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♪ LA DA-DA-DA LA DA-DA
OH! HELLO, MR. HUGGIKINS,
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
I LOVE YOU.
YOU DO? I LOVE YOU, TOO,
MR. HUGGIKINS.
I LOVE YOU.
NO, I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU.
NO, I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU.
NOOOOO, I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU.
NO, I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU.
NO, I LOVE YOU!
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HER
STOP BEFORE I GET SICK?!
HEY, NUMBUH 3, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE US A HAND OVER HERE?
HUH? OKAY!
I LOVE YOU.
♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
OH, THANK YOU. SHEESH.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF CRUDDY DOLL
THAT HUGS AND GIGGLES?
REAL DOLLS SHOULD
BE ABLE TO FIGHT.
TAKE THAT! AND THIS!
AND HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS?
AND... [ GRUNTS ]
I LOVE YOU.
[ Distorted ]
I... LOVE... YOU.
HA, DUMB DOLL!
MAN, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.
JUST GIMME IT!
[ GRUNTS ]
THERE?
OH, YEAH,
SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE A THING.
HOW CUTE!
NUMBUH 4 AND MR. HUGGIKINS
ARE FRIENDS.
PLAY NICE!
♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
OHHHH,
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!
AAAAH!
[ GASPS ]
MR. HUGGIKINS!!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
UH, I-I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
I CAN FIX IT UP.
GOOD AS NEW.
- NO, NO, NO, DON'T - PUT IT ON THE...
[ Computer Voice ]
KIDS NEXT DOOR CATUHCLUNK...
- CHUCKS A LOT OF THINGS - UP HIGH,
POWERED LARGELY USING
NEBULIZED KETCHUP.
[ GROWLS ]
I STAND CORRECTED.
NOW YOU'RE BUSTED.
YOU KNOW,
THAT WENT RATHER WELL.
YEAH, I WAS SURE NUMBUH 3 WOULD
BE A LOT ANGRIER.
AND SHE CAME UP
WITH A GREAT SOLUTION,
DON'T YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY DON'T YOU ASK
MR. HUGGIKINS?
SHUT UP!
♪ LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
I LOVE YOU,
MR. HUGGIKINS.
I SAID,
"I LO YOU, MR. HUGGIKINS!"
NOW YOU SAY IT!
NO.
DO YOU LOVE ME NOW,
MR. HUGGIKINS?
UGH!
I SAID, "DO YOU LOVE ME,
MR. HUGGIKINS?"
YOW!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
DANCING! YAY!
SAY IT!
I SAID, "NO"!
- SAY IT. - NO.
- SAY IT! - NO.
SAY IT!
NO!
I SAID, "SAY IT!"
SO SAY IT OR ELSE!
NEVER.
[ WAILING ]
THAT IS IT!
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH
A GUY CAN TAKE.
NO, DON'T STEP ON THE...
AAAAAH!
OH, NO! HE'S HEADING STRAIGHT
FOR...
HER HOUSE.
[ CATS MEOWING ]
AH, MY PRETTY LITTLE PRETTIES.
THIS HOUSE IS SO LONELY.
WHAT WE NEED AROUND HERE IS...
[ CRASH! ]
[ GROANS ]
A KITTY-CAT!
I AM NOT A KITTY-CAT!
I AM MR. HUGGIKINS...
I MEAN, I'M A KID
IN A MR. HUGGIKINS COSTUME!
OH, YOU ALMOST SOUND
LIKE YOU CAN TALK.
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ GROANING ]
OH, WHAT'S WRONG, KITTY?
DON'T YOU WIKE
MOMMY-WOMMY'S KISSES?
OH!
LISTEN HERE, LADY...
HEY, CUT IT OUT.
WILL YOU STOP THAT?
QUIT RUBBING AG... STOP.
P.U.!
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
EWW!
Numbuh 1: OKAY, TEAM, I'M NOT
GOING TO LIE TO YOU...
THE CRAZY OLD CAT LADY'S HOME IS
PRACTICALLY TOXIC,
SO OUR MISSION IS
PURELY SEARCH AND RESCUE.
- WE GRAB NUMBUH 4 - AND GET OUT OF...
HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU SUITED UP,
NUMBUH 3?
I'M NOT GOING.
NUMBUH 4 IS SO MEAN.
HE DESTROYED
POOR MR. HUGGIKINS,
AND THEN HE WOULDN'T
PLAY WITH ME.
HE DESERVES THE KITTY LADY!
DON'T BE RIDICU...
NO!
UGH, WHATEVER. LET'S GO.
ONE GOOD THROW,
AND I'M OUTTA THIS DUMP.
[ CATS SCREECHING ]
OFF, OFF I SAY!
GET AWAY!
GET OFF MY YARN!
[ CATS HISS ]
[ HISSES ]
[ CATS SCREECH ]
BAD... BAD KITTIES!
GET OFF!
NOW, NOW, WE'LL HAVE NO
SQUABBLES HERE, MY PRETTIES.
REMEMBER, WE ALL HAVE
TO LIVE TOGETHER
IN THIS HOUSE... FOREVER.
AAH!
[ CATS PURRING ]
Together: HUH?
ALL RIGHT,
YOU CRAZY OLD CAT LADY,
GIVE US BACK OUR NUMBUH 4
AND NOBODY GETS DECLAWED.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THERE'S NO ONE HERE
BUT ME AND MY KITTIES.
BUT IF YOU WANT
TO START A CAT FIGHT,
I'LL BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE!
[ ALL HISS ]
BRING IT ON!
NUMBUH 5's
A DOG PERSON ANYWAY.
HAVE A LITTLE CATNIP,
FURBALLS.
Together: MEOW?
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO MY BABIES?!
[ GRUNTS ] UGH...
HOLD TIGHT, NUMBUH 4,
WE'VE GOT YOU.
WE'VE GOTTA RUN, LADY.
TURNS OUT
WE'RE ALLERGIC TO FREAKS.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GASPS ] YOU CATNAPPERS!
COME TO ME, MY PRETTIES.
[ ALL HISS ]
QUICKLY. YES.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ JET ENGINES ROAR ]
FASTER, NUMBUH 2,
SHE'S GAINING ON US.
ROGER THAT. [ GRUNTS ]
[ ROARING ]
AAAAHH!
[ GASPS ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT MY KITTIES?
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK...
WHETHER THEY WANT TO OR NOT!
NO, GET AWAY!
OW! NO!
GUYS!
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.
NO! AH!
TELL NUMBUH 3...
I'M SORRY!
Numbuh 3: HEY,
YOU BIG, STUPID KITTY!
MEOW?
GIVE ME BACK
MR. HUGGIKINS!
YOU WANT MY KITTY?
TAKE IT.
OKAY.
HUH?
OW! STOP IT!
AAH! STOP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AAAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CATS SCREECH ]
LET'S GO!
Numbuh 5: GOT HIM.
[ CATS MEOWING ]
UH, NUMBUH 3,
THANKS FOR SAVING ME AND ALL.
[ GIGGLES ]
IT'S OKAY.
[ MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY ]
[ Imitating Mr. Huggikins ]
I LOVE YOU.
[ LAUGHS ] SAY IT AGAIN!
DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.
HEADS UP, GUYS.
KITTY'S BACK!
[ GROWLING ]
QUICK, NUMBUH 2, GET US
TO LEVEL 72 OF THE TREEHOUSE.
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
Numbuh 2: COME ON, KITTY.
FOLLOW THE BIRDIE.
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAAAH!
[ CATS MEOWING ]
KITTIES?
[ MEOWING CONTINUES ]
AAAAHH!
AAH! I'M STUCK, KITTIES!
DARLINGS, HELP ME!
HERE'S YOUR TEA,
MRS. FLUFFLE-WUZZY-BOTTOM.
AND HOW ABOUT YOU,
MR. HUGGIKINS?
HUMPH!
I THINK YOU NEED A HUG!
SAY IT!
[ GROANS ] I LOVE YOU.
YAY! SAY IT AGAIN.
[ KNOCKING ]
Matt: NOBODY'S HOME.
Numbuh 2: I'M HERE
TO SEE LIME RICKY.
HIYA, MATT.
HOW'S IT GOING, NUMBUH 2?
ARCHIE, LOOKIN' GOOD.
Girl: [ GIGGLES ]
HI, HOAGIE!
NUMBUH 2, MY MAN!
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
EXCUSE ME.
[ WHISTLES ]
NUMBUH 2, RIGHT ON TIME.
YOU HERE WITH THE SHIPMENT?
YEP. YOUR BOYS ARE OUT BACK
UNLOADING THE TRUCK RIGHT NOW.
YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR ME?
YIPPER... NUMBER 73,
THE RAREST CARD IN THE SET.
CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S THE REAL DEAL.
[ WHISTLES ] SWEET.
ALWAYS A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS
WITH THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HOW'S ABOUT A FROSTY ONE,
ON THE HOUSE?
WELL, I NEVER SAY NO
TO A COLD ONE.
[ LOUD POUNDING ]
AAAH!
RAID!
Boy: RUN, RUN!
[ ALL GASP, SCREAM ]
MMM!
ATTENTION!
[ ALL MUTTERING ]
[ SLURPS ]
JUST AS I SUSPECTED...
ROOT BEER.
AND I ASSUME NONE OF YOU ARE
OF LEGAL DRINKING AGE.
FOR BEING IN DIRECT VIOLATION
OF THE SODA CONTROL ACT,
I AM GOING TO SEE
THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
CAFFEINE-CRAZED BRATS
IS PUT AWAY FOR A LONG TIME!
SINCE YOU ADULTS RAISED
THE DRINKING AGE OF SODA TO 13,
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DRINK...
PRUNE JUICE?
THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN.
TAKE THESE COLA-CRAZY KIDS
AWAY!
NO, MAN! NO, NO!
NOW WAY!
THAT'S NO FAIR!
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
[ SLURPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AHEM.
GIVE IT UP, FIZZ.
YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME.
ON THE CONTRARY...
I HAVE GOT YOU
WITH 20,000 GALLONS OF ILLEGAL
SODA WITH INTENT TO SELL.
SO NOW, YOU'RE GOING
TO TELL ME
WHERE YOU'RE
BREWING THAT SODA.
GET YOURSELF
AN ICE CREAM HEADACHE.
OHHH!
CHILDREN!
IF ONLY YOU COULD BOTTLE THEIR
DELIGHTFUL PRECOCIOUSNESS...
HEH HEH HEH.
UNTIL THEY'VE GROWN UP.
KEEP YAPPING, FOAMFACE.
KIDS WILL ALWAYS DRINK SODA.
BESIDES, MY TEAMMATES WILL
BUST ME OUT OF YOUR SODA CAN
ANY MINUTE.
YOU MEAN THESE TEAMMATES?
- WHOA! - AAH!
GUYS?
NOW I WANT
TO HEAR SOME ANSWERS!
GO SUCK ON A STRAW.
[ ALL JEER ]
BE QUIET OVER THERE.
MAKE US, SODA JERK.
WHAT DID YOU...
I SAID, "QUIET!"
[ JEERING CONTINUES ]
WILL... YOU... JUST...
STOP IT?!
E-E-E-NOU-U-U-U-GH!
HUH!
[ Muttering ]
OH, THESE CRAZY...
QUICK, THE DOOR!
[ GROANING ]
LOCKED.
HEY, DID LIME RICKY PAY
FOR THAT ROOT BEER SHIPMENT?
OH, DID HE EVER...
ONE MINT CONDITION
YIPPER COLLECTIBLE CARD.
QUICK, HAND IT OVER.
W-W-W-WHOA, HEY, COME ON.
GIMME THAT.
I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU.
SHUT UP ALREADY.
EASY NOW... GOTCHA.
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S A BIT EARLY FOR SODA,
BUT I NEED SOMETHING
TO STEADY THE NERVES.
[ COUGHS ]
SECURITY.
AW, MAN, SHE BENT THE CORNER
OF THE CARD.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
All: HUP! HUP! HUP!
HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
QUICK, SHUT THE DOOR!
HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
I THINK THEY'RE GONE.
HUH?
AAH!
[ GRUNTS ] WHAT THE... NO!
HELP!
AAAAH!
LET ME OUT!
AAH!
THEY'RE BOTTLING CHILDREN!
WHOA!
AAAAAH!
THIS IS SO... SO...
Fizz: MAGNIFICENT?
MY PERSONAL CONTRIBUTION
TO CONTROLLING
DEVELOPMENTAL BEHAVIOR.
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, - FIZZ?
BEFORE I CAME ALONG, CHILDREN
WERE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL,
DRINKING GALLON AFTER GALLON
OF SUGARY SODA,
CHUGGING IT DOWN
LIKE ANIMALS,
WIDE-EYED AND HOPPED UP
ON CAFFEINE.
IT WAS MADDENING!
SO, I HAD AN IDEA.
WHY NOT TAKE
THE LITTLE RULE-BREAKERS
AND THROW THEM IN A CAN?
OR [CHUCKLES]
SHOULD I SAY "BOTTLE"?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OKAY, TWO THINGS...
ONE... YOU CRAZY.
AND TWO... NOBODY BOTTLES
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
BE SORRY YOU EVEN EVER...
WAIT, LET ME EXPLAIN,
BECAUSE I...
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
- I... OH! - I... BECAUSE...
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
JUST SHUT UP
SO I CAN EXPLAIN MY PLAN...
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
AAAAH!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
STOP IT!
I MEAN IT NOW!
Numbuh 1: YOU'RE A BAD MAN.
NUTS.
LOOK, I NEED JUST ONE...
CRUDDY.
STOP!
CRAZY.
STINKY.
MY... NERVES...
JUST... NEED... A-A...
SO-O-O-O-DA!
[ GULPING ]
NOW, WHO WANTS A DRINK?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON TAP!
WHOA! HA.
[ GASPS, GRUNTS ]
HUH?
AAH!
GUYS, A LITTLE HELP HERE?
NUMBUH 2, NUMBUH 3...
STOP THAT BELT.
NUMBUH 5, WITH ME.
OH, NO YOU DON'T.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HUH?
UH-OH.
[ GRUNTS ]
HA HA HA... OH!
NICE WORK, NUMBUH 2.
[ BOTH GROANING ]
SOON, YOU WILL
ALL BE BOTTLED AWAY.
IT AIN'T OVER YET,
BARREL HEAD.
HUH?
HANG ON, GUYS.
HURRY, NUMBUH 5!
[ Panting ] ALMOST THERE!
THIS OUGHT
TO SLOW THINGS DOWN.
WHOA!
NUMBUH 5!
[ CRASH! ]
UH, NUMBUH 2,
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY?
UM, OURS? UGH!
[ GROANS ]
YAY! I WANT
TO SAVE THE DAY, TOO!
NOW, LET'S GET BACK
TO BUSINESS.
HMM?
- WHOA! - WHOA!
AAH!
[ PANTING ]
- WHAT DO I DO? - WHAT DO I... OOH! OOH!
WHAT DO I DO?
PERHAPS YOU NEED
TO BOTTLE UP THOSE ANXIETIES.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
GOTTA HELP NUMBUH 3.
[ GROANING ]
HUH?
WHOA! AAAH!
WHOA!
[ Muffled ] HELP.
MAN, I CANNOT
GET A BREAK TODAY.
AAH!
HEY, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE SHOVING THAT THING.
HMM.
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH! STOP THAT!
[ GRUNTING ]
THAT... LEVER IS NOT A TOY!
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
OH, AH, OH! WHOA!
AH! WHOA! W-WHOA!
D-D-D-D-D-D
WHOO! AAAAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
LOOKS LIKE FIZZ IS
THE END FOR YOU!
[ Muffled ] WHERE DOES HE
COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
AH-HA-AHH.
OH, YOU OUT-OF-CONTROL
LITTLE BRAT!
I AM GOING TO STUFF YOU INTO
AN EXTRA-SMALL BOTTLE WITH...
[ GURGLES ]
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT'S WRONG, FIZZ?
YOU LOOK ALL SHOOK UP.
OH. CARBONATION.
OH! SAVE ME!
NO-O-O! AAAAH!
[ EXPLOSION,
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
NUMBUH 5,
ARE YOU IN THERE?
NUMBUH 5?
YAY!
DON'T WORRY, FIZZ,
YOU ONLY GOT ABOUT
ANOTHER 100,000 BOTTLES TO GO.
NUMBUH 5,
ARE YOU IN THERE?!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.