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He's got some marriage advice, would
you believe, for Harry and Megan?
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See you with that and loads more
at 08:30.
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Sorry, just the casual way
Lorraine said,
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"We're going to talk
to Bill Clinton..."
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"We'll just talk to Bill..."
MUG CLATTERS
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Oh, no! No!
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OK, sorry, we have an emergency.
Oh, a spillage.
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Because Susannah's just spilt
her tea all over the desk.
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It was the excitement
of Bill Clinton.
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It was a spillage.
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Well, actually, that leads me neatly
to an quite amusing item.
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Wait a minute, no, no, no.
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DAVID WALLIAMS: Welcome to my
star-studded castle of cock-ups.
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MACHINE PLAYS A TUNE
What the hell is going on?!
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It'll get live and dangerous.
Help Me!
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People...
Argh!
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Apologies for that disruption.
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With calamities
from the cutting room...
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Oh, 606...'.!
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...the stars will come crashing down.
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That is literally the first time
that's ever happened on the show.
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But they'll get through it...
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Arqh!
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Arqh...!
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...because no matter what happens...
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Sorry.
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I'm so sorry!
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I'm so sorry!
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...the show must go on.
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We're transmitting this!
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We start with Alan Carr and
another one of his Epic Game shows.
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Today, it's Play Your Cards Right.
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Although, for Alan it's more like
play your cards wrong.
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Higher or lower than a three?
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Higher.
Higher.
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I thought you'd say that.
Higher than a three?
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0h!
WQW!
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Wow!
You've just lost the lot.
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Oh!
LAUGHTER
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Whoops!
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I don't remember Brucie
ever doing that.
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You've lost a life.
Now I've lost my job!
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LAUGHTER
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OK, sorry, love,
let me just get this...
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Wotcha, geezers, it's The Wall
with Cockney hard man Danny Dyer.
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In this game,
the options are A or B.
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But it nearly ends up in A&E.
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GAME SHOW VOICE-OVER:
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Forget Rain and Shine.
This is one he'll never forget.
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Are you all right, son?
I'm absolutely fine.
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Just embarrassed.
I'm glad it was you and not me.
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Hm, charming!
Oh, how funny!
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It's question one.
Let's calm down!
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If they carry on like this,
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The Wall will have
a higher body count than EastEnders.
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Love Island.
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As Italian stallion Davide
makes a dramatic decision.
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Gemma.
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But what we didn't see on TV moments
before was even more dramatic.
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Now we begin. Because a second
before, I didn't have...
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And then I go to...
Hairdryer upstairs.
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So, you can lead
an Italian stallion to water,
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but you can't make him drink.
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Now he's keeping everyone waiting.
Better.
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Yes, much better.
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The writers on Coronation Street
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do a wonderful job
of mixing drama and comedy.
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But it's a problem for the actors
if the scripts get too funny.
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Two books.
Two?!
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Well, yeah, sometimes you read one,
it's not what you fancy.
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There's a big telly in the room.
Oh, for goodness' sake!
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Adam, stop complaining. You've
literally dragged it 50 yards.
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And I've packed your pants
and your knickers...
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Oh, no!
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BLEEP Sorry.
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That is why Benedict Cumberbatch
turns down any script
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that contains the word "knickers".
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Bargain Hunt.
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They're still picking up
tat for tuppence
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and turning it into TV gold.
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The red team have spied a telescope,
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but they need to forget the planets
and focus on the price.
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So, if I run back now and
try and buy a telescope for 235...
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Yes.
Let me report back.
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I'm on the clock,
so we are edging a bit towards time.
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Go! Go! Go!
See you later.
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Thank you!
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Cue the comedy running.
Keep running!
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Go! Go! Faster!
Oh, it's all a big laugh.
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Until the producer remembers
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giddy antiques dealers don't usually
mix well with wet grass.
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Are you all right?
I'm OK.
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So, he failed to get the telescope.
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But he did end up seeing stars.
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A League Of Their Own.
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And footballers
need to watch their calories.
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So, Patrice Evra has a subtle way
of avoiding too much sugar.
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In the end,
the producers dropped this scene,
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but not because Patrice
dropped his ice cream.
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It turned out Jamie
had to go back into make-up.
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That's not funny!
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All right,
almost time for the end of the show.
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Time for Strictly Fitness.
Cue the music!
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Morning Live,
and Gethin will be sitting down
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for Strictly Fitness today
because he has a doctor's note.
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Unfortunately,
their dog Dolly can't read.
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Now, this is going to be
working your shoulders...
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DOLLY BARKS AND GROWLS
..and you arms at the same time.
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She's not happy with Gethin's moves.
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Or anyone's, really.
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Let's hope she likes hearing
the voice of Alan Dedicoat.
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All right, take it away, Alan.
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With an upper-body workout,
it's Neil Jones.
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DOLLY BARKS AND GROWLS
OK, here we go.
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We're leaning over first. And up.
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DOLLY BARKS
And down.
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Now, you can always
take a can of beans as well.
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Dolly is hard to please.
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If Craig Revel Horwood
ever leaves,
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they should sign her up
for Strictly.
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Rolling.
Come on, Dolly!
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Lovely. Last ten seconds.
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Oh, let's keep it going
to finish off the Tuesday.
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DOLLY BARKS
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And that is about it,
cos Dolly's had enough.
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She called it a swan.
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Dolly moves on. And so must we.
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Political problems now.
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And BBC Breakfast are going live
to the Ministry of Defence,
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where they're always on
a state of alert.
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Perhaps too much alert.
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Now, the Russian government
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can choose to stop
being as belligerent as it is...
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FEMALE VOICE:
This is a security call...
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I'm really sorry, the Ministry
of Defence does this sometimes.
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FEMALE VOICE: There will shortly
be a test of the fire alarm system.
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I'm really embarrassed.
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Do you want me to come back to you
in a few minutes
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when they've stopped testing
the fire alarms in our building?
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It's not his fault.
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But this test of the fire alarm is
turning into a test of his patience.
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Do you know it's a test for sure?
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I do know it's a test. I'm really
embarrassed that this is the case.
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Erm, I can persevere,
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but this is going to go on for about
30 seconds or more, I'm afraid.
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Ooh, that's what my Simon
said to me last night.
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James Heappey, there's not much we
can be certain about at the moment,
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but we can at least be certain
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that the fire alarm system
in the Ministry of Defence
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is indeed operational.
I'm so sorry, Charlie.
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Sorry.
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It happens.
Thank you very much for your time.
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June 2022.
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Forget Party gate,
forget Wall paper gate,
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if you want to know the real reason
his MPs walked out, this was it.
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Sorry, I was Mayor of London.
We've got crime down by 20%.
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Prime Minister,
it's good to talk to you.
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Neighbourhood crime is down...
Lorraine is waiting...
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...since I was elected by 33%.
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...to take up all the issues
you've brought up in interview.
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Who's Lorraine?
Thank you very much indeed.
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Who's Lorraine?! She's a legend.
OK, fantastic.
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Why does everyone
want to talk to Lorraine?
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And he called himself
a man of the people?
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"Who's Lorraine?"
Everyone knows Lorraine!
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I love how he said,
"Who's Lorraine?"
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And why should he know who I am?
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I mean, he's busy in the morning.
He wouldn't be watching us.
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Although, he could learn a lot,
as you know.
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Sir Keir Starmer.
He knows who Lorraine is.
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And he won't talk to anyone else
in the morning.
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For Sir Keir,
it's Lorraine or nobody.
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So, a massive thanks.
Let's hear it for Barnet!
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Let's hear it for Labour!
CHEERING
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Sir Keir,
you're live on Good Morning Britain.
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Sir...
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He doesn't want to talk
to the viewing millions.
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He'd rather chat to 25 people
in a car park.
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Sir Keir,
you're live on Good Morning Britain.
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Have you benefited from
Boris Johnson's problems here?
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We have...
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Oh, no!
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Sir Keir finally makes his statement
to the nation,
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and the satellite signal drops out.
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Let's hope he's still talking
when it comes back.
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Thank you to all of you
for everything that you have done.
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Oh, the signal is back,
but Sir Keir has moved on.
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Oh, I hope they're not
too disappointed in the studio.
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The perils of live television.
just as Richard got in there,
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unfortunately,
we lost the connection.
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Boris Johnson
probably unplugged something,
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bitter he was cut off for Lorraine.
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Oxford MP Anneliese Dodds.
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She thought doing her interview in
the loft conversion would be safe.
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But she was wrong.
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...a situation
for dealing with the virus
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and then ensuring that
we have that economic support there
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for businesses and for individuals
that they need at this time.
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OK, somebody who wants
to come and say hello to you
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while you're on the telly.
We've seen this happen before.
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She's...
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She's welcome any time
on the program me.
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And she's welcome any time
on our program me, too.
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It's almost 6:00am,
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and election coverage has been
going on throughout the night.
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But, Reeta, please keep talking
for just a few seconds longer
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before handing back to Huw.
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Reeta, thanks very much.
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I'm going to admit to you that I've
just had a little bit of croissant.
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And I'm just finishing it.
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And I'm ashamed to say that,
but there you go.
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Busted!
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Although, I can't blame Huw.
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For long days on BGT, I keep
a cream horn under the judges' desk
215
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in case I need a sneaky mouthful.
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I'm just wondering
whether Sir john Curtice
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has been helping himself
to French patisserie this morning
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as he's chomping through his data.
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I was about to say, Huw, whether
you're going to send them up to us.
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Because they've certainly
not reached here yet.
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I shall make a delivery
at six o'clock, john.
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Thank you very much indeed,
we shall look forward to it.
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So, remember, if you want pastries,
just call Deliver-Huw.
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It's the Australian Prime Minister
Scott Morrison
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during his campaign for re-election.
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A game of football with some kids
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seemed like a great idea
to his PR team.
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But he thought he was playing rugby.
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Whoops!
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I did a rugby tackle!
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He tries to style it out,
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but with the world's press watching,
this has turned into a PR disaster.
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He's fine. I held him up.
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Yeah, you held him up
after you landed on him.
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Naturally, their reporters wanted
to know if the kid was really OK
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and if he had a message
for his Prime Minister.
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We've got a red card!
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A red card for the PM!
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I say, sin-bin him for ten.
What a character!
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He's not just a character,
he's psychic.
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Two weeks later, PM Scott Morrison
was out on his ear.
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But politics' loss
is sumo wrestling's gain.
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Time for a break
and my Big Cock-up Question.
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And pop on your verruca socks,
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we're off to the pool
with The Games.
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Ryan Thomas and Chelcee Grimes
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are climbing higher than
any other celebrity couple so far.
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COMMENTATOR: So, remember,
what they are about to do
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potentially can score them
more points.
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But what will happen to Ryan
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that will send them
to the top of my leader board?
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Find out after the break.
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DAVID WALLIAMS: Welcome back.
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Cock-ups on entertainment shows
now, as we return to The Games.
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Before the break, we saw
Ryan Thomas and Chelcee Grimes
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preparing to go in at the deep end.
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COMMENTATOR: So, remember,
what they are about to do
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potentially can score them
more points.
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I asked, "What will happen to Ryan
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"that will send them
to the top of my leader board?"
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Let's find out.
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Love you.
All right, love you, too.
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OK.
Here we go.
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One, two, three... Toes!
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Oh, and let's go!
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KLAXON BLARES
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Sorry, viewers,
you'll just have to imagine it.
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How hard is it
to keep your trunks on?
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Back there, we know you had
a bit of a malfunction.
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Oh, really?! Oh, no!
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Did the sock fall out?
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He said "sock"! "Sock"!
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COMMENTATOR:
Look at these celebrations!
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Superb!
CH EERING AND APPLAUSE
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
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Or, in Greg Davies' case,
Never Mind The Buzzcock-ups,
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as he tries to get through
this question about Bargain Hunt.
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But what I want to know
from Noel's team
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is what was so special
about Bez's appearance on the show?
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Was it...?
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LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
Or C...
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GREG BREAKS DOWN LAUGHING
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Try again.
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Or C, he had to be...
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GREG BREAKS DOWN LAUGHING
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Or C, he had to be spoken to
by producers after...
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GREG BREAKS DOWN LAUGHING
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D'oh!
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He had to be spoken to
by the producers...
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LAUGHTER
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I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
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Or was it C, he had to be spoken to
by the producers
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after repeatedly attempting to pull
Tim Wonnacott's trousers down
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during the auction?
LAUGHTER
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That's as good as it's going to get.
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I think the Buzzcocks producers
can live with that, Greg.
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They'll have to if they want
to get home before midnight.
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Now some cut footage
from Britain's Got Talent.
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I can't imagine why the producers
didn't want this to go out.
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Why would you say forehead?
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Because I'm only trying, aren't I?
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Now, come on, Ant, they didn't
make you headbutt the coconut.
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You did that yourself, didn't you?
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Still, no real harm done.
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Come on, then, Donnelly,
what are you counting that as?
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You've cut your head on a coconut.
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Oh, have I?
Yeah.
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You said, "Use your forehead."
Now he's cut it.
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Now I've cut my forehead.
He's cut his head on a coconut.
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How irresponsible are you?!
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How coco-nutty is that?
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Don't worry,
the coconut was absolutely fine.
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The same couldn't be said
for Ant's fabulous forehead.
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MAN: I'll get a bandage.
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A bandage?
You're going to have to.
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You've got to stop the infection.
What? Infection?
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This is very extreme
for a little tap on the forehead.
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When do I change this?
When I get home?
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Yeah. So, a new one every day.
A new one every day?
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On this forehead?
For three weeks.
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No...
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For three weeks?!
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With that forehead, it's going
to cost him a small fortune.
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Well, don't tap it! Medic!
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Well, I look a right prize punter,
don't I?
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Yes. Yes. Yes, you do.
328
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,455
The Voice.
329
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And considering what they
went through to impress will.i.am,
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you'd think these contestants
would be a little more excited.
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Welcome to Team Will.
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That's supposed to be like,
"Whoo!" after that.
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Welcome to Team Will.
ENTHUSIASTIC WHOOPING
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thank you!
335
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,335
Remember, it's The Voice,
not The Awkward Silence.
336
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On ITV2, half the guys
are looking for a honey.
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The others
are just in it for the money.
338
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But I don't know how Sofia
will spot the liars.
339
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She can't even spot
the gaps in the decking.
340
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Oh, are you all right?
BLEEP!
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They're lucky I've got, like,
cheap heels for this show.
342
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And this is why I stopped wearing
my high heels on TV.
343
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,255
Celebrity juice.
And the team have come up with
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hundreds of naughty games
over the years.
345
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,255
You can't expect Keith
to remember the rules to them all.
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WQW!
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All you've got to do
is pick up three celebrities.
348
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,655
OK.
Not punters, not real people,
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but celebrities.
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Not three, but two,
I've just been told!
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LAUGHTER
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All you've got to do
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is pick up two celebrities.
Two.
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So, the producers stepped in to
make sure Keith got the rules right.
355
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,095
Unfortunately,
no-one was able to step in
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to save Vernon Kay
from Grimmy's steel.
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BIKE BELL DINGS
Here he is!
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LOUD THUD
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To make matters worse, Nick
Grimshaw's rickshaw is unlicensed.
360
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,135
Sorry, Vernon...
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00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,495
LOUD THUD
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...no combo.
363
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,895
Cock-ups in news now.
Well, I say news.
364
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,655
I'm not sure this story about a
lazy farm dog really counts as news.
365
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,135
Absolutely.
It's a terrific little story.
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00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,335
I must admit,
a cattle dog that won't chase,
367
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,175
I mean, what's our next story?
A fish that won't swim?
368
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,215
Well,
if it's animal stories they like,
369
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,335
just imagine the mileage
they're going to get out of this.
370
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,495
Stay well, mate.
And we'll see you next time.
371
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,015
Pleasure.
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00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,615
Oh, look at that big bird
behind his head. Did you see that?
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00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,535
The animals are coming!
Whoa, look at that!
374
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,335
Help! Help!
375
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,895
Whoa, check it out!
376
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,175
See you, I'm off! Bye!
377
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,935
Oh, dear,
they say crows bring bad luck.
378
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,055
One that size, and he's really
going to be in trouble.
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00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,575
Look out!
Argh!
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00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,335
STV news.
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Where this reporter regrets offering
work experience to two trainees.
382
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,935
Now, so far people...
383
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,855
Arqh!
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00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,495
Apologies for the disruption there.
I'll be meeting...
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00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,655
For legal reasons,
we've blurred the kids' faces
386
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,535
and sentenced them to four weeks
in the STV canteen
387
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,575
cleaning the deep-fat fryer.
388
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,375
It's nice that occasionally
presenters like jon Kay
389
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,575
take a moment to bring some sunshine
into our lives.
390
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,095
...the joys of just cooking.
Cook her something special.
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00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,695
I've got something joyful for you.
392
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,895
Have a look at this.
Let's look out the window.
393
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,295
Because the sun is shining
over Media City,
394
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,015
over Manchester there.
395
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,895
A beautiful view.
396
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,575
Manchester?
That's London, isn't it?
397
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,455
Oh, sorry.
398
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,935
I thought the view had changed
somewhat overnight.
399
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,375
Erm, it's actually London.
Right, fine.
400
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,455
Yes, Jon, it's London.
401
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,735
I think The Shard
is a bit of a giveaway.
402
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,255
Headlines and geography lessons
coming up.
403
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,735
Reporters, never film with kids
after eating garlic bread for lunch.
404
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,135
Just half the prep cohort
started here today
405
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,375
at The Mother Of Good Counsel
Primary School...
406
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,535
HE LAUGHS
407
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,135
I must try this on the other members
of the BGTjudging panel.
408
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,375
Willow... Thank you, Willow.
409
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,375
We'll keep that for the record.
410
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,775
It's not easy putting together
a news program me
411
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,855
first thing in the morning.
412
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,975
I suspect that
whoever does the graphics
413
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,975
has not yet had their coffee.
414
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,855
Our Middle East correspondence
Tom Bateman is there in Istanbul,
415
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,695
where the talks are taking place.
Is he in Istanbul?
416
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,575
It looks more like he's in Isbanbul.
417
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,895
Where's that, somewhere in Burkey?
418
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,655
And let's just take a moment
to celebrate the reporters
419
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who risk life and limb
to bring us the news.
420
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,175
They don't do it for money,
they don't do it for the fame,
421
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,415
and they certainly don't do it
for the free drinks.
422
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,615
The crowd is certainly
getting bigger.
423
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,295
And they're very passionate here...
424
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,215
I've just been struck
in the back of the head by a can.
425
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,935
I'm not sure whether you saw that.
426
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,935
We saw it.
427
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,815
Criminal behaviour.
428
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,975
And a waste of good lager.
429
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,655
Look at her! Isn't she gorgeous?
430
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,375
She's already a star.
431
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,415
Yes, she's a star.
432
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,415
And we all know what stars are like.
Demanding.
433
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,215
Very demanding.
434
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,095
BABY GRIZZLES
Er, Lily May is clearly...
435
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,295
Tell us what's going on.
436
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,095
This is because she wants to be fed,
isn't it?
437
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,335
Yeah, our timing...
You don't need to apologise.
438
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,495
Our timing's all wrong.
439
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,695
Now, our director can tell us
if we can hear OK.
440
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,775
Can we still hear OK?
That's good.
441
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,975
I'll have her. Bring her to me.
442
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,695
Fortunately, BBC Breakfast
train their presenters
443
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,255
to do more
than just grill politicians.
444
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,415
They all have an NVQ in childcare.
445
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,695
Just look at the calming effect
of Rachel Burden.
446
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,535
She's a natural, she really is.
447
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,255
So, we don't want to be accused
of everyday sexism,
448
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,415
so I think I get her.
449
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,535
Yes, come on, here we go.
450
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,735
I must see if Charlie and Rachel
451
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,295
are available to babysit
next time I go to the BAFTAs.
452
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,695
Time for a break
and my Big Cock-up Question.
453
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,615
And Ben and Susannah are talking
to the cast of Emmerdale
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00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,335
about another
disastrous village wedding.
455
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,295
Anthony, tell us a little bit about
the disaster that's on the cards.
456
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,255
But what disaster
will befall this interview?
457
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,295
Find out after the break.
458
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,055
DAVID WALLIAMS: Welcome back.
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Interview cock-ups now.
And before the break,
460
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,855
we saw two Emmerdale actors talking
about a wedding day disaster.
461
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,655
And I asked, "What disaster
will befall this interview?"
462
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,495
Let's find out.
463
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,255
Well, it's meant to be the happiest
day of their two lives, really.
464
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,695
FIRE ALARM BLARES
465
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,615
But, yeah,
the village is struck by a disaster.
466
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,415
I don't want to give too much away.
But it's one of the biggest stories
467
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,775
we've ever filmed
in the history of Emmerdale.
468
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,855
And it's just an absolute pleasure
to be a part of it.
469
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,575
I'm terribly sorry.
470
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,415
We have a little bit of a drama
in the studio.
471
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,415
I don't know whether the Emmerdale
script writers have done something,
472
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,175
but our fire alarm appears
to be going off in the studio,
473
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,975
which has never, ever
happened before.
474
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,295
No. Now, I presume...
475
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,815
just for a moment,
if you just pause,
476
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,815
I'm asking the director, does this
mean that we evacuate the studio?
477
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,695
It does.
478
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,415
I think, if you hear an alarm and
you're told to evacuate the studio,
479
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,255
it's probably a good idea to do so.
480
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,855
More than probably, Susanna. I would
say it is a good idea to do so.
481
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,615
Charlie, can you hear the alarm
going off in your ear?
482
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,775
We can.
483
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,015
It's very loud. I'm looking
forward to taking this out.
484
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,215
Are you sure you guys
aren't at the village?
485
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,095
Is Good Morning Britain
eligible to win a Soap Award?
486
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,815
I'd vote for them after this.
487
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,255
We're going to leave the studio.
And we're going to leave you
488
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,455
with what we call in the business
"standby tape".
489
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,735
Yeah, we need to leave.
Have a good day. See you tomorrow.
490
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,855
Bye!
491
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,135
Pop stars all know
how to make a big entrance.
492
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,375
But megastars, like Lil Nas X,
are all about the big exit.
493
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,055
Thank you for sharing your story
with us and sharing the music.
494
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,335
Thank you for having me.
495
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,655
A nice vibe you've brought
into the studio. Really relaxed.
496
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,815
You can come again.
I'll be back tomorrow.
497
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,215
Oh, lovely!
498
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,655
Nas, it's been lovely
talking to you. Thank you.
499
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,935
The new EP 7 is out now.
500
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,215
And Nas is off.
See you later, Nas.
501
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,015
You see, that's a man...
502
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,495
Can we just say, you walked
right across our camera shot?
503
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,775
But, see,
you know how to steal the show.
504
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,015
You're going to come back in
again now.
505
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,615
Here he comes again.
just sit there and relax.
506
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,815
So, the way this works,
you have to sit there
507
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,895
so you don't
go in front of the cameras.
508
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,855
OK. Next time, that won't happen.
509
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,455
They can't be cross with him.
Not with that adorable smile.
510
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,775
Nas, thanks so much.
Erm, we're going to be talking...
511
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,015
This is Sonia Kruger,
a big TV star in Australia.
512
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,815
Mind you, it sounds like
her sister's pretty popular, too.
513
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,015
You've brought your mum
onto the set?
514
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,175
Yes.
And your sister was doing your hair?
515
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,135
Mum found out I was in Queensland.
516
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,775
And so, yeah,
my sister is a hairdresser.
517
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,895
So, if you're looking for
a good blow job, she's...
518
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,735
...blow wave, she's down at...
519
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,735
LAUGHTER
520
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,975
Funnily,
her salon's called Hair Affair
521
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,775
And it's down on the Gold Coast.
522
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,535
I admire Sonia
for trying to move on.
523
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,895
But she's just making it worst.
524
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,855
In America they call it a blow out.
525
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,415
So, I've just had a blow out.
526
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,935
Tell you what, Sonia, your sister's
just been booked out for months.
527
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,895
I know. And all I wanted
were my tips frosting.
528
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,735
Welcome back. What was that?
529
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,455
DEEP VOICE: Welcome back.
530
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,615
DEEP VOICE: Welcome.
Back.
531
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,135
Welcome back.
532
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,735
Sorry.
533
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,415
It's not the best of starts
for Vernon and Josie,
534
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,935
as they attempt to interview
a pet psychic.
535
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,215
She's brought her dog Misty along.
536
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,375
But for someone
who can read animals' minds,
537
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,975
she never saw this coming.
538
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,375
She sleeps with the horses,
she'll be out there for hours.
539
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,255
But what do you think
Misty is thinking right now,
540
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,175
cos she's actually done a runner?
541
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,495
I'll tell you what Misty's thinking,
Misty is thinking, "I love what..."
542
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,095
Oh, Misty's dived into
Ainsley's chicken!
543
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,895
That's what Misty's thinking!
Misty has dived into the chicken.
544
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,855
She loves reading.
545
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,695
Has she weed?
546
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,255
No, it's not wee.
547
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,855
Misty has taken a little dive
for the chicken there.
548
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,255
Wow, look at them
frantically clearing up.
549
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,535
That's absolutely brilliant.
550
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,215
Just make sure that Ainsley
makes another casserole, please.
551
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,135
Because I don't want that one.
552
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,895
In future,
remind me never to snaffle up
553
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,935
any of Ainsley's leftovers.
554
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,495
She is absolutely loving it.
She's having a whale of a time.
555
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,215
Of course she is, she's had chicken
cooked by Ainsley Harriott.
556
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,735
She's got a full belly, hasn't she?
Misty, come on.
557
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,535
Good luck picking up
after Misty tomorrow.
558
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:55,455
My psychic prediction is that
you'll need a few extra poo bags.
559
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,415
BBC Breakfast are about to chat
to an heroic mountaineer
560
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,695
who saved a life at Everest.
561
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,175
But they're about to peak too soon.
562
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,935
Yeah, former British serviceman
Leslie Binns
563
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,655
turned around to save a woman
Who'd collapsed
564
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,815
while she was on her trek.
565
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,415
But he's now attempting to scale
the world's highest mountain again.
566
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,615
He's going back
and joins us now in the studio
567
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,175
ahead of his next mission.
Good morning.
568
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,935
I think you have the wrong guest,
sir.
569
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,495
Ah...!
570
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,015
You are Todd Langman, aren't you?
I am indeed.
571
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,295
I love how the face on the screen
572
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,735
looks just as confused
as everyone else.
573
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,015
He doesn't really
look like a mountaineer.
574
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,575
I think our mountaineer
is that man behind us.
575
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,455
That's the one.
576
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,815
Do you have any heroic stories
to tell us?
577
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,415
I have many heroic stories to tell
you, but not involving Everest.
578
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,095
Poor Todd only popped in
to talk American politics.
579
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,215
And now he has to tell an heroic
story before they'll let him go.
580
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,855
Veteran journalist john Simpson.
581
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,815
Who would have thought
this interview with Richard and Kate
582
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,575
would be worse than someone
pointing a weapon at him?
583
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,975
And I thought, "I've got to...
I've got to reassert myself here."
584
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,975
So, I said to the guy
who'd fired the gun,
585
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,935
or hadn't fired the gun,
586
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,575
"Do you know what?
You're a real wanker."
587
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,015
Oh, sorry!
588
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,815
I'm sorry.
589
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,335
You are so in trouble now
590
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,535
for saying that
on breakfast television.
591
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,335
We won't give you a mock execution.
You're OK, john. You're OK.
592
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,615
I think people will understand.
593
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,535
Yeah, I think people
willfully understand
594
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,215
that you were talking about
something a few years on.
595
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,535
Obviously, we apologise
to anyone who's offended.
596
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,575
Don't worry about it, john,
597
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,055
I think the guy with the gun is
the one who should be apologising.
598
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,255
Political interviews
can get a bit heated.
599
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,015
But if things go too far,
600
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,935
the BBC can always rely on the ghost
of Freddie Mercury to step in.
601
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,295
Hang on a second,
can I please answer?
602
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,735
Well, you had a monologue
earlier on.
603
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,455
No, but she does have a point
to answer. Yes, please.
604
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,895
OK. So, people are paid really good
salaries in this profession.
605
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,415
FROM A PHONE: # Oh, you're gonna
Take me home tonight... #
606
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,615
Is that you or is that me?
Is that me?
607
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,815
OK...
It's you!
608
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,375
Surely you'd remember
if you had that ringtone?
609
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,135
Do you know what the next lyric was?
No.
610
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,055
This is a conspiracy.
People are paid a good salary...
611
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,055
And back to the serious debate.
612
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,455
Like which is better,
Bohemian Rhapsody or Radio Gaga?
613
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,815
Actors' cock-ups now.
614
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,135
We always loved it when things went
wrong for the real Tommy Cooper.
615
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,135
And it's just as much fun
when it happens to Jason Manford.
616
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,895
Right, bottle, glass, glass, bottle.
Are you watching?
617
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,455
Now, this trick
is all about dexterity, so...
618
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,575
Oh, hang on. Too many bottles.
And...
619
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,175
...something else.
What's the word?
620
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,655
Concentration, ironically.
621
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,695
Now, bottle, glass, glass, bottle.
622
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,375
Are you watching? Now,
this trick is all about dexterity.
623
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,015
Oh, hang on, too many bottles.
And...
624
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,295
I forgot the word again.
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
625
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,215
Concentration.
Concentration!
626
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,055
Just like that.
Concentration.
627
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,895
The first lesson in drama school
is act like the camera isn't there.
628
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,615
Unfortunately,
Tracy-Ann Oberman was off that day.
629
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,255
Showtime!
You reapeth what you bloody...
630
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,415
Oh, God! Sorry.
631
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,455
MAN: OK, here we go.
632
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,375
The channel Gold is home
to some brilliant new comedies.
633
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,935
They know the secret
of great comedy is timing.
634
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,775
What are you on about?
635
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,015
Terry?
636
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,135
Terry...?
637
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,575
Why are you walking like that?
638
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,575
Because I had to walk really slowly.
639
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,495
We came in too late
and then I got the giggles.
640
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,415
It's Channel 5's reboot
of Prisoner: Cell Block H,
641
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,575
where the "H" stood for "hunger".
642
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,055
And it's just the same
in the new version.
643
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:17,455
You officers are no different to us.
You just wear a fancy uniform.
644
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,695
TUMMY RUMBLES
645
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,055
Go to lunch.
646
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,695
BBC Three,
and when you deal with cheaters,
647
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,055
don't trust anything
that comes out of their mouth.
648
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,775
Yeah.
Yeah, me and josh love violence.
649
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,495
We've been tearing through that
Scandy crime show True Detective.
650
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,655
Scan Detective. Blah, blah, blah...
651
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,055
So, they go from cheaters
to repeaters.
652
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,335
We've been tearing through that
Scandy crime show at the moment,
653
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,615
True Detective.
654
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,015
Scan...
655
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,815
Fuck my life!
Start again! No-one look at me!
656
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,375
It's TV, we have to look at you.
657
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,455
It's the Richardsons
mocumentary on Dave.
658
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,095
But sometimes,
real life is funnier than fiction.
659
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,615
MAN: And action.
660
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,575
And the pumps,
they're working pumps, yeah?
661
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,335
Yeah, that's working. That'll draw.
I just use the mini kegs.
662
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,815
The big kegs are, like, 100 pints.
663
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,735
That would do me some damage,
664
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,575
so I worked out pretty early on
I couldn't have them in here.
665
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,455
MAN: Cut.
666
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,255
A scene from Hapless.
667
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,375
They've gone to great trouble
to make their cakes
668
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,535
look freshly-baked and delicious.
669
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,215
But this scene has taken a
little longer to film than expected.
670
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,455
Well, I met a friend
for coffee earlier.
671
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,495
Ropey coffee. And...
672
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,015
The crew are laughing now.
673
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,455
But those cakes
are all they have to eat for lunch.
674
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,855
Brassic.
675
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,455
And a tricky one
for actors Ryan and joe,
676
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,335
as they try to film in a hot sauna
without giggling.
677
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,135
Good luck with that.
678
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,135
Look at him, Vincent.
Look him in the eye.
679
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,775
Look, hey, hey...
680
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,175
Ah...!
681
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,855
Let's get out of here, dude.
It's fucking weird.
682
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,215
Do you think I'm getting a fat back?
683
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,055
Time for my Big Cock-up Question.
684
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,815
We're heading into the glitzy lives
of The Real Housewives Of Cheshire.
685
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,255
And as Lauren pops round
to see Dawn,
686
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,775
it's the usual mix
of bubbly and blah, blah, blah.
687
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,135
I'm not being the gossiper...
You're not being a gossip.
688
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,295
...I just think you needed to know.
689
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,295
It's all friendly now.
690
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,095
But what will cause handbags
at Dawn's?
691
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,135
Find out after the break.
692
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,615
Welcome back.
693
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,535
Before the break, we saw
The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...
694
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,295
...as Lauren joined Dawn
for a tipsy tete-a-tete.
695
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,575
I just think you needed to know.
696
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,695
I asked, "What will cause handbags
at Dawn's?"
697
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,935
Let's find out.
698
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,295
Your dog's shitting.
It's curling one out.
699
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,615
It's putting me right off.
700
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,335
0i!
701
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,415
Why are you curling a turd out
on my stone floor?
702
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,375
She's just saying hello.
703
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,615
What do you mean, she's just saying
hello? She's just shit on my floor!
704
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,255
And she loves you, too.
Oh, don't stand in it.
705
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,775
I'm not. I just need some tissue.
For Christ's sake!
706
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,215
Apologies to anyone at home
who's eating chocolate.
707
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,175
What's up with it?
Well, where do I put her?
708
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,415
What do you mean?
I can't put her outside.
709
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,575
She's got shit all over her.
710
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,375
SHE GAGS
711
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,175
SHE LAUGHS
712
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,855
Give me the tissue.
713
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,495
SHE COUGHS AND GAGS
Don't stand in it.
714
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,015
I'm going to need some tissue, doll,
and a bin bag.
715
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,335
Just one minute, Lauren.
I've got my kitchen trainers on.
716
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,815
Oh, Pix, I don't think
you'll be welcome here again.
717
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,095
Why would anyone think that?
718
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,655
Don't worry, Pix,
you're welcome on our show any day.
719
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,695
And the creature cock-ups
just keep on coming.
720
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,095
This is not what This Morning
expected
721
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,215
when they booked an interview
with a web designer.
722
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,975
There is the most enormous spider
that just ran...
723
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,255
It ran underneath the camera.
724
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,215
I mean, it's like
if you've got a spider fear...
725
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,975
Yeah, because they look so big
on the telly.
726
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,215
But it's really big.
It's really big.
727
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:59,255
Can someone put a glass over it and,
like, let it free outside somewhere?
728
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,615
Embrace it.
Get the spider to do the phone-in.
729
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,895
He could take eight calls at once.
730
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,415
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
731
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,215
What are you doing?
732
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,935
Oh, that was always going to happen!
That was always going to happen!
733
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,895
Get a glass.
734
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,695
Can you just make it go that way?
We're transmitting this!
735
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,095
Got it!
Got it! It's under a glass.
736
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,895
There we go.
Right, release it outside.
737
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,295
Well done.
738
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,935
I think they should do that
with any guest that plays up,
739
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,135
sit them under a giant glass and let
them think about what they've done.
740
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,455
Good afternoon
from Werribee Open Range Zoo...
741
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,935
This Australian zoo
has a huge conservation program me
742
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,055
to help animals
that are in danger of extinction.
743
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,895
But it's the weather presenter
who is in danger today.
744
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,015
We're moving around
because the rhinoceroses
745
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,095
are getting very close
to the back of this ute.
746
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,215
So, we're just making sure
that we're all safe.
747
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,415
I think the rhino is jealous
of her fabulously smooth skin.
748
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,575
...it climbs into the mid-20s.
749
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,375
And, Brett, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to throw back to you
750
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,815
because I'm currently being hunted
by a rhino at Werribee Range Zoo.
751
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,135
So, back to you, my friend.
752
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,175
And so the hunted
becomes the hunter.
753
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,775
Gino's latest Italian mouthful
has brought calm to the studio.
754
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,895
But Holly and Phil may soon regret
sending their last guest home.
755
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,575
Who are you fighting?
756
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,975
There's a fly here that's trying
to get involved in my pasta,
757
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,895
and it's going to lose!
758
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,375
It's OK, just...
Oh, it's on my face!
759
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,975
Did you see it?
760
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,175
I thought
you were going over backwards there.
761
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,095
I was about to break the rules
to save you.
762
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,135
It's just a friendly fly.
I'd got my legs out.
763
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,895
I was perfectly balanced.
It's just a friendly fly.
764
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,175
Bring back the friendly spider.
765
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,975
When it was around,
the studio was a no-fly zone.
766
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,975
It's National Puppy Day
in Australia.
767
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,255
So Dr Lisa is telling viewers
how to find their perfect dog.
768
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,735
I would imagine it's any puppy,
except for the one on Carl's lap.
769
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,255
Yeah, I've got a small dog
that is absolutely nuts
770
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,295
and would be no good
in an apartment.
771
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,135
He's a jack Russell.
Argh!
772
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,495
Arqh...!
773
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,335
LAUGHTER
774
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,695
What the hell?!
775
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,335
They're a very vicious breed,
the Labrador.
776
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,455
They are. Watch out.
Sorry. Go on.
777
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,215
That puppy
seems pretty perfect to me.
778
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,815
I could do with him
being a guest on more TV shows.
779
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,815
Oh, no, he's got my script!
I don't know what to ask any more.
780
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,855
I suppose you could ask, "How do
you get dog wee out of Astroturf?"
781
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,415
...is so good with Harper.
Like, incredible.
782
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,735
Did you have your child first
or the dog first?
783
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,575
The dog first.
Yeah, interesting.
784
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,095
There's a wee.
I've got a wee cleaner.
785
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,735
I can give it a spray.
786
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,615
He chewed up the script
and had a wee.
787
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,855
Better out than in, isn't it,
hey, little fella?
788
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,335
It's not every show
that lets you tear up the script
789
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,215
and have a wee on the floor.
790
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,455
I must see
if I can get booked on as a guest.
791
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,735
Quiz cock-ups now.
792
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,335
On Tipping Point, the answers are
usually on the tip of your tongue.
793
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,535
But today,
they're on a different tip.
794
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,455
Starring Keeley Hawes
and Philip Glenister,
795
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,375
which TV series saw the return
of DCI Gene Hunt?
796
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,415
Hey!
Rosemary?
797
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,015
I don't know. I didn't do that.
I didn't touch it.
798
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,775
I don't think it was your hands
that buzzed.
799
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,695
I think just a part of you
managed to hit the buzzer.
800
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,655
I might have hit the buzzer,
I don't know.
801
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,135
I know.
802
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,615
We've never had a boob buzz before.
803
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,655
It's a first for us, too.
804
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,015
Sorry, Rosemary.
805
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,895
You get nothing for a pair
in this game.
806
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,495
Pointless.
807
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,295
And Bill Oddie may be famous
for being a Goodie,
808
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,015
but as a contestant on a quiz show,
I'm afraid he's a baddie.
809
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,975
I'm going to, like Paul,
810
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,815
try and play it safe, I think.
PHONE RINGS
811
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,855
Sorry.
812
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,215
Don't be sorry. We love it.
813
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,575
That is literally the first time
that's ever happened on the show.
814
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,375
The Price Is Right.
It's still big in America.
815
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,975
Although everything
is big in America.
816
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,255
They give away great prizes.
817
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,295
But they should really
give away maps of the studio.
818
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,055
Nice meeting you, Carrie.
Good luck to you.
819
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,095
Derek, come on over here.
820
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,415
Contestant Carrie is dismissed.
821
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,015
But she can't quite remember
the way out.
822
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,615
You need a dollar.
823
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,015
No, not that way!
824
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,535
The other way!
825
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,455
Come on down!
826
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,095
Oh, forget it!
827
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,455
Catchphrase.
828
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,975
And with Shaun from The Chase
playing,
829
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,735
you know it's going to be
competitive.
830
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,655
The chase is on.
831
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,215
Listen, the good news is, on our
charity shows we don't want...
832
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,095
BUZZER SOUNDS
Hello?
833
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,095
Shaun is so eager to play,
834
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,055
he can't even wait until Stephen
has told them the rules.
835
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,335
MACHINE PLAYS A TUNE
836
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,055
What the hell is going on?!
837
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,895
Tenable.
838
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,335
And can I just say that there is
absolutely no truth in the rumour
839
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,855
that the show got its name
from the number of takes
840
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,975
that Warwick Davis needs
to read out his questions.
841
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,695
Seven things and three places
842
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,535
that the lead singer
of Right Said Fred
843
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,015
mentions he is too sexy for
in the song I'm Too Sexy.
844
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,975
This is according to...
845
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,135
Sorry.
846
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,615
So sorry.
847
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,815
I just started hearing Borat.
He does a...
848
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,655
# I'm too sexy... #
849
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,135
Keep going.
850
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,615
My word. This is serious.
This is very serious.
851
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,095
The seven things...
852
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,655
OK, it's all right.
853
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,375
Third time lucky.
854
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,335
The seven things in three places the
lead singer of Right Said Fred...
855
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,615
No.
856
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,015
Come on, Warwick, you can do it.
857
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,735
The seven things...
858
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,775
Hm!
859
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,415
Awful, isn't it?
860
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,935
I can't get that out of my head now
what he's singing, Borat.
861
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,535
# I'm too sexy... #
862
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,135
All right, here we go.
863
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,015
The seven things and three places
864
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,175
that the lead singer
of Right Said Fred mentions he is...
865
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,655
D'oh!
866
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,775
The seven things and three places
867
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,015
that the lead singer
of Right Said Fred mentions
868
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,815
he is too sexy for
in the song I'm Too Sexy.
869
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,215
This is according
to the lyrics of...
870
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,855
We'll spare your blushes, Warwick,
and move on.
871
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,135
You are too sexy for this clip.
872
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,695
Sorry about this, Paul.
It's OK.
873
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,935
I'm sorry. OK, all right, good.
874
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,535
We're back
with Alan Carr's Epic Games how.
875
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,335
With a different quiz
in every episode,
876
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,615
Alan has a lot of rules to remember.
877
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,855
So, it's no wonder he can miss
some of the smaller details.
878
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,535
I'm sorry Amy and Steve, but that
means we have to say goodbye.
879
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,775
But nobody leaves this show
empty-handed.
880
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,615
You take home
your Bulls eye tankard and darts.
881
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,495
Your very own Bully.
882
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,335
And £175.
883
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,895
Did Alan say £175?
884
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,655
He's diddled them out of 100 quid!
885
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,215
Give them a round of applause.
886
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,375
CH EERING AND APPLAUSE
887
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,295
And so they're off.
Let's hope Alan spots his mistake.
888
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,655
Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, love.
889
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,855
They actually got 275.
I've taken...
890
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,975
They did.
891
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,695
I said you had 175.
I know.
892
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:21,695
I was like, "Excuse me,
I thought we got more than that!"
893
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,535
Don't you have a go at me, love!
894
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,335
LAUGHTER
895
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,935
I think you're short-changing us!
896
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,775
LAUGHTER
897
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,735
We're not done yet.
898
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,295
There's just time for the weather
with Sky's jo Wheeler.
899
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,935
Stay with us.
900
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,015
And, in fact, what happening is the
area of high pressure which, erm...
901
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,095
Excuse me, Eamon!
The area of high...
902
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,935
OK, Eamon, we can take a hint.
903
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,335
Thanks to all our stars,
and good night!
904
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,895
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