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[children chatter, dog barks]

2
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Hey, Jamie.
Jamie, what did I say?

3
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Not so high.
You're gonna break your neck.

4
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And you know who they're
gonna blame?

5
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They're gonna blame me.

6
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What?

7
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Hungry.

8
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You can't be hungry.
You just ate.

9
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Where's the other one,
the, uh, the--the little guy?

10
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Have you seen Tommy?

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No.

12
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Tommy?

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[ominous music]

14
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Tommy?

15
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Tommy!

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(police dispatch)
All units be advised
we have a missing child.

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Two years old,
male Caucasian.

18
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Last seen at Edgewater Park

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wearing red polo shirt,
blue pants.

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His name is Tommy Grazer.

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Stand by.
I think we got him.

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Hi, big guy.

23
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Everybody's
looking for you.

24
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What do you got there?

25
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What have you got there,
big guy?

26
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Oh, my God,
where did you get this?

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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]

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* It's a jungle out there

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* Disorder and confusion
confusion everywhere *

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* No one seems to care

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* Well, I do

32
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* Hey, who's in charge here?

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* It's a jungle out there

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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *

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* You know what's in the water
that you drink? *

36
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* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *

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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *

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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *

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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *

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* Might just kill you

41
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* I could be wrong now

42
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* But I don't think so

43
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* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *

44
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* It's a jungle
out there *

45
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Any word
from the hospitals?

46
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Not yet.
We're still checking.

47
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All right, we need
to talk to anybody

48
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who was in the park
or near the park.

49
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We're gonna lock it down.

50
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Sir, it's
three-and-a-half acres.

51
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Lock it down
and keep it locked down.

52
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If there's a body here,
we're gonna find it,

53
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if it takes all night.

54
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Hey, Monk, Natalie.
Thanks for coming.

55
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Hey, we just
got your call.

56
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I didn't quite
understand it.

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You found a body?

58
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Uh, not quite.

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There's a two-year-old boy
named Tommy Grazer--

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Not two years...
22 months.

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Not quite two.

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Whatever.

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Anyway, um,
he was, um,

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separated
from his mother.

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His, uh, guardian.

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She's not actually
his mother.

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She runs a foster home.

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It's for the record.

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Yeah, for the record,

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stand over there.

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Anyway, he was
in the playground,

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and he disappeared
for, like, 10 minutes.

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14 minutes.

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When we found him,

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the little guy had
a severed human finger.

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A finger?
A pinky.

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It was still bleeding,
freshly severed.

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Probably about
four hours ago.

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About
four hours ago.

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I just said that, Randy!

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(Natalie)
Just a finger?

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Yeah, so far.

83
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Now, we're not
telling the press anything.

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All we're telling them

85
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is that somebody
found a body part.

86
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We're not giving them
any details.

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Where did he find it?

88
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The boy's not talking.

89
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Maybe he hates cops.

90
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Maybe he's two years old.

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Tommy, this is Adrian Monk
and Natalie Teeger.

92
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And this is Mrs. Novak,
the boy's legal guardian.

93
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You can't keep us here.
We haven't done anything.

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Mrs. Novak,

95
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I promise you
we'll get you out of here

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just as soon as we can.

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Hi.
Hi, sweetie.

98
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My name is Natalie.

99
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Gimme five!

100
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Yeah!

101
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Hey, this
is my friend.

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Monk.

103
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Pretty good with kids.

104
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Oh, it's
sort of my job.

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Hello.

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My name
is Adrian Monk.

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Monk!

108
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That's right.

109
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I'm working with
the police department.

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Technically,
I'm here as a consultant.

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Do you understand?
Consultant.

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Mr. Monk,
he's not gonna get that.

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Sort of an adjunct.

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Monk, I don't know
what an adjunct is.

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Monk, Monk!

116
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I'd like to take him
for a little walk.

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See where he goes.
Maybe he'll retrace his steps.

118
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Is that okay?

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Yeah.

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Okay, um,

121
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would you like
to go for a walk?

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Monk.

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Monk.

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Monk!

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He won't stop
saying Monk.

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Hello!

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[singing gibberish]

128
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[speaking gibberish]

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Where did you
find that finger?

130
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Was it over there?

131
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Was it over here?

132
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Um, this way.

133
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This way?
Yeah.

134
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Are you sure?

135
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Looks like Monk
finally found a friend.

136
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Her name was Trudy.

137
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She was 34 years old.

138
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We never
found the killer.

139
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I mean, we had a lead
in New York last year,

140
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but so far,
it's pretty much a dead end.

141
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Ooh!
Careful.

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Oh, no, no.
No, no, no, no.

143
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Tommy, don't
put that in your mouth.

144
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No, see, that is nature.

145
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See, we never
put that in our mouths.

146
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Nature is dirty.

147
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See?
Nature dirty.

148
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Nature dirty.

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Here, look.

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Here...

151
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Okay, now look.

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I'm gonna give you--

153
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I'm gonna give you
an extra wipe.

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You keep it
in your pocket for later.

155
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You'll need that later.
Here.

156
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Here, put it
right in your pocket

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and keep it for later.

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Okay, let's go.
All right.

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Nature dirty.

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That's what
I'm saying.

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And he wouldn't let go.

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Did you see him?

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Yes, Monk, we saw him.
We were there.

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I mean, every time
I tried to say good-bye,

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he just hugged me
tighter, even tighter.

166
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And he had the most
perfect little hands.

167
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Did you notice
his--his perfect hands?

168
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Yes, Mr. Monk,
he liked you.

169
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You think so?

170
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He kept on saying your name
over and over, didn't he?

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"Monk, Monk, Monk."
Yeah, he did.

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Are you ready?

173
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Yeah.
Yes, sir.

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It is a left pinkie

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belonging
to a male Caucasian

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about 25 years old.

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So far, there's no match
on the fingerprint.

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The digit was severed
earlier today,

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we figure about 8 A.M.,

180
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with some kind
of gardening instrument,

181
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like pruning shears.

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He cut up a whole body
with pruning shears?

183
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No, maybe they just

184
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there'll be no prints.

185
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There's a callous.

186
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That's true.

187
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We think he might
have played guitar.

188
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No, not guitar.

189
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It's at the wrong angle.

190
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He played the violin.

191
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There's some residue.

192
00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:05,752
Sticky.

193
00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,819
Like sap.

194
00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,055
Tree sap.

195
00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,656
Lumberjack.

196
00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,959
Missing nine-fingered
lumberjack.

197
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Who plays the violin.

198
00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:14,961
Should I put
a list together?

199
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Absolutely--make sure
you don't run out of paper.

200
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It's not tree sap.

201
00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,067
We already ran it.

202
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The main component
is abietic acid.

203
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Abietic acid?

204
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That's violin resin.

205
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I think that's
pretty expensive resin.

206
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So...professional,

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or at least very serious,
violinist,

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25 years of age,

209
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who is missing.

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(woman)
You want to speak
with my son?

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(Monk)
Yes.

212
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Ma'am, we've been

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talking to musicians
all day,

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and we understand
that Daniel

215
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plays violin for
the Bay City Quintet.

216
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Yes, that's right.

217
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In his spare time.

218
00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,902
Well, according
to your son's employer,

219
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he called in sick
this morning.

220
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He got home very late
last night,

221
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and he was tired.

222
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,042
Is he home,
Mrs. Carlyle?

223
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,043
Mother?

224
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,346
Is something...wrong?

225
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,115
These people
are with the police.

226
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,951
They want
to talk with you.

227
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,119
Can you ask them
to come back?

228
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,721
I'm rehearsing right now.

229
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:14,922
Daniel Carlyle?

230
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,791
That's right.

231
00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,759
Could I see
your other hand?

232
00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,899
I have a concert tonight,
if you don't mind.

233
00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,168
Sorry to bother you,
Mr. Carlyle.

234
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Uh, have a nice day,
ma'am.

235
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Well, that was
number eight.

236
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He was the last one
on our list.

237
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I wonder if the captain's
doing any better.

238
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I'm sure
he would have called.

239
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,084
Maybe I should
talk to that boy again.

240
00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,918
You mean Tommy?
He's two years old.

241
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He's not gonna be able
to tell you anything.

242
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I don't know.
He found the finger.

243
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,659
Maybe if I spent
some more time with him...

244
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,928
You miss him,
don't you?

245
00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,898
We're going bye-bye now.
Here we go.

246
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It wasn't my fault.

247
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The kid walked away
for ten minutes.

248
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,902
I mean, it could
happen to anybody.

249
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:02,936
It's not my decision,
Janet.

250
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,171
When an incident
like this happens,

251
00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,806
we always remove the child

252
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,975
till the agency
can review the situation.

253
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,942
The kid found a pinkie.
It's no big deal.

254
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,245
It might be an indication
that you and Raymond are...

255
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,147
overtaxed here.

256
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,249
I mean, you already
have four foster children.

257
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,985
Yeah, well, we're doing the very
best we can, Mrs. Crane.

258
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:19,886
I know you are,
Janet.

259
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,889
Why don't you call my office
in the morning

260
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,724
and we'll see
where we stand, okay?

261
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:24,725
Say good-bye.

262
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,259
Here we go.

263
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,663
May I help you?

264
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,230
Hi, I'm Natalie Teeger,
and this is Adrian Monk.

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00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,667
And we're working with
the police on the investigation.

266
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,868
About the severed--

267
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,302
Uh, right, Mrs.--

268
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,938
Crane, Theresa Crane.
I'm Tommy's caseworker.

269
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,340
Monk!

270
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,210
I see you two
have met before.

271
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,378
What happens to him now?
It's a tough one.

272
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,447
I've been trying to place him
with a family in Livingston.

273
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,981
It would be
a perfect match,

274
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,283
but they can't take him
for two weeks.

275
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,451
I'll take him.

276
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,885
What?

277
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,354
What are you gonna do,
adopt him?

278
00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,789
I'll take him.

279
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,357
I'll take him.

280
00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:00,293
Monk.

281
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,700
Uh, this is the last form.

282
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,368
Just sign here.

283
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,147
Doesn't have
to be perfect.

284
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,153
Maybe it does.

285
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,323
Normally, I would prefer
a longer waiting period,

286
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,192
but because you and Tommy
have already bonded

287
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,495
and it's just
a temporary placement,

288
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,697
I decided to go
with my instincts.

289
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,802
There we go.

290
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,971
Congratulations.

291
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,375
Now, before I go, do you
have any questions for me?

292
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:53,279
Yes, yes, I have
a couple of questions.

293
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,417
What does he eat?

294
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,919
He...eats food.

295
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,489
[gibberish]

296
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,927
He eats whatever you eat,
only smaller portions.

297
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,462
So he's like a person.

298
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:13,399
Exactly.

299
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,768
And when he wakes up--

300
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,269
Yes?

301
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,205
What do I do?

302
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,807
You take care of him.

303
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,542
You play with him.

304
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,777
You love him.

305
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,349
How--how--
how do I love him?

306
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,518
Mr. Monk, you don't
need me to tell you that.

307
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,519
You're off
to a great start with Tommy.

308
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,187
[laughs]

309
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,957
He likes you already,
a lot.

310
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,426
You can always
call your friend Natalie.

311
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,193
I think she's great.

312
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,431
Oh! I'll check in tomorrow
and see how you're doing.

313
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,134
Wait a second.
Wait a minute.

314
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,837
Wait, you're leaving?
You're leaving now? Wait.

315
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,139
Right now, like--

316
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,441
You'll be fine.

317
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,109
Just trust yourself.
[Tommy cries]

318
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,178
Bye, Tommy.
Have fun!

319
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,447
Well, thank you.

320
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,350
Thanks.
Thanks again.

321
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,053
[Tommy crying]

322
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,493
No, no, Tommy,
don't cry.

323
00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:17,129
I promise I'm gonna do
the best I can.

324
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,532
It's okay, don't cry.

325
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,434
Don't cry.
Everything's okay.

326
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,085
Look! Look! Look!

327
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,894
Ah.

328
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,928
[whistles]

329
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,036
[boy giggles]

330
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,638
Where'd you go?
Where'd that kid go?

331
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,440
Yes, nice and neat.

332
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,274
Nice and neat.

333
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,475
Nice and neat.

334
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,888
911 emergency.

335
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,423
(Monk)
You've gotta help me!

336
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,326
Look, I've just taken in
a two-year-old boy.

337
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,659
My, uh, assistant
isn't home,

338
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:23,529
and I can't--
I can't reach her.

339
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,231
Ohh!

340
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,466
Oh, God.
Ugh!

341
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,169
Sir, what is the nature
of your emergency?

342
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,471
It's everywhere!

343
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,407
It's B.M., it's B.M.,
it's B.M.

344
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,908
It's B.M., it's B.M.!

345
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,509
Sir, you have to stop saying
B.M. now.

346
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,179
Do you mean your child
is soiling his diapers?

347
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,447
Yes!

348
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,182
Yes, he's soiling
his--his diaper

349
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,384
with--with,
you know, B.M.

350
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,053
You mean you've never
changed a diaper?

351
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,554
Hurry!

352
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:49,588
Okay, listen carefully.

353
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:52,558
There should be two Velcro
straps on the sides.

354
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,927
Find the two straps.

355
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:54,961
Okay!

356
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,263
Okay, I've
got the straps.

357
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,065
Now rip 'em open.
[Velcro rips]

358
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,499
Ohh!

359
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,533
[whimpers]

360
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,971
Oh! Oh, my God.

361
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,339
Ugh, the humanity.

362
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,008
Okay, sir.

363
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,942
All right, do you
have any wipes?

364
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:13,080
Yes, I've got
about 2,000!

365
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,280
That should be fine.

366
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,216
Not gonna be enough.

367
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,451
Sir, you're gonna have to wipe
your son's bottom.

368
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,419
Uhh...aah!

369
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,288
Aaaaaah!

370
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,490
Sir, is the boy all right?

371
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,027
He's fine.
That was me.

372
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:30,129
Wait a...minute.

373
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,664
Oh, my God,
he's making more.

374
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,268
Is it number one
or number two?

375
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,469
It's one!

376
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,171
And two, and--

377
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,539
Oh, my God,
it's three.

378
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,741
It's number three!

379
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,510
Sir, I'm afraid
you're on your own.

380
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,413
This line
is for emergencies only.

381
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,084
[piano playing]

382
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,620
(man)
That's right, children.

383
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,157
That was the piano.

384
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,159
[violin playing]

385
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:05,264
*

386
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,500
And that instrument
was the violin.

387
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,537
Now let's listen
to the piano

388
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,105
and the violin.

389
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:20,147
*

390
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,222
Are you sure
he's okay?

391
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,691
Oh, yeah, he's fine.

392
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,094
Mr. Monk, why is he
wearing a snow suit?

393
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,528
Well, it felt
a little chilly.

394
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,331
There was a little
nip in the air.

395
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,399
My gosh, he's sweating.

396
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,369
He is?

397
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,769
Oh, there you go,
honey.

398
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,438
There you go.
Okay, that's better, huh?

399
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,740
So what are we
doing here?

400
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,509
You remember that guy
we met the other day?

401
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,078
Daniel Carlyle.

402
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,547
Well, that wasn't
the real Daniel Carlyle.

403
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,749
That guy wasn't
a violinist at all.

404
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,051
He wasn't?

405
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,152
Hm-mmm.

406
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,720
I remembered something.

407
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,789
He said that we interrupted
his rehearsal, remember?

408
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,325
Mm-hmm.

409
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,327
But the violin bow
in his hand was loose.

410
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,063
So he couldn't
have been playing.

411
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,765
Plus, I went
to the library this morning,

412
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,433
and I found this.

413
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,237
Look--Bay City Quintet.

414
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,373
That's the group
that Daniel Carlyle plays with.

415
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,442
And he said that he
had a concert that night.

416
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,545
Look, there's nothing
on the schedule.

417
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,548
The bow was loose?

418
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,552
I think we
met his brother.

419
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,589
But why would
they be lying?

420
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,326
I don't know.

421
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,327
Maybe...

422
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,634
[whispering]
Maybe the real Daniel Carlyle

423
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,868
is dead.

424
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,539
And the mother and brother
killed him.

425
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,343
[whispering]
No, I can't believe that.

426
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,411
Wouldn't be
the first time.

427
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,480
Maybe we should
call Stottlemeyer.

428
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,549
Yeah, I will,
as soon as I'm sure.

429
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,188
Oh, my God.
What is this?

430
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,855
Why is he wearing
a helmet?

431
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,523
To protect his head.

432
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,592
It must be
so uncomfortable.

433
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,826
Oh, he'll get used to it.

434
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,494
I used to wear one
all the time.

435
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,529
Your parents made you
wear a helmet?

436
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,567
No.

437
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,535
There they are.

438
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,403
There they are.

439
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:27,807
Here we go.

440
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,548
It's been 20 minutes.

441
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,683
What do you think
they're doing?

442
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,551
(Monk)
I don't know.

443
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:43,323
Waiting for somebody.

444
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,258
Here you go.

445
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,393
How's everything here?

446
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,326
Perfect, thank you,

447
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,395
but can we get
some more napkins, please?

448
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,530
Mr. Monk,
can I ask you something?

449
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,334
Why did you
take Tommy in?

450
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,704
I-I-I--

451
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,407
Well, he needed me,
and I-I-I--

452
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,544
I thought--

453
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:08,647
I thought someday...
you know...

454
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:14,221
I thought somehow...

455
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,455
maybe he would...

456
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,891
Love you?

457
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,263
Oh, my gosh, look.

458
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,366
He's separating
his food.

459
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,736
[gibberish] --Food.

460
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,740
[laughing]

461
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,747
Mr. Monk,
look, look, look.

462
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,627
Natalie.

463
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,598
I had it all wrong.

464
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,539
Daniel's not dead.

465
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,476
He's been kidnapped.

466
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,917
How did you know?

467
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,553
We followed you.

468
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,454
We saw you
at the pay phone.

469
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,557
Then we saw you
go to the bank

470
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,359
and make a withdrawal.

471
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,328
You must be
Daniel's brother?

472
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,329
Jacob.

473
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,530
Mrs. Carlyle,

474
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,633
when did they
kidnap your son?

475
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,567
Wednesday.

476
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,404
It feels like
a year ago.

477
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,573
(Jacob)
They cut off
his finger

478
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:41,840
to prove that
they had him.

479
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,876
And, um, when we
went to retrieve it

480
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,378
at the park,

481
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,480
it was all roped off

482
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,714
and there were
police everywhere.

483
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,017
A young boy
found his finger

484
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,984
before you got there.

485
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,487
That's what
led us to you.

486
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,589
You found us
from his finger?

487
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,826
What are
their demands?

488
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,060
$500,000.

489
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,798
And they said that if
we went to the police...

490
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,634
they would kill Daniel.

491
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,501
That's why we couldn't
tell you the truth.

492
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,903
[clanging]

493
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,373
I'm sorry.

494
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:16,442
I just can't
stop shaking.

495
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,544
I-I'm sorry.

496
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:18,978
Mr. Monk...

497
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,881
you have to promise me
one thing.

498
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:25,451
[crying]
You won't tell the police.

499
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,854
If you do,
they'll kill him.

500
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:31,557
I don't know if I can
promise you that.

501
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,326
Do you have children?

502
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:37,329
Yes, I have a son.

503
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,499
Well, then, you know
how I feel.

504
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,935
Wouldn't you
do anything for him?

505
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,508
Wouldn't you die for him?

506
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,513
Yes.

507
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,083
I would.

508
00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:00,619
[telephone rings]

509
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,525
[ring]

510
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,093
Hello.

511
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,798
We have the money.

512
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,599
I understand.

513
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,105
30 minutes?

514
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:23,643
Yes, my son Jacob
will bring it.

515
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:24,977
He'll be alone.

516
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,414
Is...Danny all right?

517
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,916
Is he hurt?

518
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,586
Could I just speak to him
for one--

519
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,422
Please, I just--

520
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,102
They want you to, uh,

521
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,573
go to the YMCA
on Vinton Street.

522
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,542
And you'll find
locker 42 there.

523
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:59,612
Inside, there'll be a note.

524
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:02,615
I can't do it.

525
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,553
I-I-I'm gonna mess it up.

526
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,519
I'm sorry.

527
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,655
I can't do it.

528
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,958
That's all right.

529
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,593
I'll do it.

530
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,930
They're
expecting a man.

531
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,566
She's right.

532
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,569
We'll have
to find a man.

533
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,609
Or--or I could do it.

534
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:54,901
Sorry.

535
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,036
(man)
Carlyle, have you got
the money?

536
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:31,269
Yes.

537
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,138
Listen carefully.

538
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,273
Take the money
from the duffel bag,

539
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,776
put it in the trash bag,

540
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,677
then get undressed.

541
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:39,444
Excuse me?

542
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,913
There's a bathrobe.
Put it on.

543
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,849
Then go up to the roof.

544
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,018
You'll see a man
on the next rooftop.

545
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,252
Throw him the bag.

546
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,587
Do you understand?

547
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,088
H-H-Hold on.

548
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,057
Did you say
get undressed?

549
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,526
Well, we have
to be sure

550
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:56,095
you're not wearing
a tracking device.

551
00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:58,096
Okay, here's the thing.

552
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,099
What if I promise you...

553
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:04,103
I am not wearing
a tracking device?

554
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:08,307
What if I give you my word?

555
00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:09,842
You think this is funny?

556
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,979
Do it, or your kid brother
loses another finger.

557
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,313
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

558
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,615
Wait, wait, wait.

559
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,585
Uh, here's--
here's the thing.

560
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:22,054
Uh, I'm--I'm just, uh,

561
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,756
I'm not comfortable here.

562
00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:27,192
Uh, I'm not--
Even in high school,

563
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:30,930
I couldn't change
in the locker-room.

564
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,865
I-I got an incomplete
almost every semester.

565
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,167
I almost didn't graduate.

566
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,869
Vice Principal Bradley

567
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,306
had to call my mother
at one point.

568
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,740
What are you
talking about?

569
00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,209
Are you trying
to screw with us?

570
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:47,713
Then get up on the roof
in a bathrobe with the money

571
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,315
or Daniel's dead.

572
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,650
click!

573
00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:25,652
How you doin'?

574
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,252
Rowing machine's
broken again.

575
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:28,688
Uh-oh.

576
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,088
They don't fix
anything around here.

577
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,657
They don't clean anything.

578
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:33,759
I mean, what do we
pay our dues for?

579
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,761
Am I right?
Right.

580
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:38,064
[groans]

581
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,666
Yeah, my membership's
up next week.

582
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,268
If they don't get
their act together,

583
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,134
I'm not renewing.

584
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,403
I'll go to that new place
up the street.

585
00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:47,173
How about you?
I don't know.

586
00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:51,109
Uh, could you do me a favor
and go away?

587
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,744
[chuckles]
What?

588
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,246
Just for three minutes.

589
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,347
Really, it is a matter
of life and death.

590
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:58,718
[laughing]
Yeah, right.

591
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,387
[cell phone ringing]

592
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,124
Uhh...oh!

593
00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:06,357
I'll get it,
I'll get it.

594
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,425
[grunting]

595
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,663
[cell phone ringing]

596
00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:11,730
Thank you.

597
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,265
Yeah, hello.
Hello.

598
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,134
(girl)
Mr. Monk, is Mom there?

599
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,670
Julie, Julie, listen,
I took her phone.

600
00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:20,006
I had a couple
of errands to run.

601
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:21,373
Is Tommy okay?

602
00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:22,674
He's fine.

603
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,875
He's--he's fine?

604
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:24,777
Don't freak out, okay?

605
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:28,714
I spilled a little
grape juice on the rug.

606
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:29,781
Listen very carefully.

607
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,183
There are some
cleaning supplies

608
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:33,352
in the hall closet.

609
00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:35,253
They're arranged
alphabetically,

610
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,856
then by height,
then by date of purchase.

611
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,991
Find the rug cleaner.

612
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,861
Then find a scouring pad.

613
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,329
Then find
some distilled water, Julie.

614
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,065
Distilled water.
[phone beeps]

615
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:50,135
Hold on a second.
There's another call.

616
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,171
(man)
I'm waiting.
Where the hell are you?

617
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:54,006
Some grape juice spilled.

618
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,710
You got three minutes,
or Daniel's dead.

619
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,279
Julie, I'll call you back.

620
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:39,885
[cell phone ringing]

621
00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:47,492
Hello.

622
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:48,927
(Julie)
Mr. Monk?

623
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:52,163
Everything's okay.
The stain is almost out.

624
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,432
Thanks, Julie, I--
I appreciate that.

625
00:28:54,465 --> 00:28:56,434
Mr. Monk,
you should see Tommy.

626
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:57,435
He's so cute.

627
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,875
I can tell when he grows up,
he's gonna be just like you.

628
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,076
Just like me?

629
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,278
I'll see you
when you get home.

630
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:12,284
[whistling]

631
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:16,188
Hey, hey!
Carlyle, behind you! Hey!

632
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:18,958
Hey!

633
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:19,991
I'm throwin'
you the money, okay?

634
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:26,965
Okay?

635
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,872
Oh, yeah.

636
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,073
Hey!

637
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,407
Hey, what the hell
are you doing?

638
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,814
All right, so wait, you--you
threw the ransom money

639
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,414
to the wrong man.

640
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:44,817
That's right.

641
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,384
Does that happen a lot?

642
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:47,419
Oh, yeah.

643
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,454
More than you'd think.

644
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,923
Really?

645
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,425
No, okay?
Okay, no.

646
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,395
It's--
it's unprecedented.

647
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,865
All right,
so what happens now?

648
00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:03,469
Mrs. Carlyle gave me permission
to call the captain in.

649
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:06,204
He recovered
the ransom money.

650
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:10,142
The kidnappers called back
two hours later, thank God.

651
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:12,510
And set up another drop.

652
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:15,280
Adrian, what happened
on that roof--

653
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,217
a mistake like that,
that's not like you.

654
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,951
Well, I was distracted.

655
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,854
Natalie's daughter called.

656
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:23,454
She was babysitting Tommy.

657
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,990
What did she say?

658
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,092
I don't remember.

659
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,228
No, I think you do.

660
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,101
All right.

661
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:36,868
She spilled some juice,

662
00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:40,072
and Tommy was helping
to clean it up.

663
00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:43,509
What's funny
is she said, uh,

664
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,443
that Tommy
was just like me.

665
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,479
And that upset you.

666
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,980
No.

667
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,383
No, I was flattered.

668
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:55,453
Actually, I've been thinking
about calling the case worker

669
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:59,490
and...
making it permanent.

670
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,559
Well, that's--heh heh.

671
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,461
That's a pretty big
commitment, Adrian.

672
00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:04,563
I mean, that's probably

673
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,565
the biggest commitment
there is.

674
00:31:06,597 --> 00:31:08,500
Well, I figured
he could do a lot worse

675
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:09,434
for a father than me.

676
00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:10,536
Am I right?

677
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,039
Absolutely.

678
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:18,576
For example, what if
he were adopted by...

679
00:31:18,609 --> 00:31:21,180
Uh...

680
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,647
Well, you know.

681
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:28,186
Mmm...

682
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,555
wolves.

683
00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:32,191
[laughs]
Wolves who'd probably
eat him alive.

684
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,925
Which is something
I would never do.

685
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,362
Right!
No, of course...not.

686
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:40,098
A-A-Adrian, I know
you don't want to hear this--

687
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,432
I'm not giving him up.

688
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,369
I'm proud of you...
for taking Tommy.

689
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:48,440
I'm glad you did it,
but...

690
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,509
in your heart of hearts,
I think you know

691
00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:51,710
you're not
ready for this.

692
00:31:51,742 --> 00:31:54,579
I'm not giving him up.

693
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,481
(Natalie)
Hello?

694
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,548
(Monk)
Julie?

695
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,951
[door closes]

696
00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:01,720
Mom, Mr. Monk,
you have to see this.

697
00:32:01,752 --> 00:32:03,388
Come here.

698
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,490
Hey.

699
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:12,964
[cries]

700
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,567
[stops crying]

701
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:22,473
[cries]

702
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:25,443
[stops crying]

703
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,478
So what?

704
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,180
What?

705
00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:31,282
So he's just like me.

706
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:34,486
I-I think that's--

707
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:36,322
I-I think that's--

708
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,325
I think that's okay.

709
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:41,393
I'm tired
of apologizing for him.

710
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,394
What,
because he cares

711
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,096
about
putting things away

712
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,132
and how he looks?

713
00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,398
That's a good thing.

714
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:49,035
But, Mr. Monk,
he's not even two years old.

715
00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,635
Well, then he's
in the vanguard, isn't he?

716
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:54,173
He's a new breed.
He's a new breed.

717
00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:57,209
My God.
What if it's true?

718
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,380
Mr. Monk,
what did Dr. Kroger say?

719
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,249
Dr. Kroger?

720
00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:05,317
Dr. Kroger
is not perfect.

721
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:08,019
Dr. Kroger makes mistakes
all the time.

722
00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:11,089
Last year he told me
to start dating.

723
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:12,191
Dating.

724
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,726
Okay, you know what?
Just stop.

725
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,761
Honey, we gotta go.
It's a school night.

726
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:21,599
Ooh!

727
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,571
Wait, Mr. Monk,
I'm s--

728
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,605
I just gotta
say something,

729
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:29,807
and I hope you don't
think that I'm out of line.

730
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,210
But I'm a single parent.

731
00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,278
And I can tell you,
it's hard.

732
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,645
I mean,
it's wonderful.

733
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,449
It's just I hope you think
about what you're doing.

734
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:42,453
Mwah!
I'll see you tomorrow.

735
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,455
Just think about it.

736
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:48,660
[door closes]

737
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,761
Book.

738
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,364
Book.

739
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,200
You want me
to read you a story?

740
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,102
Yeah.

741
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,369
Okay, here we go.

742
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:03,241
Okay, what do we
have here?

743
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,576
Which one
shall we read?

744
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:06,778
How about this one?

745
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,547
Okay, here we go.

746
00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:11,782
The Princess and The Pea.

747
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,585
"Once upon a time,

748
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:17,356
in a magical kingdom--"

749
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,724
Look...what is that?

750
00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:22,128
Tommy, what--
what is that?

751
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,628
Um, lipstick.

752
00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:26,532
Lipstick.

753
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,634
Where did you--
did you--

754
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,469
You got that
from Natalie's purse?

755
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:35,141
You took that out
of Natalie's purse?

756
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,541
Um, no.

757
00:34:56,927 --> 00:35:00,166
Captain Stottlemeyer, please.

758
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:03,534
Well, could you
have him call Adrian Monk

759
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:04,769
as soon as possible.

760
00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,672
Tell him
it's very important.

761
00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:09,675
Yes, tell him
I think I know

762
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,610
who kidnapped
Daniel Carlyle.

763
00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:14,480
Thank you.

764
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,418
Okay.

765
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,454
Shall we read
another story?

766
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:23,889
Um, yeah.

767
00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,556
Okay.

768
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:27,358
Here we go.

769
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,496
Once upon a time,

770
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:34,900
in the kingdom
called San Francisco,

771
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:38,836
there lived a brave
little prince.

772
00:35:38,869 --> 00:35:43,175
And his name
was Tommy Grazer.

773
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:46,411
Tommy lived
with the wicked king and queen.

774
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,780
The queen was very greedy.

775
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:53,751
She loved gold,
and she wanted more and more.

776
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,858
The queen had a plan.

777
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,527
She would find
a young fiddler

778
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,295
from a wealthy family,

779
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:08,766
and kidnap him
and hold him for ransom.

780
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,637
They locked the fiddler
in a dungeon.

781
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,440
The fiddler's family
was very sad.

782
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:19,744
They would do anything
to get him back.

783
00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:21,480
The wicked king and queen

784
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,748
needed to prove
that they were serious,

785
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:27,719
so they chopped off
the fiddler's finger

786
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:32,590
and planned
to leave it in the park.

787
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:36,262
But Prince Tommy
was very brave

788
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,597
and very smart.

789
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,932
He liked to reach
into ladies' purses.

790
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,769
He reached into
the queen's purse

791
00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:48,239
and he grabbed the finger.

792
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:52,510
That's where
you found it, isn't it?

793
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,780
Yeah.

794
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,885
Then Tommy
made a new friend...

795
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,487
named Mr. Monk.

796
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:07,293
Mr. Monk remembered something
that the wicked queen said...

797
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,894
The kid found a pinky.
It's no big deal.

798
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,496
How did she know

799
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,931
the missing finger
was a pinky?

800
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:19,538
The police never
released that information.

801
00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:32,318
And then, the most
wonderful

802
00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:37,289
and surprising thing of all
happened.

803
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:41,992
Mr. Monk discovered

804
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,563
that he loved
that little prince.

805
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:55,072
But he also realized

806
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,476
that the little prince
could never live...

807
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,579
happily ever after

808
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,550
if he stayed
at Mr. Monk's house.

809
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,822
'Cause Mr. Monk can barely
take care of himself.

810
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,927
So...

811
00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:22,601
They're gonna have
to say good-bye.

812
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,914
The end.

813
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,068
[whispering]
Surveillance says
there's four kids in the back

814
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,603
watching TV.

815
00:38:58,637 --> 00:38:59,605
Where's Mom and Dad?

816
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:01,572
In the kitchen
having a drink.

817
00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,675
Hit it.

818
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,146
Police, on the floor,
hands behind your head!

819
00:39:09,179 --> 00:39:11,016
[helicopter whirring]

820
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,554
(man on radio)
We're clear.

821
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,132
Go back!

822
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:34,440
Hey!

823
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:46,518
[clang]

824
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,824
Daniel!

825
00:40:42,172 --> 00:40:43,440
[laughs]

826
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,143
[Tommy laughing]

827
00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:49,880
(Monk)
I got you.
I got you.

828
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,896
Yeah!

829
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,766
Hello.

830
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:08,833
Hi!

831
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,536
This is the couple
I told you about.

832
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:11,969
This is Hank
and Lisa Murphy.

833
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,572
Hi. Hi.

834
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,574
Let him get dirty.

835
00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:17,208
A kid should get dirty.

836
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,643
We will.

837
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,114
Okay then.

838
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,882
Good-bye.

839
00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,690
[Natalie giggles]

840
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,128
Okay.

841
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:42,166
We want kisses too.

842
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:43,534
[giggles]

843
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:44,536
He's so cute.

844
00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,938
He's so cute.

845
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,974
He's so cute.

846
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,177
[sniffles]

847
00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:01,052
Bye.

848
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:08,693
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