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CARTOON NETWORK
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Count Spankulot: I ARRIVE
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LIKE A SHADOW IN THE NIGHT...
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THE HUNTER WHO PREYS
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UPON WRONGDOERS.
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I DELIVER MY PUNISHMENT SWIFTLY
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AND WITHOUT REGRETS.
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MY VICTIMS BEG FOR MERCY
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AND OFFER TO MAKE DEALS.
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THEY TRY TO RUN...
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BUT THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN,
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AND THERE IS NOWHERE
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TO HIDE.
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FOR THOSE I HUNT, I HAVE
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BUT ONE THING...
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A GOOD SPANKING!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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THEY CALL ME COUNT SPANKULOT...
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THE BOUNTY HUNTER OF BOTTOMS.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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I ADMINISTER SPANKINGS
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TO THOSE NAUGHTY CHILDREN
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THAT DESERVE THEM.
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PERHAPS THEY'VE TOILET PAPERED
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SOMEONE'S HOUSE...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OR KEPT A LIBRARY BOOK
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A LITTLE TOO LONG.
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THEN I AM SUMMONED
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TO APPLY MY POWERFUL PALM
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TO THEIR POSTERIOR!
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BUT ONE DAY,
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SOMETHING HAPPENED.
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I WAS TO SEEK OUT A BOY
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NAMED STANLEY STANSKI.
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HE HAD RUNG DOORBELLS AND RAN
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JUST ONE TOO MANY TIMES,
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SO I WAS TO ADMINISTER THE HAND
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OF JUSTICE TO HIS BACKSIDE.
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[ SPANKING ]
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WITH THE SOUND OF SPANK.
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THE NIGHT ECHOED
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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AND THEN, IT HAPPENED.
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[ CHILD CRYING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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TO OUR CARLOS?!
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CARLOS?
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I HEREBY FIND
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THIS HERE DEFENDANT GUILTY
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ON ALL COUNTS OF ILLEGALLY
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SPANKING AN INNOCENT CHILD!
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I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
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I MUST HAVE, UH, GOTTEN
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THE WRONG ADDRESS, OR SOMETHING.
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A LIKELY STORY!
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GET THIS SPANK-HAPPY VAMPIRE
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OUT OF MY COURTROOM!
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I AM SORRY!
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I WOULD NEVER, EVER GIVE
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AN UNWARRANTED SPANK.
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NO, NO!
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NO INNOCENT BOTTOM SHOULD
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EVER FEEL MY POWERFUL...
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THEY LOCKED ME AWAY
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FOR A LONG TIME...
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LONG ENOUGH
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TO DO SOME THINKING.
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IT WAS THERE
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THAT I MADE A VOW...
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A VOW THAT I WOULD
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NEVER, EVER USE MY POWER
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TO SPANK CHILDREN AGAIN.
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INSTEAD, I WOULD HELP THEM...
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BUT HOW?
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BATTLE STATIONS, WE'VE
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GOT TO DEFEND THAT PLAYGROUND!
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WHEE! [ LAUGHS ]
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- ALL RIGHT, TEAM, - LET'S MOVE OUT!
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EVERYBODY BATTLE POSITIONS!
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COME ON!
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[ SHOUTING ]
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GET READY, TEAM!
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[ FOOTSTEP ]
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[ FOOTSTEP ]
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FIRE!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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HOLD IT!
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HOLD YOUR FIRE!
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[ COUGHING ]
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THOSE PESKY KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE
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RUINING OUR FUN
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AT THE PLAYGROUND,
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MR. WINK.
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INDEED, MR. FIBB.
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PERHAPS WE SHOULD
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TAKE A MORE DRASTIC STEP.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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SHALL WE DESTROY THEM
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ONCE AND FOR ALL, MR. FIBB?
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THAT WOULD BE MOST...
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ENOUGH!
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- HUH? - HUH?
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Together: HUH?
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I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU FIENDS
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TO BRING HARM
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TO THESE INNOCENT CHILDRENS!
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HUH? OHHH!
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WHOA!
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AND NOW, VILE SCOUNDRELS,
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YOUR HEINIES BELONG TO ME!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OH, PLEASE, NO!
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OW! OW! OH!
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OH! OW! OW!
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OW! OW!
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
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YOU CAN'T...
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OW-W-W! MOMMY!
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[ BOTH PANTING ]
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BE GONE, EVIL ADULTS,
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OR YOU SHALL ONCE AGAIN
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FACE THE POWER OF MY PALM!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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BOY,
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WE REALLY SHOWED THEM, EH?
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WHA-A-AT?!
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WE-E-E SHOWED THEM!
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US KIDS NEXT DOOR RULE!
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- YOU'RE NOT HERE - TO SPANK US?
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AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
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"US KIDS NEXT DOOR," BUB?
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I, COUNT SPANKULOT,
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HAVE DECIDED
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TO JOIN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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TO MAKE AMENDS
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FOR ALL THE SHAMEFUL YEARS
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I SPENT PUNISHING CHILDRENS.
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OH, FORGET IT!
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YEAH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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[ LAUGHS ] EXCELLENT!
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NOW, MY FRIENDS, LET US GET BACK
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TO THE TREE HOUSE,
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FOR THE DAWN APPROACHES.
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I'LL DRIVE.
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Together: HUH?!
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WHOA! W-W-WHOA!
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[ SPANKING ]
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[ SNORING ]
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MAN, LOOK AT HIM.
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WE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT FOOL.
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THEN YOU WAKE HIM UP,
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AND YOU TELL HIM TO LEAVE.
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UNH-UNH!
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I'M NOT GONNA WAKE HIM!
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YOU WAKE HIM!
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- Numbuh 2: OH, AND GET SPANKED - BECAUSE HE'S CRANKY
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IN THE MORNING... FORGET IT!
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ACTUALLY, I THINK THE COUNT
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MIGHT COME IN HANDY
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FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S
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SUPER-BIG MISSION.
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Together:
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WHAT SUPER-BIG MISSION?
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[ ALARM WAILS ]
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W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HEY, COUNT, DON'T JUST
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SIT THERE, WE'VE GOT A MISSION.
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COME ON!
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A MISSION!
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Together:
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LET'S GO! A MISSION!
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GO, GO, GO!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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COME ON, FELLAS,
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WHAT'S THE MISSION?
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HUH? WHAT IS IT?
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HUH? COME ON, TELL ME,
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PLE-E-A-ASE!
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I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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- JUST TELL ME. - I WON'T...
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[ GROWLS ]
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
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- WINK AND FIBB HATE CHILDREN - SO MUCH
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- THEY'RE BUILDING A MORE POWERFUL - SUPER-CHAIR
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CAPABLE OF DESTROYING
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EVERY PLAYGROUND IN THE WORLD,
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- SO WE'RE GONNA - HIT THEM FIRST.
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OR SHOULD I SAY
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SPANK THEM FIRST?
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FINALLY, A MISSION
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TO HELP CHILDRENS.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S TIME, COUNT.
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ARE YOU READY?
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JUST WATCH ME.
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- I'LL DELIVER THE SPANKIEST SPANK - EVER SEEN!
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AND THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD
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WILL SWING ON THEIR SWINGS
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AND SLIDE ON THEIR SLIDES
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WITHOUT FEAR!
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I DON'T KNOW, NUMBUH 1.
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I-I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS.
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PATIENCE,
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NUMBUH 2, PATIENCE.
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THOSE WHO THREATEN CHILDRENS
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SHALL FEEL THE STINGY WRATH
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OF COUNT SPANKULOT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Man: AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
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WHOA! LOOK AT HIM GO!
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HE'S LIKE THE PERFECT
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SPANKING MACHINE.
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NOW THAT THE COUNT'S
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GOT THEM DISTRACTED,
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LET'S GO
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SQUASH THAT SUPER-CHAIR.
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HOLD ON, NUMBUH 4.
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I DON'T THINK YOU'LL WANT
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TO MISS THIS FOR A SECOND.
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Woman: OHHH! OWWWW!
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OOOH! OH-OWWWW!
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LET THE ACHINESS OF YOUR BOTTOMS
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BE A REMINDER
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OF THE POWER OF COUNT SPANK...
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YOU!
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YOU! YOU!
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YOU!
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- [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] - J-JUDGE?
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HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
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AND SPANK ME AND MY WIFE!
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OH, MY BOTTOM!
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I CAN'T FEEL MY BOTTOM!
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BUT... BUT,
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I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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I-I-I THOUGHT
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I-I-I WAS HELPING CHILDRENS.
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I HEREBY SENTENCE THE DEFENDANT
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TO ELEVENTY TRILLION YEARS
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WITH NO CHANCE OF PAROLE EVER!
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E-E-E-VER!
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GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ SHUDDERS ]
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OH, BAD LUCK, COUNT.
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AND YOU WERE
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SUCH A GREAT MEMBER OF THE TEAM.
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R-REALLY?
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OH, THANK YOU, NUMBUH 1.
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THAT MEANS A LOT.
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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID - THAT WE SENT COUNT SPANKULOT
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TO THE JUDGE'S HOUSE ON PURPOSE
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SO WE COULD GET RID OF HIM...
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- Together: - Shh! Shh! Shh!
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JUST LIKE WHEN WE TRICKED HIM
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INTO SPANKING
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THAT KID CARLOS BEFORE!
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU MISERABLE...
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AHHHH!
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Judge: ORDER!
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ORDER, I SAY!
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ORDER, I SAY! ORDER!
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COME ON, NOW!
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PICK UP THE PACE!
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KIDS NEXT DOOR,
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REPORTING FOR DUTY!
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BAD NEWS, TEAM.
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WHEN I OPENED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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SUPER-SECRET MAIL DROP
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THIS MORNING,
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I DISCOVERED THIS.
283
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"YOU ARE
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CORDIALLY INVITED TO"...
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DON'T TOUCH IT!
286
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WHAT?!
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IT'S JUST AN INVITATION!
288
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AN INVITATION
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TO THE KIDS ALL-TOWN COTILLION!
290
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AAAAH!
291
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WE GOT INVITED?
292
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THAT'S THE BIGGEST SHINDIG
293
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IN TOWN.
294
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READ THE FINE PRINT...
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"WITH YOUR HOSTS THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE."
297
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DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN'T GO?
298
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OF COURSE WE'RE GOING!
299
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Together: YAY!
300
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WE'LL GO TO THEIR LITTLE SOIREE,
301
00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:14,934
BUT NOT FOR FUN.
302
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IT'LL BE A MISSION
303
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,193
TO FIND OUT WHAT THOSE
304
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN ARE UP TO.
305
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,197
WE CAN'T BE CONSPICUOUS.
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I THINK FIRST WE'LL
307
00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:23,595
HAVE TO COUPLE UP
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SO AS TO AVOID DRAWING ATTENTION
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TO OUR REAL MI...
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UH, OH, I, UH.
311
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LOOKS LIKE NIGEL UNO NEEDS
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A DATE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
314
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[ GROANS ]
315
00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:43,627
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO.
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LIZZIE,
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IT'S, UH, IT'S NIGEL.
319
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LISTEN, THE GLOBAL
321
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:52,928
KIDS NEXT DOOR ORGANIZATION
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REQUIRES YOUR COOPERATION
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ON A MISSION
324
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OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
325
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,890
Should you choose to accept,
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you will be deputized
327
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- and given - the temporary numbuh of 49.
328
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I'D LOVE TO GO ON A DATE
329
00:13:03,235 --> 00:13:05,065
WITH YOU, NIGEY!
330
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It's not a date!
331
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,730
IT IS A...
332
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PICK YOU UP AT 7:00!
333
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:10,027
What should I wear?
334
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,330
SOMETHING WITH FEATHERS.
335
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,110
OOH! OR MAYBE A PRETTY, PRETTY
336
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PRINCESS DRESS!
337
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:19,173
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
338
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:22,473
[ LAUGHTER ]
339
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,487
I LOVE THOSE SHOES...
340
00:13:24,518 --> 00:13:26,168
OHHH!
341
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,877
THANK YOU SO MUCH
342
00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:36,631
FOR THE CORSAGE, NIGEY.
343
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,030
IT'S NOT A CORSAGE.
344
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,440
IT'S A TWO-WAY COMMUNICATOR,
345
00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:40,828
AN ESSENTIAL COMPONENT OF OUR...
346
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,440
Calling Numbuh 1.
347
00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,028
Calling Numbuh 1.
348
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,100
YES, GO AHEAD.
349
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,033
YOU'RE NEAT!
350
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,170
[ GROANS ]
351
00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,983
Together: [ Monotone ]
352
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,771
HELLO! HELLO!
353
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:52,833
GOOD EVENING!
354
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:54,327
HELLO!
355
00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:55,831
SO GLAD YOU COULD COME!
356
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,310
WELL, WELL, WELL,
357
00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:00,765
IF IT ISN'T NIGEL UNO
358
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,303
AND HIS LITTLE PLAYMATES.
359
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:05,077
LISTEN, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE PUNKS,
360
00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:07,831
I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
361
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,330
AND I DON'T BLINK.
362
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,530
RELAX, NIGEL.
363
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,030
WE ONLY WISH TO HAVE FUN
364
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,501
WITH OUR GUESTS
365
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,927
FOR WHOM WE'VE PROVIDED FREE
366
00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,331
FOOD AND ENTERTAINMENT.
367
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,500
SO, LET'S PARTY!
368
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,727
[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYING ]
369
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,990
WHOO! WHOO-HOO!
370
00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:24,228
YAY! YAY!
371
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,100
OH, COME ON, NIGEY.
372
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,827
IT'LL BE FUN.
373
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,030
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE,
374
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:33,201
NIGEY.
375
00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:34,397
[ GROANS ]
376
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:37,497
[ BIG-BAND MUSIC CONTINUES ]
377
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:43,683
STEADY, TEAM.
378
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,471
REMEMBER... WE'RE ON A MISSION.
379
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:46,993
NUMBUH 5 IS GONNA
380
00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:48,498
DO SOME RECONNAISSANCE
381
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:49,567
ON THOSE SANDWICHES.
382
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,770
I GOT YOUR BACK ON THAT.
383
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,233
UGH, NUMBUH 4,
384
00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:55,671
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR... HEY!
385
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,193
I THINK THERE'S A SL-O-O-W SONG
386
00:15:02,218 --> 00:15:05,098
COMING UP, NIGEY.
387
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,197
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
388
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:07,577
UH, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME
389
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:08,931
FOR A MOMENT?
390
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,100
[ Muffled ] MMM. WOW.
391
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,977
- THESE LITTLE SANDWICHES ARE - TASTY.
392
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,577
AND THE PUNCH DON'T LOOK BAD,
393
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,131
EITHER.
394
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,070
[ SLURPS ]
395
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,383
STOP!
396
00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:18,671
PBHT!
397
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,000
[ BEEPING ]
398
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,207
- STATISTICAL READINGS INDICATE - IT'S...
399
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,380
UM, UH,
400
00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:27,501
CHERRY-FLAVORED.
401
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,487
LOOK, NUMBUH 1, I AM
402
00:15:29,518 --> 00:15:31,468
KEEPING MY EYES PEELED,
403
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,583
BUT I AM TELLING YOU
404
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,671
THIS IS JUST A DANCE.
405
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:36,973
YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO CHILL.
406
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,293
YEAH, JUST KICK BACK ALREADY.
407
00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:41,598
ENJOY YOUR DATE.
408
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,167
Lizzie: NIGEY!
409
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,103
WHOO-HOO!
410
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,867
OH, NIGEY!
411
00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:50,373
[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]
412
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,137
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
413
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:57,968
SHRIMP...
414
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:58,803
HYAH!
415
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,927
WHA-AAAH!
416
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,503
[ Sighing ] OH, NIGEL,
417
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,587
THIS HAS BEEN ALMOST
418
00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:15,668
THE PERFECT EVENING.
419
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,283
WELL, I MUST ADMIT,
420
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:18,871
NOTHING SEEMS AMISS,
421
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,203
AND WELL, THIS IS...
422
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,967
[ GASPS ] PHOTOS!
423
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:24,233
COME ON, NIGEY, FOLLOW ME.
424
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,760
OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR ARM
425
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,265
AROUND ME,
426
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,533
AND HOLD MY HAND LIKE THIS.
427
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,170
OH, THIS IS STUPID.
428
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,373
OH, COME ON, NIGEY.
429
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,963
IT'S NOT A DATE
430
00:16:33,984 --> 00:16:35,534
WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL PICTURE.
431
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,580
Delightful Children from
432
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,601
Down the Lane: SAY CHEESE...
433
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,300
NIGEY.
434
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,977
- LOOK OUT! - AHHH!
435
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:44,727
NIGEL!
436
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,130
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
437
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,900
STAND STILL.
438
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,627
CHEESE!
439
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,960
[ GRUNTS ]
440
00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:53,265
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
441
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,563
THAT IS NOT A CAMERA.
442
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:55,834
IT'S...
443
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,670
A NEUROSUGGESTION RAY...
444
00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:59,293
YOU KNOW YOUR OPTICAL
445
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:00,898
MIND CONTROL DEVICES,
446
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,737
BUT WE'RE AFRAID THAT PUTS YOU
447
00:17:03,768 --> 00:17:06,568
SADLY IN THE MINORITY.
448
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,733
Together: [ Monotone ]
449
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:13,271
JOIN US.
450
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,893
SEE... THEY ALL GOT
451
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:16,498
THEIR PICTURES TAKEN!
452
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,427
FIENDS! YOU SAID YOU ONLY WANTED
453
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,331
TO HAVE FUN!
454
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,370
THIS IS FUN.
455
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,343
DELIGHTFULIZED MINIONS,
456
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,298
TAKE THEM!
457
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,707
Together: [ Monotone ]
458
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:31,095
JOIN US.
459
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,927
WE'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU.
460
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,780
- WHERE ARE WE GOING? - OH!
461
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:38,597
[ GRUNTS ] NIGEL!
462
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,667
JOIN US.
463
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,073
NIGEL! WAIT!
464
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,773
NOT NOW, LIZZIE.
465
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,193
BUT WE DIDN'T
466
00:17:45,218 --> 00:17:46,598
GET OUR PICTURE!
467
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:47,707
FORGET ABOUT
468
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:48,795
THE STUPID PICTURE.
469
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,897
NO!
470
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,507
- DON'T YOU WANT - TO BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK
471
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:52,963
ON THESE TREASURED MOMENTS
472
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,434
YEARS FROM NOW?
473
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,100
I'D LIKE TO LIVE THAT LONG.
474
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,357
WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT
475
00:17:57,385 --> 00:17:58,595
GOING TO HOLD STILL
476
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,927
FOR THE OFFICIAL PHOTO, I'LL
477
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:03,231
JUST HAVE TO TAKE ONE OF MY OWN.
478
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,640
- FINE! - AAAH!
479
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:05,773
JUST KEEP MOVING!
480
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:07,033
I GOT A PRETTY GOOD CAMERA,
481
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,271
YOU KNOW.
482
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,013
IT'S GOT AUTOFOCUS
483
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,734
WITH A BUILT-IN STAR FILTER.
484
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,330
AAAAH!
485
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,870
JOIN US.
486
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,533
FOR A GROUP SHOT?
487
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:20,171
GREAT IDEA!
488
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,133
AAAAH!
489
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,030
RUN!
490
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,730
[ PANTING ]
491
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,230
COME ON!
492
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,530
OH, NIGEY!
493
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,630
I DEFINITELY WANT A PICTURE
494
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,701
OF THIS!
495
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,527
Shh! BE QUIET.
496
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,280
AND IT'LL WORK, TOO, 'CAUSE
497
00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:38,001
I HAVE 2,000-SPEED FILM LOADED,
498
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,837
SUITABLE FOR LOW LIGHTING
499
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,668
AND FAST ACTION CONDITIONS.
500
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,333
LIZZIE, THEY'LL HEAR US!
501
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,910
SO I JUST HOLD IT OUT HERE,
502
00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:48,465
SET THE DIAL LIKE THIS,
503
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:50,303
PUSH THIS BUTTON, AND...
504
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,687
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
505
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:53,068
Together: WHOA!
506
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200
OH, NO! MY EYES!
507
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,197
MAN, THAT'S SOME FLASH.
508
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,437
OKAY, ONE MORE.
509
00:18:59,468 --> 00:19:00,668
JUST IN CASE.
510
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,003
HEY!
511
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,487
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED...
512
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,968
ONE FLASH NEUTRALIZES THE OTHER.
513
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:07,493
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO GET
514
00:19:07,518 --> 00:19:09,998
THIS PARTY REALLY STARTED.
515
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,467
SO LET'S DANCE.
516
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:14,233
[ BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]
517
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,870
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
518
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,633
KIDS NEXT DOOR, GET THESE
519
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:30,371
PARTYGOERS OUT OF HERE.
520
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,393
I'M GOING TO GO DEAL
521
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,398
WITH THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
522
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,767
JUST ONE SECOND, MISTER!
523
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,493
FIRST, YOU SPEND ALMOST NO TIME
524
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:39,198
WITH ME THE ENTIRE NIGHT.
525
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,937
THEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T
526
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:42,668
WANT TO TAKE AN OFFICIAL PHOTO.
527
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:43,803
THEN YOU TAKE MY CAMERA
528
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,257
AND TAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S PICTURE
529
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,695
INSTEAD!
530
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,437
- I DON'T KNOW - WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS,
531
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,083
- BUT IF YOU DON'T - SHAPE UP SOON,
532
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,457
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA
533
00:19:51,485 --> 00:19:52,795
LET YOU WALK ME HOME.
534
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,087
AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE
535
00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:55,368
TO GO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
536
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,593
HOW YOU BLEW IT SO BAD
537
00:19:56,618 --> 00:19:57,798
ON YOUR DATE...
538
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,937
THIS... IS...
539
00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:02,068
NOT... A... DATE!
540
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,473
IT WAS NEVER A DATE,
541
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,193
AND EVEN IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
542
00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:06,898
A DATE, I DON'T CARE!
543
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,557
I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
544
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:10,195
TO WORRY ABOUT
545
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,457
THAN SOME GIRL WHO'S...
546
00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:14,695
WHO'S DATE-CRAZY!
547
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,203
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
548
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,370
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
549
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:21,703
THAT'S IT. SHOW'S OVER.
550
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:24,007
- OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. - BACK UP, PEOPLE.
551
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,740
THE PARTY'S OVER,
552
00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:27,428
DELIGHTFUL DORKS.
553
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,130
TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC.
554
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,900
NIGEY, NIGEY, NIGEY.
555
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,637
NOW, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO
556
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,368
AND SPOIL SUCH A LOVELY EVENING?
557
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,963
NO MATTER...
558
00:20:39,984 --> 00:20:42,534
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG.
559
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,670
[ WHIMPERS ]
560
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,833
LIKE YOU SAID, NIGEL,
561
00:20:45,851 --> 00:20:47,971
PARTY'S OVER.
562
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:50,733
Lizzie: NIGEL UNO...
563
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,670
I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU!
564
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:54,973
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
565
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,273
SHUT UP!
566
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,833
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
567
00:20:57,851 --> 00:20:59,371
THIS WAS THE WORST DATE EVER!
568
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:00,683
ALL I WANT
569
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:01,971
IS A LITTLE ATTENTION...
570
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,383
SOME ROMANCE...
571
00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:04,771
BUT WHAT DO I GET?!
572
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,583
YOU HUMILIATE ME
573
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,371
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
574
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,603
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?!
575
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,777
[ Sniffling ] YOU'RE JUST...
576
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,931
JUST A BIG, BAD DATE!
577
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,060
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
578
00:21:15,085 --> 00:21:16,165
YIKES!
579
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,903
WHAT?
580
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,507
LOOK OUT!
581
00:21:20,535 --> 00:21:21,695
AAAH!
582
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,930
LIZZIE, YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
583
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,970
OH, NIGEY!
584
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:31,673
NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD?
585
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,003
AHHH!
586
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,767
COME ON.
587
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,703
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
588
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,027
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
589
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,600
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
590
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,570
Together: OHHHH!
591
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:48,583
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
592
00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:50,571
FIREWORKS?
593
00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:51,773
OHHHH!
594
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,433
WHOO-HOO!
595
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,270
WOW!
596
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,433
OHHHH!
597
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,800
WOW!
598
00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:05,567
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
599
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:06,673
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
600
00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:08,203
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
601
00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:10,527
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
602
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,030
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
603
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,670
5...
604
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:14,873
4...
605
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,433
3...
606
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,830
2...
607
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,930
1.
608
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,200
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
609
00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,827
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
610
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,100
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
611
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:26,497
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
612
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:28,127
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
613
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,270
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.