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BUT, DA-A-A-D!
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WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TO ENGLAND
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WITH YOU ON A BUSINESS TRIP?
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WELL, WHY NOT, NIGEL, OLD
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BEAN?
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DON'T YOU WANT TO VISIT WHERE
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YOU GREW UP WITH YOUR OLD DAD?
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WE MOVED AWAY WHEN I WAS LIKE
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3 YEARS OLD.
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- I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT - THE PLACE.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS THERE.
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I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S THE SAME LANGUAGE AS IN
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AMERICA BUT WITH AN "EH, WHAT?"
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OR "I SAY" THROWN IN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, I'D STILL RATHER BE
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HOME WITH MY FRIENDS.
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GOING TO ENGLAND, EH?
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YES.
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GUESS WHAT.
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WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO ENGLAND, TOO.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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I USED TO LIVE IN ENGLAND BEFORE
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I MOVED TO THE UNITED STATES.
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REALLY?
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SO DID I.
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THE NAME'S TREVOR.
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I JUST MOVED A COUPLE OF WEEKS
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AGO, BUT I HAVE TO RUSH BACK TO
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TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE
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BUSINESS... A BIT OF A MISSION,
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IF YOU WILL.
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A MISSION?!
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RIGHTO.
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I'VE GOT TO RETURN THIS BOOK TO
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WHERE IT BELONGS.
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BUT A LOT OF FILTHY CHAPS WOULD
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LOVE TO GET THEIR HANDS UPON IT.
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- >> WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT - IT?
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I SAY, LADS, WE'VE BEGUN OUR
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LANDING, SO KINDLY FASTEN YOUR
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SEATBELTS.
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TA!
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LATER.
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SO, AS I WAS SAYING, THIS BOOK
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IS PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT...
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[ GASPS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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WHAT?
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HERE.
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MEET ME IN THE GREAT LIBRARY
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BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
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BUT I DON'T...
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JUST BE THERE.
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AND BRING THE BOOK!
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE...
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AHEM!
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GOOD EVENING, SIR.
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MIGHT I TROUBLE YOU TO HAND OVER
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THAT BOOK YOU'RE HOLDING?
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UM, WHAT BOOK?
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THAT BOOK THAT YOU ARE HIDING
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BEHIND YOUR BACK.
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UH, WHO ARE YOU?
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UNH!
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OH, HELLO.
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ARE YOU FROM THE HOTEL.
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I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR.
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- I WAS JUST HAVING A WORD WITH - YOUR...
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BRILLIANT.
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- THE REST OF OUR LUGGAGE WILL BE - OUT SHORTLY.
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UGH!
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NO, NO, NO, YOU SEE, I...
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[ GASPS ]
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PARDON ME, SIR.
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WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
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TWO MINUTES IN ENGLAND, AND
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NIGEL'S ALREADY MADE A FRIEND.
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[ PANTING ]
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I SURE WISH I HAD SOME OF MY
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2-x-4 TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW.
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- [ BEEPING ] - >> UGH!
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ANYTHING ELSE IN YOUR POCKETS,
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SIR?
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LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO DO
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THINGS THE HARD WAY UNTIL I CAN
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HOOK UP WITH THE ENGLISH KIDS
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NEXT DOOR.
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HA! UNH! AH! WHOA! UNH!
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HA! HA! HA! HYUP!
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WHAA! WHA! WHOA!
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HUH?
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UNH! AH!
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UNH!
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AAH!
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AAAH!
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HA!
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NIGEL UNO, 1, JOLLY OLD ENGLAND,
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ZE... RO?
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OOH! AH! OH!
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OHH.
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HELLO.
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FANCY A TOFFEE PELLET?
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THEY'RE FROM NESBITT'S...
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TIP-TOPS, YOU KNOW.
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UH, NO THANKS.
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I'M KIND OF IN A RUSH.
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UNH-UNH, THE BOOK FIRST,
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MATE.
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YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HAND OFF
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ME?
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YOU WANT TO MAKE ME?
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I DON'T MAKE TRASH.
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I JUST BURN IT.
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AND I DON'T EAT ME CHIPS IN A
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LORRY WHEN THE VICAR'S PUSHING A
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PRAM CROSS THE SQUARE!
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AND I DON'T... WHAT THE
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HECK'S AS LORRY?
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ENOUGH CHITCHAT!
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HAND OVER THE BOOK BEFORE I
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THUMP YOU!
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GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.
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AAH!
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NOW, THAT WASN'T QUITE CRICKET
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OF YOU.
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SO, MAYBE I'LL TEACH YOU A BIT
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ABOUT CRICKET!
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AAH! OH.
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YOU SEEM LIKE AN ALL-RIGHT
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SORT, BOYO, SO WHY DON'T YOU
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HAND OVER THE BOOK BEFORE YOU
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GET HURT!
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I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
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[ Crying ] OH, NO!
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AH!
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COME BACK HERE, YOU!
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PARDON ME! SO SORRY!
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I'M SORRY! PARDON ME!
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ON YOUR LEFT! AHA!
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[ PANTING ]
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AHH.
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OH, THANK GOODNESS, OFFICER.
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- THERE'S SOME CRAZY GIRL CHASING - ME.
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RIGHT.
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GIVE ME THAT BOOK THEN.
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ENOUGH MUCKING ABOUT!
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- >> [ GROWLS ] - >> GOOD EVENING, PASSENGERS.
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- WE ARE NOW BOARDING FLIGHT - ELEVENTEEN-HUNDRED TO ROOTIN',
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TOOTIN' DALLAS, TEXAS.
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YEEHAW!
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[ CHEERING ]
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HA!
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[ PANTING ]
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GREAT.
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NOW HOW DO I FIND... HUH?
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AAH!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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WOW, THANKS FOR THE RESCUE.
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THOSE GUYS ALMOST HAD ME.
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TIGHT SPOT, WHAT?
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- SAW THOSE BLIGHTERS CHASING - YOU... RUN, RUN, RUN, DOWN THE
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- APPLES AND PEARS AND THROUGH THE - BAGGAGE AND FREIGHT.
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SO, WE THOUGHT WE'D HELP, EH?
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UH, EXCUSE ME?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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"DON'T UNDERSTAND," SAYS THE
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GOVERNOR, KNOWINGLY, KNOWINGLY.
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VERY GOOD.
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- IN TOWN FOR A SPOT OF TROUBLE, - EH?
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WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE.
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SAY NO MORE, EH?
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- >> NO, I'M HERE WITH MY FATHER - AND...
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FATHER?
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SAY NO MORE.
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BUT LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS NEXT
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DOOR FOUND YOU, EH?
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- >> YOU'RE THE ENGLISH KIDS NEXT - DOOR?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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"KIDS NEXT DOOR," SAID THE
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- BOBBY TO THE BLIND BAT ON A - SUNDAY.
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HA HA!
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WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, EH?
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- SO, WHAT SAY WE POP 'ROUND THE - JACK AND I STAND YOU A COUPLE OF
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RHODAS AND WE RABBIT ON A BIT,
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EH?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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UH, LISTEN, GUYS, I'D LOVE TO
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STAY AND HAVE ANOTHER 15 SODAS
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WITH YOU, BUT, "A," I HAVE NO
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IDEA WHAT ANY OF YOU ARE SAYING,
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AND, "B," I KIND OF HAVE TO BE
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SOMEWHERE SOON.
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MEETING SOMEONE?
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WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE.
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MEETING SOMEONE?
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SOMEONE YOU MEETING?
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EH? MEET? MEETING SOMEONE?
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WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING
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THIS BOOK SO SOME PLACE CALLED
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THE GREAT LIBRARY.
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[ ALL GASPING ]
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RICHARD AND MARY?
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SAY NO MORE.
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"TAKE YOU THERE WE WILL," SAID
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THE BISHOP TO THE BARRISTER OVER
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A PLATE OF BUBBLING SQUID.
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- SO, LET'S TAKE A BUTCHER TO THIS - FISH, EH?
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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THE BOOK... NOW.
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KIDS NEXT DOOR!
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[ SHOUTING ]
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BATTLE STATIONS!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I CAN HELP YOU FIGHT THEM.
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- WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK AND SHOW - THOSE GUYS.
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RIGHT.
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- JUST FOLLOW THE BUTCHER'S FUNNEL - AND YOU'LL REACH THE RICHARD AND
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MARY.
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WAIT.
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I GET IT NOW.
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"RICHARD AND MARY" RHYMES WITH
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"LIBRARY."
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THAT IS SO COO... AAAH!
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NIGEL, WAKE UP, OLD BOY.
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SO GLAD YOU FOUND THE SECRET WAY
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INTO THE GREAT LIBRARY.
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I KNEW YOU WERE A CLEVER ONE.
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DID YOU BRING THE BOOK?
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YEAH, AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
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LOTS OF PEOPLE DO WANT TO GET
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THEIR HANDS ON IT.
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NEVER MIND THAT.
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JUST FOLLOW ME.
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COME ON.
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BUT THIS IS A DEAD END.
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OR SO IT APPEARS.
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COME ON THEN.
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WHOA!
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SO, THIS IS THE GREAT LIBRARY.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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- >> YES, YES, JUST UNWRAP THE - BOOK, AND LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
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WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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OH!
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- >> ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN DYING TO - FIND OUT WHAT...
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IT REALLY IS A FASCINATING
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BOOK, YOU KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TREVOR GOT
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AHOLD OF IT OR WHY HE GAVE IT TO
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YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THIS
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GAME IS NOW OVER.
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W-WHY DO YOU WANT THIS BOOK
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SO BADLY?
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IMAGINE A BOOK FILLED WITH
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THE STORIES OF THOUSANDS OF
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KIDS... THEIR ADVENTURES, THEIR
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TACTICS, THEIR SECRETS.
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THAT KIND OF INFORMATION COULD
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BRING AN ORGANIZATION LIKE THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR TO ITS KNEES.
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THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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THEN THIS IS THE LEGENDARY BOOK
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OF KND?
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THE SAME ONE DISCOVERED BY
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NUMBUH 0 HIMSELF AND INSCRIBED
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WITH THE STORY OF EVERY KIDS
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NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE BEFORE THEY
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WERE DECOMMISSIONED.
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HEY!
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AND NOW... IT'S OURS.
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YA!
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UNH!
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YOU DIDN'T THINK THE KIDS
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NEXT DOOR WOULD LET YOU GET
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- AWAY WITH STEALING OUR BOOK, DID - YOU?
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YOU' A KIDS NEXT DOOR
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OPERATIVE?
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ONLY THE NUMBUH 1... WITH A
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LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS IN
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SECTOR "E" HERE.
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WE' SECTOR "E," YOU STUPID
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GIT!
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BUT IF YOU'RE SECTOR "E,"
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THEN WHO ARE...
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AAH!
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THOSE ARE THE ROWDY HOOLIGANS
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FROM ACROSS THE SQUARE.
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AND YOU JUST GAVE THEM THE BOOK
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OF KND.
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RIGHT THEN.
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LET'S TAKE A BUTCHER TO THIS
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HERE FISH, EH?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, SAY NO MORE.
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FATHER WILL BE MOST PLEASED WHEN
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WE TELL HIM WE FOUND THE...
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"RAINBOW MONKEY'S TEA AND
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CRUMPETS PICNIC"?
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GIVE ME THAT!
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I'VE GOT LESS THAN A MINUTE TO
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RETURN THIS BOOK, OR IT'LL BE...
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OVERDUE!
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[ PANTING ]
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NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ CRYING ]
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25 PENCE DOWN THE DRAIN!
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UH...
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- >> ABOUT 50 CENTS AMERICAN, - MATE.
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RIGHT THEN.
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LOOKS LIKE GLOBAL COMMAND'S INFO
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ABOUT THE BOOK OF KND BEING
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- STOLEN WAS A BIT DODGY, EH, - WHAT?
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DODGY?
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TRY COMPLETELY WRONG!
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YOU'VE BEEN CHASING ME ALL NIGHT
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OVER A STUPID RAINBOW MONKEY
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BOOK?
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- >> ACTUALLY, I HEAR IT'S A JOLLY - GOOD READ, WHAT?
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I'VE BEEN ASKING TREVOR TO
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BORROW IT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
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BUT HE INSISTS I TAKE IT OUT OF
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THE LIBRARY AFTER HE'S DONE WITH
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IT.
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YOU'RE NEVER CAREFUL WITH
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YOUR BOOKS... ALWAYS EATING
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KIPPERS WHILE YOU'RE READING AND
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MUCKING THEM ALL UP!
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RIGHT THEN.
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- WHAT SAY WE POP 'ROUND THE JACK - FOR A COUPLE OF RHODAS AND
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RABBIT ON A BIT.
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SAY NO MORE.
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ORANGE BUBBLY-DOUBLY IN THE
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ROUNDHOUSE, EH?
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- WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, HONK, - HONK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THEY'RE OUR ENEMIES!
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO FIGHT?
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FIGHT?
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OVER A RAINBOW MONKEY BOOK?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE,
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AMERICANS?
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, SON.
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AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I
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JUST SAID.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW, TOMORROW
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NIGHT WILL BE THE LARGEST
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GATHERING OF SUPERVILLAINS EVER.
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THEREFORE, THIS WILL BE...
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
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OH, YOU WISH.
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YEAH?
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OH, OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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COME ON.
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YES!
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UH-HUH.
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AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OF
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THE CAKE?
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OOH, THAT SOUNDS YUMMY!
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHAT THE...
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COME ON.
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AAH!
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PINK IS THE BEST COLOR,
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SILLY!
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HEY, I'M PAYING $1.95 A MINUTE
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TO SPEAK TO A REAL RAINBOW
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MONKEY HERE!
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DON'T ANY OF YOU GET IT?
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THIS MISSION IS OUR CHANCE TO
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REDEEM OURSELVES AFTER LAST
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WEEK'S DISASTROUS MISSION.
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SECTOR "T" IS STILL TRYING TO
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GET THAT RUBBER CEMENT OUT OF
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THEIR HAIR.
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NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
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TO GET ON WITH THE MISSION
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SPECS.
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OUR RENDEZVOUS POINT WILL BE
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JUST OUTSIDE THIS DORMANT
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VOLCANO WHERE THE VILLAINS ARE
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GATHERING.
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WE'LL MEET AT 20:00 HOURS.
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NOT 23:00 HOURS, NOT 35:00
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HOURS, BUT 20:00 HOURS.
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STUDY YOUR PARTS AND DON'T BE
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LATE!
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THIS OPERATION REQUIRES EXACT
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TIMING, SO EVERYONE SYNCHRONIZE
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YOUR WATCHES NOW!
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WELL, IT'S 20:00 HOURS.
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SO, WHERE'S MR. "YOU BETTER NOT
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BE LATE OR ELSE"?
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MAYBE HIS WATCH BROKE.
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UNPOSSIBLE.
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NUMBUH 1 ALWAYS WEARS TWO BACKUP
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WATCHES.
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DON'T WORRY.
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HE'LL SHOW.
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[ TICKING ]
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STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR WATCH
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NUMBUH 4.
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- IT WON'T MAKE NUMBUH 1 GET HERE - ANY SOONER.
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- >> WELL, WE CAN'T WAIT ANY - LONGER.
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- OTHERWISE WE'LL MISS OUR - OPPORTUNITY.
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THE VILLAINS DON'T GET TOGETHER
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IN ONE SPOT VERY OFTEN.
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YEAH, NUMBUH 1 WILL CATCH UP
428
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WHEN HE GETS HERE.
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IF HE EVER DOES GET HERE.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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MAN, THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
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AND THERE'S OUR SPOT... RIGHT
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NEXT TO THE COMMON COLD'S SNOT
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BOMBER.
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00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,530
HOW'S IT LOOK DOWN THERE?
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GREAT, NUMBUH 5.
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00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,177
COME ON DOWN AND CHECK OUT THE
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SHOW.
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00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,210
SO, WHAT ARE ALL THESE CRUDDY
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VILLAINS GETTING TOGETHER FOR
441
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:05,333
ANYWAYS?
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PIPE DOWN.
443
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,330
IT'S STARTING.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ VILLAINS, WE'RE THE
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- VILLAINS ♪ - ♪ THE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF
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ADULT VILLAINERY ♪
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♪ IT'S THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS FOR
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ALL THE EVIL HORDES ♪
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00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,128
♪ IT'S THE VILLAINS' CHOICE
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AWARDS ♪
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00:14:23,835 --> 00:14:25,465
♪ THERE'S FATHER, HE'S A MEAN
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- ONE ♪ - >> OH, STOP.
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00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,390
♪ HATES THE KND AND JUST LIKE
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ME WILL CHASE THEM FOR FUN ♪
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00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,300
OH, WATCH THEM RUN.
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00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,907
♪ AND MR. BOSS, WHAT A CAD
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00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:34,495
♪ HE'S WORSE THAN WORSE, AND IN
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- THIS VERSE, I'LL TELL YOU HE'S - JUST BAD ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT SPANKULOT
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♪ GRAMMA STUFFUM'S HOT
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♪ OF COURSE, CHESTER'S HERE
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00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,831
♪ AND FIZZ BOUGHT THE ROOT
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- BEER ♪ - ♪ THE CAT LADY, TOO
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♪ COMMON COLD
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AH-CHOO!
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- >> ♪ AND ROBIN FOOD, HEY, THAT'S - ME ♪
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00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,310
- >> DON'T FORGET LITTLE JUAN, - BABY.
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♪ VILLAINS, WE'RE THE
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VILLAINS ♪
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♪ THE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF
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ADULT VILLAINERY ♪
473
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,343
♪ IT'S THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS FOR
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ALL THE EVIL HORDES ♪
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♪ IT'S THE VILLAINS'
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♪ YEAH, THE VILLAINS' CHOICE
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00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:07,137
AWARDS ♪
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00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:08,968
YEAH!
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UGH!
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00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,443
I ALWAYS HATE THOSE CHEESY
481
00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:12,798
OPENING NUMBERS.
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00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,657
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
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NUMBUH 1's NOT GONNA SHOW.
484
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,887
WE EITHER DO THIS NOW OR WE
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ABORT.
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00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,233
LET'S DO IT NOW!
487
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,730
YEAH, LET'S DO IT!
488
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,730
OKAY, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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SPLIT UP NUMBUH 1's DUTIES.
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00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,287
RIGHT, AND HERE'S HOW WE'RE
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00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,868
GONNA DO IT.
492
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,563
WE ALL KNOW THAT KNIGHTBRACE
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HITS THE BATHROOM TO BRUSH HIS
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TEETH AFTER EVERY AWARD.
495
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,507
BUT AFTER WE GET DONE WITH HIM,
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PLAQUE WILL BE THE LEAST OF HIS
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00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,167
WORRIES.
498
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,673
YES?
499
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,233
OH!
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00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,660
NUMBUH 4 WILL TAKE
501
00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:46,065
KNIGHTBRACE'S PLACE AND HEAD
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00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,743
BACK TO THE AUDITORIUM TO CATCH
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00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:49,398
THE BEST FOREIGN VILLAIN AWARD
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00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:50,797
AND THE START OF DINNER.
505
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,927
I RECOMMEND THE LASAGNA.
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00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,330
AND THE WINNER IS...
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COUNT SPANKULOT!
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I WON! I WON!
509
00:15:58,567 --> 00:15:59,897
HOORAY FOR ME!
510
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:02,227
WHAT A PRIMAVERA.
511
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,570
YOUR DINNER, SIR.
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00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:09,603
THANKS, WAITER.
513
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,577
AS COUNT SPANKULOT MOUNTS THE
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STAGE TO RECEIVE HIS STATUE,
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NUMBUH 4 WILL EXCHANGE MEALS
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WITH HIM.
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00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,613
YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BAD
518
00:16:18,634 --> 00:16:21,034
VILLAINS TO VOTE FOR ME.
519
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,590
[ LAUGHS ]
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I KID VERY MUCH.
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00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,880
BUT WHAT THE COUNT DOESN'T
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00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,601
KNOW IS THAT HIS NEW DINNER
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00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,187
PLATE IS FILLED WITH SUPERSTRONG
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00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:30,768
CHUNKS OF GARLIC.
525
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,283
NOW, SINCE THE COUNT IS ALLERGIC
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00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,771
TO GARLIC, HE'LL START TO CHOKE.
527
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,993
THAT'S WHEN DR. NUMBUH 3 ARRIVES
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00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:40,198
ON THE SCENE.
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00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,527
[ CHOKING ]
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00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:42,831
USING THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
531
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,510
AND EXPERT AIM, THE GARLIC WILL
532
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:46,165
FLY ACROSS THE ROOM AND HIT A
533
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,793
CYMBAL IN THE ORCHESTRA PIT,
534
00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:49,398
WHICH WILL CUE THE CONDUCTOR,
535
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,937
WHO WILL, IN TURN, INTERRUPT
536
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,468
MR. BOSS' EMOTIONAL ACCEPTANCE
537
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,433
SPEECH.
538
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,610
MY THIRD... HEY, HOW DARE
539
00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:55,765
THEY?
540
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,943
MR. BOSS WILL STORM OFFSTAGE
541
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,098
TO SEEK OUT THE STAGE MANAGER...
542
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,897
ONCE AGAIN, NUMBUH 5.
543
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:05,307
- >> WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, CUTTING - OFF MY SPEECH?!
544
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,760
BUT MR. BOSS WILL BE GIVING
545
00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:08,165
HER MORE THAN JUST A PIECE OF
546
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,633
HIS MIND.
547
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,140
- YOU SEE, HIS ACCOUNTING FIRM IS - RESPONSIBLE FOR TALLYING UP THE
548
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,627
VOTES AND KEEPING THE WINNERS'
549
00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:15,131
ENVELOPES UNDER LOCK AND KEY.
550
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,930
MEANWHILE, KNIGHTBRACE WILL HIT
551
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:18,701
THE CAN AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME,
552
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,387
HE'LL MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR
553
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:22,068
BACKSTAGE, WHERE HE'LL MEET UP
554
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,813
WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND THE STAGE
555
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,534
MANAGER TO MAKE A LITTLE KEY
556
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,410
EXCHANGE BEFORE NUMBUH 3 HANDS
557
00:17:28,435 --> 00:17:31,265
HIM THE DETONATOR WIRE.
558
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,913
USING THE KEY, NUMBUH 4 WILL
559
00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,534
ENTER THE ENVELOPE ROOM AND LOOK
560
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,040
FOR THE ONE MARKED "VILLAIN OF
561
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,528
THE YEAR" AND ATTACH THE
562
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,730
DETONATOR WIRE TO IT.
563
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,780
- MEANWHILE, NUMBUH 3 WILL BE - WAITING IN THE
564
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,367
C.H.U.B.B.S.U.I.T.
565
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:43,683
KIDS NEXT DOOR
566
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:44,971
C.H.U.B.B.S.U.I.T.... CABLE
567
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,143
HIDDEN UNDER BODY BLUBBER
568
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:49,298
SUPER-UNDETECTABLY IGNITES TRAP.
569
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,887
BACK IN HER WAITER OUTFIT,
570
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,468
NUMBUH 5 WILL TAKE OUT THE
571
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,043
DESERT CART, HIDING THE
572
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,598
DETONATION CABLE, AND THEN MAKE
573
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,957
HER WAY OUT TO THE MAIN FLOOR,
574
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:58,295
WHERE SHE'LL...
575
00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,827
HEY, YOU!
576
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,700
STOP RIGHT THERE.
577
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,107
- THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK BY ME, - HUH?
578
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,790
WELL, I WANT YOUR STUPID
579
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,428
CATERING VEHICLE OUT OF MY
580
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,670
PARKING SPOT PRONTO!
581
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:13,003
OH, IS THAT KEY-LIME PIE?
582
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,907
NOW ALL NUMBUH 5 HAS TO DO IS
583
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,795
RUN THE WIRE TO OUR EXPLOSIVE
584
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,737
DEVICE, BUT TO DO THAT, SHE'LL
585
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,668
HAVE TO CROSS A ROOM FILLED WITH
586
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,233
THE MOST EVIL AND HUNGRY
587
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:23,771
VILLAINS KNOWN TO KIDKIND.
588
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,483
BY NOW, THEY SHOULD BE GIVING
589
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,171
OUT THE BEST TEEN VILLAIN AWARD,
590
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,563
AND FROM WHAT I HEAR,
591
00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:29,934
TEEN TORNADO IS A LOCK TO WIN IT
592
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,270
THIS YEAR.
593
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,663
NUMBUH 5 WILL EXIT THROUGH THE
594
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:34,034
BACK DOOR AND REGROUP WITH
595
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,930
NUMBUH 4 AND NUMBUH 3.
596
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,740
AND THEN, JUST AS WINK AND FIBB
597
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,528
INTRODUCE A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO
598
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,380
EVIL PLANS AROUND THE WORLD, YOU
599
00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:43,201
SHOULD ALL BE BACK HERE FOR THE
600
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:45,187
FINAL STAGE OF THE OPERATION...
601
00:18:45,218 --> 00:18:47,168
HOOKING UP THE DETONATION WIRE
602
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:49,293
TO THE ELEVENTY TONS OF SNOT
603
00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:51,398
BOMBS INSIDE COMMON COLD'S SNOT
604
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,627
BOMBER.
605
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,930
SO, WHEN THE PLANE EXPLODES,
606
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:58,201
IT'LL SEND 300 KAJILLION TONS OF
607
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,357
MUCUS UP THROUGH THE VOLCANO
608
00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:02,495
AND ALL OVER THE VILLAINS.
609
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,967
ARE YOU KIDDING?
610
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:07,003
THIS PLAN WILL NEVER WORK.
611
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,407
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PLAN
612
00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:09,795
WORKED.
613
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:12,067
AND NO THANKS TO NUMBUH 1.
614
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:12,973
YEAH.
615
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:14,973
MAYBE HE'S OUR WEAK LINK.
616
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,403
OKAY, OKAY, PIPE DOWN, GUYS.
617
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:19,157
I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS THE BEST
618
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,895
TOILET-BASED VILLAIN AWARD.
619
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:23,697
AND THE VCA GOES TO...
620
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,827
POTTY MOUTH!
621
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,910
- >> YOU'RE POOPIN' RIGHT, IT - DOES.
622
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:28,903
I WON!
623
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:29,867
I WON!
624
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,433
OH, THIS IS RIGGED.
625
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,670
THAT'S MY AWARD.
626
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,383
AH, GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN A
627
00:19:34,401 --> 00:19:36,071
PEE-PEE HOLE, YOU
628
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,233
TOILET-PAPER-COVERED DOODY HEAD.
629
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,460
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW,
630
00:19:39,485 --> 00:19:40,665
POTTY MOUTH.
631
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,113
AND NOW I HAVE A SPECIAL
632
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,534
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
633
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,360
FOR THIS YEAR'S VILLAIN OF THE
634
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,165
YEAR, WE HAVE A SPECIAL PRIZE.
635
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,493
THE NUMBER-ONE VILLAIN WILL
636
00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:49,798
RECEIVE...
637
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,067
NUMBUH 1.
638
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:52,993
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
639
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,898
YES, WON'T HE LOOK FABULOUS IN
640
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:56,427
YOUR SECRET LAIR?
641
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,570
WHAT?
642
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:58,783
[ COUGHING ]
643
00:19:58,801 --> 00:19:59,971
WE CAN'T LET THEM OPEN THAT
644
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,533
ENVELOPE WITH NUMBUH 1 IN THERE.
645
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,400
DON'T WORRY.
646
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,297
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
647
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,527
COME ON.
648
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,190
WELL, WHAT'S THE PLAN,
649
00:20:07,218 --> 00:20:08,828
NUMBUH 4.
650
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,730
OKAY, HERE IT IS.
651
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,860
WE RUN ONSTAGE, GRAB NUMBUH 1,
652
00:20:12,885 --> 00:20:14,965
AND RUN.
653
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,633
THAT'S THE DUMBEST PLAN
654
00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:18,271
NUMBUH 5 HAS EVER HEARD.
655
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,613
EVERY VILLAIN IN THE WORLD WILL
656
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:20,934
SEE US.
657
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,280
WELL, THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA
658
00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:23,601
GET ONSTAGE WITHOUT ANYONE
659
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,567
NOTICING?
660
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,743
- >> HEY, K.B., THERE YOU ARE, - BABE.
661
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,033
COME ON, YOU'RE UP.
662
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,530
OH, BREAK A TOOTH, BABY.
663
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,180
KNIGHTBRACE, COME ON, COME
664
00:20:31,201 --> 00:20:32,801
ON.
665
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:33,897
LET'S GO.
666
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,827
JUST READ THE TELEPROMPTER.
667
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,780
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
668
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,701
JUST READ THE NOMINEES AND
669
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,680
THEN RIP, RIP, RIP... OPEN THAT
670
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:48,001
ENVELOPE.
671
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:49,757
OOH, I COULD JUST EXPLODE WITH
672
00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:51,495
EXCITEMENT.
673
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,987
UH, THE NOMINEES FOR
674
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:56,468
V-VILLAIN O-OF THE YEAR
675
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,533
ARE... OH... FATHER....
676
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,800
YES!
677
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,327
MR. BOSS...
678
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,530
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
679
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,670
GRAMMA STUFFUM...
680
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,933
OHH!
681
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,773
AND STICKYBEARD.
682
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,233
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING OR
683
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,671
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE GONERS!
684
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:14,403
Shh!
685
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,227
I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS.
686
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:20,830
AND... THE WINNER... IS...
687
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:21,770
GRAB HIM!
688
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:26,883
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
689
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:31,971
WAIT! STOP!
690
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,513
KIDS NEXT DOOR... THEY STOLE
691
00:21:33,534 --> 00:21:35,034
MY AWARD!
692
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,170
YO AWARD?
693
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,133
I WAS GONNA WIN THAT AWARD.
694
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,730
YE'VE GOT CARMEL ON THE BRAIN
695
00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:41,301
IF YE THINKS ANYONE WOULD VOTE
696
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,267
FOR YOU.
697
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,393
[ ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ]
698
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:50,498
WHOO!
699
00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:51,977
I THOUGHT I'D ALMOST MISSED MY
700
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:53,431
CUE.
701
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,330
AND THE WINNER IS...
702
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:01,973
MAN, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
703
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:03,703
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!
704
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:05,457
THAT WAS THE MOST HAREBRAINED
705
00:22:05,485 --> 00:22:07,195
RESCUE PLAN I'VE SEEN IN MY
706
00:22:07,267 --> 00:22:08,367
ENTIRE LIFE!
707
00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:09,913
NOW GET THIS GOLD PAINT OFF ME
708
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:11,434
NOW BEFORE I...
709
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,980
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
710
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:14,501
HOW DID WE GET STUCK WITH THE
711
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,297
NIGEY?
712
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,327
WE WEREN'T EVEN NOMINATED.
713
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,200
OH, HERE COME THE VILLAINS!
714
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:25,507
COMMON COLD LOOKS SIMPLY RUNNY
715
00:22:25,535 --> 00:22:26,795
TODAY.
716
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,657
OH, THERE'S THE TOILENATOR,
717
00:22:28,685 --> 00:22:30,495
WEARING A FLU-MUCUS TUXEDO.
718
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:31,827
OH, FATHER, OVER HERE!
719
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,290
ARE THERE ANY HARD FEELINGS
720
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,728
BETWEEN YOU AND STICKYBEARD?
721
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,440
LET ME TELL YOU... NEXT TIME
722
00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:38,128
I SEE STICKYBEARD, HE BETTER RUN
723
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,760
TO HIS CANDY CLOSET, 'CAUSE I'M
724
00:22:39,785 --> 00:22:41,365
NOT SUGARCOATING THE HURTING
725
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:42,433
HE'S GONNA GET.
726
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,560
[ GASPS ]
727
00:22:43,585 --> 00:22:44,665
HERE COMES STICKYBEARD NOW.
728
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,133
OH, BOY!
729
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,680
STICKYBEARD HEARD EVERY WORD
730
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,201
YOU SAID, YOU CHARBRAINED GALLEY
731
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:49,927
RAT.
732
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,870
HEY, LET GO OF THAT!