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PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
NOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
AAAAH!
UGH!
[ GRUNTS ]
I'M SERIOUS, GUYS.
THE BEACH IS SO BORING.
- HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, - NUMBUH 1?
- LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN - I'M HAVING.
YOU'RE BURIED UP TO YOUR NECK
IN SAND.
I KNOW.
DOESN'T THAT ROCK?
WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME BUILD
MY SAND CASTLE, NUMBUH 1?
I'M THE PRINCESS.
SOME OTHER TIME PERHAPS.
- WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU, - NUMBUH 4?
DO YOU WANT TO BE
MY PRINCE CHARMING?
AND MISS BEING BURIED
IN THE SAND?
FAT CHANCE!
THAT'S IT.
- I CAN'T WASTE THE WHOLE DAY - DOING NOTHING.
I'M A MAN OF ACTION.
OKAY, MAN OF ACTION,
GO HOME.
SEE IF WE CARE.
GREAT!
I'LL BE BACK TO PICK
YOU GUYS UP AT 6:00.
LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN EGG!
OH, YEAH, BABY.
YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
TAKE THAT!
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ NA NA NA NA
♪ BURIED IN THE SAND
- ♪ NA NA NA NA-NA, - BURIED IN THE SAND ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA-A-A
THERE.
I FINISHED MY CASTLE.
AND I'M THE PRINCESS
OF THE WHOLE BEACH!
WHO DARES BUILD A CASTLE
IN KING SANDY'S ROYAL DOMAIN?
THY FORTRESS SHALT BE ATTACKED
AND CONQUERED BY...
Together: THE KNIGHTS
OF THE ROUND TOWEL.
- HURRAH! - HURRAH!
HURRAH!
RELEASE THE CATAPULT.
HEAVE HO!
AAAAAH!
MY CASTLE!
THY KINGDOM HAS BEEN CONQUERED.
HENCEFORTH YOU SHALL SERVE
OUR GLORIOUS KING.
CAPTURE THE PRINCESS.
AAH!
HEY, LET GO OF HER!
[ GRUNTING ]
COME BACK!
AAAAAAH!
HE-E-E-LP!
NUMBUH 3!!
KNIGHTS?
LIKE WITH SHINY ARMOR
AND STUFF?
ARE YOU SURE NUMBUH 3
DIDN'T JUST GO FOR A HOT DOG
OR SOMETHING?
I'M TELLING YOU,
SHE'S BEEN CAPTURED,
AND WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!
MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL NUMBUH 1.
THERE'S NO TIME.
BESIDES, HE'S PROBABLY ON SOME
SUPER-BIG MISSION OR SOMETHING.
I'M SORRY, NUMBUH 1,
- BUT THERE STILL HASN'T BEEN - ANY ADULT ACTIVITY
THAT NEEDS FIGHTING TODAY.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE - THE DAY OFF?
GO TO THE BEACH OR SOMETHING?
[ BEEPS ]
OH...
THOSE OVERGROWN TIN CANS DON'T
KNOW WHO THEY'RE MESSING WITH.
THEY MADE THIS PERSONAL
BY TAKING NUMBUH 3.
♪ WALLY AND KUKI
SITTING IN A TREE ♪
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G
SHUT UP!
IT IS NOT LIKE THAT.
NUMBUH 3, WELL, SHE...
SHE OWES ME A QUARTER.
YEAH, RIGHT.
ARE YOU GONNA HELP OR NOT?
HOW WOULD EVEN KNOW WHERE TO
FIND KNIGHTS ON A BEACH ANYWAY?
MY LIEGE, THINE BRAVE KNIGHTS
HAST CONQUERED
YET ANOTHER CASTLE
ON THE BEACH.
AND WE HAVE BROUGHT A PRISONER.
LONG LIVE KING SANDY!
WELL DONE, BRAVE KNIGHTS.
AND WHO IS
OUR BEAUTIFUL CAPTIVE?
[ GIGGLES ]
THIS FAIR PRINCESS HAILS
FROM THE RECENTLY SUBDUED LANDS
- FAR BEYOND THE PUBLIC WASHROOMS, - MY KING.
NICE CASTLE.
DID YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF?
DO NOT ADDRESS HIS MAJESTY
- UNLESS HE HATH ADDRESSED - THEE FIRST.
IT'S OKAY, BRAVE KNIGHTS.
I APOLOGIZE FOR MY KNIGHTS'
RUDENESS.
I SHALL SEND THEM BACK
TO "KNIGHT" SCHOOL
TO LEARN BETTER MANNERS.
NOW, BE GONE.
YES, YOUR HIGHNESS.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
WOW, YOU'RE A NEAT KING!
AND YOU SHALL MAKE
A WONDROUS QUEEN.
THAT IS IF THOU WILLTISH
WEDDINGTH MYSELFTH.
- [ GIGGLES ] - HUH?
WANT TO GET MARRIED?
DO I GET A PRETTY DRESS
AND EVERYTHING?
OF COURSE, SWEET PRINCESS!
WE SHALL LET NOTHING GET IN
THE WAY OF OUR PERFECT WEDDING.
[ GIGGLES ]
HEY, YOU STUPID KNIGHTS
IN STUPID, STUPID ARMOUR,
GIVE ME BACK NUMBUH 3 OR ELSE!
HARK, A CHIVALROUS YOUTH
APPROACHTH.
AND HIS HEART BURNS WITH LOVE
FOR HIS PRINCESS.
NO IT DOESN'T!
SHE'S JUST... WELL, SHE...
OWES ME A QUARTER!
OH, A QUARTER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, SCRAP HEAP,
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
RELEASE THE CATAPULT!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
A BEACH BALL?
SORRY.
IT WAS SHORT NOTICE.
FORGET IT.
READY THE CATAPULT AGAIN.
I'M GOING IN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
- HUH? - HUH?
HUH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
VERILY, THOU MUST
LOVE THY MAIDEN.
I TOLD YOU SHE JUST
OWES ME A QUARTER!
- UH, SO... - [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU NEXT?
ARE YOU NUTS?
I'M GOING THROUGH
THE FRONT DOOR.
WORKS FOR ME.
[ SINGS WAGNER'S
[ "BRIDAL CHORUS" ]
EEK!
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE,
FIANCé?
UH, NOTHING, HONEY.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET THIS
WEDDING THING GOING, HUH?
TO THE TOWER!
GOT YOU!
[ GRUNTS ]
WHEE!
HI, WALLY!
GUESS WHAT?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
[ Echoing ]
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
[ GROANING ]
OH, GOODY.
HUH?
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE.
IT AMUSES YOUR KING
TO HAVE HIS PEASANTS ATTEND
HIS ROYAL WEDDING.
HI, GUYS!
SO, DUDES AND DUDETTES,
UH, WE'RE, LIKE, TOTALLY...
KUKI, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MARRY THAT DORK ARE YOU?
OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE JUST PRETENDING.
PRETENDING?!
THE KING NEVER PRETENDS!
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
I CAN'T GET MARRIED FOR REAL.
I'M, LIKE, 10 YEARS OLD.
THAT'S OKAY.
I'VE ALWAYS LIKED OLDER WOMEN.
[ PURRS ]
WELL, FORGET IT,
MR. PRETEND-TO-BE-KING.
I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE.
I SAID NOTHING WOULD GET IN
THE WAY OF MY PERFECT WEDDING,
AND THAT INCLUDES YOU.
KNIGHTS! GET HER!
OKAY,
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
THE PRINCESS
IS GOING TO MARRY ME,
AND YOU PEASANTS
ARE GOING TO WATCH.
HEY!
- WHERE DID - THE STUPID ONE GO?
- AHEM! - WHAT THE?!
WHO WANTS TO GET THE SAND KICKED
OUT OF THEIR SHORTS?
KNIGHTS, ARM THYSELVES
AND ATTACK!
[ GRUNTING ]
WHAAAA-HA! WHAAAA!
[ GRUNTING ]
- WHAAAAAAAAA! - [ GRUNTING ]
HEH HEH HEH!
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
[ GRUNTING ]
HYAH!
HA HA! HO HO!
YAH HA HA!
WHA-HOO!
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE IN THE
BALLET OR DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
GET UP, KNAVE.
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU MUST LOVE THE FAIR PRINCESS
VERY MUCH,
BUT SHE'S MINE.
SHE... JUST... OWES... ME...
A... QUARTER!
UH, WHEN IS THIS WEDDING THING
GONNA BE OVER, DUDES?
I GOTTA GET BACK TO LIFEGUARD
DUTY BEFORE HIGH TIDE.
- HIGH TIDE?! - HIGH TIDE?!
HYAH!
NO!!
HOW COULD I FORGET
ABOUT THE STUPID TI-I-I-DE?!
WHOA!
[ GRUNTS ]
RUN FOR YOU LIVES,
LITTLE DUDES!
KUKI!
WALLY!
HOLD STILL WHILE I GET YOU
OUT OF THIS.
WHOA!
- COME ON! - WHOA!
HELLO? AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING?!
- SORRY. - SORRY.
THIS ISN'T THE END!
ME AND MY KNIGHTS WILL BUILD
A NEW CASTLE, YEAH!
AND THROW ALL OF YOU
IN THE DUNGEON!
LONG LIVE KING SANDY!
HA HA HA HA!
Woman:
SANDY, IT'S LATE.
STOP PLAYING PRETEND
AND LET'S GO!
I'M NOT PRETENDING!
AND BRING YOUR COUSINS.
OHH!
I WANTED TO STAY TILL SUNDOWN,
DUDE.
I'M NOT DONE YET!
YOU KNOW, THAT KING SANDY'S
KIND OF CUTE.
WHAT?
JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME
THAT QUARTER YOU OWE ME.
QUARTER?
I DON'T OWE YOU A QUARTER!
ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
LET'S NOT GIVE UP HOPE NOW.
NO PROBLEM, BECAUSE NUMBUH 5
GAVE UP HOPE A LONG TIME AGO!
Together: [ Monotone ]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT...
KIDS NEXT DOOM.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE BREAK THE ICE?
OH!
UH, NUMBUH 3, I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT,
NUMBUH 4.
I KNOW YOU REALLY LOVE RAINBOW
MONKEYS, TOO! [ GIGGLES ]
- NO, NO, NO, NO. - IT'S...
LENNY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
UH... ACTIVATING
THE HAMMER-WHACKY THING.
- THAT'S NOT THE HAMMER-WHACKY - THING.
THAT'S THE...
UM... DID ANYONE BRING A 2'x 4'
TECHNOLOGY CHAIN CUTTER?
- STEADY AS SHE GOES, - NUMBUH 2.
I DON'T WANT ANYMORE SURPRISES
UNTIL WE GET HOME.
ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 1.
HUH?
HEY, NUMBUH 35, WHAT'S UP?
MOBILE COMMAND WANTS YOU GUYS
AT MOON BASE... NOW!
AW, CAN'T IT WAIT?
WE'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY.
SORRY... DIRECT ORDERS
FROM NUMBUH 274 HIMSELF.
ALL RIGHT!
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE.
I HARDLY EVER GET
TO GO UP THERE.
YOU HEARD THE KID.
LET'S GO ORBITAL.
WHOA!
THESE DOORS ARE SERIOUSLY COOL.
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
NUMBUHS 1 THROUGH 5
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
AT EASE, GUYS.
AND WELCOME TO MOON BASE.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT WE HAVE
A SPY IN THE ENEMY CAMP.
THEM BEING RUMORS.
WELL, THEY'RE TRUE.
I WANT YOU TO SHARE
OUR SUPER-SPECIAL,
TOP-SECRET FILES WITH HIM.
I UNDERSTAND.
THIS PLACE ROCKS!
SO, WHO'S THE MOLE?
I AM.
R-R-RAH!
NO, WAIT!
- [ Sobbing ] DON'T HURT ME! - GET OFF ME!
NUMBUH 4, STAND DOWN!
I SAID... STAND DOWN!
[ SPITS ]
ARE YOU NUTS?
HE'S ONE OF THE CRUDDY
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN!
HE WAS UNDERCOVER,
NUMBUH 4.
CORRECT.
I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE
COUNTLESS TIMES.
- I SUPPOSE HE'S RIGHT, - NUMBUH 4.
IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM,
- NONE OF US WOULD HAVE SURVIVED - THAT ICEBERG.
YEAH, WELL...
I STILL DON'T LIKE IT.
- WELL, - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
- LENNY HERE HAS SOME - TOP-SECRET INFORMATION
THAT'S TOO GOOD TO IGNORE.
PRECISELY...
AND WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
STUPID DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
THEY THINK THEY CAN...
MAN, THAT IS SO COOL!
Lenny: MY GUESS IS THAT THE REST
OF THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
FROM DOWN THE LANE WILL NOTICE
I'M GONE IN AN HOUR.
WE ALWAYS TAKE A NAP
AFTER A MISSION.
SO YOU GONNA TELL US HOW TO BUST
INTO THEIR MANSION, RIGHT?
BETTER THAN THAT.
WE'RE GONNA CUT OFF
THEIR COFFEE SUPPLY.
OF COURSE.
COFFEE IS THE ONE THING THAT
KEEPS ADULTS ACTIVE AND ALERT.
DRINKING THAT STUFF
MUST MAKE THE DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN AS EVIL AS ADULTS.
PRECISELY.
SO THERE'S YOUR TRANSPORT.
AFTER YOU CUT OFF THE DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN'S COFFEE SUPPLY,
BE SURE TO GO OVER THE
TOP-SECRET FILES WITH LENNY.
UNDERSTOOD.
HEY, WHERE DOES COFFEE
COME FROM ANYWAY?
OKAY, JUAN, GIVE ME
A SPIN ON SEVEN.
[ WHIRRING ]
EUREKA!
HEY, CUPPA JOE...
We hit a big target
on Java Mocha!
GOOD WORK!
LET'S KEEP THAT COFFEE FLOWIN'!
MAN, I LOVE MY JOB.
HUH?
Together: DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
TO TRIPLE EXPRESSO.
REQUESTING PERMISSION TO LAND.
HEY, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD
AT THIS.
- Cuppa Joe: - Good to have you back.
Please transmit password.
Together:
The password is "sheep."
OH, I'M SORRY.
THAT PASSWORD HAS BEEN
CANCELLED!
THEY'RE ON TO US.
DO YOU GUYS HAPPEN
TO HAVE A PLAN "B"?
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN "B."
KIDS NEXT DOOR SUBSTANDARD.
SUPER UNDERWATER BOATS
SWIMS TERRIFICALLY
AROUND NAUTICAL DEFENSES
AND RARELY DECOMPRESSES.
"RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP,"
NUMBUH 2.
AYE, AYE, CAP'N.
NUMBUH 5, YOU'VE GOT
A FIVE-MINUTE WINDOW
TO TAP THAT COFFEE.
I'M ON IT.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA
HMM?
HEY, WHO ORDERED COFFEE?
THAT'S NOT COFFEE.
THAT'S A DELIGHTFUL
DEPTH CHARGE.
WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW A LOT
ABOUT COFFEE-BASED WEAPONRY.
WELL, THANK YOU.
THE SCIENCE BEHIND...
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON, BOYS!
[ SLURPING ]
MMM!
SHE'S TAKING ON TOO MUCH WATER.
I GOT TO TAKE HER UP.
NUMBUH 5, ABORT MISSION.
WE DROPPING BALLAST.
ROGER THA-A-A-T!
NUMBUH 5?
NUMBUH 5?!
[ MOANING ]
- WHAT? - WHAT? - WHAT? - WHAT?
[ SLURPING ]
OHH, WELCOME TO THE COFFEE SHOP,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
WE WERE BETTER OFF
WHEN YOU WERE ON THEIR SIDE.
YAHOOOOOOO, BABY!
GIDDAP, TAIL FIN.
COFFEE-BREAK IS OVER,
DELIGHTFUL BRATS.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'T THE FAMOUS
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
IT SEEMS THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
OVERESTIMATED YOUR ABILITIES.
HUH...
WE'RE THE BEST THERE IS.
HMM.
DO I KNOW YOU?
NOT REALLY.
BUT LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
R-R-RAH!
UGH!
[ WHIMPERING ]
DO YOUR WORST, KIDDIE.
I'M RUNNIN' ON...
SIX CUPS OF COFFEE!
YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME.
[ SLURPING ]
I'M... I'M SORRY, GUYS.
- YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, - MATE.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
- WE'LL GET OUT - OF THIS MESS SOMEHOW.
- [ Echoing ] - WHOA!
WHAT THE...?
YAAAAAAAAAH!
C-C-COFFEE IS SO... SO...
SO GOO-O-O-O-D, BABY!
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
A LIVE ONE HERE.
BABY!
WHAT?
COME BACK HERE.
YOU HAVE ONLY JUST DISCOVERED
THE POWER OF COFFEE, KID.
CAFFEINATED COFFEE KICK...
WAAAAAH!
R-R-R-AH!
OOH.
CAN'T HOLD YOUR COFFEE,
LITTLE GIRL?
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S
FOR GROWN-UPS!
- HUH? - WHAT THE...
SAY, THIS ICED MOCHA COULD
USE A LITTLE MORE WHIPPED...
[ GAGGING ]
[ GROANING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
NOW THAT WE'RE RID OF THE BOSS,
LET'S SCUTTLE THIS DUMP
- BEFORE THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN - GET HERE.
Together:
SILLY KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG.
YOU DON'T SCARE US,
DELIGHTFUL DORKS!
OH, REALLY?
NOW DO WE SCARE YOU?
- [ Nervously ] - YES.
NO!
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A LITTLE
SURPRISE OF OUR OWN.
- LENNY? - LENNY? - LENNY? - LENNY?
HA!
IN YOUR FACE, DELIGHTFUL LOSERS.
- YOUR BOY, LENNY HERE, - DOUBLE-CROSSED YOU.
WELL, LENNY, DID EVERYTHING
GO ACCORDING TO PLAN?
OH, YES.
HUH?
EVERYTHING WENT...
EXACTLY AS PLANNED.
[ GASPS ]
WHY, YOU DOUBLE...
YOU DIDN'T THINK WE'D EVER PART,
DID YOU?
OH, DEREK...
PLEASE SHOW THESE CHILDREN
THE EXIT.
AAH!
AAAAH!
[ COUGHING ]
OH, GREAT!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH
THAT GUY.
RELAX, NUMBUH 4.
RELAX?!
MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
WE'RE STUCK HERE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE FREEZING SEA,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!
YOU CAN'T SWIM?
[ GIGGLES ]
NO HOPE... THIS IS IT!
NUMBUH 4...
- [ Sobbing ] - I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
STOP SWIMMING.
GOODBYE, EVERYONE.
HUH?
HELLO, TROOPS.
DID EVERYTHING GO
ACCORDING TO PLAN?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, - SIR.
WHAT?
THEN THE PACKAGE WAS DELIVERED?
AFFIRMATIVE.
BOY, I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
YEAH, IT'D PROBABLY BE SOMETHING
LIKE THIS...
AAAAH!
OR LIKE THIS...
EEEEEEEEEEEE!
- OR MAYBE... - OOH-WHO-O-A!
NO, WAIT, LIKE...
YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
- NO, NO, NO! - WHOO-WHOA-WHOA!
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
Together: FINALLY, THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR'S SUPER, TOP-SECRET FILES.
[ BEEPING ]
LENNY, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
[ EXPLOSION, POPPING ]
AAAAAAAAH!
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT IS REALLY GOOD.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.