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[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
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THE MOST HONORABLE
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AMERIGO VESPINACIO!
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[ Foreign accent ] AH, YOUR
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MAJESTY.
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[ Foreign accent ] YOU MAY
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RISE, BROTHER VESPINACIO.
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YOU HAVE COME WITH A REQUEST...
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YES, NO?
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Sí, S YOUR MAJESTY.
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I WISH TO TRAVEL TO THE
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NEW WORLD AND SPREAD THE WORD OF
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THE GLORIOUS SPINACH TO ALL THE
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CHILDREN!
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A WONDERFUL IDEA!
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IN THE NAME OF OUR LAND,
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LA SPINACIA, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
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AND YOUR CONQUISTADORES THE
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BLESSING OF THE KINGDOM.
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NOW GO WITH THE SPINACH!
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UH, NUMBUH 4, I DON'T SEE
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ANYONE ELSE HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE IT'S "NATIONAL WALK
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OUT OF SCHOOL AND GO TO THE
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BEACH DAY"?
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SURE IT IS!
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I JUST CAME UP WITH THE IDEA
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THIS MORNING.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WE COULD GET IN BIG TROUBLE.
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RELAX, NUMBUH 2.
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HAVE I EVER GOTTEN US INTO
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TROUBLE?
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- >> AH... - >> DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION!
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ANYWAY, IT'S LUNCHTIME.
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WHAT YOU GOT TO TRADE FOR A
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BALONEY SANDWICH?
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OOH, HOW ABOUT A CHICKEN
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SALAD...
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I CLAIM THIS LAND IN THE NAME
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OF LA SPINACIA!
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DO YOU MIND, BUB?
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WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE LUNCH HERE!
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OOH, WE BRING THE LUNCH, HUH?
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YOU TRY THIS SPINACH QUICHE, NO?
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EECCHHH!
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NO IS RIGHT!
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UM, WELL, MAYBE JUST A TASTE.
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AND IT WAS DURING THIS PERIOD
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THAT THE TOLMECS FIRST STARTED
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USING CHIPOTLE SAUCE AS A
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BUILDING MATERIAL.
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THE SPINACH ARMADA!
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THEY GOT NUMBUH 2!
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WALLABEE BEETLES!
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
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YOU NOT TO COME TO CLASS IN YOUR
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UNDERWEAR?!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IT'S A BATHING SUIT!
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NOT TO BE ALARMED, CHILDREN.
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WE COME IN PEACE.
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ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU TRY THE
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SPINACH, AND YOU WILL SEE THE
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WAY OF THE GLORIOUS GREEN LEAF!
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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK
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YOU ARE, BUT WE DON'T GIVE IN TO
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CULINARY TERRORISM, ESPECIALLY
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FOR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE
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SEAWEED AND TASTES LIKE DIRT!
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU SPEAK THE BLASFEMIA!
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FLUENTLY!
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AND IF YOU THINK YOU GUYS CAN
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JUST COME INTO OUR SCHOOL AND
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FORCE-FEED US THIS JUNK, THEN
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YOU'VE NEVER TANGLED WITH US.
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KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!
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YAY!
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MISSION TIME!
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SO LONG, GREEN JEANS!
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HA HA HA HA!
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[ ALL ROARING ]
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[ GROANS ]
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A LITTLE HELP HERE, GUYS?
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MY STUPID DOOR IS JAMMED!
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- >> ALL RIGHT, TEAM, WE'VE GOT TO - GET TO THE TREE HOUSE AND CALL
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- IN CLOVER KIDS NEXT DOOR FOR - BACKUP.
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LET'S DO IT!
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HEY, LOOK!
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A CAMPING TRIP.
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- [ ALL GASP ] - WHAT?
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YOU GUYS FORGET YOUR
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MARSHMALLOWS OR SOMETHING?
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[ POUNDING ]
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[ GROANS ]
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THANKS FOR WAITING UP, GUYS.
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NEXT TIME... [ GASPS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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IN SPINACH-US WE EAT-US,
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IN OUR BELLY-US,
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YUMMY, YUMMY SPINACH-US.
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COME HERE!
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GIVE ME YOUR ROBE, YOU
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SPINACH-EATING CREEP.
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[ GASPS ] NUMBUH 2?
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MAN, I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.
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FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT I WAS
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GONNA HAVE TO SAVE US ALL FROM
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EATING DISGUSTING SPINACH BY
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MYSELF.
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BUT THERE'S NOTHING
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DISGUSTING ABOUT SPINACH,
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NUMBUH 4.
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IT'S QUITE GOOD, ACTUALLY.
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WHAT?!
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HA!
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, NUMBUH 2.
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FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT
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YOU WERE SERIOUS.
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[ Foreign accent ] I AM
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SERIOUS, NUMBUH 4!
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YOU SHOULD REALLY GIVE SPINACH A
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TRY.
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I'M SURE YOU, TOO, WILL BE
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CONVERTED TO THE WONDERS OF THE
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GREEN LEAF.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST CR-CR-CRAZY
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TALK!
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- NO KID ACTUALLY LIKES TO EAT - THAT CRUD.
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AH, BROTHER HOAGIE, I SEE YOU
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ARE SPREADING THE WORD OF THE
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GLORIOUS SPINACH TO YOUR
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FRIENDS!
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BUT, ALAS,
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BROTHER VESPINACIO, NUMBUH 4
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WILL NOT OPEN HIS MOUTH TO THE
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JOYS OF THE GREEN LEAF.
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OH, DON'T YOU WORRY,
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BROTHER HOAGIE.
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YOU GO WITH THE OTHERS AND SING
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THE JOYS OF THE LEAF.
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I WILL SHOW YOUR AMIGO HERE THE
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GREEN LIGHT PERSONALLY.
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GO WITH THE SPINACH,
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WALLABEE.
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BLECCH!
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IN SPINACH-US WE LOVE-US.
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WE EAT-US IN OUR BELLY-US.
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AND NOW, MI AMIGO, YOU WILL
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EAT THE SPINACH!
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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
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OH, NO?
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[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]
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WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU EAT.
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SPINACH-US, YOU EAT-US, OR
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ELSE-US WE SING-US.
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[ GULPS ]
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT
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♪ THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY
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- ♪ JUST TASTE IT - ♪ YOU'LL LOVE IT
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♪ THERE IS NO OTHER WAY
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♪ THE SPINACH INQUISITION...
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IT'S HERE, AND IT'S A HOOT ♪
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♪ THE SPINACH INQUISITION
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♪ SOME CALL IT A LEAFY FOOD
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♪ JUST TASTE IT
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- >> ♪ YOU'LL LOVE IT - >> ♪ WHY GO THROUGH
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- ALL THIS ROW? ♪ - >> ♪ A BIT THEN?
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♪ A SMIDGEN
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♪ YOU REALLY CAN'T SAY NO
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- >> I SAID NO ONCE, I SAID NO - TWICE.
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- YOU CHAINED ME HERE, AND THAT'S - NOT NICE.
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- I WILL NOT EAT IT, NOT EVEN A - SCRAP.
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I WILL NOT TRY IT.
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- IT TASTES LIKE... - >> ♪ STOP!
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♪ WHY NO,
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YOU LITTLE SO-AND-SO? ♪
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♪ IF YOU WILL NOT TRY IT,
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THEN IN THE VAT YOU GO ♪
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♪ OH
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♪ WILL YOU TRY IT?
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NO, NO, NO!
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♪ WILL YOU TASTE IT?
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UNH-UNH-UNH.
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WELL, IF HE WON'T TRY IT,
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MAYBE HIS GIRLFRIEND WILL.
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♪ SO, COME ON, MONKS,
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LET'S GIVE THEM A THRILL ♪
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- >> ♪ PLEASE, TASTE IT - ♪ YOU'LL LOVE IT
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♪ DON'T MAKE US BE SO HARSH
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♪ A NIBBLE, WHY QUIBBLE?
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♪ IT WON'T MAKE YOU BARF
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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ARE YOU DEAF?
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- BRING THAT JUNK BACK TO THE - CHEF.
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- >> IT'S YUCKY, BLECCHY, GROSS, - AND STUPID.
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I TRIED IT ONCE.
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- IT TASTES LIKE... - >> ♪ STOP! OH, PLEASE,
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DON'T MAKE US GET SEVERE ♪
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♪ OR MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
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TRYING IT IN HERE ♪
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♪ WILL YOU TRY IT
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- IN A BOWL? ♪ - >> NOT ONE LOUSY CRUMB.
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- >> ♪ WILL YOU TRY IT - ON A ROLL? ♪
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♪ DO I LOOK LIKE I'M THAT
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DUMB?! ♪
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♪ YEAH!
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♪ THE SPINACH INQUISITION...
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COME ON AND OPEN WIDE ♪
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♪ THE SPINACH INQUISITION...
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TURN YOUR BELLY GREEN INSIDE ♪
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♪ WE ASKED YOU VERY NICELY
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♪ WE ASKED YOU A FEW TIMES
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♪ BUT IF YOU WILL NOT TASTE IT,
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I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO... ♪
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STOP!!
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"STOP" IS RIGHT!
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THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN
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SPINACH IS A CRUDDY
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SONG-AND-DANCE NUMBER ABOUT
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SPINACH!
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[ Normal voice ] I DIDN'T
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REALIZE YOU WERE FORCING KIDS TO
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EAT SPINACH.
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AH, Sí.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE SPINACH
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INQUISITION.
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[ RIM SHOT ]
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BUT YOU ARE A NAIVE LITTLE BOY,
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AMIGO.
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MOST CHILDRENS NO EAT THE
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SPINACH AND LOVE IT, LIKE YOU.
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BUT IF THEY DON'T LIKE TO EAT
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SPINACH, THEN THEY SHOULDN'T
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HAVE TO EAT IT.
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[ GASPS ]
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BE CAREFUL, BROTHER HOAGIE.
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YOU SPEAK THE BLASFEMIA!
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[ Foreign accent ] YOU'RE...
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RIGHT, BROTHER VESPINACIO.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.
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IF THESE CHILDREN WON'T TASTE
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THE JOYS OF SPINACH ON THEIR
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OWN, THEY MUST BE FORCED TO.
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NUMBUH 2, WHAT ARE YOU DO...
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WHAAA!
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- >> THAT'S A GOOD BOY, - BROTHER HOAGIE.
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HUH?
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- >> [ Normal voice ] HEY, - AMERIGO, HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A
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TURN ON THE WHEEL?
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AAHHH!
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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YAAHHH!
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HUH?
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[ PANTING ]
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HEY, COME BACK HERE!
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ALL RIGHT, VESPINACIO, TAKE YOUR
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LEAFY LACKEYS AND GO BACK WHERE
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YOU CAME FROM.
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YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR HERESY
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AGAINST THE SPINACH, MI AMIGO!
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HA! RAAHH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU CAN'T WIN, YOU KNOW?
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EVEN IF YOU... UGH! DEFEAT
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US, MORE KIDS WILL SPROUT UP
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LIKE SPINACH AND DEFEAT YOUR
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GREEN TYRANNY.
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[ GROANS ]
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AH-HOO!
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YAAAHH!
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[ CRIES ]
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OH-OH-OH, MY FACE!
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AAH!
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HE-E-LP!
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HELP!
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PLEASE!
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I HATE THE SPINACH!
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All: WHAT?!
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THERE, I SAID IT.
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I HATE THE SPINACH!
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WHAT, DOESN'T EVERYBODY?
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I AGREE.
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HE'S RIGHT.
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THEN WHY DO YOU EAT IT?
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THE KING OF SPINACIA, HE
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MAKES US EAT IT.
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PLEASE, I BEG YOU, GET ME OUT OF
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HERE!
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ALL RIGHT...
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BUT UNDER ONE CONDITION.
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SO, FOR SAVING OUR
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COUNTRYMAN, WE SIGN THIS TREATY,
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AND WE WILL NEVER FORCE THE KIDS
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IN YOUR COUNTRY TO EAT THE
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SPINACH AGAIN!
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WE WILL INSTEAD HEAD NORTH TO
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CANADA!
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HA HA!
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY LIKE
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THE SPINACH, EITHER.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO GET EVERYONE
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ELSE TO EAT IT SO I DON'T HAVE
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TO.
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HA HA HA!
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SO, YOU WANT TO TRADE SOME OF
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YOUR SPINACH FOR A CHICKEN-SALAD
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SANDWICH?
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[ Thinking ] IT'S A DARN
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LONELY LIFE OUT HERE, BUT SOME
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COWPOKE'S GOT TO DO IT.
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SOMETIMES, I GOT TO REMIND
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MYSELF THAT THE JOB DIDN'T
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CHOOSE ME.
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I CHOSE THE JOB.
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AND SO I RIDE ALONE.
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MAYBE I'VE RODE FOR YOU AT ONE
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POINT OR ANOTHER.
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YOU SAY YOU WANT A NOTE PASSED
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TO SOME "FELLER" IN YOUR MATH
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CLASS.
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YOU TALK TO ME.
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AND YOU SAY YOU DON'T WANT NO
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VARMINTS TO SEE WHAT'S WRITTEN
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ON THAT THERE NOTE?
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YOU TALK TO ME.
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MR. GILLIGAN!
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AND YOU SAY YOU DEFINITELY
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DON'T WANT NO TEACHER GETTING
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AHOLD OF THAT NOTE AND READING
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IT IN CLASS?
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MR. GILLIGAN!!
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WELL, YOU GUESSED IT,
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PARDNER.
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YOU TALK TO ME.
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MR. GILLIGAN, I AM TALKING TO
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YOU!!
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AND WHAT IS A CAMPFIRE DOING IN
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MY SCHOOL HALLWAY?
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JUST RUSTLING UP SOME
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VICTUALS THERE,
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SHERIFF SAUERBRATEN.
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BY THE WAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT
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VICTUALS IS SPELLED "VIC-TU-ALS"
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BUT PRONOUNCED "VITTLES"?
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NO!
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BUT I DO KNOW THAT DETENTION
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WILL BE PRONOUNCED "GILLIGAN" IF
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YOU DON'T GET TO CLASS
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IMMEDIATELY!
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DON'T GET YOUR UNDERWEAR ALL
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TWISTED IN THE SADDLE, SHERIFF.
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I'M A-GOING.
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AAH!
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I'D LOVE TO STAY AND GAB WITH
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YOU, BUT ME AND OLD RICKETY HERE
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GOTS A MEETING WITH A CERTAIN
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FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT.
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GIDDYUP, GIRL.
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YEE-HA!
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WHO WAS THAT MASKED BOY?
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WHOA!
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BE RIGHT BACK, GIRL.
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HOWDY, PARDNERS.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,
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GILLIGAN?
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SORRY, BUT I HAD TO RUSTLE ME
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UP SOME VICTUALS BEFORE YOUR
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DELIVERY.
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SAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT
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"VICTUALS" IS ACTUALLY
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SPELLED...
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YES, YES, IT'S SPELLED
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"VIC-TU-ALS."
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I KNOW.
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- BUT I DIDN'T CALL YOU HERE FOR A - SPELLING LESSON.
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- I CALLED YOU TO DELIVER A VERY - IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR
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PRESIDENT EGGLESTON.
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[ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ]
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[ HUMMING ]
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THE KIDS NEXT DOOR BALONEY
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EXPRESS HAS SUCCESSFULLY
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DELIVERED THOUSANDS OF NOTES
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WITHOUT ONE EVER BEING READ IN
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FRONT OF CLASS.
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WELL, THIS ONE HAD BETTER NOT
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BE READ BY ANYBODY OTHER THAN
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ITS INTENDED RECIPIENT.
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I ASSUME YOU KNOW MUFFY JENKINS.
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SHE'S A CUTE FILLY, BUT A
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MIGHT KISSY-FACED, IF YOU ASK
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ME.
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU, BUT I'M
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TELLING YOU THAT YOU HAVE UNTIL
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THE END OF LUNCH PERIOD TO
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DELIVER THIS NOTE TO HER.
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RELAX, THERE, GREENHORN.
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I AIN'T NEVER MISSED A DELIVERY
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YET.
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[ IMITATES GUN CLICKING ]
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NOT YET YOU HAVEN'T.
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[ Thinking ] DUKE, RUNT, AND
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LUNK... THE SIX-GUM GANG.
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NOW WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THOSE
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NO-GOOD VARMINTS ARE DOING,
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LINGERING AROUND THESE PARTS?
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[ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ WHISTLES ]
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SADDLE UP, BOYS!
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IT'S NOT EVERY DAY A FELLER
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GETS TO DELIVER A NOTE FOR THE
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PRESIDENT OF THE WHOLE FOURTH
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GRADE.
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IS IT A LOVE NOTE?
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THE ANSWERS TO THIS AFTERNOON'S
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HISTORY QUIZ?
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00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,267
THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
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I'M JUST THE MESSENGER.
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- AND WHILE IT'S MY JOB TO DELIVER - NOTES...
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THERE HE IS!
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GET HIM!
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IT'S OTHER FOLKS' JOBS TO
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STOP ME.
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I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED TODAY
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WOULD BE THE SIX-GUM GANG'S
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TURN.
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YAAHHH!
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PULL OVER, YOU
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GOOD-FOR-NOTHING POLECAT!
446
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[ GIGGLING STUPIDLY ]
447
00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,195
HUH?
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00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:42,767
YEE-HA!
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00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,813
- [ Thinking ] GOOD THING THE - GANG'S ALL HERE.
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I COULD USE SOME HELP... WITH MY
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HOMEWORK.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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AAHHH!
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NOT GONNA LOSE RUNT AS EASY
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AS THE REST OF THEM.
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00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,810
SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO
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SOMEWHERE HE WON'T.
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00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:07,533
RIGHT, OLD RICKETY?
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[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
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DANG BURNIT!
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IDIOT DONE HIGHTAILED IT INTO
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THE GYM.
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DURN FOOL WILL NEVER MAKE IT OUT
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OF THERE ALIVE.
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[ HORSE CLOMPING SLOWLY ]
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[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
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[ Thinking ] NOT MANY
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COWPOKES DARE VENTURE INTO THE
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GYM ANYMORE.
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SOME SAY IT'S A WASTELAND OF OLD
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SHORTS AND DIRTY SOCKS.
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00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:34,787
BUT I SEE THE PLACE AS
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PERFECT...
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PERFECT FOR AN AMBUSH.
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EASY THERE, OLD RICKETY.
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THEY AIN'T GONNA BOTHER US.
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WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH ALL
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FRIENDLY LIKE.
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[ PANTING ]
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[ Thinking ] WELL, AT LEAST THEY
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GOT THE DECENCY NOT TO SHOOT
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WHEN A COWPOKE'S TRYING TO GET
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HIS HAT BACK ON.
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AAAHH!
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[ GROANS ]
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[ Thinking ] KINDERGARTNERS.
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THERE ARE MANY TRIBES IN THIS
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SCHOOL, BUT THE CRAYONK ARE THE
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BIGGEST AND NOBLEST OF THEM ALL.
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THEY'RE ALSO THE LEAST FORGIVING
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IF THEY CATCH AN OLDER KID
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WANDERING IN THEIR TERRITORY.
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DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE.
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AAH!
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SO, MIND MY ASKING WHAT YOU KIDS
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ARE UP TO?
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SILENCE, FOURTH GRADER.
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ONCE "DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE" DANCE
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DONE, YOU FALL INTO PIT OF
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PASTE, AND YOUR GOOSE COOKED!
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SPEAKING OF COOKING, YOU
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WOULDN'T MIND HELPING A COWPOKE
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- OUT WITH SOME VICTUALS, WOULD - YOU?
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WHICH REMINDS ME...
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DON'T!
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- DO NOT DO THIS, - "SITS IN CORNER."
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OUT OF WAY,
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"GETS PIGTAILS PULLED."
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THIS FOURTH GRADER MUST BE
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PUNISHED.
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WHAT GOES ON HERE?
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OH, "CHIEF COLORS WITH BROKEN
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CRAYONS," THAT BOY HAS DONE
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NOTHING WRONG.
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NOTHING?
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- HE FOUND WANDERING IN CRAYONK - TERRITORY.
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YOU COME TO TAKE OUR MILK
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MONEY, LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT AND
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HIS GANG DID MANY CALENDAR PAGES
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AGO?
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BEGGING YOUR PARDON, CHIEF,
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BUT PRESIDENT
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JAMES NIXON McGARFIELD GOT SENT
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TO PERMANENT DETENTION AFTER
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TURNING TOTALLY EVIL.
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THERE'S A NEW PRESIDENT IN TOWN,
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EGBERT EGGLESTON.
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EGG-BOY, HUH?
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MY DAD FRIENDS WITH HIS DAD.
530
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,807
BUY US ICE CREAM AFTER SOCCER
531
00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,295
PRACTICE.
532
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,197
MMM, TWO SCOOPS.
533
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,127
BUT IF WE NOT SEND MESSAGE TO
534
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,031
OLDER KIDS, THEY WILL COME LIKE
535
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,840
SCREAMING GIRLS TO "RAINBOW
536
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,628
MONKEYS ON ICE" SHOW AND BEAT US
537
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,000
UP FOR MILK MONEY.
538
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,857
"SITS IN CORNER" HAS GREAT
539
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,695
ANGER AT FOURTH GRADERS FOR
540
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:42,977
GIVING HIM ATOMIC WEDGIE LONG
541
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,231
AGO.
542
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,580
BUT WE KINDERGARTNERS CANNOT
543
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,901
HIDE FROM OLDER KIDS FOREVER.
544
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,777
WE MUST MAKE PEACE WITH THEM,
545
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:52,631
TRADE YIPPER CARDS, AND PLAY
546
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,430
TOGETHER.
547
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,280
- >> BUT... - >> SILENCE!
548
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,827
"MOTHER DRESSES FUNNY,"
549
00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:58,331
"STILL WETS PANTS," RELEASE THE
550
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,930
FOURTH GRADER.
551
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,370
THANKS, PARDNERS.
552
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,113
- >> [ GRUMBLES ] - [ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
553
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,503
THERE YOU ARE!
554
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,680
- >> [ Thinking ] NICE KIDS, THOSE - KINDERGARTNERS.
555
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:21,857
BUT THEY REALLY CUT INTO MY
556
00:19:21,885 --> 00:19:22,995
SCHEDULE.
557
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,687
NOW I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH TIME TO
558
00:19:24,718 --> 00:19:26,368
DELIVER THE NOTE AND HOPEFULLY
559
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,703
RUSTLE UP SOME VICTUALS.
560
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,567
HMM... FUNNY WORD, THAT.
561
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:33,803
AAH! WHOA!
562
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:35,407
[ Thinking ] BUILDING-BLOCK
563
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,995
BARRICADE... OLD KINDERGARTNER
564
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:39,597
TRICK, WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN...
565
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,427
YEEE!
566
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,770
I DON'T CARE WHAT CHIEF SAYS!
567
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,043
"SITS IN CORNER" WILL NEVER
568
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:45,298
TRUST OLDER KIDS!
569
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,067
WELL, WELL.
570
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,533
A KIDDY-GARTNER.
571
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,130
AND JUST IN TIME FOR LUNCH.
572
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,830
SO HAND OVER YOUR MILK MONEY
573
00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:54,501
BEFORE I GIVE YOU AN ATOMIC
574
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:56,267
WEDGIE, LIKE I DID LAST TIME.
575
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:56,803
HEE HEE!
576
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:57,867
NO!
577
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,080
- THAT'S ALL MY MOMMY GAVE ME FOR - TODAY.
578
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,097
I NEED MY VITAMIN "D"!
579
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,027
GIVE IT!
580
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,490
[ WHIMPERING ]
581
00:20:04,518 --> 00:20:05,928
THANK YOU.
582
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,170
NOW, BEAT IT, SHRIMP.
583
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,083
[ GROANS ]
584
00:20:11,101 --> 00:20:12,971
I GOTS ME SOME BUSINESS WITH
585
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,233
MR. DELIVERY BOY HERE.
586
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,370
GIVE IT BACK, RUNT.
587
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,533
[ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
588
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,671
WHY THE HECK DO YOU CARE?
589
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:24,173
HE'S JUST A LOUSY KIDDY-GARTNER.
590
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:27,733
I SAID, GIVE IT BACK.
591
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:33,000
OH, YEAH?
592
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:36,397
MAKE ME.
593
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:44,803
OW!
594
00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:47,277
[ GROANS ]
595
00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:49,731
NICE TRY, SLOWPOKE.
596
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,810
NOW, ABOUT THAT THERE NOTE
597
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,865
YOU'RE DELIVERING...
598
00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:55,103
OOP!
599
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,927
[ BABBLING ]
600
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,731
TODAY "SITS IN CORNER"
601
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,530
REALIZE THAT NOT ALL FOURTH
602
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,301
GRADERS ARE BAD.
603
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,467
MUCH OBLIGED, KID.
604
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,513
I JUST HATE SEEING A YOUNG'UN
605
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,534
LOSE HIS MILK MONEY TO A BULLY.
606
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,880
NO, YOU KEEP AND... HOW YOU
607
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:13,201
SAY? RUSTLE YOURSELF UP SOME
608
00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:14,667
VICTUALS.
609
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,643
WELL, I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU A
610
00:21:16,668 --> 00:21:18,598
FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT WORD, BUT
611
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,327
I GOT A DELIVERY TO MAKE.
612
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,000
SEE YA AROUND, PARDNER.
613
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,927
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
614
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,831
AFTERNOON, LADIES.
615
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,730
SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR
616
00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:32,601
MUFFY JENKINS, COURTESY OF THE
617
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,237
- KIDS NEXT... - THE NOTE!
618
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:34,973
OH, MY GOSH!
619
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:35,573
OH, MY GOSH!
620
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:36,803
I LOST THE NOTE!
621
00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,337
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO
622
00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:39,868
TELL YOU, YOU IDIOT!
623
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,613
YOU LEFT THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
624
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,334
WITHOUT IT!
625
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,340
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
626
00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:47,328
I-I THOUGHT I FORGOT SOMETHING.
627
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,870
YEAH, YOUR BRAIN!
628
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,713
OF ALL THE DANGBLASTED,
629
00:21:51,734 --> 00:21:53,534
NO-GOOD, USELESS POLECATS, I GET
630
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,670
STUCK WITH...
631
00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:59,173
WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
632
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:02,173
HAPPY TRAILS, LADIES.
633
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,213
LIKE I SAID BEFORE, IT'S A
634
00:22:04,234 --> 00:22:06,234
LONELY JOB, BUT SOMEBODY'S GOT
635
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,670
TO DO IT.
636
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:09,663
MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL NEED A NOTE
637
00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:11,634
DELIVERED, AND IF YOU DO, YOU
638
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,900
KNOW WHO TO CALL.
639
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,380
SO, WHAT'S THE NOTE SAY,
640
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:17,801
MUFFY?
641
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,807
- >> [ GIGGLES ] - OH, NOTHING.
642
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:24,400
THAT EGG-BOY IS SO WEIRD.
643
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:27,027
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
644
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,340
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
645
00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:29,628
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
646
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,610
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
647
00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:33,565
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
648
00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:35,003
5...
649
00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,397
4...
650
00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:37,727
3...
651
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,100
2...
652
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,567
1.
653
00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:42,943
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
654
00:22:42,968 --> 00:22:44,298
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
655
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:46,257
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
656
00:22:46,285 --> 00:22:48,195
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
657
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,287
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
658
00:22:51,318 --> 00:22:54,368
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.