1 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:10,009 [alarm clock beeping] 2 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,150 [alarm stops] 3 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,489 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 4 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,156 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 5 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:08,262 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 6 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,730 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 7 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,233 * WELL, I DO 8 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,901 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 9 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:18,472 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 10 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,574 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 11 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,177 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 12 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:28,248 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S A-MA-ZING * 13 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:31,284 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 14 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,655 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO * 15 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:38,891 * YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 16 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:42,695 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 17 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,598 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 18 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,900 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 19 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,469 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 20 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:53,274 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 21 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,981 - [thumps] 22 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,349 SORRY WE'RE LATE. 23 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,817 HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONG? 24 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:42,823 - 11 YEARS. 25 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:47,461 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 26 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:48,829 - YES, SIR. 27 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,298 I'M JUST SMILING. 28 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,365 - ADRIAN, I JUST WANT TO SAY 29 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,001 THAT WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE WORK YOU'VE DONE. 30 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,836 UNOFFICIALLY AS A CONSULTANT OVER THE LAST EIGHT YEARS. 31 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:57,670 WE'VE BEEN READING YOUR CASE FILE 32 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,639 AND TALKING WITH YOUR COLLEAGUES. 33 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,775 IT'S A VERY IMPRESSIVE RECORD. 34 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:05,812 - I WORKED ON THE RAINCOAT STRANGLER CASE. 35 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:09,015 WE WORKED THAT CASE FOR NINE MONTHS WITHOUT A LEAD. 36 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,283 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT. 37 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,552 - I GOT LUCKY. 38 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,455 ACTUALLY, IT WAS MORE THAN JUST LUCK. 39 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,524 I TALKED TO THE SUSPECT, 40 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:23,363 AND I NOTICED THERE WERE A FEW DISCREPANCIES IN HIS ALIBI. 41 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,497 IT WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE. 42 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,667 IT WAS DAZZLING, ACTUALLY. 43 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:31,538 - IMPRESSIVE, DAZZLING, I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE. 44 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,441 - I SEE YOU'RE STILL WORKING WITH NEVEN BELL. 45 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,675 I'VE KNOWN NEVEN FOR YEARS. HE'S A GOOD MAN. 46 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:39,512 - AND A GOOD PSY--DOCTOR. 47 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,848 WE MADE SOME REAL PROGRESS. 48 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,316 - SO I SEE. 49 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,317 TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 50 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:47,053 - CAN--CAN I USE YOUR PHONE? 51 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,956 - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY HELLO NOW. 52 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:50,423 THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM. 53 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,326 - AH. GOT YA. - YEAH. 54 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,428 - [chuckles nervously] 55 00:04:55,463 --> 00:05:00,901 [chuckling] 56 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:04,404 [laughter fades] 57 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,706 IT'S FUN TO LAUGH. 58 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,408 - MR. MONK, 59 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,776 I ALSO APPRECIATE THE WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE CITY 60 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,077 AS WELL AS THE PROGRESS YOU'VE MADE. 61 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:14,113 I HAVE TO SAY I'M VERY ENCOURAGED. 62 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,115 HOWEVER... 63 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,249 - HOW--HOWEVER. 64 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:19,519 - HANDING YOU A GUN AND A BADGE IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 65 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,088 IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION 66 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,589 THIS PANEL WILL EVER MAKE, 67 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,858 AND IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO YOU OR THE CITY 68 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,560 TO PUT YOU ON THE STREET PREMATURELY. 69 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:29,562 AND, SPEAKING PERSONALLY, I'M JUST NOT SURE. 70 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,098 I'M NOT CONVINCED YOU HAVE THE JUDGMENT, 71 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,500 I'M NOT CONVINCED YOU HAVE THE TEMPERAMENT. 72 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,636 THANK YOU FOR COMING IN. 73 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:41,007 WE'LL HAVE AN ANSWER BY NEXT WEEK. 74 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,711 - I MEAN, IT WAS GOING SO WELL. THE FIRST TWO LOVED ME. 75 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:47,480 I COULD TELL--WE WERE ALL LAUGHING, FOR SOME REASON. 76 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,550 BUT THE THIRD GUY, THIS CAPTAIN WILLIS, 77 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,786 FRANK WILLIS, HE JUST HATED ME. 78 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,423 - WELL, TWO OUT OF THREE-- AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER. 79 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,723 - [imitates Willis] MR. MONK, I JUST DON'T THINK 80 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,591 YOU HAVE THE JUDGMENT OR THE TEMPERAMENT. 81 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,494 - THAT'S HOW HE TALKS? - YES, EXACTLY. 82 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,762 - WELL, IT'S JUST A PRELIMINARY HEARING, RIGHT? 83 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,497 THEY'LL MAKE THE FINAL RECOMMENDATION NEXT WEEK. 84 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,565 MAYBE HE'LL CHANGE HIS MIND. 85 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,867 - YOU KNOW THAT HANK HENDERSON SHOT HIS PARTNER? 86 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,069 NATALIE, HE SHOT HIS OWN PARTNER, 87 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,004 AND HE WAS REINSTATED A MONTH LATER. 88 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,139 - WELL, HANK HENDERSON PLAYS THE GAME, MR. MONK. 89 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:16,509 HE PLAYS GOLF WITH THE POLICE COMMISSIONER'S BROTHER. 90 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,112 YOU GOT TO GET OUT THERE, NETWORK, KISS SOME BUTTS. 91 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,480 - SOUNDS SO UNSANITARY. 92 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,182 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SCHMOOZE. 93 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,884 YOU HAVE A WEEK TO CHANGE HIS MIND. 94 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,052 - HEY, THERE YOU ARE. HOW'D IT GO? 95 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,088 - GOOD. IT'S TWO TO ONE IN OUR FAVOR. 96 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,757 - WELL, THAT'S NOT BAD. YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER. 97 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,093 - YEAH, TO RETIREMENT AGE. 98 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:34,728 - WELL, AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS. 99 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,129 DRIVER'S IN THE HOSPITAL, THE GUARD IS DEAD. 100 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,766 WENT DOWN AROUND 10:30. 101 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,067 VERY PROFESSIONAL, VERY WELL-PLANNED... 102 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,069 UNTIL IT WASN'T. 103 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,170 BAD GUYS PARKED HERE. 104 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,906 THE ARMORED CAR WAS ABOUT AN HOUR BEHIND SCHEDULE, 105 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,975 SO THEY MUST'VE WAITED HERE FOR SOME TIME. 106 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,512 TWO GUYS, THEY GOT OUT, SKI MASKS, 107 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:54,981 BOTH WITH RIFLES, BANG THE DRIVER, BANG BANG THE GUARD, 108 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:59,119 THEN MAKE OFF WITH 900 GRAND. 109 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:01,454 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 110 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:04,524 - I CAN'T BELIEVE ANDERSON GOT REINSTATED. 111 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,759 HE SHOT HIS OWN PARTNER. - ANY FINGERPRINTS? 112 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,629 - NO, NOTHING. THE CAB WAS CLEAN, THE DOORS. 113 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,031 THEY WERE PROBABLY WEARING GLOVES. 114 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,132 - OPEN THE METER. 115 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:14,201 - PARDON ME? 116 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:18,471 - WELL, YOU SAID THE ARMORED CAR WAS RUNNING LATE, 117 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,139 IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES 118 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,141 THEY WERE PROBABLY FEEDING THE METER. 119 00:07:21,173 --> 00:07:24,110 - FINGERPRINTS ON THE COIN. 120 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,980 HEY, GET THE TECH GUYS OVER HERE. 121 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,682 HAVE 'EM OPEN THIS METER AND DUST EVERY COIN THEY FIND. 122 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,651 THANK YOU. 123 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,987 - I'M NOT A SCHMOOZER. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 124 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:34,788 I DON'T PLAY GOLF. 125 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,824 HOW DO PEOPLE SCHMOOZE, ANYWAY? 126 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:38,858 IS IT "SCHMOOZE" OR "SMOOZE"? 127 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,060 - SORRY I'M LATE. 128 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,230 - UH, DON'T TELL ME. 129 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,132 ALL RIGHT, TELL ME. 130 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,834 - IT'S AN OUTREACH PROGRAM. 131 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,100 THE A DEPARTMENT'S SPONSORING IT. 132 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,737 IT'S CALLED "BUDDIES IN BLUE." 133 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:53,206 YOU KNOW, KIDS IN THE CITY SENDING TIME WITH COPS. 134 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,808 I'M TAKING FOUR KIDS CAMPING THIS WEEKEND. 135 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,045 IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. EVERYBODY'S GONNA GET A BADGE. 136 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:00,079 - ALMOST EVERYBODY. 137 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,115 - HEY, DO YOU WANT TO COME? I COULD USE THE HELP. 138 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,750 - EH, NO. 139 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:04,752 - DO YOU HAVE PLANS? 140 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,052 - NO. 141 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:09,288 - YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL? 142 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,557 - NO. 143 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,192 - WELL, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER. 144 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,994 - WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? 145 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,095 - TOMORROW MORNING. 146 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,096 - WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT NOW? 147 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,665 - I HAVE TO GET ACCLIMATED. 148 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:18,899 IT'S LIKE SWINGING TWO BATS IN THE ON-DECK CIRCLE. 149 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,869 [chuckles] WOMEN, THEY JUST DON'T GET IT. 150 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,170 - TAKE IT OFF, RANDY. 151 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,072 - YES, SIR. 152 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,206 - WHAT IS THAT? WHAT DO YOU GOT? 153 00:08:26,238 --> 00:08:28,776 PEANUT SHELL? 154 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,077 - THESE SHELLS WERE TWISTED APART. 155 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,047 MOST PEOPLE JUST SPLIT 'EM DOWN THE MIDDLE RIGHT? 156 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,915 - THAT'S HOW I EAT IT. - YEAH, ME TOO. 157 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,618 - I'M ALLERGIC SO I DON'T EAT 'EM. 158 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,820 - GOOD WORK, DETECTIVE. 159 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,153 - TELL THAT TO CAPTAIN WILLIS. 160 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,956 - FRANK WILLIS? 161 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,692 - OH, HE'S THE ONE VOTING AGAINST MR. MONK. 162 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,760 - YEAH, I KNOW FRANK. THAT'S BRIAN'S DAD. 163 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:48,961 - WHO'S BRIAN? 164 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,197 - BRIAN, HE'S ONE OF MY BUDDIES IN BLUE. 165 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,834 GOING CAMPING WITH HIM THIS WEEKEND. 166 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:59,172 - REALLY? 167 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:04,277 REALLY... 168 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,013 I'LL COME WITH YOU. 169 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,681 - REALLY? 170 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:08,849 - WELL, YOU SAID YOU NEEDED SOME HELP. 171 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,850 - GREAT. 172 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,350 - NO, MR. MONK, IT'S CAMPING. 173 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,852 - YEAH, IN THE WOODS. 174 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,721 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT CAMPING IS. 175 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:16,690 - I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 176 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,158 - YOU SAID I SHOULD PLAY THE GAME; THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 177 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:23,730 - NO, NO, I MEANT MORE LIKE AN INDOOR GAME LIKE GIN RUMMY-- 178 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,099 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M GOING CAMPING 179 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,333 WITH LITTLE BRIAN WILLIS-- 180 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:31,605 CAMPING AND SCHMOOZING ALL WEEKEND LONG. 181 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,673 OH, YEAH. 182 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,173 AND THEN HE'S GONNA COME HOME 183 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:38,278 WITH A LOT OF STORIES ABOUT ADRIAN MONK. 184 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:43,716 - I'M SURE HE WILL. 185 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:54,094 - OKAY, WILL DELLMAN. 186 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,095 HEY, WILL. 187 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,363 - HERE. 188 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,230 I CALL SHOTGUN. 189 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,167 - WHOA, HANG ON, NOBODY RIDES SHOTGUN. 190 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,235 EVERYBODY RIDES IN THE BACK. 191 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,037 - OH, COOL VAN. 192 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,038 I CALL WINDOW. 193 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,139 WHOA, WHAT'S THIS THINGY? 194 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,107 CAN I SEE YOUR GUN? 195 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,211 - UH, NO, NO-- OH, HOP IN THE BACK, THERE. 196 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,179 ALL RIGHT. GOOD MAN. 197 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,216 UH, HEY, NORMAN WALTERS. HI. 198 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,753 OH, UH, SORRY, NORMAN, UH, NO VIDEO GAMES. 199 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,322 - WELL, HANG ON. IF I CROSS THIS LAKE, I GET 20 POINTS. 200 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,256 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME REAL LAKES. 201 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,226 HOP IN THE VAN. 202 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,763 LET ME GET THAT. 203 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,431 OKAY, UH, NICKY PHILLIPS. 204 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:32,432 - RIGHT HERE. 205 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,299 - OH, HEY. 206 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:36,369 UH, YOU, UH-- YOU BRINGING THIS PLANT? 207 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,905 - UH, YEAH. SO I CAN REPLANT IT. 208 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,008 IT BELONGS IN A DECIDUOUS FOREST, 209 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,375 NOT ON MY MOM'S PATIO. 210 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:43,844 - COOL. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, NICKY. 211 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:44,977 GOOD THINKING. 212 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:49,216 GREAT. TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. 213 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,150 WILL, WHAT'RE YOU DOING UP THERE? 214 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,418 WHY DON'T YOU, UH-- 215 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:53,953 WHY DON'T YOU COME ON DOWN AND GET IN THE VAN? 216 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,788 - NO. - YEAH. 217 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,789 HEY, COME AND GET IN THE VAN. 218 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,792 JUST GET IN THE VAN. - NO. 219 00:10:58,826 --> 00:10:59,860 - YEAH, COME AND GET IN THE VAN. - NO. 220 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:00,793 - OKAY. 221 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:05,197 - [laughs] - [laughs] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 222 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:10,336 MOM, DAD, CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP? 223 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:15,142 - THAT'S WHERE WE ARE, AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 224 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:21,148 - THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 225 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,215 - NOT TOO LATE TO BACK OUT. 226 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:26,153 - OH, NO. I AM DOING THIS. I AM PLAYING THE GAME. 227 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,921 - WELL, AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN. 228 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:31,057 - NATALIE, IT'S A GAME. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 229 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,394 - SO HERE ARE YOUR WIPES. 230 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,764 EXTRA WIPES. 231 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,999 - THANK YOU. 232 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,334 - BACK-UP EXTRA WIPES. 233 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,370 SOME EXTRA BACK-UP WIPES. 234 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,337 YOU WANT ME TO WRITE YOUR NAME IN YOUR CLOTHES? 235 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,974 - [chuckles] NOT NECESSARY. 236 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,109 A, MY NAME'S ALREADY IN THEM, 237 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,244 AND B, THESE CLOTHES AREN'T COMING OFF. 238 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,245 - EVEN WHEN YOU SLEEP? 239 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,746 - OH, I WON'T BE SLEEPING. 240 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,349 - MR. MONK, WHERE'S YOUR CANTEEN? 241 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,484 - I WON'T BE DRINKING EITHER. 242 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:03,222 OKAY, IF I DRINK WATER, I MAKE WATER, YOU UNDERSTAND? 243 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,359 I DON'T WANT TO START THE MACHINE, YOU UNDERSTAND? 244 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,327 - UNFORTUNATELY YES, I DO UNDERSTAND. 245 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:13,866 - OH, MY GOD. THERE HE IS. LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 246 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,269 - LOOK, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 247 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,338 I GOT TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO, UH... 248 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,341 - BRIAN, YOUR SON? SHOULD I GET A NAME TAG? 249 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,010 - OH, SORRY, IT'S WORK. 250 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,446 - IT'S ALWAYS WORK. 251 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,182 - ALL RIGHT. 252 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,418 SO, CAMPING. THIS'LL BE GREAT. 253 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,120 I USED TO GO CAMPING ALL THE TIME. I LOVED IT. 254 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,788 - GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU GO? 255 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,288 - UH, WELL, I WISH I COULD. 256 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,024 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU COME BACK, 257 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,292 WE'LL DO SOMETHING TOGETHER JUST YOU AND ME. 258 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,827 - YOU MEAN BETWEEN PHONE CALLS, RIGHT? 259 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:44,463 - CAPTAIN WILLIS. HEY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 260 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,399 - MR. MONK. ARE YOU PART OF THIS? 261 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,036 - YES, SIR. I'M ONE OF THE INSTRUCTORS. 262 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,903 BECAUSE I LOVE KIDS. 263 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,173 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT YESTERDAY, BUT I LOVE KIDS. 264 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:58,979 BECAUSE THEY'RE THE FUTURE, AREN'T THEY? 265 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,581 SO I GUESS I'LL BE GETTING TO KNOW YOUR SON HERE. 266 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,451 I MEAN, I'M ASSUMING HE'S YOUR SON 267 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,285 UNLESS HE'S YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER. 268 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,419 - HIS BROTHER? 269 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:11,825 - I MEAN, YOU SEEM SO MATURE, AND YOU LOOK SO YOUNG. 270 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,225 - AND YOU'RE A DETECTIVE? 271 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,297 - [laughs] OH! GOOD COMEBACK. GOOD COMEBACK. 272 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,831 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH SCHMOOZING. 273 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,399 LET'S--LET'S GO CAMPING! 274 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:21,969 YEAH. 275 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,269 - HAVE FUN. - YEAH. 276 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,270 - LOVE YOU. 277 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,404 - WHATEVER. 278 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,274 - YOUR FATHER IS A GREAT MAN, 279 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,609 YOU KNOW, YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. 280 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,043 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. 281 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,413 - HEY, BRIAN. HERE, LET ME GET THAT. 282 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:39,485 OKAY, GUYS, HERE WE GO. 283 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:45,524 - WHOO-HOO! 284 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,330 - I JUST HAD TWO CUPS OF COFFEE; I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. 285 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,465 SO LET'S TRY AGAIN. WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? 286 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,234 - WHICH ONE? 287 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,235 - THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH FOR THREE YEARS. 288 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,369 LUKE JOHNSTON. 289 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,638 THE ONE THAT ROBBED THAT ARMORED CAR WITH HIS BROTHER. 290 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,908 - LUKE DIDN'T ROB ANYBODY. 291 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,109 - WINONA, LISTEN TO ME, 292 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,076 THIS WASN'T JUST ANOTHER SMASH AND GRAB. 293 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,511 A GUARD GOT KILLED. 294 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:08,514 AND WE FOUND LUKE'S FINGERPRINTS NEAR THE SCENE. 295 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,384 - NEAR THE SCENE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 296 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,320 - IT MEANS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM. 297 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,421 THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. 298 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,889 WHERE ARE THEY? 299 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:17,890 - NO IDEA. 300 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:18,892 - SURE YOU DO. 301 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,394 - I'M NOT SAYING ANOTHER WORD. 302 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,463 LUKE AND DEL ARE LIKE FAMILY. 303 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:29,101 - THAT GUARD HAD A FAMILY. 304 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,169 [chair groans] 305 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,139 WINONA, I WANT YOU TO GIVE LUKE AND DEL A MESSAGE, 306 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:36,176 AND DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU CAN. 307 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,346 I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM THAT LELAND STOTTLEMEYER SAYS HI. 308 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,915 AND I WILL SEE THEM SOON. 309 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,952 [chair groans] 310 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,559 - AH. 311 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,230 [insects buzzing] 312 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,477 [buzzing] 313 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:21,020 [buzzing] 314 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,592 - HEY, COOL, YOU BROUGHT YOUR TRANSISTOR RADIO? 315 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,626 WHAT'RE YOU LISTENING TO? 316 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,495 - MUSIC. 317 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,498 - WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES YOUR DAD LIKE? 318 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,500 - WHATEVER SUCKS. 319 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,567 - WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND? 320 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,304 I LIKE THE VARIOUS ARTISTS. YOU HEARD OF THEM? 321 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,572 THEY DO ALL KINDS OF SOUNDTRACKS. 322 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,408 - LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 323 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,342 - WHAT? 324 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,977 - KISSING MY BUTT TO IMPRESS MY FATHER. 325 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,048 - ME? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 326 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,415 - I HEARD HIM TALKING ABOUT YOU. 327 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,549 YOU'RE THE COP THAT WENT CRAZY 328 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,219 AND NOW YOU WANT YOUR OLD JOB BACK. 329 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,121 DON'T DENY IT. YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM LIKE YOU. 330 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:59,025 BELIEVE ME, I'VE TRIED. 331 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,067 - I'M HUNGRY. 332 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,469 - ME TOO. WHEN'S LUNCH? 333 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:13,005 - I'M THINKING WE'D STOP ABOUT NOON. 334 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,207 - WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 335 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,345 - MM. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 336 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:22,282 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS CALLED A SUNDIAL, GUYS. 337 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,549 THERE'S THE SUN, THERE'S THE DIAL, 338 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,652 IT'S GONNA TELL US THE TIME. 339 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,753 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE YOUR WATCH? 340 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,654 - OH, 'CAUSE THIS IS MORE FUN. 341 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:32,225 COME ON, THE PIONEERS DIDN'T USE WRISTWATCHES OR IPODS. 342 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,760 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE NOW. 343 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,129 SAY IT'S ABOUT... 344 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,264 10:25. 345 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,499 [kids sigh and groan] 346 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,633 COME ON, GUYS, ALL RIGHT, FINE. 347 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,134 IF YOU NEED A SNACK YOU CAN, UH-- 348 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,171 HEY, EAT SOME OF THOSE BERRIES. 349 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,038 - OH, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 350 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,139 THEY'RE CALLED MOONSEED BERRIES. 351 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,807 THEY'RE EXTREMELY TOXIC. 352 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,775 - WHY DON'T WE JUST AGREE 353 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,278 THAT EVERYTHING IN THE WOODS IS BAD FOR YOU? 354 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,581 LET'S NOT EAT OR TOUCH OR SMELL ANYTHING. 355 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,783 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GUYS, COME ON. HERE WE GO. 356 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,451 WE'RE STICKING TO THE PLAN. 357 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,653 LET'S, UH, MAKE IT OVER THAT RIDGE, THEN WE CAN EAT, HUH? 358 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,456 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS FUN. 359 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,656 - IF YOU SAY SO. 360 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,294 - FUN, FUN, FUN. 361 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,630 - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID-- THEY FOUND YOUR FINGERPRINTS. 362 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,266 - WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE; WE BOTH HAD GLOVES ON. 363 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,402 - YEAH? THEN WHY ARE THEY TALKING TO ME? 364 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,536 - I DON'T KNOW. 365 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,636 - WHAT ELSE DID YOU FORGET? 366 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,306 DID YOU GET RID OF THE GUNS? 367 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,772 - GUNS ARE GONE. 368 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,375 - DID YOU DUMP EVERYTHING? 369 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,776 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 370 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,179 - YOU JUST BETTER BE SURE, LUKE, IS ALL I'M SAYING, 371 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,846 BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA BE CHECKING EVERYWHERE. 372 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,116 EVERYWHERE YOU'VE STAYED, EVERYWHERE YOU'VE BEEN. 373 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,183 - YOU MEAN THE CABIN? 374 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,353 - JUST GET BACK THERE AND MAKE SURE IT'S CLEAN. 375 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:38,424 BABY, IF YOU GET SENT UP AGAIN I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND IT. 376 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,791 - IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 377 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,260 WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT. 378 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,096 WHEN I GET BACK, YOU AND I HAVE TO TALK. 379 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,330 - WHAT ABOUT? 380 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,366 - ABOUT HOW WE'RE GONNA SPEND ALL THIS MONEY. 381 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,270 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 382 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,405 - THEY PICKED HER UP? 383 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,540 - YEP. THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, THOUGH. 384 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,541 AND WHAT THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T PROVE. 385 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,675 - WHERE WE GOING? 386 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:02,449 - BACK TO SPIDER LAKE. WE GOT SOME CLEANING UP TO DO. 387 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:06,185 - YEAH, THIS IS PERFECT. 388 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,555 THIS IS PERFECT. 389 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,457 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE CAMPING OUT RIGHT HERE. 390 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,891 LET'S SET IT UP. 391 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:14,294 - WHOA. YOU GUYS, LOOK. 392 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:18,897 LOOK. BULLET SHELLS. 393 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,666 - OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS TAKING A LITTLE TARGET PRACTICE. 394 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,135 - PROBABLY SOME JUVIES. 395 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,203 - JUVIES? 396 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,805 - NO, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE PROBABLY PLAYING HOOKY. 397 00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:27,874 DO YOU PLAY HOOKY? 398 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,277 I KNOW I DID WHEN I WAS A KID. 399 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,278 YEAH, I WAS A REAL HOOD. 400 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,313 [imitates gunshots] 401 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,281 I WAS A HOOD IN THE HOOD. 402 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:39,152 - SOMEBODY KILL ME. 403 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:43,589 - YOU KNOW, LIKE NEIGHBORHOOD, RIGHT? 404 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:49,127 [car approaches] 405 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:58,538 - WE GOT COMPANY. 406 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,218 - I GOT MATCHES. 407 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,519 - OH, NOT YET. NO, IT'S NOT QUITE EVEN. 408 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,221 - WE'RE JUST GOING TO BURN IT, NOT LIVE IN IT. 409 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,723 - YEAH, YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. 410 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,792 HEY, BRIAN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP? 411 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,896 - SURE. - HERE. THERE YOU GO. 412 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:28,300 OH... [feigns laughter] OH, HE GOT ME AGAIN. 413 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,969 HE REALLY GOT ME. WHAT A RASCAL. 414 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:30,803 YOU GOT ME AGAIN. 415 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,604 - GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I GOT. 416 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,472 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK... - WHOA! 417 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,942 - YEAH! YEAH! OKAY, GOOD JOB. THAT'S A FISH. 418 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:37,943 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT POLE? 419 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,212 - I MADE IT. IT'S EASY. 420 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,448 I FOUND SOME STRING AND I MADE A HOOK AND SINKER. 421 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,584 - EXCELLENT. NICKY, GOOD JOB. 422 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,617 HEY, YOU SHOWED A LITTLE INITIATIVE. 423 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,719 - THANK YOU. 424 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,988 - LET'S GET A PICTURE OF THAT BAD BOY. 425 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,258 ALL RIGHT. 426 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,925 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 427 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,994 SMILE. 428 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,230 GOOD. LET'S GET A CLOSE-UP OF THE FISH. 429 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:02,000 ALL RIGHT. 430 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,201 - HEY, CAN I TRY OUT YOUR GUN? 431 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,606 - WHOA, WHOA, WILL, WILL, PUT THAT DOWN, PUT THAT DOWN. 432 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,976 WILL, THIS IS NOT A TOY, OKAY? 433 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,877 - HOW MANY BAD GUYS HAVE YOU KILLED? 434 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,481 - I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT, OKAY? 435 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,648 TWO. 436 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:17,817 - ONLY TWO? 437 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,553 - HE'S A COP. 438 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,291 - THEY CALLED HIM THE SPIDER LAKE MANIAC 439 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,660 'CAUSE ALL THE KILLINGS HAPPENED RIGHT HERE 440 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,430 IN THESE WOODS ABOUT A YEAR AGO. 441 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:34,500 ACTUALLY, IT WAS A YEAR AGO. 442 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,934 TONIGHT. 443 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:40,972 THERE'S A MENTAL HOSPITAL ABOUT TEN MILES AWAY FROM HERE. 444 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,442 IT'S CALLED THE LASSEN COUNTY CLINIC. 445 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,278 EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS ESCAPE-PROOF. 446 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,515 SOMEHOW HE ESCAPED. 447 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,949 - RANDY, EXCUSE ME. 448 00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:54,354 THE LASSEN CLINIC'S BEEN CLOSED FOR 20 YEARS. 449 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,454 - THAT'S RIGHT, UH, YEAH. 450 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,455 MUST'VE BEEN ANOTHER MENTAL HOSPITAL. 451 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,690 - WHICH ONE? 452 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,592 - UH, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER. 453 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:04,364 BUT THE POINT IS HE ESCAPED. 454 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:08,067 NOW, ON THE FIRST NIGHT HE KILLED TWO FISHERMEN. 455 00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,801 SLIT THEIR THROATS. [imitates slitting] 456 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,337 BUT HE DIDN'T NEED A KNIFE. 457 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,071 WANT TO KNOW WHY? 458 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,607 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A LEFT HAND. 459 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,411 INSTEAD, HE HAD A RAZOR-SHARP 460 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,347 HOOK!--AAH! 461 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,083 - ACTUALLY, UH, THEY DON'T USE HOOKS ANYMORE. 462 00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:27,053 THESE DAYS THEY HAVE PROSTHETIC HANDS. 463 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,088 YOU KNOW, RUBBER. JUST LIKE REAL HANDS. 464 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,758 - WELL, HE HAD A HOOK. 465 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,593 - OR A HAND. IT WAS PROBABLY A HAND. 466 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,028 - IT WAS A HOOK. 467 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:36,962 - [whispers] OR A HAND. 468 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,598 - THE IMPORTANT THING IS HE WAS A MANIAC 469 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,433 AND THE SIMPLEST THING COULD SET HIM OFF. 470 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,001 - HE WAS PROBABLY BIPOLAR, 471 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,037 WHICH BY THE WAY, THEY CAN TREAT NOW. 472 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,873 THERE'S THIS NEW DRUG CALLED LEXAPRO. 473 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,074 - LEXAPRO IS EXCELLENT. 474 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,643 - WELL, THE SPIDER LAKE MANIAC DIDN'T TAKE HIS MEDICINE. 475 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:51,510 - I'M SURE HE TOOK HIS MEDICINE. 476 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,012 IT WAS PROBABLY MANDATED BY THE COURT. 477 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,414 YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDS. 478 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,048 - THEY PROBABLY STARTED OFF WITH XANAX. 479 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,017 THAT'S WHAT THEY DID WITH ME. 480 00:21:58,049 --> 00:22:00,787 OH, THAT REMINDS ME, I HAVE TO TAKE MY PILLS. 481 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,020 [video game sounds] 482 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,722 - WHAT--WHAT'RE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THAT? 483 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,093 - THIS IS MY BACKUP. 484 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,494 - FINE. 485 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,596 SO THANKS TO MODERN MEDICINE, 486 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,132 THE SPIDER LAKE MANIAC NOW LIVES IN A PUBLIC HOUSING PROJECT 487 00:22:13,164 --> 00:22:16,035 WITH HIS PET CAT AND NEVER BOTHERS ANYONE. 488 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,036 THE END. 489 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,137 - WOW. THAT WAS PATHETIC. 490 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,375 - [chuckles] IT WAS A GREAT STORY, PROFESSOR LAME-O. 491 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:26,413 - IT'S 10:00 GUYS, LET'S JUST--LET'S-- 492 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:28,079 AH, BEDTIME, ALL RIGHT? 493 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,416 LET'S GO, LET'S, UH, PACK UP THE CAMP. 494 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,785 LET'S GRAB THE FOOD, SEAL IT, GET IT OFF THE GROUND. 495 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:36,722 WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FEED ANY MORE ANIMALS TONIGHT. 496 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:42,094 PROFESSOR LAME-O? 497 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,932 [pulley squeaks] 498 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,967 - WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 499 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,435 - THEY'RE GETTING THEIR FOOD OFF THE GROUND. 500 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,672 IT KEEPS THE BEARS AWAY. 501 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:58,677 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S HIT THE HAY. 502 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:03,082 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME SKY WE HAVE IN SAN FRANCISCO. 503 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,718 MAN, I COULD GET USED TO THIS. 504 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,587 HOW ABOUT YOU? 505 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,088 - I CAN NEVER GET USED TO ANYTHING. 506 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,092 LISTEN, RANDY, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE. 507 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,528 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT. 508 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:19,131 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS BRIAN. SCHMOOZING, RIGHT? 509 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,933 HOW'S IT GOING? - TERRIBLE. 510 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,134 - YOU KNOW, HE'S A GOOD KID, MONK. 511 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,135 THEY ALL ARE. 512 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,573 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 513 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,875 - WHAT'S THAT? - HOW YOU TAKE IT. 514 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:34,447 PEOPLE JOKE AROUND, TEASE YOU, YOU NEVER GET MAD OR UPSET. 515 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,785 - USED TO BOTHER ME WHEN I WAS COMING UP IN UNIFORM. 516 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:43,189 I HEARD PEOPLE LAUGHING, TELLING RANDY DISHER STORIES. 517 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:46,492 IT HURT, YOU KNOW. I ALMOST QUIT. 518 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,894 - WHAT HAPPENED? 519 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:51,130 - ONE NIGHT I GOT A CALL. A P-300 DOWNTOWN. 520 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:54,767 THERE WAS A BUMPER STICKER ON ONE OF THE CARS, 521 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,537 AND IT SAID, "HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE." 522 00:23:57,569 --> 00:24:04,009 I MEAN, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT CHANGED MY LIFE. 523 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,646 I MEAN, I MADE A DECISION RIGHT THERE. 524 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,214 I CHOSE TO BE HAPPY. 525 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:12,183 I MEAN, I-- 526 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,953 I REALLY BELIEVE THAT. 527 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,690 I MEAN, YOU HAVE THE POWER. 528 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:20,125 YOU CAN CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY. 529 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,028 - I GUESS I SHOULD READ MORE BUMPER STICKERS. 530 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,196 - [yawning] YEAH, EVERYBODY SHOULD. 531 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:28,800 OKAY, IT'S LATE. I'M GONNA GO SACK OUT. 532 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,836 - YEAH, GOOD NIGHT. - SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 533 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:32,638 - WAIT A MINUTE. 534 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:35,775 P-300? THAT'S A FATALITY. 535 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,144 - YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY UGLY. 536 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:40,179 THE DRIVER HIT A TRACTOR TRAILER HEAD-ON. 537 00:24:40,211 --> 00:24:41,713 HE AND HIS WIFE WERE BOTH D.O.A. 538 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:45,183 - AND THIS WAS THE CAR THAT HAD THE BUMPER STICKER? 539 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,618 "HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE." 540 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,686 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 541 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,622 WELL, ACTUALLY IT WAS ON FIRE WHEN I GOT THERE, 542 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,190 SO IT WAS HARD TO READ. 543 00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:55,193 - AND THIS DIDN'T DETER YOU OR MAKE YOU THINK TWICE. 544 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,896 - I MEAN, IT WAS AN EPIPHANY, MONK. 545 00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,266 YOU CAN'T JUST CHOOSE WHERE YOU GET IT. 546 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:03,903 I MEAN, IT COULD BE FROM A GURU ON A MOUNTAINTOP 547 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:08,207 OR IT COULD BE FROM A BUMPER STICKER ON A BURNING SUBARU. 548 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:14,246 WELL, HEY, GOOD NIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 549 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:06,298 - [whispers] LET'S GO. 550 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:21,647 [bear growls] 551 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,198 [roars] 552 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:45,171 - [screams] 553 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,673 - I CAN HEAR IT! 554 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,977 [kids yelling] 555 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:56,682 - I THINK WE LOST IT. 556 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,951 - I DON'T THINK SO. THAT WAS A MATURE GRIZZLY. 557 00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:01,220 THEY CAN RUN UP TO 30 MILES AN HOUR. 558 00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:02,821 - YEAH, I READ SOMEWHERE THAT HE'S PROBABLY 559 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,222 MORE SCARED OF US THAN WE ARE OF HIM. 560 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:07,125 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 561 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,695 - THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT. 562 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,163 IF YOU SEE A BEAR YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO YELL! 563 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:16,268 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO IT CALMLY. 564 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,805 CALMLY, LIKE THIS. 565 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:20,673 - DID YOU GUYS HEAR HIM? 566 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:21,773 HE WAS SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 567 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,876 - I WASN'T SCREAMING, EXACTLY. 568 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:28,213 - YOU WERE SCREAMING AND CRYING. WE ALL SAW YOU. 569 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:29,448 YOU'RE SO PATHETIC. 570 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,384 - I WAS WARNING YOU. I WAS-- YOU KNOW, SOUNDING THE ALARM. 571 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,688 LIKE--LIKE PAUL REVERE. 572 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:38,289 - MORE LIKE PAUL REVERE'S SCARED LITTLE SISTER. 573 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,393 - [chuckles] YOU JOKER. HE DIDN'T HAVE A SISTER. 574 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:42,694 - WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 575 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,797 - LET'S JUST REVIEW THE SITUATION. 576 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,767 OKAY, WE'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR A LONG TIME. 577 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,102 - MOSTLY IN CIRCLES. - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 578 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,105 - WAIT, SO YOU MEAN WE'RE LOST? WITH NO COMPASS? NO CELL PHONE? 579 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,741 - WE NEED TO STAY HYDRATED. THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 580 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:56,909 WE NEED WATER. 581 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,778 - WELL, WE PASSED THE LAKE AT LEAST TWICE. 582 00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,113 - I SAY WE GO BACK TO THE LAKE. 583 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:06,018 - GOOD IDEA. LET'S DIE BY THE LAKE. 584 00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:09,721 [beeping] 585 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,323 [sustained tone] 586 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:15,827 - HOW MANY IS THAT? 587 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,763 - 'BOUT 30. 588 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,498 WE SHOT OFF TWO CLIPS SO THERE SHOULD BE MORE OUT THERE. 589 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:20,866 - I SAY WE BAG IT. 590 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,804 IF WE CAN'T FIND 'EM, THEY WON'T EITHER. 591 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:27,373 [cell phone vibrates] 592 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:29,208 ring tone: * I'M TIRED OF SUCKING UP * 593 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,376 - DON'T ANSWER IT! 594 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,445 - * I'M TIRED OF SUCKING UP AND WORKING FOR THE MAN * 595 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,884 * KEEPING PEOPLE DOWN 'CAUSE THE LAW SAYS I CAN * 596 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:39,852 - HEY. 597 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,520 CHECK IT OUT. 598 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,957 - THAT'S ONE OF OUR SHELLS. 599 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,900 - YOU SAID 5 MINUTES. THAT WAS 20 MINUTES AGO. 600 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,467 - I MEANT EASTERN TIME. 601 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,070 RELAX, NATURE BOY. 602 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:01,207 - WHOA, WHOA! 603 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,375 - HEY, I GOT IT! - PULL IT IN, PULL IT IN! 604 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,045 - OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT? OH, WHOA! 605 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,246 GUYS, THAT'S A BEAUTY. 606 00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:10,048 OH, MY GOD. GRAB ME THAT BUCKET. 607 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,983 - IT'S MY FIRST FISH! 608 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:13,952 IT'S LIKE MY FIRST ANYTHING. 609 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,421 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT WEIGHS? 610 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:18,223 - 100 POUNDS, AT LEAST. IT'S GOT TO BE A RECORD. 611 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,858 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW IT TO YOUR DAD. 612 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,559 - ARE YOU MENTAL? - THIS IS SO AWESOME. 613 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,828 - WE'RE NOT SHOWING THIS TO ANYBODY. 614 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:23,930 THAT'S OUR LUNCH. 615 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,798 - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. WE CAN GRILL IT. 616 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,799 THIS THING'S BIG ENOUGH FOR LUNCH AND DINNER. 617 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:30,269 - NO, I CAUGHT IT. I'M KEEPING IT. 618 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,436 - HEY, BRIAN, WE'RE ALL HUNGRY. I THINK IT'S LUNCH. 619 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,805 - I HAVE TO SAY I'M WITH BRIAN ON THIS. 620 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:34,506 - BIG SURPRISE. 621 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,477 - OKAY, BRIAN CAUGHT THE FISH. POSSESSION IS 9/10 OF THE LAW. 622 00:29:38,509 --> 00:29:42,013 THAT'S THE RULE. IN FACT, WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WOODS, IT'S 10/10. 623 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,016 - 10/10? 624 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:44,951 THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 625 00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:47,052 - YEAH, RULES DON'T HAVE TO SOUND RIGHT. 626 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,086 THAT'S ANOTHER RULE. 627 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,822 - SHOTGUN. 628 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:50,823 - WILL, WE'RE NOT EVEN NEAR THE VAN. 629 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:52,458 - NO, SHOTGUN. OVER THERE. 630 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:53,925 - WHOA. - WHOA, HEY. 631 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,926 - ARE YOU GUYS OKAY? 632 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:58,897 - HEY, UH, YEAH, YEAH. GOOD TO SEE SOMEBODY. 633 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,133 - WE WERE HUNTING UP ON THAT RIDGE; WE HEARD SOME YELLING. 634 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,534 - A BEAR TRIED TO EAT US. A REAL ONE. 635 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:03,602 - NO KIDDING. 636 00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:06,438 - YEAH, HEY, LOOK, WE GOT A LITTLE TURNED AROUND. 637 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,839 DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE THE HIGHWAY IS? 638 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:09,575 - SURE. IT'S RIGHT DOWN THAT HILL. 639 00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:10,509 THERE'S A TRAIL. 640 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:13,311 - YEAH, TAKE YOU TWO, MAYBE THREE HOURS. 641 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:14,980 - OH, WOW, GUYS, YOU HEAR THAT? 642 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:15,981 WE'RE GONNA BE HOME BEFORE DINNER. 643 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:16,982 - YES. 644 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,084 - BROKE YOUR LINE. 645 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:22,488 - YEAH. FISH WAS JUST TOO BIG, SO WE HAD TO CUT IT. 646 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,155 - HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER, HUH? 647 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,356 - YEAH. 648 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,192 - NICE TROUT. THAT'S A REAL BEAUTY. 649 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,227 YOU WANT TO SELL IT? 650 00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,228 - NO. 651 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,865 - I'LL GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS RIGHT NOW, CASH MONEY. 652 00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:33,932 - OKAY, UH, 500. 653 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:35,934 - 500? 654 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,037 - I FIGURE ANYONE WILLING TO PAY 50 WILL PAY 500, RIGHT? 655 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,205 - UH, WAIT A MINUTE. 656 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:43,942 YOU WOULD ACTUALLY PAY HIM $50 FOR THE FISH? 657 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,944 - WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID? I'LL GIVE YOU 75 BUCKS. 658 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,914 - SEVENTY--NO. IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 659 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:49,815 [cell phone vibrates] - LISTEN. 660 00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:53,551 ring tone: * I'M TIRED OF SUCKING UP * 661 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:54,619 - * I'M TIRED OF SUCKING UP AND WORKING FOR THE MAN * 662 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:57,957 - THAT'S ME. HEY, THAT'S-- 663 00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,326 THAT'S ME. THAT'S--THAT'S MY SONG. 664 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:04,063 OH, DUDE, THIS IS GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD. 665 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,897 YOU READY FOR THIS? 666 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:06,898 I'M RANDY DISHER. 667 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,433 - WHO? - RANDY DISHER. 668 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:09,969 IT'S THE RANDY DISHER PROJECT. 669 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,104 I'M YOUR RING TONE, MAN, THAT'S MY SONG. 670 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:15,040 * 671 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,375 GO AHEAD. ANSWER IT. 672 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:19,979 - NOT TODAY. I'M ON VACATION. 673 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:22,114 ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF. 674 00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:23,182 BUT IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 675 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,983 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FISH. 676 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:26,152 - YEAH, HEY, HAPPY HUNTING. THANKS FOR THE HELP. 677 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:27,252 - YEAH, SURE THING. 678 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:32,057 - HAPPY HUNTING, BOYS. - THANKS A LOT. 679 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,125 - DO YOU THINK THEY MADE US? 680 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,661 - IT'S OKAY. WE CAN TAKE 'EM OUT FROM THE RIDGE. 681 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:39,965 - RANDY, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FISH? 682 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,968 AND WHAT IS THAT? 683 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,002 - OH, THAT'S THE SINKER. 684 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,171 I MADE IT FROM ONE OF THE SHELL CASINGS 685 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,538 WE FOUND AT THE CAMPSITE. 686 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,374 - YOU SAID WE COULD TAKE 'EM. 687 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,509 - RIGHT. 688 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:54,947 RANDY, REMEMBER THE ARMORED CAR FRIDAY MORNING? 689 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:57,048 I THINK THESE ARE THE GUYS. 690 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,484 DID YOU NOTICE THE PEANUT SHELL? IT WAS TWISTED OPEN. 691 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,086 JUST LIKE AT THE CRIME SCENE. 692 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:01,819 - YEAH, I NOTICED. 693 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:04,256 - YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE 75. 694 00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:07,026 - HE'LL BE BACK. DON'T WORRY. 695 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:12,698 - I THINK BRIAN'S RIGHT. THEY WILL BE BACK. 696 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:23,442 - ALL RIGHT. YOU HAVE YOUR GUN, RIGHT? 697 00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:25,176 - NO, IT'S BACK AT THE CAMPSITE. 698 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:27,378 - OH, NO. 699 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,515 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 700 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,317 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 701 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,317 WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TO THAT HIGHWAY, 702 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,353 WE'RE GONNA DOUBLE-TIME IT ALL THE WAY, OKAY? 703 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,087 - BRIAN, GIVE US THE FISH. 704 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,189 - NO WAY. 705 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:38,423 - OKAY, BUDDY. THIS ISN'T A GAME. 706 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,691 THOSE MEN ARE DANGEROUS. 707 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,994 WE NEED TO GET THE HOOK AND THE SINKER OUT OF THE FISH'S MOUTH. 708 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,631 - FORGET IT. I CAUGHT IT. IT'S MY FISH. 709 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,166 - BRIAN, LISTEN. - YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. 710 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,167 - BRIAN. BRIAN! - BRIAN! 711 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,402 - BRIAN! 712 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:52,703 I'LL GET HIM, JUST TAKE THE OTHERS. 713 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,140 - RIGHT, WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE HIGHWAY. 714 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:58,777 LET'S GO, GUYS. BE CAREFUL! 715 00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:01,480 - BRIAN! 716 00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:04,316 BRIAN! 717 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:08,119 BRIAN. 718 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,390 BRIAN, AH... BRIAN! 719 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:12,758 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY? 720 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:13,759 OKAY, GIVE ME THE FISH. JUST GIVE ME! 721 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:14,759 - NO WAY! 722 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,627 - GIVE IT TO ME! 723 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,430 - NO! - GIVE ME THE-- 724 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:21,500 - NO! - GIVE IT TO ME! 725 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:22,667 GIVE IT TO ME. - NO WAY! 726 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,470 - GIVE IT TO ME. 727 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,770 - I WANT TO GIVE IT TO MY DAD. NO WAY. 728 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:30,375 [bear growls] 729 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:37,715 - UH... 730 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:41,186 - [roars] 731 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,291 - [mumbles] THROW THE FISH. 732 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:49,461 GIVE IT TO HIM. 733 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,329 - OKAY. 734 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,498 - OH, NO, WAIT. 735 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,333 - [growls] 736 00:33:54,365 --> 00:34:00,105 - NOT YET. NOT YET. 737 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:05,243 UGH... 738 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:06,644 - [roars] 739 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:10,382 - I JUST NEED THE LITTLE SINKER THING. 740 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:13,485 MATERIAL EVIDENCE OF A HOMICIDE. 741 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:15,686 OH... 742 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:20,425 - GIVE IT TO HIM. 743 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:21,626 - [growls] 744 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:25,563 - HERE YOU GO. 745 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,800 IT'S ALL YOURS. 746 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:33,105 BON APPETIT. 747 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,505 AHH! 748 00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:40,512 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HE DOESN'T LIKE THE FISH. 749 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,414 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! HE'S GONNA KILL US! 750 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:44,483 - [roars] 751 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,650 - DO SOMETHING. 752 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,552 - SHH. 753 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,157 IT'S OKAY. 754 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,891 IT'S OKAY... 755 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,862 I'M VERY CALM. 756 00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:00,231 WE'RE VERY CALM. 757 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:03,902 LOOK HOW CALM WE ARE. 758 00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:07,606 - HE LIKES IT. 759 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,208 IT'S WORKING. 760 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,376 KEEP TALKING, KEEP TALKING. 761 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:12,478 - WHAT DO I SAY? 762 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:17,516 - I DON'T KNOW. TELL HIM A STORY. 763 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:22,288 - WHAT--WHAT STORY? 764 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,356 - IT DOESN'T MATTER! HE'S A BEAR! 765 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:29,494 - OKAY. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 766 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:35,467 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 767 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:38,804 SEE, AN ARMORED CAR WAS ROBBED, AND THE GUARD WAS KILLED, 768 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:41,806 AND THE POLICE RECOVERED 769 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,175 SOME SHELL CASINGS FROM THE CRIME SCENE. 770 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,677 AND IF THEY COULD MATCH THEM 771 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:49,648 TO THE CASINGS FOUND IN THAT CLEARING, 772 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,617 THEY'D HAVE AN AIRTIGHT CASE. 773 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:53,619 - [growls] 774 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,954 - EXACTLY. 775 00:35:56,987 --> 00:35:59,490 AND THOSE TWO MEN--THEY WEREN'T HUNTERS, THEY WERE KILLERS. 776 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:04,730 THEY MUST'VE BEEN TARGET PRACTICING UP HERE, 777 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:06,632 AND SOMEONE MUST'VE SPOTTED THEM. 778 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,534 MAYBE A PARK RANGER. 779 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,402 THAT'S WHY THEY CAME BACK. 780 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,570 'CAUSE THEY KNEW THAT THOSE SHELL CASINGS 781 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:16,442 COULD TIE THEM TO THE CRIME SCENE. 782 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:19,545 - [growls] 783 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,257 - I GUESS IT GOT BORED. 784 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:33,492 NICE WORK. 785 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,527 - IT'S WHAT I DO. 786 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,201 LET'S GO. 787 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:52,244 - SHH, SHH. 788 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,746 I WANT YOU GUYS TO STAY HERE. 789 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,882 NOBODY MOVES UNTIL I GET BACK, OKAY? 790 00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,650 - OKAY. - OKAY. 791 00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:04,755 - IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 792 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,588 DROP IT NOW! 793 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:37,655 DOWN. DOWN ON YOUR KNEES. 794 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:40,925 DOWN! GET DOWN! 795 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,737 - [chuckles] 796 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,704 GOOD JOB. BOTH OF YOU. 797 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:59,411 I JUST SPOKE TO THE D.A. YOU MADE HIS DAY. 798 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,579 - MR. MONK, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? 799 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:01,579 - IT WAS IN A FISH. 800 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:06,050 NATALIE, IN A FISH. 801 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,385 - MOJO WIRE. 802 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:08,487 - 'SCUSE ME? 803 00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:11,623 - REMEMBER? YOU ASKED ME MY FAVORITE BAND. MOJO WIRE. 804 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,425 THAT'S THEIR NAME. 805 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:17,528 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 806 00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:22,434 - I DIDN'T HEAR HIM SAY THANK YOU. 807 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:23,869 - I DID. 808 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:27,873 - DAD, I CAUGHT A FISH. 809 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:30,641 I CAUGHT THIS FISH... 810 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:34,380 - [sighs] YOU THINK IT'LL HELP? 811 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,748 WE'LL FIND OUT. 812 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:50,762 - WELL, LET'S GET STARTED. 813 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,798 I'LL GO FIRST. 814 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:57,135 LAST WEEKEND, THIS MAN, ADRIAN MONK, 815 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,471 SAVED MY SON'S LIFE. 816 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:00,639 ACTUALLY, HE DID MORE THAN THAT. 817 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:03,442 HE CHALLENGED MY SON AND STOOD UP TO HIM 818 00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:05,043 IN A WAY THAT I WAS NEVER ABLE TO DO. 819 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:09,014 I'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART. 820 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,048 I'M GOING TO APPROVE THIS RECOMMENDATION 821 00:39:11,081 --> 00:39:14,885 AND SUPPORT HIS REINSTATEMENT. 822 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,021 - SO... 823 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:19,891 SO THAT'S A YES? 824 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:22,927 THANK YOU. 825 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,697 THANK YOU, SIR. 826 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:27,699 I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 827 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,001 I'M IN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 828 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,070 - UH, EXCUSE ME, DETECTIVE MONK. 829 00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:34,873 AS YOU KNOW, THIS VOTE HAS TO BE UNANIMOUS. 830 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,074 I'VE BEEN REVIEWING YOUR RECORD, 831 00:39:36,106 --> 00:39:40,579 AND I'M AFRAID THAT I STILL HAVE SOME SERIOUS RESERVATIONS. 832 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,079 I CAN'T RECOMMEND YOUR REINSTATEMENT AT THIS TIME. 833 00:39:42,112 --> 00:39:43,914 - THANK YOU. 834 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,983 THANK YOU, SIR. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 835 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:47,152 - DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 836 00:39:47,184 --> 00:39:50,021 - DETECTIVE MONK, I'M SORRY, 837 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,989 BUT I WON'T BE RECOMMENDING YOU EITHER. 838 00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:52,990 I HAVE TO SAY NO. 839 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,760 - THANK YOU. 840 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,628 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 841 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,929 YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 842 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,132 - SO HOW'S IT GOING? 843 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,132 - THUMBS DOWN, TWO TO ONE. 844 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,869 - [scoffs] 845 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,672 POOR THING. HOW'S HE TAKING IT? 846 00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:11,076 - SURPRISINGLY WELL. 847 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:14,846 [giggles] 848 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:19,117 - HEY, MAN. WE WERE LISTENING. 849 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:21,487 - SO YOU KNOW. 850 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,221 ISN'T IT GREAT? 851 00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:25,155 I'M BACK. 852 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:30,496 LELAND, I'M BACK. 853 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,831 - WAIT, MR. MONK. 854 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,501 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THERE? 855 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:38,836 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OF COURSE I DO. COME ON. 856 00:40:38,869 --> 00:40:43,942 LET'S GO CELEBRATE. 857 00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:46,043 - HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE. 858 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,713 - WELL, WE HAVE TO TELL HIM. 859 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:50,681 - YEAH, AFTER LUNCH. 860 00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:51,717 - I'M BACK, BABY! 861 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,920 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com