WOW!
THE SEESAWS ARE AT MAXIMUM
UP-AND-DOWNNESS, THE SLIDE'S GOT
98% "GLIDABILITY," AND THE
MERRY-GO-ROUND'S HURL FACTOR IS
BETTER THAN EVER.
I'D SAY YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR
A BETTER DAY OF RECESS.
OOH, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE
NUMBUH 3 IS HAVING FUN.
[ GIGGLES ]
WHEE!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HI, WALLY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING THERE, FLYBOY?
JUST PLAYING ON THE SWINGS.
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
YEAH, NUMBUH 4, WHAT'S IT TO
YOU?
UH, NOTHING!
HE'S JUST, UH, DOING IT WRONG.
MOVE!
IT'S LIKE THIS!
WHAT? HEY!
YOU GOT TO PUSH WAY HA...
AAH-AAH-AAH!
OH...
OOH.
HUH?
WHAAAA!
[ SCREAMING ]
NUMBUH 4, ARE YOU OKAY?
HUH?
SALAD OIL?
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THAT'S SO COOL!
MEANS AND WAYS PROPO...
[ BELL RINGS ]
OKAY, CLASS!
EVERYONE OUTSIDE FOR RECESS!
All: AW!
DO WE HAVE TO?
YEAH, CAN'T WE STAY AND LEARN
MORE?
I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU'RE ALL
SO SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN
AMERICAN HISTORY, BUT I'M AFRAID
IT'S TIME TO GO GET SOME
EXERCISE!
All: AW!
MAN, I HATE RECESS.
[ BOTH GROANING ]
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
COME ON, COME ON!
TIGHTEN THAT VALVE!
[ BLOWS ]
THIRD GRADERS, RECESS IS
OVER!
FOURTH GRADERS, LINE UP.
MUFFY JENKINS...
HEY, WHO'S THAT WITH
SAUERBRATEN?
I MUST SAY,
PRINCIPAL SAUERBRATEN, I AM
QUITE IMPRESSED WITH WHAT YOU
HAVE DONE WITH YOUR SCHOOL'S
RECESS.
THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL SMELLING.
SINCE WE DISCOVERED THE POCKET
OF SALAD OIL BENEATH THE
PLAYGROUND, WE HAVE BEEN WORKING
AROUND THE CLOCK TO PUMP AND
BARREL IT FOR THE SCHOOL
DISTRICT'S CAFETERIAS.
AND THIS SALAD OIL IS SIMPLY
DELICIOUS, IF YOU ASK ME.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU.
I WILL JUDGE THAT FOR MYSELF.
HE'S RIGHT.
IT IS PRETTY GOOD, IF YOU LIKE
SALAD OIL, THAT IS.
WHO IS THIS CHILD?!
NIGEL UNO, SIR.
ONE OF OUR MORE ACTIVE STUDENTS!
I PREFER THE WORD
"PROACTIVE."
PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER 30
DAYS IN DETENTION?!
NEVER MIND HIM, SAUERBRATEN.
LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE.
I HAVE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO
DISCUSS WITH YOU.
LIZZIE!
NIGEY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT RECESS.
YEAH, WELL,
PRINCIPAL SAUERBRATEN IS UP TO
SOMETHING, AND I'VE GOT TO FIND
OUT WHAT IT IS.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
THE LAST TIME I LET YOU IN HERE,
I GOT SENT TO SIBERIAN DETENTION
CAMP FOR A MONTH.
BUT, LIZZIE, THIS IS ABOUT
SAVING RECESS.
WHO CARES ABOUT DUMB, OLD
RECESS?
AT LEAST YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
CONSTRUCTIVE INSTEAD OF JUST
RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES.
NOT EVERYONE IS WILLING TO
GIVE UP THEIR RECESS TO DO
EXTRA-CREDIT WORK, LIZZIE.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
I SAID NO, NIGEL UNO!
OH, COME ON!
HMM!
LOOK.
IF YOU LET ME LISTEN AT
SAUERBRATEN'S DOOR, I'LL...
[ SIGHS ]
I'LL TAKE YOU ON A DATE TONIGHT.
[ GASPS ]
REALLY?
YEAH, SURE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEND A ROBOT,
LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME, ARE YOU?
[ Laughing ] OF COURSE NOT.
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
NOW KEEP IT DOWN, WOULD YOU?
SO IT'S SETTLED, THEN.
WE SHALL HOLD THE ANNUAL "WE
HATE KIDS" CONFERENCE AT YOUR
SCHOOL'S CAFETERIA.
AND ONCE THEY TASTE THIS
MARVELOUS SALAD OIL, THEY'LL
OVERWHELMINGLY APPROVE OUR PLAN
TO HAVE THEIR STUDENTS BEGIN
DRILLING FOR OIL AT THEIR
PLAYGROUNDS!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OUR" PLAN?
I MEAN YOUR PLAN,
PRINCIPAL SMELLING, SIR.
FINALLY, WE'LL GET SOME WORK OUT
OF KIDS DURING RECESS.
NOT IF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR CAN
HELP IT.
ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU ALL KNOW THE PLAN.
IF WE'RE GOING TO SAVE RECESS,
WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE HARD, AND
WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE FAST!
SO LET'S MOVE OUT!
[ ALL YELLING ]
LIZZIE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT OUR
DATE TONIGHT!!
WELL, NO.
UM... SOMETHING KIND OF CAME UP.
YAAHH!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GO
OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON SOME
STUPID MISSION AGAIN!
YOU PROMISED ME WE WERE GOING ON
A DATE TONIGHT!
YOU ARE GOING ON A DATE
TONIGHT, LIZZIE.
WE WERE ALL JUST GOING UP TO
NIGEY'S ROOM TO GET HIM ALL
"HANDSOMED UP" FOR YOU.
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT DOWN
HERE, AND HE'LL BE DOWN IN A
MINUTE.
WELL, OKAY.
BUT I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN NIGEY AND A ROBOT, YOU
KNOW!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?
JUST GO ON YOUR DATE.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE MISSION.
NO WAY!
THIS MISSION IS MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT THAN GOING TO THAT
STUPID ROMANTICAL ROMANCE OF ALL
ROMANCES ON "FIRE ARBOR DAY
SPECTACULAR."
AH, I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE
THAT.
CAN WE GO?
PLEASE? CAN WE GO?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?!
PUH-LEEZE?
NUMBUH 5 THINKS KUKI'S GOT
AN IDEA.
[ HUMMING ]
COME ON, NIGEY!
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
KEEP YOUR PANTYHOSE ON.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
I MEAN...
KIDS NEXT DOOR
V.O.C.A.L. Y.O.C.E.L....
VOICE OSCILLATION CARTRIDGE
AMAZINGLY LETS YOUNG OPERATIVES
COPY EVERYBODY'S LANGUAGE.
[ Nigel's voice ] YES, DEAR.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
WELCOME, LOVING COUPLES, TO
THE ROMANTICAL ROMANCE OF ALL
ROMANCES ON "FIRE ARBOR DAY
SPECTACULAR."
HEY.
SO I GAVE HIM AN F-MINUS.
[ LAUGHS ]
VICE PRINCIPAL HOWITZER, OF
THE WARBURTON SCHOOL.
VICE PRINCIPAL BUREAL OF AMAYA
PREP.
NO, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
UNICORNS AND PONIES IN LOVE.
Both: AWW!
NO, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
UNICORNS AND PONIES AND FLOWERS
IN LOVE.
YES, DEAR.
EEK!
ANYTHING YOU SAY, DEAR.
YES, DEAR.
ANYTHING YOU SAY, DEAR.
YES, DEAR.
ANYTHING YOU SAY, DEAR.
YES, DEAR.
YES, YES, Y-YES, YES, YES, YES.
[ Normal voice ] AAH!
A ROBOT!
NIGEL UNO!!
LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW STARTED.
FELLOW PRINCIPALS, THANK YOU
FOR COMING TO THIS YEAR'S "WE
HATE KIDS" CONFERENCE.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO TASTE THE MOST
FABULOUS SALAD OIL IN THE WORLD
THAT HAS BEEN PUMPED FROM
BENEATH THIS SCHOOL'S VERY
PLAYGROUND.
IN ADDITION, OUR SCIENCE
TEACHERS LEAD US TO BELIEVE THAT
THERE MAY BE POCKETS OF OIL
BENEATH YOUR SCHOOLS, AS WELL.
ONCE WE HAVE ENOUGH OIL, WE MAY
BEGIN TO SELL THIS!
PRINCIPAL'S CHOICE SALAD
DRESSING, A DRESSING THAT TASTES
EVEN BETTER KNOWING IT'S BEING
PUMPED FREE BY KIDS DURING
RECESS!
SOUNDS LIKE THESE GUYS WANT
SOME OIL ON THEIR SALADS,
NUMBUH 5.
YOU GUYS READY?
GOOD TO GO, NUMBUH 1.
JUST FLIP THAT SWITCH, AND THE
TANK WILL BLOW.
ROGER THAT.
NOW GET CLEAR SO WE CAN DO THIS
THING.
NIGEL UNO!!
[ WHIMPERING ]
LIZZIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME BY
SENDING A ROBOT AGAIN, DID YOU?!
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A ROBOT.
QUIET!
BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR CENTRAL
PROCESSOR, YOU CYBERNETIC NIGEY
IMPERSONATOR, YOU!
BUT, LIZZIE, THIS IS KIND OF
A BAD TIME.
YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD
TIME NOW?!
YOU JUST WAIT TILL I MAKE YOU
EAT THOSE SUNGL...
OH, THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUN PARTY!
THERE'S STREAMERS AND BALLOONS
AND... SALAD?
THAT IS NOT A FUN PARTY,
LIZZIE.
THOSE ARE SCHOOL PRINCIPALS DOWN
THERE, AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO
TURN OUR RECESS INTO A PERMANENT
WORK CAMP.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A
LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED WORK
INSTEAD OF GOOFING AROUND ON THE
PLAYGROUND?
RECESS IS DUMB!
WELL, IF RECESS IS DUMB, THEN
I DON'T WANT TO BE SMART.
THERE IS A SCHOOL... NO! A
WORLD OF KIDS OUT THERE WHO LIVE
FOR A LITTLE BIT OF TIME WHEN
THEY CAN TURN OFF THEIR BRAINS
AND PLAY TAG, SWING ON SWINGS,
AND SLIDE DOWN THE SLIDE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DATE?
THIS ISN'T ABOUT US, LIZZIE.
IT'S ABOUT PRESERVING WHAT WE
WERE MEANT TO DO.
IT'S ABOUT...
PLAYING.
BUT IF YOU THINK ONE DATE IS
MORE IMPORTANT THAN SAVING A
LIFETIME OF RECESSES, THEN SO BE
IT.
I'LL ABORT THE MISSION AND LEAVE
WITH YOU.
OH, NIGEY!
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!
UH, THANKS.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE
GOT TO FINISH THIS LITTLE
MISSION.
SO...
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE CAN STILL CATCH THE SECOND
HALF OF THE ROMANTICAL ROMANCE
OF ALL ROMANCES ON "FIRE ARBOR
DAY SPECTACULAR."
WHAT?!
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE UP
A MISSION TO GO ON A DATE WITH
ME!
TO TAKE PART IN A TASTING
OF SUCH DELICACY THAT ALL ADULTS
WILL ENJOY.
AND SO IT IS AT THIS TIME, MY
DEAR PRINCIPALS AND
ADMINISTRATORS, THAT I WOULD
LIKE TO SAY TO YOU...
THIS SALAD DRESSING TASTES
LIKE "BOOGIES."
[ GASPS ]
BOOGIES?
IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?
NO! NO, WAIT.
GO BACK.
YOU CAN'T BE... SAUERBRATEN!
THERE ARE NO BOOGIES IN THIS
DRESSING.
SEE?
THIS SALAD DRESSING IS GREAT.
AH. YES, SIR!
ANOTHER PERFECT DAY FOR RECESS.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBUH 1
CONVINCED SOMEBODY TO COME OUT
AND PLAY.
[ GIGGLES ]
HEY, NUMBUH 1.
HEY, GUYS.
ISN'T IT GREAT TO HAVE RECESS
BACK...
AAAHHHH!
[ THUD ]
PRUNE JUICE?!
ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU ALL KNOW THE PLAN.
IF WE'RE GOING TO SAVE RECESS,
WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE HARD, AND
WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE FAST!
SO LET'S MOVE OUT!
[ ALL YELLING ]
LIZZIE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT OUR
DATE TONIGHT!!
WELL, NO.
UM... SOMETHING KIND OF CAME UP.
YAAHH!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GO
OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON SOME
STUPID MISSION AGAIN!
[ INHALES, WHISTLES ]
MNH-MNH-MNH!
[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
All: YAH-AH-AH!
MMM!
[ ALL YELLING ]
[ ALL GROWLING ]
[ ALL ROARING ]
[ ALL GASPING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ DOG GROWLING ]
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ MUTTERING ANGRILY ]
[ ALL SNICKERING ]
[ MUTTERING UNINTELLIGIBLY ]
[ SNIFFING ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
All: HUH?
[ THUMPING ]
[ ALL YELLING ]
HAMSTERS NEXT DOOR
T.A.T. T.R.A.P.... TRAP ATTACHES
TO TAIL, ROCKETING AWAY
PUSSYCATS.
All: AAHHH!
[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
[ MUTTERING ANGRILY ]
UNH-UNH-UNH.
UH-HUH.
UNH-UNH-UNH.
UH-HUH.
UNH-UNH.
UH-HUH.
DUH!
[ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
[ GIGGLES ]
[ THUMPING ]
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
All: MY DARLING, SWEET KITTY,
THE CATNIP OF MY EYES.
YOU PUT THE "PURR" IN
"PURRFECTLY MEOWLICIOUS."
[ ALL PURRING ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, BABY.
AAH!
[ GIGGLING ]
[ ALL GROWLING ]
[ THUD ]
[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
[ ALL GROWLING ]
HUH?
[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HUH?
All: HUH?
AH!
AAHHH!
WHEW!
[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
All: RAHHH!
[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HUH?
[ HAMSTER WHISTLES ]
All: HI!
[ ALL GASP ]
HUH?
[ CAT WHISTLES ]
All: YAH-HA!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ DOGS GROWLING ]
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
[ HUMMING ]
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
HMM...
AHA!
[ ALL YELLING ]
SO WITH RECESS SAVED, WE CAN
FINALLY... WHAT THE...
OUR TREE HOUSE!
WHAT EVIL VILLAIN COULD DO
SUCH A THING?
[ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]
GOOD EVENING.
WE'RE HERE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT
CAUSE... SAVING RECESS.
THAT'S OUR TIME TO PLAY AND HAVE
FUN, TO PRETEND WE'RE GIANT
ROBOTS OR DIG TO CHINA IN THE
SANDBOX.
SO CALL THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
HOTLINE NOW TO PLEDGE YOUR
SUPPORT TO SAVE RECESS.
SCHOOLS... OH, THEY'RE TRYING TO
KEEP US INSIDE, TO BRAINWASH US
INTO EATING OUR VEGETABLES,
MAKING US WASH OUR OWN
UNDERWEAR, MAKING US...
NUMBUH 5 HERE.
HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.
EDUCATE!
[ BEEPING ]