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[ BOTH GASP ]
[ GIGGLING ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ SHOUTING, SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
WHOOP.
WHOOPS.
PLEASE GIVE ME
A VANILLA CHOCOLATE SWIRL!
WHOOOOA!
ALL RIGHT, ICE-CREAM MAN,
SPILL IT.
PLEASE! I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING! I SWEAR!
WE'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS
JUST DRIVING ON BY
WHEN KIDS WANT ICE CREAM.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT.
HUH?
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
HA HA HA HA.
[ GRUNTS ]
WAA! WHOA-HO!
UGH.
UGH!
RRRRR!
HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE
HOT FUDGE, SONNY?
OH, CRUD.
WHOA!
HUH?
[ GROANING ]
HA HA! BON APPéTIT!
HUH?
UH-OH.
HANG ON, GANG!
WHOA!
WHOOOOAA!
HUH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHOO-HOOO HAAAAA!
AAAOOW!
YAY! STRAWBERRY.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
EEEEEEE!
OKAY, TALK!
- WE KNOW YOU'RE HOARDING - ALL THE SOFT-SERVE
IN YOUR ICE-CREAM FACTORY.
WE ALSO KNOW THERE'S A DEFENSE
SYSTEM TO KEEP US KIDS OUT.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
I-I DON'T...
IT'S... IT'S...
IT'S "FROSTY"!
THE PASSWORD'S "FROSTY"!
FIGURES.
HEY, NUMBUH 1, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT.
A ROADBLOCK!
QUICK... TELL NUMBUH 4
TO TURN THE TRUCK AROUND!
I AM NUMBUH 4.
THEN WHO'S DRIVING?!
[ SCREAMING ]
WHAT A WASTE!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
Computer: KIDS NEXT DOOR
M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H....
MASSIVELY OVERSIZED SUPER-QUICK
UNDERCOVER ICY-TREAT TRANSPORT
ON HELIOJETS.
[ WHIRRING ]
YEE-HAW!
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
BYE-BYE! SEE YOU LATER!
WE LOVE YOU!
Together: [ Monotone ] SO,
DID YOU GIVE THEM THE PASSWORD?
OH, I GAVE IT TO THEM,
ALL RIGHT.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
- MAN, THAT WAS - TOO EASY.
BLAST THEM!
FIRST THEY REFUSE TO STOP
ICE-CREAM TRUCKS FOR ANY KIDS.
THEN THEY LOCK ALL
THE SOFT-SERVE AWAY
IN COLD STORAGE
SO THEY CAN ACHIEVE
THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL...
A SUPER-HUGE ICE-CREAM PARTY
WITH NO KIDS!
GET OUT!
- BLAST! - NO!
PARTY!
♪ PARTY, PARTY, PARTY
♪ OH, PARTY
KNOCK IT OFF!
YOU CAN'T GO TO THEIR
INSIDIOUS PARTY!
THERE WON'T BE
ANY KIDS ALLOWED!
[ BLARES ]
HEADS UP, CAPTAIN.
WE'RE GETTING IN RANGE.
LET'S GET US SOME ICE CREAM!
THIS IS IT.
NUMBUH 3...
TRANSMIT PASSWORD.
♪ LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA
RRRR!
TRANSMIT AGAIN!
♪ LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA
ACCESS DENIED.
[ RUMBLING ]
IT'S TOO MUCH, CAPTAIN.
THEY MUST HAVE
AT LEAST 41 FLAVORS.
NUMBUH 3,
WHAT ARE YOU TYPING?!
♪ LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA
"I LOVE PARTIES"?
[ GASPS ]
YOU DO, TOO?!
[ EXPLOSION ]
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
FROSTY.
TAKE HER DOWN, NUMBUH 2.
ROGER THAT.
UHH!
WHEW.
MAN, THAT WAS STILL
TOO EASY.
[ WHIRRING ]
ALL RIGHT.
STEADY, EVERYONE.
PREPARE FOR PROCEDURE
"ROOFTOP SWIRL."
OOH!
IT'S COLD IN HERE!
WE HAVE TO FIND THE TANK
WITH THE SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM.
AND SOME BLANKETS!
I'M GETTING A READING
IN THIS DIRECTION.
BRRR!
BULL'S-EYE.
SNOW BIRD TO MOTHER'S NEST.
We've found white gold.
ROGER THAT. COMMENCING
M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. BITE.
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
LOOKS LIKE CLEAN-CUT HERE, 2.
HOW'S YOUR END?
WE SHOULD HAVE A FULL TANK
IN 30 SECONDS.
ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 2.
- ALL RIGHT, TEAM. - LET'S ROLL.
POOR, POOR,
DELUDED KIDS NEXT DOOR,
FALLING ONCE AGAIN INTO A TRAP
SET BY THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
FROM DOWN THE LANE.
- I TOLD YOU - IT WAS TOO EASY!
IT FIGURES YOU CREEPS
ARE IN WITH THE ADULTS.
WHAT FLAVOR WERE YOU PLANNING
ON SHARING WITH THEM?
PEACH? RUM RAISIN?
US EAT THE ICE CREAM?
OH, DEAR NO.
I'M AFRAID THE ICE CREAM
WILL BE EATING YOU.
[ RUMBLING ]
- NUMBUH 2, WHAT'S GOING ON - UP THERE?
I'M NOT SURE, CAPTAIN.
SOMETHING'S GONE HAYWIRE.
[ METAL CLANKING ]
UH, NUMBUH 1, I THINK
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
UH-OH.
NUMBUH 2?
UHH!
[ Cheerfully ]
HEY, FELLAS, I'M OKAY!
WAAAH!
[ GROWLING ]
[ ROARS ]
RUN!!
[ PANTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
HELLO?
BRRR!
IT'S SO COLD.
NEED BLANKET.
HUH?
HEY, FROSTY,
COME GET A LICKIN'!
HUH?
UHH!
YOU THINK CHOCOLATE
CAN... STOP... ME?!
URGH!
[ Muffled ]
I HATE YOU.
BRRR!
[ RUMBLING ]
SO, NUMBUH 1, LOOKS LIKE
YOUR PARTY'S OVER.
GRRR!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ GROWLS ]
MOMMY!
[ GROWLS ]
WHAT?
[ GROANING ]
I FOUND A HEATER!
WHAT'S THAT?
[ GROANING ]
DID YOU START
THE PARTY WITHOUT ME?
WHOA!
WHOOOA!
[ BUBBLING ]
MMM. CHOCOLATE.
WAAH!
A HEATER?!
WHO PUTS A HEATER
IN AN ICE-CREAM FACTORY?!
[ MUTTERS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
WHAT NOW, NUMBUH 1?
♪ PARTY!
♪ ICE-CREAM PARTY!
All: ♪ PARTY!
♪ ICE-CREAM PARTY!
I LIKE IT
WHEN THINGS ARE TOO EASY!
♪ PARTY!
♪ ICE-CREAM PARTY!
♪ PARTY!
MY FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR,
I'M AFRAID I MUST LEAVE
ON A TOP-SECRET MISSION.
I, NUMBUH 1,
WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY INFILTRATE
A MASSIVE ADULT TORTURE
FACILITY,
FILLED WITH MONSTROUS
MECHANICAL DEVICES
DESIGNED TO MAKE CHILDREN
VOMIT UNCONTROLLABLY.
EW! EW!
WOW!
AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
Woman: [ Cheerfully ]
NIGEL, DEAR, COME ALONG.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE
FOR OUR TRIP TO HAP-HAPPY LAND.
UH, GOTTA RUN.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
IT'S RELAXING TIME.
YAY!
[ SIGHS ]
[ YAWNS ]
[ SNORING ]
WHAT?! WHAT?!
THOSE WHO DO NOT PAY
THEIR LIBRARY FINES
SHALL INCUR THE STINGY WRATH
OF COUNT SPANKULOT!
[ ALL GASP, SCREAM ]
WHAT?
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
AAAHH! NOOO!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
EEEEE!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! HEY!
OHH!
THERE... ALL PAID UP.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT,
WHO FORGOT TO TURN ON THE
SPANKER-SPOTTER DEFENSE GRID?
- UH... - I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK NUMBUH 1 USUALLY TURNS
ON THE SPANKY-SPOTTY THING.
[ SNORING ]
UGH!
NICE EXPLOSIVES WORK,
SERGEANT SENSIBLE!
NOW, LETS MAKE
THESE KIDS PRESENTABLE.
YES, MAJOR MRS. MANNERS,
SIR!
IT'S THE PROPER PATROL!
- HA HA HA! - YEE-HAW!
WHOOOA!
HUH?
OW!
NOOOO!
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
EEEEE!
WHOA!
GOOD WORK.
NOW LET'S GET BACK TO BASE AND
HANG THOSE NEW LACE CURTAINS.
EW! EW!
[ HORN PLAYS NOTE ]
- SO, WHAT THE CRUD - IS GOING ON HERE?!
WHERE WERE OUR SUPER-POWERED
ANTI-ADULT AIR-ATTACK MISSILES?
AHEM.
MORE URANIUM,
MRS. MISSILE?
WHAT IS GOING ON
AROUND HERE?!
HUH?!
WHOA!
UHH!
AAAHHH!
HOW IS MRS. MELTDOWN?
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
Together: [ Monotone ]
GOOD EVENING, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
IS YOUR LEADER AWAY?
TOO BAD HE'LL MISS
YOUR UTTER DESTRUCT...
[ ALARM RINGING ]
WHAT?! CURSES!
THE CURFEW ALERT!
UM, WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW
OR FATHER WILL BE
POSITIVELY FURIOUS.
[ WHIRRING ]
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
NUMBUH 1 LEAVES
FOR 2 MINUTES,
AND EVERYONE AND THEIR
GRANDMA ATTACKS US!
WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READY
FOR ANYTHING!
BUT JUST LOOK AT NUMBUH 2!
HE'S ASLEEP!
[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?!
YOU'RE SLEEPING!
YOU WOULDN'T BE SLEEPING
IF NUMBUH 1 WAS HERE!
IF NUMBUH 1 WAS HERE, WE'D
BE OPTIMIZING OUR DEFENSES.
YEAH, BY BUILDING
SOME KIND OF CANNON
THAT SHOOTS CLAMS
OR SOMETHING.
[ GIGGLES ]
THAT'S IT! WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF IT BEFORE?!
WE'LL BUILD
A GIANT CLAM CANNON.
UH, NUMBUH 5 WAS JOKING
WHEN SHE SAID, "CLAM..."
BUILDING A CLAM CANNON
IS NO JOKE.
SO I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF
"TEMPORARY NUMBUH 1's
NOT HERE LEADER"
TO MAKE SURE THAT WE
BUILD IT RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
Numbuh 3:
YAY! PLAYTIME!
- [ YAWNS ] - SEE YA LATER.
HEY, WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?
YOU'D BUILD THE CANNON
IF NUMBUH 1 WAS HERE.
WHO'S A HAPPY BOY?
WHO'S A HAPPY...
NUMBUH 3! NUMBUH 3!
HEY, LET'S GET CRACKING
ON THAT CLAM CANNON.
[ SCUFFLING ]
OW! HEY! HEY! HEY!
OKAY, OKAY,
I'LL COME BACK LATER.
OH, YEAH, GET 'EM,
YIPPERS.
WHAT THE...
COME ON, NUMBUH 2.
CLAM CANNONS DON'T BUILD
THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.
WHA...
HEEEEEY!
[ THUD ]
YOU'LL BE JEALOUS
WHEN NUMBUH 5 GETS ALL
THE CREDIT FOR HELPING ME!
OH, MAN, NUMBUH 5
HAS GOT TO STOP DRINKING
A BILLION GALLONS OF SODA
BEFORE BED.
Numbuh 4: HI. WANNA CHECK OUT
YOUR CLAM-CANNON WORK SCHEDULE?
[ SMACKING ]
WHOA! OHH!
[ Muffled ] OKAY, SO I'LL
SEE YOU UPSTAIRS LATER THEN.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
OHH, MY HEAD HURTS.
NUMBUH 5 IS WIPED OUT.
FINALLY...
THERE YOU ARE!
OKAY, YOU WASTED
THE WHOLE NIGHT SLEEPING.
WE CAN'T CHANGE THAT,
BUT WE CAN MAKE UP TIME IF
WE FOCUS ON OUR CLAM CANNON.
WHATEVER.
I'M GONNA FOCUS
ON MY CEREAL.
WAAH!
Numbuh 4: A STRONG LEADER
MAKES A STRONG CLAM CANNON,
AND A STRONG CLAM CANNON
MAKES A STRONG LEADER.
AW!
BUT I WANT BREAKFAST!
NO BREAKFAST!
AS PERMANENT TEMPORARY
INTERIM LEADER,
I, NUMBUH 4, COMMAND YOU
TO BEGIN CONSTRUCTION
ON... MY... CANNON!
UGH! UGH!
UGH!
UGH! STUPID CLAM CANNON.
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE SUGGESTED
WE MAKE CLAM CHOWDER?
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
HE'D GO ALL CRAZY ON US?
[ SNORING ]
HYAH!
[ GROANS ]
Numbuh 4: COME ON, PEOPLE!
WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE!
WORK FASTER!
WORK HARDER!
WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE?
I-I WAS JUST, UH...
MOVE OVER.
WE'VE GOT TO PUT TOGETHER
THAT CLAM CANNON!
WE'VE GOT TO DO IT RIGHT,
- SO WE'LL HAVE TO WORK - DOUBLE TIME...
[ Screaming ]
AND THIS IS NOT DOUBLE TIME!
NO MORE BREAKS.
IF YOU WANT TO BUILD A CLAM
CANNON, YOU CAN'T TAKE BREAKS,
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE CAKE.
CAN YOU BUILD A CLAM CANNON
WHILE EATING CAKE ON YOUR BREAK?
HA! IT CAN'T BE DONE!
I'D LOVE TO SEE THOSE DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN TRY TO TAKE OUR CAKE.
THEY WANT CAKE?
WE'LL GIVE 'EM CLAMS...
LOTS OF CLAMS!
THE FACT IS, YOU GUYS NEED
A LEADER... A REAL LEADER!
A LEADER... LIKE ME.
WHO'S A HAPPY BOY?
[ VOMITING ]
- Numbuh 4: - LET'S GO! COME ON!
WE CAN'T WASTE
THIS PRECIOUS MOONLIGHT!
DON'T GET A FULL MOON EVERY
NIGHT, YOU KNOW.
LET'S GO, GO, GO!
[ GROANING ]
FINALLY... I'VE DONE IT!
I'VE ACCOMPLISHED
WHAT NO OTHER LEADER
HAS EVER DREAMED OF DOING...
THE PERFECT DEFENSE SYSTEM...
THE ULTIMATE CLAM CANNON!
I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF
PERMANENT TEAM LEADER...
FOREVER!!
MY LEADERSHIP WILL INSPIRE
GENERATIONS OF KIDS NEXT DOOR.
THAT NUMBUH 1 AIN'T SO HOT.
WHERE'S HIS CLAM CANNON?
I DON'T SEE HIS CLAM CANNON.
- [ SNORING ] - UHH!
YOU CAN'T BE A GREAT LEADER
WITHOUT A CLAM CANNON, CAN YOU?!
NO, YOU CAN'T!
THIS IS A NEW AGE...
A NEW AGE
FOR THE KIDS NEXT "FOUR."
[ GROANING ]
[ GASPS ]
IT'S THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
AGAIN!
KIDS NEXT DOOR...
BATTLE STATIONS!
LOAD THE CLAMS!
HELLO AGAIN, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
SORRY WE HAD TO CUT
OUR LAST VISIT SHORT.
BUT THIS TIME
I'M PREPARED TO SPEND
PLENTY OF QUALITY TIME
WITH YOU.
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MY CLAM
CANNON, DELIGHTFUL... AAH!
A CANNON?
YOU HAVE A CANNON?
[ GROANING ]
COME ON, GANG!
WE GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES!
SO, KIDS NEXT DOOR, WHAT DO YOU
SAY TO A TRIP TO PLUTO?
HAVE A... DELIGHTFUL FLIGHT.
[ GIGGLING ]
[ MOTOR ROARING ]
[ Vibrating ]
UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
UH-OH.
AAAAAAAAAAH!
HELLO! I'M BACK.
WHA?
WOW.
A CLAM CANNON.
YEAH!
HOME, SWEET HOME.
GREAT JOB, TEAM.
A CLAM CANNON
IS EXACTLY THE TYPE
OF DEFENSIVE MECHANISM WE NEED.
NUMBUH 1!
YAY!
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
BUT THIS CANNON
WILL NEVER FIRE RIGHT.
THE DESIGN IS ALL WRONG.
- WE COULD MAKE - SOME MODIFICATIONS,
- AND IF WE WORK - THROUGH THE NIGHT,
- WE CAN HAVE IT DONE - BY MORNING.
YEAH! YAY!
ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GO.
WORK! WORK! WORK!
CAN'T A GUY GET
ANY REST AROUND HERE?!
UHH!
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.