, today we meet you. 406 00:29:53,854 --> 00:29:57,149 And you're quite a man, an extraordinary man, yes. 407 00:29:57,315 --> 00:30:01,194 But these are not times for extraordinary men. 408 00:30:01,778 --> 00:30:03,280 Business is not war. 409 00:30:03,447 --> 00:30:06,616 Heroics are unseemly, they complicate. 410 00:30:08,285 --> 00:30:10,912 For you, I have... 411 00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:15,333 ...special machine. 412 00:30:17,627 --> 00:30:20,547 Very precious. 413 00:30:20,714 --> 00:30:24,384 And they say people don't look like their pets. 414 00:30:24,551 --> 00:30:29,765 Well, let us see if we can meet the real you. 415 00:30:46,406 --> 00:30:49,743 Here, six shots and then just drop it. Keep moving. 416 00:30:51,703 --> 00:30:53,079 This here is suicide. 417 00:30:53,288 --> 00:30:54,581 You know that, don't you? 418 00:30:55,332 --> 00:30:58,168 You really think you can mount a two-man frontal assault... 419 00:30:58,335 --> 00:31:00,170 ...on Niska's Skyplex and live? 420 00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:04,216 Technically, it's a one-man, one-woman assault. A unisex. 421 00:31:04,674 --> 00:31:07,552 - Grenades? - Oh, yes. Thank you, dear. 422 00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:11,515 - He won't be expecting it. - Right, because they ain't insane. 423 00:31:11,932 --> 00:31:14,976 I just got a wave from Inara. 424 00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:17,145 No luck with the councilor. 425 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:19,689 What are they doing? 426 00:31:19,856 --> 00:31:21,566 Fixing to get themselves killed. 427 00:31:22,192 --> 00:31:26,947 - We're gonna go get the captain. - Oh, good. 428 00:31:27,531 --> 00:31:30,492 - Can they do that? - No. 429 00:31:31,576 --> 00:31:32,786 You know... 430 00:31:32,953 --> 00:31:34,704 ...there's a certain motto. 431 00:31:34,913 --> 00:31:38,583 A creed among folks like us. You may have heard it. 432 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:41,169 "Leave no man behind. " 433 00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:43,755 Suicide. 434 00:31:43,922 --> 00:31:46,758 Got a good look at the layout on the way in last time. 435 00:31:46,925 --> 00:31:49,511 You let me lead. Cover my... 436 00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:50,971 ...back. 437 00:31:51,138 --> 00:31:52,848 What's this? 438 00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:54,683 We're going with you. 439 00:31:54,891 --> 00:31:57,394 If it were any one of us, captain wouldn't hesitate. 440 00:31:57,561 --> 00:31:59,104 Here you go. 441 00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:01,481 - This should do. - Preacher... 442 00:32:01,648 --> 00:32:05,110 ...don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? 443 00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:06,361 Quite specific. 444 00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:10,323 It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the subject of kneecaps. 445 00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:12,534 If you look for me to talk you out of it... 446 00:32:17,164 --> 00:32:18,206 What? 447 00:32:19,749 --> 00:32:21,418 Let's go get the captain. 448 00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:27,883 Yep. He's dead. 449 00:32:34,097 --> 00:32:35,724 Mr. Reynolds? 450 00:32:36,391 --> 00:32:39,019 You died, Mr. Reynolds. 451 00:32:39,227 --> 00:32:41,104 Seemed like the thing to do. 452 00:32:42,105 --> 00:32:48,612 When you die, I can't hurt you anymore. And I want two days at least. Minimum. 453 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:53,366 I think many people know the name Malcolm Reynolds. 454 00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:56,620 And many know he crossed Niska. 455 00:32:56,828 --> 00:33:02,042 They must know what happens after that. 456 00:33:04,711 --> 00:33:08,673 They must know that business is still running. 457 00:33:17,307 --> 00:33:18,767 You think this will work. 458 00:33:18,934 --> 00:33:22,646 Well, except for the com static, I'm piping out on all frequencies. 459 00:33:22,813 --> 00:33:26,691 We've been powered down since I fired the attitude thrusters a half-hour ago. 460 00:33:26,858 --> 00:33:30,237 We'll show up on their screen as a glitch if they aren't looking close. 461 00:33:30,403 --> 00:33:34,825 - What if they are looking too close? - Hell, I'm just glad we're on course. 462 00:33:34,991 --> 00:33:40,455 It's like throwing a dart, Jayne, and hitting a bull's-eye 6000 miles away. 463 00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:42,082 That's my man. 464 00:33:42,249 --> 00:33:44,251 You guys better get down to the bay. 465 00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,295 We'll be at their front door in less than a minute. 466 00:33:49,423 --> 00:33:52,050 I'm right behind you, baby. 467 00:34:07,190 --> 00:34:10,444 Book, you good? - Yes, ma'am. Ready when you are. 468 00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:12,612 How you doing on that override sequence? 469 00:34:12,779 --> 00:34:16,950 Pretty sure this will pop their air-lock doors if Wash can get a seal his first try. 470 00:34:17,117 --> 00:34:20,704 I'm smelling a lot of if coming off this plan. 471 00:34:20,871 --> 00:34:22,539 You could've stayed in your bunk. 472 00:34:22,706 --> 00:34:24,249 Could've, should've, would've. 473 00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:25,917 We're set. 474 00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:29,379 Okay, people. If it moves, shoot it. 475 00:34:29,588 --> 00:34:33,049 - Unless it's the captain. Unless it's the captain. 476 00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:57,491 Listen... 477 00:34:57,741 --> 00:35:00,076 ...if you got guests, I can come back later. 478 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,266 Ah! 479 00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:27,479 Move, move, move. Take cover! 480 00:35:34,027 --> 00:35:36,655 Second team, hold this position. 481 00:35:36,863 --> 00:35:38,740 We lose this ground, we lose it all. 482 00:35:38,949 --> 00:35:40,700 You're going to hold this ground. 483 00:35:42,244 --> 00:35:43,787 Understand me? 484 00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:49,251 - Understood. - Okay then. 485 00:36:28,081 --> 00:36:30,292 Viktor, what is it? 486 00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:33,253 - Viktor! - Ah! 487 00:36:43,013 --> 00:36:46,850 Looks like business ain't running so much as crawling away. 488 00:36:47,267 --> 00:36:50,645 You wanna meet the real me now? 489 00:36:52,314 --> 00:36:54,065 Gorram it! 490 00:36:55,484 --> 00:36:56,902 Ah! 491 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,876 Ah! 492 00:37:13,085 --> 00:37:14,711 Book, we... 493 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:32,896 Get behind us, preacher. We need cover. 494 00:37:35,148 --> 00:37:36,733 Don't think, just shoot. 495 00:37:57,295 --> 00:37:59,005 Can't look. Can't look. 496 00:38:14,771 --> 00:38:18,150 No power in the 'verse can stop me. 497 00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:53,810 Haven't you killed me enough for one day? 498 00:39:05,197 --> 00:39:09,618 Jayne, this is something the captain has to do for himself. 499 00:39:09,785 --> 00:39:11,912 No. No, it's not. - Oh. 500 00:39:35,143 --> 00:39:37,771 You sure this thing's gonna stay on? 501 00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,774 This dermal mender creates an excellent tissue bond. 502 00:39:40,941 --> 00:39:43,401 It should be fine. Just don't fiddle with it. 503 00:39:44,861 --> 00:39:47,405 Be sure to thank the councilor for me. 504 00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:51,118 Awful nice of her to pull some strings and lend us this equipment. 505 00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:53,286 Least she could do. 506 00:39:53,453 --> 00:39:57,874 - I just wish you'd killed that old bastard. - I got regrets on that score myself. 507 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,460 So... 508 00:40:00,627 --> 00:40:04,548 ...I hear you all took up arms in that little piece of action back there. 509 00:40:06,591 --> 00:40:09,219 How you faring with that, doctor? 510 00:40:10,429 --> 00:40:14,057 I don't know. I never shot anyone before. 511 00:40:14,224 --> 00:40:15,976 I was there, son. 512 00:40:16,143 --> 00:40:18,520 I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet. 513 00:40:59,561 --> 00:41:03,774 Hmm. Wife's soup. I must have done good. 514 00:41:04,274 --> 00:41:07,986 Yes, dear. You done good. 515 00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:10,363 Ow. 516 00:41:11,406 --> 00:41:14,117 - Did you tell her? - Tell her what? 517 00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:16,661 Your husband has demanded we sleep together. 518 00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,121 Really? 519 00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:20,499 What-? Mal, come on. 520 00:41:20,707 --> 00:41:24,127 He thinks it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. 521 00:41:24,294 --> 00:41:26,963 You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections. 522 00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:30,634 No, that was the torture talking, remember the torture? 523 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,305 I know it's a difficult mission... 524 00:41:35,514 --> 00:41:36,973 ...but you and I... 525 00:41:37,724 --> 00:41:39,392 ...have to get it on. 526 00:41:40,852 --> 00:41:43,355 I understand. We have no choice. 527 00:41:45,315 --> 00:41:46,900 Take me, sir. Take me hard. 528 00:41:47,109 --> 00:41:49,945 Now, something about that is just downright unsettling. 529 00:41:56,034 --> 00:41:57,410 We'll be in our bunk. 530 00:41:59,162 --> 00:42:00,831 Oh. 531 00:42:05,627 --> 00:42:07,170 Oh, hey. Free soup.