Hey, boy.
Huh?
Come on, boy.
Hey!
Come on.
Whoo! No more fucking finals!
Hey, don't do it! Don't go to college!
It's a fucking scam that fucking sucks!
No! Whoo!
Whoo!
Hey, Bert, you got any more smokes?
No.
So he's fat, so what? Least he's not anorexic!
Put her there, sport!
What's the matter cat got your tongue?
Ow! Ow! Shit!
Jesus! God damn it, Dennis, no!
No, Dennis, no! No!
D... don't hit him or anything.
Everybody knows not to sit next to Dennis! Mongrel'll give you tetanus.
Agh! Well, maybe you should make a sign.
There's a stream around back if you wanna wash it. I'll get you a towel.
Hey, pal, d'you think it's smart leaving your kid out here...
...where he might be a danger to people?
Just what are you sayin'? Well, I'm just sayin'...
...if such an incident were to bring about a "lawsuit"...
...you might be held liable.
Forget it. Jeff, save it for law school.
Agh! Aaagh!
Cute kid.
Hey.
Hello, what's your name?
Yeah!
If you're interested in some really good glassware...
...that's cheap but an antique...
...some of those bottles up there are dated before the Civil War.
And over there, I used to have in that empty space...
...I used to have some of the prettiest Shirley Temple bottles.
And this woman came in here with the palsy, the poor soul...
...she thought they were so cute and she reached for them...
...she knocked them over and broke 'em all to damn pieces.
I took her in the back and gave her Coke and ammonia...
...I thought she was gonna have a spell.
We should get something for your mom to say thanks.
How about some fox piss? Yeah, my mom would love fox piss!
Don't drop that! I tell you what: If you do, that's powerful stuff.
All the foxes in this community will come down here.
You'll have friends you've never had before.
Y'all here for a vacation?
Yeah, we're renting a cabin for about a week.
Oh, that's nice. And if you go in the woods, be very careful.
Why, what's in the woods?
Hey, Tommy, get those kids their sandwiches, they're all wrapped up.
So, what's the fox urine for?
Oh, that's for foxes. What's the rifle for?
Oh... That's for niggers.
OK, let's see you got those sandwiches now.
I think we're about ready to get y'all out of here.
That's 56 dollars even. Anything else I can do for you, friends?
No, no, I think that's, um...
Thank you. Y'all have a good vacation, now.
You, too. Come back and see me.
Thanks a lot, man. You have a nice day, all right?
Did that guy just say nigger?
Jeff, do you have to repeat it? Call it the N word.
Hey.
Boy, you wanna give me one good reason...
...why you would steal a Snickers bar?
The nougat?
Sorry, man, my bad.
All right. Friends are waitin'.
Thanks.
What?
Moron!
What is wrong with you, dude? Sorry!
I'll burn his fuckin' store down the racist fuck!
Stop the car! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
I left my mom's apple juice back at the store.
Oh, my God! Come on!
We're not going back. Come on!
This river is in the map, right? Yes, I'm looking at it.
No way is this freakin' thing on the map.
You wanna look at the map?
This map's for Cincinnati!
Just go straight!
Fine, fuck it, we'll go this way.
Oh, my gosh. Wow.
This is great.
"Welcome y'all. Enjoy your vacation...
...from all of us at Bunyan Mountain Getaways."
Oh, my God, Jeff, check it out it's so cute, this little room...
Yeah. ...and the bed.
Oh, the beautiful bed. The view is so beautiful.
The view, and the shrubs and the bush, and the antlers...
It's so good that we're here for a week and there's no one to bother us.
Who's up for a dip?
We're... They're...
Yeah. Safe sex!
Hey, Paul?
Yeah? Have fun.
That's the second time I've done that.
I think it's kinda sweet, you know? They seem pretty in love.
Bert, what the hell is that? Uh?
Oh. Gonna go shoot some squirrels. Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Cos they're gay? Bert, don't be a fuckin' retard!
I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay, I'll kill them either way.
Will you be careful with that? Relax, it's just a fuckin' BB gun.
Relax!
Sorry.
So, Karen, how long have we known each other?
Seventh grade, right?
Yeah.
So, you know, I was thinkin'...
...we've known each other for so long and even though we...
Ooh, that's hot!
And, uh, even though, like we've always been good friends...
...we never actually, uh...
Look, I've always thought that you were really cool, and...
Hey, race you to the raft.
Fuck!
Oh, my God!
Oh, you're so fucking great!
Oh, you're fucking really great!
Fucking buy some fucking...
Come on, let me turn you over.
Now, this, yeah?
Oh!
Uh? Yeah!
I'm sorry. Oh, yeah!
So, you know Ken Webb?
Yeah, sort of.
Greasy Ken. The guy with the CDs, right?
Yeah.
He tried to kiss me.
He did?
Yeah, two days ago.
This guy I've know for like, 12 years as a family friend...
...put his hands on my face full on tongue!
God, it was so gross!
Was it gross because you'd known him for so long, or...
...cos he's gross?
No, it was definitely him.
I don't know. You know when you've known someone a long time, and you...
...just want to kiss him to see if he's a good kisser or not?
There's nothing wrong with that, right?
No.
Mmm.
Where you goin'? What's it look like?
I... I thought we were kissing.
Yeah, we were.
So...
So what, you like me now? Is this, like, a date?
Don't be gay.
Come back, Mr Woodchuck.
Gonna get you now!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, I'm so sorry, man!
Wh...?
Why did you shoot me?
I thought you were somethin' else.
I I... I di... Oh... fuck!
Are you all right? I'm s... I'm sick. I need help!
Um... I'll get you some help all right? I'll be right back.
I got a car.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, please!
Help me! Fuck!
I'm sick! I need water. Just lay down, don't move, man.
Water! I'll get you water...
...just stay... Don't come near me, OK?
Stay there! Is that your cabin?
No! Just stay there! Please, stay there!
Don't make me fuckin' shoot you, man! Just stay the fuck back...
...please!
Fuck!
Do here.
Yo, dipshit, where were you? You'd burn the fuckin' place down?
Are you fuckin' Smokey the Clown now?
Don't you mean Smokey the Bear?
Whatever, this is fuckin' horseshit man. It's a fucking fireplace.
How fucking old are you? Can't you be responsible for anything?
We can't leave you alone without you destroying something.
Oh, come on. What the fuck were you shooting at?
I heard a squirrel or somethin'. I was just lookin' for a squirrel.
A squirrel? Yeah.
You're such a fuckin' idiot! Stick up his ass!
Paul, why don't you tell us a story?
Oh... Hey, what are you gonna roast on that thing?
Come on, Paul, tell them the story!
I can't, it's a traumatic experience.
I like traumatic stories. I mean, not about me, but...
Paul, trauma bonds people. You can tell us.
Trauma bonds people who go through it, not people you tell it to.
Just tell 'em the fuckin' story! All right! All right.
There was this bowling alley when we were growing up.
You might remember it: Lenny Mead's Brighton Bowl.
It was in Brighton, right?
Probably why it was called the Brighton Bowl!
Anyway, we used to go there for birthday parties or with my dad...
...for the weekend or whatever...
...and this one time I asked my dad if we could go...
...he's, like "No, bowling alley's closed."
This marshmallow's so burned!
It turned out there had been a break in.
All the employees were held at gunpoint...
...and then after they'd been gagged and beaten...
...they were tied to chairs.
The chairs they were set in a circle...
...so that way everybody was forced to watch everybody else.
And then the robber, this...
...sick maniac...
...he goes and finds one of those little ball peen hammers...
...and one by one...
...he smashed the backs of their heads open with the hammer.
Everyone had to watch their friends die, knowing they'd soon be next.
Ball peen.
Guy doesn't stop there.
He goes and he breaks out the fire axe.
The alarm goes off he doesn't give a shit.
He hacked off al I their limbs.
Cops found six bloody torsos tied to the bowling seats...
...blood everywhere.
Turns out the guy was some disgruntled employee.
And that was my childhood playground.
Bert, you asshole, it's not funny. Yes, it is, you fuckin' slut!
Jeff! What?
Tell 'em about the happy bald guy. Oh, God, no, I can't take it!
He was the, uh... guy who gave us our shoes, quarters for the video games.
There was a room with a pool table too, but Dad didn't let us go there.
But the bald guy, he was always happy, always smiling, you know?
But the killer got him too.
When the cops searched the place...
...they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes.
Guy had bowled people's organs...
...arms, legs, everything.
Found the bald guy's head in the ball return.
He was still smiling. Oh, no!
You! I knew you were full of shit! No! No, I swear!
You suck! It was in the paper, I...
I'm laughing because Jeff is an asshole, and he's making me laugh.
No, I swear, I loved this place. I still remember all the sounds...
...like the cracking and the bouncing...
...and the smell of the shoes the sounds of the Qbert machine.
Holy, shit, what are you doing?
I'm cool, I'm cool! Are you spyin' on us?
Wait, is your dog friendly?
Yeah, yeah, he's cool.
This is Dr Mambo. Here, boy!
Come on, Dr Mambo.
He's a doctor, like a physician or a professor?
Yeah, he's a professor.
Of being a dog! Ooh, faced!
Scratch a mody.
That's a positive bonfire.
Got room for one more?
Actually, we were having a private conversation, if you don't mind.
That's cool, that's cool.
Guess I'll go smoke this weed by myself.
No, no, no. Oh, no, that's fine.
It's not that private, so, you know.
Awesome.
Yeah, sit right here.
I think he's gonna fuck her.
Wait, so your name was...?
Justin, but you can call me Grim. Grim.
Like grimace?
Grim is my skating name.
I got it out in Berkeley when I was competing in the X Games.
Oh, really? Karen's gonna go to Berkeley.
Dude!
Awesome!
Yeah, love Berkeley.
I mean, people there are so whacked.
I met these guys, and they had me fucked up for five days straight.
They wouldn't let me drink anything but beer.
Yeah, I've totally done that 'cept I did it with J D.
Hey, Karen's got a great idea, we should only drink beer on this trip.
Um, I could probably do that, Bert but I doubt that you could.
Well, all right, I bet you I can only drink beer on this trip, OK?
If I drink anything else, you can have the rest of my supply.
All right, you're on, only beer. Yeah, you're on.
So, what, you're like a skater? Is that your occupation?
Oh, crap!
The party's over.
Hey, uh, Justin, um... Grim you wanna come inside for a bit?
Uh, you know what? I'd love to...
...but I left shit outside my tent and it's started to rain.
If it gets fucked up it's $4 000 worth of shit pissed away.
How far's your tent?
It's, like, 20 minutes but I can be back in, like, 30.
Bring the weed! I will. Cool.
Check you dudes later. Come on, Dr Mambo!
Freak! I thought he was funny.
How did it work? What do you mean, how?
It had a hose a bunch of different settings...
...pulse, power, stream.
And you came every time?
Totally.
Can you imagine my disappointment the first time I had sex?
Tell me about it! What's that supposed to mean?
I got a better story than that. I'm sorry, Bert...
...but no story is better than Karen and her parents' shower massage.
No, seriously. I'm serious.
One time, I was masturbating...
...and my dog came up and started lickin' my balls.
Then right as I came it stuck its tongue up my ass.
That's fuckin' serious masturbation talent right there.
Fuckin' good.
He'd better've brought more weed or I'm not letting him in.
All right, relax, pal, I'm comin'!
His name's Grim.
Jesus Christ!
Help me. Please.
I need... need a doctor.
Doctor. Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
Um... Hey, somebody grab a blanket or somethin'.
You...
You shot me.
No, no, no, no. There's no way this contagious fucker's comin' in here.
He's sick, for Christ's sake!
No! D'you want him to come in here and touch your shit?
Your fuckin' soap, your...
Let's throw him a blanket or something!
...your douche or some shit? We can at least drive him to a d...
He's not fuckin' comin' in! We're out of range...
...I'm not getting anything.
Oh, fuck! What's that?
He's in the car. What?
Motherfucker!
Why is he fucking with us?
Grab your gun! Oh, fuck!
Come on, hurry up! He's in the car already! Go!
Get out that car! Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of there! Get out of the car, man! Get out!
Get out of the fuckin' car!
Oh, fuck!
Motherfucker! Get the fuck out!
Fuck!
You shot the car! What am I supposed to do?
Oh, my God, man! No!
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
He's coming towards us!
Stop or I'll fuckin' stab you!
Stop!
Get away!
All right, back off!
Fuck off!
Come on, leave us alone! Fuck off!
No!
I know, I know. I know. What else were we gonna do?
I mean, first he gets his shit all over the car...
...then I don't want him touchin' me or you or anybody.
I think the rain'll put him out. Listen, he's dead anyway.
I mean, you guys saw that shit on him.
He looked like he was skinned alive.
We have to tell the police it wasn't our fault.
I think we should tell them. Now. I think we should tell them now.
Would you calm down? There's nothing we can do. The car's fucked.
We need a mechanic. We'll find a neighbour...
...we'll find somebody who knows one and then we'll report the accident.
That's the key word here it was an accident, all right?
That guy's skin.
Holy shit!
You should probably clean up some of this shit while we're gone.
I'll save some for you guys. Look, just stick with the girls.
What's that supposed to mean? Means you're a fuckin' pussy.
That's fucked up.
As fucked up as you beating shit out of my truck with that bat of yours.
What about the jack off with the rifle: You forget about him?
Come on, man, we all fucked up that car. Don't put it on me.
Morning, boys. You guys gonna kill each other now?
Where are you goin'?
To get help.
So, um, Bert and Jeff have gone in...
I know.
Look, last night was a really fucked up situation.
I think... Paul, that guy asked for our help.
We lit him on fire.
You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.
I got scared.
You know? I was just tryin' to help.
Karen...
I'm sorry, Paul.
Every time I close my eyes I see him.
It was an accident.
The guy was gonna die anyway.
Better?
Yeah.
Thanks, Paul.
Hello!
Damn it, you varmint!
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
God damn it! God damn it!
God damn it!
Hold it! You there!
Do you see this? Do you see this shit?
No, we didn't see anything. Tell Murray I can' t eat this shit.
Some goddamn animal's been running around infecting everything.
Now, what am I supposed to do with a sick hog, huh? Huh?
Because I am not about to eat that meat. Would you?
No, I'm... I'm a vegetarian, I... Because none of this shit's good.
It's all sick, it's all got to go back. And I want me a new hog!
You know what? We were just lookin' for a mechanic, so...
A mechanic? You won't find one around here, you'll have to go to town.
See, that's the thing. Our car's busted so we can't get into town...
...so we need to find someone that'll take us into town to find a mechanic.
Oh. Well, I already been in town today, sorry.
All... all right. Well... well, if you do go back...
...would you tell us, because see we're stayin' in a cabin...
...and, uh... we don't know Murray?
Oh, I'm sorry!
Why, yes, of course, of course!
Heck, why didn't y'all just come out and say that?
Well, come on inside I've got a radio. We'll call Ricky.
He's got a tow truck, yeah. Ricky, all right.
Sorry to bother you, but this crazy guy came out of the woods...
...and tried to trash our car or somethin', I don't know.
Sounds terrible. I have some juice.
So, this person damaged your car?
Yeah... it was just this crazy hermit, real dangerous.
We had to chase him away with bats and everything.
A hermit? It wasn't Henry, was it?
Nah, shit, never.
Henry? No, my cousin Henry...
...but he knows about that ordinance he wouldn't do somethin' like that.
Did you say you hit him with a bat? No.
No: No, it wasn't Henry.
It was our friend Walter. He got drunk, and one thing led to another.
Well, that's no good.
Hey, I got a great idea. Why don't we take a walk down ourselves?
It's really nice out. We'll just walk.
I haven't really seen the scenery. You sure? Ricky's awfully handy.
Thanks a lot for your help. Are you sure?
Yeah, fresh air sounds great.
We really appreciate your help. Take care.
I can't believe we burned Henry. Fuck!
Hello?
Hello!
Hello?
Anyone home?
Hello?
Wah!
Bert, you dicknose! Shut up!
What the hell? Did you find anybody?
No, nothin'.
I followed the path that that old guy ran, but...
...I couldn't find him. He could still be alive.
No, it's impossible.
You want any beef jerky?
Bert, put it away. Why?
Cos it's not our house! So?
Did you find a phone? No. I felt weird looking around.
There's nobody here. We found this other place...
...but, uh... there's nobody there either.
Hm. I wonder if the cops know about it yet.
Doubt it. If they did they'd probably have been at the cabin by now.
Mornin', son. Deputy Winston Bunyan County Sheriff's Department.
Hi. Hi, what can I do for you?
I'm out patrollin', and I heard there was a commotion here last night.
I just wanna know what the story is.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Some guy tried to break into our cabin...
...and he was sick. I don't know what kind of disease he had, but...
...he was a mess.
OK. Well I'm gonna have to report this.
Yeah, no, totally. My... my friends are out looking for a neighbour...
...so we could actually call you. We don't have a phone in here.
Yeah, that's because everyone uses radios. That's what I use.
Hey...
Looks like you guys were doing some pretty good partying, huh, man?
Well, yeah, you know we were drinkin', and...
...then this guy came along and he tried to break into the cabin.
We had no choice but to get rough.
I mean, I feel awful...
...but he was goin' crazy. He smashed into our car, and...
...and then he wouldn't come out so... we had to hit him.
I mean, we hurt him. We were terrified, we didn't know what to do.
That's why we went to look for help today...
Hey, man, I told you, right? I'm gonna make a report.
Don't worry about it: He ain't gonna come back, man.
Looks like you scared him away pretty good.
I ain't gonna let him ruin your fun all right?
Well, thank you. Cos I'll tell you...
...my friend's inside right now and she's pretty freaked out.
She wants to go home.
We all kinda do.
You got a lady friend, huh?
Yeah, I bet you like to party...
...with the ladies.
Paul?
Is everything OK?
Howdy, ma'am. Everything's fine.
Just go back inside, have yourself a big forty, just party.
Um... OK.
Oh, daddy, man! What are you talkin' about leavin' for?
You got to stay and party.
Well, that's why we came here in the first place.
I'm tellin' you, man this is a major party town.
Really?
You kiddin' me, man? You know what it's like...
...when you go to a new town and you're the new guy?
All the girls see you walkin' down the street...
...they all know you got five pounds of danglin' meat.
They're lookin' for no commitment.
You understand what I'm sayin'?
Yeah, I've heard that phrase. Shit, man, this is that town.
It's like when I go party up in, uh, Wombusaw...
...my cousin goes to school there.
When I party in Wombusaw I know I'm gonna get pussy, man.
Plus, you know, the girls up there don't know I'm a deputy...
...so I know they're gonna party hard with me.
And believe me, man, they do.
That's too bad: Bet you used to rule this town before you had a badge.
Yeah, but you know badge'll make you grow up quick.
Holy shit, man! This guy did a number on your ride.
I'm gonna put out an APB, we're gonna catch this guy, all right?
Yeah. You know it wasn't totally him.
We... we hit it too.
We were tryin' to scare him away you know?
D'you think you can get somebody up here to fix it?
What do I look like, man, an idiot?
I'll have somebody up here by tomorrow afternoon, all right?
You're top priority you're the party man!
Do you realise how many great parties we're gonna have?
Phew! Fortune shined on you, brother.
I know where all the big parties are at.
Hah! Listen, just remember my name's Winston, all right?
You know how to get ahold of me, right?
911? That's it, my man.
Take it easy, all right? Yeah.
Did he say he's gonna report this shit or not?
I think he is, but he didn't make it seem like we did anything wrong.
Just said he'd get a tow truck up here by tomorrow.
Sounds weird to me. The guy was weird.
Once he saw Karen he didn't wanna leave.
Has, uh, Karen left her room yet?
Nah, she's still sleeping. I don't know what's up with her.
She wants to get out of here as soon as she can.
Kinda puts a kink in your plan, huh?
What plan?
What plan!
The plan you been tryin' to execute since what, eighth grade?
No, there's no plan, not any more.
Whatever. You guys are funny.
Fuckin'... she likes you cos you're nice to her, and she's nice to you...
...cos she can control you, and...
...you're nice to her because... Bert. Bert, don't move!
Fuck.
It's that fuckin' freak's dog, man.
Should I hit it?
I don't know, man. If you're gonna hit it, hit it hard.
Oh, shit.
So where's Grim?
I'll tell you where he is: Out there rotting. There's some sick shit...
...out in the woods, and the fuckin' hermit's spreading it around.
I'm not gonna wait for that deputy. I say we get out of here right now.
Should we say something on our way out...
...like "We burned some guy alive"? Yes.
No! Jeff!
Fine, fuck it, we'll tell the cops. We have to.
They're gonna figure it out. The deputy knows something happened.
We're the only outsiders: They're gonna trace it back to us.
I feel nauseous.
Karen...
How soon can you get us out of here?
I don't know if I can fix the car.
I'm thinking I could make it driveable, you know?
Then we could drive into town and tell 'em what happened.
That'll be that, right?
But you're gonna have to watch me with the gun.
I'm not gonna go out there with that fuckin' dog around.
Oh, I need a bath.
Jeff's mom has the stupidest ideas.
"Let's get a cabin." So gay.
Hey.
Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
That's OK.
I think Marcy made some chilli.
I'm not hungry.
All right, then I'll just let you go back to sleep.
No, wait.
Stay.
Fuck!
Why'd you stop? Could you shoot him already?
Don't stop, just keep workin'! Shoot it!
If it gets any closer I can hit it. Fuck.
Just keep workin'!
Oh, my...
Oh, my God!
Shit!
Marcy!
Keep back.
She's got it, she's sick!
Oh, no, she's fuckin' got it. Oh, shit.
I think I'm really sick.
Stay in your fuckin' bed, OK?
Bert, can you help me?
Bert, calm down! No! Get the fuck out! Everybody!
Whoa! Hey! Just get the fuck out!
Bert, please! Stay in your fuckin' bed!
I'm bleeding!
Hey, calm down! Can I go to the bathroom, please?
You fuckin' bitch, get in bed! Leave her alone!
Bert!
What? Come on, leave her alone, damn it!
What the fuck is your problem?
It's your fuckin' friend, she's sick she's not coming near me, OK?
I'm doing this for you for all you fucks.
Don't leave me! Bert! Bert! Bert, calm down.
Oh, God. OK.
What?
Fuck you guys.
Karen, I'm sorry. We just don't want to get it.
I'm gonna die in here. No, you're not.
Karen, please. We're going to get help now.
What about that guy's dog? Someone'll be watchin' with a gun.
We're gonna bolt the door shut.
Someone's gonna be out here the whole time...
...we won't leave you alone.
I want to go home!
Ah!
Karen?
Karen.
Come on, Karen, you got to eat.
Uh, let me know if you need anything else, OK?
OK?
Better close the door, Marcy.
Wouldn't want to infect everyone.
Oh, God! Um... What are you doin'?
I... uh... my friend she's very sick, and...
You are very sick! Oh, my God, I'm sorry. No, I...
That's my wife in there!
Look, my friend's dying we need a phone. Please!
Get the fuck off my property!
Shit! Shit!
Where've you been? Did you find anyone?
All right, well, come on inside Marcy made chilli.
Nobody's hungry.
What if Karen used those bowls? Jesus, Jeff, I washed 'em!
He's right. I'm not gonna eat until we get back down the town.
You know any of you guys could have it.
I know we checked, but I'm not gonna sleep near you guys.
So go sleep in the car, Jeff and give us all a break!
The car? That thing's a germ factory. I don't even want to ride in it.
Will you calm down? I cleaned it, OK?
Why don't you go sleep... Maybe I will, you...
You know what? You're right...
...we should probably prepare our own meals.
Who am I? Agh, I'm melting!
I'm burning! Arrgh!
What's your fuckin' problem? You're gonna burn down this whole place.
What? Asshole!
Ow! What, bitch?
Jeff! Motherfucker!
Get the fuck off!
Shut the fuck up!
Christ, I...
...I can't take it any more.
Just no more yelling, OK? We can eat alone, we can sleep alone, whatever.
We have to talk to each other.
We have to work together.
Bert, you just lost the bet.
Oh, shit!
OK, Karen, he's gone.
All right, we're gonna stay out here all night for you, all right?
Karen?
Fuck! OK.
Fuck!
Come on, let's go, everybody hurry up! The Jeep's runnin'. Jeff!
Get up. Come on, Karen, we got to go.
I think I have a fever.
Let's go!
Come on, Jeff, let's go! Come on, motherfucker!
All right, uh put her in the back, OK?
I don't think we should sit next to her.
Fuck off, man! Put her in the front, then.
No, I'm not driving with her next to me.
I'm driving. Just get in the fucking car, OK?
Fine.
Karen? Karen, are you OK?
Oh, God, Karen.
We've got to get her to town she's gonna die.
She's not goin' anywhere. Fuck it!
Right, come on, you guys comin'? Are you nuts? She infected the car.
Well, I'll take my chances, man. I'm not leaving Karen, I can't!
Bert, you don't look so hot. I don't feel so hot either...
...but the longer we fuckin' argue the more she lies there and rots.
How sick are you, Bert? Did that old guy touch you?
Fucking horseshit, man, come on!
Well, did he or didn't he? Fuck this, man!
I'm gettin' her a fuckin' doctor!
We should move her back to the shed.
Oh, God, she's bleeding again. Don't move her!
It's OK, Karen, we're gonna get help.
Goin' somewhere? Anywhere but here.
Here.
Where the fuck do you think you're going?
Jeff? Just let him go.
Jeff!
Don't fuckin' come near me! Stop!
Stop! I don't wanna get sick. I don't want any of us gettin' sick...
...but you fuckin' fuckers insist on touchin' her...
...and now she's bleedin' over you both. So you two can fuckin' rot.
But not me! No fuckin' way! Not me!
Asshole!
Oh, shit.
We're all gonna get it.
We're all gonna get sick...
...and Jeff's in the woods getting drunk.
We're not.
Bert's gonna get help. Karen'll be fine.
I promise.
It's like being on a plane when you know it's gonna crash.
Everyone around you's screaming and yelling...
..."We're going down! We're going down!"
And all you wanna do is grab the person next to you...
...and fuck the shit out of 'em, cos you know you'll be dead soon anyway.
You don't use condoms?
Don't worry about me.
Oh, fuck!
Ow!
Oh!
Hello?
Somebody help! Hello?
What the hell happened to you?
Uh...
...my friend, she's sick.
You don't look so good. I know, just...
There's this disease, I... I think all my friends are getting it.
I... Do you just know where a hospital is around or something?
Yeah. Stay right there. Don't come any closer.
I'll get a doctor. Thanks.
Pancakes! Pancakes!
No pancakes.
Pancakes!
No pancakes!
Dennis! Dennis, I told you to stay on the swing. Dennis!
Dennis!
Aagh!
Fuck!
Agh!
God damn it! What pancakes?
Why'd you come here? Look what you done.
I just need a doctor, OK? What you done to this poor boy?
What's he done to you?
I need a... fuckin' doctor, man!
I already lost one boy.
I ain't losin' another.
And what if the doctors can't fix my boy?
You get my boy sick, it's the same as killin' him. It's murder.
What? You bein' sick...
...that's your problem.
Now Dennis is sick that's my problem.
And if I get sick that's Lucille's problem.
So we got to stop the problem.
We got to stop the problem right now!
Fenster, rifle!
Fuck you, man!
There's some kids in the cabin they got a disease.
They just gave it to Dennis.
We'll need the kit.
Jesus, Paul...
...you really did a number on my back.
I'm gonna find Jeff then we're gonna walk out of here.
What about Bert?
I can't wait for him I have to get out of here.
Paul, what about Karen? Paul!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuckin' piece of fuckin' shit!
Oh! Agh!
Agh!
Ugh!
Oh, shit!
Up here!
No!
Bert! They're comin' for you, man!
Who, the deputy? No, the guy...
...the guy from the store. Argh!
I knew these kids were trouble the minute they stole from Cad.
Good God, they're doin' sacrifices or somethin'.
This ain't Christian.
Good night, fucker!
Got 'im!
Argh!
Jeff! Jeff! It's the water!
Stay where you are! Don't drink the water!
Hello?
Jeff?
Jeff!
Jeff?
Grim!
Fuck me.
Fuck!
Here, have a big beer. Come on, drink up.
You got some sexy hair.
Got sexy shoes too.
Shit, what the fuck happened to you, man?
The tow truck. What happened to the tow truck, Winston?
Oh, shit, man, the fuckin' party man!
I am so fuckin' sorry about the tow truck. I sent it, it broke down...
...I had to get a tow truck to get that fuckin' tow truck.
Man, what do you need? You need a fuckin' ride?
Yeah.
Yeah, a ride would be good.
Winston.
Shit! Winston, do you copy?
Yes, sir, I copy. I'm still lookin' for that underage booze party.
You never mind that. We got bigger problems. Some kids up in a cabin...
...are on a kil lin' spree: Two possibly three casualties already.
Now, they are armed and hostile do not go anywhere near 'em.
They got some kind of a skin virus that'I I eat you alive...
...so if you do see 'em...
...do not hesitate to shoot 'em on sight. Do you copy?
Yes, sir. Could you just repeat that last part, man?
I said if you see the kids...
...you shoot 'em on sight.
So, how about that ride, Winston?
Oh, what the fuck, m... Shoot him!
Hey, man, I can't. You heard that walkie talkie dude.
The fuckin' gun's in the car, man! I just want to get into town.
Why don't you just fuckin' relax? Get away, you fuckin' fruitcake!
You're not goin' anyplace!
Fuck! Shit, man!
All right, be cool! Be cool!
Agh! Argh, fuck!
Fuck!
You fuckin' idiot! You just fucked up the whole party, you fucking idiot!
Party's over, Winston.
Son.
We need you to start from the beginning.
Everybody's dead.
We need to know where you got this disease.
It was a guy from the woods...
...and he...
Oh, God, he looked like Bert's marshmallow.
He told me he would get a tow truck.
I should've killed him too.
We're not equipped to handle this. Cook County's his only shot.
Fine.
You put him in my car.
I'll take care of him.
Hey, look who's wakin' up! It's the fuckin' party man!
Guess the party ain't over, huh?
We're gonna have a long night of partyin', man, a long night.
Water.
Ain't got no water, man all I got's a forty.
But if you want some water I'll find some for you, OK?
You sit tight, buddy man I'll take care of you.
Water!
Holy shit!
They're dead.
My God, they're all dead!
And I made it.
I made it.
My God, I made it.
I did it, I fucking made it!
I fucking made it, I did it!
I fucking made it! I knew it!
I knew it! I fuckin' made it!
I fuckin' made it!
I made it!
I fucking made it!
You got rid of that other one, right?
Hey, I think there's another one in the basement.
Come on, boys.
Let's do this!
Hey, fellas. It's been a rough morning up here.
Lemonade, mister?
Thanks, son, don't mind if I do. That's five cents.
Businessmen! You almost take after your grandad.
Why, they're runnin' me out of my own business...
...stealin' me blind right here on the porch.
Whoa! Now, that is mighty fine.
Mighty fine! Grab a cup, boys this round's on me.
Here you go, all polished and everything, ain't that a beauty?
Look at that, honey it looks like it's brand new.
Hi, my niggers, how are ya? What's up, nigger, what you doin'?
Where you been, man? I can't do it myself.
That's a little better.
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