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KIDS NEXT DOOR, AS YOU ALL
KNOW TOO WELL, THE DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE HAVE
BEEN GOING TO EVER GREATER
LENGTHS TO STOP US FROM
CAPTURING THEIR FANTASTICALLY
DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE.
THIS YEAR, THEY'VE TRIED TO
EVADE US BY FLEEING THE COUNTRY.
BUT, THANKS TO THE 2x4
TECHNOLOGY PLACER TRACER
NUMBUH 5 PLANTED ON THEM, WE'VE
PINPOINTED THEIR LOCATION...
A HEAVILY FORTIFIED CASTLE IN
LOWER SPREKENHEIM.
NOW ALL WE NEED IS A PLAN THAT
WILL TAKE THE CAKE.
I SAY WE BEAT THE CRUD OUT
OF THEM.
SIMPLE.
WE COULD ASK THEM TO SHARE
THE CAKE REALLY, REALLY NICELY!
SIMPLEMINDED.
NUMBUH 5 SAYS WE GO OVER
THERE WITH SOME KIND OF GIANT
ROBOT SO WE DON'T GET OUR BUTTS
KICKED BY THE GIANT ROBOT YOU
KNOW THEY GOT WAITING FOR US.
OR WE COULD EGG-INATE THEM
WITH A KAJILLION FARM-FRESH
EGGS, ALL LOADED INTO MY LATEST
INVENTION.
KIDS NEXT DOOR
E.G.G.A.P.U.L.T.... ENORMOUS
GIZMO GOOPIFIES A LOT OF PEOPLE
USING LATEST TECHNOLOGY.
CAKES ARE MADE OUT OF EGGS
ANYWAY, SO THE MASSIVE PAYLOAD
OF EGG YOLK WILL TOTALLY GOOPIFY
THOSE DELIGHTFUL DORKS WITHOUT
HARMING THE CAKE.
THAT IS BRILLIANT!
THIS IS STUPID!
WHY DID YOU PUT A KAJILLION EGGS
IN MY ROOM?!
WELL, I WASN'T GOING TO PUT
THEM IN MY ROOM.
GETTING LATE.
- WE'RE ALL GOING TO NEED SOME - SHUT-EYE FOR TOMORROW'S MISSION.
YEP.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, NUMBUH 1.
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
OH... COME BACK HERE, YOU...
THAT CAKE IS MINE...
HMM?
[ CHIRPING ]
AAAAH!
NUMBUH 1, WHAT'S GOING... ON?
GET THESE STUPID THINGS
OFF ME!
OH, MAN! MY EGGS!
CHICKEES!
ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO CUDDLE
AND SNUGGLE AND LOVE!
HMM.
DO YOU THINK THESE WOULD MAKE
DECENT CHICKEN FINGERS?
[ CHIRPING ]
OH, LOOK!
THE CHICKEES HAVE TO GO POTTY.
AAH!
NUMBUH 5, THE WINDOW.
NUMBUH 2, EMERGENCY
TURD-IFICATION.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ CHICKS FARTING ]
MAN, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
AGREED, NUMBUH 5.
NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
EGGS OR NO EGGS, WE HAVE A
MISSION.
SINCE THE FARM-FRESH PLAN LAID
AN EGG, WE'LL GO BACK TO THE
DEFAULT PLAN.
WE ASK THEM TO SHARE?
NO, WE BEAT THE CRUD OUT OF
THEM.
YEAH! NOW YOU'RE TALKING!
WE BLOW IN, STORM THE CASTLE,
KICK THEIR BUTTS, AND WE'RE
EATING CAKE FOR LUNCH.
AAAAH!
YOU WERE SAYING?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE
THINGS?!
AW, THE CHICKEES THINK HE'S
THEIR MOMMY.
HEY, MOMMY, CAN I HAVE A
GLASS OF MILK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I AM NOT A MOMMY!
I THINK A CERTAIN MOMMY'S A
LITTLE BIT CRANKY.
[ GIGGLES ]
[ CHIRPING ]
UGH.
NUMBUH 5, LOCATION REPORT,
PLEASE.
WE GOT ANOTHER 97 CHICKS...
I MEAN CLICKS, BEFORE WE...
OH, MAN, THESE STUPID BIRDS KEEP
MESSING UP MY CONSOLE.
- >> RELAX, NUMBUH 5, THEY JUST - WANT TO HELP.
[ YAWNS ]
IS THAT ALL THESE LITTLE RATS
WITH WINGS CAN DO?
- I STILL SAY WE SHOULD SHOW THEM - THE FRYER!
[ CHIRPING ]
WHAT DID I SAY?
NUMBUH 2, WE NEED AN
IMMEDIATE POTTY DROP NOW!
[ CHIRPING ]
[ CHICKS FARTING ]
WHEW!
OHHH!
AFTER BATHROOM BREAK, THE
CHICKEES NEED THEIR MOMMY TO
READ THEM A STORY.
I AM NOT THEIR MOMMY!
[ CHIRPING ]
AND I AM ONLY READING THEM
ONE STORY.
- "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A - LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, AND THE
WOLF ATE HER.
THE END."
THE CHICKEES WANT YOU TO READ
IT SLOWER, SILLY... ESPECIALLY
PERCY.
RIGHT, PERCY?
- >> [ CHIRPS ] - >> UGH!
NUMBUH 3, I KNOW YOU THINK THESE
CHICKS ARE CUTE AND CUDDLY AND
FLUFFY, BUT WE'RE ON A MISSION!
IT DEPENDS ON SUPER-STRICT
DISCIPLINE, NOT CUDDLY
FLUFFINESS.
I NEED A POLISHED FIGHTING FORCE
READY TO JUMP WHEN I SAY "JUMP"!
WHOA!
AAAAH!
[ ALL GROANING ]
WELL, WE'RE IN THE RIGHT
PLACE ANYWAYS.
THAT'S IT!
I CANNOT RUN A MISSION WITH ALL
THESE BLASTED BIRDIES
FOLLOWING ME.
THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S THE CHICKEES' TV TIME
ANYWAY.
AAH!
[ CHIRPING ]
YOU'RE JOKING.
ALL I HAD TO DO TO GET THEM TO
LEAVE ME ALONE WAS TO LET THEM
WATCH TV?
OF COURSE, SILLY!
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME?!
BECAUSE!
TOO MUCH TV IS BAD FOR YOUR
LITTLE BUNDLES OF JOY.
WHATEVER.
JUST LEAVE IT RUNNING AND
COME ON.
OKAY!
MAKE SURE BING-BING DOESN'T PICK
ON MR. FRECKLES, WENDY SUE.
TODAY, NUMBUH 3!
MOMMY'S STILL CRANKY.
Together: [ Monotone ] AHH,
I THINK WE'RE READY FOR OUR
CLOSE-UP.
GREETINGS, CHILDREN OF THE
WORLD.
WE'RE SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
STUPID SHOWS, BUT IT'S OUR
BIRTHDAY.
SO TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO SIT
THERE AND WATCH US EAT OUR
FANTASTICALLY DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY
CAKE THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET TO
TASTE.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
YOU BETTER SAVE SOME ROOM,
FREAKS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO
BE EATING YOUR WORDS ALONG WITH
THAT CAKE.
UM, WE DON'T LET THEM EAT
THE CAKE, NUMBUH 2.
UH, PROVIDED WE LET YOU EAT
THE CAKE, WHICH WE'RE NOT GOING
TO DO.
MAN, YOU GOT TO WORK ON THAT.
OH, LOOK... NIGEL AND HIS
FRIENDS ARE HERE TO PLAY WITH
OUR PRESENTS.
KNOCK IT OFF.
YOU KNOW WE DON'T WANT YOUR
PRESENTS.
BUT OUR PRESENTS WANT YOU.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ KIDS SCREAMING ]
WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?
GIANT ROBOT.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BATTLE STATIONS!
[ GRUNTING ]
UH-OH!
AAH!
OHH-AAH!
OH...
TAKE THIS AND THAT!
SOME OF THIS AND SOME OF...
AAH!
AAH HA HA HA HA!
AAH!
UGH!
OKAY, GIFT BOX, PREPARE TO BE
RETURNED.
[ GROWLING ]
AAH HA HA HA HA HA!
LET ME OUT!
UGH.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY OUR
FAVORITE LITTLE GAME... PIN THE
SWORD THROUGH THE NIGEL!
NIGHTY-NIGHT, NIG...
AAH!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU... WHOA!
CHECK IT OUT... NUMBUH 1's A
CHICK MAGNET!
OH, JUST STOP IT.
[ GROWLS ]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GET
HIM!
FOR MOMMY!
[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
HA HA!
HUH?
YEAH!
WHOA!
WHOOPSIE!
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH! AAH!
HYAH!
AAH!
AAAH!
[ CRASHING ]
NICE JOB, CHICKEES.
MOMMY'S VERY PROUD.
NOW, THEN...
- >> [ CHIRPING ] - >> OH.
OH, THAT'S OKAY, CHICKEES.
YOU CAN GO TAKE CARE OF
BUSINESS.
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
EVERY YEAR, WE GO THROUGH THE
SAME THING WITH YOU BRATS
REFUSING TO SHARE EVEN ONE BITE
OF YOUR DELICIOUS CAKE.
SO THAT'S WHY THIS...
[ CHICKS FARTING ]
YEAR...
THIS YEAR, WE'RE GOING TO LET
YOU EAT THE WHOLE CAKE ALL BY
YOURSELVES.
HUH?
I MEAN, WHO ARE WE TO
INTERRUPT YOUR SPECIAL DAY?
IT'S YOUR CAKE. YOU DESERVE IT.
COME ALONG, TEAM.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
WE FLY ALL THE WAY HERE WITH
THESE CHICKS AND THEN THERE'S
THE CRASH AND THEN...
[ WHISPERING ]
UH, YOU KNOW, NUMBUH 1 IS
RIGHT.
YOU DO DESERVE IT.
UH... THANK YOU.
EW, THEY'RE EATING IT!
[ GAGGING ]
[ SNORING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
AAH!
ATTENTION, KIDS NEXT DOOR,
THIS IS NUMBUH 1 EN ROUTE TO
TREEHOUSE BASE ORDERING AN
IMMEDIATE CODE L-62.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOU READY?
LET'S DO THIS.
YOU HAVE REQUESTED EMERGENCY
CODE L-62... TOTAL
LOCKDOWN-IFICATION.
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
NUMBUH 5, SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF
SECTOR "V."
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
NUMBUH 2, 2x4 TECHNOLOGY OFFICER
OF SECTOR "V."
CONFIRMED.
PLEASE VERIFY GENETIC CODE.
AUTHORIZATION ACCEPTED.
COMMENCING TREEHOUSE
LOCKDOWN-IFICATION.
COOL!
COME ON!
WHOA!
COMMENCING TREEHOUSE SCAN.
SCANS SHOW NO INTRUDERS.
YOU GOT A VISUAL ON NUMBUH 1?
NEGATIVE.
HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
HE'LL MAKE IT.
COME ON, COME ON!
WHERE IS HE?
IF HE DOESN'T GET IN, HE'LL BE
LOCKED OUT UNTIL SUNRISE.
HOLD ON.
I-I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.
IT'S NUMBUH 1!
UH-OH!
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
NUMBUH 1!
NUMBUH 5 HAS GOT TO SAY THIS
FOR NUMBUH 1.
HE SURE IS LUCKY.
YEAH, THERE'S NOT A SCRATCH
ON HIM.
WHY DO YOU THINK HE ORDERED
THE L-62?
I DON'T HAVE A...
THE TACHYMABOB'S PICKED UP AN
INTRUDER!
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- YOU CHECKED FOR INTRUDERS BEFORE - WE LOCKED DOWN.
MUST BE A MALFUNCTION, BUT
I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND
JUST IN CASE.
NUMBUH 2, YOU STAY HERE WITH
NUMBUH 1.
DON'T LEAVE HIM FOR A SECOND.
AND, NUMBUH 4, GO WAKE UP
NUMBUH 3, WOULD YOU?
SHE KNOWS IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
TO SLEEP THROUGH AN L-62.
[ GIGGLES ]
NO, THANK YOU, BIG-BOTTOM
RAINBOW MONKEY.
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EAT ANOTHER
CHOCOLATE ECLAIR.
[ GIGGLES ]
BIG-BOTTOM RAINBOW MONKEY?
WHERE ARE YOU?!
OH, THERE YOU ARE!
HOW DID YOU GET WAY OVER THERE?
DID YOU GO FOR A JOG?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT
FOR ME, SILLY.
- I'LL ALWAYS... - [ GASPS ]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR...
AAH!
MAN, THIS PIECE OF JUNK'S GOT
ME RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES.
HOW COULD THE INTRUDER BE...
AAH!
NUMBUH 3!
OW! OW! OW!
COOL DOWN, NUMBUH 3.
IT'S OKAY.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN...
I CAN'T!
IT HURTS!
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING DOWN?
HUH?
OH, NO!
[ GASPS ]
COUNT SPANKULOT.
BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS LOCKED
UP IN JAIL.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S LOCKED IN
HERE WITH US NOW.
[ GASPS ]
YOU GOT TO DELOCKIFY THE
TREEHOUSE, NUMBUH 5.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE SPANKED!
CAN'T BE DONE.
ONCE YOU'RE LOCKED DOWN, YOU'RE
LOCKED UP UNTIL SUNRISE.
BUT, IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S GET
DOWN TO THE MED LAB TO SEE IF
NUMBUH 1 IS AWAKE YET.
MAYBE HE CAN TELL US HOW THE
COUNT ESCAPED.
I AM NOT JOKING.
WE GOT TO GET OUR TAILS OUT OF
HERE, OR ELSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO
NEED DOUBLE-CHEEK TRANSPLANTS.
WOULD YOU BE QUIET, NUMBUH 4?
[ GASPING ]
NUMBUH 2!
YEOW!
OWIE OW OW OW OW OW!
OOH, THAT HURTS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE
IN THE HALL?
I-I JUST LEFT THE LAB FOR
A SECOND TO GRAB A SNACK.
AND WHEN I CAME BACK, ALL I
HEARD WAS THAT HORRIBLE LAUGH.
AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
PADDLE CITY.
WELL, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR
LEAVING YOUR POST.
HMM.
YOU'RE LUCKY NUMBUH 1 IS OKAY.
WE'LL ALL BE LUCKY TO GET OUT
OF HERE WITH OUR BUTTS STILL
ATTACHED TO OUR BODIES.
YEOW OW OW OW OW!
AAH HA HA!
[ SCREAMING ]
HE'S ERECTING A
SPANKING-STEIN!
[ SCREAMING ]
WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
NOW, LISTEN.
I WANT YOU THREE TO GUARD
NUMBUH 1 WITH YOUR LIVES.
NO SNACKS, NO SLEEPING, AND NO
CRYING LIKE A BABY ABOUT GETTING
YOUR HEINIE SMACKED!
NUMBUH 5, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?
I'M GOING TO GO GIVE THE
COUNT A TASTE OF HIS OWN
MEDICINE.
HA! I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S
TRYING TO FOOL.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE THE COUNT SPANKS THE
CRUD OUT OF ME!
I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS
TREEHOUSE NOW!
I TOLD YOU... LOCKDOWN LASTS
UNTIL MORNING.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
YOU DESIGNED THIS TREEHOUSE,
AND YOU DIDN'T PUT IN AN
EMERGENCY EXIT?!
UM, NO.
WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE QUADRUPLE
EMERGENCY BYPASS CODE.
THAT'LL OVERRIDE ANY TREEHOUSE
COMPUTER COMMAND.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?
YOU HAVE TO USE THAT CODE SO WE
CAN GET OUT OF HERE!
I CAN'T!
ONLY NUMBUH 5 HAS THE CODE,
AND SH NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO
USE IT.
WHY IN THE NAME OF CRUD NOT?!
IT'S THE RULE.
THE CODE'S SO IMPORTANT,
NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO USE IT.
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD!
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
THE SOONER I CAN CONVINCE
NUMBUH 5 TO USE THAT CODE, THE
SOONER MY BUTT WILL BE OUT OF
COUNT SPANKULOT'S RANGE.
BUT NUMBUH 5 ORDERED US TO
STAY HERE.
FORGET ORDERS! I'M GONNA...
NUMBUH 4, YOU STAY HERE.
I'LL FIND NUMBUH 5 MYSELF.
OH!
I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND
SPANKULOT WITH THIS THING.
NOW IT SAYS THERE ARE THREE
INTRUDERS IN THE TREEHOUSE.
STUPID PIECE OF JUNK!
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS,
NUMBUH 5.
NUMBUH 1 IS UNCONSCIOUS,
THE OTHERS ARE USELESS,
I CAN'T FIND THE COUNT,
AND WE'RE LOCKED IN THE
TREEHOUSE WITH NO WAY OUT.
[ SIGHS ]
I COULD ALWAYS USE THE QUADRUPLE
EMERGENCY BYPASS CODE.
OH, WHAT AM I THINKING?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THAT
UNDER ANY CONDITION.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY.
AAAAH!
[ PADDLING ]
[ SIGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT NO OTHER
CHOICE.
MAN, NUMBUH 1 WOULD FREAK IF HE
KNEW I WAS GOING TO DO THIS.
NUMBUH 5, I THINK YOU DROPPED
THIS.
NUMBUH 1!
OH, MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
- BUT DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT - THING.
IT'S USELESS.
NONSENSE. IT'S WORKING FINE.
SEE?
NAH, IT'S STILL BUSTED.
IT SAYS THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN
THIS ROOM, BUT WE'RE THE ONLY
ONES IN HERE.
THEN ONE OF US MUST BE...
A SPANK-HAPPY VAMPIRE!
WHOA-HO-HO!
AAAAAAAH! OOH!
I GOT TO TELL THE OTHERS!
[ PANTING ]
WHAT'S WRONG?
IT'S NUMBUH 1!
HE'S A VAMPIRE!
[ ALL GASP ]
I COME IN THE NIGHT TO SPANK
ALL NAUGHTY CHILDRENS WHO BREAK
THE RULES.
AND YOU HAVE BEEN BAD, NUMBUH 5.
NUMBUH 5 HAS BEEN BAD?
THOSE WHO USE THE QUADRUPLE
EMERGENCY BYPASS CODE MUST BE
PUNISHED AND TRANSFORMED, JUST
LIKE THE OTHER NAUGHTY CHILDRENS
IN THIS TREEHOUSE.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD!
AND MUST BE PUNISHED!
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
BIG-BOTTOM VAMPIRE MONKEY?
AAAAAAAAH!
- [ VAMPIRES LAUGHING EVILLY ] - >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
NUMBUH 1, COUNT SPANKULOT DID
THIS TO YOU.
YOU'D NEVER SPANK ANOTHER KID.
YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT IT!
BUT I MUST SPANK NAUGHTY...
I... I...
NO!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD AND SHALL FEEL
THE STINGY WRATH OF
NIGEL SPANKULOT!
NOT TONIGHT!
WHAT?! WHY NOT?
BECAUSE TONIGHT IS OVER!
WHAT?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
YIIIIIIIIIIIII!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SO, FOR SENDING ME TO THIS
JAIL, I USED MY EVIL HYPNOTIC
POWERS TO LURE NUMBUH 1 HERE,
WHERE I ADMINISTERED THE HAND OF
JUSTICE TO HIS BACKSIDE!
BUT THIS TIME, I REMOVED MY
GLOVE IN ORDER TO TRANSFORM HIM
INTO A SPANK-HAPPY VAMPIRE LIKE
MYSELF!
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THE ONLY WAY TO TRANSFORM
HIMSELF BACK IS TO SPANK ME!
[ LAUGHS ]
BUT I'M IN HERE AND HE'S OUT
THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
SO, CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB NOW?
HUH? CAN I? CAN I? HUH? HUH?
PLE-E-E-E-ASE?
FORGET IT.
WE GOT A RULE... NO VAMPIRES
IN THE CLUB.
FORGET THE RULES!
ALL RIGHT, MAN!
YOU'RE IN!
EXCELLENT!
♪ I'M IN THE CLUB
HOLD IT, COUNT.
HUH?
YOU JUST BROKE THE RULES,
BABY.
LOOKS LIKE YOU...
COULD USE...
A GOOD...
SPANKING!
AAAAH!
[ PADDLING ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1.