1 00:00:02,528 --> 00:00:04,905 WOMAN: Oh, my God, it's David Gitelson! 2 00:00:05,114 --> 00:00:06,532 David, David, over here! 3 00:00:07,366 --> 00:00:08,806 We're goin' all the way! 4 00:00:08,901 --> 00:00:10,903 MAN: Go kill the Wildcats! 5 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,418 MAN 2: All the way to the championship! 6 00:00:13,507 --> 00:00:14,801 You can bet on that! 7 00:00:14,938 --> 00:00:16,166 MAN 3: Go get 'em David! 8 00:00:18,502 --> 00:00:20,504 [DANCE MUSIC IN BACKGROUND] 9 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:34,643 Oh, what time is it? 10 00:00:34,685 --> 00:00:35,978 Mm. Don't ask me. 11 00:00:36,019 --> 00:00:38,063 I don't even know what day it is. 12 00:00:38,313 --> 00:00:39,440 Mmm. 13 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,525 Hey, what's this I'm sitting on? 14 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,986 Oh, I told you, I came straight from practice. 15 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,630 "Classified." [GIGGLES] 16 00:00:46,738 --> 00:00:48,198 What are you, a spy? 17 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:50,325 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That is top secret. 18 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:51,850 You can't touch this... 19 00:00:51,994 --> 00:00:53,829 unless you're wearing one of these. 20 00:00:54,011 --> 00:00:55,597 - Oh. - [CHUCKLES] 21 00:00:56,915 --> 00:00:58,310 Mr. Gitelson, are we going home? 22 00:00:58,417 --> 00:00:59,835 No, I wanna go to the other club, 23 00:00:59,918 --> 00:01:01,128 to the after-party. 24 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:02,546 Let's do it. Let's do it! 25 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,548 To the after-party. 26 00:01:25,277 --> 00:01:26,987 [DIALING] 27 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:28,799 Hey, it's me. 28 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,491 I got the playbook. 29 00:01:30,574 --> 00:01:32,034 Yep, lookin' at it right now. 30 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:35,496 Listen, we gotta move fast. We got one hour to do this. 31 00:01:36,622 --> 00:01:39,541 Don't worry about that. Just have the money ready. 32 00:01:41,752 --> 00:01:43,086 It's all there. 33 00:01:51,428 --> 00:01:53,013 You know, normally I'd say good luck. 34 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:56,266 But, uh... you're not gonna need it now. 35 00:02:23,418 --> 00:02:24,670 What's going on, David? 36 00:02:24,897 --> 00:02:26,505 What the hell'd you do, huh? Did you sell me out? 37 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,382 - What are you talking about? - No, don't lie to me, man. 38 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,050 You know what? I'm callin' the cops. 39 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:31,552 [DIALING] 40 00:02:32,511 --> 00:02:34,221 You gonna call the police on me? 41 00:02:34,429 --> 00:02:35,864 Listen, you could cost me the game! 42 00:02:36,588 --> 00:02:39,142 Get up! Get up right now, 'cause I'm gonna call the police... 43 00:02:39,351 --> 00:02:40,269 Yaah! 44 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,691 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 45 00:02:46,942 --> 00:02:49,194 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 46 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:52,447 ♪ Disorder and confusion everywhere ♪ 47 00:02:53,991 --> 00:02:56,243 ♪ No one seems to care ♪ 48 00:02:56,326 --> 00:02:57,369 ♪ Well, I do ♪ 49 00:02:57,452 --> 00:03:00,205 ♪ Hey, who's in charge here? ♪ 50 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,583 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 51 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:06,878 ♪ Poison in the very air we breathe ♪ 52 00:03:07,546 --> 00:03:09,798 ♪ Do you know what's in the water that you drink? ♪ 53 00:03:09,881 --> 00:03:14,094 ♪ Well, I do, and it's amazing ♪ 54 00:03:14,303 --> 00:03:17,389 ♪ People think I'm crazy 'cause I worry all the time ♪ 55 00:03:17,472 --> 00:03:19,516 ♪ If you paid attention, you'd be worried, too ♪ 56 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,730 ♪ You better pay attention, or this world we love so much ♪ 57 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:28,483 ♪ Might just kill you ♪ 58 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:30,444 ♪ I could be wrong now ♪ 59 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,863 ♪ But I don't think so ♪ 60 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,490 ♪ 'Cause it's a jungle out there ♪ 61 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:37,826 ♪ It's a jungle out there ♪ 62 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:44,041 The Condors have been there. 63 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:45,959 Those guys have all been to the playoffs. 64 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:47,085 The Cats are gonna choke. 65 00:03:47,252 --> 00:03:48,879 Richardson's the best running back in the league. 66 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,756 - I don't know, boys. - I heard Richardson was hurt. 67 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,174 Yeah, he tweaked his knee! 68 00:03:52,257 --> 00:03:53,634 NATALIE: Mr. Monk said something 69 00:03:53,717 --> 00:03:55,260 very interesting today about the game. 70 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:56,762 No, I didn't. I didn't say anything. 71 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,722 Yes, you did. What was it again? 72 00:03:59,389 --> 00:04:00,807 It's just that... 73 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,435 I saw a photo of the team in a newspaper, 74 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,145 and it was kind of interesting. 75 00:04:05,354 --> 00:04:07,230 And I noticed that, uh, 76 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:10,400 if you added up all their uniform numbers, 77 00:04:10,609 --> 00:04:13,820 it adds up... To 1,000. 78 00:04:15,697 --> 00:04:17,991 Wow. Exactly 1,000. 79 00:04:18,075 --> 00:04:19,368 Anybody else notice that? 80 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:20,952 That's gotta be a good omen, right? 81 00:04:21,036 --> 00:04:22,871 I didn't say it was a good omen. 82 00:04:24,748 --> 00:04:26,375 Hey, uh, everybody's comin' on Sunday. 83 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:27,584 - Yeah. - Yeah. 84 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,920 I got a brand-new 52-inch plasma TV. 85 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,756 We're gonna fire up the grill, watch the Condors kick butt. 86 00:04:32,964 --> 00:04:34,466 Printed out some directions. 87 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,801 Here ya go. 88 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,136 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. What about Mr. Monk? 89 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:39,471 Oh. 90 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,182 Oh, sure. Sorry, I didn't think... 91 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:43,767 - Here you go. - Thank you. 92 00:04:43,809 --> 00:04:45,102 Oh, wait, no, wait. 93 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:47,771 You're talking about this Sunday? I can't make it, sorry. 94 00:04:47,845 --> 00:04:50,556 I'm, uh... I'm gonna be at Summit Stadium. 95 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,651 Wait a minute. You're gonna be at the stadium? 96 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:53,735 Yeah. 97 00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:55,570 Why? You going to the game? 98 00:04:55,717 --> 00:04:57,030 - Yeah. - Since when? 99 00:04:57,447 --> 00:04:58,949 I have to go. 100 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,493 I promised Bob. You know, Costas. 101 00:05:01,618 --> 00:05:04,496 - You know Bob Costas? - I didn't mention that? 102 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,249 I helped him out of a little jam about ten years ago. 103 00:05:07,332 --> 00:05:08,458 I never mentioned this? 104 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:09,618 - No. - No! 105 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,044 - Bob Costas? No. - RANDY: The announcer? 106 00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:12,295 MONK: Yeah. Anyway... 107 00:05:12,504 --> 00:05:14,631 He, uh, he sent me this ticket, 108 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,174 and I promised I might show up. 109 00:05:16,258 --> 00:05:18,051 It's not even a good seat. It's... 110 00:05:18,135 --> 00:05:20,262 I-I have to sit in a box. 111 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,848 [MUTTERS] Sit in a box. 112 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,266 A press box. 113 00:05:24,349 --> 00:05:25,350 Oh, no. 114 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,185 A press box with Bob Costas. 115 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,397 [LAUGHING] Look at this... an all-access pass in here. 116 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,815 RANDY: Oh! 117 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,151 You can go into the locker room with that. 118 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,403 Why would I want to go in the locker room? 119 00:05:36,695 --> 00:05:38,029 Hang on. 120 00:05:39,865 --> 00:05:41,825 Oh, my goodness. 121 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:44,661 Monk, there are two tickets here. 122 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,288 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 123 00:05:47,998 --> 00:05:49,541 Who you gonna take? 124 00:06:00,469 --> 00:06:01,803 Natalie. 125 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,307 I was gonna take Natalie. 126 00:06:06,391 --> 00:06:07,768 Yeah... 127 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,603 Mr. Monk, can I talk to you for one second? 128 00:06:09,686 --> 00:06:11,897 Don't worry... I'm not gonna charge you for the ticket. 129 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:14,024 Here you go. 130 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:19,488 Mr. Monk, you should take the captain. 131 00:06:19,571 --> 00:06:21,072 He really wants to go. No. 132 00:06:21,156 --> 00:06:23,450 It'll be fun, you and Leland at the big game, 133 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:25,285 hangin' out, couple of guys. 134 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,162 You'll have some male bonding time. 135 00:06:27,245 --> 00:06:28,789 I think I'd be more comfortable 136 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:30,540 having male bonding time with you. 137 00:06:30,582 --> 00:06:32,167 No. Go. 138 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,088 He's gonna want to go in the locker room. 139 00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:38,256 Go! 140 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,474 Thank you. 141 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,271 MAN: Condors. Condors! 142 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,526 [TIRES SQUEAL] 143 00:07:01,196 --> 00:07:02,572 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS ON] 144 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,868 We're goin' all the way! 145 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:09,287 MAN: Oh, yeah, you better believe it! 146 00:07:09,371 --> 00:07:11,122 Come on, right here. 147 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:12,374 Help yourself! 148 00:07:12,457 --> 00:07:14,000 Don't mind if I do, brother. 149 00:07:14,084 --> 00:07:15,335 That's right, Condors! 150 00:07:15,418 --> 00:07:16,837 - LELAND: Condors! - That's right. 151 00:07:18,213 --> 00:07:21,091 There you are. Pretty sweet, huh? 152 00:07:21,216 --> 00:07:24,261 Who are all these people, and where are their parents? 153 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,429 It's a tailgate party, Monk. 154 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,723 People get here early, and they start to party 155 00:07:28,807 --> 00:07:30,517 and they get all pumped up for the game. 156 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,228 But they're... they're not actually playing in the game. 157 00:07:33,311 --> 00:07:35,272 Well, it doesn't make any sense if you think about it. 158 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,524 The trick is not to think about it. 159 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:39,401 You just gotta turn your mind off. 160 00:07:39,484 --> 00:07:40,986 You do have an off switch, right? 161 00:07:41,152 --> 00:07:42,362 I don't think so. 162 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:45,031 Well, here. You can borrow mine. 163 00:07:45,115 --> 00:07:46,575 Beer: Nature's off switch. 164 00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:48,869 No, thanks. I think I'll pass. 165 00:07:48,952 --> 00:07:50,829 [LAUGHING] 166 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,622 Hey! Look at this guy. 167 00:07:53,331 --> 00:07:54,875 Pace yourself, buddy. 168 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,501 It isn't even kickoff yet! 169 00:07:56,585 --> 00:07:59,129 Yeah. Get a... job. 170 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:00,505 Hippie. 171 00:08:00,839 --> 00:08:02,132 'Scuse me, sir. 172 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:04,092 Could I ask you a question? 173 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:06,261 I'm taking a little survey. Of course. 174 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:08,305 Do you have... Condor fever? 175 00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:11,057 - [BLOWS AIR HORN] - [CROWD CHEERING] 176 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:13,101 I do now. Thank you. 177 00:08:13,184 --> 00:08:15,228 Because we've got the fever! 178 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:17,188 [CROWD WHOOPING, CHEERING] 179 00:08:18,023 --> 00:08:19,149 [TOOT] 180 00:08:19,357 --> 00:08:20,942 COSTAS [ON TV]: Back at Summit Stadium, 181 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:23,236 one of the greatest playoff games ever. 182 00:08:23,361 --> 00:08:25,071 Just minutes now from kickoff. 183 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:28,825 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 184 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,746 [RINGING] 185 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:35,916 Disher. 186 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,585 Oh, hey, Natalie, yeah. Listen, I can't talk right now. 187 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:40,211 I'm watching the pre-game. 188 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:43,173 No. No, no, it's just me. 189 00:08:43,298 --> 00:08:44,633 [SPORTSCASTER TALKING] 190 00:08:44,716 --> 00:08:47,093 Yeah. No, it's great. It's better than being there. 191 00:08:47,177 --> 00:08:48,553 Can I talk to you later? 192 00:08:48,637 --> 00:08:51,097 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. 193 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,299 Bye. 194 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:54,421 SPORTSCASTER: We're going to go back upstairs to Bob Costas. 195 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:57,437 COSTAS: So the playoffs get underway at Summit Stadium. 196 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,189 It's the Wildcats and the Condors. 197 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,832 The Condors heavily favored, 198 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,777 and you can see why, the passing combination... 199 00:09:04,402 --> 00:09:06,237 I think I'm watchin' the game. 200 00:09:30,095 --> 00:09:31,596 Hey, pops! Ya feelin' it? 201 00:09:31,846 --> 00:09:33,390 I said are you feeling it?! 202 00:09:34,432 --> 00:09:36,226 Yeah, I'm feelin' it. 203 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,811 - I'm feelin' it. - Feelin' it? 204 00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:39,771 I'm feelin' it! Whoo-whoo-whoo! 205 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,064 - Feelin' it? - Yeah! 206 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,358 Whoo! Yeah! Yeah, yeah! 207 00:09:43,608 --> 00:09:45,151 [WHOOPING] 208 00:09:51,741 --> 00:09:54,285 Did you enjoy civilization, Leland? 209 00:09:54,369 --> 00:09:55,745 I sure did. 210 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,372 It was a hell of a run. 211 00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:59,207 8,000 years. 212 00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,727 Ha ha! Championship game! 213 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:02,771 Great seats. Perfect weather. 214 00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:04,355 It doesn't get any better than this. 215 00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:06,024 - You said it! - MAN: Tickets. 216 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:08,693 - This is better than sex. - What isn't? 217 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,403 Tickets. 218 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:11,821 Tickets. 219 00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:13,615 Tickets. 220 00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,329 This will just take a minute. 221 00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:23,625 I wanna thank you in advance for your patience. 222 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:26,503 What... What'd you do? You sealed the envelope? 223 00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:30,173 Almost... Almost there. 224 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,550 All right, let's fire up the grill! 225 00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:34,344 Whoo! [LAUGHING] 226 00:11:34,552 --> 00:11:36,471 For God's sake, Monk, it's almost kick-off time. 227 00:11:36,554 --> 00:11:38,056 Just... just tear it open. 228 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,265 Gimme that. 229 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:40,934 [CHUCKLES] 230 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:42,727 Whoo, whoo! 231 00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,562 Whoa, easy with that stuff. 232 00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,523 All right, all right, you big baby. 233 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,151 - You're like a child. - I'm not... I'm not a child. 234 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:52,320 Why don't you just take someone else? 235 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:53,404 I know you want to. 236 00:11:53,488 --> 00:11:55,240 No, no, no, hey, hey, hey, come here. 237 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,742 I don't wanna take anybody else, Monk, okay? 238 00:11:57,826 --> 00:11:59,953 I'm here with you. I'm having fun with you. 239 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:02,330 Here we go. You're gonna have a great time. 240 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:04,833 [EXPLOSION] 241 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,126 [SCREAMING] 242 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,669 - What was that? - Uh... 243 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,170 - What was that? - I don't know. 244 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:10,797 [STAMMERING] Give him the tickets. 245 00:12:10,839 --> 00:12:13,299 No, really, we should... We should go check that out. 246 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,301 - Don't you think? We should... - Check what out? 247 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,522 COSTAS: So the playoffs get under way at Summit Stadium. 248 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,232 It's the Wildcats and the Condors. 249 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,609 The Condors heavily favored, and you can see why. 250 00:12:31,693 --> 00:12:34,487 That passing combination of Dick Blaylock to Scott Sidell... 251 00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:35,947 You're a lucky man. 252 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:37,615 If you were standing any closer, 253 00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,242 you might have been killed. 254 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,743 Better get you to a hospital. 255 00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:42,620 No, no, not today, pal! 256 00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:45,039 I've never missed a Condors game in my life! 257 00:12:45,123 --> 00:12:46,708 CROWD: Go, Condors! 258 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,334 [CHEERING] 259 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,961 How's this for a bandage? 260 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,337 [GRUNTS] 261 00:12:51,546 --> 00:12:52,797 Good as new. 262 00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:54,716 Better than new! Condors! 263 00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,009 [WHOOPING] 264 00:12:56,217 --> 00:12:57,468 [LAUGHING] 265 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,471 I guess I'm done here. 266 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,931 [COMMOTION] 267 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:03,266 What was that? 268 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,059 That was the opening kickoff. 269 00:13:05,143 --> 00:13:06,728 We're officially missing the game. 270 00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:08,730 Why am I not surprised? 271 00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:16,905 Monk, what are you doing? 272 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,239 With the hands... what... 273 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,491 It's just a charcoal grill. 274 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:22,869 It doesn't make any sense. 275 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,621 Why would it just explode? 276 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,707 Monk, it makes perfect sense. 277 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,500 These things blow up all the time. 278 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,586 First off, the kid was plastered. 279 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:34,631 He dumps a half a gallon of lighter fluid on the son of a bitch, 280 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,090 dropped a match, and kaboom! 281 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,748 ALL: Oh! Oh! 282 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,595 LELAND: Jeez! Oh, no, no, no, no! 283 00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:44,057 First play of the game, and we're already behind. 284 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,936 That's not lighter fluid. 285 00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:26,057 [MUTTERING] Good, good. Good field position. 286 00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:38,111 That's gasoline. 287 00:14:38,903 --> 00:14:40,405 You son of a bitch. 288 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,572 I didn't do it. 289 00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,324 Well, at least quit smiling. 290 00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:44,135 Man, this is better than the grill. 291 00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:45,553 This is authentic. 292 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:47,513 This is how the pioneers used to eat. 293 00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,140 - Captain? - What? 294 00:15:49,223 --> 00:15:50,683 We're on duty. 295 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,560 [LAUGHS] I'm not on duty. 296 00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,437 MAN: Oh, man! 297 00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:56,814 - This is a horror show! - MAN 2: Defense is killin' us, man. 298 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,441 They gotta get Landau outta there! 299 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:00,818 They don't have anyone else. Gitelson didn't show up today. 300 00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:02,111 They were just talkin' about it. 301 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,030 He's M.I.A. Nobody knows where he's at. 302 00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:06,741 What the hell is goin' on? Our backup quarterback doesn't even show up. 303 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:07,909 No, no, wait! 304 00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:09,619 Davy Gitelson. He's definitely here. 305 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,079 I saw him this morning. 306 00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:13,873 I asked him for his autograph. He blew me off. 307 00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:15,041 I think it was him. 308 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,834 'Scuse me. It's Chet, right? 309 00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:18,961 We're the police, wondering if we could 310 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,546 ask a couple of questions about the fire. 311 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,589 Sure. 312 00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:24,425 I-I found this Condors water bottle... 313 00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:25,885 ALL: Condors! 314 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:27,220 Whoo! 315 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,430 Yes, that's absolutely correct. 316 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,809 Um, there was some gasoline... in it. 317 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:34,227 See? 318 00:16:34,352 --> 00:16:36,687 Did you notice anybody tampering with your grill? 319 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:39,857 Oh, I figured. It's no big mystery. 320 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,651 Everybody knows who did it. 321 00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:42,819 They do, huh? 322 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,737 Yeah, this guy named Cory something. 323 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:47,907 He drives up from L.A., him and his moron loser friends. 324 00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:50,118 Legally, we can't stop him from parkin' here. 325 00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,661 Believe me, we checked. 326 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,496 Why would they wanna sabotage your grill? 327 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,040 That's a good question. I'll tell you why. 328 00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:57,917 Because the Wildcats suck! 329 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,210 Yeah! Yeah! 330 00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:01,045 You're goin' down, losers, down! 331 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,630 Wildcats suck! 332 00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,298 [BOOING] 333 00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,301 They're Wildcat fans, Monk. 334 00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:09,429 It's a big rivalry. 335 00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:12,014 Two years ago, they put a bag of bees in my car. 336 00:17:12,223 --> 00:17:14,100 Yeah, then his mom spat on my mom. 337 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,977 Then we flipped his RV. 338 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:17,854 God, I love football! 339 00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,647 [WHOOPING] 340 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,651 I told you it was just a fan. 341 00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:25,153 I just wanna make sure. 342 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,821 I wish we had some lab equipment. 343 00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:28,939 - We could dust for prints. - Hey, you know what I wish? 344 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:30,199 I wish there was two of me 345 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,285 so one of me could be out here wasting my life with you, 346 00:17:32,326 --> 00:17:33,786 and the other one could be in there 347 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,746 watching the football game with Bob Costas. 348 00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:37,457 Hello! 349 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,125 We come in peace. 350 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,793 Lookin' for a fellow named Cory? 351 00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:42,211 - 'Scuse me. - Yeah. 352 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,380 - Can we help you? - Yes, sir, I hope so. 353 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,382 We're with the San Francisco Police Department. 354 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,842 We're investigating an arson fire 355 00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:50,803 that took place over in section 15 about a half an hour ago. 356 00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:53,097 That can't be a real badge, huh? 357 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,641 Pardon me? 358 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,810 Well, no self-respecting police department in America 359 00:17:57,894 --> 00:18:00,229 would let Leland "Hound Dog" Stottlemeyer 360 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,856 carry a loaded weapon! 361 00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:02,899 Butterman! 362 00:18:03,107 --> 00:18:04,233 Cory Butterman! 363 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,401 Hey! 364 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,777 Fred! Fred! 365 00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,779 [LAUGHING] 366 00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:11,657 Hey, Monk, these are my buddies from high school! 367 00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:12,992 This is, um... 368 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,535 - Adrian. - Adrian. 369 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,054 Yeah. How you doin'? 370 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,455 How are you? 371 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,373 - What happened to you? - What? 372 00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:22,043 You move up here, suddenly you're a Condor fan? 373 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:24,670 I haven't lived in Los Angeles for 30 years, 374 00:18:24,754 --> 00:18:25,963 and as far as I'm concerned, 375 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,965 L.A. still doesn't have a football team. 376 00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:28,841 Ooh! 377 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,051 [LAUGHING] 378 00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:32,261 You ugly, dumb son of a bitch! 379 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,222 Hey, hey, hey. 380 00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:35,890 This man is a friend of mine. 381 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,767 You wanna make fun of him, 382 00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:39,435 you have to make fun of me first. 383 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,562 Monk... Monk, they're just fooling. 384 00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:43,648 It... It's okay. They're just... 385 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,358 It's just guy talk. 386 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,401 Yeah, I know. 387 00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:50,196 I know. That's what I was... doing. 388 00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:52,240 I was... That's what I was doing. 389 00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:55,034 What is up with those yellow teeth? 390 00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,369 Don't you know how to brush? 391 00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,540 And you... Hey, the moon called... 392 00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:03,209 it wants all its craters back. 393 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,294 From your... skin. 394 00:19:05,336 --> 00:19:06,879 [SOFTLY] 'Cause you got bad skin. 395 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:08,214 Ha. 396 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,674 [STOTTLEMEYER CHUCKLING] 397 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:15,012 So, um, hey, what's going on? You guys married? 398 00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:17,473 Oh, yeah, man. Read 'em and weep. 399 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,891 The party's over. 400 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,101 What about you, man? 401 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:22,061 Oh, he was married, and he got divorced. 402 00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:23,938 And then his last girlfriend... 403 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:26,357 [LAUGHING] got arrested for murder. 404 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,609 Right, you ugly, 405 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,279 dumb, sad, lonely... 406 00:19:31,362 --> 00:19:34,323 s-stupid, sad son of a... 407 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,200 Right? 408 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,788 - Are you really a cop? - Yeah. 409 00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:44,458 Can you take care of this? I mean, for old time's sake. 410 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:45,960 What, a speeding ticket? 411 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,087 Hey, that... 412 00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:49,547 That's 2:40 p.m. today. 413 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:52,758 That's only... That's only 35 minutes ago. 414 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:55,177 Yeah, well, I'll see what I can do. 415 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,722 So, uh, what's all this about a fire? 416 00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,016 If it was my kids, I'll kill 'em. 417 00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:02,727 They've been butting heads with these Condor fans for years. 418 00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:05,730 Actually, this ticket means that you and your boys are off the hook. 419 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,274 It happened before you got here, 420 00:20:08,399 --> 00:20:10,276 so this is what we call an alibi. 421 00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:12,570 In that case, let's play some ball! 422 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:15,448 Let's see if you still got that Stottlemeyer touch! 423 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,575 Hike it up, hike it up, hike it up! 424 00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:19,827 Go long! 425 00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:21,579 Go long, long, long, long! 426 00:20:24,749 --> 00:20:26,500 [CAR ALARM BLARES] 427 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,877 Damn. 428 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,881 Still got it... Stottlemeyer touch. 429 00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:35,426 Whoo-hoo! Go, Condors. 430 00:20:38,179 --> 00:20:39,847 Randy? 431 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,433 Somebody order some pizza? 432 00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:57,531 Randy? 433 00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:01,494 Randy! 434 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,502 Hello? 435 00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:12,421 Oh! Out of bounds. That's out of bounds. 436 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,340 God, you're blind! 437 00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:18,219 Uh, what's the score? 438 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,096 Down by 9. 439 00:21:21,263 --> 00:21:22,807 Wait... no, 6. 440 00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:24,433 Can you hold this? 441 00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:28,854 Oh... pizza! 442 00:21:29,105 --> 00:21:31,899 COSTAS: Condors heavily favored, and you can see why. 443 00:21:31,982 --> 00:21:34,485 That passing combination of Dick Blaylock to Scott Sidell... 444 00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:35,611 Is that blood? 445 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,280 Yeah. It's from the evidence room, so don't touch it. 446 00:21:38,489 --> 00:21:39,824 I won't touch it. 447 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,409 Serving. 448 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:43,869 Thank you. 449 00:21:47,957 --> 00:21:49,959 I wish we had bendy straws. 450 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,923 [STOTTLEMEYER CHUCKLING] 451 00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:57,800 I can't believe I used to run with those guys. 452 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,553 We all got suspended one time. We had this new vice principal... 453 00:22:00,594 --> 00:22:03,472 The important thing is, though, that they have an alibi. 454 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,307 Speeding ticket, right? 455 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,560 Oh, Jesus, Monk, you back on that? Give it a rest! 456 00:22:07,685 --> 00:22:09,562 No, I think we should pack up that grill... 457 00:22:09,656 --> 00:22:11,814 Monk! It was just a prank. 458 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,608 Yeah, but what if it wasn't? You heard the paramedic. 459 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,152 That guy could have been killed. 460 00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:18,571 No, something is goin' on here. 461 00:22:18,654 --> 00:22:20,740 Feels more like attempted murder. 462 00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:22,199 Hey! 463 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,994 You want this to be attempted murder! 464 00:22:25,202 --> 00:22:27,204 You do. Yeah, admit it! 465 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:30,499 You need this to be a real case, because that's all you know. 466 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,543 Snoopin' around, sniffin' around. 467 00:22:32,626 --> 00:22:33,961 Maybe you're right about the grill. 468 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,629 You probably are. 469 00:22:35,713 --> 00:22:38,716 But... it can wait. It can wait. 470 00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:41,802 We can lock the scene down. Nobody's goin' anywhere. 471 00:22:41,886 --> 00:22:44,221 Tickets here. Who needs two, who needs two? 472 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,557 Hey, isn't that illegal? That's illegal. 473 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,393 It's a football game, Monk! 474 00:22:49,477 --> 00:22:51,270 Come on, use the off switch. 475 00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:53,856 Everybody has an off switch, right? 476 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,818 He's probably selling them for twice what they're worth. 477 00:22:59,195 --> 00:23:00,613 Maybe not. 478 00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:05,034 All right, Leland, wait. Wait a second! 479 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,620 All right, look... You're right. 480 00:23:08,496 --> 00:23:09,830 Maybe I am overthinking it. 481 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:11,665 I-I always do. 482 00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:13,501 Let's just lock down the scene, 483 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:14,835 and then we'll go to the game. 484 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:16,337 The off switch? 485 00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:18,631 Click. 486 00:23:20,424 --> 00:23:21,675 Click. 487 00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:25,179 Changed your mind, huh? 488 00:23:25,262 --> 00:23:26,889 A woman's prerogative. 489 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,390 Press box, level three. 490 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,726 [LAUGHS] Press box, level three! 491 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,187 Two tickets to paradise, buddy. 492 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,148 - That ring... - Huh? 493 00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:41,195 What? 494 00:23:41,278 --> 00:23:43,072 Have you seen this ring? 495 00:23:43,364 --> 00:23:45,157 Yeah! Yeah, that's the championship ring. 496 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,993 Yeah, that's the ring they won last year. 497 00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:49,495 See that? 498 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:50,746 See the stripe? 499 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,040 On the band. 500 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,333 Yeah? What about 'em? 501 00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:03,676 What? 502 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:06,887 What? 503 00:24:07,555 --> 00:24:09,223 Oh, no! Monk! 504 00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:22,611 Hey, that's a real ring. 505 00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:24,530 This must be the player they were talking about, 506 00:24:24,738 --> 00:24:25,865 the one who didn't show up. 507 00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:27,783 David Gitelson, number 18. 508 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:28,909 Captain, he's cold. 509 00:24:43,591 --> 00:24:45,634 Hey, was that really Davy Gitelson? 510 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:47,177 Yes, sir. 511 00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:50,681 Didn't you say you were talking to him this morning, 512 00:24:50,806 --> 00:24:52,600 and you asked him for an autograph? 513 00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:54,310 I did? 514 00:24:54,852 --> 00:24:56,604 I don't think so! 515 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,649 There goes your star witness. 516 00:25:00,941 --> 00:25:02,693 [WHISTLES] Backup quarterback, huh? 517 00:25:02,818 --> 00:25:04,153 Yeah. 518 00:25:04,361 --> 00:25:06,071 They're not gonna say anything till after the game. 519 00:25:06,155 --> 00:25:07,364 That makes sense. 520 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:09,825 So what do you think? Drug deal or steroids? 521 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:11,368 I don't know. Maybe. 522 00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:14,121 Here, look at this. He was sittin' on it. 523 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:15,623 The playbook! 524 00:25:15,834 --> 00:25:17,708 - MONK: Playbook? - Yeah. 525 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:20,669 Every player gets one. The whole game plan's in here. 526 00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:22,880 [LAUGHING] Oh, oh... Keep an eye on that. 527 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,049 Yeah, uh, captain, this is Sean Metzger, 528 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,051 David Gitelson's personal driver. 529 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,094 He was the last person to see Gitelson alive. 530 00:25:29,178 --> 00:25:31,513 Well, like I told the lieutenant, I dropped him off this morning, 531 00:25:31,722 --> 00:25:32,932 just like any game day. 532 00:25:33,015 --> 00:25:35,184 6:15, maybe 6:20. 533 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,019 He went into the stadium, and that was it. 534 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:38,187 I never saw him again. 535 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,480 Did he say anything? 536 00:25:39,563 --> 00:25:40,898 Did he seem worried about anything? 537 00:25:41,565 --> 00:25:42,942 Oh, no, sir, he was excited, 538 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:44,693 up for the game. 539 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,070 Uh, you have a... 540 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,489 You have a smudge there. 541 00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,616 What happened there? 542 00:25:50,699 --> 00:25:53,410 What happened? I don't know. 543 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,760 Do you remember every little smudge you ever got on your clothing? 544 00:25:56,038 --> 00:25:58,415 Yes. Yes, I do. 545 00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:05,381 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Monk... 546 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:06,715 I had a beer. Is that a crime? 547 00:26:06,924 --> 00:26:09,385 Uh, no. No. No, it isn't. 548 00:26:09,593 --> 00:26:10,928 Is that it? Can I go? 549 00:26:11,011 --> 00:26:12,805 This... This whole thing is kinda freaking me out. 550 00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:14,348 I'd like to get on and try to shake it off. 551 00:26:14,431 --> 00:26:15,849 Yeah, sure, you can go, 552 00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:18,227 but make sure the lieutenant knows where you are. 553 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:20,771 Why are you letting him go? 554 00:26:20,854 --> 00:26:22,815 Because, Monk, I-I can't hold him. 555 00:26:22,898 --> 00:26:24,149 He's... He's just a witness. 556 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:26,527 That was a charcoal smudge on his jacket 557 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:28,862 and the smell of gasoline on his lapel. 558 00:26:28,946 --> 00:26:30,280 You're still on the grill. 559 00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:31,699 What grill? 560 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:35,285 Somebody's barbecue grill caught fire right before kickoff... 561 00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,923 So what does that have to do with Gitelson? 562 00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:37,970 Good question. 563 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,707 I think somehow they're connected. 564 00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:44,003 Okay, look. It's your day off. 565 00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:45,796 There's nothing more you can do here. 566 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,132 You two go and enjoy the game. I'll take care of this. 567 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,020 Really? 568 00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:51,010 Well, yeah, turns out it's not our case anyway. 569 00:26:51,093 --> 00:26:53,637 Chief Brenner just called, and he's sending a squad down. 570 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,889 I'm supposed to stick around and bring him up to speed. 571 00:26:55,973 --> 00:26:57,474 Ha! Did you hear that? 572 00:26:57,558 --> 00:26:59,226 It's not our case. Let's go. 573 00:26:59,435 --> 00:27:00,936 Enjoy the game! 574 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,271 Oh, hey, uh... 575 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,232 Tell Bob Costas Randy Disher says hi. 576 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:07,276 Does he know you? 577 00:27:07,609 --> 00:27:08,610 No. 578 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,114 Well, then, wouldn't that just confuse him? 579 00:27:12,656 --> 00:27:14,658 Only one way to find out. 580 00:27:15,993 --> 00:27:17,995 Yeah. Come on. 581 00:27:18,662 --> 00:27:19,788 Let's go! 582 00:27:20,122 --> 00:27:21,790 Go, Condors! 583 00:27:29,006 --> 00:27:30,424 Oh, hell. 584 00:27:30,632 --> 00:27:32,259 I'm sorry, I... I can't do it. 585 00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:34,386 Of course you can, Monk. What happened to the off switch? 586 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:36,013 Come on, clickety-click, click, click. 587 00:27:36,096 --> 00:27:38,223 - It's not working. - For the love of God. 588 00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:40,100 I think we should talk to that guy again, 589 00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,728 that Chet Walsh with the funny foamy finger. 590 00:27:42,853 --> 00:27:44,897 Remember? He had this big, foamy finger... 591 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,732 I know who you mean, Monk. 592 00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:49,151 He said he saw Gitelson this morning! 593 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:51,653 Look, Monk... 594 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,656 It's out of our jurisdiction. It's not our case. 595 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:56,658 We'll just be in the way, okay? 596 00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:59,328 Come on, every good cop knows you can't be in it 24/7. 597 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,163 Even God took a day off. 598 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:03,332 And what day did he take off? It was Sunday. 599 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,751 Why did he take off Sunday? I'll tell you why Sunday. 600 00:28:05,834 --> 00:28:07,711 So he could watch football! 601 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,546 Huh? Come on! 602 00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:11,924 - You used to be a fun guy. - I don't think so. 603 00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:13,801 Yeah. No, I remember. 604 00:28:13,884 --> 00:28:17,012 I remember the time when you graduated, right? 605 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:19,348 We stole that rowboat, you, me, and Trudy. 606 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,100 And the lake patrol stopped us, 607 00:28:21,183 --> 00:28:22,518 and you started speaking Spanish. 608 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,144 Now, that was funny! 609 00:28:24,228 --> 00:28:26,730 That was funny! Where's that guy? 610 00:28:26,814 --> 00:28:28,440 Trudy died. 611 00:28:30,526 --> 00:28:33,320 Yes, Trudy died, but you didn't die. 612 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,280 You're alive. 613 00:28:35,823 --> 00:28:37,366 Alive is a funny word. 614 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,995 Could I have my ticket, please? 615 00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:49,169 Wait a second. 616 00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:53,382 'Cause I'm goin' in there with or without you. 617 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,808 - [HORN HONKING] - Hey, what's your problem? 618 00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:05,227 Move the car! Move it, I'm trying to get out! 619 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,312 It's called reverse. You can't miss it. 620 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,022 It's a big "R"! 621 00:29:09,439 --> 00:29:10,732 MAN: Jerk! 622 00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:17,739 You again. 623 00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:19,449 Yes, sir. Me again. 624 00:29:19,741 --> 00:29:21,285 You're missing the game. 625 00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:24,746 Maybe the real game is out here in the parking lot. 626 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,415 Have you been siphoning gas? 627 00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,834 From my own car? Why would I do that? 628 00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:31,378 I don't know. You tell me. 629 00:29:31,587 --> 00:29:33,505 No. You tell me. 630 00:29:33,714 --> 00:29:35,424 No you tell me. 631 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,178 Look, I don't know what you're talkin' about, okay? 632 00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:40,929 They said I could leave, so I'm leaving. 633 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,639 We had an explosion here today. 634 00:29:42,723 --> 00:29:43,891 The guy was burned. 635 00:29:44,099 --> 00:29:46,268 Name was Chet Walsh. 636 00:29:47,144 --> 00:29:48,437 Never heard of him. 637 00:29:48,645 --> 00:29:51,523 Football Jersey. Big Condors fan. 638 00:29:51,565 --> 00:29:53,525 Drunk, yelling all the time. 639 00:29:53,609 --> 00:29:54,860 It's a tailgate party. 640 00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:56,236 You're describing everybody here. 641 00:29:56,445 --> 00:29:58,363 I'm pretty sure you know this guy... 642 00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:00,949 'cause you tried to kill him about an hour ago. 643 00:30:01,241 --> 00:30:02,492 Why would I do that? 644 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,244 I don't know. 645 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,829 You don't know much, do you? 646 00:30:08,165 --> 00:30:09,750 Would you move away from the car, please? 647 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:11,335 I'm going home. 648 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,473 Sean Metzger! [HONKS] 649 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:26,099 You can try and leave this stadium. 650 00:30:26,183 --> 00:30:27,643 You can drive away... 651 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,521 but you're not really going anywhere. 652 00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:30,410 [HONKING] 653 00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:32,981 The wheels of justice may turn slowly, 654 00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:34,399 but... 655 00:30:36,318 --> 00:30:37,778 sooner or later... 656 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,200 they always... 657 00:30:44,785 --> 00:30:46,203 wind up... 658 00:30:48,872 --> 00:30:50,249 What was the question again? 659 00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:52,149 You said you were here about 6:30 this morning. 660 00:30:52,334 --> 00:30:55,087 You saw Davy Gitelson coming through that door... 661 00:30:55,203 --> 00:30:56,246 Right. 662 00:30:56,338 --> 00:30:58,298 Right. And you asked him for an autograph, 663 00:30:58,382 --> 00:30:59,508 but he ignored you. 664 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:00,801 - Right. - Right. 665 00:31:00,884 --> 00:31:02,761 You said he was upset about something. 666 00:31:02,844 --> 00:31:03,971 Right! 667 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,807 He kept repeating something over and over. 668 00:31:06,890 --> 00:31:08,433 Right! 669 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:12,896 What was he yelling? 670 00:31:13,355 --> 00:31:14,815 Chet! 671 00:31:15,023 --> 00:31:16,733 Out of order! 672 00:31:16,817 --> 00:31:19,194 "It's out of order." That's what he kept sayin'. 673 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,946 What... What was out of order? 674 00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:22,322 I don't know! 675 00:31:22,406 --> 00:31:24,658 Musta been... somethin'! 676 00:31:25,325 --> 00:31:26,535 Something. 677 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,870 That's a big help. Thanks. 678 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,799 It's not the phone. 679 00:31:42,676 --> 00:31:45,095 Something is out of order. 680 00:31:46,096 --> 00:31:49,099 It's out of order. Must be inside. 681 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:54,604 [BEEP] 682 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:55,856 Whoa ho ho ho ho! 683 00:31:55,939 --> 00:31:57,566 It's an all-access pass. 684 00:31:57,774 --> 00:31:59,026 Come on. 685 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,777 Dude! 686 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,698 You're like my best friend. 687 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:06,950 You wanna hear something sad? 688 00:32:07,034 --> 00:32:08,910 You're my best friend too. 689 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:10,287 Oh... 690 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,629 So the Wildcats take yet another time out, 691 00:32:19,755 --> 00:32:23,258 and with the score still tied, we'll be back right after this. 692 00:32:24,134 --> 00:32:26,595 - So he was murdered, huh? - Yeah. 693 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,971 I still can't believe it! 694 00:32:28,055 --> 00:32:29,973 Well, you know, these things happen every day. 695 00:32:30,057 --> 00:32:31,433 Yeah, but it's heartbreaking. 696 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:32,726 Where's Adrian? 697 00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:34,587 Oh, he's outside. He's workin' the case. 698 00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,480 - He can't give it up. - That's just like him. 699 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,690 The monomaniacal Mr. Monk. 700 00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:40,233 Did he ever tell you how we met? 701 00:32:40,442 --> 00:32:41,735 No, not really. 702 00:32:41,777 --> 00:32:44,321 He mentioned something about a demented cat salesman. 703 00:32:44,404 --> 00:32:45,864 Well, no, that's not it exactly. 704 00:32:45,906 --> 00:32:47,532 There's a distinction here, and it's really... 705 00:32:47,616 --> 00:32:48,742 It's fascinating. 706 00:32:48,784 --> 00:32:51,411 The cat salesman was not demented. 707 00:32:51,495 --> 00:32:53,789 He sold demented cats. 708 00:32:54,831 --> 00:32:56,625 No, no, but really, understand. 709 00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:59,753 He had a Siamese who was manic-depressive. 710 00:32:59,836 --> 00:33:01,922 He had a paranoid Persian. 711 00:33:02,005 --> 00:33:04,716 The guy tried to sell me a Calico kitten 712 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,511 who was completely psychotic... evil! 713 00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:09,513 I mean, it tried to kill me. The kitten tried to kill me. 714 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,182 Mm-hmm. Okay, nice game though, huh? 715 00:33:12,265 --> 00:33:14,017 - It... It's a great game. - Yeah! 716 00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:16,895 He had a Burmese... multiple personalities. 717 00:33:16,978 --> 00:33:18,814 One of which was a dog. 718 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:20,732 That's how weird it was. 719 00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:22,526 I'm not really a cat person. 720 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:23,985 Well, it's... These are the facts. 721 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,487 I'm just tellin' ya. 722 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,993 This one works? 723 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:33,245 They all work. 724 00:33:34,204 --> 00:33:36,665 So what was out of order? 725 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,251 [CHEWING] I don't know. It's like a mystery. 726 00:33:39,334 --> 00:33:40,919 - [CELL PHONE RINGS] - Oh! 727 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,965 This is Chet! 728 00:33:46,341 --> 00:33:47,801 What are they offering? 729 00:33:47,884 --> 00:33:50,554 Don't kid yourself. 55 million means 70 million. 730 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:52,556 We don't counter till they hit the number. 731 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,141 I'll call ya later. 732 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,560 Who are you? 733 00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:59,438 Hedge fund manager. But not today. 734 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,273 Condors! 735 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:05,026 All right, here's the snap. Wildcats blitzing. 736 00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:07,696 And it's picked off again! 737 00:34:07,904 --> 00:34:10,031 That's the third Condor turnover. 738 00:34:10,198 --> 00:34:11,908 The defensive coordinator of the Wildcats, 739 00:34:11,992 --> 00:34:13,201 Brian Binsack, 740 00:34:13,410 --> 00:34:16,121 has been one step ahead of the Condors all game long. 741 00:34:16,204 --> 00:34:18,373 It's almost as if he's reading their minds. 742 00:34:18,915 --> 00:34:20,584 You know, with head coach Kent McFarland 743 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,295 scheduled to retire at the end of the year for the Wildcats, 744 00:34:23,378 --> 00:34:24,838 I'd say the way things are going, 745 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,215 Binsack is a shoe-in to get the job. 746 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,758 I got it! 747 00:34:29,843 --> 00:34:31,720 I know who killed Davy Gitelson. 748 00:34:39,436 --> 00:34:40,979 It wasn't a vending machine. 749 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,065 I can't help but wonder what we're talkin' about. 750 00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:47,319 Something was out of order, right? 751 00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:48,737 But it wasn't any machine. 752 00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:50,405 It was the playbook. 753 00:34:50,614 --> 00:34:52,824 The team playbook! 754 00:34:53,074 --> 00:34:54,409 I remember now. 755 00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:56,578 I saw the book. 756 00:34:56,745 --> 00:34:58,955 Some of the pages were mixed up. 757 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,751 Here's what happened. 758 00:35:04,044 --> 00:35:05,795 His limo driver, Sean Metzger, 759 00:35:05,879 --> 00:35:09,674 was in a perfect position to steal the Condors' playbook. 760 00:35:09,925 --> 00:35:11,301 He probably only had a few minutes. 761 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:14,137 He made a quick copy, and at some point, 762 00:35:14,304 --> 00:35:16,181 the pages must have gotten mixed up. 763 00:35:18,975 --> 00:35:20,602 He sold the Xeroxed copy 764 00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,646 to that coach from the Wildcats. 765 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:24,606 He made a few bucks. 766 00:35:25,482 --> 00:35:27,484 He probably thought that was the end of it. 767 00:35:27,609 --> 00:35:29,778 But this morning, after he got dropped off, 768 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,906 Gitelson realized something was wrong. 769 00:35:36,243 --> 00:35:38,662 It's out of order! It's all out of order! 770 00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:40,080 - Ha! - What? 771 00:35:40,288 --> 00:35:41,873 - Will you sign that? - No, look, I'm looking for somebody. 772 00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:43,708 MONK: He figured out what happened. 773 00:35:43,792 --> 00:35:46,044 He went looking for the driver. 774 00:35:51,508 --> 00:35:53,260 - Did you sell me out? - What are you talking about? 775 00:35:53,301 --> 00:35:55,095 No, don't lie to me, man. I'm calling the cops. 776 00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:58,682 MONK: The fight must have escalated. Metzger panicked. 777 00:36:01,351 --> 00:36:03,311 But the gates had already opened. 778 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,355 Fans were just starting to show up. 779 00:36:05,438 --> 00:36:08,275 Metzger was racing the clock. He was improvising. 780 00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:12,237 He had to hide the body in plain sight. 781 00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,448 That's why Metzger was trying to kill you. 782 00:36:15,532 --> 00:36:16,950 He saw you two talking. 783 00:36:16,992 --> 00:36:19,035 He thought you knew too much. 784 00:36:19,661 --> 00:36:21,580 Hedge fund manager. 785 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:23,206 Yeah, that makes sense. 786 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:25,458 What do we do now, call the cops? 787 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,127 No. There's not enough time. 788 00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:29,546 If he destroys that playbook, we don't have a case. 789 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,590 It's probably in the locker room. 790 00:36:33,008 --> 00:36:34,050 What? 791 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:36,845 Well, this morning, the Condors were favored by 12, 792 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,179 but the Wildcat defense 793 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:40,724 has played a nearly flawless first two quarters of football, 794 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:43,393 and as we send you back to the studio for the halftime show, 795 00:36:43,476 --> 00:36:46,062 it's all tied up 10 to 10. 796 00:36:46,688 --> 00:36:48,940 10 to 10. 797 00:36:49,149 --> 00:36:50,525 Monk'd love that, huh? 798 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,360 [SIGHS] Yep. 799 00:37:03,038 --> 00:37:05,582 MAN: All right, everybody settle down! 800 00:37:06,082 --> 00:37:08,251 Settle down! Eyes up front. 801 00:37:09,169 --> 00:37:12,172 That was a good first half. But we have a long way to go. 802 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,382 The key is to maintain control. 803 00:37:14,507 --> 00:37:15,634 Stay focused. 804 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:18,511 They're gonna try to change some things up on us in the second half. 805 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,055 Look for the triple option... 806 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:21,765 Out of the wishbone formation. 807 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,142 Triple option? Coach, I haven't seen that since college. 808 00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:26,603 Well, you're gonna see it today... you count on it. 809 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:29,105 Probably on their first possession. 810 00:37:29,272 --> 00:37:30,774 All right, Dante, take us home. 811 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,817 Okay, guys, let's take a knee. 812 00:37:36,613 --> 00:37:40,325 Lord, let your light continue to shine on this team today. 813 00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:42,410 Give us the wisdom and the strength 814 00:37:42,535 --> 00:37:45,538 to accept whatever fortune befalls this team today. 815 00:37:45,789 --> 00:37:48,500 Give us the power to devour the other team. 816 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,377 Give us the strength and the discipline 817 00:37:50,585 --> 00:37:54,297 to remain calm in all hard times. 818 00:37:54,923 --> 00:37:57,467 Help us dominate the other side, lord. 819 00:37:57,550 --> 00:38:01,137 Give us the power to just totally annihilate the other team. 820 00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:02,931 Amen. 821 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:03,973 ALL: Amen. 822 00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,475 Hey, that's our playbook! 823 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,977 No, no, this is not your playbook! 824 00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:09,562 This is stolen property. 825 00:38:09,729 --> 00:38:11,856 I'm a former police officer. Here's the thing... 826 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,109 Wildcats suck! 827 00:38:14,317 --> 00:38:16,403 Security, get that playbook! 828 00:38:17,404 --> 00:38:19,656 Security! Get that book! 829 00:38:26,955 --> 00:38:28,039 - Hey, Bob. - Yeah. 830 00:38:28,123 --> 00:38:29,207 I gotta go. 831 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:30,792 Now? It's only halftime. 832 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,127 Yeah, I know. You've been great. 833 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,586 - Thank you for everything. - No problem. 834 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:36,089 But my best friend, great guy, an amazing guy, 835 00:38:36,172 --> 00:38:40,135 I left him downstairs alone, and he deserves better. 836 00:38:40,343 --> 00:38:42,053 Sure. I-I understand. 837 00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:43,930 Is he with Monk? 838 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,978 Security! Get that book! 839 00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:52,689 Get him! Get the book! 840 00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:55,233 LELAND: Monk! Monk! 841 00:38:56,109 --> 00:38:57,444 Monk! 842 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,168 Monk! 843 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,508 [LAUGHING] 844 00:39:21,634 --> 00:39:23,344 Is the game over? 845 00:39:24,053 --> 00:39:26,014 [LAUGHING] Yeah. 846 00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:28,057 Who won? 847 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,101 [PANTING] 848 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:31,644 We did. 849 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:38,485 Back at Summit Stadium, 850 00:39:38,568 --> 00:39:40,153 where the Condors have come from behind 851 00:39:40,236 --> 00:39:42,655 and defeated the Wildcats 27-24 852 00:39:42,739 --> 00:39:44,449 in one of the greatest playoff games ever. 853 00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:47,368 Meanwhile, there was plenty of drama away from the field, 854 00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,746 and here to tell us about it is Captain Leland Stottlemeyer 855 00:39:49,829 --> 00:39:51,372 of the San Francisco police 856 00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:54,167 along with former detective Adrian Monk. 857 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:57,504 Uh, captain, we just saw the defensive coach of the Wildcats 858 00:39:57,587 --> 00:39:59,380 led away from the stadium in handcuffs. 859 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:00,548 What can you tell us? 860 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,967 Well, Mr. Binsack has been arrested 861 00:40:03,051 --> 00:40:05,970 and charged with receipt of stolen property. 862 00:40:06,054 --> 00:40:07,222 Monk... 863 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,057 And, uh, I can also tell you 864 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,309 that Davy Gitelson's personal driver 865 00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:13,061 has also been arrested in Marin County. 866 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,145 Bob. Bob. 867 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,024 Well, I'd say from the standpoint of law enforcement, 868 00:40:18,107 --> 00:40:20,151 you and Mr. Monk are the MVPs today. 869 00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:21,110 Hmm! 870 00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:23,154 You know, for those who don't know, 871 00:40:23,238 --> 00:40:25,490 Adrian Monk is a legend in San Francisco, 872 00:40:25,573 --> 00:40:27,826 and on a personal note, a few years back, 873 00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:30,620 this man literally saved my life. 874 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,122 No, I-I wouldn't say that. 875 00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:34,415 - The truth... - How can you say that? 876 00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:36,251 You were there! The cat tried to kill me! 877 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:37,877 You weren't really in any danger. 878 00:40:37,961 --> 00:40:39,254 It was a little Calico cat. 879 00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:40,547 It was about this big. 880 00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:43,800 Wait a minute... you proved it. You solved the case. 881 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,552 The cat planned the whole thing out. 882 00:40:45,593 --> 00:40:48,179 She was gonna kill me with that squeeze toy. 883 00:40:48,763 --> 00:40:50,431 Yeah... the truth is 884 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,183 [SOFTLY] I just wanted to get out of the house. 885 00:40:52,267 --> 00:40:53,643 Yeah. Look, I think we're done here. 886 00:40:53,726 --> 00:40:55,019 Cut to a commercial. 887 00:40:55,103 --> 00:40:56,396 I guess that does it. 888 00:40:56,479 --> 00:40:58,106 From Summit Stadium, again the final... 889 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:01,317 the Condors 27, the Wildcats 24. 890 00:41:01,401 --> 00:41:03,403 I'm Bob Costas saying so long. 891 00:41:03,444 --> 00:41:05,196 And one last time... 892 00:41:05,488 --> 00:41:09,200 the cat was definitely trying to kill me. 893 00:41:10,118 --> 00:41:13,162 Randy's right. This is better than being there. 894 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,587 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]