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THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY
DISTRESS CALL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE DISGUSTING
CREATURE ESCAPED.
VERY EMBARRASSING.
VERY EMBARRASSING, INDEED.
- >> YOUR NOOGIE RAPTOR HERE WAS - STALKING A GROUP OF
KINDERGARTNERS.
- WE CAPTURED HIM JUST AS HE BARED - HIS KNUCKLES.
NOOGIE RAPTOR?
I SEE YOU'RE AN AMATEUR
BULLY-OLOGIST.
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BULLIES, HUH?!
FILTHY BEASTS!
THEY'RE BARELY EVEN HUMAN!
[ SNARLING ]
GET BACK, YOU ANIMAL!
BACK, I SAY!
AAH!
SO, UH, WHO ARE YOU?
AND WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
NAME IS JERRY RASSIC.
AND THIS IS...
[ Echoing ] BULLY ISLAND!
I'VE CREATED THIS FACILITY AS MY
SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT.
RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST ME AND MY
SISTER LIZA HERE RAISING NEW
STRAINS OF BULLIES.
IF WE CAN ONLY FIGURE OUT WHAT
MAKES THE BULLY TICK, THEN
WEAKER KIDS MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
IN THIS WORLD.
SCIENTIST TO SCIENTIST, I'D
BE INTERESTED TO TAKE A LOOK AT
- YOUR DATA AND DISCUSS - METHODOLOGY.
UGH!
- THIS PLACE IS STARTING TO SOUND - MORE LIKE NERD ISLAND TO ME!
THIS ISLAND IS A LIVING,
BREATHING BULLY HABITAT.
WE EVEN HAVE A WEDGIE-SAURUS REX
NOW.
WHOA!
I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL IN
PERMANENT DETENTION.
ALL EXCEPT THIS ONE.
MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO MEET HIM.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, YOU'LL BOTH
LIKE THIS.
IT'S TEASY TIME.
Together: [ TRILLING ]
SPITBALL-OSAURUSES!
[ SNORTING ]
[ HISSING ]
[ SNORTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
UGH! THAT'S HORRIBLE!
JERRY, YOU'RE COMPLETELY
SURROUNDED BY BULLIES HERE.
DON'T YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT YOUR
OWN SAFETY?
NO, NO!
EVERYTHING ON BULLY ISLAND IS
PERFECTLY SAFE.
COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU.
BULLY ISLAND IS BUILT LIKE A
GIANT PRISON, KEEPING THE
ANIMALS INSIDE AND US OUTSIDE.
I ASSURE YOU, EVERYTHING IS
ABSOTIVELY, POSILUTELY...
- [ SIREN WAILING ] - OH, MY!
THAT'S FEEDING STATION
ALPHA ZERO!
MY SISTER LIZA'S THERE!
YOU HAVE TO SAVE HER!
I BEG OF YOU!
QUICK, TAKE THIS WEAPON.
IT'LL WARD OFF BULLIES BY
PROJECTING A HOLOGRAM OF THE
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.
ARE YOU SURE IT WORKS?
I'M KIND OF WEDGIE-PHOBIC.
ABSOLUTELY.
TAKE MY JEEP, AND STAY ON COURSE
USING THIS MAP.
NO PROBLEM.
WE'LL HAVE YOUR SISTER BACK
SAFELY BEFORE YOU CAN SAY
"PURPLE NURPLE."
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, NUMBUH 2.
THERE!
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
STAY CLOSE.
[ WAILING ]
NOT THAT CLOSE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ SNARLS ]
LIZA!
LIZA, IS THAT YOU?
HEY, WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU.
AAH!
I DO APOLOGIZE FOR MY
SISTER'S BEHAVIOR.
SHE'S A BIT OF A DUMMY.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH. OW.
JERRY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
REVENGE!
REVENGE FOR THE WEDGIE I GOT
BACK IN FIRST GRADE FROM YOU,
WALLABEE BEETLES!
UH... AND WHEN DID I GIVE YOU
A WEDGIE?
FIRST GRADE!
BUT BACK THEN, I LOOKED
DIFFERENT.
I LOOKED NORMAL UNTIL YOU GAVE
ME THE FIRST WEDGIE OF MY LIFE!
DOCTORS TRIED TO REMOVE THE
UNDERWEAR FOR HOURS BUT TO NO
AVAIL.
[ Crying ] AAH!
AND SO I'VE BEEN FORCED TO LIVE
WITH THE AGONY OF A PERMANENT
WEDGIE FOR LIFE.
BUT NOW, WALLABEE BEETLES, THE
UNDERWEAR IS ON THE OTHER FOOT.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OW.
I'M SORRY, HOAGIE.
WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS, BUT
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO
HANG OUT WITH A BULLY.
BYE-BYE.
[ SNARLING ]
SPITBALL-OSAURUS!
WHAT DO WE DO?!
WE'LL STAY AND FIGHT.
BULLIES RESPECT YOU MORE IF YOU
DON'T RUN.
ARE YOU WITH ME, NUMBUH 2?
NUMBUH 2?
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
AAH! NO!
I TOLD YOU TO STAY CLOSE!
[ THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS
[ APPROACHING ]
[ GROWLING ]
AAH! NO!
IT'S A WET-WILLIE MAMMOTH!
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 2, ALTHOUGH I
DON'T LIKE RUNNING, IN THIS
CASE... HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
[ SNARLING ]
ALL RIGHT, YOU CRUDDY
SPIT BOMB!
TRY SOME OF THIS!
AW, CRUD.
AAH!
[ PANTING ]
AAH!
[ ROARS ]
KEEP RUNNING!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SNARLING ]
UGH! OW!
[ SNARLS ]
I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UP!
AAH!
STOP DITCHING ME!
AAH! UGH!
OH. MAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO
COME TO THIS DUMB ISLAND ANYWAY?
I WISH BULLIES NEVER EXISTED.
BLAME YOUR OWN KIND.
IF NERDS WEREN'T SO, UH,
NERDLYISH, THEN THERE WOULD BE
NO NEED FOR BULLIES TO BE, UH,
UH, BULLYISH.
- >> DON'T TRY TO BLAME THIS WHOLE - THING ON ME.
- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE JERRY A - WEDGIE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
HE DESERVED IT!
AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT
TWERP, I'M GONNA REMOVE THAT
PERMANENT WEDGIE AND GIVE IT TO
HIM AGAIN!
WELL, SAVE SECONDS FOR ME.
YOU GOT IT.
COME ON.
YOU'LL GET OUT OF THIS YET.
CHECK IT OUT.
JERRY'S CONTROL ROOM.
QUICK, OVER THE FENCE.
[ PANTING ]
UGH-UGH UGH-UGH! UGH UGH UGH!
AAH! AAH!
NUMBUH 4! AAH!
IT'S A WEDGIE-SAURUS REX!
[ GRUNTING ]
DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES.
THEY RESPOND TO MOTION.
[ SNIFFING, GRUNTING ]
[ THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS
[ DEPARTING ]
WHEW!
[ ROARING ]
AAAAAH!
GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!
[ GROWLING ]
AW, CRUD. AAH!
PLEASE, DON'T!
NO, PLEASE!
NO! NOT THE CLASSIC WEDGIE!
AAH! NO! NOT THE REVERSE!
AY, AY, AY!
AY-AY-AY AY AY!
AAH!
NO!
WHOA. WHERE AM I?
[ WHIMPERING ]
ANYTHING BUT THE
AROUND-THE-WORLD WEDGIE!
AY AY! AY-AY-AY AY AY!
PLEASE! WHOA!
NOT THE YO-YO WEDGIE!
EEE! UGH-UGH!
UGH! AAH!
HAVE MERCY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OW.
NOW TO CONQUER THE SCIENCE FAIR.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OW.
AY!
OH, MAN, I GOT TO HELP
NUMBUH 4.
BUT HOW?
HUH?
NO, NOT THE WEDGIE ON THE
BEACH!
AAH! NO! NO!
ANYTHING BUT THE TEXAS WEDGIE!
UGH-UGH UGH-UGH UGH-UGH UGH!
NO, NOT A REGGIE WEDGIE!
STOP! STOP!
I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT CHEEKS!
HEY, WEDGIE-SAURUS!
PUT THOSE TIGHTY WHITIES DOWN.
I DID YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU.
UGH.
OH, MY BOTTOM.
OH.
[ GRUNTING ]
NO LIKE HOMEWORK.
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?!
WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP, YOU BIG,
STUPID DROOLING MONSTER!
WEDGE-A-MATIZE THEM!
[ WHIMPERING ]
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
[ GROWLS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
NUMBUH 2, I THINK YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT MORE
HOMEWORK.
[ BULLIES ROAR ]
NO!
[ BULLIES SNARLING ]
Together: HUH?
OH, NO, THOSE MONSTERS ARE
COMING FOR ME!
AW, COME ON, YOU DIDN'T THINK
I'D ABANDON YOU, DID YOU?
WELL, I SORT OF DID.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL DAY.
AAH!
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!
JUST KIDDING.
COME ON.
UGH, UGH, UGH.
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
ENJOY YOUR STAY ON BULLY ISLAND.
AW, CRUD.
JERRY'S TAKING OUR ONLY TICKET
OUT OF HERE.
[ BULLIES ROARING ]
Together: HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
HERE FOR ME?
YEAH!
UGH!
SEE YOU NEXT FALL.
Together: [ GASPS ]
AAAAAH!
AAH! UGH!
JUST MY LUCK... A FLYING WEDGIE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAH!
UGH! UGH! UGH!
HYAH!
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
PUNCH IT!
[ SNIFFLING ]
NEW FRIENDS LEAVE.
UH, NUMBUH 2, CAN YOU, UH,
PROMISE NEVER TO TELL ANY OF THE
OTHERS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THIS
MISSION IS ALL BEHIND YOU...
I MEAN, US.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS
[ APPROACHING ]
PLEASE, NO!
I CREATED YOU!
YOU CAN'T TURN ON ME!
UGHHHH! OW.
MAN, THIS FISH IS LAME!
IT DOESN'T DO NOTHING BUT JUST
SIT THERE AND BLOW BUBBLES!
STOP BOTHERING MR. FISHY,
NUMBUH 4!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING
MOVE SUPER SUMO SMACKDOWN
RAINBOW MONKEY!
UGH!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NOT LIKE THIS STUPID FISH IS ANY
FUN ANYWAY.
COME ON, YOU STUPID PIECE OF
TUNA!
DO SOME TRICKS OR SOMETHING!
[ GASPS ]
COME ON, WALLY!
YOU PROMISED TO HELP!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
PLEASE, KUKI, YOU GOT TO
BELIEVE ME!
IT WAS A BUNCH OF NINJA SHARKS!
THEY SHOT LASERS FROM THEIR
EYES!
SHH! YOU'LL WAKE MR. FISHY.
UH, I REALLY DON'T THINK
MR. FISHY IS SLEEPING.
WELL, OF COURSE HE ISN'T
SLEEPING... NOT WITH ALL THIS
RACKET GOING ON.
BUT IF WE'RE ALL REALLY QUIET
AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, MR. FISHY
CAN GET HIS BEAUTY SLEEP.
SHH.
OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD, GUYS.
IF MR. FISHY IS REALLY, YOU
KNOW, THEN IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF
TIME UNTIL YOU KNOW WHO GETS
WIND OF IT.
[ SNIFFS ]
BRING ME...
Together: FISH!
[ MEOWING ]
OH, COME ON!
I DON'T SEE WHY I HAVE TO GO AND
DUMP THIS FISH!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS
PLACE IS.
- >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHY NUMBUH 2 - IS GOING WITH YOU.
WE DON'T USE THAT PART OF THE
TREE HOUSE MUCH ANYMORE, AND
- HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW - TO GET THERE.
SO, WHILE YOU GUYS DUMP THAT
FISH, NUMBUH 1 AND I WILL GO GET
ANOTHER GOLDFISH FOR NUMBUH 3.
SHE'LL NEVER KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE.
AND WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
SO WE BETTER GET MOVING.
COME ON, NUMBUH 4.
OHH.
UGH-UGH-UGH UGH!
HUH?
HMM HMM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS
THING.
[ Singsong voice ] OH,
MR. FISHY, ARE YOU UP YET?
TOO MUCH SLEEP ISN'T GOOD FOR
YOUR CHOLESTER... AAH!
MR. FISHY, WHERE ARE YOU?!
UH, HERE, FISHY, FISHY!
HERE, FISHY, FISHY, FISHY!
HERE!
FISH-NAPPERS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, NUMBUH 2, WHERE EXACTLY IS
THIS PLACE ANYWAY?
PAST THE GAPING VALLEY OF
RUSTED SCRAP AND OVER THE
SPLINTERED STEPS OF SALVAGE, TO
THE FARTHEST EDGE OF THE
TREE HOUSE.
BEHOLD!
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
ALL THE WAY OVER THERE?
WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE THE CRAZY
OLD CAT LADY THE FISH AND SAVE
OURSELVES SOME WALKING?
NO WAY.
YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU FEED A CAT
ONCE, IT'LL JUST KEEP COMING
BACK FOR MORE.
[ GIGGLING ]
LET'S GO, NUMBUH 4.
AND BE CAREFUL.
THESE WALKWAYS ARE PRETTY OLD,
SO WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STEPPING.
[ SNARLING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, MAN, WHAT IS IT ABOUT DEAD
STUFF THAT IS SO COOL?
OKAY, WHEN YOU SAY "COOL,"
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN
"GROSS"?
UGH.
♪ I GOT THE FISH ALL CLEAN
AND NEAT ♪
LISTEN, NUMBUH 4.
WHAT?
RUN!
[ HISSING ]
[ GASPS ]
WAIT UP, NUMBUH 2!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
THERE'S AN ESCAPE TUNNEL AT
THE END OF THIS CATWALK.
DON'T USE THAT WORD!
THERE IT IS!
LET'S POUR IT ON.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
Together: AAH!
AAAAH!
[ MEOWS ]
UGH.
WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE SAFE
DOWN HERE.
AND SO IS MR. FISHY.
OH, CRUD.
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?
PIECE OF CAKE.
LOOK, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO LET
ME TRY.
I'VE GOT IT.
BUT YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOOD AT
THIS.
WHAT?! I AM SO GOOD AT...
HEY! IF YOU WANT A GOLDFISH,
YOU GOT TO GET A PING-PONG BALL
IN A BOWL.
OTHERWISE, BEAT IT.
YOU'RE SCARING AWAY MY
CUSTOMERS.
UH, NUMBUH 2, WHAT ARE THOSE
THINGS?
GUINEA PIGS.
- >> THEY'RE WHAT THE - KIDS NEXT DOOR USED TO POWER THE
TREE HOUSE WITH BEFORE WE
SWITCHED TO HAMSTERS.
THEY MUST LIVE DOWN HERE NOW.
[ GUINEA PIGS CHATTERING ]
HUH?
[ CHATTERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
PHEW!
HEY, CAREFUL WITH THAT!
YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO DUMP THAT
FISH BEFORE THE CRAZY OLD CAT
LADY GETS HER OILY PAWS ON IT.
[ GUINEA PIGS GASP ]
THAT'S RIGHT, CATS, AND THEY'RE
IN THE TREE HOUSE, LOOKING FOR
THAT FISH, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
ELSE THEY'LL EAT ALONG WITH IT?
[ GUINEA PIGS CHATTERING ]
[ ROARS ]
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANT?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO WAY!
THIS GAME IS TOTALLY RIGGED!
YOU WANNA TRY AGAIN?
IT'S JUST ANOTHER BUCK.
HERE, LET ME TRY.
OH, NO, I'LL SHOW YOU.
- >> WE'RE REALLY SORRY FOR ANY - MISUNDERSTANDING,
CHIEF GUINEA PIG.
- AND THANKS FOR SHOWING US THE - WAY OUT OF HERE.
[ GUINEA PIGS CHATTERING ]
AND WE'LL MAKE SURE NO CATS
FIND YOU EITHER.
[ GUINEA PIGS CHEERING ]
SO LONG.
GIVE ME!
IT'S...
MY...
FISHY!
[ Singsong voice ] OH, FISHY
FISHY FISH, MY FISHY FISH.
- >> COME ON, NUMBUH 4, IT'S JUST - OVER THIS HILL.
- >> FISHY FISHY FISH, MY FISHY - FISH FISH.
OH, FISH, FISHY FISHY, FISHY
FISH.
WHAT?
UH, MAYBE I SHOULD CARRY THE
FISH FOR A WHILE.
NO!
I MEAN, UH, I GOT IT.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S...
[ CATS MEOWING ]
FISH!
GIVE ME THE FISH!
UH, NUMBUH 4?
I KNOW.
RU-U-N!
Together: AAH!
AAAAH!
[ SNARLING ]
DON'T WORRY, MR. FISHY, I'LL
PROTECT YOU.
[ CATS SNARLING ]
[ FANFARE ]
IT'S CHIEF GUINEA PIG.
[ ROARS ]
[ GUINEA PIGS SHOUTING ]
[ CATS SNARLING ]
STOP!
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
UGHHH!
[ WAILING ]
MNH-MNH-MNH.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
UGH. UGH. UGH.
UGH. UGH.
[ GASPS ]
I... I MADE IT... THE PLACE
WHERE ALL KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVES COME TO FLUSH THEIR
FISH.
SO IT'S FINALLY OVER.
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TODAY,
HAVEN'T WE, MR. FISHY?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SLEPT
THROUGH IT ALL, BUT ONCE YOU
- WAKE UP, WE'LL BE FRIENDS - FOREVER.
RIGHT?
THAT'S WHY THEY ALL WANT ME TO
THROW YOU IN THIS TOILET,
BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS.
WELL, I WON'T DO IT!
NUMBUH 4!
THE CRAZY OLD CAT LADY IS
COMING.
YOU'VE GOT TO THROW THE FISH IN
NOW!
NO WAY!
YOU JUST WANT TO SEPARATE ME AND
MR. FISHY BECAUSE WE'RE HAPPY.
YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH
THAT FISH, BECAUSE HE'S...
DON'T SAY IT.
MR. FISHY'S JUST SLEEPING, AND
WHEN HE WAKES UP, WE'RE GOING TO
GO TO AMUSEMENT PARKS AND HAVE
SLEEPOVERS AND WATCH SCARY
MOVIES TOGETHER BECAUSE WE ARE
THE BESTLY BESTEST BEST FRIENDS
EVER!
BUT I'M YOU'RE BESTEST BEST
FRIEND.
YOU... YOU ARE?
OF COURSE.
[ ROARS ]
GIVE... ME... THE... FISH!
AAH! WHOA!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAAAAH!
HYAH!
GIVE ME BACK MY FISH!
NUMBUH 3!
[ FAUCET SPUTTERING ]
HEY, YOU MADE IT BACK.
IT'S JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS PLAY DEAD
SO THEY'LL FLUSH YOU.
THEN, THEY COME RUNNING BACK
WITH THEIR MONEY TO WIN ANOTHER
FISH.
NO!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS
[ APPROACHING ]
LOOK.
UGH.
I... I DID IT!
I WON!
I GOT A PING-PONG BALL IN THE...
UH, IN THE NUMBUH 3?
PTUI!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
FISH!
WHAT A DAY, EDDIE.
- [ LAUGHS ] - $20 FOR YOU.
OH, THAT KID WAS SUCH A SUCKER.
AND $20 FOR ME.
AND $30 FOR YOU AND $30 FOR ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
$40 FOR ME AND $40 FOR YOU.
AND $50 FOR...
[ MUTTERING ]
WHAT?!
I WAS NOT STEALING YOUR SHARE!
WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN COUNT IT.
- BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT, BECAUSE - YOU'RE A STUPID FISH!
[ MUTTERING ]