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[ SNORING ]
HEY!
HMM?
LOOK!
HALT! WHO GOES THERE?
I SAID HALT!
OKAY, JACK, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
[ GROANING ]
HUH?
AN INTRUDER!
HUH?
HOO-AH!
ATTACK!
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW SO
HARD.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SOBBING HYSTERICALLY ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
SO, THE DODGEBALL WIZARD.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO P.S. 182?
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE
BRAT.
THE FULFILLMENT OF MY 64-YEAR
QUEST TO PROVE THAT AN ADULT IS
THE GREATEST DODGEBALL PLAYER
EVER!
AND ONCE I DEFEAT YOU, I WILL BE
THAT ADULT!
IMPRESSIVE... FOR A KID.
OH!
AAH!
DEFEAT ME, YOU MIGHT, BUT THERE
IS A STRONGER CHILD.
WHO?
TELL ME, WHO?
THE BOY CALLED BEETLES.
AAH!
SO, AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
THERE IS STILL ANOTHER.
I WILL FIND THIS BEETLES.
I WILL FORCE HIM TO CHALLENGE
ME, AND I WILL KICK HIS SMALL,
ROUND BEHIND!
SO SWEAR I, THE DODGEBALL
WIZARD!
- >> BLAM! I BLASTED ONE IN THE - LEG.
- THEN BOOM! ANOTHER ONE WENT - DOWN.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT,
NUMBUH 2.
IT WAS THE MOST AWESOMEST
DODGEBALL GAME EVER.
I DON'T KNOW, NUMBUH 4.
WHEN THE FIRST GRADERS TOLD YOU
TO GO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN
SIZE, I DON'T THINK THEY MEANT
FOR YOU TO CHALLENGE A BUNCH OF
KINDERGARTNERS.
AH, RUBBISH.
THE YOUNGER YOU ARE, THE BETTER
YOU ARE AT DODGEBALL.
IT'S A PROVEN FACT.
THAT'S WHY NO ADULTS CAN PLAY
THE GAME.
AND YOU GET THESE FACTS
WHERE, EXACTLY?
I MAKE THEM UP.
THAT WAY, I KNOW THEY'RE TRUE.
MOM? DAD?
JOEY?
I-I THINK YOU BETTER TAKE A
LOOK AT THIS.
I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I KNOW.
IT'S JUST TERRIBLE.
NO, I MEAN I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
WHAT'S THAT WORD?
IT SAYS, "I HAVE YOUR MOM AND
DAD AND BABY BROTHER.
MEET ME ON TOP OF DODGEBALL
TOWER OR ELSE."
SIGNED "THE DODGEBALL WIZARD."
OH, YEAH?
WELL, WE'LL PLAY, ALL RIGHT,
ONLY THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL.
HOW CAN IT BE PERSONAL?
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET THE GUY.
OH, I KNOW.
I JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY
THAT.
THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL.
[ MUTTERING ]
OH, DEAR ME!
BETTER WAKE UP BABY JOEY, DEAR.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO MISS ANY OF
THE MAGIC SHOW.
WAKE UP, MY LITTLE ROO.
THE NICE MAGICIAN'S GONNA DO
SOME TRICKS FOR US.
OH, MR. MAGIC, IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR A VOLUNTEER TO SAW
IN HALF TONIGHT, I'M YOUR MAN.
THIS IS NOT A MAGIC SHOW!
I HAVE CAPTURED YOU TO LURE THE
GREATEST DODGEBALL PLAYER IN THE
WORLD TO THIS ARENA AND BATTLE
HIM FOR HONOR AND GLORY.
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE
TOMFOOLERY OF A MERE MAGICIAN?!
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE AN ILLUSIONIST THEN.
AHHHH!
HEY, YOU IN THE DRESS!
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET THE
CRUD OUT OF DODGE... BALL... UH,
PLACE?
OY!
NO MORE LINES FROM YOU.
AHH!
THE ONE CALLED BEETLES.
I WAS EXPECTING
SOMEONE... SMARTER-LOOKING.
WELL, HARDY HAR HAR.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'VE GOT DODGEBALL IN ME BLOOD.
I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF SUPER
CHAMPION DODGEBALLERS FROM BACK
WHERE DODGEBALL WAS DISCOVERED.
EWW!
YES, IN THE SACRED LAND OF...
AAH!
NO MORE PICKLED HERRING FOR ME,
MOMMY.
I'VE GOT A TUMMYACHE.
COOL ONYA!
WHAT AN OPENING ACT!
THAT WAS THE BEST OF THE
BEST?
OH, WELL.
I WIN!
I HAVE PROVED ONCE AND FOR ALL
THAT ADULTS RULE THE DODGEBALL
COURT!
OH!
[ BABBLING ]
AAH! WHAT?
[ BABBLING ]
NUMBUH 4, WAKE UP!
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.
WHO'S THE BABY ON THE LEDGE?
YOU ARE.
WHERE THE BABY ON THE LEDGE GO?
OH, GYM SHORTS!
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN... OH!
NOW, THERE'S A CLEVER MAGIC
TRICK.
SNAP OUT OF IT, NUMBUH 4.
YOU'RE MISSING EVERYTHING.
MMM, IT'S SO GOOD.
YAAAAH!
AND ON YOUR LEFT...
ENOUGH!!
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
CRIKEY!
- LOOK AT EVERYONE LEAVING THE - CITY.
THEY'RE GONNA MISS THE BIG
FINALE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
AAH!
HMM?
YES!
I DID IT!
I AM THE BESTEST, BESTEST,
BESTEST DODGEBALL PLAYER IN THE
ENTIRE WORLD!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO-HOO, MAMA!
BREAK IT DOWN.
GO, WIZARD, GO, WIZARD, GO,
WIZARD.
OH, YEAH!
[ BABBLING ]
NO!
THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE.
IT CANNOT BE!
AAH!
OH! [ SOBBING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BURPS ]
DO YOU SUPPOSE DINNER'S AS
GOOD AS THE SHOW?
I HOPE SO, DEAR.
I'M AS HUNGRY AS A WOMBAT.
[ GROANING ]
YOU BROKE MY NOSE!
I'M TELLING MY MOM!
I SHOWED HIM THE DOOR.
TOLD YOU IT'S IN MY BLOOD.
YEAH, BUT...
NO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M GREAT.
[ BABBLING ]
AW, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
MY BABY BRO WANTS SOME TIPS ON
HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL FROM THE
MASTER.
AAH!
NUMBUH 4?
DOES ANYONE HAVE A CHILI DOG?
[ MONKEYS SCREECHING ]
Together: [ Monotone ]
FINALLY, WITH THIS LAST PIECE OF
THE PUZZLE, WE CAN BREAK THE
MAGERIFIC CODE AND ACHIEVE OUR
GREATEST DESIRE!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
OUR GREATEST DESIRE IS TO
ACHIEVE THE WORLD'S RECORD FOR
KICKING YOU CREEPS IN THE PANTS,
SO HAND OVER THAT TABLET BEFORE
WE GO FOR THE GOLD.
Together: IF IT ISN'T THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WHAT AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE...
FOR YOU, THAT IS.
OH!
AAH!
[ GROANING ]
Together: WE'D LOVE TO STAY
HERE ON RAINBOW MONKEY ISLAND
WITH YOU KIDS NEXT DOUBT, BUT
YOU GUYS ARE THE PITS!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I LOVE IT WHEN THEY MAKE BIG,
- FAT, STUPID TARGETS LIKE... - >> NO!
YOU MIGHT HIT THE TABLET.
NUMBUH 3 IS RIGHT.
YOU GUYS GET BACK TO THE SHIP,
AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN PERSONALLY.
Together: KEEP STILL, YOU
PEST.
I'LL STAND STILL LONG ENOUGH
TO...
Together: COME ON, NIGEY.
CAN'T BREAK THE TABLET.
Together: WHAT THE... WHAT
ARE YOU...
HYAH!
NUMBUH 5, COME IN.
I HAVE THE TABLET.
LISTEN CAREFULLY.
THE CODE IS...
[ GROANING ]
WHOO!
Together: [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ GROANING ]
IS THAT PART OF THE CODE?
HEY, NUMBUH 1!
[ MONKEYS CHITTERING ]
[ THUMPING ]
- >> KIDS NEXT DOOR - E.L.E.P.H.I.N.D.E.R.... ENORMOUS
LUMBERING ELECTRIC PACHYDERM
HELPS INSTIGATE NAIL BITINGLY
DARING EMERGENCY RESCUES.
COME ON! HURRY!
HE'S BEEN ON THIS ISLAND FOR,
LIKE, FOREVER AND A HALF!
AND HE'S GOT THE CODE!
HOLD ON.
PICKING UP SOMETHING.
HE'S... THAT WAY!
ALL RIGHT!
STAMPEDE ACTION ACTIVATED.
[ TRUMPETING ]
STOP!
WHAT THE...
NUMBUH 1!
HE'S EVAPORATED!
AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW
THE CODE!
[ CRYING ]
KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO.
NUMBUH 1 JUST TOOK HIS CLOTHES
OFF, THAT'S ALL.
THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHY?
UH, I GOT ANOTHER QUESTION.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THEM?
RUN!
OH, NO.
[ ROARING ]
AAH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
IS THAT...
NUMBUH 1?
[ HOOTING ]
UH... HEY, THERE, NUMBUH 1.
[ ROARING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
UH...
UH, NICE LEAVES YOU'RE WEARING.
THEY'RE, UH, VERY JUNGLEY.
[ SNIFFING ]
WHOO-HOO!
HEY! HEY!
CUT IT OUT! QUIT!
STOP IT!
NUMBUH 5 SAYS WE GET NUMBUH 1
OFF THIS ISLAND BEFORE HE STARTS
KISSING US AND STUFF.
YECH!
WELL, THE FIRST THING THAT
WE'LL HAVE TO DO IS APPOINT A
NEW LEADER FOR YOUR SECTOR.
WHO CARES WHO'S LEADER?
WE NEED TO GET NUMBUH 1 BACK TO
HIS OLD SELF.
WE HAVE RULES, NUMBUH 3.
ALL SECTORS MUST HAVE A LEADER,
EVEN IF IT'S TEMPORARY.
OOH! OOH! OOH!
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, NOT DOING
IT AGAIN, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
OF COURSE, NUMBUH 5.
THEN WHO'S IT GONNA BE?!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
I KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT... YOU, NUMBUH 2?
I DON'T KNOW.
LEADERS DON'T GET TO PILOT THEIR
OWN SHIPS.
I'LL PASS.
OH, PLEASE!
PLEASE, PLEASE!
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE!
HMM.
ARE YOU SURE, NUMBUH 2?
ABSOTIVELY POSILUTELY.
WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT WHO IT SHOULD BE.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
OKAY, THAT DECIDES IT.
THE NEW TEMPORARY LEADER IS...
NUMBUH 3.
ME?
OKAY!
FIRST MISSION IS GET NUMBUH 1
BACK SO HE CAN TELL ME THAT
CODE!
NUMBUH 1 KNOWS THE CODE?
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S PURE
AND SACRED, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SO?
ALL RIGHT, GENIUSES, I WANT
NIGEL UNO CURED NOW!
WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN,
BUT A BOY'S PHYSIOLOGY ISN'T
BUILT TO WITHSTAND SUCH
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO SHARING,
CARING, AND RAINBOWRIFIC LOVE.
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
I WANT THAT CODE NOW!
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE
BEST FOURTH-GRADE BIOLOGY CAN
DO.
WELL, NUMBUH 74.239, WE COULD
ALWAYS USE...
NO!
- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING - THAT.
WHY NOT?
THE EFFECTS OF ELEMENT...
NO!
THAT MIGHT KEEP HIM APE-IFIED
FOR LIFE.
IT CAN WORK.
LISTEN, YOU MITOPLASMIC
CEREBELLAMOID, I'M THE BOSS
HERE.
SAYS WHO?
I'M IN THE FIFTH GRADE AND...
WILL YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP?!
THE FOURTH GRADER STARTED IT,
RIGHT, NUMBUH 275?
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU YAMMERING
ON ABOUT?
WELL, NUMBUH 71.562 IS
SUGGESTING THAT WE USE ELEMENT
"L."
IT'S DANGEROUS, BUT WE MIGHT
BE ABLE TO SHOCK HIM BACK TO HIS
NORMAL PERSNICKETY SELF.
BUT ELEMENT "L" IS TOTALLY
UNSTABLE.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHOCK
WILL DO TO HIM, SO PBHT!
SURE, IT'S RISKY, BUT NOT
DOING ANYTHING IS WORSE.
PBHT!
[ HOOTING ]
DO IT.
YOU HEARD THE GIRL.
[ LAUGHS ]
IN YOUR FACE!
FINE, BUT WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANY CHANCES HERE.
I WANT EVERYONE BEHIND THE
BARRIERS BEFORE ELEMENT "L" IS
INTRODUCED.
[ HOOTING ]
LIZZIE, IT'S UP TO YOU.
POUR IT ON.
I-I-I JUST WANT... I WANT MY
NIGEY BACK!
[ CRYING ]
HOW'S THAT?
THATAGIRL!
[ HOOTING ]
NIGEY? OH, MY.
[ GASPS ]
WE HAVE TO ABORT!
ABORT!
IT'S TOO LATE.
AAH!
NO! STOP!
NIGEY, GET OFF ME!
OH, YOU'RE ALL SLIMY!
STOP, NIGEY!
NO! STOP!
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I
PREFER THIS NIGEY.
WE'VE FAILED.
YOU SEE NOW THE HUBRIS OF
HONORS PRE-SCIENCE.
NUMBUH 1 IS APE-IFIED FOR LIFE.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT.
NOW NUMBUH 1 WILL BE LIKE
THAT FOREVER, AND WE'LL NEVER
KNOW THE CODE!
[ CRYING ]
I DON'T GET IT.
- WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS - DUMB CODE?
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?
THE RAINBOW MONKEY CORPORATION
IS HAVING A CONTEST, AND WHOEVER
BREAKS THE SUPERHAPPY CODE OF
SHARON WINS A FREE KEY CHAIN!
A KEY CHAIN?!
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I
RISKED MY LIFE, ENDANGERED MY
TEAM, AND SPENT VALUABLE KIDS
NEXT DOOR RESOURCES SO YOU COULD
WIN A STUPID KEY CHAIN?!
BEING A KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
IT'S NOT A STUPID KEY CHAIN
HUNT.
HE'S BACK!
GOOD TO BE BACK AND ALL BUT
STOP HUGGING ME ALREADY,
SERIOUSLY.
YOU'RE MESSING UP MY LEAVES.
OH, WELL.
IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Together: OH, GOODY, GOODY.
OUR KEY CHAINS HAVE ARRIVED.
HEY, GUYS.
Together: HUH?
DO YOU MIND IF MY FRIENDS
COME OVER TO PLAY?
Together: AAH!
[ MONKEYS CHATTERING ]
OH, HERE YOU GO AGAIN.
DON'T YOU START IN WITH ME.
I TELL YOU, I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
DO, OR ELSE YOU WOULDN'T BE
LOOKING AT ME WHEN I SPEAK.
- >> ♪ LA LA LA LA - NO FIFTH GRADERS, NO FIFTH
GRADERS, NO FIFTH GRADERS.
- >> THAT'S WHY I WASN'T - LISTENING!
- NOW YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THAT WHOLE - "I'M NOT HEARING YOU" THING.
I'M RIGHT, RIGHT, NUMBUH 275?
SEE? I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT.
THERE'S NO WAY.
FOURTH GRADERS MAY KNOW A
LITTLE BIT LESS THAN FIFTH
GRADERS, BUT MOST OF THE TIME,
THEY'RE...