[ HUMMING ]
TIME TO FRESHEN UP!
HUH?
BLAH! HEY!
- YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED - IN HERE!
TH-TH-THIS IS
THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!
Together: [ Monotone ]
YES, LEONA. IT IS.
AND WE TRUST
YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.
OOH, WELL, UM, I SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE TO GO-O, RIGHT?
HEY, UM, HOW DO YOU GUYS,
LIKE, DO THAT, ANYWAY?
YO-O-O-O-W!
WHERE IS IT, LEONA?
I...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
OH, REALLY?
LUNK, INTRODUCE LEONA
TO MR. SWIRLY.
[ GASPS ]
OHH, NO! NOT MR. SWIRLY!
NO-HO-HO-HO!
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
WHERE IS IT, LEONA?
OR WOULD YOU
PREFER TO VISIT
MR. SWIRLY'S
DOWNTOWN OFFICE?
NO-HO-HO! NO!
[ Crying ] OH, PLEASE!
IT'S IN THE SINK.
JUST TURN THE
[Sobbing] FA-A-A-UCET!
HOW DELIGHTFUL!
SHALL WE, LEONA?
UGH!
UH-HA. PURTY!
LUNK!
YOU STAY HERE TO DETER
ANY UNINVITED GUESTS.
OHHH. HUH?
HA! PURTY!
[ GROANS ]
FIVE UNINVITED GUESTS
COMING RIGHT UP.
YA-A-A-Y!
- Numbuh 1: - SITUATION REPORT, NUMBUH 5.
THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
KIDNAPPED LEONA
AND TOOK HER DOWN THERE.
LEAKY LEONA?
WHAT DO THEY WANT HER FOR?
YEAH, TO CORNER
THE WORLD'S MARKET ON SPIT?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
GOOD ONE!
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
LEONA IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
OHH, I THOUGHT WE GOT CALLED
FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
WE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
NUMBUH 4.
WE SAVE KIDS.
THAT'S OUR JOB.
AND WE DON'T DO IT
BY STANDING AROUND.
LET'S MOVE OUT!
YA-A-Y! STAIRS!
OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 4.
MAYBE LEONA
WILL GIVE YOU A KISS-S-S
FOR RES-S-CUING HER!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[ SMOOCHING ]
THIS PLACE IS "GIHUGIC!"
[ RUMBLING ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
SHH!
I'VE HEARD RUMORS
THAT THERE WAS AN ANCIENT,
LONG-LOST SCHOOL
BURIED BENEATH OURS.
THIS MUST BE ITS LIBRARY.
WHAT'S A LIBRARY?
WHOA! WHOA!
YOU HEARD NUMBUH 5!
KEEP IT DOWN!
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
OOOOH! I CAN MAKE A TIARA
OR A PRETTY EARRING!
OOH, OOH, OOH...
OR A BELT, A BELT!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
GIVE ME THAT!
ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET US ALL KILL... OOPSIE!
[ ALL GASP ]
- QUIET TIME'S OVER! - MOVE IT!
WHOA! WHOA!
AAAAAH!
AAH HA HA HA HA!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
WHOA!
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THIS CLOSE
- TO BUSTING - OUT OF SCHOOL TODAY.
AND THEN YOU CALLED US UP
WITH THIS CRUD!
IF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
DON'T HELP LEONA
AGAINST THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN,
WHO WILL?
AND IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
LET'S MOVE OUT, PEOPLE.
[ GRUMBLING ]
Numbuh 3;
COME ON, NUMBUH 4!
AFTER WE RESCUE HER,
LEONA MIGHT GIVE US
SOME BEAUTY TIPS!
WHO-O-A.
GET A LOAD
OF ALL THIS CHOW!
THIS MUST BE
THE CAFETERIA.
NOBODY TOUCHES ANYTHING!
NUMBUH 5 SAYS,
"DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING."
NUMBUH 1 SAYS,
"DON'T PUNCH A THING."
NUMBUH 4 SAYS,
"TRY THE ONION RINGS."
[ Chuckling ] WELL,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
AAAAAAAH!
WHAT? I WAS GONNA SHARE.
HUH?
OH, IS ANYONE HERE
ALLERGIC TO MILK?
NO, BUT NUMBUH 5
IS ALLERGIC TO DROWNING!
LET'S GO-O-O-O-O!
NOT TO MILK THE SITUATION,
BUT...
AW, SHUT UP!
HELP! UHH!
I CAN'T SWIM!
UH, YOU HEAR ME?!
I CAN'T SWI-I-M!
- WELL, YOU BETTER - LEARN FAST!
WHOA! WHOA!
AAAAH!
[ COUGHING, GULPING ]
AAAAH!
OH, CRUD!
AAAAH! AAAAH!
QUICK! UP THERE!
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
WE'LL NEVER... UGH!
W-WHO-O-O-A!
[ GASPS ]
OKAY,
RUN THIS BY ME AGAIN.
WHY ARE WE RISKING OUR LIVES
TO SAVE LEAKY LEONA?!
UGH! BECAUSE SHE'S
GOT PRETTY HAIR, SILLY!
OH, COME ON! SHE'S NEVER
DONE ANYTHING FOR US!
- WE BARELY EVEN - KNOW HER!
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA - HELP HER FOR?
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME
NUMBUH 5 DIDN'T HELP SOMEONE
KIDNAPPED
BY THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN,
THEY DID SOMETHING
SHE CAN'T EVER FORGIVE!
WHAT?
WHAT DID THEY DO
THAT WAS SO BAD?
THEY MADE ME BALD.
WHOA.
AND THIS MUST BE
THE GYMNASIUM.
WELL, THAT'S NOT SO BAD,
RIGHT?
AT LEAST
WE CAN SEE THE EXIT.
GREAT! NOW, HOW ARE WE
GOING TO GET PAST THAT?
DON'T WORRY.
GYM IS SOMETHING I CAN HANDLE!
NO!
NUMBUH 4!
DO-O-N'T!
THERE.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
AAH! AAH!
MAKE FOR THE EXIT!
HURRY!
WHAT DO WE DO?!
I TOLD YOU
I CAN HANDLE IT!
YAH!
YOU CAN DO IT, NUMBUH 4!
TAKE THEM DOWN!
YA-A-H!
AAH! LOOK OUT!!
WHOA! AAH!
IS HE OKAY?!
[ GRUNTING ]
WELL, WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
WE GOT A KID TO SAVE!
GIVE THE KID A COUPLE
OF DODGE BALLS,
AND SUDDENLY HE'S A HERO.
LEONA!
ARE YOU OKAY?!
- WHERE ARE - THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN?
[ Shaky voice ]
PLE-E-ASE,
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
TO THE FOUNTAIN!
FOUNTAIN?
WHAT FOUNTAIN?
[ ALL GASP ]
THE FOUNTAIN
OF YOU-U-U-TH!
Leona: PLE-E-EASE!
GET ME TO THE FOUNTAIN
OF YOU-U-U-TH!
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?
WE COULD BE 10 YEARS OLD
FOREVER.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, - NUMBUH 3?
YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT
THE IDEA THAT LEONA WAS PRETTY.
UGH!
LEONA, WHAT DID THOSE DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN DO TO YOU?
GUYS! OVER HERE!
CHECK THIS OUT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- IT'S ALL VERY PRETTY, - NUMBUH 1,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD START LOOKIN'
FOR THAT FOUNTAIN THING?
THAT IS THE FOUNTAIN
OF YOUTH, GENIUS.
NOW, WE GOTTA GET
LEONA THERE FAST.
Delightful Children:
WHAT'S THE RUSH,
KIDS NEXT DIM?
THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
WHAT HAVE YOU FREAKS
DONE TO LEONA?
YOU HAVEN'T
FIGURED IT OUT YET?
REGARDLESS... NOW THAT
SHE'S LED US TO THE FOUNTAIN,
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH THE FOUNTAIN?
TO DESTROY IT, OF COURSE.
THIS FOUNTAIN IS A MENACE
TO EVERYTHING ADULTS STAND FOR.
THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF EVERY CHILD
SHOULD BE TO GROW UP.
IF OTHER KIDS FOUND OUT
ABOUT THIS FOUNTAIN,
THEY MIGHT BE TEMPTED
TO DRINK FROM IT
AND BE YOUNG FOREVER.
AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
- HAVEN'T YOU DORKS WASTED ENOUGH - OF MY DAY
- WITHOUT YAMMERING ON - ABOUT NOTHING?
I THINK IT'S TIME I CHECK YOU
INTO THE ATOMIC HEADLOCK HOTEL!
SPLENDID.
COULD YOU HELP US
WITH OUR LUGGAGE, THEN?
THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE IT COULD
USE SOME... REDECORATING!
AAAH! AAAH!
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
LEONA'S GETTING OLDER
BY THE SECOND.
MAYBE WE COULD FIND
SOME MAKE-UP FOR HER!
NO!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
NUMBUH 3, YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON LEONA FOR A BIT.
OKAY!
BUT... SHE'S PRETTY TOUGH
TO LOOK AT.
HEY, DELIGHTFUL DOLTS!
OVER HERE!
OH, GOODY.
WE GET TO PLAY... TAG!
COME AND GET ME!
HA HA!
YOU'RE TOO SLOW, SUCKERS!
NAH NAH NAH NAH...
WHOA!
[ PANTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
OH!
HAVE A NICE TRIP,
ABIGAIL?
ANY LAST WORDS?
ACTUALLY, YEAH.
I'D LIKE TO SAY...
NO. NO, NO, NO!
LET ME SAY IT.
SEE YOU NEXT FALL!
WHAT?!
[ SCREAMING ]
NUMBUH 5 WASN'T
GONNA SAY THAT.
IT'S A GOOD THING
I SHOWED UP THEN, HUH?
[ GROANING ]
AAAAH! AAAAH!
[ WAILING ]
HOW DO YOU FREAKS LIKE VISITING
MR. SWIRLY'S CORPORATE OFFICE?
[ WHIMPERING ]
COME ON, HURRY!
WE GOTTA GET HER
INTO THAT FOUNTAIN!
[ GASPING ]
OH, LEONA!
SHE'S, SHE'S...
STILL KINDA HOMELY.
EWW.
HOLD ON.
IF LEONA NEEDS THE FOUNTAIN
TO BE YOUNG AGAIN,
DOESN'T THAT MEAN
SHE'S REALLY...
AN ADULT?
YOU'RE RIGHT, NIGEL.
300 YEARS AGO, I STUMBLED UPON
THIS ANCIENT SCHOOL,
AND FOUND THIS FOUNTAIN.
BY DRINKING ITS
SPARKLING WATERS,
I DISCOVERED THAT I COULD
REMAIN A KID FOREVER.
BUT S-S-SADLY, THE FOUNTAIN'S
EFFECTS ARE TEMPORARY,
SO I COULD NEVER TRAVEL MUCH
FARTHER THAN THE SCHOOL ABOVE.
SO I'VE RELIVED
THE FOURTH GRADE,
MOVING FROM HOMEROOM
TO HOMEROOM
OVER AND OVER AGAIN,
TO HIDE MY ETERNAL
10-YEAR-OLD-NESS.
BUT IT'S BEEN WORTH IT
TO NOT HAVE TO GROW UP.
IT WAS MY GLORIOUS-S-S SECRET
UNTIL THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
RUINED IT.
SO FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME,
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
TOO BAD I HAVE TO
DES-S-S-TROY YOU NOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, NUMBUH 1, I COULD HAVE
SWORN LEAKY LEONA JUST SAID,
[ Lisping ]
I HAVE TO DES-S-S-TROY...
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG...
WHAT?
[ High-pitched voice ]
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
YOU'RE GETTING YOUNGER.
I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SO YOUNG
THAT YOU'LL CEASE TO EXIST!
NO-O-O-O!
[ Baby voice ]
KIDS NEXT DOOR!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ GASPING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ BABBLING ]
NO ONE CAN KNOW
ABOUT MY FOUNTAIN!
NOT EVEN YOU,
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
[ BABBLING ]
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SHOT,
BABY?
HEE-YAW!
[ COUGHING ]
STOP IT, LEONA!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
I WANT TO BE YOUNG FOREVER,
ABIGAIL.
THE MORE PEOPLE WHO KNOW
ABOUT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
THE MORE PEOPLE WILL TRY
TO DESTROY IT.
BUT WE DON'T WANT
TO DESTROY THE FOUNTAIN.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU.
[ Crying ]
I'M S-S-SORRY, ABIGAIL.
BUT I CAN'T TAKE
THAT CHANCE!
LEONA, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS WRONG.
I... I...
I KNOW!
OH, NO! STOP!
NO!
[ Baby voice ]
LEONA, PLEASE!
I'M... SORRY!
YOU BIG BABY!
PBHT!
ONE MORE BLAST SHOULD DO IT.
GOODBYE, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
NO!
YOU'RE DEAD!
MY PRECIOUS FOUNTAIN!
OH-OH-OH!
[ SCREAMING ]
THIS MISSION IS OVER,
GUYS.
LET'S GO!
[ Chuckling ]
I JUST DID.
[ GIGGLES ]
NO! [ GRUNTING ]
ABIGAIL!
PLEASE, HELP ME!
WHY SHOULD I,
MEANY-FACE?
I WAS WRONG!
I'D KEPT MY SECRET
FOR SO LONG,
I'D FORGOTTEN
HOW TO TRUS-S-ST SOMEONE.
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU
A CHANCE!
YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE CAME HERE
TO SAVE LEONA.
CHANGE IN PLANS.
SHE'S AN ADULT
AND A JERK.
BUT SHE WANTS
TO BE A KID.
A BIG KID ONCE TOLD ME,
"WE SAVE KIDS."
THAT'S OUR JOB.
[ GURGLES ]
[ SIGHS ]
KIDS NEXT DOOR...
BATTLE STATIONS!
[ SQUEALING ]
OH-WHA-HA!
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ YELLING ]
AH-AAAAH!
GOTCHA!
[ Sadly ] OH.
[ SCREAMING ]
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
YEAH! YEAH!
NOW LET'S ALL
GET OUT OF HERE.
THANKS AGAIN FOR SAVING
MY LIFE, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
LEONA?
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO NOW...
WITHOUT THE FOUNTAIN?
YEAH, WON'T YOU...
YOU KNOW?
IT'S OKAY.
I'VE BEEN A KID FOR LONGER
THAN MOST PEOPLE
HAVE BEEN ALIVE.
[ SOBBING ]
NOW GO ON.
YOU KIDS BETTER
GET TO CLASS.
OH, HERE.
NUMBUH 5 ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT THESE.
THANKS, ABIGAIL.
THANKS
FOR EVERYTHING.
OHH! OHH!
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'LL BE OKAY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'LL BE FINE.
JUST FINE.
[ GROANING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
YAY!
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
[ HUMMING ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.