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[ SNORING ]
HMM.
AHH.
STUPID BABY WON'T KNOW WHAT
HIT HIM.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SCREAMS ]
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!
Both: HI-YAH!
- >> WHAT THE... - >> HEY, TEENAGER, LET ME POP
THAT ZIT FOR YOU.
WATCH IT!
HUH! HYAH!
AAH!
THEY KNEW WE WERE COMING.
BUT HOW?
[ GRUNTS ]
STAY STILL, SQUIRT.
GRR!
HUH. HI-YAH!
AAH!
[ CRIES ]
OOF!
THAT'S IT.
THESE KIDS ARE...
AAAAH!
WHOA.
YAAAH!
ALL RIGHT, RUNTS, TIME TO
PLAY CHICKEN.
HMM?
HAVE A BLAST, KIDS!
[ GRUNTS ]
Both: [ SCREAMING ]
[ MOANS ]
COME ON, YA PIZZA FACES.
COME GET SOME!
YEAH!
HMM?
OH, NO!
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
GUYS!
OOF!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
OW, QUIT IT.
YAH! HA HA.
GET OFF.
[ CRIES ]
HEY, WAIT UP.
MOVE IT, YOU DWEEBS.
GO, GO, GO.
LET'S GO. MOVE IT.
MOVE IT!
REPORT, NUMBUH 9.
THE TRAP WORKED, SIR.
- I MANAGED TO OBTAIN ONE OF THEIR - WEAPONS.
- BUT THE TEENS WERE TOO STRONG - FOR US.
WE MAY HAVE LOST NUMBUHS 8A AND
8B.
[ GROANING ]
I'M AFRAID THEY'VE BEEN
POXED, SIR.
WELL, YOU DID YOUR BEST.
BUT WE WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH,
WERE WE?
I'M AFRAID NOT, NUMBUH 11.
KIDS EVERYWHERE WILL BE FOREVER
VULNERABLE UNTIL WE FIND THE
- TEENAGERS' SOURCE OF CHICKEN - POX.
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 100,
WE'LL...
HUH?
CREE, HERE'S YOUR HAT, SIS.
YOU KEEP IT.
YOU DID GREAT ON YOUR SECOND
MISSION.
YOU EARNED IT, ABBY.
I-I MEAN, NUMBUH 5.
NUMBUH 100, AS TEAM LEADER OF
SECTOR "V," I TAKE FULL
RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FAILURE
OF THIS MISSION.
NO!
THIS MISSION WAS MY IDEA, CREE.
IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.
AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I
WILL LEAVE MY SECTOR AND SCOUR
THE EARTH IN A QUEST TO FIND THE
TEENS' POX!
I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER, EVER...
HELLO!
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
PRETENDING, BUT I THOUGHT YOU
KIDS WOULD LIKE A BREAK AND HAVE
SOME OF MOMMY'S HOMEMADE OATMEAL
COOKIES.
MO-O-O-O-O-M!
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A
LIFE-DEFINING SPEECH HERE!
SORRY, HON.
I'LL JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE
KITCHEN, THEN.
♪ LA-LA-LA LA LA
[ GROANS ]
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
THAT YOU'LL NEVER REST...
UNTIL YOU...
OH, YEAH.
I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER REST UNTIL
I DISCOVER THE SOURCE OF THE
TEENS' POX AND TOTALLY, UTTERLY,
COMPLETELY DESTROY IT!
[ Echoing ] DESTROY IT!
DESTROY IT!
[ SIGHS ]
BUT I GUESS I COULDN'T LIVE UP
TO MY PROMISE.
OH, DON'T BE SO HARD ON
YOURSELF, MAURICE.
YOU SPENT THREE YEARS ALONE
SEARCHING FOR THE SOURCE.
YEAH, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
DISCOVERED THAT THE TEENS GET
- THEIR CHICKEN POX FROM AN - ISLAND.
AN UNMARKED ISLAND HIDDEN IN
THE DEEP SEA, AN ISLAND THAT MAY
WELL HAVE A CHICKEN-POX CANNON
ON IT BY NOW.
DON'T WORRY, MAURICE.
WE'LL KEEP YOUR PROMISE FOR YOU.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT...
IT'S TIME TO BLOW OUT THE
CANDLES.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
MY FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR, IT'S
BEEN AN HONOR BATTLING ADULT
TYRANNY BY YOUR SIDE.
I'D LIKE TO SAY I'LL REMEMBER
YOU ALL FOREVER, BUT AS YOU
KNOW, MY DECOMMISSIONING WILL
ERASE ALL MEMORIES OF YOUR BRAVE
EXPLOITS AND OUR FUN TIMES
TOGETHER.
SO LET ME JUST THANK EACH AND
EVERY ONE OF YOU...
FOR THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.
KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!
All: KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!
NUMBUH 9, YOU CAN BLOW OUT
YOUR CANDLES NOW.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAURICE.
FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
[ CRYING HYSTERICALLY ]
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
LIKE, DUDE, DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHERE A GUY CAN GET SOME CHIPS
AND SALSA IN THIS DUMP?
COME ON, HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU
HOME, MAURICE?
WELL, OKAY, KID, BUT THERE
BETTER BE SALSA THERE.
KIDS NEXT DOOR, DISMISSED!
KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!
I GOT YOU.
I ALMOST GOT YOU.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
HEY, NUMBUH 5, HAVE YOU
THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT FOR
YOUR BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK?
NOTHING.
REALLY?
NOT EVEN A "SO HAPPY TO BE A
YEAR OLDER" RAINBOW MONKEY?
ITS JOINTS CRACK WHEN YOU
SQUEEZE IT!
AND IT SINGS "HAPPY BIRTH...
WILL YOU SHUT UP, GIRL?!
OH, I'M SORRY, NUMBUH 3, BUT I
DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY.
IT'S SO UNFAIR.
NO MATTER HOW HARD WE WORK,
WE'RE ALL GONNA TURN INTO TEENS
ONE DAY.
I-I MEAN, LOOK AT MAURICE.
HE WAS THE GREATEST OF THE
GREAT, AND I BET THOSE TEENS ARE
RECRUITING HIM RIGHT NOW.
NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NUMBUH 1?
I MEAN THAT WE CAN MONITOR
MAURICE 24/7.
WE CAN PROTECT HIM AND ENSURE
THAT HE'S NEVER RECRUITED BY
THOSE TEENAGERS.
BUT KIDS NEXT DOOR
REGULATIONS REQUIRE WE LET
DECOMMISSIONED OPERATIVES LIVE
WITHOUT INTERFERENCE.
WE CAN GET INTO SERIOUS TROUBLE.
WHO GIVES A CRUD?
MAURICE WAS OUR FRIEND.
ARE YOU GUYS SURE ABOUT THIS?
SURE ENOUGH TO SAY... KIDS
NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!
MAURICE!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?
- >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M - GOING.
SHEESH!
STUPID TRASH AND STUPID NAGGING.
THEM STUPID ORDERS IS JUST
STUPID, THAT'S ALL.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
NOTHING.
LOOKOUT TO MOBILE COMMAND...
THE SUBJECT IS SOLO.
CODE GREEN.
ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 5.
KEEP MONITORING.
HOLD IT.
WE GOT ACTIVITY.
SO, YEAH, WELL, I...
YEAH, YEAH.
[ GIGGLES ]
NO, WHEN WE WENT TO THE...
OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD!
- >> OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING - ABOUT?
HE'S JUST TALKING TO SOME
SUPERCUTE GIRL.
WHY WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM?
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS, ARE YOU?
ARE YOU CR...
AAAAH!
DON'T WORRY... IT'S JUST A
STUPID BABY CRUSH, ANYWAYS.
IT'S NOT LIKE A HOTTIE LIKE HIM
COULD EVER FALL FOR ABBY.
NUMBUH 1, CODE RED!
MOVE IT!
AAAAAH!
UH-OH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OH, YOU DELINQUENTS LOOKIN'
FOR SOME STREET FIGHTIN', HUH?
SO, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
FIGHTING THE STREET?
KIDS NEXT DOOR
U.N.D.E.R.P.O.U.N.D.... USEFUL
NEIGHBORHOOD DEVICE'S EXCELLENT
RECONFIGURATION PRODUCES
OUTRAGEOUSLY UNSTOPPABLE NOISY
DESTRUCTIVENESS.
WHOA!
[ SCREAMING ]
UGH!
HEADS UP, GUYS!
SOPHOMORE SQUAD, ATTACK!
[ GRUNTING ]
SO, YOU WANNA GO TO THE TEEN
PEP RALLY OR WHAT?
- >> [ CHUCKLES ] - UH...
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
OH, THAT'S JUST A STREET
FAIR.
BUT WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE
EXPLOSIONS?
THEY'RE, UM, VERY PATRIOTIC.
SO, YOU COMING, HUH?
UH... I GUESS SO.
THATABOY.
[ WHISTLES ]
LOOK OUT!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
GET IN!
NO, DON'T TAKE MAURICE!
UH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT...
AAAAH! OOF!
STEP ON IT.
[ PANTING ]
TAKE THIS PARTY UPSTAIRS!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
YAH-EEE-YAH!
WHOA!
UH, WHO'S THAT?
- >> OH, UH, IT'S NO ONE YOU KNOW, - SWEETIE.
- [ CHUCKLES ] - >> [ GROANING ]
HELLO, SIS.
SAY CHEESE.
[ GASPS ]
[ CLUCKS ]
HEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE...
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
YO.
WHAT'S UP?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
DUDE, JENNA ON BOAT SIX IS
TOTALLY GONNA WATCH THE
SUBMARINE RACES WITH ME TONIGHT.
SWEET!
OH, YEAH.
LOOKIN' GOOD.
STEADY AS SHE GOES, DUDE, AND
CRANK UP THOSE TUNES.
- >> ♪ I HATE KIDS - ♪ KIDS ARE BRATS
- ♪ KIDS ARE STUPID - ♪ I HATE KIDS
- ♪ MASTER OF CRUSHIN' STUPID, - STUPID KIDS ♪
♪ I HATE KIDS A LOT
♪ DUMB, DUMB KIDS
DUDE.
GLAD WE'RE NOT ON THAT SHIP.
OR THAT ONE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Both: DU-U-U-U-U-DE!
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
DUDE, THAT'S, LIKE, OUR SHIP
BLOWING UP!
LIKE, TOTALLY ABANDON SHIP!
AAAAH!
AAAAAAAH!
HUH, HUH, UH.
WHOA.
DUDE, CAN I, LIKE, HELP YOU?
I WANT TWO THINGS... MY
FRIEND MAURICE BACK AND THE BUTT
OF THE GIRL WHO DID THIS TO ME!
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
AAAAAAAH!
POX!
Y-YOU GOT THE CHICKEN POX.
WHERE ARE THEY?
CHICKEN POX ISLAND.
THEY'RE BOTH ON CHICKEN POX
ISLAND.
AND WHERE IS THAT?!
- >> I'M TOTALLY NOT ALLOWED TO - TELL.
Y-YOU MIGHT RUIN THE PLAN.
WHOA!
[ GROWLS ]
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
THESE ARE THE COORDINATES THEY
GAVE US.
THEY'RE RIGHTEOUS, I SWEAR.
GOOD BOY.
NOW YOU BETTER CALL YOUR MAMA,
TEENAGER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA
NEED A NEW RIDE HOME.
KIDS NEXT DOOR
M.A.R.B.L.E.... MUSTARDY
ARMAMENT RELEASES BIG, LOUD
EXPLOSION.
HURRAH!
WHOA!
[ COUGHS ]
IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
OH, YEAH.
SWEET!
♪♪♪
EMPTY.
10 MILLION CHICKEN COOPS AND NO
CHICKENS.
WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY UP TO?
NOT UP TO, SIS... DOWN TO.
WHOA!
AAAH! UGH.
OKAY, CREE, WHERE IS MAU...
RICE?
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
[ GASPS ]
OH, NO, GIRL!
DON'T TELL ME YOU BUILT THE
CHICKEN-POX CANNON!
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE
ME USE IT ON ALL YOUR BRATTY
LITTLE FRIENDS.
ARGH!
I'VE INVITED EVERY KID IN
TOWN TO A STREET FAIR WITH PONY
RIDES AND EVERYTHING ELSE
SNOT-NOSED BRATS LOVE.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ENTER THE
COORDINATES IN THE TARGETING
COMPUTER, FIRE THE CANNONS,
AND... BAM! EVERY KID IN TOWN
WILL BE BEDRIDDEN FOR THREE
WEEKS!
FINALLY US TEENAGERS CAN ENJOY
OURSELVES WITHOUT YOU STUPID
BRATS ALL BARGING INTO OUR ROOMS
AND READING OUR DIARIES AND
STUFF.
THREE WHOLE WEEKS!
OH, AND THAT INCLUDES WEEKENDS.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL.
NO TEEN IS GONNA WANT TO MISS
IT.
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA
BROADCAST A LIVE FEED OF THE
STRIKE DURING THE GIANT PEP
RALLY AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.
HOW COOL IS THAT?
CREE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO
THAT.
WHY NOT?
AND PLEASE DON'T SAY IT'S
BECAUSE I'M CHICKEN.
NO, BECAUSE I SWORE TO AN OLD
FRIEND THAT I WOULDN'T LET YOU.
UGH!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
AAAAAAH!
GRRR!
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
AAAAH!
WHOA!
AAAAH!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS ENDS TODAY!
AFTER I BLOW THIS CANNON
SKY-HIGH, I'M TAKING YOU IN SO
YOU CAN FINALLY BE
DECOMMISSIONED!
HAH!
DON'T DO THAT.
MAURICE?
HE'S ONE OF US NOW, GIRL.
IN FACT, I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL
HE WAS A TEEN TO USE MY CANNON,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO POX UP
SUCH A PRETTY FACE, DID I,
SWEETIE?
AW, CREE, YOU'RE MAKING ME
BLUSH.
SO, WHATCHA GONNA DO,
CRAB-AGAIL?
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
I-I...
I GIVE UP.
SAY AGAIN?
I GIVE UP.
WHAT'S THE POINT?
MY SISTER'S A TEEN.
THE GREATEST KID NEXT DOOR I
EVER KNEW IS A TEEN.
AND I'LL BE A TEEN SOON ENOUGH.
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME.
I'M PRACTICALLY A TEEN NOW.
I CAN'T KEEP FIGHTING IT.
I JUST... I GIVE UP.
OH, ABBY, YOU HAVE NO
[SNIFFLES] IDEA HOW LONG I'VE
WAITED TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
COME GIVE YOUR BIG SISTER A HUG.
OH!
- [ LOUD EXPLOSION ] - HUH?
[ GASPS ]
YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!
YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE, GIRL!
I DIDN'T.
LOOK OUT!
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE HERE.
WHERE?
AAAH.
A-A-A-ABBY!
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
NEVER GIVE UP.
NO!
I'VE GOT CLASS PICTURES NEXT
WEEK!
WHOA!
WE GOTTA STOP THE CANNON
BEFORE IT FIRES.
RELAX.
BUT THE KIDS AT THE FAIR...
TRUST ME.
EVERYBODY BAIL!
OH, WOW!
[ SCREAMING ]
LOOK!
[ CHEERING ]
BYE BYE, BIRDIES.
WHAT GIVES?
IT, LIKE, TOTALLY MISSED.
LIKE, WHERE IS THE PAIN AND
SUFFERING, PEOPLE?
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PLAN,
CREE, THE 99-1/2-AND-3/4-CENTS
STORE?
OH, SHUT UP STACEY.
THERE.
A FEW YEARS LATE, BUT I KEPT MY
PROMISE.
BUT HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER
THAT?
YOUR MEMORY WAS ERASED WHEN YOU
WERE DECOMMISSIONED.
I WASN'T REALLY
DECOMMISSIONED.
I'M NOT PERMITTED TO TELL YOU
EVERYTHING, BUT A FEW OF US HAVE
BEEN SELECTED TO REMAIN
KIDS NEXT DOOR AFTER OUR 13th
BIRTHDAYS.
WE ACT AS A SUPERSECRET, COVERT
UNIT THAT INFILTRATES TEEN AND
EVEN ADULT FACILITIES TO GATHER
INFORMATION FOR THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR GLOBAL COMMAND.
WOW.
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE,
NOT EVEN IF THEY'RE IN YOUR
SECTOR.
GOT IT?
GOOD.
AND WHO KNOWS... PLAY YOUR CARDS
RIGHT, YOU MIGHT BE SELECTED TO
JOIN US ON YOUR 13th BIRTHDAY.
NOW GET OUTTA HERE, ABBY.
I GOTTA FINISH THIS THING OFF.
OOF!
GOOD LUCK, MAURICE.
YOU'RE STILL THE BEST THERE IS.
[ LOUD EXPLOSION ]
NUMBUH 5, WE RECEIVED YOUR
DISTRESS CALL AND YOUR
COORDINATES.
WE GOT HERE AS FAST AS WE COULD.
DISTRESS CALL?
I DIDN'T SEND ANY...
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
THANKS, NUMBUH 1!
DUDE, I AM SO NOT ON THE CREW
TEAM.
YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY RUNNING
AROUND WITH THE CHICKEN POX.
YOU'LL CATCH THE ROOSTER POX AND
TURN PURPLE, SILLY.
WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
NUMBUH 5, WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S A SECRET, KUKI.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'T THE YOUNG MAN WITH
THE FLOWERS AND THE STEMS.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
HI, DR. LINCOLN.
IS CREE HOME?
WELL, SURE, SHE IS.
SHE'S RECOVERING FROM THE
CHICKEN POX IN THE LIVING ROOM
WITH THE SISTER ON THE COUCH.
[ MUMBLES ]
OH, CREE!
YOU GOT A VISITOR.
[ GASPS ]
HEY, CREE.
OH, MAURICE.
ARE THESE FLOWERS FOR MOI?
SORRY ABOUT YOUR ILLNESS.
OH, NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE
SORRY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
I KNOW IT AIN'T MY FAULT.
Listen, Maurice, I've got a
new plan to punish those
K.N. dorks, but I need your
help.
SURE, CREE.
I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.