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[ GRUNTS ]
SEE? I TOLD YOU GUYS.
THE ONE THING I HATE MORE THAN
ADULTS... TEENAGERS.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE FOUND OUT
ABOUT THEIR SICK LITTLE PLAN.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU AND MEG
DOING FRIDAY NIGHT?
OH, NOT MUCH.
JUST GOING UP TO THE POINT.
COOL! I'M GOING, TOO!
COOL. WHO WITH?
HMM.
UH, I'M NOT SURE YET,
BUT...
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH ANYTHING?
- AAAHH! - AAAHH!
BUT, JULIE, EVERYONE
GOES UP TO THE POINT.
MARTY, IF WE GO UP TO THE POINT,
IT'LL CHANGE US FOREVER.
COME ON! PLEASE?
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT!
[ LOCKER DOOR CLOSES ]
OW!
ROTTEN TEENAGERS.
SO, GUESS WHAT, GUYS.
MY BOYFRIEND IS FINALLY TAKING
ME TO THE POINT!
[ ALL SCREAM, GIGGLE ]
YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
AND I'M SO JEALOUS.
All: EXCUSE ME!
AAAHH!
UHH.
MY OLDER BROTHER SAID
THE POINT IS WHERE HE FINALLY
BECAME AN ADULT.
YEAH, YOU GO UP
THAT MOUNTAIN A BOY
AND COME BACK DOWN
A MAN WHO...
HEY!
UH-OH.
WHOA!
HMM.
TEENAGERS...
THEY MAKE ME SICK.
WOW. THAT'S A LOT OF CARS.
YEAH, EVERY TEENAGER IN TOWN
MUST BE UP THERE.
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT COULD ALL THOSE
CRUDDY TEENAGERS
POSSIBLY BE DOING UP THERE?
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
ACTUALLY, NO.
- DON'T BE SO NAIVE, - NUMBUH 5.
- TEENAGERS CAN'T WAIT - TO GROW UP
SO THEY CAN REALLY
BOSS US AROUND.
SO SOMEWHERE UP ON THE POINT,
THE TEENAGERS,
IN LEAGUE WITH THE ADULTS,
HAVE CONSTRUCTED
A SUPERSECRET FACILITY
WHERE THEY DO THE MOST
DISGUSTING THING IMAGINABLE.
THEY TRANSFORM
THOSE DUMB TEENAGERS
INTO... INTO FULL-GROWN ADULTS,
ADULTS BENT ON RUINING THE LIVES
OF KIDS LIKE US EVERYWHERE.
SO, AS THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
IT'S OUR DUTY
- TO LOCATE THE EXACT COORDINATES - OF THAT FACTORY
AND THEN USE OUR KIDS NEXT DOOR
CONDIMENT KANNON
TO WIPE THAT FIENDISH FACTORY
RIGHT OFF THE MAP
WITH A SINGLE MUSTARDY BLAST.
THEN THOSE STUPID TEENAGERS ARE
GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT YEARS
TO BECOME BIG, STUPID ADULTS.
WOW, I NEVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED
THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE UP TO.
SO, IF WE DON'T TAKE OUT
THE FACTORY,
THE TOWN'S ADULT POPULATION'LL
PRACTICALLY TRIPLIFY,
AND THERE GOES
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOT IF WE STOP THEM.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
LET'S MOVE OUT.
WHOA!
LET'S START WITH THAT ONE.
RIGHT.
ONCE WE CAPTURE ONE
OF THOSE TEENAGERS,
THEY'LL TELL US WHERE
THE FACTORY IS.
- FREEZE! - FREEZE! - FREEZE! - FREEZE!
- AAH! - AAH! AAH!
AAH!
OH, MAN, THAT'S NASTY.
GROSS.
HOW CAN THEY
DO TH IN A CAR?
EW! EW! EW!
[ GAGGING ]
COOL.
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS - SO GROSSED OUT ABOUT?
CHEESE FRIES ALWAYS TASTE BETTER
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS.
AH, YOU'RE CRAZY,
NUMBUH 2.
HMM. MMM.
I TAKE THAT BACK.
THEY'RE NOT BETTER,
BUT PRETTY DARN GOOD.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
HMM.
SO, WHERE
ARE THE TEENAGERS?
GOOD QUESTION, NUMBUH 5.
KIDS NEXT DOOR, SPREAD OUT
AND FIND THOSE TEENAGERS.
FOLLOW ME.
[ WHISTLES ]
MARTY, I'M SCARED.
SCARED? BUT, JULIE...
MAYBE I'M NOT READY
FOR THIS YET.
AW, DON'T WORRY.
IT'LL BE FUN, I PROMISE.
WE JUST GO DOWN THERE, AND THEN
THE FUN REALLY STARTS.
WELL... OKAY.
AND BESIDES,
EVERYBODY'S DOING IT.
STUPID TEENAGERS.
THEY'VE LED US RIGHT TO
THE ENTRANCE OF THE FACTORY.
SEND THE COORDINATES TO
THE CONDIMENT KANNON,
AND WE'LL SHOW THOSE ADULT
WANNABES WHAT HAPPENS
- WHEN YOU MESS WITH - THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
KIDS NEXT DOOR
S.P.L.O.R.C.K....
SUPER PREPOSTEROUSLY LARGE
ORBITING ROCKET
CONDIMENT KANNON.
KANNON SET TO MUSTARD AND
T MINUS 2 MINUTES TO FIRING.
GOOD WORK, NUMBUH 2.
- NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE - THAT THING GOES OFF.
Man: AREN'T YOU GUYS A LITTLE
YOUNG TO BE AT THE POINT?
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
- AAH! - AAH! AAH!
AAH!
HI!
WHERE ARE YOU KIDS
RACING OFF TO, HUH?
YOU GOT BIG PLANS TONIGHT?
WEEKEND COMES AROUND,
YOU GOTTA HAVE PLANS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOONS, LET'S TALK
ABOUT YOUR PLANS, SHALL WE?
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
REALLY DOING DOWN THERE.
OH, REALLY?
I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THE POINT
UNTIL I WAS 16
AND NOW LOOK AT ME.
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S IT!
WE'RE NOT HERE TO MESS AROUND
LIKE THOSE STUPID TEENAGERS.
NOW, GET OUT OF OUR WAY
OR FEEL THE WRATH
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
HWAH!
HA! HWAH!
WHOA!
EASY, THERE, JUNIOR.
THE BOSS HAS BEEN PLANNING
A SPECIAL NIGHT AT THE POINT
JUST FOR KIDS LIKE YOU.
MAYBE THEY'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON AT THE POINT
FOR THEMSELVES.
- [ GASPS ] - [ GASPS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
I GOT YOU.
NO. I DON'T WANT TO BE TURNED
INTO AN ADULT.
[ BEEPING ]
Man: GO ON,
TAKE A LOOK INSIDE.
[ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
IT'S A... IT'S A...
All: ROLLER-SKATING RINK?
SURE, AND ONCE THE BOSS
STARTS KIDS' NIGHT,
YOU GUYS CAN SKATE JUST
LIKE THE GROWN-UPS.
WHOA!
YEAH, BABY!
YOU GO UP THIS MOUNTAIN A BOY,
BUT YOU COME BACK DOWN A MAN...
WHO KNOWS HOW
TO ROLLER-SKATE.
WHOA!
OH, MARTY!
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
I'M SO GLAD WE CAME!
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN YOU GUYS AREN'T...
AREN'T WHAT?
WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW. I...
YEAH, WHAT DID YOU THINK
A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS
WOULD BE DOING UP ON
A MOUNTAIN AT NIGHT?
WELL, I, UH...
I-I COULD'VE SWORN...
YOU TEENAGERS WERE...
BEING TRANSFORMED
INTO ADULTS?
[ GROWLING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
STUPID TEENAGERS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
OKAY, THIS NEXT SONG
IS FOR COUPLES ONLY.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.