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THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
PREPARE TO BE FLUSHED
BY THE MIGHTY TOILENATOR!
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.
LOOKS LIKE IT.
DON'T WORRY.
THE SUPERDEFENSE ARRAY
WILL HANDLE IT.
[ BEEPS ]
AAAH!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ BEEPING ]
LOUSY ONE-PLY!
UGH.
[ GROANING ]
[ BEEPING ]
HMM. BUCKET-RELEASE
CALIBRATION...
SPRING NEEDS ADJUSTING.
UGH. STUPID DEFENSE SYSTEM.
I'LL SHOW THEM THEY CAN'T JUST
FLUSH THE TOILENATOR
LIKE A...
[ BEEPING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
HUH?
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
AAAH! AAAH!
[ THUDS ]
[ Weakly ] THE PAIN.
WOW, NUMBUH 1.
YOUR DEFENSE ARRAY
EVEN STOPS LOSERS.
YOU SURE DESERVE
THAT KIDS NEXT DOOR
DEFENSE-PRIZE THINGY.
I'M NOT SO SURE.
THE TARGET STILL LANDED
ON THE PROPERTY.
THERE YOU ARE.
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP YET?
THE DEPARTURE-TRAJECTORY
COORDINATOR'S NOT WORKING AT...
IT WORKS FINE.
JUST LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN UP SIX DAYS STRAIGHT
MESSING WITH THAT THING.
YOU AIN'T GONNA BE IN ANY SHAPE
TO GET THAT AWARD TOMORROW
IF YOU DON'T MAKE
WITH SOME Z's.
IT'S A LONG TRIP
TO KIDS NEXT DOOR SECRET
MOON-BASE HEADQUARTERS,
YOU KNOW.
- YEAH, I JUST HAVE TO RECALIBRATE - THE DIOPTRIC... AAH!
ONLY THING YOU'RE RECALIBRATING
IS YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE.
[ Muttering ] DIVIDED
BY THE SURFACE AREA
EQUALS TANGENT SQUARED
ROOT OF THE SUM OF THE SQUARES
OF THE SIDE.
REST UP, BOSS.
HYPOTENUSE, AND...
[ SNORING ]
MMM.
NOW, LISTEN UP.
NOTHING, I MEAN, NOTHING WAKES
UP NUMBUH 1 TONIGHT.
YOU DIG?
[ NO AUDIO ]
[ CLICKS ]
- Man: - MONSTER-TRUCK RALLY!
DO YOU
LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS?
LOVE MONSTER TRUCKS?
THE LOUDEST MONSTER TRUCKS
THIS SIDE OF LOUD?!
WELL, THEN DON'T FORGET TO
BRING YOUR AIR HORN,
'CAUSE THIS AIN'T YOUR
GRANDMA'S MONSTER-TRUCK RALLY
THIS IS YOUR GRANDMA'S LOUD
UNCLE'S...
[ CLICKS ]
FOUND IT!
[ Muffled ] WHAT?
BE QUIET.
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
NIGEL!
OH, MAN, IT'S LIZZIE.
YOO-HOO, NIGEL!
DOUSE THOSE FIREWORKS,
NUMBUH 2.
HEY, WHERE'S NIGEL?
WE HAVE A DATE TONIGHT!
LIZZIE,
YOU GOT TO BE QUIET.
NUMBUH 1 IS SLEEPING.
NIGEL!!
WAKE UP!!
I HAVE BEEN PLANNING
THIS DATE SINCE...
Shh!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WHY DON'T YOU GO ON A DATE WITH
NUMBUH 4 INSTEAD?
NO WAY!
UGH!
SURE. GREAT.
LET'S GO.
NUH-UNH!
MY HEART BELONGS TO NIGEL.
I UNDERSTAND.
GO GET NUMBUH 1,
NUMBUH 4.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
NOT TO WAKE HIM.
UGH!
RIGHT... I'LL GO GET
NUMBUH 1.
REALLY?
[ WHISTLING ]
OH, HELLO, NUMBUH 1.
[ Imitating Numbuh 1 ]
UH, YES.
HELLO TO YOU, TOO, UH, 5...
UH, FROM ME, NUMBUH 1.
NIGIE!
HELLO, LIZZIE!
COME ON, NIGIE.
WE'RE GOING TO THE POINT.
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
PLEASE, NO!
I DON'T WANT TO...
[ SNORING ]
YES, I HAVE THE ANSWER.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
NUMBUH 1's DEFENSE GRID
SHOULD HAVE
SENT LIZZIE PACKING.
LOOK.
THE DEFENSE ARRAY'S OFF.
SO? TURN IT BACK ON.
[ BEEPING ]
INPUT ACCESS CODE.
UH-OH, QUICK,
GIVE IT THE CODE.
I DON'T KNOW THE CODE.
WELL,
I DON'T KNOW THE CODE.
DO YOU KNOW THE CODE?
NO.
INPUT ACCESS CODE.
I'LL GO ASK NUMBUH 1.
NO!
PLEASE INPUT ACCESS CODE.
DO SOMETHING.
UMM.
[ BEEPING ]
INCORRECT CODE!
INCORRECT!
INCORRECT CODE!
[ STEAM HISSING ]
QUIET!
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
WHAT NOW?
I'LL GET IT!
HI. I'M SELLING SKUNKY SCOUT
CANDY TO RAISE MONEY
FOR TROOP 177.
NO THANKS.
[ GASPS ]
TELL ME THAT'S NOT
LAURA LIMPIN.
[ HUMMING ]
[ GROWLING ]
AAH!
AKA, THE BIG BADOLESCENT.
YOU... BUY...
SKUNKY SCOUT CANDY...
NOW!
OKAY, OKAY,
WE'LL BUY A BOX.
ONE BOX?!
THANK YOU
FOR HELPING TO SUPPORT THE
SKUNKY SCOUT TRADITION, MA'AM.
WHATEVER.
MAN, NUMBUH 5 IS GETTING
SICK OF THIS.
NOT YET, YOU'RE NOT!
THE COMMON COLD WILL CHANGE
THAT, KIDS NEXT D...
[ INHALING SHARPLY ]
Shh!
UGH! GAH!
EW.
AAH...
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
HUH?
NUMBUH 3, THE WINDOW!
AAH!
UGH!
[ GROANING ]
UGH.
AAR!
Shh!
WHOOPS. Arrgh.
OLD STICKYBEARD'S RETURNED
TO MAKE YE PAY FOR ME PAST
MISERY, LASSIE.
OH, WHY TONIGHT?
WELL, I BOWL ON TUESDAYS.
ANYHOO, PREPARE FOR A LOUD,
NOISY BATTLE TO THE...
SUGAR ME GUMDROPS!
IS THAT SKUNKY SCOUT CANDY
I SPY?
YEAH.
HELP YOURSELF...
AS LONG AS YOU EAT
IT QUIETLY.
AARGH.
OOH-OHH-HOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ SNORTING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
AARGH.
NOW, THAT'S BETTER.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
AAAH!
UGH!
DO THAT AGAIN!
OOPSIE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I DID IT!
Shh!
Shh! Shh!
OOPS, SORRY.
BUT I,
PROFESSOR TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE,
HAVE CREATED
THE PERFECT SNOW CONE.
SNOW CONE?!
LET ME TRY!
[ GROANS ]
NUMBUH 1 OWES ME BIG TIME.
GIMME! GIMME!
GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
HEY, IT'S MINE!
NO, IT'S MINE.
I SAW IT FIRST!
HEY, GUYS.
[ Singsong voice ]
YOU'RE LIZZIE'S BOYFRIEND.
AM NOT!
ARE, TOO!
AM NOT!
ARE, TOO!
AM NOT!
ARE, TOO!
Guys!
[ SNORTING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
GUYS, SHUT UP!
[ ALL GASPING ]
[ MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ GROANS ]
[ BURBLING ]
[ GASPS ]
HE'S SLEEPWALKING.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SPITS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAAH!
UGH.
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
HEY, KEEP IT DOWN,
NUMBUH 5.
I AM TRYING TO GET SOME
SLEEP HERE. UGH!
OHH!
AAH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR,
FOR GIVING ME
THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD.
I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT
THAT I CREATED THIS DEFENSE
ARRAY FOR MY TEAM,
BECAUSE I WANTED THEM TO BE
ABLE TO SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT
WITHOUT FEAR OF INTRUDERS.
[ SNORING ] [ SNORING ]
AH, SHUT UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOUR PUBLIC AWAITS,
MR. MOGUL.
[ CHUCKLING EVILLY ]
[ SUSTAINED CHEERS
[ AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
CHILDREN...
I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THE ARRIVAL OF A BRAND-NEW
RAINBOW MONKEY
WITHIN THE HOUR.
A BRAND-NEW
RAINBOW MONKEY?!
I MUST BE DREAMING!
AHH!
[ SUSTAINED CHEERS
[ AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FADE ]
[ SNIFFING ]
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
WHOO-HOO-OOH-HOO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RESUME ]
NEW RAINBOW MONKEY!
HUH? HUH?
RAINBOW FUN!
RAINBOW LOVE!
HOW DARE SHE!
SILENT, SIMON.
THAT GIRL MAY BE EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
SEE HOW SHE SNIFFS OUT
THE RAINBOW MONKEYS?
RAINBOW CHEER!
RAINBOW JOY!
SIMON, I WANT THAT GIRL ON BOARD
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
EXTRA SUPER VERY GOOD,
MR. MOGUL, SIR.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
LAUGH WITH ME. COME.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
SILENCE, SIMON.
YES, SIR.
[ SNORING ]
- [ SNORING ] - OH, YES...
[ SNORING ]
[ BLUBBERS LIGHTLY ]
[ SNIFFING ]
AAH!
NEW, NEW RAINBOW MONKEY!
♪ RAINBOW MONKEY!
♪ OH, IT'S VERY DARLING
♪ SUPER
CHUNKY?
WHOA!
HUH?
WHOA!
[ ALL YAWNING ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOA.
WOW!
WHY, HELLO THERE,
YOUNG LADY.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF.
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
I AM MR. MOGUL.
I'M KUKI, BUT MY FRIENDS
CALL ME NUMBUH 3.
IS THIS WHERE YOU LIVE?
NOT EXACTLY.
YOU SEE,
I AM THE PRESIDENT OF
RAINBOW MONKEY, INCORPORATED.
WOW!
YOU MUST BE THE LUCKIEST
MAN ALIVE, EVER!
I AM NOW, DEAR.
YOU SEE, I'VE ALWAYS
HAD A DREAM,
A BEAUTIFUL DREAM,
TO SEE A REAL RAINBOW MONKEY.
[ GASPS ]
RAINBOW M-MONKEYS
ARE R-REAL?!
OH, THEY MOST CERTAINLY
ARE, MY DEAR.
AND YOU KNOW HOW
TO SNIFF THEM OUT.
I USE MY NOSE.
YES, OF COURSE YOU DO.
KUKI...
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
I NEED YOUR NOSE.
WELL, YOURS IS KIND
OF BIG AND PUFFY.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU MADE A NOSE J...
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
DEAR GIRL.
I NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND
THE REAL RAINBOW MONKEYS.
HMM.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIND
THE RAINBOW MONKEYS?
UH, WE WANT TO GIVE THEM
A RESIDUAL CHECK
FOR ALL THE TOYS AND DOLLS
WE SOLD.
REALLY?
OKAY!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
SIMON?
KUKI'S GOING TO HELP US.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHING ]
SILENCE, SIMON!
UH, YES, SIR.
THERE SHE IS,
SIMON, MY BOY...
RAINBOW MONKEY ISLAND!
IT'S... IT'S...
BEAUTIFUL!
ALL RIGHT, KUKI,
TELL US WHERE TO FIND
THE RAINBOW MONKEYS.
[ SNIFFS ]
THERE!
QUICK, FOLLOW THAT RAINBOW.
LET'S GO MAKE SOME NEW
FRIENDS, SHALL WE?
[ SNIFFING ]
COME ON!
[ SNIFFING ]
WAIT.
[ SNIFFING CONTINUES ]
RAINBOW MONKEY!
[ SCREECHING ]
IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE FRIENDLY.
DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?
[ GROWLS ]
[ GASPS ]
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
[ CHITTERING ]
EW. EW.
WOW!
[ SQUEAKING, CHITTERING ]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
YOU ARE.
HUH?
[ RAINBOW MONKEYS SCREECHING ]
[ GASPS ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
STUPID GIRL!
I DIDN'T WANT TO FIND
THE RAINBOW MONKEYS
SO I COULD GIVE THEM
A RESIDUAL CHECK!
OF COURSE, SILLY.
CASH IS MUCH BETTER.
I'M NOT GIVING THEM CASH.
WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS...
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AND THEN...
[ WHISPERING ]
AND THE MONKEYS
ARE GONNA BE...
[ GASPS ]
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
YES, AND I'M AFRAID
YOU'LL BE JOINING THEM.
OH, BUT DON'T WORRY.
YOU CAN HAVE THIS RAINBOW MONKEY
DOLL TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
BYE-BYE, NOW, MY DEAR.
NO!
[ RAINBOW MONKEYS HOOTING,
[ SCREECHING ]
I'M SO SORRY!
I GOT US INTO THIS MESS,
BUT I PROMISE...
[ Strained ]
I'LL... GET...
US... OUT!
[ GROANING ]
[ PANTING ]
IT'S NO USE.
STUPID RAINBOW MONKEY
FLYING HAT!
HMM.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
AND THEN SHE SAYS TO ME...
[ High-pitched voice ]
"OH, YOU'RE GIVING THEM CASH."
JUST LIKE THAT!
[ GROANING ]
HURRY UP!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
- YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE - HOW EASY IT WAS.
AND SOON, WE'LL TAKE THOSE
MONKEYS,
- AND WE'LL... - [ WHISPERING ]
AND THEN...
[ WHISPERING ]
THE OTHER ONE.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?
HI, GUYS.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
[ Laughing ] KUKI!
WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR CAGE,
BUT YOU'RE GOING
RIGHT BACK IN...
PERMANENTLY!
I DON'T THINK MY FRIENDS
WOULD LIKE THAT.
[ GROWLING ]
[ SCREECHING ]
OH, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
GET AWAY! AAH! NO!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU...
AAH!
HELP ME, SIMON!
AAH!
THIS REALLY SMARTS! AAH!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
AAAH!
AAAH! AAAH!
- UGH! - UGH! UGH!
OHHH.
OHHH. OHHH.
OH, I SAY.
SILENCE, SIMON!
HEY, WHERE'S NUMBUH 3?
SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GET SOME
NEW RAINBOW MONKEY STUFF.
- OH, THOSE STUPID - RAINBOW MONKEYS.
DOESN'T SHE HAVE
EVERY ONE EVER...
[ DISTANT RUMBLING ]
MADE?
HEY, GUYS,
LOOK WHAT I GOT!
UH... NEVER MIND.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.