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IT'S OFFICIAL, KIDS, IT'S A
SNOW DAY!
SCHOOLS INCLUDED ARE
MYERS ELEMENTARY, KENDAL PREP,
AND... GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY!
ROCK OUT, KIDS, HAVE FUN OUT
THERE, AND THROW A SNOWBALL
FOR ME.
[ CHEERING ]
OH.
AH-CHOO!
OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SICK ON THE
ONE SNOW DAY OF THE YEAR?
AH-CHOO!
NIGEL, OLD BEAN, YOU'RE NOT
OUT OF BED, ARE YOU?
THE NEWSPAPER ADVISES LYING DOWN
AND STARING AT THE CEILING ALL
DAY WHEN YOU'RE SICK.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, OLD BOY!
LET THOSE OTHER KIDS PLAY IN THE
SNOW ALL DAY.
YOU'VE GOT A CEILING TO WATCH.
AH-CHOO!
OH...
[ CHEERING ]
THAT SNOWMAN UP TO 2x4 SPECS?
HEY, NUMBUH 2, HOW'S IT
GOING?
- >> HEY, ALLISON, GOOD TO SEE - YOU.
HERE'S GOOD PACKING SNOW FOR
THOSE SNOWBALLS, MATE.
YES, SIR, THIS IS LOOKING LIKE
ONE FINE SNOW DAY.
[ JOAQUIN SQUEAKS ]
HEY, JOAQUIN.
NUMBUHS 3 AND 5 REPORT ALL CLEAR
ON OAK STREET, AND SLEDDING
CONDITIONS ARE EXCELLENT.
COOL!
TELL THEM WE'LL ALL HOOK UP
LATER.
[ SQUEAKS ]
HEY, GUYS!
Together: HEY, LIZZIE.
MY POOR SWEETHEART, NIGIE, IS
SICK IN BED, AND I WANTED HIM TO
GET BETTER FAST SO HE CAN ENJOY
THIS PERFECT SNOW DAY WITH ME.
SO I WHIPPED UP AN EXTRA-SPECIAL
BATCH OF MY DELICIOUS HOMEMADE
CHICKEN-BANANA FRITTER SOUP.
I EVEN PUT IN EXTRA CURLY FRIES.
Together: [ GAGGING ]
YOU HAVE TO AGE THE GRISTLE
JUST RIGHT.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LADY!
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MAKE HIM
FEEL BETTER, NOT KILL HIM!
HUMPH!
SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.
AT LEAST MY NIGIE HAS A SENSE OF
TASTE.
HEH, HE WON'T AFTER HAVING A
SPOONFUL OF THAT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
- >> UH, SAY HI TO NUMBUH 1 FOR - ME.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I THOUGHT SO.
LOOK AT THEM PLAYING...
TODAY DAY OF ALL DAYS!
THEY KNOW I CALLED A SCHOOL
ASSEMBLY TODAY.
THEY KNOW THAT TODAY I CROWN MY
QUEEN!
RELEASE THE BUS WALKERS!
YES, J-JIMMY!
JIMMY?!
I AM THE FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT
FOR LIFE!
YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS
MASTER PRESIDENT!
[ CHOKING ]
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?
SORRY, I HAD A COUPLE OF
TACOS FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT.
JUST SEND THE WALKERS
ALREADY!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
ANNA, MY DEAR, ARE YOU CERTAIN
THAT NIGEL UNO IS INDISPOSED?
YES, MASTER PRESIDENT.
IT'S EASY TO ARRANGE WHEN YOUR
UNCLE HAS THE COMMON COLD.
ANNA WORTHINGTON, HOW COULD I
SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU?
NOW CALL THE HONOR ROLL!
Together: MY LIEGE.
ANNA HAS LAID THE GROUNDWORK
BY INFECTUCATING NIGEL UNO.
NOW FINISH THE JOB AND ACQUIRE
MY TARGET.
MY LIEGE.
COME, ANNA, JOIN ME AS WE
WITNESS HISTORY.
THIS DAY WILL LITERALLY BE OUR
CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ CRASHING ]
LOOK!
OH, MAN!
PRESIDENT JIMMY'S GONE TOO FAR
THIS TIME.
STOP!
HOW OFTEN DOES A SNOW DAY COME
ALONG?
ONCE A YEAR, IF WE'RE LUCKY.
WE HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL
YEAR AT SCHOOL.
WE DESERVE THIS DAY OFF.
AM I RIGHT?
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT
KIND OF LOGIC.
I CAME OUT HERE TO PLAY IN
THE SNOW TODAY.
AND I'M GONNA PLAY, EVEN IF I
HAVE TO PLAY ROUGH.
SO, ARE YOU WITH ME?
All: YEAH!
OKAY, THEN!
NUMBUH 4, SNOWBALL DEFENSES.
NUMBUH 3, STREAMLINE
ATTACKIFICATION.
NUMBUH 2, READY THE SLED WINGS!
EVERYBODY, BATTLE STATIONS!
SNOWBALL FURY!
NO!
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4, WE'LL
TAKE IT FROM HERE.
SLED WINGERS, AWAY!
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, WE DO THIS
ONE BY THE BOOK.
WATCH ME FOR THE CHANGES AND
JUST TRY TO KEEP UP.
YOU WITH ME, MAGILACUTTY?
LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN.
ROGER THAT.
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TEXTBOOKS
AND FOLLOW ME!
THEIR DEFENSES ARE TOO STRONG...
WHOA! WORLD HISTORY!
MAGILACUTTY!
NUMBUH 2, DO YOU COPY?
NUMBUH 2!
[ SIGHS ]
NUMBUH 3, IT'S YOUR SHOW NOW.
WE'LL COVER YOU.
ALL RIGHT, GANG, FIRE AWAY!
OKAY, GIRLS, LET'S GO!
Together: WHOO! WHOO! WHEE!
WHEE!
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
AW!
AAH!
NUMBUH 4, DO YOU COPY?
WHAT'S YOUR SITUATION?
[ GRUNTS ]
MUST... HOLD OUT.
I'M STILL FIGHTING TILL THE
FIGHT IS... WHOA!
NUMBUH 4!
COME ON, NIGIE, MY SOUP WILL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
I EVEN PUT IN EXTRA SCOOPS OF
COTTAGE CHEESE FOR ROUGHAGE.
AH-CHOO!
I'D REALLY RATHER NOT...
TRY IT!
BLAH! [ GAGS ]
[ CRASHING ]
WHAT'S THAT?
THAT'S THE MUD I PUT IN FOR
EXTRA MINERALS.
NOT THAT! THAT!
OH, THAT'S JUST DUMB JIMMY
TRYING TO FORCE EVERYONE TO GO
TO SOME STUPID ASSEMBLY TODAY.
I'VE GOT TO HELP THE OTHERS.
FEELING BETTER ALREADY, HUH?
I TOLD YOU MY SOUP WORKED
WONDERS.
AH-CHOO!
OHH. I'M GOING.
NIGIE!
YES?
USE THE SOUP.
WHAT?
IT'S FORTIFIED!
OH, WHATEVER.
KIDS NEXT DOOR
F.L.I.E.R.P.L.A.C.E....
FLYING LOG IGNITED EXPLOSIVE
ROCKET PLANE LIFTS AND CAREENS
EFFORTLESSLY.
GOOD LUCK, NIGIE!
HUH?
WHAT'S THIS?!
YOU TOLD ME NIGEL UNO WAS SICK.
HE IS.
HE'S GOT A TERRIBLE COLD,
I SWEAR.
WELL, HE'S ABOUT TO GET MUCH
COLDER.
BLAST HIM OUT OF THE SKY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I'M HIT!
SHIELDS AT MAX... AH-CHOO!
DEFENSES DROPPING.
AH-CHOO!
STABILIZERS OFF-LINE.
AH AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
NO ONE CAN STOP MY GLORIOUS,
ROMANTICAL PLAN NOW.
REPORT.
THE TARGET HAS BEEN ACQUIRED.
EXCELLENT.
BRING HER TO MY SHIP.
HUH?
I THOUGHT NIGEL UNO WAS THE
TARGET.
OH NO, MY DEAR.
NIGEL UNO WAS THE ONLY THING
STOPPING ME FROM ACQUIRING MY
DREAM.
MY TARGET IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN
MY TRUE BELOVED, LIZZIE DEVINE!
OHH.
AH-CHOO!
OHH.
NIGIE...
L-LIZZIE?
USE THE SOUP, NIGIE.
I CAN'T.
YOUR COOKING IS SO DISGUSTING.
USE THE SOUP.
THE SOUP.
LIZZIE!
OHH.
MASTER PRESIDENT.
YES, ANNA?
THE HONOR ROLL HAVE ARRIVED
WITH YOUR PRIZE.
YES!
OH, UM, SEE TO OUR PRISONERS,
ANNA.
I WANT NO SURPRISES TODAY,
ESPECIALLY FROM THOSE MEDDLESOME
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I WISH
TO BE ALONE.
YES, MASTER PRESIDENT.
[ GRUNTS ]
LET ME GO!
AAH!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, JIMMY?
PLEASE, DON'T CALL ME JIMMY.
I AM THE FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT
FOR LIFE, AFTER ALL.
SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
CALL YOU, BESIDES A BULLY?
OH, WE'LL GET TO THAT IN A
MOMENT.
HAVE A SEAT.
SO, TELL ME, LIZZIE, HAVE YOU
EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING A QUEEN
WHEN YOU GROW UP?
SURE!
THAT OR A REAL ESTATE APPRAISER.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I COULD
MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE TODAY?
OH, I DON'T KNOW!
HOUSING CONSTRUCTION IS WEAK
THIS QUARTER, AND THE ENTIRE
REGION IS IN A BUYING SLUMP.
NO, NO, NO!
AHEM.
YOUR DREAM OF BECOMING A QUEEN.
YOU COULD DO THAT?
YEAH, I COULD, IF INSTEAD OF
CALLING ME JIMMY, YOU CALL ME
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH!
OH, THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF
YOU TO ASK, JIMMY.
BUT I'M KIND OF SEEING SOMEONE
RIGHT NOW... NIGEL UNO.
PERHAPS YOU KNOW HIM?
BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE THERE'S SOME GIRL IN
THE FOURTH GRADE WHO WOULD LOVE
- TO GO OUT WITH YOU, DESPITE YOUR - FASHION SENSE.
ENOUGH!
I DID THIS FOR YOU!
TURNED EVIL FOR YOU!
RULED THIS SCHOOL WITH AN IRON
FIST SO YOU WOULD LIKE ME!
WELL, FORGET YOU.
I WON'T LET YOUR STUPID FEELINGS
GET IN THE WAY OF MY PLANS.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LIKE YOU.
OH, CAN'T I?
YOU SEE, THE QUEEN'S CROWN IS
REALLY A BOYFRIEND HELMET.
[ GASPS ]
YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND?
NO!
I REWIRED IT TO WORK ON YOU.
PREPARE HER FOR THE CEREMONY.
NIGIE WILL STOP YOU, SO PBHT!
I DON'T THINK SO.
IF HE SURVIVED THE CRASH, HE'LL
NEVER PENETRATE MY DEADLY
DEFENSE PERIMETER.
SO PBHT TO YOU!
PBHT!
EW BLAH BLAH!
BLAH!
MUSH! MUSH!
AH-CHOO!
MUSH!
AH-CHOO!
ALMOST THERE.
MUSH! AH-CHOO!
I'VE GOT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH
THE OTHERS.
COME ON, WE DON'T HAVE ALL
DAY.
ANY PLANS, NUMBUH 5?
WE JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET THESE SHACKLES OFF.
[ COMMUNICATOR RINGS ]
RAINBOW MONKEY RING TONES!
THAT IS SO...
LAME!
SHUT UP, NUMBUH 4.
NUMBUH 3, TRY TO REACH MY
COMMUNICATOR IN MY COAT POCKET.
OKAY!
OW!
HEY, TAKE IT EASY, GIRL!
OHH! CAREFUL!
HALT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING.
[ COMMUNICATOR RINGS ]
I DIDN'T JUST HEAR A
SUPER-CUTE RAINBOW MONKEY
COMMUNICATOR RING, DID YOU?
NOPE? I THOUGHT SO.
SEE? NOTHING.
GIVE ME THAT.
A COMMUNICATOR.
JUST WHAT I WANTED.
OH!
IT'S ALL PERFECT.
AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
ATTENDING TO SOME LAST-MINUTE
DETAILS, MASTER PRESIDENT.
ANNA, HOW COULD I HAVE
ACHIEVED MY GREATNESS WITHOUT
YOU?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
YES, MASTER PRESIDENT.
EVERYBODY SIT DOWN!
BOYS AND GIRLS, I PRESENT TO YOU
YOUR FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT FOR
LIFE.
[ BOOING ]
NOW, NOW, NO APPLAUSE.
THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR ME.
MONTHS OF PLANNING HAVE
CULMINATED IN THIS AFTERNOON'S
CORONATION OF MY QUEEN,
LIZZIE DEVINE.
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I HAVE
TURNED TOTALLY EVIL.
THAT WAS PART OF THE PLAN, AS
WAS THE IDEA TO...
AH-CHOO!
IT'S A SNOW DAY, JIMMY, AND
I'M GONNA SPEND IT... [ SNORTS ]
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
[ MUFFLED SCREAMS ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT INTO
THIS SCHOOL, BUT YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA GET OUT.
HALL MONITORS, ATTACK!
COME QUIETLY, UNO.
NOW!
BUT HOW?
NUMBUH 1, YOU MIGHT NEED
THIS.
NO!
NOW FOR MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT.
- >> LIZZIE, I'M GETTING YOU OUT - OF HERE.
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
AH!
[ GASPS ]
BOTTOMS UP, MR. UNO.
AAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU'RE TOO LATE, NIGEL.
LIZZIE IS MINE!
LIZZIE!
YOU'RE WRONG, JIMMY.
SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU.
AS LONG AS SHE'S PERMANENTLY
BRAINWASHED, I DON'T CARE.
SO LET'S FIGHT OVER HER THEN.
WE'RE COMING, LIZZIE!
THAT HELMET'S FUSING TO HER
HEAD!
GET IT OUT!
IT WON'T... COME... OFF!
HANG ON, GIRL.
FIGHT HIM!
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
IN A FEW SECONDS, LIZZIE WILL BE
MINE FOREVER.
NO! SHE'S STAY TRUE!
I... LOVE... JIMMY!
JIMMY!
JIMMY?
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, NIGIE,
MY QUEEN IS CALLING ME, AND I'D
HATE TO KEEP A LADY WAITING.
AAH!
USE THE SOUP, NIGIE.
[ RUMBLING ]
OH, MAN.
WHERE AM I?
WHAT HAPPENED?
HEY.
[ CHEERING ]
SNOW DAY!
I DON'T GET IT.
HOW DID NUMBUH 1 EVADE MY
DEFENSES?
HOW'D YOU GUYS ESCAPE FROM YOUR
SHACKLES?
I HELPED THEM.
ANNA?
BUT WHY?
THE SAME REASON I'VE WORKED
TIRELESSLY FOR YOU SEMESTER
AFTER SEMESTER.
I... I...
I LOVE YOU,
JAMES NIXON McGARFIELD.
YOU DID ALL THAT FOR ME?
YES.
I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE NEAR
YOU.
I'M SORRY, BUT NOW THAT THE
TRUTH IS OUT, MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN
TO LIKE ME WHILE WE'RE
INCARCERATED TOGETHER.
AND MAYBE I WILL LEARN WHAT
IT REALLY MEANS TO LOVE.
UCH!
GET THESE GUYS TO THE ARCTIC
PRISON BEFORE I GET TOTALLY
SICK.
- [ Mockingly ] MAYBE I'LL LEARN - TO LOVE.
OOH, I LOVE YOU!
BLECH!
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ACTING
LIKE THAT, NOT WITH ANYONE.
AAAAAAAHHHH!
AAH!
OH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
WHAT?
WHAT'D I SAY?
SERIOUSLY!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
[ HUMMING ]
HMM.
THERE.
THIS SOUP WILL HAVE YOU BACK TO
YOUR OLD SELF IN NO TIME, NIGIE.
NIGIE?
NIGIE!
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
YUMMY!