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HA!
OUT OF THE WAY!
COME ON, PEOPLE,
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!
- HEY! - WHAT THE?
KIDS NEXT DOOR
EMERGENCY HERE!
AAH!
MOVE... MOVE... MOVE... MOVE!
SORRY I'M LATE,
NUMBUH 2.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I HAD TO GIVE YOUR PLACE
IN LINE TO SOMEONE ELSE.
HI!
YOU WHAT?
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT - THE ONLY ONE EXCITED
ABOUT THE GRAND OPENING
OF THE ALL-CHEESE RESTAURANT.
- YOU BETTER GET - TO THE BACK OF THE LINE
- BEFORE EVEN - MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP.
I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
- [ GRUMBLES ] - FINE!
MAYBE I'LL FIND A REAL FRIEND
AT THE END OF THE LINE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU ACTUALLY
BELIEVED ME?
HUH?
COME ON.
YOU KNOW I'D NEVER LET SOMEONE
TAKE YOUR PLACE IN LINE.
AW.
- YOU AND YOUR - CRUDDY JOKES.
I OUGHT TO PUT YOU
IN A FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK
AND TWIST UNTIL
YOUR LOUSY KNEECAPS POP.
HEY!
FINALLY!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
HEAVEN WOULD LOOK LIKE.
BUT WITH
EVEN MORE CHEESE.
WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?
HMM, HOW ABOUT OVER...
THIS WAY.
HMM!
I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS PLACE.
IT'S CRAWLING
WITH ADULTS.
Numbah 2: DON'T WORRY.
EVERYONE'S JUST HERE
TO HAVE SOME CHEESE
AND ENJOY THEMSELVES.
- Man: [ French accent ] - HELLO! BON SOIR.
I AM JACQUES. I WILL BE
YOUR WAITER TONIGHT.
MAY I SUGGEST TO YOU THE...
- CHEESE FRIES! - I'LL HAVE THE CHEESE FRIES.
UH... AND DID YOU WANT
CHEESE WITH YOUR FRIES?
WELL, DUH! THEY'RE
CHEESE FRIES, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
1,000 APOLOGIES, BUT WE ARE
OUT OF THE CHEESE FRIES.
THEN I'LL JUST HAVE
THE MOZZARELLA STICKS.
[ GASPS ]
AND WOULD MONSIEUR CARE FOR
MOZZARELLA IN THE STICKS?
YES.
MOZZARELLA WOULD BE NICE
WITH MY MOZZARELLA STICKS!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
ALAS, MONSIEUR, BUT WE ARE
ALSO OUT OF THE MOZZARELLA.
UGH... YOU ORDER,
NUMBUH 2.
OKAY, I'D LIKE A NICE BIG
SLICE OF CHEESECAKE, PLEASE.
WOULD YOU LIKE
CHEESE IN THE CHEESE...
- NOW, JUST HOLD ON - A SECOND, BUB!
WHAT KIND OF CRUDDY
CHEESE JOINT IS THIS, ANYWAY?
I AM SO SORRY.
- SINCE THE CHEESE SHOGUN - HAS ARRIVED,
WE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO GIVE HIM
ALL OF OUR CHEESE AS TRIBUTE.
CHEESE SHOGUN, WHA?
- Numbuh 2: AW, - RELAX, NUMBUH 4,
WE'LL JUST ORDER SOME BURGERS
AND PUT OUR OWN CHEESE ON THEM.
I NEVER GO
ANYWHERE WITHOUT...
NO, NO, NO. MONSIEUR,
THEY'LL COME BACK!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[ SCREAMING ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
AAH! OW!
MY CHEESE!
[ GASPS ]
CHEESE NINJAS!
WE DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE, GUYS.
WE'RE JUST HERE
TO EAT SOME CHEESE.
[ GASPS ]
EAT CHEESE?
TAKE THEM!
HEY, COME ON!
OW!
CAREFUL, CAREFUL, NOW!
QUIT PUSHING.
[ GROWLS ]
FORGIVE THE DISTURBANCE,
OH, EXALTED ONE,
BUT THESE TWO VERMIN
WERE APPREHENDED
ATTEMPTING TO... UM... EAT SOME
OF YOUR LORDSHIP'S CHEESE.
[ Roaring ] WHAT?!
IMPUDENT FOOLS!
YOU DARE EAT THAT WHICH
IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD?
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
IN FACT, IF YOU'LL JUST HAND
OVER MY SWISS YOU'VE GOT THERE,
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW...
SILENCE!
HE WHO CONTROLS THE CHEESE
CONTROLS THE WORLD!
ALL MANKIND QUAKES
AT THE POWER OF CHEESE.
AND I, SHOGUN ROQUEFORT,
MASTER OF MOZZARELLA,
BARON OF BRIE,
COMMANDER OF CAMEMBERT...
[ Laughing ]
MORE LIKE THE LOONEY
OF LIMBURGER.
Roquefort: ENOUGH!
THROW THESE CHEESE-EATING
PARASITES INTO THE MINES!
MINES? JUST GIVE ME
BACK MY CHEESE!
I'M WARNING YOU!
GIVE ME BACK MY...
[ WHIP CRACKS ]
- COME ON! - GRATE FASTER!
TIME IS CHEESE!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
GO. HURRY UP!
- MOVE IT! - HURRY IT UP!
BY ORDER OF
CHEESE SHOGUN, MOVE IT!
- LET'S GO! - COME ON, MOVE IT!
- COME ON! - FASTER, FASTER!
WORK, WORK HARDER!
MOVE IT!
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
COME ON.
LET'S OUT OF HERE.
- WHICH WAY - IS OUT OF HERE?
OH, I'LL JUST
GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS.
HEY, THANKS,
THAT WOULD BE GRE...
AHH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAH!
NUMBUH 4, THIS WAY!
STOP THEM!
COME ON, COME ON,
LET'S GO.
AAH!
- UGH! - UGH!
WHOA! WHOA!
[ HEAVY BREATHING ]
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
GOUDA KNOW YA!
[Good to]
UH, NUMBUH 2...
- WAIT, WAIT, - I GOT ANOTHER ONE.
SEE YA!
[Be]
WOULDN'T WANNA BRIE YA!
NUMBUH 2!
WHAT?
[ GASPS ]
AHH! AHH!
[ SCREAMING ]
WHICH WAY, WHICH WAY?!
- LEFT! - NO, RIGHT!
YOUR OTHER RIGHT!
WHOA! WHOA!
UH, DOES THAT THING
LOOK FAMILIAR?
KIND OF...
AND SO DO THEY.
UM, YOU GUYS AREN'T MAD
ABOUT THAT BRIE JOKE, ARE YOU?
[ LAUGHS ]
All: AAH!
UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE FONDUE,
EVERYBODY OUT!
[ SCREAMING ]
NOW WHICH WAY?
I KNOW... THIS WAY!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
THIS TIME WE'RE GOING MY WAY.
IF YOU WANT TO FIND THE EXIT,
YOU'LL FOLLOW ME.
COME ON, EVERYONE.
WHO'S TRYING
TO FIND THE EXIT?
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, SHOGUN, IT'S
THE END OF THE PARTY, HAVARTI.
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE.
IMAGINE ALL THAT CHEESE,
MINE TO CONTROL WITH
NO OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN
TO TEAR DOWN
MY CHEESY DYNASTY.
YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
OH, I'M SORRY.
IS THIS WHAT
YOU CAME BACK FOR?
[ MUNCHES ]
MMM.
I'M EATING YOUR CHEESE.
DELICIOUS!
THAT'S IT!
LET'S CUT THE CHEESE!
BRING IT ON!
AHH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CHEERING ]
I KNEW I PICKED THE RIGHT WAY.
THAT KNUCKLEHEAD NUMBUH 2
PROBABLY ENDED UP
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT
CRAZY SHOGUN'S THRONE ROOM.
OH, CRUD!
BACKUP'S HERE,
NUMBUH 2.
NUMBUH 2?
YOU... YOU...
YOU BEAT
THE CHEESE SHOGUN?!
THAT'S RIGHT!
I HAVE DEFEATED THAT PATHETIC
PILE OF PARMESAN,
AND ONCE I REBUILD
THE CHEESE MINES,
I, NUMBUH 2, WILL BE THE MOST
POWERFUL CHEESE SHOGUN EVER!
NO ONE SHALL EAT
MY PRECIOUS CHEESE EVER AGAIN!
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT YOU,
NUMBUH 2.
WE'RE FRIENDS, REMEMBER?
FOOL!
PREPARE TO...
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY.
HYAH!
[ WHIMPERS ]
SO, TELL ME, HOW DID
YOU BEAT THE SHOGUN?
AW, IT WAS EASY.
FIRST HE TRIED TO USE
STILTON STYLE ON ME,
BUT I EASILY COUNTERED WITH
MY PEPPER JACK POWER PUNCH.
I MEAN, SURE, HE THOUGHT HE
HAD ME WITH THE CABRALES BLAST,
- BUT HE WAS NOWHERE - NEAR FAST ENOUGH
TO BLOCK MY EXTRA-SHARP
CHEDDAR CHOP, OR MY...
- HE HIT HIS HEAD - ON THE CEILING
WHEN HE JUMPED UP
IN THE AIR, DIDN'T HE?
WELL, YEAH.
BUT IF HE HADN'T,
HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO FACE
MY GRUYäRE GRAPPLE GRIP,
AND MY FOUGERU FOOT FURY,
AND MY ST. ANDRE SHIN...
[ SLURPING ]
THIS MORNING IN ENGLAND'S
BRAINBRIDGE UNIVERSITY,
STAFF AND STUDENTS ALIKE
EAGERLY AWAIT THE ARRIVAL
OF A LOCAL 10-YEAR-OLD BOY
WHO'S BEEN ACCEPTED TO THIS
PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY.
- A UNIVERSITY OFFICIAL - IS QUOTED AS SAYING,
"THIS YOUNGSTER HAS
AN EXCEPTIONAL BRAIN,
AND WE CAN'T WAIT
TO GET OUR HANDS ON IT."
OKAY, EVERYBODY READY?
[ SHOUTS OF AGREEMENT ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
All: AWW.
ALL RIGHT TEAM,
LET'S MOVE OUT.
WE HAVE A CODE RED...
HOLD UP.
THIS IS OUR DAY OFF.
BUT IT'S CRITICALLY
IMPORTANT, NUMBUH 5.
A KID HAS BEEN
ACCEPTED INTO COLLEGE.
AHH!
SORRY... SPIDER.
YOU WERE SAYING?
I WAS SAYING...
THERE IS NO WAY NUMBUH 5
IS GIVING UP HER BEACH DAY
BECAUSE SOME STUPID KID IS
GOING TO SOME STUPID COLLEGE.
YEAH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
ARE YOU ALL BLIND?
ADULTS CAN'T STAND THE IDEA
THAT A KID THAT
CAN BE SMARTER THAN THEM,
SO WHENEVER
THEY FIND A SMART ONE,
THEY SEND HIM TO COLLEGE
WHERE THEY REMOVE HIS BRAIN.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT MILKSHAKE MUST BE
GOING TO YOUR BRAIN.
YOU KNOW I DON'T GET
MILKSHAKE HEADACHES.
OKAY, THEN.
YOU JUST CRAZY!
IF COLLEGES ARE REALLY TAKING
ALL THE SMART KIDS' BRAINS,
THEN WHY HAVEN'T
THEY SENT ME THERE?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LOOK, WE ARE GOING ON A BEACH
DAY WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
- FINE! - I'LL GO ON MY OWN!
ENJOY YOUR STUPID
BEACH DAY.
OH, YEAH?
IS THAT AN ORDER?
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT IS.
COOL.
YES, "COOL."
- PBHT! - PBHT!
- NYA-NYA-NYA- - NYA-NYA.
NYA-NYA-NYA-
NYA-NYA.
[ Imitating Numbuh 5 ]
GOING TO YOUR BRAIN.
THAT MILKSHAKE MUST BE
- [ Normal voice ] - WHO NEEDS 'EM?
I CAN COMPLETE
THIS MISSION BY MYSELF.
[ SLURPS ]
LET THEM PLAY
ON SOME STUPID BEACH
WHILE NIGEL UNO SAVES THE DAY.
"BRAINBRIDGE UNIVERSITY,
THE BEST PLACE FOR BRAINS."
HMM.
THEY PROBABLY THINK
THAT'S CLEVER OR SOMETHING.
"SOHCAHTOA"... SINE EQUALS
OPPOSITE OVER HYPOTENUSE,
COSINE...
WAIT FOR IT...
WAIT FOR IT.
EQUALS OPPOSITE
OVER ADJACENT...
NOW!
[ MUTTERS ]
[ Muttering ]
WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID...
WHERE WOULD THEY KEEP A KID
IF THEY WANTED
TO TAKE OUT HIS... BRAIN!
HMM.
WORTH A SHOT.
[ SPEAKS GERMAN ]
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
DIRECTLY RELATED TO
THE COEFFICIENT OF...
[ SIGHS ]
LET ME SEE...
[ MUTTERS ]
MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE ME SOME INFO
AS TO WHERE OUR YOUNG GENIUS IS.
HUH?
UGH!
Man: WELCOME, NIGEL UNO,
TO THE LAIR OF...
PROFESSOR TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN A VILLAIN AS
SINISTER AS YOU WAS BEHIND THIS.
WHERE'S THE KID?
I MADE HIM UP.
YOU SEE, NIGEL UNO,
IT'S YOUR BRAIN I WANT.
AND NOW I'VE GOT
SOMETHING PLANNED FOR YOU.
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ WHIRRING ]
[ GULPS ]
HUH?
GO ON, TRY IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.
- OH, NO, NO, - NO, NO, NO.
YOU SEE, ALL MY LIFE I'VE HAD
BUT ONE GLORIOUS QUEST...
TO CONCOCT
THE PERFECT SNOW CONE.
BUT BY A TWIST
OF CRUEL FATE,
I'M SUSCEPTIBLE TO AGONIZING
ICE CREAM HEADACHES.
[ WHINES ]
I NEEDED A TEST SUBJECT
WHO'S IMMUNE TO ITS
DEBILITATING ICY STING...
A TEST SUBJECT LIKE YOU.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
TOO BLUEBERONIC.
[ CHIMES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE.
[ SLURPS ]
HMM.
WELL?
IT... IT'S...
YES?
IT'S...
NO!
- AH! - NUMBUH 5!
DON'T TALK.
WE'RE GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE.
WHAT? NO!
YOU CAN THANK US LATER.
ALL YOURS, NUMBUH 3.
OKAY.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
GO, GO, GO, GO!
COME BACK HERE
WITH MY TEST SUBJECT!
HE'S MINE!
I CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE,
NOT WHEN I'M SO CLOSE.
Numbah 1: YOU GUYS ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BEACH.
- Numbah 4: - LISTEN TO HIM.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY
ALREADY TOOK HIS BRAIN.
GIVE ME BACK
MY TEST SUBJECT!
WHOA!
WHO ORDER ED THE CALAMARI?
GO GET HIM,
NUMBUH 3!
OKEY-DOKY!
Numbah 1: PLEASE,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
TRYING TO ESCAPE
THROUGH A TIGHT SQUEEZE, EH?
WELL, THINK AGAIN!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
EVASIVE ACTION!
AAAH!
UGH!
[ GURGLING ]
Numbah 5: COME ON,
DON'T JUST SIT THERE!
LISTEN TO ME.
I WANT TO GO BACK.
OHH, THEY REALLY DID
TAKE YOUR BRAIN, DIDN'T THEY?
THERE YOU ARE!
AHH! AHH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
NOW, LET'S GET
BACK TO THE LAB SO...
HI, SQUIDDY.
SAY "CHEESE"!
[ MOANING ]
UGH!
UGH! UGH!
YOU ANNOYING LITTLE GNAT!
NOW YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK!
STAY STILL, WHY DON'T YOU?
MISSED ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
OOPSY.
SORRY, NUMBUH 1.
AAH!
WHOA!
- Numbah 3: - THE TOLLBOOTH IS CLEAR!
EXACT CHANGE NOW,
NUMBUH 4!
RIGHT!
ALMOST THERE, GUYS.
COME ON, COME ON.
ALL RIGHT!
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
GIVE ME THE KID, OR I'LL
FREEZE YOUR LITTLE PEA BRAINS.
DO WHAT HE SAYS.
PLEASE.
NO WAY!
HUH?
AH!
UGH!
Numbuh 4: SORRY.
NO, NO, NO!
ALL MY WORK
DEPENDS ON HIS BRAIN!
THAT'S IT!
PREPARE TO BE KID-CICLED!
[ ALL YELLING ]
IF I CAN'T MAKE
THE PERFECT SNOW CONE,
I'LL MAKE THE PERFECT KID CONE.
WHY, I'LL...
OH, I'VE HAD
IT WITH YOU!
YOU MEDDLING MOB!
PERTURBING PESTS!
HOLD STILL,
YOU MALICIOUS MOSQUITO!
YOU AGITATING BUMBLEBEE!
YOU...
PRETTY FLYING
FAIRY BIRDY-BIRD.
[ GROANS ]
GO, GO, GO, GO!
NO! NO!
COME BACK!
PLEASE!
MY SNOW CONE RESEARCH!
[Crying] NOOOO!
NO-O-O-O! NO!
MAN, WHAT
IS HIS PROBLEM?
IF IT WASN'T FOR US,
HE'D STILL BE TRAPPED
AT THAT BRAIN-DRAIN PLACE.
- AW, DON'T - WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL BET HE'S THINKING OF
A WAY TO THANK US AS WE SPEAK.
[ SNIFFS ]
THOSE IDIOTS.
THAT LAST SNOW CONE
WAS PERFECT.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.