1 00:00:14,408 --> 00:00:16,448 Dear fellow Monk-ophiles, 2 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,741 "As you can see, "I have decided to redesign 3 00:00:19,742 --> 00:00:22,120 the homepage... again! 4 00:00:23,431 --> 00:00:26,414 "As the greatest detective in the universe would say; 5 00:00:27,203 --> 00:00:29,125 "you'll thank me later. 6 00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:32,272 Love to all, Marci. " 7 00:00:43,964 --> 00:00:45,131 Bye-bye. 8 00:00:49,727 --> 00:00:50,760 That's better. 9 00:00:52,341 --> 00:00:54,091 Oh, Brian! Brian! 10 00:00:56,104 --> 00:00:57,937 Victory is mine! 11 00:00:58,528 --> 00:00:59,528 Oh, man! 12 00:01:00,271 --> 00:01:01,371 Thought I had you. 13 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:02,449 You almost did. 14 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:03,584 Debbie? 15 00:01:04,517 --> 00:01:05,517 Debbie, honey. 16 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,750 Brian's here. 17 00:01:08,286 --> 00:01:09,486 We're gonna watch the Giants. 18 00:01:10,122 --> 00:01:11,139 Maybe she went out. 19 00:01:11,179 --> 00:01:12,279 No. Her car's still here. 20 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,160 Debbie? 21 00:01:14,612 --> 00:01:15,612 Oh, my God! 22 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:17,498 Debbie! 23 00:01:17,935 --> 00:01:18,935 Debbie! 24 00:01:19,804 --> 00:01:21,337 Brian, call 9-1-1! 25 00:01:22,859 --> 00:01:24,026 Oh, baby! 26 00:01:33,972 --> 00:01:35,065 Are you Marci Maven? 27 00:01:35,488 --> 00:01:36,788 Do you own a dog named Otto? 28 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:38,238 You're damn right she does. 29 00:01:38,438 --> 00:01:40,155 That beast of yours killed my wife! 30 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:41,562 I warned you about him! 31 00:01:41,563 --> 00:01:42,645 Mr. Ringel, please. 32 00:01:42,832 --> 00:01:43,996 We'll take care of this. 33 00:01:44,283 --> 00:01:45,499 What's going on? 34 00:01:45,762 --> 00:01:48,266 There was an attack earlier today across the street. 35 00:01:49,187 --> 00:01:51,754 Oh, today? No, that wasn't Otto. 36 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:53,408 We're gonna have to take him in, ma'am. 37 00:01:53,576 --> 00:01:54,593 Where's the dog? 38 00:02:08,303 --> 00:02:10,753 Yeah, I really don't think it was him. 39 00:02:18,582 --> 00:02:21,232 6x01- Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan 40 00:02:21,364 --> 00:02:26,021 www. sub-way. fr Synchro by ¤ AkaZab ¤ 41 00:03:16,178 --> 00:03:18,322 Bachelor Auction? What? 42 00:03:18,721 --> 00:03:20,669 Yeah, people bid for you. It's fun. 43 00:03:20,738 --> 00:03:23,593 - It's for charity. - Now this side's crooked. 44 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,409 When you're up for reinstatement, it'll look good on your record. 45 00:03:26,487 --> 00:03:28,791 Plus, it's for a good cause. Police widows. 46 00:03:28,901 --> 00:03:30,584 It's always the widows. 47 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,308 Why can't they just move on, you know? 48 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:37,457 Everybody's doing it. The captain's doing it. 49 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,367 - Don't you wanna be a team player? - No. 50 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:41,282 Don't you want to appear to be a team player? 51 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:42,417 Sure. 52 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:43,716 All right. How about this? 53 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:45,533 You give me $600. 54 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:46,969 When somebody bids on you, 55 00:03:47,174 --> 00:03:48,858 I'll bid against them. I'll outbid them. 56 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:52,074 You'll outbid them? That's a good plan. 57 00:03:53,224 --> 00:03:54,235 That's a great plan. 58 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:55,909 How do I get my money back? 59 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:57,909 No, you don't. It goes to charity. 60 00:03:58,485 --> 00:03:59,537 Let's keep thinking. 61 00:04:14,423 --> 00:04:16,948 Oh, God! My God! Natalie! 62 00:04:20,012 --> 00:04:23,130 It's that girl, that Marci Maven, 63 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,446 my crazy fan. 64 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:33,900 Oh, hey, Marci. 65 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,323 Oh, Natalie, hello. 66 00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:37,149 I need to speak with Adrian. 67 00:04:37,423 --> 00:04:40,127 Sorry. You just missed him he's, um... 68 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,079 he's getting his hair cut. 69 00:04:44,537 --> 00:04:45,554 I know he's here. 70 00:04:46,584 --> 00:04:49,467 Okay, he left at 8:00. He came back 35 minutes later. 71 00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:51,091 And besides, he only gets his hair cut 72 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:53,192 every first and third Tuesday of every month. 73 00:04:55,269 --> 00:04:56,271 He's behind the door. 74 00:04:56,516 --> 00:04:58,047 I can smell his shampoo. 75 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,998 Pantene for dry hair. 76 00:05:01,754 --> 00:05:05,264 Listen, I really need to speak with him It's important I'm in trouble! 77 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:06,899 That's what you said last year, Marci. 78 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,649 You said it was a matter of life or death. 79 00:05:08,696 --> 00:05:10,292 He got in the car, you locked the door 80 00:05:10,316 --> 00:05:11,991 and tried to drive him to Corpus Christi. 81 00:05:12,018 --> 00:05:13,054 It was Thanksgiving! 82 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:14,689 What does that have to do with anything? 83 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,270 Listen it's different this time. 84 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:19,081 My neighbor got killed! 85 00:05:19,418 --> 00:05:20,467 They're blaming my dog. 86 00:05:20,535 --> 00:05:21,998 Somebody's framing my dog! 87 00:05:22,028 --> 00:05:23,264 Okay, then call the police. 88 00:05:23,381 --> 00:05:26,464 I did they don't believe me. Okay Marci, Marci sorry, can't help you. 89 00:05:29,592 --> 00:05:32,225 - Is she gone? - Yeah. 90 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,303 Hey, Adrian. It's me, Marci Maven. 91 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:43,534 Next up, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. 92 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,741 Who wants to take this handsome stud home, huh? 93 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,249 Captain Stottlemeyer 94 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,627 plays guitar and claims to be quite handy around the house. 95 00:05:52,855 --> 00:05:54,738 Do I hear $300? 96 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:55,803 $300! 97 00:05:56,861 --> 00:06:02,611 Okay okay, here is $600 but don't spend it all if you don't have to. 98 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:07,348 - Do I hear $400? - $400 going once... 99 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:10,964 - $2,000! - I have $2,000. 100 00:06:10,965 --> 00:06:14,848 Going once, going twice, sold to that 101 00:06:14,849 --> 00:06:17,188 very generous woman in the leopard shirt. 102 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:19,071 What are you doing? 103 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:22,176 I am buying six hours with my man. 104 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:25,317 - He hasn't left the office in 2 weeks. - That's a lot of money. 105 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,373 Damn right. 106 00:06:26,467 --> 00:06:27,936 So you had better be worth it. 107 00:06:27,948 --> 00:06:32,414 Ladies, say hello to Randy Disher. 108 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:36,554 Born in San Diego, now a homicide detective. 109 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:40,790 Enjoys home-cooked meals and long walks on the beach. 110 00:06:40,831 --> 00:06:44,213 - Should I take this off? - Um, no, that's... Okay! 111 00:06:46,121 --> 00:06:48,562 Do I hear $300? 112 00:06:48,604 --> 00:06:49,654 $300! 113 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,460 - $300. How about $350? - $350! 114 00:06:52,511 --> 00:06:53,614 - $400. - $400! 115 00:06:53,684 --> 00:06:56,435 - $450! - $400? $450! 116 00:06:56,436 --> 00:06:58,699 - $650! - Come on, $750. 117 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,240 - $800! - $850. 118 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:04,782 $850! Going once, going twice... 119 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,884 Wrap this boy up he's sold. 120 00:07:08,002 --> 00:07:09,002 All right! 121 00:07:10,677 --> 00:07:11,677 Thank you. 122 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,391 Hi, I'm Cameron Meyer. 123 00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:14,604 Randy Disher. 124 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:15,987 Well, Ms. Meyer. 125 00:07:16,983 --> 00:07:18,246 I guess you're the boss. 126 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:21,390 What'd you have in mind? 127 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:24,111 This is Sam. 128 00:07:24,596 --> 00:07:26,017 He wants to be a policeman. 129 00:07:26,782 --> 00:07:29,529 I thought I could just drop him off and he could follow you around. 130 00:07:30,902 --> 00:07:33,144 Yeah, sure. That'd be, uh... that'd be great. 131 00:07:33,406 --> 00:07:34,939 This is gonna be a lotta fun, huh? 132 00:07:36,636 --> 00:07:40,286 Next on our program is Mr. Adrian Monk. 133 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:45,893 Mr. Monk is a former 134 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:50,469 homicide detective now working as a private consultant. 135 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:54,286 He has worked on many famous cases. 136 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:57,141 Let's start the bidding at $200. 137 00:07:57,219 --> 00:07:58,702 Do I hear $200? 138 00:08:06,155 --> 00:08:10,474 Ladies, this is a world-class detective. 139 00:08:12,021 --> 00:08:14,814 Maybe you have a husband or a boyfriend 140 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,200 who needs following. 141 00:08:18,876 --> 00:08:21,426 Maybe you can't find your car keys. 142 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:23,319 $200. 143 00:08:25,314 --> 00:08:27,203 - I have an opening bid of $200 - $250! 144 00:08:27,526 --> 00:08:29,559 I have $250. Do I hear $300? 145 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:31,484 - $300. - $300. 146 00:08:31,615 --> 00:08:33,306 - $350! - $350. 147 00:08:33,406 --> 00:08:35,106 $400? Come on, ladies! 148 00:08:36,219 --> 00:08:37,419 $600! 149 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,885 We have $600. 150 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:42,376 $600 and, uh...hold on, hold on! 151 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:47,339 Uh... $34.17. 152 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:52,194 - $800. - $800! 153 00:08:52,278 --> 00:08:54,428 Do I hear $850? 154 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,294 $800 going once... 155 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,148 $5,000! 156 00:09:00,944 --> 00:09:03,450 Mr. Monk, you cannot bid on yourself. 157 00:09:03,657 --> 00:09:04,723 $800 going twice... 158 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,597 Wait, stop! No. No, no, no. Okay. 159 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,433 Somebody? 160 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:13,800 I'll do anything. I'll do anything. 161 00:09:15,153 --> 00:09:16,153 Look. 162 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:21,969 Beefcake. 163 00:09:26,589 --> 00:09:27,589 Beefcake. 164 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,193 Please. 165 00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:32,365 There was a restraing order. 166 00:09:33,185 --> 00:09:34,201 Sold... 167 00:09:35,661 --> 00:09:38,977 to the very determined, very mysterious girl 168 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,093 in the green. Okay. 169 00:09:41,322 --> 00:09:45,972 Nice going all righty next. Okay. 170 00:09:50,494 --> 00:09:51,494 Hello! 171 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,583 Right on time, of course. 172 00:09:55,713 --> 00:09:57,308 It's okay. I'm right here. 173 00:09:58,108 --> 00:09:59,740 Come in come in, come in. 174 00:09:59,843 --> 00:10:00,909 No. 175 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,450 You can pick him up at 6:00. 176 00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:04,846 No, no. She's with me. 177 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,316 I can't do this alone. 178 00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:08,161 Well, Adrian, I... 179 00:10:09,438 --> 00:10:10,588 I bid on you. 180 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:11,618 I mean, I... 181 00:10:11,964 --> 00:10:13,981 don't think we need a chaperone. 182 00:10:14,242 --> 00:10:15,318 6:00 would be great. 183 00:10:15,628 --> 00:10:18,965 Yeah, she's with me. I can't do this alone. 184 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,371 Okay, fine good. The more the merrier I just... 185 00:10:23,469 --> 00:10:25,215 I hope I made enough cookies. 186 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,676 Oh, I painted this for you two years ago 187 00:10:30,742 --> 00:10:33,469 for your birthday, but Judge Franklin wouldn't 188 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:34,922 let me give it to you because 189 00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:36,238 of the restraining order. 190 00:10:36,856 --> 00:10:39,772 You know, 50 yards away and.. no contact. 191 00:10:40,788 --> 00:10:41,788 Jerk. 192 00:10:42,662 --> 00:10:46,868 Oh, please, make yourselves at home. Sit down I'm sorry I'm babbling. 193 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,158 I'm nervous, you know? 194 00:10:48,218 --> 00:10:50,927 I've just been imagining this for so long, you know? 195 00:10:51,295 --> 00:10:52,878 You, Adrian Monk. 196 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,521 You're really here. 197 00:10:56,434 --> 00:10:58,034 Oh! So rude. 198 00:10:58,571 --> 00:10:59,571 Here we go. 199 00:11:00,887 --> 00:11:02,654 Summit Creek Water. 200 00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:04,928 It's his favorite. I know. 201 00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:07,940 Well, do you know what his favorite drink was last year? 202 00:11:08,106 --> 00:11:09,106 I do! 203 00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:10,399 Sierra Springs. 204 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,478 Ten ice cubes, of course. 205 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:16,410 And... 206 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:21,698 some cookies, fresh from the oven. 207 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,476 They're square. 208 00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:27,388 I knew you would appreciate that. 209 00:11:27,816 --> 00:11:29,459 Yeah, I've been baking all day... 210 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:32,060 and cleaning! I wanted everything to be perfect. 211 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:34,136 Marci... 212 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,738 is this my glass? 213 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:39,428 Not anymore. You threw it out, remember? 214 00:11:40,619 --> 00:11:42,187 And yes, this is your rug. 215 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,722 And yes, that's your lamp. 216 00:11:43,805 --> 00:11:45,688 And yes, these are your pants. 217 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,838 Don't worry. Not crazy, just a fan. 218 00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:52,166 You are amazing. 219 00:11:53,272 --> 00:11:54,635 But you know that, don't you? 220 00:11:56,853 --> 00:11:57,936 His pants? 221 00:11:58,946 --> 00:12:01,637 You know what I love? I love how you solve cases. 222 00:12:01,766 --> 00:12:05,058 The way you move around and you look at things. 223 00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:07,987 And you see things no one else sees. 224 00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:12,300 I love that. I mean, you really are a great artist. 225 00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:17,405 Well, a great artist... I don't know about that. 226 00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:21,358 Is there a problem? 227 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,437 No, no, no. 228 00:12:23,499 --> 00:12:24,551 He's a great artist. 229 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:27,615 That's why I went to the auction. 230 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,790 Because I really am in trouble. I need your help, you know? 231 00:12:32,672 --> 00:12:34,724 So do you wanna talk about the case now 232 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,156 or should we just relax for a little while? 233 00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:39,895 What are the choices again? 234 00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:41,647 Relax or talk about the case. 235 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:44,357 Yeah, relax! Let's just relax. 236 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,763 Plenty of time. 237 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:49,573 Five hours and 52 minutes. 238 00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:55,386 Mr. Monk! 239 00:12:59,138 --> 00:13:00,255 Excuse me. 240 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:06,867 Oh, my God. 241 00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:10,265 Oh, my God. 242 00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:18,606 This is my favorite. It's from last summer. 243 00:13:18,629 --> 00:13:20,865 See, what I do is I read the articles about you 244 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:23,870 and then I make dioramas of the various cases. 245 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,800 This one is "Mr. Monk and the Three Pies. " 246 00:13:28,768 --> 00:13:29,768 What?! 247 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:32,180 When you went to see your brother. 248 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,669 That's what I call it. 249 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,298 Is that... me? 250 00:13:40,055 --> 00:13:42,655 Adrian, should we call the captain? 251 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:44,458 Not yet, Marci. 252 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:46,795 We need to gather more evidence. 253 00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:49,405 Natalie, get the car. 254 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:51,583 On my way, Mr. Monk. 255 00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:52,669 Is that me? 256 00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:55,728 It's a troll doll. 257 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:00,646 I can't imagine life without you. 258 00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:05,228 Adrian, I've waited so long... 259 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:10,551 Marci, are you a musician? 260 00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:14,229 You know I am! 261 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:17,179 I've only sent you all my demos. 262 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,647 I'm working on a song. Here. 263 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:25,943 There's a man in California If you're ever in a funk 264 00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,281 He may not be F. Murray Abraham 265 00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,496 But I think he's a hunk 266 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:38,747 And his name is 267 00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:05,810 On second thought, why don't you tell me about the case? 268 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,169 I'm sorry. Can we start over? 269 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:13,162 You had a dog. 270 00:15:13,576 --> 00:15:15,661 - His name was Otto. - Yep, that's right. 271 00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:18,806 - And Otto died last week? - Monday, yeah. 272 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,649 Well, I buried him Monday night. 273 00:15:20,971 --> 00:15:24,255 So he's in the ground, dead. 274 00:15:24,979 --> 00:15:25,979 Dead, dead dog. 275 00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:28,769 And then three days later, on Thursday, 276 00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:31,609 the woman across the street was attacked? 277 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,820 By... by a dog. Yeah, she was mauled. 278 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,064 Isn't that the grossest word? 279 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,182 "Mauled. "Mauled. 280 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,366 I mean, Otto had snapped at her last year, 281 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,260 but it wasn't a big deal. But of course, 282 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,343 the cops naturally think that he did it. 283 00:15:44,425 --> 00:15:46,835 So they dug him up to compare the teeth marks. 284 00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:48,991 And they matched. 285 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,133 Well, that's what they say. 286 00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:53,550 They're gonna return him tomorrow. 287 00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:55,356 I guess I'm gonna have to bury him again. 288 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:59,200 So to recap, the dog dies on Monday, 289 00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:01,368 then three days later, kills your neighbor. 290 00:16:02,373 --> 00:16:03,490 Pretty freaky, huh? 291 00:16:04,742 --> 00:16:07,193 And the dog was definitely dead when you buried him. 292 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,948 Yeah, the dog was definitely dead when I buried him. 293 00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:11,210 What do you think, I'm a nut? 294 00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:14,559 What do you think, Adrian? 295 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:17,311 I stopped thinking an hour and a half ago. What do you think? 296 00:16:17,312 --> 00:16:18,750 I think we should call the captain. 297 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:22,438 That's the men's room. 298 00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:25,085 And... Hey. 299 00:16:25,487 --> 00:16:28,504 This... is my desk. 300 00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:30,951 Lieutenant Disher. 301 00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:38,596 Oh, check these out. 302 00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:40,652 Real handcuffs. 303 00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:42,024 Wanna try 'em on? 304 00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:49,130 So... Sam. 305 00:16:49,403 --> 00:16:51,241 How long have you wanted to be a policeman? 306 00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:52,576 I don't wanna be a cop. 307 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:54,717 But your mom said you did. 308 00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:56,121 Maybe when I was nine. 309 00:16:57,355 --> 00:16:58,664 How old are you now? 310 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,485 Nine and a half. 311 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,560 Who'd want to be a cop? 312 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,418 You don't make any money and everybody hates you. 313 00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:17,226 Okay, so, what do you wanna do? 314 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,510 We got some game and stuff, I think, for when kids visit. 315 00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:22,674 How about that? Let's see. 316 00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:25,366 No. 317 00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:27,289 Ah, yeah, here we go. 318 00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:28,486 How about this? 319 00:17:28,744 --> 00:17:30,894 We got crayons. 320 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:32,689 Coloring book. 321 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:38,047 - I did that one. - I used to love this game. 322 00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:39,227 Hm. Timber. 323 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,540 Set it up. 324 00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:45,751 I'm looking at the forensic report right now, Monk. 325 00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:47,649 Your girlfriend's in a lot of trouble. 326 00:17:47,704 --> 00:17:48,737 Yeah, she's... 327 00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:50,774 she's not my girlfriend. 328 00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:54,428 Look, the bite marks all match 100%. 329 00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:55,749 It's as good as a fingerprint. 330 00:17:55,796 --> 00:17:57,881 She says the dog was already dead. 331 00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:02,070 Debbie Ringel was attacked by a dog. 332 00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:03,352 And it wasn't a ghost dog. 333 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,131 Here is a more likely scenario. 334 00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:07,492 The dog kills the neighbor, Marci panics. 335 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,642 She has her own dog put down and claims that he died a couple of days earlier. 336 00:18:11,795 --> 00:18:13,993 I don't know. I- I don't know. 337 00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:17,125 Animal control warned her about Cujo at least twice, 338 00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:18,449 which means she's responsible. 339 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,469 She could be indicted for manslaughter. 340 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:21,780 What she needs is a good lawyer 341 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,000 and you need to get the hell out of there. Okay? 342 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,420 Bye-bye. 343 00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:26,489 Right. 344 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,148 Natalie. 345 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,536 Not like that. Push it with your fingertips. 346 00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:38,384 Now pull it from the other side over here. 347 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,442 - All right. - That's how you do it. 348 00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:44,185 Having fun? Yeah. 349 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:45,683 You know. 350 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,592 If you need me, I will be at the Four Seasons with Linda. 351 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:50,924 Do not need me. 352 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,360 She'll kill me. 353 00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:54,671 Okay, that's yours. Have fun. 354 00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:56,476 Oh, Captain? 355 00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:58,473 Have fun. 356 00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:02,667 Okay, I'm gonna go again. 357 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:04,935 Push... 358 00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:09,249 They think I killed Otto?! 359 00:19:09,331 --> 00:19:11,899 - Well, that would explain quite a bit. - Makes a lotta sense. 360 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,324 No, I-I don't do that, okay? 361 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:14,835 I don't kill things I love. 362 00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,059 Well, that's reassuring. 363 00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,563 There must be another explanation. 364 00:19:19,564 --> 00:19:20,614 Like what, Marci? 365 00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:23,045 Like, I don't know. I mean, you do it all the time. 366 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,642 The police have a theory and they think it's cut and dry. 367 00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:28,543 And then you come in and you do your thing. 368 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:30,654 And you get clues and you figure it out. 369 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:33,198 You know, it's like "Mr. Monk and the astronaut. " 370 00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:35,516 Or "Mr. Monk goes back to school. " 371 00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:37,272 - Oh, remember that one? - No! 372 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,841 Where are you getting these names? 373 00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:41,024 According to the forensic laboratory reports... 374 00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:42,308 Yeah, well, they're wrong. 375 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,753 Okay. They can make mistakes. 376 00:19:45,194 --> 00:19:46,994 Maybe it was, uh, a frame-up. 377 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,370 They framed your dog? 378 00:19:51,263 --> 00:19:53,906 Yeah, maybe theydid frame my dog, Natalie. 379 00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:55,711 It's not totally unprecedented. 380 00:19:55,899 --> 00:19:58,131 What about "Mr. Monk and the Panic Room"? 381 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,652 They tried to frame a monkey, didn't they? 382 00:20:00,948 --> 00:20:02,815 See, things aren't always as they seem. 383 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,368 - That's true. - Okay. 384 00:20:05,178 --> 00:20:06,178 We made a deal. 385 00:20:06,434 --> 00:20:10,171 Okay I spent $800 for six hours. I own you. 386 00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:11,540 You have to do what I say. 387 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,101 What if he's home? 388 00:20:19,405 --> 00:20:20,953 There's no car in the driveway. 389 00:20:21,277 --> 00:20:22,427 Worry wart. 390 00:20:22,714 --> 00:20:23,714 Adrian. 391 00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:30,381 - You'll be the lookout. - I'm not the lookout. 392 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,605 That's where they found her... in the shed. 393 00:20:36,286 --> 00:20:37,503 He's doing it. 394 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,023 That is so cool. 395 00:20:39,076 --> 00:20:40,229 I've got goose bumps. 396 00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:41,988 I really do. You wanna see? 397 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,697 - No, thank you. - Bumpy. 398 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,834 You have the best job in the world. 399 00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:47,299 Not today, I don't. 400 00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:48,769 Did you say something? 401 00:20:50,004 --> 00:20:51,737 'Cause it sounded like you said something. 402 00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:34,212 What? 403 00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:36,721 She was attacked right here. 404 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,566 You can still see the blood. 405 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:42,044 But she must've tried to fight back. 406 00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:43,772 Right? 407 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,393 Look at all these tools. 408 00:21:45,406 --> 00:21:48,639 Why... why didn't she grab one of these tools? 409 00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:51,877 What are you doing? 410 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,536 - Clue hug! - No! 411 00:21:53,694 --> 00:21:54,875 - Natalie! - Marci! 412 00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:56,501 Ooh, right. Yes, go! 413 00:21:56,502 --> 00:21:59,161 Keep going you're amazing. You're amazing. Do your thing. 414 00:22:12,903 --> 00:22:13,903 What is that? 415 00:22:14,884 --> 00:22:16,601 It's a flower petal. 416 00:22:18,779 --> 00:22:19,779 Tulip? 417 00:22:30,009 --> 00:22:31,541 There's no tulips in this yard. 418 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,063 That's not a clue. 419 00:22:34,118 --> 00:22:36,101 That's just something I notice. 420 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,060 This is what we call an observation. 421 00:22:38,061 --> 00:22:39,061 Okay, right. 422 00:22:39,557 --> 00:22:40,674 Can I help you? 423 00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:43,872 Oh, it's you! 424 00:22:44,985 --> 00:22:46,801 Why can't you just leave me alone? 425 00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:50,744 Mr. Ringel, I'm very sorry for your loss. 426 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,348 I wonder if I could ask you a couple of questions. 427 00:22:53,848 --> 00:22:56,849 Did you actually see Marci's dog on that day? 428 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:58,909 Weknowit was her dog. 429 00:22:59,026 --> 00:23:01,491 He crawled in under the fence. You can still see the hole. 430 00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:02,583 I talked to the cops. 431 00:23:02,584 --> 00:23:03,952 All the teeth marks match. 432 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,158 And who the hell are you? 433 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,267 Thisis Adrian Monk, okay? 434 00:23:08,562 --> 00:23:10,979 And he happens to be a genius. 435 00:23:11,006 --> 00:23:12,637 Marci, don't... don't... 436 00:23:12,886 --> 00:23:14,208 If you have anything to hide... 437 00:23:14,264 --> 00:23:16,081 and I have a hunch that you do... 438 00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:19,125 he's gonna find it he's already found, like, a million clues tell him. 439 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:21,453 Okay, Marci, let's just leave this man alone. 440 00:23:23,972 --> 00:23:25,602 Youdid it! You killed her. 441 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:28,107 You are in big trouble, mister. 442 00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:33,544 Big trouble because Adrian Monk always gets his man, friend 443 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:37,975 Sorry about her sorry about everything. Sorry for your loss. 444 00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:41,232 So sorry. 445 00:23:43,411 --> 00:23:44,811 I- I did manage 446 00:23:45,397 --> 00:23:51,318 To get your tools all this hose is kind of a mess, though you might wanna.. 447 00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:52,319 it's okay. 448 00:23:59,549 --> 00:24:00,549 Natalie! 449 00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:04,590 He said Natalie! 450 00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:14,986 According to the police, Otto dug this hole, 451 00:24:15,483 --> 00:24:18,679 attacked Mrs. Ringel, then got out the same way. 452 00:24:19,103 --> 00:24:20,103 So? 453 00:24:20,822 --> 00:24:21,860 Well, where's the dirt? 454 00:24:22,384 --> 00:24:25,191 It's all on the other side. But that's the wrong side. 455 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:28,180 When a dog digs a hole, he pushes the dirt behind him. 456 00:24:28,809 --> 00:24:31,009 And... look! 457 00:24:34,052 --> 00:24:35,552 - Dead... - Tulip. 458 00:24:39,974 --> 00:24:41,041 It's possible. 459 00:24:42,195 --> 00:24:45,628 There's a chance she's not crazy. 460 00:24:45,629 --> 00:24:49,854 I mean, she's crazy, but she might not be wrong. 461 00:24:53,331 --> 00:24:55,047 - Clue hug? - Take it like a man. 462 00:24:59,036 --> 00:25:01,279 Uh, I need a wipe, Natalie. 463 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:03,868 Hold on! 464 00:25:04,398 --> 00:25:06,087 Right here here. Oh, no! 465 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,088 Use mine. 466 00:25:07,269 --> 00:25:08,819 They're monogrammed. They're better. 467 00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:10,074 I- I did it myself. 468 00:25:10,329 --> 00:25:11,617 They're sanitary wipes. 469 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,061 Doesn't that defeat the purpose? 470 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,948 Adrian, she's ruing everything. 471 00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:19,288 I mean, who is she? 472 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:20,643 I'm his assistant, okay? 473 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,144 I been with him for three years. 474 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,355 Well, I've known him even longer, okay? 475 00:25:24,378 --> 00:25:25,881 Here's a little news flash, Marci. 476 00:25:25,994 --> 00:25:27,814 Stalking someone and knowing someone... 477 00:25:27,865 --> 00:25:28,879 two different things! 478 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,877 Excuse me. Ladies, let's settle down. 479 00:25:31,976 --> 00:25:34,960 I think we might have an actual murder on our hands. 480 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,110 Oh, woo-hoo! 481 00:25:36,788 --> 00:25:38,340 Exactly. Woo-hoo. 482 00:25:38,848 --> 00:25:41,662 Let's just think for a minute, okay? 483 00:25:43,111 --> 00:25:44,961 Tell me about the dog. 484 00:25:44,993 --> 00:25:46,076 How did he die? 485 00:25:46,148 --> 00:25:48,402 Kidney failure. He went really quickly. 486 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:51,796 Before he passed, did anything unusual happen? 487 00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:54,199 Oh, yes! 488 00:25:54,572 --> 00:25:57,320 About two weeks ago, he disappeared for a whole day. 489 00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:59,125 I couldn't find him. I was worried sick. 490 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:00,624 I was putting up posters everywhere. 491 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,460 And then around 6:00, he just showed up. 492 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,263 And you have no idea where he was? 493 00:26:06,494 --> 00:26:08,805 No. He was covered in woodchips, though. 494 00:26:08,952 --> 00:26:11,369 Is that important? It took me an hour to brush it out. 495 00:26:11,983 --> 00:26:13,044 You still have the brush? 496 00:26:13,045 --> 00:26:15,972 The brush? Please. 497 00:26:16,286 --> 00:26:18,016 Actually, that's a good idea. 498 00:26:18,222 --> 00:26:19,222 I'll get it. 499 00:26:29,277 --> 00:26:30,294 It's teak. 500 00:26:36,069 --> 00:26:37,069 Mahogany. 501 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:39,251 Lumber yard. 502 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:41,913 Oh, no. 503 00:26:42,007 --> 00:26:44,380 We have to now. It's tradition. 504 00:26:56,706 --> 00:26:57,775 Can I help you? 505 00:26:57,909 --> 00:27:00,951 This is Adrian Monk. He's gonna be asking you some questions. 506 00:27:01,593 --> 00:27:03,189 - What about? - You'll find out. First, 507 00:27:03,236 --> 00:27:05,437 there are some ground rules. No coughing, no sneezing. 508 00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,804 You will not shake his hand. You will not make small talk. 509 00:27:07,805 --> 00:27:08,805 Do you understand? 510 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:11,581 Lower that sleeve so it's even with the other one. 511 00:27:11,627 --> 00:27:12,790 He's very particular. 512 00:27:22,427 --> 00:27:23,427 Yes. 513 00:27:27,066 --> 00:27:28,535 Have you seen this dog? 514 00:27:29,575 --> 00:27:30,575 No. 515 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,151 Thank you. 516 00:27:33,914 --> 00:27:36,564 That is four lumber yards down, one to go. 517 00:27:36,675 --> 00:27:37,675 How am I dong? 518 00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:38,863 Not bad, actually. 519 00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:40,932 Well, if you ever need an assistant... 520 00:27:40,996 --> 00:27:42,296 Well, I have Natalie. 521 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,163 Maybe it's time for a change. 522 00:27:44,183 --> 00:27:47,247 Natalie and I have been together for three and a half years. So I don't thi... 523 00:27:47,264 --> 00:27:48,409 I'll work for free. 524 00:27:53,253 --> 00:27:54,253 What? 525 00:27:56,464 --> 00:27:57,676 You're considering it? 526 00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:02,047 Well, you know... free. 527 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:03,449 So? 528 00:28:04,745 --> 00:28:06,145 You wanna make a counter offer? 529 00:28:06,253 --> 00:28:07,942 Yeah, here's my counter offer. 530 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000 I'm not nuts! 531 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,752 You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. 532 00:28:13,063 --> 00:28:14,429 It ju... It's her! 533 00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:16,922 - I get so flustered. - Mr. Monk, you're not flustered. 534 00:28:16,923 --> 00:28:17,923 You're flattered. 535 00:28:18,421 --> 00:28:19,421 Who wouldn't be? 536 00:28:19,609 --> 00:28:22,210 She adores you. She knows everything about you. 537 00:28:22,664 --> 00:28:24,190 After all, you're only human. 538 00:28:24,474 --> 00:28:26,210 There's no need for name-calling. 539 00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:28,346 You know what? 540 00:28:28,545 --> 00:28:31,644 On second thought, I think it's a great idea. 541 00:28:31,645 --> 00:28:32,645 What are you doing? 542 00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:35,804 Calling a cab. I'm going home What?! I'm glad that this happened, actually. 543 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,514 That woman is as obsessive and compulsive as you are. 544 00:28:38,515 --> 00:28:40,425 I want you to see what it's like. Go ahead. 545 00:28:40,577 --> 00:28:43,427 Hang out with her, work with her. I'll call you tomorrow. 546 00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:44,600 We'll compare notes. 547 00:28:50,882 --> 00:28:52,197 It's for the best, boss. 548 00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:57,138 Last weekend was my fault. 549 00:28:57,397 --> 00:28:59,747 Hmm. And the weekend before that? 550 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:01,292 That one... 551 00:29:03,526 --> 00:29:05,760 - okay, that was my fault too. - Mm-hmm. 552 00:29:06,594 --> 00:29:08,909 Look, I've got two detectives on sick leave. 553 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,124 I have been swamped. 554 00:29:10,347 --> 00:29:13,347 What does a girl have to do to get your attention, Captain? 555 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:14,833 Kill someone? 556 00:29:23,567 --> 00:29:24,731 I'm not gonna answer it. 557 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:30,025 It is... in the briefcase. 558 00:29:31,242 --> 00:29:33,873 It's in the briefcase and the briefcase is locked. 559 00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:41,537 Now... where were we? 560 00:29:45,470 --> 00:29:46,470 Okay. 561 00:29:48,138 --> 00:29:49,165 Fingertips. 562 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,138 Lt, we caught a break on that Chinatown thing. 563 00:29:51,168 --> 00:29:52,452 Okay. Give it to Kramer. 564 00:29:52,648 --> 00:29:53,648 Tell him I'm busy. 565 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:55,208 I am Kramer. 566 00:29:55,786 --> 00:29:56,820 Uh-huh. 567 00:29:58,174 --> 00:29:59,174 Yeah. 568 00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:22,922 ding It's John Ringel. 569 00:30:23,502 --> 00:30:25,470 That's the guy. That's the husband. 570 00:30:25,719 --> 00:30:28,078 Oh, yeah, he owns a lumber yard. 571 00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:30,589 I forgot. 572 00:30:30,648 --> 00:30:32,734 You forgot?! How could you forget?! 573 00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:35,080 We've been checking lumber yards all day! 574 00:30:35,106 --> 00:30:36,972 I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. 575 00:30:37,015 --> 00:30:38,332 I'm not a perfect person. 576 00:30:41,085 --> 00:30:43,755 - I need a hug. - No, no more hugs. 577 00:30:45,064 --> 00:30:46,590 Sorry, I was just closing up. 578 00:30:47,611 --> 00:30:48,744 Not you again. 579 00:30:48,927 --> 00:30:50,111 My dog was here. 580 00:30:50,119 --> 00:30:52,740 You kidnapped my dog two weeks ago! 581 00:30:52,802 --> 00:30:54,661 You really are certifiable, aren't you? 582 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,141 I told you to stop harassing me. But that's it. 583 00:30:57,142 --> 00:30:59,842 I'm gonna call my lawyer and then I'm calling the cops. 584 00:31:06,843 --> 00:31:08,210 Let's just get outta here. 585 00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:10,459 I think he's bluffing. 586 00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:11,959 He's bluffing. 587 00:31:15,284 --> 00:31:16,284 What is it? 588 00:31:20,054 --> 00:31:21,071 It's chew marks. 589 00:31:24,312 --> 00:31:25,312 Look! 590 00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:28,687 Otto! 591 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,247 You are amazing! 592 00:31:32,283 --> 00:31:33,671 What do you wanna call this case? 593 00:31:33,672 --> 00:31:35,017 I don't know! Shut up. 594 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:37,431 How about "Mr. Monk is Friggin' Awesome"? 595 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,824 How about "Mr. Monk and Marci: The Adventure Begins"? 596 00:31:39,825 --> 00:31:41,129 It doesn't matter. 597 00:31:41,222 --> 00:31:43,058 Nobody cares about the name. 598 00:31:43,408 --> 00:31:44,408 Just shut it. 599 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,459 Monogrammed wipe. 600 00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:02,061 "Plaster mold. 601 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,045 Do not ingest. 602 00:32:09,104 --> 00:32:14,249 Marci, when Otto died, did you tell anyone? 603 00:32:15,730 --> 00:32:16,730 No. 604 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,927 Oh, my God. 605 00:32:22,719 --> 00:32:24,990 Don't turn! Don't... don't... don't turn around. 606 00:32:27,151 --> 00:32:28,361 I think you were right. 607 00:32:28,961 --> 00:32:29,961 He's the guy. 608 00:32:31,769 --> 00:32:33,084 And I know how he did it. 609 00:32:33,649 --> 00:32:35,998 Oh, my gosh. Say, "Here's what happened. 610 00:32:36,464 --> 00:32:38,664 He must've been planning this forweeks! 611 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,130 - Say, "Here's what happened"! - Shh. 612 00:32:41,937 --> 00:32:43,042 Here's what happened. 613 00:32:45,059 --> 00:32:47,910 John Ringel realized he could murder his wife 614 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:49,805 and blame it on your dog. 615 00:32:50,489 --> 00:32:52,284 Nobody would ever question it. 616 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:55,005 Everybody knew Otto was a little wild. 617 00:32:56,381 --> 00:32:57,384 What are you doing? 618 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:59,690 There's no hugging during the "Here's what happened. " 619 00:32:59,749 --> 00:33:01,794 - Sorry, go on. - Just stand over there. 620 00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:05,466 That day Otto disappeared 621 00:33:05,962 --> 00:33:08,779 Ringel must've brought him here, drugged him, 622 00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:11,481 and made an impression of his teeth. 623 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,594 Oh, poor Otto! 624 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:24,169 Then Ringel built a lethal weapon using the mold of Otto's teeth. 625 00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:26,793 It couldn't have been too hard. 626 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:30,644 After all, he owns a lumber yard. He had all the equipment he needed. 627 00:33:38,410 --> 00:33:39,410 Then he waited. 628 00:33:40,781 --> 00:33:41,964 He was in no rush. 629 00:33:42,671 --> 00:33:45,905 One week, two weeks, until finally, 630 00:33:46,042 --> 00:33:47,275 she was alone. 631 00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:56,661 He knew the bite marks would match up perfectly. 632 00:33:56,695 --> 00:33:58,133 The cops... everyone... 633 00:33:58,191 --> 00:33:59,854 would assume it was your dog. 634 00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:03,855 It was a perfect crime, except for one thing. 635 00:34:05,532 --> 00:34:07,349 He had waited too long. 636 00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:10,271 He didn't know that Otto had died three days earlier. 637 00:34:10,427 --> 00:34:12,627 He was framing a dead dog! 638 00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:14,930 Wow. 639 00:34:15,414 --> 00:34:17,031 That is incredible! 640 00:34:18,837 --> 00:34:19,837 Where did he go? 641 00:34:19,885 --> 00:34:22,335 Do it one more time for the website. 642 00:34:22,448 --> 00:34:24,412 What are you doing?! I'm not gonna say it again. 643 00:34:24,413 --> 00:34:25,875 You don't have to do the whole thing. 644 00:34:25,887 --> 00:34:27,469 Say how you know how he killed his wife. 645 00:34:27,504 --> 00:34:28,845 Would you keep your voice down? 646 00:34:28,846 --> 00:34:30,071 He's gonna hear us. 647 00:34:30,909 --> 00:34:31,909 Too late. 648 00:34:32,502 --> 00:34:33,802 I already heard ya. 649 00:34:41,136 --> 00:34:44,052 Shut up and don't move. 650 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,634 - Shoot him. - I don't have a gun. 651 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,220 You did in "Mr. Monk and The Dragon's Lair. " 652 00:34:50,498 --> 00:34:51,498 The what?! 653 00:34:51,933 --> 00:34:53,557 Oh, wait. I made that one up. 654 00:34:53,805 --> 00:34:56,678 - It's called "fan fiction. " - I said... 655 00:34:56,864 --> 00:34:57,864 shut up! 656 00:34:59,761 --> 00:35:01,127 Son of a bitch! 657 00:35:15,586 --> 00:35:16,586 What is it? 658 00:35:17,456 --> 00:35:20,250 Leland, this is not very romantic. 659 00:35:21,135 --> 00:35:22,516 What are you looking at? 660 00:35:23,445 --> 00:35:24,528 Bite marks. 661 00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:27,463 I'm afraid to ask. 662 00:35:30,433 --> 00:35:31,643 Look at the bite marks. 663 00:35:32,388 --> 00:35:33,522 That woman was... 664 00:35:33,613 --> 00:35:35,013 attacked by a dog. 665 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,541 - Look at the bite marks. - No, thank you. 666 00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:39,499 They're all upside down. 667 00:35:41,228 --> 00:35:42,491 Even the defensive ones. 668 00:35:50,077 --> 00:35:51,294 I gotta make a phone call. 669 00:36:00,799 --> 00:36:02,508 No, it's me. I'm trying to find him. 670 00:36:13,451 --> 00:36:14,468 Disher. 671 00:36:14,571 --> 00:36:17,005 Randy, meet me at 420 Vinton Street. 672 00:36:17,025 --> 00:36:19,865 It's a lumber yard it's owned by John Ringel. Chop chop. 673 00:36:20,205 --> 00:36:21,245 Who's John Ringel? 674 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,516 As of ten minutes ago, he's a murder suspect. 675 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,926 Monk is there now. I think he might be in trouble. 676 00:36:25,974 --> 00:36:26,991 I'm on my way. 677 00:36:29,878 --> 00:36:31,532 You still playing that stupid game? 678 00:36:32,903 --> 00:36:33,919 Randy? 679 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:35,620 Randy? 680 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,680 No. 681 00:36:56,769 --> 00:36:57,836 What is this? 682 00:36:58,906 --> 00:37:00,208 Is this blood? 683 00:37:00,643 --> 00:37:03,578 - You've been shot. - Oh, my God! I've been shot! 684 00:37:03,624 --> 00:37:05,545 It's okay. It's just a scratch. 685 00:37:05,607 --> 00:37:07,811 - What am I doing here? - Shut up. 686 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,065 This isn't fun anymore. 687 00:37:09,066 --> 00:37:10,125 Why did you bring me here? 688 00:37:10,198 --> 00:37:12,370 I didn't bring you here! 689 00:37:12,405 --> 00:37:13,465 I don't wanna do this. 690 00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:15,894 I hate this. Excuse me pause. 691 00:37:17,131 --> 00:37:20,248 Pause, please. If we could just put a pause on this... 692 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,840 for a second. I wanna go home. 693 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,748 And I know, but I am absolutely 694 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:29,378 not gonna say anything about you killing your wife. 695 00:37:29,658 --> 00:37:30,658 It's no biggie. 696 00:37:31,095 --> 00:37:33,709 I mean, she was asking for it. I've seen her out there. 697 00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:34,797 I'm your neighbor. 698 00:37:34,798 --> 00:37:36,843 I've seen her in the garden with her flower pot 699 00:37:36,949 --> 00:37:40,306 going blah, blah, blah. My gardenias are awesome. 700 00:37:41,881 --> 00:37:43,533 So I'm just gonna go. 701 00:37:43,649 --> 00:37:44,971 Yeah, I don't think so! 702 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:48,067 Monk! 703 00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:50,251 Come on out! 704 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,225 I have your girlfriend! 705 00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:54,698 I'm not his girlfriend. I don't even like him anymore. 706 00:37:56,989 --> 00:37:57,989 Monk? 707 00:37:59,923 --> 00:38:01,291 Come out or I'll kill her. 708 00:38:02,692 --> 00:38:03,792 Okay, right here. 709 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:14,775 Natalie, stay back. 710 00:38:31,997 --> 00:38:34,243 - Where's your car, Marci? - Out front. 711 00:38:34,244 --> 00:38:35,717 I hope you have a full tank. 712 00:38:36,353 --> 00:38:39,049 - We got a long trip ahead of us. - Listen. 713 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,130 I have to sit in the front. It's one of my things. 714 00:38:41,163 --> 00:38:43,135 Yeah, he's got a million "things. " 715 00:38:43,395 --> 00:38:45,112 I don't know what I was thinking. 716 00:38:46,662 --> 00:38:48,680 SFPD! Drop the weapon! 717 00:38:53,355 --> 00:38:56,505 Go, go, go! Go, go, go, go! 718 00:38:58,741 --> 00:38:59,808 Where is he? 719 00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:01,069 I can't get a shot. 720 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,091 Go around. Go around! 721 00:39:37,005 --> 00:39:38,038 What are you doing? 722 00:39:58,152 --> 00:40:00,211 Let me see your hands! Let's see 'em. 723 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:14,166 Stupid game, huh? 724 00:40:19,406 --> 00:40:21,037 - What is it? - Oh, it's... 725 00:40:21,163 --> 00:40:22,480 it's from Marci. 726 00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:24,953 "Adrian, I'm sorry. 727 00:40:25,004 --> 00:40:26,884 "I can't have your things in my house anymore. 728 00:40:26,934 --> 00:40:30,482 "How would I ever explain them to Fff-Murray Abraham? 729 00:40:30,708 --> 00:40:32,142 F. Murray Abraham. 730 00:40:32,384 --> 00:40:34,763 - The actor. - May God have mercy on his soul. 731 00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:40,131 - Your pants are back. - I'd already thrown this stuff out. 732 00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:41,683 Oh, hey. Look. 733 00:40:42,279 --> 00:40:43,279 It's you. 734 00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:46,147 Oh, Adrian, I adore you. 735 00:40:46,173 --> 00:40:47,234 Aren't you amazing? 736 00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:49,003 I love everything you say and do. 737 00:40:49,168 --> 00:40:50,202 All right. 738 00:40:50,304 --> 00:40:52,290 - It wasn't like that. - Thank you, Marci. 739 00:40:52,356 --> 00:40:53,655 I think you have excellent taste. 740 00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:55,322 You'd like to be my new assistant? 741 00:40:55,346 --> 00:40:57,368 You could follow me around and worship me all day. 742 00:40:57,392 --> 00:40:58,441 Cut it out, will you? 743 00:40:58,476 --> 00:41:00,744 And let's seal the deal with a great big clue hug. 744 00:41:00,899 --> 00:41:02,749 Clue hug! Clue hug! 745 00:41:02,816 --> 00:41:04,157 - Clue hug! - Stop it. 746 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,078 Oh, I love you. I'm your biggest fan. 747 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:07,602 I just want a little clue hug! 748 00:41:07,618 --> 00:41:09,106 Cut it out. I know it's you. 749 00:41:09,145 --> 00:41:11,045 Clue hug, clue hug.