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[ ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING ]
HEY, NOW, WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT?!
JUST KEEP COOL, Y'ALL,
BECAUSE NUMBUH 5 SAYS...
IT'S CANDY TIME!
[ LAUGHING AND CHEERING ]
WOW, YOU'RE THE BEST,
NUMBUH 5.
YOUR SPECIAL STASH!
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
- NO OCCASION, NUMBUH 4. - JUST...
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ]
IT'S A... GUM WAD.
WHA?!
UHH!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
ARG!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
PREPARE TO BOARD,
MATEYS!
GO! GO! GO!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
[ PIRATES LAUGHING ]
LITTLE HELP OVER HERE,
NUMBUH 5!
I'M ON IT.
[ GROWLING ]
PIRATE FIGHT!
WHEE!
AARH!
[ GIGGLES ]
JUST A LITTLE CLOSER...
NOW!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
AAAAH!
[ ALL GROANING ]
[ GROANS ]
HUH?
HA! HUH! HA!
NUMBUH 3!
LOOK OUT!
WHEE!
- HUH? - AAH!
UHH!
[ ALL GROAN ]
AAH! AAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ French accent ] TREE HOUSE
SECURED, CAPITAINE!
[ GRUNTING AND SNORTING ]
AH, BRAVE WARRIORS
YE YOUNG 'UNS BE,
BUT YE BE NO MATCH FOR...
STICKYBEARD!
THE STICKIEST PIRATE EVER TO
SAIL THE SUBURBS.
[ CHEERING AND LAUGHING ]
AH, BUT ENOUGH
WITH THE FORMALITIES.
WE'LL NOW BE TAKING ALL
YOUR CANDY.
TAKE ANYTHING,
BUT NOT THE CANDY!
OH!
A FELLOW SWEET TOOTH, EH?
- [ Laughing ] - WELL!
THIS LOLLY WILL BE THE LAST BIT
OF CANDY
YOU'LL EVER HAVE IN
THIS TREE HOUSE
WHEN OLD STICKYBEARD'S
DONE WITH YE!
SNAP TO IT, MATEYS!
- Pirates: - ♪ CANDY, CANDY
♪ TAKE THAT CANDY
♪ TAKE IT ALL
♪ CANDY, CANDY
♪ TAKE THE CANDY
♪ DOWN TO THE LAST
SOUR BALL ♪
♪ CANDY, CANDY...
IS THAT ALL THE CANDY,
LADS?
OUI, MON CAPITAINE!
THEN LET'S SAIL, MATEYS!
[ GASPS ]
EH? WHAT'S THIS?
SO, YOU THOUGHT YE COULD
OUTSMART OLD STICKYBEARD,
DID YA?
WHEN I SAID I WAS TAKING ALL
YOUR CANDY,
I MEANT IT!
[ LAUGHS ]
RAAAGH!
NO!!
THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING GO OF
MY SPECIAL STASH OF CANDY!
AS YOU WISH,
MY SWEET-TOOTH MAIDEN.
I'LL TAKE YE BOTH.
AND DON'T THE REST OF YE BE
TRYING TO FOLLOW US
OR YOU'LL NEVER UNWRAP A LOLLY
WITH YOUR FRIEND AGAIN.
[ SLURPS ]
OOH!
LIME-A-LICIOUS!
ARG!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
NUMBUH 5!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
OW!
NOT SO TIGHT!
[ CHUCKLING ] [ CHUCKLING ]
HMM.
LICORICE?
AAH...
ARR...
HMM?
OOH!
PURPLE BERRY!
OOH!
[ SLURPING ]
BINGO.
NOW NUMBUH 5 JUST GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE TREE HOUSE.
HUH?
OH, THAT LASSIE JUST
WON'T GIVE UP!
GET HER!!
[ PIRATES SHOUTING ]
BOOM!
UH-OH.
ARG! ARG!
HA HA HA HA HA!
SO LONG, SOUR BALLS!
- OOH! - WHOA!
HUH? HUH?
WHOA!
OHH... OHH...
AAAAH!
UHH!
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR
THE CANDY, LASSIE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU BE MY NEW
FIRST MATE?
TOGETHER, WE'LL SAIL THE SUBURBS
ROBBIN' KIDS OF THEIR CANDY!
AND WHEN ME TEETH ARE
ALL FALLEN OUT,
YOU'LL INHERIT
ME VAST CANDY FORTUNE
AND HAVE ALL THE CANDY FOR
200 MILES!
- AND THAT'S NAUTICAL MILES, - TOO,
WHICH I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN IS MORE
THAN REGULAR MILES.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HMM...
THAT'S A LOT OF CANDY.
HMM.
WOW, YOU'RE THE BEST,
NUMBUH 5!
[ ALL CHEWING ]
SO, WHAT DO YOU YOU SAY,
LASSIE?
THANKS, STICKYBUN,
BUT NUMBUH 5's ALREADY GOT
A SWEET GIG.
SO YOUR MIND'S MADE UP,
IS IT, LASSIE?
OH...
HOW MUCH CANDY WERE YOU
OFFERING AGAIN?
QUIT YOUR STALLIN'!
OOH.
OOH. OOH.
WHO-A-A-A!
WHOA!
IT'S CANDY TIME!
TAKE HER DOWN,
NUMBUH 4!
HI, PIRATES!
SUGAR ME TIMBERS!
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS!
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
ATTACK!
GIVE IT UP!
WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
- WHOA! AAH! - LOOK OUT!
WAAAAH!
WHEE!
HA HA HA HA!
[ GROWLING ]
AHA!
WHOOP!
- AAAH! - AAAH! AAAH!
HUH?
HUH? HUH?
[ ALL MUTTERING HAPPILY ]
GIVE IT UP, JUNIOR!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
OOH... OOH...
WHOA!
NUMBUH 2, GRAB THE WHEEL
OF THE SHIP!
WHOA!
HA HA!
HA! OHH!
HA-HA! HAH! HO-HA!
[ CHUCKLES ]
AAAH!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
MY CANDY'S GOT TO BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
OOH!
WHO-A-A-A!
OHH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GASPS ]
OOOOH-WEE!
[ GASPS ]
BINGO!
THERE YOU ARE!
METHINKS YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
CANDY FOR ONE DAY, LASSIE!
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
EH?
WHAT WAS THAT?
I SAID...
I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE DENTIST.
AARH!
YOU'RE MAKIN' A MISTAKE!
NO BRATTY KIDS COULD GIVE
YOU...
[ GRUNTS ]
AS MUCH CANDY AS I CAN!
YOUR CANDY'S SUGAR-FREE!
HUH?!
I'LL SHOW YE!
OH!
THAT WAS PERFECTLY
GOOD CANDY.
WHAT A WASTE!
AARGH!
FOOLISH GIRL!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
SINCE YE WON'T JOIN ME,
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO...
EH?
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
WHOA!
AAAH! AAAH!
[ ALL GASP ]
CANDY! CANDY!
OHH...
ARR!
THERE SHE BE.
UH-OH.
CANDY! CANDY!
[ CHEERING AND SHOUTING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
CHOW DOWN, KIDS.
WHA?
[ GROWLS ]
[ CHEERING AND SHOUTING ]
GET OFF!
STOP!
ARR!
NOT THE TUTTI-FRUTTI!
NUMBUH 5!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
FEELIN' SWEET, BABY!
FEELIN' SWEET!
ARG!
[ Sadly ]
KEEP ROWIN', MATEYS!
KEEP ROWIN'.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
I ASSUMED WE HAD THOSE
PESKY KIDS NEXT DOOR
RIGHT WHERE WE WANTED THEM,
MR. WINK.
WHERE DO YOU
SUPPOSE THEY...
YIPPEE-KI-YOW!
Y'ALL LOOKING FOR US?
- OUR SINCEREST - APOLOGIES...
BUT WE'LL BE
TAKING MY DOME BACK NOW.
Y'ALL CAN TAKE IT
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
AN INTERESTING PROPOSAL,
MR. WINK.
INDEED, MR. FIBB.
UH-OH.
YEE-HAW!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SNORING ]
HMM?
THIS ISN'T OUR TREE HOUSE.
HMM...
[ HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE ]
WHERE ARE WE?
- WE BETTER SPLIT UP AND LOOK - FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE.
[ GASPS ]
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]
YEE-HAW!
THAT SURE WAS A CLOSE ONE,
PARTNERS,
BUT WE SHOWED THEM ADULTS
WHAT FOR, DIDN'T WE?!
AND...
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M LASSO LASS...
THE ROOTIN', TOOTIN'EST,
SHOOT-'EM-UP HOOTIN'EST
ADULT-FIGHTIN' COWGIRL
THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI.
YOU FIGHT ADULTS?
YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'!
I'M THE LAST MEMBER
OF THE ROWDIEST BUNCH OF
GROWN-UP FIGHTERS EVER...
THE COWBOY KIDS CLUB!
WELCOME TO MY SECRET
TREETOP RANCH IN ALL ITS GLORY.
GLORY?
THIS PLACE IS A DU... AAH!
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME,
PARTNERS.
I KEEP ALL THE IMPORTANT
EQUIPMENT HERE,
SAFE FROM ANY ADULTS WHO MIGHT
THINK OF RUSTLING IT.
YES, SIR, ONLY TOP-SHELF
EQUIPMENT HERE.
TOP-SHELF?
THIS STUFF IS TRASH!
TRASH?!
WHY, WITH THIS HIGH-TECH
RADIO GRAPHAMAJIGGY,
I CAN SPY ON ADULTS
DAY AND NIGHT...
Man: I WELL REMEMBER...
IF I AIN'T SEEN ALL!
- AND WHAT ABOUT THESE SUPER-DUPER - TELETALKING RECEIVIOLAS?
OOH. OOH.
I CAN USE THESE TO RELAY
IMPORTANT NEWS TO MY TEAMMATES.
- HELLO?! - CAN YOU READ ME?!
HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL...
FROM THE 21st CENTURY?!
YIKE!
SHALL WE OPEN
THE DOME NOW, MR. FIBB?
I'D PREFER TO OPEN IT WHEN
THE TIME IS RIGHT, MR. WINK.
- THE TIME IS RIGHT, - MR. FIBB.
IT IS MY DOME, AND I SHALL
OPEN IT WHEN I CHOOSE.
HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.
WHOO!
WHEE-HEE!
- WHOA! - CHECK THAT OUT!
WOW!
SO YOU CAN TWIRL A STUPID ROPE.
BIG DEAL.
I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS DUMP.
WHEN THE REST OF YOU ARE DONE
PLAYING COWBOYS AND IMBECILES,
MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK
TO THE TREE... HOUSE!
RELAX A SPELL, PARTNER!
HUH?
WHO ARE THESE COWDORKS?
ONLY THE BEST DANG
ADULT FIGHTERS WHO EVER LIVED.
THE BEST UNTIL THEY...
[ SOBS ]
THEY GROWED UP!
[ GULPS ]
THAT'S...
THAT'S TOO BAD.
BUT IT'S OKAY NOW.
THANKS TO YOU
AND YOUR FRIENDS,
WE CAN RE-FORM
THE COWBOY KIDS CLUB! [ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE NOT COWBOYS!
ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T FIGHT ADULTS
IF YOU ARE AN ADULT.
[ GASPS ] I AM NOT AN ADULT!
- ARE TOO. - NUH-UNH.
- YUH-HUH. - NUH-UNH.
- ARE TOO! - ARE NOT!
DOES A KID
HAVE FALSE TEETH?!
[ TALKS INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID, "I CAN DO ANYTHING
YOU COWPOKES CAN"!
CAN YOU RETRIEVE THE DOME?
WE HAD IT UNTIL YOU WENT
AND LOST IT!
CAN YOU DO THAT, HUH?!
[ WHISTLES ]
Y'ALL WANT THE DOME?
WELL, YOU JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE
AND I'LL FETCH IT FOR YA.
ME AND CLIP-CLOP WON'T BE
BUT A MOMENT.
Y'ALL MAKE YOURSELVES COMFY,
YOU HEAR?
HI-HO, CLIP-CLOP, AWAY!
I MEANT TO DO THAT!
SHE MAY BE OLD,
BUT SHE'S PRETTY COOL.
- SHE IS DEFINITELY - NOT COOL.
AND NOW THAT SHE'S GONE,
- WE SHOULD GET BACK - TO THE TREE HOUSE.
BUT LASSO LASS SAID
SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK.
AND BESIDES... SHE'S GOT
ALL THIS NEAT STUFF!
CAN'T WE STAY
JUST A LITTLE LONGER?
HYAH!
[ GROANS ] FINE!
WHATEVER!
WELL, I THINK WE'VE WASTED
ENOUGH TIME
WAITING FOR
THAT CRAZY LADY.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
OHH. THIS STINKS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
Lasso Lass:
HELLO, DO YOU READ ME?
LASSO LASS!
HOWDY, PARTNERS.
I AM AT MR. WINK
AND MR. FIBB'S HOUSE,
AND WE'RE HAVING US
A PIZZA PARTY.
WHY DON'T Y'ALL COME ON BY
AND... STAY AWAY!
IT'S A TRAP!
Mr. Fibb: COME OVER NOW!
AND BRING PIZZA!
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HER.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF OUR STUFF.
WHAT DO WE DO?
WE CAN'T WIN
WITHOUT WEAPONS.
SO?
WHAT DO WE DO, NUMBUH 1?
THIS THE WORST PIZZA PARTY
I HAVE EVER BEEN TO!
HEY, DID SOMEONE ORDER
A LARGE PIZZA?
OH, YES, OVER HERE...
AND THERE BETTER NOT BE
ANY ONIONS ON IT.
LET ME CHECK ON THAT.
OOPS.
THERE ARE ONIONS ON IT.
I'LL HAVE TO
CALL THIS ONE IN.
KIDS NEXT DOOR...
BATTLE STATIONS!
CHARGE!
THIS SEEMS TO CALL FOR
DRASTIC MEASURES, MR. WINK.
I WOULD AGREE,
MR. FIBB.
AAAAAH! AAAAAH!
AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!
WAHOO!
UH-OH.
[ GRUNTING ]
HUH? HUH?
OH, THANK YOU, CHILDREN.
[ BOTH CHUCKLING EVILLY ]
[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
[ GROANING ]
A MOST SATISFYING MOMENT,
MR. WINK.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
PRESENT LANCE!
SUCH PESKY CHILDREN,
MR. FIBB.
WHOA-OA!
[ ALL GROANING ]
HOW APPROPRIATE, LASSO LASS,
THAT YOU WOULD BE CAPTURED
WITH A GROUP OF CHILDREN.
YOU SHOULD'VE QUIT
YEARS AGO.
YOU SHOULD'VE GROWN UP!
YOU SHOULD'VE GONE
TO THE PROM WITH ME!
[ HOWLS ]
PERHAPS NOW
IS THE TIME, MR. FIBB.
YES, THE TIME IS RIGHT.
NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT,
MISS LASSO LASS,
WHEN YOUR GREATEST ENEMY HAS...
A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!
SIX-SHOOTIN' TIMMY...
[ GASPS ]
IS THAT YOU?
MY NAME IS TIMOTHY,
AND I'M NOT A MEMBER
OF YOUR STUPID CLUB ANYMORE!
[ NEIGHS ]
YES, CLIP-CLOP, IT'S ME...
JOHN.
WHY, TIMMY, YOU'RE JUST
AS CUTE AS I REMEMBER.
YOU KNOW I LOVES ME A BOY
WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!
FULL HEAD OF...
THAT'S A TOUPEE!
SHUT UP!
I USED TO HAVE REAL HAIR
UNTIL IT ALL STARTED
FALLING OUT WHEN I WAS 14!
AND YOU NEVER LOOKED AT ME
THE SAME, MISS LASSO LOONY!
YOU WENT TO THE PROM
WITH THAT BLASTED TEXAS TOMMY
AND HIS FULL HEAD OF HAIR
INSTEAD OF ME!
IT ISN'T FAIR! IT'S NOT!
THERE, THERE.
IT'S OKAY.
LET ME FIX THAT
FOR YOU.
- [ CRIES ] - THERE.
NOW THAT'S THE TIMMY
I REMEMBER.
HUH?
[ SNIFFLES ] DO YOU REALLY
THINK IT LOOKS
[ SNIFFLES ]...OKAY?
IT SURE DOES!
RRRR-OW!
IN FACT, IT LOOKS SO NICE
THAT I COULD JUST... WELL...
I COULD... I COULD...
I COULD JUST KISS YA!
[ SMOOCHING ]
UM, UH... UH...
THAT'S OKAY.
I, UM...
[ SCREAMING ]
[ WOLF WHISTLES ]
[ SNORTS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
HEIGH-HO, CLIP-CLOP...
[ GASPS ] AWAY!
I MEANT TO DO THAT!
YEE-HAW!
SO LONG, PARTNER!
MAYBE OUR TRAILS
WILL MEET AGAIN!
AW, KNOCK IT OFF.
- DON'T LET THE RUSTLERS - GET YOU!
I SAID CUT IT OUT!
[ GIGGLES ]
YIPPEE-YI-YO-YO-YO!
UGH!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.