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[ BEEPING ]
UH-OH.
GONNA NEED SOME MORE
DECONGESTANT OVER HERE!
COMING RIGHT UP, NUMBUH 5.
YAAAA!
AAAAHHHH!
UH! UH! [ PANTING ]
TAKE COVER, NUMBUH 1.
♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA LA LA LA...
HEY!
SURRENDER, KIDS NEXT DOOR!
THERE IS NO CURE
FOR THE COMMON COL...
UH... COL... UH...
COL-L-L...
I'M THE COMMON COLD.
AHH-CHOO!
HIT HIM NOW WHILE
HE'S DISTRACTED.
EAT DECONGESTANT, SNOTBALL!
OHH! WHOA!
HA! YOU MISS... AAAHH!
UH! AAH! SO TINKLY AND
EFFERVESCENT... NO!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
NICE TRY, KIDS.
NOW GET A LOAD OF THIS.
[ SNIFFLING ]
- EWWW! - GROSS.
UGH! MAN, THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WAAA!
WE NEED THE JUICE.
[ PANTING ]
OKAY, NUMBUH 2,
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.
HI, HOAGIE!
NOT NOW, TOMMY. I'M BUSY!
OHHH!
WE NEVER GET TO HANG OUT.
I'M BUSY WITH
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR RIGHT NOW!
AAH!
- AND IN CASE - YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
IT'S MORE IMPORTANT
THAN HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
NUMBUH 2, STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR
BABY BROTHER AND JUICE THAT GUY!
BEFORE IT'S TOO...
AAAAH! OH!
[ Nasally ]
NASAL PASSAGE IS CLOGGING.
JUICE, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
HUH!
CAN I HELP?
AAH! I DON'T NEED HELP FROM
MY KID BROTHER RIGHT NOW!
HMMMM.
COME ON.
COME ON. I GOT YA NOW.
TOMMY TO THE RESCUE!
UH-OH.
TOMMY!
I JUST WANTED TO BE A HERO,
LIKE YOU ARE, HOAGIE.
LISTEN, WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR, NOT SUPERHEROES.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED SUPERPOWERS
TO STOP ME!
AAHH!
WHOA!
NO-O-O-O-O!
OH! UH!
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O...
VITAMIN C!
TOO...
AAAAAAAH!
[ COUGHING ]
YAY! YAY!
CURSE, YOU KIDS NEXT DO... AAY!
AAAH-CHOOOOOOOOOO!
AAA... AAAAH-POOOO!
HEY, HOAGIE,
YOU WANNA HANG OUT NOW?
I WANNA HANG OUT.
[ Nasally ] UGH! YOU ALWAYS
WANNA HANG OUT, TOMMY.
AND SO FAR, ALL I'VE GOTTEN FOR
HANGING OUT WITH YOU IS A COLD.
OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
WELL, THEN JUST MAKE SOME
NEW FRIENDS OF YOUR OWN, OKAY?
STUPID KIDS NEXT DOOR...
I'LL SHOW THEM I'M MORE FUN
THAN A BUNCH OF KIDS
WHO THINK THEY'RE SO BIG.
- ONE DAY I'LL HAVE - MY OWN TREE HOUSE,
AND HOAGIE WILL SAY, "CAN I
HANG OUT IN YOUR TREE HOUSE?"
AND I'LL SAY, "I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT."
AND HOAGIE WILL BE LIKE,
"PLEASE, SUPERCOOL TOMMY."
BET HE WOULDN'T BE SO MEAN
IF HE WASN'T PART OF THOSE
STUPID KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HUH!
THOSE KIDS NEXT DOOR STINK!
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
[ SNIFFLES ] AHH.
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ]
Common Cold: AH-CHOO!
[ ALL COUGHING ]
[ GROANING ]
AH-CHOO!
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
[ COUGHS ]
THIS STINKS.
WHY CAN'T WE FIGHT BAD GUYS
LIKE "THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH
MONSTER"?
OR "THE CREATURE WITH LOTS
OF EXTRA CASH."
COME ON, TEAM, WE FOUGHT A GOOD
BATTLE AND BEAT ANOTHER FOE.
- IF WE HAVE TO SPEND - ANOTHER WEEK
BLOWING OUR NOSES AND WATCHING
TV, I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
[ GROANING ]
[ COUGHING ] ALL RIGHT.
WHAAA... WHAAA...
WHOA!
LET ME GO! WHOA!
AAAAH!
AAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAHHH!
AAAAAHHHH!
GO AWAY, CREEPY HOSE-THINGY!
[ SUCTION ]
WAAA-A-A-A-A!
UH!
THE SUCTION TOO POWERFUL...
GO AWAY!
YAY! I WIN!
UH-OH.
NO-O-O-O-O....
NO-O-O-O!
[ PANTING ]
[ GASPS ]
OH, MAN.
BRING IT ON!
WHOA-A-A-A-A!
OOH!
OHHH... OHHHH...
AAAHHH!
[ PANTING ] OH.
OHHHH HO HO HO HO...
HUH?!
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
WAAAA!
EEEEEE!
WHOAAAA...
OOH!
HEY, WHAT THE...
NO-O-O-O-O!
OH, GROSS!
WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THAT THE COMMON COLD?
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
NOT ANYMORE...
THANKS TO MY NEW
SUPERTECHNOLOGY,
I HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED
INTO... THE FLU BUG!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW, UTILIZING THE
HEAD COLDS OF YOUR TEAMMATES,
I AM GOING TO GO GIVE THE WORLD
THE WORST CASE OF THE FLU EVER!
HOW DID THAT SNOTRAG
GET SUCH A COOL MACHINE?
I MADE IT.
TOMMY! ARE YOU NUTS?!
YOU KNOW WHAT MOM SAYS ABOUT
MAKING WEAPONS FOR BAD GUYS.
WELL...[ SNIFFLES ]
YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.
SO I MADE FRIENDS
WITH THE COMMON COLD.
AND HE CAME UP
WITH THIS COOL DEAL...
- I MAKE - A COOL MACHINE FOR HIM,
AND HE GETS RID OF
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR FOR ME.
EVERYBODY WINS!
EVERYBODY...
AAAAHH!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- SORRY, TOMMY. - [ SNIFFLES ]
IF I'M GOING TO GIVE THE FLU
TO THE WHOLE PLANET,
I'LL NEED ALL THE SICK KIDS
I CAN GET...
INCLUDING Y-Y-YOU-HOO!
YOU BIG BOOGERHEAD LIAR!
UH! OH!
AND NOW
FOR YOUR PESKY BIG BROTHER.
[ SNIFFLES ] HUH?
HEY, WHERE DID HE GO?
A-HEM!
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS
TO GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS
AND MY LITTLE BROTHER.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
TIME'S UP.
OHHH!
GOTCHA!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
LOOKS LIKE YOUR JUICE
JUST WON'T CUT IT ANYMORE.
NOW PREPARE
TO GET REALLY SICK!
UH-OH.
AAA...
AAA... AAA...
AAAHHH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OHHH...
FEELING PHLEGMY YET,
NUMBUH 2?
UH! NOT YET, SNOTBREATH!
AAAH!
[ PANTING ]
- THIS LAST CARTON - BETTER DO IT.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
WITH EXTRA PULP.
WAAAAA! UH!
NO-O-O-O! NO!
IT BURNS!
HELP! HELP!
OHHHHH...
VITAMIN C YA LATER!
[see]
AAAAAAAH! I'M MELTING!
JUST KIDDING,
SNOTNOSED KID!
WAAAAAA!
MO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M!
ME AND THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
WERE FIGHTING THIS GUY.
THEN TOMMY MADE A MACHINE FOR
HIM, AND IT CAPTURED MY FRIENDS.
I TRIED TO STOP HIM,
BUT I RAN OUT OF AMMO,
AND NOW IT'S AFTER ME.
- [ Crying ] - A-HA-HAAAA.
[ HEAVY STOMPING ]
HUH?
NOW I GOTCHA.
[ MECHANICAL SNIFFLING ]
[ BEEP ]
CHICKEN SOUP?!
YEGGGGH!
WELL...[ SNIFFLES ]
AT LEAST WE GET TO HANG OUT
NOW, HUH, HOAGIE?
AH, SHUT UP, TOMMY.
"AT LEAST WE GET TO HANG OUT
NOW, HUH, HOAGIE?"
BAH!
Mom: LESS SASS AND MORE SOUP,
MR. COMMON COLD.
[ BEEPING ]
DISPERSEZ-VOUS!
DISPERSEZ...
NO-O-O-ON!
NUMéRO 67...
UGH!
AAHHH! OW!
[ Foreign accent ]
ERNIE, RUN!
AAAAH!
ERNIE, QUICKLY! QUICKLY!
AAH!
AAAAAHHH!
THAT'S THE LAST CONTACT
WE'VE RECEIVED
FROM OUR GLOBAL OPERATIVES.
THEY'VE ALL BEEN NEUTRALIZED
BY THE SAME MYSTERIOUS FORCE.
FOR ALL WE KNOW,
WE ARE THE LAST SURVIVING
KIDS NEXT DOOR ON THE PLANET.
I'M SCARED!
W-W-WHAT DO WE DO,
NUMBUH 1?
I... I DON'T KNOW.
WARNING!
WARNING! BEING PURSUED.
NOT FOLLOW.
REPEAT... FOLLOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS,
BUT I GOT A LOCK ON HIS SHIP.
WE MAY HAVE FOUND
THE LAST REMAINING MEMBER
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
AND HE NEEDS OUR HELP.
BATTLE STATIONS!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
STATUS, NUMBUH 5.
10 MILES
TO THE SHIP'S SIGNAL...
STEP ON IT, NUMBUH 2.
AAAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
Numbuh 1: THERE HE IS.
Numbuh 3: IS HE OKAY?
[ BOY GROANING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
NUMBUH 274!
HE'S THE GREATEST MEMBER
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR EVER!
YEAH, HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY BEAT
THE GROWN-UP GORILLA GANG.
I HAVE A FULL SET
OF HIS TRADING CARDS.
REALLY? DO YOU HAVE
DOUBLES OF NUMBUH 73?
I HAVE FOUR... WHAT
DO YOU GOT TO TRADE?
OOH, HOW ABOUT A NUMBUH 274
ACTION FIGURE?
- NAH, NAH, - I ALREADY GOT TWO OF THEM.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
A-HEM!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
YOU'LL BE DESTROYED
IF YOU'RE ANYWHERE NEAR ME.
YOU'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
BUT WE JUST GOT HERE.
THERE YOU ARE. I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM MEGA MOM.
TOLD YOU!
OH, LOOK...
YOU HAVE SOME NEW FRIENDS.
AND I DIDN'T BAKE A THING.
LOOKS LIKE YOU KIDS WILL JUST
HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THIS!
Numbuh 274: SCATTER!
AAAAHHHHHH!
GUMBALLS? I HOPE YOU
BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!
WAAAAAAA!
SHE'S FAST.
I GOT YOUR BACK,
NUMBUH 4.
I'M GIVIN' HER
ALL I... UH! GOT!
OH, DEAR!
OH, MY!
OH!
WHAT AN ILL-BEHAVED BUNCH
OF CHILDREN!
MEGA MOM THINKS
YOU NEED A TIME-OUT!
TIME-OUT! TIME-OUT!
NUMBUH 2, TAKE THE RIGHT FLANK.
NUMBUH 5, FALL BACK.
NUMBUH... 274?
FOR THE LAST TIME, SAVE
YOURSELVES AND GET OUT OF HERE!
TIME-OUT!
OKAY, OKAY.
I GUESS WE CAN'T FIGHT
A BAD MOTHER LIKE THAT HERE.
KIDS NEXT DOOR, RETREAT!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN EXCUSED
FROM THE BATTLE YET!
AAAH!
AAAH! AAAH!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
HUH? OH, GREAT.
UHH! GO ON WITHOUT ME!
NO WAY.
HEADS UP! I'VE GOT YA.
AW, LET MEGA MOM HELP YOU
WITH THAT, DEAR.
COME ON! COME ON!
LOCK ON TARGET.
WAIT FOR IT.
FIRE!
COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS IN...
AAAHHH! UHH!
GET US OUT OF HERE!
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
HONESTLY! I JUST HAD THIS DRESS
DRY-CLEANED!
HEY, THANKS FOR SAVING ME,
NUMBUH 274.
- NO PROBLEM. - IT'S WHAT I DO.
NOW IF YOU'D BE KIND ENOUGH
TO DROP ME OFF SOMEWHERE.
THAT'S A NEGATIVE, NUMBUH 274...
WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
AND WE'RE NOT ABOUT
TO ABANDON A FELLOW OPERATIVE.
- YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. - I'M THE TARGET.
IT'S THE SAME THING EVERYWHERE
I'VE BEEN THESE LAST WEEKS...
GERMANY, TUNISIA, BRAZIL.
EVERY KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
NEAR ME
HAS BEEN ATTACKED
AND STUPEFIED.
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S NOT PRETTY.
I REFUSE TO LET ONE MORE KID
NEXT DOOR FALL BECAUSE OF ME.
I'M GOING TO FACE THIS MENACE
ALONE, AND I WILL DEFEAT IT!
COOL.
UH, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
ABSOLUTELY.
BUT IT'LL COST YOU A DOLLAR.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HER
TO THE MED LAB.
THEN WE CAN FIND A WAY
TO HELP NUMBUH 274.
SO IF THERE'S A MEGA MOM,
WHY ISN'T THERE A DAD?
OOH! I TOTALLY
FORGOT ABOUT HIM.
HI, GUYS. HOW 'BOUT SOME QUALITY
TIME WITH DESTRUCTO DAD?!
I KNEW IT!
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BATTLE STATIONS!
- YOU KIDS - AREN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE,
BECAUSE DESTRUCTO DAD SAYS,
"YOU'RE GROUNDED."
AAAH!
YOU'RE "GROUNDED."
I LOVE THAT LINE!
HYAH!
NOW, NOW,
YOU WERE RAISED BETTER.
WHOAAAAA!
THAT'LL LEARN YA.
[ CRASH ]
SORRY I'M LATE, DEAR.
HONEY!
OH, THE TRAFFIC OVER HERE
WAS CRA-A-ZY!
AND THEN...
OOH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND...
BRATS!
WHOAAAA! WHOAAAA!
NOW, SON, THIS IS GONNA HURT ME
MORE THAN IT'S GONNA HURT YOU.
[ Laughing ]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
THAT DIDN'T HURT ME AT ALL.
[ PANTING ] OH!
JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING, YOUNG LADY?
[ GASPS ] OH, MY!
BRING IT ON, OLD LADY!
NOW THAT'S NO WAY...
OH! AAH!
OOH! OW! NO! OH, OH...
AAAAHHHH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
AAAHHHHH!
[ EXPLOSION ]
HMM...
OW! AHH!
AH! AAA! OH!
TSK, TSK, TSK.
YOU KIDS TODAY.
NO, NO, I...
[ HUMMING ]
OH, HONEY!
I THINK WE GOT 'EM ALL.
GOOD WORK, DARLING.
[ SMOOCHING ]
THAT JUST LEAVES
NUMBUH 274!
YOU MONSTERS MAY HAVE DEFEATED
ALL OF MY COMRADES
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
BUT YOU WON'T DEFEAT ME,
BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THERE IS.
WELL, OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT!
CONGRATULATIONS...
SON!
MOM? DAD?
[ Laughing ]
THAT'S RIGHT, CHAD DEAR.
HERE, YOU'VE GOT
A LITTLE SMUDGE ON YOUR...
GET OFF!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
THIS IS SO... EMBARRASSING!
- DO YOU KNOW - WHAT YOU JUST DID?
WELL, OF COURSE, DEAR.
274 IS SUCH A HIGH NUMBER.
SO WITH ALL
THE OTHER KIDS STUPEFIED,
NOW YOU NUMBUH 1.
NO!
THESE GUYS AND THE OTHERS...
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.
DON'T WORRY.
THEY STILL HAVE THEIR SIGHT.
THAT WAY, THEY CAN SEE
HOW GREAT YOU ARE!
YOU! YOU!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ CELL PHONE DIALING ]
HELLO, COACH WETTERHAHN?
I'M QUITTING THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
[ POW! ]
[ DIALING ]
CHAD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
HELLO, HONOR SOCIETY?
I QUIT.
NO-O-O-O!
- [ POW! ] - OOOH! OOOH!
DRAMA CLUB, GIVE THE LEAD PART
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
[ POW! ]
AAAHHHH! AAAHHHH!
- YOUNG HIGH-SOCIETY SOCIETY? - I QUIT.
[ POW! ]
AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!
HELLO, PIGGY?
STILL NEED A BASS PLAYER
FOR THE SCUMBUCKET PUNKS?
[ POW! ]
NO-O-O-O-O-O! AAAHHHHH!
HELLO...
JOE'S TATTOO PARLOR?
- OKAY! - OKAY!
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!
JUST STOP IT!
HUH...
[ ALL YAWNING ]
THANK YOU,
FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR.
GOOD WORK, TEAM!
ESPECIALLY YOU, NUMBUH 274.
- NO PROBLEM. - IT'S WHAT I DO.
BUT I FEEL BAD THAT MY PARENTS
CAUSED ALL THIS TROUBLE.
OH, IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT.
YEAH, PARENTS...
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
MMM... I GUESS SO.
[ HORN HONKING ]
COME ON, CHAD.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR
YOUR VIOLIN LESSONS, DO YOU?
UM... WELL, GOTTA GO.
SEE YA.
IN A WHILE, CROCODILE!
I KNOW I TOLD HIM
ALL PARENTS ARE NUTS,
BUT, MAN, HIS PARENTS
ARE FREAKS!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
I TELL YOU...
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.