1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:06,073 [crickets chirping] 2 00:00:13,846 --> 00:00:14,814 - PLEASE. - NO. 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,516 - PLEASE. I'M SAYING PLEASE. 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,551 - I'M SORRY, MR. MONK, I'M NOT MOVING. 5 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:19,786 - IT'S HUMILIATING. 6 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,123 LOOK AT ME, I'M LAST IN LINE. 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,291 - MR. MONK, THERE ARE TWO OF US, 8 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,557 AND YOU'RE SECOND. 9 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,160 - I'M TWO. SECOND OUT OF TWO. 10 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,495 WE CALL THAT LAST. 11 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,129 - I'M NOT MOVING. I'M ON THE HEATING GRATE. 12 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,164 I'M VERY COMFORTABLE. 13 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,706 - YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE SHOW. 14 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:39,840 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CHRISTINE RAPP IS. 15 00:00:39,872 --> 00:00:41,709 - I KNOW WHO SHE IS. 16 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:43,610 SHE'S AN ACTRESS FROM AN OLD TV SHOW 17 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,478 THAT MY BOSS IS OBSESSED WITH. 18 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:46,814 - I'M NOT OBSESSED. 19 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,317 I'M BARELY FIXATED. 20 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,185 I'M--I'M--I'M MILDLY-- 21 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,454 OKAY, I'M OBSESSED. 22 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:58,491 THAT SHOW WAS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 23 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,826 - CLEARLY. 24 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:02,329 - TUESDAYS AT 8:00. 25 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,432 THE COOPER CLAN. 26 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,301 IT WAS LIKE 27 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:10,438 THEY WERE THE ONLY FRIENDS I HAD. 28 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:13,274 - OKAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HER? 29 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,111 - I'M GONNA SAY THANK YOU. 30 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,322 [overlapping chatter] 31 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,257 - THERE SHE IS! 32 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:30,790 - CHRISTINE, OVER HERE. 33 00:01:30,823 --> 00:01:32,159 - I LOVE THE BOOK. 34 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:33,860 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 20 YEARS? 35 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,263 - OH, I'VE BEEN RIGHT HERE. 36 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,331 WHERE HAVE YOU BOYS BEEN? 37 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,498 - IT'S 9:30. WE SHOULD GET TO THE BOOKSTORE. 38 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:39,733 - YEAH, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 39 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,368 - CHRISTINE, YOU WERE PRETTY ROUGH ON SOME OF YOUR COSTARS 40 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,370 IN THE BOOK. 41 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,304 - I JUST TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS. 42 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,472 - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'LL REACT TO THAT? 43 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:45,338 - OH, THEY'LL GET OVER IT. 44 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,341 - STEVEN DORN SOUNDED PRETTY ANGRY. 45 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,543 - STEVEN DORN CAN WRITE HIS OWN BOOK. 46 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,677 - HE SAID YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. 47 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,146 - OH. 48 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,381 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ONE OF YOU BOYS 49 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,348 START MY CAR FOR ME. 50 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,551 OH, WAIT, I DON'T NEED TO. I CAN START IT FROM HERE. 51 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,620 [car beeps, engine starts] 52 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,663 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 53 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,931 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 54 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:16,270 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 55 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:18,906 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 56 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,174 * WELL, I DO 57 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:23,276 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 58 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:26,646 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 59 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,750 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 60 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:32,353 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 61 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:36,424 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S A-MA-ZING * 62 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,460 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 63 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,829 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO * 64 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:47,268 * YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 65 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,871 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 66 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:52,772 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 67 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:55,276 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 68 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,645 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 69 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:01,514 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 70 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:06,354 - IN THE SLUMBER PARTY EPISODE-- 71 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,320 - "SLUMBER PARTY POOPER." SEASON FOUR, EPISODE NINE. 72 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,955 - WHAT WAS THE NAME OF JANEY'S BEST FRIEND? 73 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,258 - BRENDA. 74 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,625 OKAY, WHO WAS SCAMP'S TRAINER? 75 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:12,592 - WAYNE JULIUS. 76 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,295 HOW MUCH DID CATHY COOPER'S FIRST CAR COST? 77 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,997 - AH, THAT'S TOO EASY. $100. 78 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,567 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL THEY ATTENDED? 79 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,768 - TATEM ELEMENTARY. 80 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,670 - AND WHAT YEAR WAS IT BUILT? - WHAT YEAR? 81 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,003 - COME ON, IT WAS ON THE CORNERSTONE 82 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,406 NEAR THE FRONT DOOR. 83 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:26,407 1928. 84 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:27,540 HE GETS HALF A POINT. 85 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,377 OKAY, WHAT COLOR WAS THE TELEPHONE 86 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,679 IN THE LIVING ROOM? 87 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,680 - COLOR? 88 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,682 YELLOW. 89 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,283 - YOU LOOKED AT THE LUNCH BOX. 90 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,418 - I DID NOT. - HE LOOKED AT THE LUNCH BOX. 91 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,618 NO POINT FOR HIM. WHAT'S THE SCORE? 92 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:39,620 WHAT'S THE SCORE? WHAT'S THE SCORE? 93 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:40,353 - I DON'T KNOW, MR. MONK. 94 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,289 WHAT DO YOU WANT THE SCORE TO BE? 95 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,557 - OKAY, OKAY, FINAL ROUND. THIS IS FOR THE GAME. 96 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,461 WHAT IS THE NAME 97 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:50,298 OF THE LETTER CARRIER IN THE PEN PAL EPISODE? 98 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,299 - DAISY GREEN. 99 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,599 - WRONG! HE'S WRONG! 100 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,933 I WIN! - IT WAS DAISY GREEN. 101 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:55,603 I HAVE THE EPISODE GUIDE RIGHT HERE. 102 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:56,770 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 103 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:59,606 HER NAME WAS DAISY GREEN IN SEASON TWO. 104 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,675 SHE GOT MARRIED IN THE SERIES FINALE, REMEMBER? 105 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,645 SHE BECAME DAISY-- COME ON. 106 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:05,913 BRACKOWITZ. POW! 107 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,580 I DIDN'T SAY, "WHAT WAS HER NAME?" 108 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,349 I SAID, "WHAT IS HER NAME?" 109 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,150 IS, IS. 110 00:04:10,182 --> 00:04:11,618 SEE, I SAID "IS". YOU HEARD ME. 111 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,719 IS. 112 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,853 GAME OVER. I WIN. 113 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,955 HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THIS SHOW? 114 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,625 YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS CALLED THE COOPER CLAN. 115 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,293 YEAH, LOOK IT UP IN YOUR LITTLE BOOK. 116 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,560 HE'S GOT THE LITTLE BOOK. 117 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,362 HE'S GOT IT. LOOK AT YOUR BOOK. 118 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,497 HE'S GOT THE BOOK. 119 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,632 - YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. MONK, I'M ACTUALLY GLAD WE CAME. 120 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,668 I REALLY AM. 121 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,870 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU THIS EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING. 122 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,872 THIS SHOW WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU. 123 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:33,740 - YEAH, IT WAS ALL I HAD. 124 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,576 NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS GOT, 125 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,711 I KNEW IF I COULD JUST MAKE IT TO TUESDAY NIGHT-- 126 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:43,483 8:00, TUESDAY NIGHT-- EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY. 127 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:47,355 IT WOULD ALL MAKE SENSE, AT LEAST FOR HALF AN HOUR. 128 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:50,723 THEY WERE LIKE MY OTHER FAMILY. 129 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:51,558 WHO AM I KIDDING? 130 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,060 MY REAL FAMILY WAS MY OTHER FAMILY. 131 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:55,428 - GOOD MORNING. 132 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,665 - OH, IS THAT IT? IS THAT THE BOOK? 133 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,632 COULD I--COULD I BUY THAT? 134 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:03,370 - ABSOLUTELY. 135 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:04,672 - KEEP THE CHANGE. 136 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,673 OH, WAIT. HOW MUCH IS THE CHANGE? 137 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,709 NEVER MIND. KEEP THE CHANGE. 138 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,043 RE-COOPER-ATING. 139 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,911 I GOT THE FIRST COPY. 140 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,613 FIRST ONE. - CANCELLED? 141 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,583 - I GUESS YOU PEOPLE HAVEN'T HEARD. 142 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:16,783 IT WAS ON THE NEWS. 143 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,720 SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO KILL HER. 144 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,461 - OH, MY GOD. 145 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:28,528 OH, MY GOD. 146 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,463 CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN, IS SHE-- IS SHE-- 147 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,798 IS SHE OKAY? OH, MY GOD. 148 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,500 - SHE'S OKAY. SHE WASN'T IN THE CAR. 149 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:36,370 SHE HAD A REMOTE CONTROL STARTER ON HER KEYCHAIN. 150 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,637 THING SAVED HER LIFE. 151 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:38,639 - OH, THANK GOD. 152 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,540 - DO YOU KNOW HER? 153 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,377 - IN A WAY, I WATCHED HER GROW UP. 154 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,812 - YOU WATCHED HER GROW UP? 155 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,747 OH, ON TELEVISION. 156 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,917 - YEAH, I NEVER MISSED AN EPISODE. 157 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,752 I WAS KINDA OBSESSED WITH THE SHOW. 158 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:54,622 - REALLY? CAN'T IMAGINE. 159 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:55,788 - GALVANIZED PIPE BOMB? 160 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,124 - YEP, BLACK POWDER. 161 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:59,125 ELECTRIC BLASTING CAP WIRED TO THE IGNITION. 162 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:00,927 VERY SIMPLE, VERY CRUDE. 163 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,529 ANYONE WHO'S ONLINE COULD HAVE BUILT IT. 164 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,665 MEANS ANYBODY COULD HAVE DONE IT BUT YOU. 165 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,769 WE FOUND SOME THREATENING LETTERS. 166 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:10,971 WE'RE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE, 167 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,839 MAYBE SEE WHAT THE FEDS HAVE TO SAY. 168 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,574 - OKAY. 169 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:19,980 OH, GOD. 170 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,481 THAT'S HER. 171 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:22,783 - YES, IT IS. 172 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:25,452 - SHE GOT BIGGER. 173 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:26,553 - OH, MY GOD. 174 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,956 OH, MY GOD. 175 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:32,959 OH...MY...GOD. 176 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,194 - HOW IS THAT? 177 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:35,963 - IT'S FILTHY. 178 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:37,831 I THOUGHT I WAS A WILD CHILD. LOOK AT THIS. 179 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:41,067 - THAT'S GOT TO BE A TYPO. 180 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,935 - THAT IS NOT A TYPO. AND LOOK AT THIS. 181 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,840 "CHAPTER FIVE: BOY CRAZY." 182 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,875 THERE'S A LIST. 183 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,744 - WHOA. 184 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,079 - YEAH. 185 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,213 - RICARDO MONTALBAN. DUDLEY MOORE. 186 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,983 CHEECH, CHONG, CHEECH AND CHONG. 187 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,018 - UGH. 188 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,821 - WHY IS THERE AN ASTERISK NEXT TO BOB DENVER? 189 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:01,922 OH, MY GOD. 190 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,891 - OH, THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART. 191 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,892 LOOK. PAGE 73. 192 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,562 - IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 193 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,731 - OH, THIS IS GONNA KILL MR. MONK. 194 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,233 HE'S HER BIGGEST FAN. 195 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,603 - NATALIE, THERE SHE IS. IT'S REALLY HER. 196 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:19,507 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY TRIED TO HURT HER 197 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,007 AFTER SHE BROUGHT SO MUCH HAPPINESS 198 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,643 TO SO MANY PEOPLE. 199 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,711 - WE KNOW. - WE'VE SEEN THE LIST. 200 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,252 - EXCUSE ME, CHRISTINE. 201 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:34,887 MISS RAPP. MISS CHRISTINE RAPP. 202 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,956 HELLO, YES, 203 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:40,192 THIS IS SUCH A TREMENDOUS-- 204 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,896 I'M, UH-- 205 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,497 I'M GONNA KEEP THIS FOREVER. 206 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:45,598 - WHY? 207 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,766 - IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE AN HONOR, 208 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,935 BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 209 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,769 - CATHY COOPER ALL GROWN UP. 210 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,040 - THIS ISN'T REALLY A GOOD TIME FOR US RIGHT NOW. 211 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:54,507 I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND. 212 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,108 - YEAH, I SHOULD EXPLAIN. I'M ADRIAN MONK. 213 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,646 I'M WORKING WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE. 214 00:07:58,678 --> 00:07:59,879 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 215 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,016 I'M NOT SOME CRAZY, FANATICAL GROUPIE. 216 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,886 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TALKING TO YOU. 217 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,687 - I'M NATALIE TEEGER. I'M MR. MONK'S ASSISTANT. 218 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,059 - NATALIE. 219 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:14,194 NATALIE. 220 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,899 WHY ARE YOU WIPING? 221 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,901 - TELL YOU LATER? - HOW DO YOU FEEL? 222 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,302 - I FEEL VERY LUCKY. 223 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,271 - OF COURSE. - AND SCARED TO DEATH. 224 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,738 - OF COURSE. 225 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:26,839 - I'M SORRY, I'M KIM KELLY. 226 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,040 I'M CHRISTINE'S PUBLICIST. 227 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,843 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 228 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,043 - SURE. 229 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,113 I'M JUST GONNA. 230 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,981 - UM... 231 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,884 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. 232 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,918 I'VE HEARD YOUR NAME, OF COURSE. 233 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,587 YOU'VE HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE, HAVEN'T YOU? 234 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,822 - WELL-- 235 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,190 - I'M SCARED TO DEATH, MR. MONK. 236 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:44,924 THE PERSON WHO DID THIS, HE ISN'T GONNA STOP. 237 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,661 SOMEONE'S BEEN SENDING HER LETTERS, 238 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,730 HORRIBLE LETTERS, EVER SINCE SHE STARTED WRITING HER BOOK. 239 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,932 - YES, YES, THE CAPTAIN DID MENTION THAT. 240 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,034 - THE POLICE SAY IT'S JUST AN OVERZEALOUS FAN. 241 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,837 WE THOUGHT SO TOO, BUT AFTER THIS, 242 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,306 SHE NEEDS A BODYGUARD. 243 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,875 - BODYGUARD, RIGHT. 244 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,976 - SOMEONE WE CAN TRUST. I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY. 245 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,645 - OH, I'LL DO IT. 246 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,780 - OKAY. 247 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,015 $1,000 A WEEK, IS THAT FAIR? 248 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,283 - HMM. 249 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,952 IT'S A DEAL, I CAN'T PAY IT ALL AT ONCE. 250 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:15,254 - NO, WE WOULD PAY YOU. 251 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,890 - OH, EVEN BETTER. OF COURSE. 252 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,059 SO GLAD TO HELP. 253 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,293 - OH, THANK YOU. 254 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,062 OH, I'M SO RELIEVED. 255 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,364 I CAN BREATHE NOW. 256 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,865 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL CHRISTINE. 257 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,768 WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 258 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,302 - YEAH. 259 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:33,306 I'M IN THE FAMILY. 260 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,174 I'M IN THE COOPER CLAN. 261 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:42,081 ['70s style sitcom music] 262 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,918 - JANEY, I CAN'T FIND MY NEW BEATLES RECORD. 263 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,053 - SCAMP TOOK IT. 264 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,788 HE LIKES THE BEATLES. 265 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,389 OUR DOG IS A HIPPIE. 266 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,692 - WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, 267 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,059 BECAUSE HE HATES TAKING BATHS. 268 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,062 both: SCAMP, COME BACK HERE. 269 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,630 [blows whistle] 270 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,899 - DANNY, JANEY, I TOLD YOU BEFORE. 271 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,067 NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE. 272 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,369 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED. 273 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,971 - YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US, CATHY. 274 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,806 - WHEN I'M WEARING THIS, I AM. 275 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,640 - BILLY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 276 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,777 - TO THE BATHROOM. - WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS? 277 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,110 YOU NEED TO GET ONE FROM MOM. 278 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,880 - OH, SHUCKY DARNS. 279 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,014 [laugh track laughter] 280 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:19,787 ALL I CAN SAY IS SHE BETTER WRITE FAST. 281 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,121 [laugh track laughter] 282 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:23,990 - EVER SINCE YOU WERE ELECTED TO THE SAFETY PATROL, 283 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,092 YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING US CRAZY. 284 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,193 Danny and Monk: YOU'RE LIKE A MAD DICTATOR. 285 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,096 - NO, I'M NOT. - YES, YOU ARE. 286 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,130 - LET ME GUESS, YOU NEVER MISS A RERUN. 287 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,932 - YES, YOU ARE. - RERUNS? 288 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,033 [blows whistle] 289 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,003 - ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU KNOW EVER LINE OF DIALOGUE 290 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,306 BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN AN EPISODE IN 35 YEARS? 291 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,173 - NOT CRAZY, JUST A FAN. 292 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,110 - I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR WANTING TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE, HONEY, 293 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,411 BUT HERE AT HOME, THAT'S MY JOB. 294 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,080 YOU DON'T WANT TO PUT ME OUT OF WORK, DO YOU? 295 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,115 - I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT. 296 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,884 I GUESS DANNY WAS RIGHT. 297 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,821 I LET ALL THAT POWER GO TO MY HEAD. 298 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,722 I'M SORRY, DAD. I LET YOU DOWN. 299 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,857 [audience awws] 300 00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,091 [rock music plays] 301 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,028 - DANNY'S PLAYING THAT MUSIC AGAIN. 302 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,696 BETTER GO HAVE A TALK WITH HIM. 303 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,264 Mr. Cooper and Monk: CAN I BORROW YOUR SASH? 304 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,734 - SURE, DAD. 305 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,201 [audience awws] 306 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,105 - HE WAS SUCH A GREAT DAD. 307 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,708 WHAT WAS HE LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN REAL LIFE? 308 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,976 WAS HE NICE? 309 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,077 - YOU HAVEN'T READ MY BOOK, HAVE YOU? 310 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,147 - NO, NOT YET. I CAN'T WAIT. 311 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,716 OH, LISTEN, LET'S WATCH THE BABYSITTER EPISODE. 312 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,052 COULD WE PLEASE? 313 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,485 I LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU AND JANEY 314 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,989 TURN BACK ALL THE CLOCKS, RIGHT? 315 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,758 SO THAT YOU COULD STAY UP LATER. 316 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,125 YOU TWO WERE SUCH RASCALS. 317 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,796 - HOW'S THE INVESTIGATION GOING, MR. MONK? 318 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,096 ANYTHING TO REPORT? 319 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,767 - OH, YEAH. WELL, WE HAVE THIS... 320 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:43,169 SURVEILLANCE PHOTO FROM THE RADIO STATION. 321 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,371 HE WAS STANDING ACROSS THE STREET 322 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:46,373 BEFORE THE CAR EXPLODED. 323 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,942 - THE POLICE SAID HE WAS THERE ALL MORNING. 324 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,111 - RIGHT. CHRISTINE SAID SHE NEVER SAW HIM BEFORE. 325 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,379 HOW 'BOUT YOU? - NO, SORRY. 326 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,048 WHAT ABOUT THE LETTERS? 327 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,884 - WELL, I'M GONNA SEE CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER LATER TODAY. 328 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,184 I SHOULD KNOW A LOT MORE THEN. 329 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,053 - WHAT DO WE DO IN THE MEANTIME? 330 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,256 - WELL, I SUGGEST 331 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,527 WE WATCH A FEW MORE EPISODES OF THE COOPER CLAN 332 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,461 AND THEN TAKE A TOUR OF THE HOUSE. 333 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,331 - WHY DON'T WE TAKE A TOUR OF THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW? 334 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,234 - OH, SHUCKY DARNS. GET IT? 335 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,235 - [chuckles] 336 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,903 - THAT WAS WHAT BILLY SAID. 337 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,240 - YES. 338 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,909 COULD YOU STOP WORRYING FOR FIVE MINUTES? 339 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,878 - IT'S MY JOB TO WORRY. 340 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,346 [theme song plays] 341 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,515 - * SUPER-DUPER COOPER 342 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:32,052 * COOPER CLAN 343 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,793 - AND THIS, OF COURSE, IS THE BEDROOM. 344 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,229 - AH, UH-HUH. 345 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,530 WHERE DOES THAT LEAD? 346 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,265 - THE PATIO. 347 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,967 - ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE 348 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,202 THOSE DOORS ARE DOUBLE BOLTED AND CHANGE THE LOCKS. 349 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,172 - YES, SIR. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 350 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,875 - OH, AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BLACK OUT ALL THOSE WINDOWS. 351 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,576 BUY SOME CURTAINS. MAKE SURE THEY'RE HEAVY. 352 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,546 REMEMBER WHEN BILLY AND DANNY RIGGED ALL THE WINDOW CURTAINS 353 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,548 TO MAKE YOU THINK THERE WAS A GHOST? 354 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:05,184 THAT WAS ANOTHER CLASSIC. 355 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,220 A MIRROR? 356 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,926 OH, VERY GOOD. 357 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,361 EXCELLENT PRECAUTION. 358 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,065 I SEE, SO THAT IF YOU'RE LYING IN BED 359 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,268 AND SOMEONE BREAKS IN THROUGH THAT DOOR... 360 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,273 YOU HAVE THE... 361 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,443 TRIANGUL-- 362 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,282 OR-- 363 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,950 I DON'T GET IT. 364 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,618 - IT'S MORE OF A PERSONAL THING. 365 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:42,054 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY READ MY BOOK. 366 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,523 - YEAH, YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT. 367 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,594 - OH, WE HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT. 368 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,428 - THAT WAS MY IDEA. 369 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,629 I HAD CHRISTINE BUY ONE 370 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,000 AFTER SHE RECEIVED HER FIRST LETTER. 371 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,034 - GOOD, GOOD. 372 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,513 HMM. 373 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,249 NO. 374 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,384 IN SEASON THREE, EPISODE TEN, 375 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,552 YOU SAID YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS, 376 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,256 BUT THEN IN SEASON FIVE, RIGHT, THE BAKE SALE EPISODE, 377 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,625 YOU ATE THOSE BROWNIES 378 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,894 AND YOU NEVER HAD ANY REACTION. 379 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,529 - WELL, MAYBE DR. NABORS GAVE ME SOME MEDICINE. 380 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,998 - YOU MEAN DR. NORBERG. 381 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,232 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, 382 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,400 BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE TONSILS EPISODE, 383 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,302 DR. NORBERG SAID HE WAS RETIRING. 384 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,671 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 385 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,240 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 386 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,441 - DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 387 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,241 - YES, YES, I DO. 388 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,244 - I MEAN NOT RELATED TO THE SHOW. 389 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,278 - OH, NO. 390 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,614 - WELL, I HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT LATER, 391 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,115 SO I BETTER GET DRESSED. 392 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:43,917 - OKAY. 393 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,552 - OH, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME, 394 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,221 MR. BODYGUARD? 395 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,991 - OH, NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY. 396 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,994 - SHY, HUH? 397 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,196 I LIKE THAT IN A MAN. 398 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,471 - SHE LIKES ANYTHING IN A MAN. 399 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,173 - OH, THE SILVER GLOBE. 400 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,076 - OH, YES. 401 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,943 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? - YEAH. 402 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,445 - OH, THIS HUNK OF METAL SAVED HER CAREER. 403 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,447 SHE WON IT FOR A TV MOVIE ABOUT ANOREXIA. 404 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,384 - THE VANISHING GIRL, I REMEMBER. 405 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,320 THAT WAS THE ONLY AWARDS SHOW I EVER SAW. 406 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,056 I WAS PROBABLY MORE NERVOUS THAT SHE WAS. 407 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,192 AND IT WENT ON FOREVER, DIDN'T IT? 408 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,260 FIRST THAT GUY CAME OUT AND TOLD ALL THOSE JOKES. 409 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,629 - THAT WAS BOB HOPE. - WHATEVER. 410 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,498 AND THEN THE TWO ACCOUNTANTS CAME OUT 411 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,167 AND WENT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT ALL THE RULES. 412 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,068 - THEY WERE FROM FINEMAN AND KELLY. 413 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,470 THEY TABULATED THE BALLOTS. 414 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,505 - YEAH, AND THEN FINALLY THEY ANNOUNCED HER NAME, 415 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:43,409 BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, CHRISTINE RAPP. 416 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,644 GOD, I WAS SO HAPPY. I WAS. 417 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:48,215 I WAS CHEERING LIKE, "AHH" 418 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,615 [Christine screams] 419 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,386 CHRISTINE? 420 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,989 - [panting] 421 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,325 - HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 422 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,331 - HOW'D HE GET IN? - I DON'T KNOW. 423 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,767 MAYBE THROUGH THE BASEMENT. - SHE'S GOT TO BE A MESS. 424 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:09,436 - SHE'S A BASKET CASE. 425 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,403 I TOLD HER TO CHECK IN TO A MOTEL UNDER AN ASSUMED NAME. 426 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,441 - YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 427 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,509 THERE'S NO FINGERPRINTS ON THE LIPSTICK. 428 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,445 NO FINGERPRINTS ON THE MIRROR. 429 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,447 AND THE HANDWRITING, SUCH AS IT IS, 430 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,649 MATCHES THE LETTERS. 431 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,451 THEY'RE ALL POSTMARKED SUNSET HEIGHTS. 432 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,619 - YEAH. 433 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,687 ANY FIBERS, DNA? 434 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:32,491 - NEGATIVE. ENVELOPES ARE CLEAN TOO. 435 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,461 - WAIT A SECOND. 436 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,062 - WHAT IS IT? 437 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,331 - I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, 438 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,668 BUT I'VE SEEN THIS HANDWRITING SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 439 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,635 - WHERE? 440 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,338 - I DON'T KNOW. SOMEWHERE-- 441 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,740 - WELL, HE'S OBVIOUSLY DISGUISING IT. 442 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,341 I MEAN, HE PROBABLY USES HIS LEFT HAND. 443 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,342 - THAT MAKES SENSE. 444 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,178 - OR IF HE WAS A LEFTY, HE USED HIS RIGHT HAND. 445 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,179 - THAT MAKES SENSE. 446 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,447 - OR IF HE WAS AMBIDEXTROUS, 447 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,115 HE PROBABLY GOT DRUNK AND THEN WROTE IT. 448 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,417 - THAT MAKES LESS SENSE. 449 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,750 - YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEM AGAIN? 450 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,386 - I DON'T HAVE TO. 451 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,054 I DIDN'T WRITE THEM. 452 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,391 - HOW 'BOUT THIS MORNING, STEVEN, AROUND 7:45? 453 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,093 - I WAS IN BED, ALONE. 454 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,460 - WELL, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. 455 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,328 - I AGREE. 456 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,529 - KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 457 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,499 I WONDER WHAT HE WAS REFERRING TO. 458 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,799 - YEAH, MR. MONK, 459 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,368 YOU REALLY, REALLY 460 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,137 NEED TO READ HER BOOK. 461 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,739 - YEAH, WILL READ IT LATER WHEN I HAVE SOME TIME. 462 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,340 I WANT TO SAVOR IT. 463 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,808 - NO, SEE, MR. MONK, THIS IS THE THING. 464 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,244 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO SAVOR THIS ONE, BELIEVE ME. 465 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,347 - RANDY, IS THAT BILLY COOPER? 466 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,482 - YEAH, I THINK THAT'S THE GUY WHO PLAYED BILLY COOPER. 467 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,652 - IS THIS YOU? 468 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,320 - THAT COULD BE ANYBODY. 469 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,521 - I DIDN'T ASK IF IT WAS ANYBODY. 470 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,390 - IT'S NOT ME. 471 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,490 - OKAY, DO YOU OWN A SWEATSHIRT LIKE THAT? 472 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,759 - I JUST TOLD YOU IT'S NOT ME. 473 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,494 AM I SOME SORT OF SUSPECT HERE OR-- 474 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,797 - SHUCKY DARNS. 475 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,833 HEY, STEVEN. HEY, SHUCKY DARNS. 476 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,500 STEVEN. 477 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,802 SHUCKY DARNS! 478 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,805 [laughs] 479 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,473 - SHUCKY DARN. 480 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,407 - MONK, COME HERE. 481 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,609 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID ON THE SHOW 482 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,578 ALMOST EVERY WEEK, RIGHT? 483 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,381 YOU REMEMBER? YOU REMEMBER? 484 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,550 - DO I REMEMBER? YEAH. YEAH, SORTA RINGS A BELL. 485 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,551 WHO IS THIS GUY? 486 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,220 - I'M--I'M ADRIAN MONK. 487 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,654 HAVE YOU BEEN RECEIVING LETTERS TOO? 488 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,855 OH, MY GOD. 489 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,491 HE'S PROBABLY AFTER THE WHOLE CAST. 490 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,593 OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 491 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,826 WE GOT A PHOTO OF THE GUY. 492 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,462 WE GOT SAMPLES OF HIS HANDWRITING. 493 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,198 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, WE ARE GONNA-- 494 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,499 WE ARE GONNA CATCH THIS CREEP. - MONK. 495 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,666 - ME AND HIM, DON'T YOU WORRY. 496 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,567 - MONK. - YOU HAVE MY WORD, 497 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,569 BECAUSE HE PICKED ON THE WRONG FAMILY. 498 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,605 - MONK, WE ARE QUESTIONING MR. DORN 499 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,374 ABOUT THE ACCIDENT THIS MORNING. 500 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,541 HE IS A PERSON OF INTEREST. 501 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,578 - THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE, CAPTAIN? 502 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,880 HE WAS IN THE COOPER CLAN. 503 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,548 HE WAS BILLY. 504 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,715 BILLY COOPER. 505 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,884 SAY, "SHUCKY DARNS." - NO. 506 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,152 - COME ON, JUST SAY IT. 507 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,653 - "HER FORMER COSTAR, STEVEN DORN, 508 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,922 DECLARED 'CHRISTINE RAPP IS DEAD TO ME.'" 509 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:44,590 - THAT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 510 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,924 - "SHE'S A LOUDMOUTH, A LIAR, AND A TRAMP. 511 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,826 "NEXT TIME I RUN INTO HER, 512 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,596 I HOPE I'M DRIVING A TRUCK." 513 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,364 - DID YOU SAY THAT? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 514 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,731 - BECAUSE SHE'S A LOUDMOUTH, 515 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,733 A LIAR, AND A TRAMP. 516 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,939 - ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME CHRISTINE RAPP, THE ACTR-- 517 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,209 SHE--SHE WAS YOUR SISTER. 518 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,576 - HE HASN'T READ THE BOOK, HAS HE? 519 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,711 - NO. 520 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,913 - OKAY, MONK. 521 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,182 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT OFFICIALLY ON THE FORCE ANYMORE, 522 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,750 AND I CAN'T GIVE YOU ORDERS, 523 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,188 BUT I AM ORDERING YOU TO GO HOME AND READ THIS BOOK. 524 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,560 - OH, MY GOD. 525 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,868 MY GOD. 526 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,845 OH...MY...GOD. 527 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,913 - YOU OKAY? - THIS IS HORRIBLE. 528 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,816 IT'S HORRIBLE. WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 529 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,318 - TEA. - IS IT HOT? 530 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,619 - YES. 531 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,756 - GOOD. POUR IT INTO MY EYES. 532 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,423 - MR. MONK. - DO IT, BLIND ME. 533 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,226 - YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE'S AN ACTRESS. 534 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,727 THEY ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, 535 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,462 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY START THAT YOUNG. 536 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,564 JUDY GARLAND-- 537 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,231 - WHAT IS THAT? 538 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,633 - I DON'T KNOW. 539 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,733 - THANK YOU FOR NOT KNOWING. 540 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,935 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 541 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,337 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 542 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,838 OF COURSE SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL HER. 543 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,674 ANYONE SHE'S EVER MET HAS A MOTIVE. 544 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,612 ANYONE WHO'S EVER READ THIS HAS A MOTIVE. 545 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:15,448 THERE'S A PAGE MISSING, PAGE 73. 546 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,883 - MAYBE IT FELL OUT. 547 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,684 - PAGES DON'T FALL OUT. 548 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,622 - MR. MONK, IT FELL OUT. 549 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,892 - IT WAS TORN OUT. 550 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,259 - IT FELL OUT. 551 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,795 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT. 552 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,997 NO, NO, MR. MONK, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE PAGE 73. 553 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,798 - WHAT, IT CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THE REST OF IT. 554 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,267 - YOU WANNA BET? 555 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,434 - I HAVE TO KNOW. 556 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,669 - NO, MR. MONK, PLEASE. 557 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,738 MR. MONK, PLEASE. - IT'S MY BOOK. 558 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,606 LET ME SEE IT. 559 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,442 LET ME SEE IT! 560 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,310 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 561 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,644 - IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 562 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,721 - THAT'S $87. IS THIS MASTERCARD OR-- 563 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,023 - DO YOU TAKE CASH? 564 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,692 - SURE, YEAH, CASH WILL DO. 565 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,829 - 85, 86, 87. 566 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,700 - GREAT. 567 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,371 DO I KNOW YOU? 568 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,939 - NO, YOU DO NOT. 569 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,575 - OKAY, ROOM EIGHT 570 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,277 IS JUST UP THOSE STAIRS. 571 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:49,541 [gunshots] 572 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,083 HELLO, I'M AT THE SAFARI INN NEAR THE AIRPORT. 573 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,951 SOMEBODY'S BEEN SHOT. 574 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,023 [police radio chatter] 575 00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:10,061 [emergency sirens] 576 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,435 - WE'LL JUST BE A LITTLE WHILE. 577 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,070 - THERE SHE IS. 578 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,479 - DID ANYBODY ELSE KNOW YOU WERE HERE? 579 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,515 - HE MUST HAVE FOLLOWED HER. 580 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,383 - OKAY, SO YOU CHECKED IN. 581 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,684 - I CHECKED IN. I WAS WALKING TO MY ROOM. 582 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,521 HE WAS RIGHT THERE. HE JUST CAME AT ME. 583 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,523 - DID YOU SEE A WEAPON? - A KNIFE. 584 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,392 HE HAD A KNIFE. 585 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:42,429 HE SAID, "I GOT YOU THIS TIME." 586 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,463 I HAD A GUN, MY GUN, IN MY PURSE. 587 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,132 I PULLED IT OUT. I WASN'T EVEN THINKING. 588 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,868 I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND BANG. 589 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,372 - HEY, MONK, YOU OKAY? 590 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,809 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY, THE BODY'S OVER HERE. 591 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,479 THANK YOU. 592 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,180 - SO WHO WAS HE? - AH, A NOBODY. 593 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:04,416 WELL, AS CLOSE TO A NOBODY AS YOU'RE GONNA FIND. 594 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,818 TIMLINSON. 595 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,488 - TIMLINSON? - YEAH. 596 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,457 WE JUST RAN HIS NAME. 597 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,990 NEVER BEEN ARRESTED. 598 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,492 NOT EVEN A TRAFFIC TICKET. 599 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,494 MANAGES A TACO BELL. 600 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,863 BEFORE THAT, 15 YEARS 601 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,530 WITH THE CITY PARKS AND MAINTENANCE. 602 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,865 BEFORE THAT, HE WAS IN THE MAIL ROOM 603 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:20,967 AT SOME BIG ACCOUNTING FIRM. 604 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,502 BEFORE THAT, A COUPLE YEARS OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 605 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,571 UNDER THE RADAR HIS WHOLE LIFE 606 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,539 UNTIL ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 607 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,607 - AND HE WROTE ALL THOSE LETTERS? 608 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,509 - YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. WE FOUND MORE IN HIS COAT. 609 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,679 PLUS THE HANDWRITING MATCHES, 610 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,713 AT LEAST TO ME. 611 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,148 PLUS HE LIVES IN SUNSET HEIGHTS. 612 00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,785 THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER LETTERS WERE POSTMARKED. 613 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,586 - WHY WOULD HE DO IT? 614 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:43,556 - MAYBE HE LOVED THE SHOW. 615 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,525 MAYBE THE SHOW MEANT THE WORLD TO HIM, 616 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,728 AND SHE BETRAYED EVERYTHING IT STOOD FOR. 617 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:54,133 - HE READ THE BOOK, DIDN'T HE? 618 00:23:54,165 --> 00:23:55,968 NOT PAGE 73. 619 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,236 - NO, I ATE IT. 620 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,506 - GOOD. 621 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,874 - MISS RAPP, DO YOU REMEMBER SIGNING THIS? 622 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,510 WE FOUND IT IN HIS CAR. 623 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,011 - NO, BUT I'VE SIGNED MILLIONS OF THOSE. 624 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,713 - [chuckling] I'LL BET YOU HAVE. 625 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,115 - MR. MONK, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 626 00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:12,684 - AND YOU NEVER SAW THIS GUY BEFORE? 627 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,520 - NO. MAYBE. 628 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:16,522 I MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE. 629 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,190 - YEAH, WE KNOW. WE READ THE BOOK. 630 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,528 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOUR FRIEND BOB DENVER. 631 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,261 - MR. MONK. I'M SO SORRY. 632 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,932 HE'S NEVER REALLY READ ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 633 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,867 - CAN I TAKE HER HOME NOW? - YEAH. 634 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,737 WE'LL BRING THE CAR AROUND FRONT. 635 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,506 WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS TOMORROW. 636 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,875 - I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, MR. MONK. 637 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:38,545 - IS IT TRUE, THE THINGS IN THE BOOK? 638 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:42,615 THE THINGS--THINGS YOU DID? 639 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,550 - NOT THE WHOLE TRUTH. 640 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,818 - I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. 641 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:47,987 THANK GOD. 642 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,255 - I MEAN, I'VE DONE A LOT WORSE. 643 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:53,192 I MEAN, STUFF I COULDN'T EVEN WRITE ABOUT. 644 00:24:53,224 --> 00:24:55,260 I WAS YOUNG, MR. MONK. 645 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:58,698 WEREN'T YOU YOUNG ONCE? 646 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:01,634 RIGHT? 647 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,301 MAYBE YOU WEREN'T. 648 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,971 BUT YOU'VE BEEN LONELY. 649 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,007 I CAN TELL. 650 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,309 I WAS JUST A GIRL, MR. MONK. 651 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,144 JUST A GIRL, 652 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:16,048 TRYING TO BE A LITTLE LESS LONELY. 653 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:21,086 - I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF HAPPY MEMORIES. 654 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,625 WATCHING THAT SHOW WAS ABOUT IT. 655 00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,259 NOW IT'S GONE. 656 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,696 - WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, I'M REALLY SORRY. 657 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,565 CAN YOU FORGIVE ME? 658 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,134 - NO. 659 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:45,877 - DON'T BE MAD. 660 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,814 I KNOW HOW YOU HATE SURPRISES, SO I'M JUST GONNA WARN YOU. 661 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,015 I'M GONNA BE SURPRISING YOU. 662 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,016 - WHAT? WHEN? 663 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,585 - IN ABOUT TEN SECONDS. 664 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,987 THIS IS SORT OF A HEADS-UP, LIKE A SURPRISE ALERT. 665 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,154 - WAIT. 666 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:59,325 YOU CAN'T JUST BURST IN HERE AND SAY, "SURPRISE ALERT." 667 00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:01,359 YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A LITTLE WARNING. 668 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,195 - OH, OKAY, SORRY. 669 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,332 THIS IS THE SURPRISE ALERT WARNING. 670 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,769 THIS IS THE SURPRISE ALERT. 671 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,337 NOW... 672 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,643 SURPRISE! 673 00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,109 I CALLED AMBROSE, AND HE TOLD ME 674 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,711 THIS WAS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK. 675 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,648 TEN ROUND CRACKERS, A GLASS OF APPLE JUICE 676 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,982 WITH ONE ICE CUBE. 677 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,652 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 678 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,720 - AND I RENTED THIS, YOUR FAVORITE SHOW. 679 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,355 - I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE SHOW. 680 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:31,824 - MR. MONK, I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS SHOW IS TO YOU. 681 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,859 OKAY, YOU CAN STILL ENJOY IT. 682 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,728 YOU CAN STILL WATCH IT. 683 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,028 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 684 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,865 YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD. IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT. 685 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,866 IT'S 8:00. YOU'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK. 686 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,868 IT'S COOPER CLAN TIME. 687 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,336 * MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME WITH THE COOPER CLAN * 688 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:47,773 * YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE WITH THE COOPER CLAN * 689 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,009 * YOU GOT BILL, JANEY, CATHY, AND DAN * 690 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,644 * DON'T FORGET SKIP 691 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:52,778 - IT'S SCAMP. 692 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,948 - SCAMP, GET OFF THAT DIVAN! 693 00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,750 - YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY. 694 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,085 I CAN'T WATCH IT. 695 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,920 - YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET ABOUT CHRISTINE RAPP 696 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,387 AND HER STUPID, STUPID BOOK. 697 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,757 EVERYBODY IN HOLLYWOOD'S CRAZY, 698 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:05,892 AND IF WE THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF, 699 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:07,292 NOBODY WOULD EVER TO GO THE MOVIES. 700 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,227 I DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES. - OR WATCH TV. 701 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:11,230 - I DON'T WATCH TV. - YOU GET THE POINT. 702 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,132 - NO, I DON'T. 703 00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:14,266 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST TRY IT. 704 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:18,037 LET'S JUST WATCH ONE. WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO SEE? 705 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,705 LET'S SEE. 706 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,973 "WHERE THERE'S FIRE, THERE'S SMOKING." 707 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,710 THAT SOUNDS FUNNY. 708 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,944 "SLUMBER PARTY POOPER." "GROUNDED FOR LIFE." 709 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,815 WELL, I MEAN, THEY ALL SOUND FANTASTIC. 710 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,451 OKAY. 711 00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:34,153 LET'S JUST PLAY THE FIRST ONE. 712 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:51,202 - EPISODE FOUR, "BROKEN ARM, BROKEN HEART." 713 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,173 - OOH, GOOD CHOICE. EPISODE FOUR. 714 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:56,742 - * MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME WITH THE COOPER CLAN * 715 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,912 * YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE WITH THE COOPER CLAN * 716 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:01,713 - PICTURE GO FAST. - IT JUST STARTED. 717 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,750 - PICTURE GO FAST. - GO FAST. 718 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,221 - PICTURE REGULAR. 719 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,723 - PICTURE REGULAR. 720 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,194 - HEY, JIMMY, YOU WANT TO SIGN MY CAST? 721 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:19,431 [boys chuckle] 722 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:21,768 NOBODY GROOVY WANTS TO SIGN MY CAST. 723 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,181 - PICTURE FREEZER. 724 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,982 - PICTURE FREEZER. 725 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,420 THE "E" AND THE "T". 726 00:28:41,452 --> 00:28:43,288 IT'S THE SAME HANDWRITING. - AS WHAT? 727 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,455 - AS THE MIRROR 728 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,057 AND THE LETTERS SENT TO CHRISTINE RAPP. 729 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,294 I KNEW I'D SEEN IT BEFORE. 730 00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,395 SHE WROTE THOSE LETTERS TO HERSELF 731 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,897 WITH HER LEFT HAND. 732 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:54,834 - WHY? 733 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,209 - SO SHE COULD KILL VICTOR TIMLINSON 734 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,243 AND CLAIM IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 735 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,878 SHE WAS SETTING HIM UP. 736 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,980 - YOU HEARD THE CAPTAIN. HE WAS A NOBODY. 737 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:12,984 - WELL, HE WAS SOMEBODY TO HER. 738 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,220 [knocking] 739 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,387 - HELLO? 740 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:20,392 HELLO, MR. TIMLINSON? 741 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,827 I DON'T THINK HE'S HOME. 742 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,128 - PROBABLY NOT. 743 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,530 HE'S SINGLE, AND HE'S DEAD. 744 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,866 - OH, YEAH. 745 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:33,839 WAIT. 746 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:36,174 ARE YOU GOING IN? 747 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,844 - IT'D BE A CRIME NOT TO. 748 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,310 - IT'D BE A CRIME IF WE DID. 749 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,579 - SO IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY. 750 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,949 - [sighs] 751 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:50,823 - OH. 752 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:52,157 - EW. 753 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,992 - DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 754 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,126 - I'LL TRY NOT TO. 755 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,997 - I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF. 756 00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:00,332 - OH. SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 757 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:03,102 - A CONNECTION BETWEEN THIS GUY 758 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,871 AND CHRISTINE RAPP. 759 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,838 SHE KILLED HIM ON PURPOSE, 760 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,508 SO THEY MUST HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER. 761 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,511 - I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 762 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:16,347 - EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG. 763 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:20,519 I MEAN, HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER, REMEMBER? 764 00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:22,354 WHERE ARE THE PICTURES? 765 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,423 WHERE'S HIS COOPER CLAN LUNCH BOX? 766 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,992 THERE SHOULD BE A SHRINE. 767 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,359 - YEAH. 768 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,561 I'LL GO CHECK IN BACK. 769 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,940 - INTERIOR DECORATING? 770 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,942 I DON'T THINK SO. 771 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,953 NATALIE. 772 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,288 NATALIE, LOOK AT THIS. 773 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:31,623 I GOT IT. 774 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:41,067 ['70s style sitcom music] 775 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:45,604 - YOU KNOW, THIS WAS YOUR MOTHER'S FAVORITE VASE. 776 00:31:45,636 --> 00:31:47,272 IT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM. 777 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,241 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HEIRLOOM MEANS? 778 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:51,309 - EASILY BREAKABLE? 779 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:55,346 [laugh track laughter] 780 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,449 - DAD, YOU'RE A SURGEON. WHY CAN'T YOU OPERATE ON IT? 781 00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,684 - WISH I COULD, BILLY, BUT I'M AFRAID IN THIS CASE, 782 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,720 THE PATIENT'S NEVER GONNA RECOVER. 783 00:32:01,752 --> 00:32:04,990 - YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES ABOUT RUNNING IN THE HOUSE. 784 00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:06,557 WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 785 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:09,961 WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE THE VASE? 786 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:13,199 DANNY, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? 787 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,700 - MAYBE IT WAS A GHOST. 788 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:17,002 I ALWAYS FELT THIS LIVING ROOM WAS HAUNTED. 789 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:20,405 - THE WINDOW WAS OPEN. MAYBE A RACCOON CAME IN. 790 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,240 - I DON'T THINK IT WAS A RACCOON. 791 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,709 IT'S NOT A GHOST. 792 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:27,378 I THINK THE CULPRIT IS IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW. 793 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,214 - WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ACCUSING US? 794 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,982 WHY DON'T YOU EVER GET MAD AT ADRIAN? 795 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,551 - YEAH, YOU NEVER EVEN SUSPECT HIM. 796 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,221 - ADRIAN NEVER GETS IN TROUBLE. 797 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:39,090 ADRIAN IS PERFECT. ADRIAN, ADRIAN, ADRIAN. 798 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,560 [cheers and applause] 799 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,185 [cheers and applause] 800 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,095 - HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD. 801 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,729 HEY, DANNY. HEY, CATHY. 802 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,031 HEY, BILLY. HEY, JANEY. 803 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,400 SORRY I'M LATE. 804 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:24,403 I WAS BUSY AT SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M SO POPULAR. 805 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:27,439 OH, GUESS WHAT. I MADE THE FOOTBALL TEAM. 806 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:31,242 AND GUESS WHAT ELSE. I'M THE QUARTERBACK, 807 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,778 THE POPULAR STAR QUARTERBACK. 808 00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:36,448 AND NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M SO POPULAR. 809 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:38,116 - THAT'S WONDERFUL, ADRIAN. 810 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,051 JUST DON'T THROW THE BALL AROUND THE HOUSE. 811 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:40,818 - OOPS. 812 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,819 - WHY NOT? 813 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,689 THE VASE IS ALREADY BROKEN. 814 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,357 [laugh track laughter] 815 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:48,359 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, SON. 816 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:50,061 THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL BOY. 817 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,329 - YOU'RE WELCOME, DAD. 818 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:55,701 AND THANK YOU FOR NEVER DRIVING AWAY 819 00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:58,237 AND LEAVING US FOREVER. 820 00:33:58,269 --> 00:33:59,837 [audience awws] 821 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,406 - I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING. 822 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,608 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 823 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:05,644 [audience awws] 824 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,523 [audience awws] 825 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:26,697 [audience awws] 826 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,835 - CATHY, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY 827 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:31,336 TO MOM AND DAD? 828 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:38,110 - MOM, DAD, 829 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,577 I HAVE A CONFESSION. 830 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:42,880 SCAMP BROKE YOUR VASE. 831 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,849 - SCAMP? 832 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:46,652 - WE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU. 833 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:49,155 WE WERE AFRAID YOU'D SEND HIM BACK TO THE KENNEL. 834 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,889 [audience awws] 835 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,559 - I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID, 836 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:54,826 BUT IT'S NEVER RIGHT TO LIE. 837 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,862 - SORRY, DAD. 838 00:34:56,894 --> 00:35:00,498 - CATHY, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO CONFESS? 839 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,469 - I LOOKED IN JANEY'S DIARY. 840 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:04,802 [audience oohs] 841 00:35:04,835 --> 00:35:08,507 - NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 842 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:10,641 I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS. 843 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:14,280 - YOU MEAN, ALL THE TROPHIES YOU WON PLAYING SPORTS? 844 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:17,916 - HA HA! NO, NOT MY TROPHIES. 845 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:22,621 I'M TALKING ABOUT HER SILVER GLOBE AWARD. 846 00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:25,157 YOU DIDN'T REALLY EARN THIS, DID YOU? 847 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,525 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 848 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,195 - HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 849 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:32,231 35 YEARS AGO, AFTER THIS SHOW WAS CANCELLED, 850 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,898 YOUR CAREER WAS IN TROUBLE. 851 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,567 - I'M NOT LISTENING. 852 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:36,902 * LA, LA, LA, LA, LA 853 00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:39,438 - AND WHEN YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR THIS AWARD, 854 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,905 YOU KNEW IT WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE, 855 00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:43,574 AND YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING TO WIN. 856 00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:48,213 YOU MET A FAN NAMED VICTOR TIMLINSON. 857 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,916 HE TOLD YOU WHERE HE WORKED. 858 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:55,221 IT WAS THE LUCKIEST BREAK OF YOUR CAREER. 859 00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:58,789 HE WORKED FOR AN ACCOUNTING FIRM CALLED FINEMAN AND KELLY. 860 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,592 THEY TABULATED THE BALLOTS 861 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,193 FOR ALL THE BIG SHOW BUSINESS AWARDS. 862 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,503 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT. 863 00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:12,838 MAYBE YOU PAID HIM OFF. 864 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:13,972 MAYBE YOU FLIRTED WITH HIM. 865 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,775 BUT SOMEHOW YOU CONVINCED HIM TO RIG THE FINAL TALLY. 866 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,277 YEARS WENT BY. 867 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,880 YOU PROBABLY FIGURED YOU'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 868 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,449 BUT WHEN HE READ ABOUT YOUR BIG BOOK DEAL, 869 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,717 MR. TIMLINSON REAPPEARED. 870 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:29,820 HE GOT GREEDY. 871 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,322 HE TRIED TO SHAKE YOU DOWN. 872 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,891 HE THREATENED TO TELL THE WORLD THE TRUTH 873 00:36:32,923 --> 00:36:35,327 ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY WON THIS. 874 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,228 AND YOU KNEW IF YOU PAID HIM, 875 00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:38,630 HE'D EVENTUALLY WANT MORE. 876 00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:39,864 THEY ALWAYS DO. 877 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,268 SO YOU DECIDED TO KILL HIM. 878 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,268 - THAT'S CRAZY TALK. 879 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,769 - YOU SET HIM UP! 880 00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,405 YOU SENT THOSE LETTERS TO YOURSELF. 881 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,373 YOU EVEN BLEW UP YOUR OWN CAR. 882 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:52,277 ON MONDAY NIGHT, YOU ARRANGED TO MEET HIM AT THAT MOTEL. 883 00:36:55,045 --> 00:36:56,614 [gunshots] 884 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,288 YOU SHOT HIM. 885 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,755 YOU PLANTED THAT KNIFE IN HIS HAND 886 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,690 AND THOSE LETTERS IN HIS COAT. 887 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,360 - CATHY, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 888 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,429 KILLING PEOPLE IS NEVER THE ANSWER. 889 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,463 - I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY. 890 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:13,898 - IT'S NOT FAIR. 891 00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:14,932 HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PROOF. 892 00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:17,768 THE D.A. IS GONNA LAUGH YOU OUT OF HIS OFFICE. 893 00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:20,706 - I DON'T THINK SO. 894 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,509 'CAUSE I FOUND THIS IN TIMLINSON'S APARTMENT 895 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:26,010 IN A HOLLOWED-OUT BOOK. 896 00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:27,746 THE ORIGINAL BALLOTS. 897 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:31,849 TIMLINSON MUST HAVE KEPT A COUPLE AS AN INSURANCE POLICY. 898 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:34,519 - I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, CATHY. 899 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:37,722 - IT'S NOT JUST CATHY! THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS WACKO. 900 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,590 IT'S ALL IN HER BOOK. 901 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,059 YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS NOW? 902 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:44,362 SHE'S IN MIAMI DANCING IN A STRIP CLUB. 903 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,431 - WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? 904 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:47,932 I HAVE A BABY TO FEED. 905 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:50,402 DANNY DIDN'T SEND ME ANY CHILD SUPPORT. 906 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,403 I HAVEN'T SEEN A NICKEL. 907 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:53,804 - YEAH, WELL, HOW DO I KNOW THE KID'S EVEN MINE, 908 00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,407 HUH, JANEY? 909 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,742 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 910 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,010 - YOU GOT HOOKED ON CRYSTAL METH. 911 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:01,480 THIS WAS THE LAST JOB YOU EVER HAD. 912 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:03,581 - OH, SHUCKY DARNS. 913 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,784 [laugh track laughter] 914 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,686 - DO YOU HEAR THAT? 915 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,322 WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING AT? 916 00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:11,389 WHAT ARE YOU-- 917 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:14,925 - MR. MONK, HELP ME. 918 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,394 - I'M NOT FINISHED YET. 919 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:19,364 - MR. MONK, HELP ME, PLEASE! 920 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,467 MR. MONK, HELP ME. 921 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,101 HELP ME, PLEASE. 922 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,336 [groaning, grunting] 923 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,543 MR. MONK, HELP ME. 924 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,099 - GET BACK! 925 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,835 GET BACK. 926 00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:58,036 DON'T MOVE. 927 00:38:58,068 --> 00:38:59,471 STAY THERE. 928 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,472 STAY DOWN, AND JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. 929 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:06,478 YOU'RE IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY. 930 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:10,014 THAT WAS FROM EPISODE FIVE, SEASON TWO, 931 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,583 "GROUNDED FOR LIFE." 932 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,653 I USED TO LOVE THAT ONE. 933 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:27,998 - CAN I HELP YOU? 934 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,166 - YES. 935 00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:31,402 I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN THIS. 936 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:32,737 - OH, I'M SORRY. WAS THERE A PROBLEM? 937 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,072 - YES, THERE WAS A PROBLEM. 938 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,072 SHE'S A WHORE. 939 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:37,175 - AND SHE KILLED SOMEONE. 940 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,110 - THAT TOO. 941 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:41,413 - I'M SORRY YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED. 942 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,550 HERE YOU GO. 943 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,894 ANYTHING ELSE? 944 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,896 - YEAH, IT'S HARDLY WORTH MENTIONING. 945 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:01,967 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAID YOU COULD KEEP THE CHANGE? 946 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,204 - HOW MUCH WAS IT? 947 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,875 - 12 CENTS. 948 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:18,916 - OKAY. 949 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:21,552 - EXCUSE ME. 950 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,554 - IS THERE A PROBLEM? 951 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,989 - THIS PAGE IS FROM A DIFFERENT BOOK. 952 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:25,990 IT'S BEEN TAPED IN. 953 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,492 - HA. I DON'T THINK SO. 954 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,094 - "OLIVER WAS TOLD THAT HE MIGHT DO 955 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,161 "WHAT HE LIKE WITH HIS OLD CLOTHES. 956 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:32,130 HE GAVE THEM TO A SERVANT WHO'D BEEN KIND TO HIM." 957 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,130 THIS IS FROM OLIVER TWIST. 958 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,701 - I TOLD YOU. I'M SORRY, I TRIED TO TELL HIM. 959 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,969 - NOW I REMEMBER. 960 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,572 SEE, SHE ATE PAGE 73, 961 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:44,476 SO I PUT ANOTHER PAGE IN THERE, A DIFFERENT PAGE. 962 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,110 - YOU RUINED THE BOOK. 963 00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,146 - ACTUALLY, I IMPROVED THE BOOK. 964 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,181 THAT'S CHARLES DICKENS. IT'S A CLASSIC. 965 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:52,518 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 966 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:57,155 - I BELIEVE THE SIGN SAYS, "NO QUESTIONS." 967 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:02,628 - SORRY. 968 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,266 - [sighs] 969 00:41:08,298 --> 00:41:10,568 - WHAT? 970 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:12,503 - THEY WERE THE ONLY FAMILY I HAD. 971 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,873 NOW I GOT NOTHING. 972 00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:17,041 - THAT'S NOT TRUE, MR. MONK. YOU HAVE ME. 973 00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:18,876 AND YOU HAVE JULIE, AND YOU HAVE RANDY, 974 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:20,746 AND THE CAPTAIN. WE'RE YOUR FAMILY. 975 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,780 - AH, IT'S NOT THE SAME. - SURE IT IS. 976 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,983 - YOU DON'T SAY FUNNY THINGS. - SURE WE DO. 977 00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:28,186 - SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. 978 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,954 - WELL, I CAN'T JUST SAY SOMETHING FUNNY 979 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,623 OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 980 00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:32,690 - YEAH, CATHY COOPER COULD. 981 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,960 - WELL, SHE HAD WRITERS. 982 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,228 OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, I GOT ONE. 983 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:41,567 KNOCK, KNOCK. 984 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:43,268 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 985 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,503 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com