OH, MAN.
LAST NIGHT'S ROOT-BEER PARTY
MUST HAVE BEEN A WILD ONE.
OHH.
MY HEAD'S KILLING ME.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
SECURE AREA.
All: SECURING THE AREA.
ALL CLEAR.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
PRESIDENT UNO?
PRESIDENT?!
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THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF
MISTAKE.
I AM NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES!
PRESIDENT UNO, SIR!
YOU CAN'T DO A PRESS CONFERENCE
IN YOUR BOXERS.
- AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL YOUR SECOND - TERM.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
NUMBUH 3? IS THAT YOU?
HEY!
STOP THAT! OW!
NO, NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!
[ GIGGLING ]
IT TICKLES!
A SUIT?!
GREAT HAIR AS USUAL,
MR. PRESIDENT.
- NOW, WE HAVE A BUSY DAY AHEAD OF - US.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
SLOW DOWN, KUKI.
WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON HERE?
I'M TELLING YOU WHAT'S GOING
ON, SIR, SO YOU DON'T MAKE A
- FOOL OF YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE - NATIONAL PRESS CORPS.
AAH!
COME ON!
GAH!
HEY, QUIT SHOVING!
- [ GULPS ] - UH...
- [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] - >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THE
RISING PRICE OF LIVERWURST?
- >> IS IT TRUE WE'RE LOSING THE - WAR AGAINST THE HATED
KIDS NEXT DOOR?
HATED?!
ARE YOU GOING TO TRIPLE THE
TAX ON RAINBOW MONKEYS?
- >> TAX?! RAINBOW... - >> PRESIDENT UNO!
TELL US MORE ABOUT TODAY'S
HISTORIC SIGNING OF THE BILL OF
NO RIGHTS FOR KIDS AND HOW IT
WILL FOREVER STAMP OUT THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR!
WHAT?!
STAMP OUT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
WHY, I-I COULD NEVER DO THAT!
I CAN ANSWER THAT ONE,
MR. PRESIDENT.
GENERAL BEETLES!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
NUMBUH 4? IS THAT YOU?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS
HIGH TIME WE PUT AN END TO THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR'S RIDICULOUS
AGENDA OF PROMOTING LATER
BEDTIMES AND LESS HOMEWORK!
SO WE WILL IMMEDIATELY USE THE
COMBINED MIGHT OF THE ARMY,
NAVY, AIR FORCE, AND MARINE
ANIMALS TO SMASH THOSE TWERPS
BACK TO THE PHONE AGE!
ALL WE NEED IS OUR PRESIDENT TO
SIGN THIS, UH... THINLY SLICED
THING WITH BIG WORDS ON IT.
BUT, WALLY, I'M A
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE, AND SO
ARE YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
MR. PRESIDENT, YOU ARE SUCH A
CRACK-UP!
[ LAUGHS ]
AND HE'S CRACKING UP, TOO.
NO WONDER YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT
WITH THAT CLEVER WIT OF YOURS,
AND, OH! AND GREAT HAIR, TOO.
HE DOES HAVE GREAT HAIR!
- >> I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN - IT.
IT'S SO SHINY.
I'M FURIOUS!
WE'RE ALL KIDS NEXT...
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
TODAY, PEOPLE!
THE PRESIDENT HAS SOME IMPORTANT
BILL SIGNING TO DO!
CAN YOU PLEASE STAY MORE ON
MESSAGE NEXT TIME,
MR. PRESIDENT?
THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.
GREAT HAIR, MR. PRESIDENT!
THIS WAY.
HAVE FUN SIGNING THAT BILL,
PRESIDENT UNO.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!
- >> [ GULPS ] - >> HEYA, BIG GUY!
TODAY'S BILL-SIGNING DAY!
YOU MUST BE EXCITED!
NUMBUH 2? IS THAT YOU?
WITH A MOUSTACHE?
SIR, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND
TIMES NOT TO CALL ME NUMBUH 2.
I PREFER THE TITLE
"VICE-PRESIDENT."
HERE WE ARE, SIR, AND PERFECT
TIMING.
YOUR SON IS ALREADY HERE.
SON?!
I-I-I-I HAVE A SON?!
I KNOW.
YOU GET SO BUSY, YOU FORGET
SOMETIMES.
SHIRLEY, COME GREET YOUR DAD.
SHIRLEY?
YES, FATHER.
DO YOU NEED ANY CHORES DONE?
MY SON'S NAME IS SHIRLEY?!
YOUR WIFE WANTED A GIRL, SIR.
I'M MARRIED?!
KUKI SANBAN!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
DID YOU FORGET TO INVITE ME TO A
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY AGAIN?!
"FORGET" IS AN
UNDERSTATEMENT.
YOU KNOW THE PRESIDENT
DOESN'T DO ANY PICTURES WITHOUT
HIS BEAUTIFUL AND FASHIONABLE
WIFE BY HIS SIDE!
UH, LIZZIE? WE'RE MARRIED?
NO. I BECAME FIRST LADY BY
MAIL ORDER.
OF COURSE WE'RE MARRIED!
NOW, COME ON!
- LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES - ALREADY!
AAH!
SHIRLEY!
GET YOUR TOKUS OVER HERE!
AND REMEMBER TO SMILE.
YES, MOTHER.
NOT YOU!
I WAS TALKING TO NIGEL!
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
NOW, JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE, SIR, AND THIS LONG,
STRANGE NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER.
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
THE "BILL OF NO RIGHTS FOR
KIDS"?!
AND THE END OF THIS WHOLE
KIDS NEXT DOOR MENACE!
JEEZ, THEY ARE SUCH A NUISANCE!
DESTROYING THE NATION'S SPINACH
FARMS, BREAKING FEDERAL
ROOT-BEER LAWS, GROWING ILLEGAL
CORN-DOG CROPS!
FINALLY, WE CAN BE RID OF THEM,
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SIGN...
THAT...
BILL.
GET... GET RID OF THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR?
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO
THEM?
IT'S BETTER YOU NOT KNOW,
SIR.
THAT WAY, YOU CAN'T GET IN
TROUBLE IF OUR "METHODS" BECOME
PUBLIC.
- [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] - >> PREPARE THE TROOPS FOR
OPERATION K.N. DONE FOR GOOD!
UH, OOH, UH... SORRY.
WRONG NUMBER.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
OHH!
- >> NIGEY, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING - FOR?!
GET TO SIGNING!
UH, UH, I-I-I-I... I JUST
NEED TO...
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I-I-I JUST HAVE TO, UH... GO TO
THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK.
I DON'T SEE WHY HE GOT TO BE
PRESIDENT.
IT'S THE HAIR.
HE'S GOT GREAT HAIR.
- >> WELL, I'VE GOT GREAT HAIR, - TOO!
YEAH, BUT YOURS IS ON YOUR
LIP.
NIGEY!
- IS EVERYTHING COMING OUT OKAY IN - THERE?
MAYBE HE HAD A BIG BREAKFAST.
HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BREAKFAST!
SECURITY!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
NIGEY? WHERE ARE YOU?
NIGEY!!
[ PANTING ]
[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
THIS IS GENERAL BEETLES!
I'LL PROMOTE EVERYONE THAT FINDS
THE PRESIDENT TO VETERINARIAN!
[ PANTING ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ CRYING ]
THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
I MUST BE DREAMING.
MAYBE IF I PINCH MYSELF.
OUCH! AAH!
OH, NO!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WELL, GLAD TO SEE SOME THINGS
HAVEN'T CHANGED.
- [ BEEPING ] - IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE DEFENSE
- SYSTEMS I DESIGNED ARE STILL IN - PLACE.
LET'S SEE IF I STILL GOT IT.
[ HIGH-PITCHED TONE ]
HYAH!
[ PANTING ]
MMM.
CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STANDARDS?
[ BEEPS ]
HMM.
WHERE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
RIGHT HERE!
[ GUN COCKS ]
[ GUNFIRE ]
- >> I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT - YOU!
HEY!
I CAME FOR YOUR HELP!
HOW ABOUT WE HELP YOU FIND
THE DOOR, ADULT!
SORRY ABOUT THAT, GUYS, BUT
YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD
DEFEAT ME IN HERE?
I KNOW THIS TREE HOUSE LIKE THE
BACK OF MY...
UH?
HOW'D HE GET IN?
ONLY KIDS NEXT DOOR OPS KNOW
THE MAILBOX CODES.
DUDE, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS
GUY IS?
WHO IS IT?
WHO BROKE INTO OUR TREE HOUSE?
IT... IT'S YOUR DAD, SIR.
WHA?
[ GASPS ]
YOU'RE THE LEADER OF SECTOR "V,"
SHIRLEY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
DON'T CALL ME THAT!
AROUND HERE, I'M CALLED "VIGGO."
[ CHUCKLES ]
"VIGGO"?
- YOU'D BE BETTER OFF KEEPING - "SHIRLEY."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROWLS ]
JUST CALL ME NUMBUH 1,600, OKAY?
AND WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MY
TREE HOUSE?
LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO
SOUND CRAZY, BUT I DON'T BELONG
IN THIS WORLD.
BEFORE I WOKE UP TODAY, I WASN'T
AN ADULT, I DIDN'T HAVE A SON,
AND I CERTAINLY WASN'T PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.
I WAS NUMBUH 1 OF THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
Y WERE NUMBUH 1?
YOU NEVER TOLD US YOUR DAD WAS
NUMBUH 1, SHIRLEY!
IT'S VIGGO!
AND THERE'S NO WAY MY DAD WAS
THE NUMBUH 1.
MY DAD'S A KID-HATING ADULT WHO
ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS STUPID
HAIR AND IS ON THE VERGE OF
SIGNING A BILL THAT WOULD TAKE
- AWAY THE RIGHTS OF EVERY KID IN - THIS COUNTRY!
THEN I CAN'T BE YOUR DAD!
- I WOULD NEVER SIGN A BILL LIKE - THAT!
- I-I... - >> HE AIN'T SIGNING NOTHING IF
WE GLUE HIS HANDS TO HIS BUTT!
- >> YEAH, AND LET'S SHAVE HIS - HEAD, TOO!
BUT... BUT I REALLY AM
NUMBUH 1!
- IF I WASN'T, WHY WOULD I COME - HERE?
HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW TO GET PAST
THE DEFENSES?
ANSWER ME THAT SHIR... I MEAN,
NUMBUH 1,600.
UM...
[ CRASHING ]
ATTENTION, KIDS NEXT STUPID!
YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO HAND
OVER PRESIDENT UNO BEFORE WE
BLOW YOUR CRUDDY TREE HOUSE INTO
LOTS OF TINY TREES AND HOUSES!
ONE...
UH... MNH...
WHAT COMES NEXT?
UH, THAT LOOPY ONE, RIGHT?
GREAT, SHIRLEY!
YOUR DAD SET US UP!
NO!
THEY MUST HAVE FOLLOWED ME HERE.
LOOK, WE'VE GOT AT LEAST 10
MINUTES BEFORE NUMBUH 4 CAN
FIGURE OUT HOW TO COUNT TO 3, SO
HERE'S THE PLAN.
NO!
HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH ALREADY?
YOU'RE A REAL JERK, DAD, AND TO
THINK, FOR A MINUTE, I ALMOST
BELIEVED YOU WERE NUMBUH 1.
LOOK, I-I...
LOCK HIM UP!
IF WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT, HE
CAN'T SIGN THAT BILL.
WAIT!
WHAT IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH?
WHAT IF HE'S NOT?!
WHAT IF HE'S JUST WACKO LIKE
YOUR MOM?
YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOM!
ME SHUT UP?
YEAH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
ENOUGH!
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
I A NUMBUH 1.
- >> AND I'M THE QUEEN OF THE - RAINBOW MONKEYS.
[ GUN COCKS ]
MOVE IT ALONG, BALDY!
- >> UH, UH, BUT I'M TELLING THE - TRUTH!
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME!
SIR, MORE TROOPS ARE
APPROACHING!
WHAT DO WE DO?!
DEFENSE GRID UP!
- LET'S SHOW THOSE ADULTS WHAT - WE'RE MADE OF.
BATTLE STATIONS!
UH, IS IT 64?
UH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T TELL ME.
AAH!
OH, YOU WANT TO FIGHT, DO YOU?!
BRING IN THE NAVY!
UH... DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I
STOP IN THE BATHROOM FOR A
SECOND?
OH, COME ON.
WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WE INVENTED THAT TRICK.
WHOA!
HEY! WHAT...
NUMBUH 5,000? WHY ARE YOU...
NO TIME. COME ON.
I'LL TAKE YOU TO NUMBUH 5.
NUMBUH 5?
YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
OF COURSE I DO. SHE'S MY MOM.
[ STEAM HISSES ]
COME ON!
THIS WAY!
MOM?
WHO'S THERE?
IT'S ME... LEOPOLD.
I BROUGHT SOMEONE TO SEE YOU.
NUMBUH 5?
IT'S ME... NUMBUH 1.
AAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU
TRAITOR?!
HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM HERE?
OF ALL PEOPLE!
AND TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT, SWEETIE.
IT LOOKS SLOPPY.
BUT, MOM, HE REMEMBERS!
- JUST LIKE ALL THE STUFF YOU TOLD - ME.
BULL PUCKY!
HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT ME IN THIS
ADULT HOME FOR THE CRIMINALLY
CHILDISH IN THE FIRST PLACE!
AND ALL BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID THAT
I'LL TELL EVERYBODY THAT HE USED
TO BE A KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVE!
ABBY, LISTEN TO ME!
I'M NOT THAT NIGEL, AND I DIDN'T
DO ANY OF THAT!
YESTERDAY, I-I WAS A 10-YEAR-OLD
BOY IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, AND
WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I
WAS ALL GROWN UP AND... AND THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
[ LAUGHS ]
AND YOU USED TO HAVE GREAT HAIR.
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOUR STYLIST GO ON VACATION?
I'M SERIOUS.
ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WHO WAS THE LEADER WHEN YOU
WAS IN BASIC TRAINING?
NUMBUH 100.
WHERE IS SECTOR "I" LOCATED?
INDIA!
WHEN DID YOU PASS THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR ENTRANCE EXAM?
I DIDN'T PASS IT.
YOU... YOU HACKED INTO THE
SYSTEM AND CHANGED MY GRADES SO
I'D GET IN.
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON NUMBUH 3?
AND DON'T SAY NUMBUH 4.
NIGEL!
- WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE - FOR YOU!
YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A PHONE OR
LEAVE A NOTE OR SOMETHING?!
AND WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR?!
OH, HELLO, NUMBUH 2!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME
THAT, YOU WEIRDO!
I AM VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
NOW, THE PRESIDENT HAS A BILL TO
SIGN... AFTER A VISIT TO HIS
STYLIST!
- >> BUT... - >> NIGEL, GO TO THE
WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
IT CAN TAKE YOU HOME.
WHAT?
DON'T LISTEN TO THAT NUT JOB,
NIGEL!
CAN YOU IMAGINE US AS
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES?
I MEAN, EVEN IF WE WERE, WE'RE
ADULTS NOW.
THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.
All: LEAVING, LEAVING.
LEAVING, LEAVING.
UH, YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH, DIFFERENT. HEY!
DO YOU MIND IF I HIT THE
BATHROOM BEFORE WE SIGN THAT
BILL?
KEEP THIS "GOING TO THE
BATHROOM" THING UP, AND WE'LL
HAVE TO START CALLING YOU
"JOHN"!
GET IT? "JOHN"?!
BATHROOM?!
YEAH, FUNNY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
UH, I'LL, UH, BE RIGHT BACK.
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, FELLAS.
All: WAITING, WAITING.
UH, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
PEEING ASSISTANCE,
MR. PRESIDENT?
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
NO, NO, NO.
I WAS JUST, UH, GETTING SOME
FRESH AIR IN HERE.
SHALL I CALL IN AN
AIR-FRESHENING SQUAD, SIR?
NO, THANKS!
OHH!
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
[ BANGING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ SILENCE ]
NUMBUH 2?
OHH!
COME ON, NUMBUH 1, LET'S GO!
SHIRLEY?
WHAT ARE YOU... YAOW!
FIRST OF ALL, DON'T CALL ME
"SHIRLEY"!
AND SECOND, WE'RE GETTING YOU
OUT OF HERE.
UH, WHERE'S NUMBUH 2?
OKAY, BOYS!
GET BACK THE PRESIDENT FROM
THOSE KIDS NEXT KIDNAPPERS!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER,
NUMBUH 4?
KIDS NEXT DOOR LEMONADE.
LEMONY EXPLOSIVE MAKES
OUTSTANDING NOISE AND DOUSES
ENEMIES.
OH, CRUD.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
MOVE IT!
WAIT FOR ME!
- >> [ WHISTLING ] - AAH!
HERE'S THE EXIT!
COVER ME WHILE I SET THE
CHARGES!
SO, NUMBUH 1,600, WHY DID YOU
FINALLY DECIDE TO HELP ME?
I REALIZED YOU WERE NUMBUH 1
WHEN YOU CUT OFF YOUR HAIR.
THERE'S NOTHING THAT COULD HAVE
MADE MY REAL FATHER DO THAT.
MAN, HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF YOU
REALLY WERE MY DAD?
WELL, IF YOU WERE MY SON, I'D
BE VERY PROUD OF YOU.
YOU TWO WANT TO HAVE A
FATHER-AND-SON PICNIC, OR DO YOU
WANT TO BUST OUT OF THIS JOINT?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
LOOK! OVER THERE!
NUMBUH 5 TOLD ME THE
WASHINGTON MONUMENT COULD GET ME
HOME.
YOU HEARD NUMBUH 1.
LET'S MOVE.
[ GRUNTS ]
AFTER THEM!
[ ALL PANTING ]
WE MADE IT, BUT HOW IS THIS
THING GOING TO GET ME HOME?
WHOA!
IT'S A... IT'S A SPACESHIP.
NOT EXACTLY, KID!
IT'S MORE OF A
DIMENSIONAL-TRAVEL MACHINE, BUT
YES, NIGEL, IT CAN GET YOU HOME.
WEAPONS, PLEASE!
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
THE ONLY THING I CAN FIGURE IS
THAT THE REAL NIGEL UNO IS
TRAPPED IN SOME PARALLEL
DIMENSION.
OR MAYBE HOBOKEN.
REGARDLESS, I'LL SEND YOU BACK
TO YOUR WORLD, AND HOPEFULLY,
HE'LL COME BACK TO OURS.
SO YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?
YEP!
JUST SIGN THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS
FOR KIDS, AND YOU'RE OUT OF
HERE.
I CAN'T DO THAT, HOAGIE.
I'D BE DOOMING THESE KIDS.
SO WHAT DO YOU CARE?!
ONCE YOU'RE HOME, THIS'LL ALL
JUST BE A BAD DREAM!
SO JUST SIGN THE BILL AND GET
OUT OF HERE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I SAID NO.
AAH!
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO
STUBBORN?!
SIGN THE STUPID BILL BEFORE WE
MAKE YOU SIGN IT!
LOOK, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
[ WHIMPERS ]
NO! NO, I...
AAH!
MR. PRESIDENT, AS YOUR MOST
TRUSTED ADVISER, I HIGHLY
RECOMMEND SIGNING THE BILL.
NO!
I WON'T!
AAH!
DON'T SIGN IT!
THEN I GET TO KICK YOUR BUTT
BEFORE I MAKE YOU SIGN IT!
NO. I-I-I CAN'T.
AAH!
JUST SIGN IT AND GO HOME,
NUMBUH 1.
WE'LL BE OKAY HERE.
I PROMISE.
SAVE YOURSELF.
NO.
I'LL NEVER BETRAY THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR, EVEN IF I AM AN
ADULT.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
ALL TROOPS, READY TO FIRE IN
THREE...
DARN IT. WHAT COMES AFTER THAT?
AH, FORGET IT!
FIRE!
NUMBUH 1!
NO!
DON'T DO IT! AAH!
I GET IT NOW.
WHAT? BUT THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
ALL UNITS, ATTACK!
[ GRUNTING ]
AAAAAH!
[ ROARING ]
[ ROARS ]
AAH!
ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE, MARINE
ANIMALS, SKUNKY SCOUTS, GET HIM!
[ ROARING ]
HUH?
[ SCREAMING ]
[ MONITOR BEEPS ]
- [ GASPS ] - WHERE... WHERE AM I?
KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE
HOSPITAL.
YOUR TEAMMATES BROUGHT YOU HERE
AFTER YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT BY
- ONE OF THE TOILENATOR'S POTTY - BOMBS.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
- >> WELL, ONLY ABOUT 10 MINUTES - OR SO.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
IT HAD TO BE LONGER THAN THAT.
I-I WAS IN SOME OTHER WORLD
WHERE I WAS THE PRESIDENT.
AND... OH, OH... AND THEY WANTED
ME TO SIGN A BILL THAT WOULD
DESTROY THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
IT WAS A TEST OR SOMETHING.
YOU'D NEED BETTER HAIR THAN
THAT TO BE PRESIDENT.
COME ON.
LET'S GET SOME CAKE AND ICE
CREAM IN YOU TO GET YOUR
STRENGTH BACK UP.
BUT IT WASN'T A DREAM!
IT WAS MORE THAN THAT!
OKAY.
I'D SAY NUMBUH 1 PERFORMED
WELL, DON'T YOU THINK?
HE'S NOT READY YET.
PROCEED WITH THE TEST.
BUT DISCONTINUE USE OF CHESTER'S
HAPPY HEADBAND TO INFLUENCE HIS
DREAMS.
I DON'T WANT HIM CATCHING ON TO
US... YET.
IT WAS THE STRANGEST DREAM.
I WAS THE PRESIDENT, AND... AND,
NUMBUH 2, YOU WERE THE
VICE-PRESIDENT.
AND, NUMBUH 3, YOU LOOKED JUST
LIKE YOUR MOM.
NUMBUH 4, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME
WITH SKUNKY SCOUTS AND WHALES.
AND NUMBUH 5, YOU WERE OLD
AND... AND INSANE, AND...
WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT ME?
GUYS?
[ SCREAMING ]
AAH!
MAN, I HAVE GOT TO STOP WATCHING
THOSE STUPID OLD MOVIES.