CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
AND CARTOON NETWORK
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
YOU DO?!
YEAH!
LET'S HAVE FUN!
YEAH!
WE COULD INVITE
EVERYONE!
♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,
RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪
♪ OH, SO VERY ROUND
AND SUPER CHUNKY ♪
♪ BRINGING LOVE
WHEREVER THEY GO ♪
♪ EVERYONE IS MADE
OF A BIG RAINBOW ♪
♪ OH, RED AND ORANGE
♪ AND PINK AND BLUE
♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,
RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪
♪ WE LOVE YOU
LOOK!
WE FOUND
THE HAPPY CROWN!
[ GRUNTING ]
All: WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
LET'S HAVE MORE FUN!
WITH EVERYONE!
♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,
RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪
♪ OH, SO VERY ROUND
AND SUPER CHUNKY ♪
- ♪ BRINGING LOVE - WHEREVER THEY GO ♪
♪ EVERYONE IS MADE
OF A BIG RAINBOW ♪
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
[ SOBBING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ CHEERING ]
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I KNOW... LET'S SING
AND DANCE LIKE DUMMIES.
♪ BLAH-LA-LA, BLAH-LA-LA
AAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE SAT THROUGH THAT JUNK.
- I THOUGHT - IT WAS WONDERFUL.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL
THE SECOND PART
- OF THE DOUBLE - FEATURE STARTS!
I'D RATHER HAVE
MY ARMS RIPPED OFF
AND JAMMED INTO MY EARS
- THAN SIT THROUGH MORE - OF THAT CRUD.
- OH, IT WASN'T THAT BAD, - NUMBUH 4.
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY
FAITHFUL TO THE BOOK.
THE NEXT ONE'S
ABOUT TO START.
- MIGHT AS WELL - GET IN THERE.
UGH! I'LL SEE
YOU BABIES LATER.
I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT
A REAL MOVIE.
[ CHEERING ]
ONE FOR
THE SPECIAL SCREENING
OF "VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE,"
PLEASE.
HMM?
THANK YOU.
NOW, THERE'S THE MOVIE FOR ME.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
UH, ONE FOR
THAT VIOLENT MOVIE, PLEASE.
NO, NO CAN DO, KID.
THAT MOVIE IS RATED "R"...
FOR ADULTS ONLY.
STUPID GROWN-UPS
TRYING TO KEEP
THE GOOD STUFF FOR THEMSELVES.
ALL RIGHT!
THAT WAS EASIER THAN I...
OH, GOSH, KIDDO,
- THIS ISN'T - THE MOVIE FOR YOU,
BUT I KNOW JUST
WHERE YOU BELONG.
IN YOU GO,
LITTLE PARTNER.
ENJOY THE SHOW!
[ GASPS ]
LET'S HAVE
SUPER-DUPER MORE FUN
WITH EVERYONE!
RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪
♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,
Numbuh 4: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
[ GRUNTING ]
Rainbow Monkeys: ♪ EVERYONE
IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW ♪
Numbuh 4: STUPID BABY MOVIES!
"VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE,"
PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
WHOA! WHOA!
HI.
[ Deep voice ] ONE FOR
"VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE,"
PLEASE.
ENJOY THE SHOW, ADMIRAL.
THANK YOU, MY GOOD...
WHOA-OHH-OHH!
AAAAAH-OHH!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
YOUR TICKET, SIR?
GULP.
[ GASPS ]
UM...
- LET ME GET - THAT FOR YOU.
HERE YOU GO.
NOW LET'S GET IN THERE.
- WE DON'T WANT - TO MISS A MINUTE, DO WE?
- [ Normal voice ] - OH, NO WAY.
[ Deep voice ]
SURE THING, FELLOW ADULT.
WOW. IT SURE IS PACKED.
HEY, THERE'S
A COUPLE OF SEATS.
Both:
UH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
PARDON ME. EXCUSE US.
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE.
[ Normal voice ]
COOL!
ME TOO.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
HERE WE GO.
HEY, WHERE'S THE MOVIE?
MOVIE?!
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
Numbuh 4: [ GASPS ]
MR. WINK AND MR. FIBB?
KNIGHTBRACE?
COUNT SPANKULOT?
THE GREAT PUTTINSKY?
MEGAMOM AND DESTRUCTODAD.
"R" -RATED MOVIES ARE REALLY
SUPERVILLAIN MEETING PLACES?
ISN'T THIS THE COOLEST?
UH, YEAH... REAL COOL.
Leader: OKAY, OKAY,
LET'S GET THIS MEETING STARTED.
TODAY'S TOPIC IS, AS USUAL,
THE UTTER DESTRUCTION
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
[ CHEERING ]
SO THE FLOOR IS OPEN.
ANY IDEAS?
COME ON!
- YOU'RE VILLAINS, - FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME KIND
OF EVIL PLANS OR SOMETHING.
WISH ME LUCK, PAL.
OOH, OOH, OOH!
OH, JEEZ.
ANYBODY ELSE?
I KNOW, I KNOW!
COME ON!
ALL RIGHT.
TOILENATOR, YOU'RE UP.
YES!
I SUGGEST WE,
UH, SOMEHOW CAPTURE ONE
OF THE STUPIDER
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
LIKE NUMBUH 4.
HE'S STUPID.
[ MURMURING AGREEMENT ]
THEY CAN'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME.
IT'S JUST NOT...
WE COULD CAPTURE HIM
AND USE HIM FOR BAIT
TO TRAP THE REST OF THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR
AND DESTROY THEM.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]
SAY, THAT'S NOT A BAD PLAN,
TOILENATOR...
ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT
THAT STUPID NUMBUH 4.
[ Deep voice ] UH, CAN I GO
TO THE BATHROOM, PLEASE?
OF COURSE. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO ASK PERMISSION.
YOU'RE NOT A KID, YOU KNOW.
OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
SORRY.
PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.
SORRY.
MY FAULT ENTIRELY.
[ GASPING ]
EXCUSE ME.
WHOA!
AHH!
WHAT?
YOU NEVER SEEN A GUY
GOING TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE?
IT'S THAT STUPID ONE!
GOOD JOB,
BIG BROTHER.
SO, TRYING TO SPY
AT A SUPERSECRET-VILLAINS-ONLY
STRATEGY MEETING, HUH?
ANY LAST REQUESTS,
K.N.-DONE FOR?
[ Normal Voice ]
UM... CHEWY PELLETS?
TYPICAL.
ALL YOU STUPID KIDS
THINK ABOUT IS CANDY.
HEY, CANDY GUY,
GET OVER HERE.
All: OHH!
HERE'S YOUR
CHEWY PELLETS, BRAT.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM.
THEY'LL BE YOUR LAST.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHA?
OHH! OHH!
GET HIM!
HUH?
[ LAUGHS ]
YEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HAW!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
NOBODY CALLS ME... STUPID?
AAAH!
OOH!
RAAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ ALL MOANING ]
HA HA!
- HOLD AS MANY CRUDDY MEETINGS - AS YOU WANT,
BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR NUMBUH 4
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
STUPID ADULTS.
WHAT A BUNCH
OF LOSER... WHOA!
YOU... YOU JERK!
THIS WAS THE BEST DAY
OF MY LIFE!
EVERYONE LOVED MY PLAN,
AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
I'D MADE A FRIEND!
BUT NOW MY PLAN IS RUINED
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT
MY SO-CALLED FRIEND
IS MY GREATEST ENEMY!
SORRY!
SORRY?!
I'M GOING TO FLUSH YOU!
AHHHH!
WHOA! WHOA!
UGH.
[ GROANS ]
I-I DID IT!
I CAPTURED NUMBUH 4!
I'M THE BESTEST,
BESTEST EVER!
YEAH!
YOU OUGHTA BE
IN THE MOVIES.
HUH?
OH, WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I'D MAKE A GREAT ACTOR...
YOU KNOW, THE ROMANTIC-LEAD
KIND OF A ROLE,
KIND OF LIKE THAT...
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HATE YOU.
WHOA!
LOOK OUT!
OH, THE PAIN!
AAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GROANING ]
THERE YOU ARE.
- SO, HOW WAS THE MOVIE, - NUMBUH 4?
DID IT HAVE ENOUGH ACTION
FOR YOU?
EH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
ADULT MOVIES ARE OVERRATED.
WELL, OUR MOVIE WAS GREAT!
THE RAINBOW MONKEYS FOUND
A MAGIC BOUNCING BALL,
AND THEY BOUNCED IT,
AND THEY WERE HAPPY,
- AND THEN... OH, AND THEN - THEY BOUNCED IT,
AND THEY SANG, AND THEN
THEY WERE EVEN MORE HAPPY.
AND THEN THEY BOUNCED IT,
AND THEY DANCED, TOO!
♪ LA LA LA LA DA DA DA
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA
- All: SURPRISE! - AHHH!
[ SHIVERING ]
[ GASPS ]
YAY! SCARY SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NUMBUH 3.
MAKE A WISH.
AND, AS PER
KIDS NEXT DOOR TRADITION,
WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
SHE PROBABLY WISHED
TO GO PICK FLOWERS.
YEAH, WITH A PONY.
[ BOTH SNICKERING ]
I KNOW!
I WANT TO LEAD A MISSION!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
NUMBUH 1, SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY
LEAD A MISSION.
CAN, TOO!
CANNOT!
CAN, TOO!
CANNOT!
YOU'D MESS UP THE MISSION
BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!
[ SOBBING ]
I WANT TO LEAD A MISSION!
UM, ACTUALLY,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I KNOW THE PERFECT
SUPERDANGEROUS MISSION
THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
YOU DO?!
WE DO?
Numbuh 1: UM, OF COURSE.
MY ONLY CONCERN IS THAT THIS
MISSION MIGHT BE TOO PERILOUS,
TOO DANGEROUSLY, EXCITINGLY,
THRILLINGLY DANGEROUS.
DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
BRING IT ON!
UGH!
[ GROWLS ]
UGH!
RAH!
MMM!
[ WHISTLES ]
YAY!
[ GRUNTING ]
COME ON! COME ON!
COME ON!
HMM.
[ GROWLS ]
PHEW!
PHEW! PHEW!
NICE PIECE OF WORK,
NUMBUH 1!
MAKING HER THINK
THAT BUYING A KID'S MEAL
IS A MISSION
WAS PRETTY SLICK.
WELL, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
SHE IS A MEMBER OF THE TEAM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL,
WHILE WE'RE WAITING,
SCOOP ME, BABY.
UM... HELLO?
HELLO?!
EXCUSE ME!
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?
I'M ON A MISSION.
AN IMPORTANT MISSION.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'D BE PERFECT
FOR ONE OF MY KID'S MEALS.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!
HAS IT GOT A GOOD SURPRISE?
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, I THINK SO.
[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]
WHAT'S TAKING HER SO LONG?
MUST BE A LONG LINE
IN THERE.
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ GROANING ]
AHH!
OW!
UGH!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
SHE CAN'T EVEN BUY
A LOUSY KID'S MEAL!
[ HUMMING ]
[ GROANS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
SO, DID YOU LIKE
MY SURPRISE?
[ BELL DINGS ]
OH, GOODY!
MY FIRST CUSTOMER!
WELCOME TO BURGER FRENZY.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU, HMM?
[ INDISTINCT GROWLING ]
ONE KID'S MEAL COMING UP.
DRIVE THROUGH, PLEASE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HMM.
- HAVE WE - EATEN HERE BEFORE?
NAH. IT JUST OPENED.
WHY?
WELL, LOOK AT THE SIGN...
"TRY OUR NEW KID'S MEAL."
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.
MAYBE IT'S A TYPO.
AND HERE YOU
GO-GO-GIDDLY-GO.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHO'D WANT
TO EAT A KID?
MAYBE IT'S GOAT MEAT.
COOL.
- CHECK OUT THAT MINIVAN - FULL OF SHARKS.
SHARKS?! SHARKS?!
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BACK TO THE SHIP!
[ SHOUTING ]
- Numbuh 4: - WHAT WAS I THINKING?
HOW COULD I LET HER
GO IN THERE ALONE?
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 4.
NUMBUH 3's RESOURCEFUL.
SHE'LL PULL THROUGH.
YEAH, RIGHT.
SHE COULDN'T FIGHT HER WAY
OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.
NUMBUH 2, STEP ON IT!
GET OUT OF THE WAY,
'CAUSE NUMBUH 5
IS GOING FISHING, BABY!
NICE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.
NOW REEL HIM IN.
All: WHOA!
[ GRUNTING ]
NUMBUH 2,
WE NEED ALTITUDE NOW.
ROGER THAT.
NEED... SOME...
HELP UP IN HERE.
I'M ON IT.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAAAAH! AAAAAH!
WHOA-A-A! WHOA-A-A!
WHOA!
NUMBUH 4! HOLD ON!
THANKS.
OHH, I THINK I GOT IT!
WHOA, IT'S A BIG ONE,
BUT I GOT IT!
All: WHOA!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAAAH!
HANG ON, NUMBUH 3!
YEE-HAW!
AAAH!
[ GROWLS ]
COME ON, COME ON!
RELOAD IT!
I'M RELOADING IT!
[ GASPS ]
THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE WATER!
TAKE THE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.
TAKE THE SHOT!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
NUMBUH 3!
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, CHESTER, YOU GENIUS,
YOU'VE FINALLY COME UP
WITH A FOOLPROOF PLAN
TO MAKE OODLES OF CASH.
[ LAUGHS ]
AS LONG AS THERE
ARE STUPID KIDS
AND HUNGRY SHARKS,
I'LL BE RICH!
[ LAUGHS ]
HYAH!
OHH!
Y-YOU... MEAL... SHARK.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT THIS MEANS?
THEY'LL WANT
THEIR MONEY BACK.
TIME TO FINISH
MY BIRTHDAY MISSION!
THIS TIME
I'LL DEEP-FRY YOU
BEFORE YOU'RE BURGERED!
WHOA! WHA!
HYAH!
OH, MY EYES!
BYE-BYE!
AAAAAAH!
NO!
OHH!
NO! NO!
HOLD THE ONIONS.
CHECK, PLEASE.
OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA
LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA ♪
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
HI, GUYS!
[ ALL TALKING ]
- WOW! THAT WAS - THE SUPERFUNNEST
EXTRADANGEROUS
BIRTHDAY MISSION EVER!
OH, HO, HO.
WHAT HAPPENED?
[ GASPS ]
OH, NO!
NO! NO!