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WOW!
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THE SEESAWS ARE AT MAXIMUM
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UP-AND-DOWNNESS, THE SLIDE'S GOT
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98% "GLIDABILITY," AND THE
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MERRY-GO-ROUND'S HURL FACTOR IS
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BETTER THAN EVER.
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I'D SAY YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR
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A BETTER DAY OF RECESS.
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OOH, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE
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NUMBUH 3 IS HAVING FUN.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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WHEE!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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HI, WALLY!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
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DOING THERE, FLYBOY?
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JUST PLAYING ON THE SWINGS.
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WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
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YEAH, NUMBUH 4, WHAT'S IT TO
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YOU?
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UH, NOTHING!
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HE'S JUST, UH, DOING IT WRONG.
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MOVE!
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IT'S LIKE THIS!
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WHAT? HEY!
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YOU GOT TO PUSH WAY HA...
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AAH-AAH-AAH!
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OH...
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OOH.
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HUH?
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WHAAAA!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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NUMBUH 4, ARE YOU OKAY?
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HUH?
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SALAD OIL?
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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THIS PROPOSAL WAS IN TURN
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MODELED AFTER THE INCOME-TAX LAW
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OF 1799, WITH THE INTENTION OF
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REDUCING THE NEED FOR DIRECT
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APPORTIONMENT.
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THAT'S SO COOL!
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MEANS AND WAYS PROPO...
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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OKAY, CLASS!
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EVERYONE OUTSIDE FOR RECESS!
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All: AW!
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DO WE HAVE TO?
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YEAH, CAN'T WE STAY AND LEARN
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MORE?
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I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU'RE ALL
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SO SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN
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AMERICAN HISTORY, BUT I'M AFRAID
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IT'S TIME TO GO GET SOME
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EXERCISE!
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All: AW!
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MAN, I HATE RECESS.
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[ BOTH GROANING ]
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MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
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COME ON, COME ON!
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TIGHTEN THAT VALVE!
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[ BLOWS ]
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THIRD GRADERS, RECESS IS
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OVER!
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FOURTH GRADERS, LINE UP.
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MUFFY JENKINS...
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HEY, WHO'S THAT WITH
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SAUERBRATEN?
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I MUST SAY,
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PRINCIPAL SAUERBRATEN, I AM
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QUITE IMPRESSED WITH WHAT YOU
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HAVE DONE WITH YOUR SCHOOL'S
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RECESS.
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THANK YOU,
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PRINCIPAL SMELLING.
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SINCE WE DISCOVERED THE POCKET
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OF SALAD OIL BENEATH THE
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PLAYGROUND, WE HAVE BEEN WORKING
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AROUND THE CLOCK TO PUMP AND
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BARREL IT FOR THE SCHOOL
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DISTRICT'S CAFETERIAS.
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AND THIS SALAD OIL IS SIMPLY
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DELICIOUS, IF YOU ASK ME.
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU.
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I WILL JUDGE THAT FOR MYSELF.
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HE'S RIGHT.
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IT IS PRETTY GOOD, IF YOU LIKE
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SALAD OIL, THAT IS.
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WHO IS THIS CHILD?!
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NIGEL UNO, SIR.
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ONE OF OUR MORE ACTIVE STUDENTS!
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I PREFER THE WORD
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"PROACTIVE."
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PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER 30
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DAYS IN DETENTION?!
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NEVER MIND HIM, SAUERBRATEN.
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LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE.
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I HAVE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO
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DISCUSS WITH YOU.
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LIZZIE!
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NIGEY.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT RECESS.
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YEAH, WELL,
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PRINCIPAL SAUERBRATEN IS UP TO
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SOMETHING, AND I'VE GOT TO FIND
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OUT WHAT IT IS.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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THE LAST TIME I LET YOU IN HERE,
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I GOT SENT TO SIBERIAN DETENTION
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CAMP FOR A MONTH.
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BUT, LIZZIE, THIS IS ABOUT
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SAVING RECESS.
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WHO CARES ABOUT DUMB, OLD
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RECESS?
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AT LEAST YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
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CONSTRUCTIVE INSTEAD OF JUST
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RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES.
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NOT EVERYONE IS WILLING TO
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GIVE UP THEIR RECESS TO DO
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EXTRA-CREDIT WORK, LIZZIE.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
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I SAID NO, NIGEL UNO!
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OH, COME ON!
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HMM!
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LOOK.
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IF YOU LET ME LISTEN AT
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SAUERBRATEN'S DOOR, I'LL...
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[ SIGHS ]
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I'LL TAKE YOU ON A DATE TONIGHT.
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[ GASPS ]
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REALLY?
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YEAH, SURE.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEND A ROBOT,
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LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME, ARE YOU?
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[ Laughing ] OF COURSE NOT.
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I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
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NOW KEEP IT DOWN, WOULD YOU?
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SO IT'S SETTLED, THEN.
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WE SHALL HOLD THE ANNUAL "WE
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HATE KIDS" CONFERENCE AT YOUR
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SCHOOL'S CAFETERIA.
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AND ONCE THEY TASTE THIS
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MARVELOUS SALAD OIL, THEY'LL
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OVERWHELMINGLY APPROVE OUR PLAN
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TO HAVE THEIR STUDENTS BEGIN
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DRILLING FOR OIL AT THEIR
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PLAYGROUNDS!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OUR" PLAN?
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I MEAN YOUR PLAN,
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PRINCIPAL SMELLING, SIR.
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FINALLY, WE'LL GET SOME WORK OUT
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OF KIDS DURING RECESS.
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NOT IF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR CAN
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HELP IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO YOU ALL KNOW THE PLAN.
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IF WE'RE GOING TO SAVE RECESS,
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WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE HARD, AND
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WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE FAST!
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SO LET'S MOVE OUT!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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LIZZIE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT OUR
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DATE TONIGHT!!
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WELL, NO.
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UM... SOMETHING KIND OF CAME UP.
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YAAHH!
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IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GO
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OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON SOME
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STUPID MISSION AGAIN!
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YOU PROMISED ME WE WERE GOING ON
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A DATE TONIGHT!
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YOU ARE GOING ON A DATE
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TONIGHT, LIZZIE.
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WE WERE ALL JUST GOING UP TO
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NIGEY'S ROOM TO GET HIM ALL
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"HANDSOMED UP" FOR YOU.
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[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
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SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT DOWN
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HERE, AND HE'LL BE DOWN IN A
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MINUTE.
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WELL, OKAY.
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BUT I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN NIGEY AND A ROBOT, YOU
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KNOW!
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?
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JUST GO ON YOUR DATE.
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WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE MISSION.
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NO WAY!
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THIS MISSION IS MUCH MORE
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IMPORTANT THAN GOING TO THAT
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STUPID ROMANTICAL ROMANCE OF ALL
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ROMANCES ON "FIRE ARBOR DAY
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SPECTACULAR."
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AH, I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE
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THAT.
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CAN WE GO?
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PLEASE? CAN WE GO?
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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?!
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PUH-LEEZE?
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NUMBUH 5 THINKS KUKI'S GOT
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AN IDEA.
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[ HUMMING ]
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COME ON, NIGEY!
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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
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KEEP YOUR PANTYHOSE ON.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
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I MEAN...
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KIDS NEXT DOOR
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V.O.C.A.L. Y.O.C.E.L....
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VOICE OSCILLATION CARTRIDGE
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AMAZINGLY LETS YOUNG OPERATIVES
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COPY EVERYBODY'S LANGUAGE.
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[ Nigel's voice ] YES, DEAR.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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WELCOME, LOVING COUPLES, TO
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THE ROMANTICAL ROMANCE OF ALL
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ROMANCES ON "FIRE ARBOR DAY
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SPECTACULAR."
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HEY.
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SO I GAVE HIM AN F-MINUS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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VICE PRINCIPAL HOWITZER, OF
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THE WARBURTON SCHOOL.
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VICE PRINCIPAL BUREAL OF AMAYA
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PREP.
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NO, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
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UNICORNS AND PONIES IN LOVE.
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Both: AWW!
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NO, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
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UNICORNS AND PONIES AND FLOWERS
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IN LOVE.
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YES, DEAR.
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EEK!
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ANYTHING YOU SAY, DEAR.
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YES, DEAR.
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ANYTHING YOU SAY, DEAR.
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YES, DEAR.
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ANYTHING YOU SAY, DEAR.
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YES, DEAR.
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YES, YES, Y-YES, YES, YES, YES.
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[ Normal voice ] AAH!
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A ROBOT!
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NIGEL UNO!!
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LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW STARTED.
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FELLOW PRINCIPALS, THANK YOU
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FOR COMING TO THIS YEAR'S "WE
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HATE KIDS" CONFERENCE.
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YOU ARE ABOUT TO TASTE THE MOST
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FABULOUS SALAD OIL IN THE WORLD
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THAT HAS BEEN PUMPED FROM
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BENEATH THIS SCHOOL'S VERY
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PLAYGROUND.
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IN ADDITION, OUR SCIENCE
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TEACHERS LEAD US TO BELIEVE THAT
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THERE MAY BE POCKETS OF OIL
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BENEATH YOUR SCHOOLS, AS WELL.
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ONCE WE HAVE ENOUGH OIL, WE MAY
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BEGIN TO SELL THIS!
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PRINCIPAL'S CHOICE SALAD
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DRESSING, A DRESSING THAT TASTES
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EVEN BETTER KNOWING IT'S BEING
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PUMPED FREE BY KIDS DURING
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RECESS!
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SOUNDS LIKE THESE GUYS WANT
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SOME OIL ON THEIR SALADS,
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NUMBUH 5.
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YOU GUYS READY?
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GOOD TO GO, NUMBUH 1.
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JUST FLIP THAT SWITCH, AND THE
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TANK WILL BLOW.
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ROGER THAT.
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NOW GET CLEAR SO WE CAN DO THIS
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THING.
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NIGEL UNO!!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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LIZZIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME BY
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SENDING A ROBOT AGAIN, DID YOU?!
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I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A ROBOT.
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QUIET!
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BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR CENTRAL
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PROCESSOR, YOU CYBERNETIC NIGEY
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IMPERSONATOR, YOU!
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BUT, LIZZIE, THIS IS KIND OF
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A BAD TIME.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD
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TIME NOW?!
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YOU JUST WAIT TILL I MAKE YOU
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EAT THOSE SUNGL...
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OH, THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUN PARTY!
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THERE'S STREAMERS AND BALLOONS
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AND... SALAD?
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THAT IS NOT A FUN PARTY,
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LIZZIE.
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THOSE ARE SCHOOL PRINCIPALS DOWN
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THERE, AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO
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TURN OUR RECESS INTO A PERMANENT
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WORK CAMP.
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WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A
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LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED WORK
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INSTEAD OF GOOFING AROUND ON THE
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PLAYGROUND?
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RECESS IS DUMB!
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WELL, IF RECESS IS DUMB, THEN
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I DON'T WANT TO BE SMART.
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THERE IS A SCHOOL... NO! A
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WORLD OF KIDS OUT THERE WHO LIVE
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FOR A LITTLE BIT OF TIME WHEN
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THEY CAN TURN OFF THEIR BRAINS
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AND PLAY TAG, SWING ON SWINGS,
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AND SLIDE DOWN THE SLIDE.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DATE?
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THIS ISN'T ABOUT US, LIZZIE.
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IT'S ABOUT PRESERVING WHAT WE
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WERE MEANT TO DO.
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IT'S ABOUT...
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PLAYING.
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BUT IF YOU THINK ONE DATE IS
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MORE IMPORTANT THAN SAVING A
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LIFETIME OF RECESSES, THEN SO BE
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IT.
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I'LL ABORT THE MISSION AND LEAVE
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WITH YOU.
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OH, NIGEY!
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THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!
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UH, THANKS.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE
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GOT TO FINISH THIS LITTLE
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MISSION.
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SO...
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WE CAN STILL CATCH THE SECOND
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HALF OF THE ROMANTICAL ROMANCE
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OF ALL ROMANCES ON "FIRE ARBOR
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DAY SPECTACULAR."
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WHAT?!
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I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE UP
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A MISSION TO GO ON A DATE WITH
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ME!
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TO TAKE PART IN A TASTING
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OF SUCH DELICACY THAT ALL ADULTS
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WILL ENJOY.
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AND SO IT IS AT THIS TIME, MY
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DEAR PRINCIPALS AND
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ADMINISTRATORS, THAT I WOULD
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LIKE TO SAY TO YOU...
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THIS SALAD DRESSING TASTES
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LIKE "BOOGIES."
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[ GASPS ]
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BOOGIES?
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IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?
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NO! NO, WAIT.
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GO BACK.
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YOU CAN'T BE... SAUERBRATEN!
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THERE ARE NO BOOGIES IN THIS
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DRESSING.
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SEE?
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THIS SALAD DRESSING IS GREAT.
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AH. YES, SIR!
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ANOTHER PERFECT DAY FOR RECESS.
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBUH 1
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CONVINCED SOMEBODY TO COME OUT
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AND PLAY.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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HEY, NUMBUH 1.
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HEY, GUYS.
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ISN'T IT GREAT TO HAVE RECESS
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BACK...
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AAAHHHH!
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[ THUD ]
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PRUNE JUICE?!
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO YOU ALL KNOW THE PLAN.
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IF WE'RE GOING TO SAVE RECESS,
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WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE HARD, AND
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WE'VE GOT TO STRIKE FAST!
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SO LET'S MOVE OUT!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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LIZZIE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT OUR
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DATE TONIGHT!!
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WELL, NO.
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UM... SOMETHING KIND OF CAME UP.
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YAAHH!
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IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GO
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OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON SOME
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STUPID MISSION AGAIN!
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[ INHALES, WHISTLES ]
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MNH-MNH-MNH!
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[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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All: YAH-AH-AH!
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MMM!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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[ ALL GROWLING ]
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[ ALL ROARING ]
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[ ALL GASPING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ DOG GROWLING ]
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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[ MUTTERING ANGRILY ]
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[ ALL SNICKERING ]
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[ MUTTERING UNINTELLIGIBLY ]
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[ SNIFFING ]
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[ TRAP SNAPS ]
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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All: HUH?
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[ THUMPING ]
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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HAMSTERS NEXT DOOR
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T.A.T. T.R.A.P.... TRAP ATTACHES
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TO TAIL, ROCKETING AWAY
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PUSSYCATS.
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All: AAHHH!
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[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
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[ MUTTERING ANGRILY ]
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UNH-UNH-UNH.
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UH-HUH.
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UNH-UNH-UNH.
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UH-HUH.
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UNH-UNH.
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UNH-UNH.
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UH-HUH.
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DUH!
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[ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ THUMPING ]
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[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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All: MY DARLING, SWEET KITTY,
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THE CATNIP OF MY EYES.
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YOU PUT THE "PURR" IN
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"PURRFECTLY MEOWLICIOUS."
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[ ALL PURRING ]
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, BABY.
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AAH!
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[ GIGGLING ]
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[ ALL GROWLING ]
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[ THUD ]
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[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
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[ ALL GROWLING ]
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HUH?
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[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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HUH?
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All: HUH?
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AH!
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AAHHH!
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WHEW!
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[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
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[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
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[ DOG GROWLS, CATS YELL ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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All: RAHHH!
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[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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HUH?
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[ HAMSTER WHISTLES ]
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All: HI!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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HUH?
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[ CAT WHISTLES ]
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All: YAH-HA!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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[ ALL LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ DOGS GROWLING ]
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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[ HUMMING ]
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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HMM...
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AHA!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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SO WITH RECESS SAVED, WE CAN
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FINALLY... WHAT THE...
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OUR TREE HOUSE!
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WHAT EVIL VILLAIN COULD DO
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SUCH A THING?
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[ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]
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GOOD EVENING.
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WE'RE HERE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT
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CAUSE... SAVING RECESS.
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THAT'S OUR TIME TO PLAY AND HAVE
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FUN, TO PRETEND WE'RE GIANT
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ROBOTS OR DIG TO CHINA IN THE
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SANDBOX.
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SO CALL THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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HOTLINE NOW TO PLEDGE YOUR
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SUPPORT TO SAVE RECESS.
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SCHOOLS... OH, THEY'RE TRYING TO
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KEEP US INSIDE, TO BRAINWASH US
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INTO EATING OUR VEGETABLES,
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MAKING US WASH OUR OWN
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UNDERWEAR, MAKING US...
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NUMBUH 5 HERE.
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HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.
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EDUCATE!
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[ BEEPING ]