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MY FELLOW OPERATIVES AND
COMRADES IN KIDDOM, AS NUMBAH
362, SUPREME KIDS NEXT DOOR
LEADER, IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO
WELCOME YOU TO...
CADETS NEXT DOOR GRADUATION!
[ CHEERING ]
CONDUCTING EACH NEW GROUP OF
CADETS...
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOMMY?
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, BUT MY
STUPID BROTHER AND HIS STUPID
FRIENDS WON'T EVEN SHOW UP.
THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL OFF HAVING
A "WE DON'T LIKE TOMMY" ICE
CREAM PARTY OR SOMETHING.
UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO THE
RECENT THEFT OF THE ESSENTIAL
KND CODE MODULE WHILE A CERTAIN
OPERATIVE WAS HAVING A SLUMBER
PARTY INSTEAD OF GUARDING IT, WE
CAN'T TECHNICALLY INDUCT OUR
GRADUATED CADETS INTO THE
SUPERINCREDIBLY BIG
COMPUTER-MABOB.
I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT
THAT.
WE CAME TO SEE MY LITTLE
BROTHER GRADUATE.
SO, WE THOUGHT WE'D BRING A
LITTLE GRADUATION GIFT, COURTESY
OF THE DEFEATED CHILDREN FROM
DOWN THE LANE.
AND WHAT A GIFT IT IS.
KIDS NEXT DOOR CODE MODULE.
CONNECTION VERIFIED.
[ CHEERING ]
YEAH!
WELL, THEN, WE MIGHT AS WELL
START WITH...
TOMMY GILLIGAN.
[ GASPS ]
WISH ME L-LUCK.
TOMMY, DO YOU SWEAR TO BATTLE
ADULT TYRANNY WITHOUT CAUSE,
WITHOUT FAIL, AND WITHOUT REST,
EXCEPT FOR COOKIE BREAKS?
- >> CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO - DIE.
VERY WELL.
YOU MAY NOW INSERT YOUR GENETIC
MATERIAL INTO THE CODE MODULE
AND REGISTER WITH THE
SUPERINCREDIBLY BIG
COMPUTER-MABOB.
WITH THIS BOOGER, I DO HEREBY
EAGERLY ENTER THE GRAND
TREE HOUSE OF THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR.
IF I DO NOT LIVE UP TO THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR CODE OF BRAVERY,
STRENGTH, AND ALL-NIGHT
CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE PARTIES,
LET THIS BOOGER BE REPLACED BY
ANOTHER WORTHIER KID'S BOOGER,
AND BANISH ME FROM THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR FOREVER!
I CHOOSE THE CODE NAME...
NUMBAH "T"!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
"T's" NOT A NUMBER, LOSER!
BUT I WANT TO BE NUMBAH "T"!
I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA!
I WANNA BE "T"!
GENETIC MATERIAL ACCEPTED.
COMMENCING UPLOAD TO
SUPERINCREDIBLY BIG
COMPUTER-MABOB.
WELCOME TO THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR, OPERATIVE...
NUMBAH "T."
YOU SHALL SERVE KIDS
EVERYWHERE FROM YOUR TREE HOUSE
HEADQUARTERS IN...
SECTOR "B."
WELCOME TO THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR, NUMBAH, UH, "T."
[ CHEERING ]
ALL RIGHT!
THAT PIP-SQUEAK GOT DUMPED ALL
THE WAY IN SECTOR B!
WHAT KIND OF A LAME-O POST IS
THAT?
WE'RE SECTOR "B," EINSTEIN.
OH.
THANKS, EVERYBODY.
I WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS
DAY... THE DAY WHEN I'D BECOME A
TOTALLY COOL...
SO, THE LITTLE BRAT WHO
THWARTED ME EARLIER HAS FINALLY
JOINED HIS FRIENDS'
CLUBBY-WUBBY JUST IN TIME FOR
ITS UTTER DESTRUCTION.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MY DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN?
Together: [ Monotone ] YES,
FATHER.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
BEN?
[ YIPS ]
BAD DOG. BAD.
I SAID BAD... DOG?
[ GASPS ]
YOU... JUST MADE A BIG
MISTAKE, YOUNG MAN!
A BIG MISTAKE!
YOU'LL FIND AS YOU PROGRESS
IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR THAT THE
REWARDS GROW AS YOU DO.
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
I'M FINALLY A KID NEXT DOOR, AND
I'M IN THE COOLEST SECTOR EVER!
I'M GOING TO GET A ROOM NEXT TO
NUMBAH 1, AND WE'LL HANG OUT ALL
THE TIME AND PLAY GAMES AND
FIGHT BAD GUYS!
POW! BAM! BOOM!
AND EVERYTHING!
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, HUH?
HUH? HUH?
WHAT?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S MY
BROTHER.
ATTENTION...
THIS IS NUMBAH 88.
FATHER'S DEVICE IS OPERATIONAL!
HE'S GOT THE... AYY, NO, NO, NO.
[ CROWS ]
[ GASPS ]
WE'VE LOST THE SIGNAL!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE
STATIONS!
[ ALARM BLARES ]
SECTOR "B," YOU'RE WITH ME.
OH, MY FIRST MISSION!
HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
LOCK AND LOAD, YOU BABIES!
I WANT 17 KIDS ON EVERY WING IN
THIS 2-5-4 FLEET.
DO YOU GET ME?
WE GET YOU, SIR.
IT'S ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY IN
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
A DAY IN THE KND IS A DAY OUT OF
SCHOOL.
EVERY MEAL IS ICE CREAM, EVERY
SHOW'S A CARTOON, EVERY
FORMATION'S A DODGE-BALL GAME.
I LOV THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
ALL BATTERIES ON MY MARK.
FIRE!
IT'S NO GOOD, SIR.
THE MANSION'S ARMORED UP.
- >> THEN LET'S GIVE THEM A TASTE - OF OUR MISSILES.
LET'S GO, GO, GO!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
TARGET IN SIGHT.
GET 'EM. LET'S GO!
THIS IS NUMBAH 86.
I'D SAY WE'VE GOT THEIR
ATTENTION...
BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE
CAN HOLD THEM BACK!
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL MAKE IT COUNT.
OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.
NUMBAH 88 IS UNDERCOVER CHECKING
OUT A RUMOR THAT FATHER WAS
TURNING HIS ENTIRE MANSION INTO
A SINGLE, HUGE, WEAPONS SYSTEM.
KNOWING FATHER, IT MUST BE A
DEVICE TO TURN US ALL INTO
ADULTS.
EXACTLY.
- I'M SENDING YOUR TEAM IN TO TAKE - OUT THAT DEVICE.
- DON'T TAKE CHANCES ON THIS ONE, - GUYS.
GEAR UP IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS.
WHAT?
SHE MEANT THESE BIRTHDAY
SUITS, TOMMY... THE KIND THAT
KEEP YOU FROM AGING.
WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
KNOW THAT?
I'M NEW HERE.
THAT'S OKAY.
WE DIDN'T HAVE A SUIT FOR YOU
YET ANYWAY.
- JUST STAY HERE AND COVER OUR - REAR.
HE SHOULD COVER HIS OWN REAR
WHILE HE'S AT IT.
- [ LAUGHTER ] - >> YEAH.
AHH!
UH [CLEARS THROAT] NU... NUMBAH
"T," [CLEARS THROAT] I, UH, I-I
NEED TO ATTEND TO THE TROOPS.
CARRY ON.
STUPID OFFICERS.
I'M A GRADUATED OPERATIVE.
I'M JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OF THEM!
IT WOULD SERVE THEM RIGHT IF I
WENT OFF AND SAVED THE DAY ALL
BY MYSELF.
HMM.
AHH.
OUR GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED.
GO FORTH AND SUPERVISE THE
BATTLE, MY DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
I WISH TO GIVE SECTOR "B" THE
BENEFIT OF MY FULL ATTENTION.
- [ THUD ] - >> UGH!
WATCH IT.
THE AGINGIZATION DEVICE
SHOULD BE AROUND HERE.
WHERE?
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
OH, THAT'S A LOT B... AHHH!
[ GASPS ]
HELLO AND GOODBYE!
AHHHH!
I'M COMING, GUYS!
[ ALL SHOUTING, GASP ]
[ PANTS ]
AWWW!
I'M SO VERY GLAD YOU COULD
VISIT ME TODAY BECAUSE I WANT TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL
CHANGE YOUR LIVES FOREVER!
[ GASPS ]
KIDS NEXT DOOR, ACTIVATE YOUR
BIRTHDAY SUITS... FULL
PROTECTIVE POWER.
TOUGH LUCK, FATHER.
OUR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY MAKES US
IMMUNE TO ANY KIND OF RAY-BASED
AGING EFFECT.
YES!
I'M IMPRESSED... OR RATHER I
WOULD BE IF I HAD WANTED TO
CHANGE YOUR AGES!
IF?
IF THIS THING DOESN'T CHANGE
AGES, THEN WHAT IN THE HE...
AYYY!
AYYYYYY!
[ GASPS ]
WHY WOULD I WANT YOU BRATS TO
JOIN ME IN GLORIOUS ADULTHOOD?
YOU'VE ANNOYED ME ENOUGH AS
LITTLE CHILDREN.
UH, NUMBAH 1, UH...
THIS DOESN'T LOOK SO... AHHHH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OHHH! THAT'S HORRIBLE!
HORRIBLE?
ADORABLE!
HEY, THAT RHYMES!
♪ HORRIBLE, ADORABLE
AHHH!
[ TRILLS ]
UM, CAN'T WE WORK
SOMETHING... AHHHH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HOAGIE!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID
THIS, FATHER, BUT WE'LL STOP
YOU.
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR NEVER QUIT.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AHHH!
[ BARKS ]
NO-O-O-O-O!
KEEP FIRING, SOLDIERS!
GIVE 'EM HECK!
AHHHHHH!
SPLATIFICATION MISSILES,
FIRE!
WE CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF
FOREVER, SIR!
NUMBAH 362, WE CAN'T STOP
FATHER'S KNIGHTAMATONS!
HOLD YOUR POSITION.
I SENT IN OUR BEST TEAM TO
INFILTRATE THE MANSION.
WHO DID YOU SEND IN?
NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 5 OF
SECTOR "B."
WE'RE DOOMED.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, MAN.
FATHER'S TURNED THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR INTO ANIMALS!
AHH! WHOA!
WHOA. WAAAA!
AHH! OOH! UH! AH!
[ GRUNTING ]
I GOT TO TELL THE OTHERS...
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU
LITTLE BRAT.
HEY!
I'M KIDS NEXT DOOR NOW, SO
THAT'S BIG BRAT TO YOU,
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN
THE BLOCK!
THAT'S DOWN THE LANE.
OH, WHATEVER.
LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND
CHAT, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO
ANIMALS.
WHAT ARE YOU...
[ LAUGHS ]
TOMMY, YOU'RE A GENIU... HUH?
OHH.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
THE ANIMALIZATION EFFECT ONLY
WORKS ON KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
BUT-BUT-BUT... BUT HOW CAN IT
TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
WHO CARES?
FATHER HAS THOUGHT OF
EVERYTHING.
SO, LET'S TALK TURKEY, TURKEY.
WAHHHH!
WAAH! WAH! WAHHHHH!
- AHHH! AH-HA! AH-HA... - >> WHOA.
HOLD UP, SHORTY.
THERE'S NO TIME.
FATHER IS MEAN. HE HAS A RAY.
HE'LL CHANGE US ALL TO ANIMALS
BECAUSE THEY GOT SICK OF ME AND
MY BROTHER... OOH!
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, KID!
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY
AND ALL, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
START RUNNING AROUND LIKE A...
AHHHH!
[ BARKING ]
WELL, THAT FIGURES.
SO, WANT TO RUN AWAY
SCREAMING?
AFTER YOU.
AHHHHH!
FULL RETREAT!
FULL RE... UGH!
AHH! OH! UGH. OHH.
AHH! AHHHHH!
HOLD ON. I GOT YOU.
RUN, CHILDREN.
RUN LIKE ANIMALS.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OKAY, KIDS NEXT DOOR, THAT
ANIMAL RAY THING WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
WE NEED A PLAN TO SAVE THE FEW
REMAINING KIDS NEXT DOOR FROM
BECOMING... THIS.
I THINK WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO
RECONFIGURE OUR REMAINING
BIRTHDAY SUITS TO NULLIFY THE
ANIMALIZATION EFFECTS.
SO WHAT?
WE'LL JUST GET OUR BUTTS KICKED
AGAIN.
MAYBE, BUT WE'LL BE DESTROYED
FOR CERTAIN IF WE DO NOTHING.
- I WANT THOSE SUITS RECONFIGURED - NOW.
WE'RE GOING BACK AND SHOWING
FATHER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR!
[ CHEERS ]
TOMMY, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR
BROTHER AND HIS TEAMMATES.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I WAS GOING TO BE IN THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR WITH MY BIG BROTHER.
BUT NOW...
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT.
[ Crying ] I JUST WANT MY BIG
BROTHER BACK.
DON'T WORRY, TOMMY.
WE'LL GET SECTOR "B" BACK TO
THEIR NORMAL SELVES BECAUSE
WE'RE KIDS NEXT DOOR, AND WE
DON'T QUIT!
CAPTAIN, WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS.
HEY, WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY
SUIT?
I'M SORRY, TOMMY.
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SUITS, AND
I'M GOING TO NEED AS MUCH
EXPERIENCE AS I CAN GET ON THIS
MISSION.
NO FAIR!
I GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE, TOO!
LIKE I SAID, TOMMY, I'M
SORRY.
CAPTAIN, WE'RE 10 SECONDS
AWAY FROM THE RAY'S SPHERE.
OKAY, KIDS NEXT DOOR,
ACTIVATE BIRTHDAY SUITS.
HERE WE GO!
IT'S WORKING.
THE SUIT'S ARE ACTUALLY WORKING.
WHEW.
[ THUD ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
I... I DON'T... I...
MOO-O-O-O-O-O!
LOW FREQUENCY.
REMODULATE...
[ CHATTERS ]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ MOOING, COOING, AND
[ BARKING ]
STUPID.
I'M GOING TO TRANSFORM EVERY KID
NEXT DOOR... BOOGERHEAD FATHER!
BE BRAVE, TOMMY.
REMEMBER, THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
NEVER, EVER QUIT.
OR DO THEY?
CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER,
FATHER.
YES, MY CHILDREN.
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE FINISHED
FOREVER!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHS ]
ENOUGH!
GO CLEAN OUT THE ANIMAL PENS.
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE A POOH
MUSEUM!
AWWWW.
OH, THESE KIDS TODAY, ALWAYS
WHINING ABOUT GETTING PETS, BUT
DO THEY CLEAN UP AFTER THEM?!
NO!
HMM.
THEY'VE FORGOTTEN THE PAIL AND
POOPER-SCOOPER.
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN, GET BACK IN
HERE!
[ GRUNTS ]
I SAID GET IN HERE NOW!
[ BLEATING ]
SHEEP?
BUT... HOW!
SURPRISE, BOOGERHEAD!
I FIGURED OUT HOW YOUR DUMB
MACHINE WORKS.
YOU WANTED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR TO
CAPTURE THE CODE MODULE BECAUSE
YOU ALTERED IT TO UPLINK WITH
YOUR COMPUTER, ALONG WITH THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR'S SUPERCOMPUTER.
THAT WAY, YOUR RAY THINGY WOULD
ALWAYS KNOW TO ANIMALIZE EVERY
ACTIVE KIDS NEXT DOOR MEMORY.
SO, I DID THE SIMPLEST THING IN
THE WORLD.
I QUIT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
NOT BAD, BRAT, BUT...
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I AM NOT FINISHED YET.
JEEZ, GET SOME MANNERS, WHY
DON'T YOU?
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YEAH.
I ALSO FIGURED OUT HOW TO SIGN
YOUR SNOT-NOSED KIDS INTO THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR, SO NOW, THE ONLY
WAY TO GET THEM BACK TO NORMAL
IS TO SHUT OFF YOUR STUPID
MACHINE AND TURN EVERY KID NEXT
DOOR BACK TO NORMAL.
HMM.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
TURN YOUR KIDS BACK TO NORMAL
ALREADY.
NAH.
THOSE KIDS OF MINE ARE REALLY
ANNOYING.
THIS SHEEP THING IS PROBABLY AN
IMPROVEMENT.
MAN, YOU REALLY ARE EVIL!
YES, I KNOW.
AHHHH!
WHAT?
THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN,
TOMMY!
UGH.
WHAT THE...
[ SQUAWKS, GROWLS, AND
- [ BARKS ] - >> AHH!
WHY, YOU MANGY LITTLE... HEY!
STOP. NO. HUH. WHAT?
GET... GET OFF!
THAT'S IT!
THAT LITTLE MEATBALL HAS CAUSED
ME ENOUGH GRIEF.
THIS ENDS NOW!
HEY, COME ON, COME ON.
[ GRUNTS ] GOT IT.
WELL, THAT'S... UH-OH.
WAAAHHHHH!
YOU!
I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY THE
RUNT OF THE LITTER, AND I AM
ABOUT TO TEACH YOU A PAINFUL
LESSON... A LESSON THAT'S...
EXCUSE ME.
CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?
WHAT?!
WELCOME TO THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR!
YOU... WHAT DID YOU...
HUH?
[ GROWLS ]
AHHHH!
WELL, THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU TO
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR!
[ THUD ]
[ BLEATS ]
HOAGIE, YOU'RE BACK!
ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T ANY
WAY TO REINSTATE TOMMY?
- >> YEAH, MY LITTLE BROTHER SAVED - US ALL.
HE SHOULD BE ONE OF US.
SORRY, GUYS.
IT CAN'T BE DONE.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
IF TOMMY'S OUT, THEN I'M OUT.
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T DO
SOMETHING?
NO.
ANYONE WHO TAKES THEIR...
HEY!
I JUST THREATENED TO QUIT THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR!
YES, WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST
TIME.
YOU WERE SAYING, NUMBAH 362?
ANYONE WHO TAKES THEIR BOOGER
OUT OF THE SYSTEM IS PERMANENTLY
EXCLUDED FROM RE-ENTRY.
IT'S A COMPUTER FAILSAFE TO
PREVENT DECOMMISSIONED TEAMS
FROM REHACKING INTO OUR SYSTEM.
WELL, THAT'S JUST NO FAIR!
THAT'S OKAY, KUKI.
FROM NOW ON, I WORK ALONE.
I BRING JUSTICE TO KIDS IN MY
LONELY QUEST TO BRING JUSTICE TO
KIDS.
I WHISPER... WHISPER IN YOUR
EAR... "OOH, HE'S GOOD."
IF YOU KIDS NEXT DOOR EVER NEED
MY ASSISTANCE, I SHALL RETURN TO
SAVE YOU ALL OVER AGAIN, FOR I
AM...
THE TOMMY!
[ LAUGHS ]
HMM.
"I WORK ALONE.
I AM THE TOMMY."
[ LAUGHS ]
HE IS DEFINITELY YOUR BROTHER,
NUMBAH 2.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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