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Come one, come all</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>’Cause we’re having a ball</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hWe’re just making
some calls to strangers</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>We’re back on the cell</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>And the world’s
</i>\h<i>\hgone to hell</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>But you’re gonna
</i>\h\h<i>\hfeel swell</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>When they pick up</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>From New York to Alabammer</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hThey’ll probably wanna
throw our ass in the slammer</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>’Cause we’re disturbing others</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Maybe even your mother</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hWon’t you join
the Crank Yankers tonight?</i></font>

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<b>- Oh, Mero, will someone</b>
<b>pick up the phone?</b>

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<b>- Hey, what's going on here?</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[line trills]</i></b>

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<b>- Hello, I'm [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Hey, how you doing?</b>
<b>Uh, my name's Sal Petruzulli.</b>

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<b>I work down at the, uh, [bleep]</b>
<b>in New York City.</b>

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<b>Uh, I just wanna give you</b>
<b>a heads-up.</b>

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<b>Listen, there's been a--</b>
<b>there's been a, uh--</b>

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<b>there's a situation</b>
<b>going on here in New York.</b>

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<b>I don't want it to spread</b>
<b>over to New Jersey.</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- Uh, there's kids</b>
<b>running around vandalizing</b>

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<b>the model trains in the area.</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

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<b>- It's been a thing</b>
<b>that's been going on.</b>

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<b>We think that it's gonna go</b>
<b>across the bridge into Jersey.</b>

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<b>We're just trying to give</b>
<b>you guys a heads-up.</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- They got us last night.</i></b>
<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- They stole the tiny coal</b>
<b>out the tiny car.</b>

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<b>- It's a--it's a disaster.</b>

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<b>We don't know if the insurance</b>
<b>is gonna cover it.</b>

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<b>They're trying to make it</b>
<b>like it's the goddamn '80s</b>

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<b>all over again, and I said,</b>
<b>"You know what?</b>

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<b>"If this is the goddamn '80s,</b>
<b>then call me Bernie Goetz</b>

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<b>"'cause if I catch one</b>
<b>of you little assholes</b>

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<b>in the shop, I'm gonna--</b>
<b>you know what, I'm gonna"--</b>

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<b>- Hey, calm down, calm down,</b>
<b>Sal, Sal!</b>

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<b>- I'm sorry.</b>
<b>- Your Lipitor.</b>

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<b>You're on the Lipitor.</b>
<b>Come on.</b>

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<b>Watch your blood pressure.</b>
<b>Sorry, Jack, go ahead.</b>

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<b>- Yes, so they're coming</b>
<b>in the store</b>

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<b>and they're damaging things.</b>

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<b>Is that what you're saying?</b>

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<b>- Yeah, they're vandalizing--</b>

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<b>they're vandalizing</b>
<b>the display.</b>

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<b>They're spray-painting</b>
<b>little things on the car,</b>

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<b>little Wite-Out on the car.</b>

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<b>I don't know</b>
<b>if they're tiny kids,</b>

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<b>if they're big kids</b>
<b>with tiny hands.</b>

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<b>We try--have you had</b>
<b>any issues?</b>

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<b>- I'm sorry, what?</b>

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<b>- Have you had any issues?</b>

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<b>- Hold--hold on a second.</b>

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<b>I'm in the middle of checking</b>
<b>somebody out, okay?</b>

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<b>I'll be back with you.</b>

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<b>- Jeez Louise,</b>
<b>they stole the baby Jesus</b>

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<b>out the nativity scene.</b>

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<b>Oh, these kids.</b>
<b>- They did?</b>

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<b>Oh, nuh-uh.</b>
<b>- Come on.</b>

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<b>- Madone, come on.</b>
<b>- Jesus.</b>

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<b>- They drew a penis</b>
<b>on his face!</b>

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<b>Oh, my God.</b>

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<b>They drew a braciola</b>
<b>on top of Matt.</b>

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<b>- This train smells like pee.</b>
<b>You think they peed on it?</b>

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<b>- [sniffs]</b>
<b>- Okay, I'm back.</b>

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<b>- Jack's back, okay.</b>
<b>- Oh, amazing.</b>

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<b>Thank you, Jack.</b>

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<b>We just wanted to give you</b>
<b>a heads-up.</b>

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<b>- Sure, yeah.</b>

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<b>- 'Cause it's happening to us</b>
<b>here in New York City,</b>

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<b>and it's a goddamn shame.</b>

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<b>- Okay, so they're coming in</b>
<b>and put--marking up cars?</b>

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<b>Is that it?</b>

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<b>- I don't know,</b>
<b>I think it's the--the guy</b>

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<b>that does the--the--the odd</b>
<b>stuff, the Banky guy.</b>

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<b>Banky?</b>
<b>- Oh, yeah, that guy.</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- Yeah, so the guy breaks</b>
<b>into our store,</b>

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<b>and then he puts</b>
<b>little--little homeless people</b>

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<b>in the trains.</b>

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<b>- Like it's, like, a political</b>
<b>statement or something...</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Or some sort of statement</b>

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<b>or, like, a--like, a--</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

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<b>- I don't know.</b>

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<b>- Okay, we'll watch--</b>
<b>watch for him,</b>

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<b>and we haven't had a problem</b>
<b>here so far, so...</b>

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<b>Now, beyond that, I don't know</b>
<b>what to tell you.</b>

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<b>Somebody's coming around</b>
<b>doing this.</b>

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<b>- Do us a favor</b>
<b>and just tell other stores--</b>

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<b>you know, get on the phone,</b>
<b>and just let other people know</b>

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<b>what's going on 'cause we don't</b>
<b>want anyone else</b>

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<b>in the community to get hit</b>
<b>the same way we got hit.</b>

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<b>- You know?</b>

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<b>- We gotta all look out</b>
<b>for each other.</b>

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<b>- All right, appreciate it.</b>

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<b>- Appreciate you, brother.</b>
<b>You know?</b>

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<b>We're--we're choo-choo.</b>
<b>We're the choo-choo crew.</b>

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<b>We gotta stick together,</b>
<b>brother.</b>

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<b>- That's it, yes.</b>

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<b>- Are you part</b>
<b>of the choo-choo crew?</b>

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<b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- You know what--</b>

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<b>you know what it says,</b>
<b>you know what I'm saying?</b>

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<b>From the conductor</b>
<b>to the engineer,</b>

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<b>it takes a crew to run a train,</b>
<b>you know?</b>

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<b>Brother, get aboard.</b>
<b>- That's right.</b>

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<b>We run trains everywhere!</b>

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<b>- I been running trains</b>
<b>since 1980!</b>

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<b>I remember I ran a train</b>
<b>with Liza Minnelli,</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>Drew Barrymore,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>and Michael Jackson.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- That's right!</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>- Studio 54.</i></b>

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<b>both: Remember that?</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- All right?</i></b>

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<b>You gotta be part--</b>
<b>you gotta be part of the train.</b>

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<b>- Choo-choo crew,</b>
<b>you know how we do!</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- "Choo-choo crew" on three.</b>
<b>Let's go, come on.</b>

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<b>One, two, three.</b>

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<b>Choo-choo crew!</b>
<b>- Choo-choo crew!</b>

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<b>- I would love to hear it,</b>
<b>man, from you,</b>

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<b>'cause--'cause, you know,</b>
<b>you're giving us hope here.</b>

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<b>- Okay, I got a whole bunch</b>
<b>of people here right now.</b>

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<b>- Just--just one</b>
<b>"choo-choo crew," Jack.</b>

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<b>Come on, real quick,</b>
<b>just bang it out.</b>

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<b>- Just give me one</b>
<b>"choo-choo crew," brother.</b>

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<b>- Okay, choo--</b>
<b>one choo-choo crew, how's that?</b>

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<b>- Ey, come on, ey!</b>
<b>- There, you go--ey, Jackie!</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>
<b>- You made our day, brother.</b>

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<b>- Have as many trains</b>
<b>as you want, all right?</b>

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<b>I hope you run as many trains</b>
<b>as you do.</b>

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<b>All right, do your thing, Jack.</b>
<b>- Run all the trains!</b>

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<b>- Okay, you too.</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- All right, choo-choo crew!</i></b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>
<b>- All right, choo-choo crew.</b>

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<b>- Bye-bye.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[jazzy music]</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[line trills]</i></b>

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<b>- [bleep] Wellness Center,</b>
<b>this is [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Hello, darling.</b>
<b>What's your name?</b>

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<b>- This is [bleep].</b>

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<b>- I'm calling, uh,</b>

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<b>because I want to offer</b>
<b>my services.</b>

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<b>- Okay, what kind of services</b>
<b>are you trying to offer us?</b>

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<b>- I'm an artist,</b>

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<b>and I want to teach</b>
<b>a drawing class</b>

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<b>for the old people.</b>

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<b>- Well, that's very nice,</b>
<b>but we're closed.</b>

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<b>- I like to draw,</b>

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<b>and so I was wanting to have</b>
<b>a drawing class</b>

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<b>of life figures.</b>

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<b>In other words, nude models.</b>

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<b>- Our facility is closed.</b>

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<b>- What I would like to do</b>

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<b>is, I would like to make</b>
<b>a circle</b>

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<b>with the old people</b>
<b>and some pads</b>

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<b>and some charcoal pencils...</b>

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<b>- Okay, I understand</b>
<b>what you would like to do,</b>

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<b>but we are closed.</b>

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<b>There's nobo--</b>
<b>there's nobody here.</b>

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<b>- In the center of the circle</b>
<b>would be a nude.</b>

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<b>- Okay, but there's nobody</b>
<b>here.</b>

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<b>- I'll get--don't worry.</b>

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<b>I'll get somebody to come.</b>

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<b>I'll get--I'll find</b>
<b>one of my models.</b>

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<b>- No, you can't--</b>

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<b>nobody comes into our center</b>
<b>except the staff.</b>

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<b>- Well, what about the staff?</b>

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<b>Maybe that could be nice--</b>

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<b>- No, we're not interested.</b>
<b>We're here working.</b>

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<b>- Have you ever heard</b>
<b>about trying to,</b>

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<b>you know, live for the moment?</b>

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<b>- We work.</b>

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<b>- You people do a beautiful job</b>
<b>over there.</b>

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<b>- And we don't have time</b>
<b>to sit around and draw circles</b>

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<b>with nude people in 'em.</b>

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<b>- Well, no, they don't--</b>
<b>you don't draw the circles.</b>

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<b>You draw the nude people.</b>

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<b>In other words--</b>

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<b>- Okay, we're not--</b>
<b>we're not interested</b>

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<b>in your services, sir.</b>

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<b>- I used to be able to draw</b>
<b>naked ladies from memory.</b>

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<b>- Well, good for you.</b>

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<b>- My memory's not so good</b>
<b>no more,</b>

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<b>and so I need to get the models</b>
<b>in there.</b>

190
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<b>- We're not interested</b>
<b>in your services,</b>

191
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<b>and nobody around here's</b>
<b>gonna pose nude for you in--</b>

192
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<b>in order to refresh</b>
<b>your memory</b>

193
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<b>as to what a nude body</b>
<b>looks like, okay?</b>

194
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<b>- But, darling, what about you?</b>
<b>Have you ever been--</b>

195
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<b>- Are you kidding?</b>

196
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<b>What rock did you crawl out</b>
<b>from under?</b>

197
00:07:03,197 --> 00:07:06,134
<b>- And I'll tell you something--</b>
<b>- Not interested.</b>

198
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<b>Listen, repeat after me.</b>

199
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<b>Repeat after me.</b>
<b>Not interested.</b>

200
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<b>- Are you not--so you're not</b>
<b>interested in this here?</b>

201
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<b>- No, we're not interested,</b>
<b>okay?</b>

202
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<b>- And what about the rest</b>
<b>of the people there?</b>

203
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<b>Maybe they want--</b>
<b>- We're not interested.</b>

204
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<b>- Sometimes I will get nude</b>
<b>and draw myself in the mirror.</b>

205
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<b>- You get whatever you want</b>
<b>and draw whatever you want.</b>

206
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<b>Look in the mirror,</b>
<b>draw your nude body,</b>

207
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<b>just we are not interested,</b>
<b>okay?</b>

208
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<b>- What if I were to come over</b>
<b>there and show you my drawings?</b>

209
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<b>- No, don't bother us.</b>
<b>Don't come over here.</b>

210
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<b>We're not interested.</b>

211
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<b>- If we did it from far away,</b>
<b>everybody could--</b>

212
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<b>- No, no, no, no,</b>
<b>no, no, no, no!</b>

213
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<b>What don't you understand?</b>

214
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<b>No!</b>

215
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<b>- I'm sorry, darling, I just--</b>

216
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<b>- You have a good day.</b>
<b>We're not interested.</b>

217
00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,591
<b>You have a good day, okay?</b>
<b> </b><b><i>[line clicks]</i></b>

218
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<b>- Let's call her back again</b>
<b>one more time.</b>

219
00:08:06,127 --> 00:08:08,496
<b> </b><b><i>[line trills]</i></b>

220
00:08:08,563 --> 00:08:10,198
<b>- [bleep] Wellness Center,</b>

221
00:08:10,265 --> 00:08:11,699
<b>and we didn't get cut off.</b>

222
00:08:11,766 --> 00:08:13,735
<b>I hung up on you, okay?</b>

223
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<b>- Darling, I think</b>
<b>we got cut off.</b>

224
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<b>- Okay?</b>
<b>No, we did not get cut off.</b>

225
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,840
<b>I hung up on you.</b>

226
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<b>You need to find somebody else</b>
<b>to bug, okay?</b>

227
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<b>- Oh, this is my final--</b>

228
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<b>- Nobody's gonna--nobody is</b>
<b>gonna pose nude</b>

229
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<b>for you to draw their pictures.</b>

230
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<b>- And I come by your place,</b>
<b>then,</b>

231
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<b>and I'll show you my drawings,</b>
<b>and I'll bring you--</b>

232
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<b>- I don't want to see</b>
<b>your drawings.</b>

233
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<b>Don't come by here and bug me.</b>

234
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<b>- I'm drawing you right now.</b>

235
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<b>I'm imagining you.</b>

236
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<b>- Oh...</b>
<b> </b><b><i>[line clicks]</i></b>

237
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<b>- [laughs]</b>

238
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<b>[snorts]</b>

239
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<b>- It's just</b>
<b>a little bit troubling</b>

240
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<b>because my, um--</b>

241
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<b>It's, again, so embarrassing,</b>

242
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<b>but my, um, kind of vagina</b>
<b>and anus...</b>

243
00:08:54,108 --> 00:08:56,878
<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Uh, have gone kind of numb,</b>

244
00:08:56,945 --> 00:08:59,247
<b>but then both of my legs</b>
<b>kind of feel like--</b>

245
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<b>like they're on fire.</b>

246
00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:02,417
<b>- You might have to call 911.</b>

247
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,512
<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

248
00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:09,215
<b> </b><b><i>[line trills]</i></b>

249
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,952
<b>- [bleep], this is Audrey.</b>

250
00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:15,654
<b>- Oh, good, hi. Hi, Audrey.</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- Hi.</i></b>

251
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,959
<b>- Um, I'm calling</b>
<b>with a--a bit of a...issue</b>

252
00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,727
<b>that I was hoping you could</b>
<b>help me with.</b>

253
00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,062
<b>- Sure.</b>

254
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,331
<b>- I came to your gym</b>
<b>a couple of months ago,</b>

255
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<b>which--and I just--I was--</b>
<b>- Uh-huh.</b>

256
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<b>- I--I experienced</b>
<b>the silks--the silks workout,</b>

257
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<b>which I just really enjoyed</b>
<b>so much.</b>

258
00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,606
<b>- Good.</b>

259
00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:36,509
<b>- I tried to install my own</b>
<b>kind of set of homemade silks</b>

260
00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:38,511
<b>in my house, and, um...</b>

261
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<b> </b><b><i>- Right.</i></b>

262
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:43,049
<b>- I--[chuckles]</b>
<b>This is so embarrassing.</b>

263
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:46,052
<b>Um, I'm--I'm caught in them.</b>

264
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,087
<b>- Oh, that's happened to me</b>
<b>before.</b>

265
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,855
<b>Is there anybody that you can</b>
<b>yell for?</b>

266
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,958
<b>- Well, no, unfortunately,</b>
<b>I live on my own,</b>

267
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,860
<b>and it's just, uh,</b>
<b>kind of my cat,</b>

268
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,097
<b>who keeps kind of waving at me</b>
<b>from the ground, um...</b>

269
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<b>[laughs] Who can't really,</b>
<b>you know, help me out too much.</b>

270
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,302
<b>Um, so...</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- Okay, uh--</i></b>

271
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:07,706
<b>- I was--I was wondering maybe</b>
<b>if you had any tips or tricks</b>

272
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,942
<b>to get out of this bind.</b>

273
00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:13,713
<b>- Oh, my gosh, um, you have</b>
<b>to get the tension off,</b>

274
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,948
<b>so if you can pull yourself up.</b>

275
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,850
<b>- It's--it's just</b>
<b>a little bit troubling</b>

276
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,018
<b>because my, um--</b>

277
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,187
<b>It's, again, so embarrassing,</b>

278
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:24,423
<b>but my, um, kind of vagina</b>
<b>and anus...</b>

279
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,259
<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Uh, have gone kind of numb,</b>

280
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,595
<b>but then both of my legs</b>
<b>kind of feel like--</b>

281
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,297
<b>like they're on fire.</b>

282
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:33,866
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>
<b>You might have to call 911.</b>

283
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,568
<b>- I mean, I don't want</b>
<b>to trouble them.</b>

284
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,803
<b>I don't want to--you know,</b>
<b>this is just so embarrassing,</b>

285
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,205
<b>I don't want to have--</b>

286
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,773
<b>- You also don't want to cut</b>
<b>the circulation off.</b>

287
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,008
<b>- I do have--I mean,</b>
<b>if only I could reach it,</b>

288
00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:46,412
<b>I do have kind of, like,</b>
<b>a small chain saw</b>

289
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,583
<b>that my boyfriend left behind</b>
<b>when he left, um...</b>

290
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,852
<b>- Right.</b>
<b>You be careful with that.</b>

291
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,353
<b>- I will.</b>

292
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:58,157
<b>I'm just gonna try and swing</b>
<b>over a little bit to the--</b>

293
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:02,161
<b>Whoa, ah.</b>
<b>[cat meowing]</b>

294
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,630
<b>Oh, shoot, it's just</b>
<b>out of my--</b>

295
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,165
<b>it's just out of my reach.</b>

296
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,834
<b>- Is there a chair--is there</b>
<b>a chair or anything nearby?</b>

297
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,003
<b>- There--there isn't,</b>
<b>and I just--</b>

298
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:14,306
<b>I just realized that I attached</b>
<b>my--part of the silks</b>

299
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:17,009
<b>to the ceiling fan,</b>
<b>and it's scheduled to go on</b>

300
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:20,179
<b>at about 2:45 or something</b>
<b>like that.</b>

301
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,181
<b>And I c--I can't be</b>
<b>in that situation</b>

302
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,116
<b>'cause I can't be whirling</b>
<b>about all over the place</b>

303
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,951
<b>with my vagina numb and--</b>

304
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:29,355
<b>and--and--and my legs</b>
<b>that are on fire</b>

305
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,190
<b>and my cat just watching this,</b>
<b>you know?</b>

306
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,025
<b>- Right, yeah.</b>
<b>Yeah.</b>

307
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,160
<b> </b><b><i>- Yeah.</i></b>

308
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,362
<b>- Uh-huh.</b>
<b>What about your boyfriend?</b>

309
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:40,499
<b>- [crying] He went to Las Vegas</b>
<b>to see Cirque du Soleil.</b>

310
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:43,202
<b>But the whole reason</b>
<b>I got into the silks</b>

311
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,338
<b>was so I could impress him.</b>

312
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,507
<b>- Oh, my gosh.</b>
<b>I'm sorry.</b>

313
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:51,977
<b>- He says I live the life</b>
<b>of a chimpanzee</b>

314
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,846
<b>and that I wasn't</b>
<b>a professional,</b>

315
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,715
<b>and so that's why he went.</b>

316
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,116
<b>- Oh, my gosh.</b>

317
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,985
<b>- Do you think I could just</b>
<b>chew myself out of here?</b>

318
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,923
<b>- You've got to be able</b>
<b>to pull yourself up.</b>

319
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,926
<b>- I think the fan's</b>
<b>about to turn on--oh, boy.</b>

320
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,562
<b>- Um, give me your address.</b>
<b>Let me see what I can do.</b>

321
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,198
<b>[timer beeps]</b>
<b>- Oh, here I go. Here--</b>

322
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,668
<b>Audrey, the fan's</b>
<b>just whipping--</b>

323
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,036
<b>just whipping around.</b>

324
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,170
<b>- All right, get--</b>

325
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,939
<b>- Just whipping, whip--</b>

326
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,173
<b> </b><b><i>- Need your address.</i></b>

327
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,341
<b>- Whipping around.</b>

328
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,476
<b>[fabric tears]</b>
<b>Whoa!</b>

329
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,311
<b>[glass shatters]</b>
<b>- Oh, my God!</b>

330
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,948
<b>- Audrey?</b>

331
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,317
<b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- Audrey, I'm--I'm out.</b>

332
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,952
<b>I'm out.</b>
<b>- Are you?</b>

333
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:33,986
<b>- I'm out, yes.</b>

334
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,421
<b> </b><b><i>- Oh, that's--</i></b>
<b>- [laughs]</b>

335
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,722
<b>I'm out.</b>

336
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,091
<b>The fan just whirled me</b>
<b>right out of the--</b>

337
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:43,596
<b>I...I look amazing.</b>
<b>I look--I look amazing.</b>

338
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,798
<b>- Okay, good.</b>
<b>Okay.</b>

339
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,134
<b>- The life is coming back</b>
<b>to my vagina.</b>

340
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,869
<b>[laughs] And I just--</b>

341
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,203
<b>- Yeah.</b>

342
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,973
<b>- I'm gonna name my vagina</b>
<b>after you, Audrey.</b>

343
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,876
<b>- [laughs]</b>
<b>No, please don't.</b>

344
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,111
<b>- Thank you.</b>
<b>I am eternally in your debt.</b>

345
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,279
<b>- All right, you take care.</b>

346
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,681
<b>- Forever grateful.</b>
<b>Goodbye.</b>

347
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:08,087
<b>Guys, we have to send flowers</b>
<b>to that lady.</b>

348
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,722
<b>- You got this driver</b>

349
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,524
<b>that he comes through</b>
<b>once a couple months,</b>

350
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,925
<b>and his name is Reggie.</b>

351
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,393
<b>He's driving a big ole rig.</b>

352
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,694
<b>- What are you getting at?</b>

353
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,396
<b>- He always comes--it's not</b>
<b>sexual harassment</b>

354
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,031
<b>'cause I like it.</b>
<b>- Right.</b>

355
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,332
<b>- And he ain't never</b>
<b>asked me out.</b>

356
00:13:21,129 --> 00:13:23,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[upbeat music]</i></font>

357
00:13:23,327 --> 00:13:26,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[line trills]</i></font>

358
00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:27,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Good afternoon.
\h\h\hTruck stop.</font>

359
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hThis is Di.
Can I help you?</font>

360
00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:31,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Hey, Di, so yeah,
I’m coming through there</font>

361
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:34,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}about once every two weeks now
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon a long haul,</font>

362
00:13:34,525 --> 00:13:36,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and, uh, I’m a lady trucker.</font>

363
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- Yep.
</i>- There ain’t too many of us,</font>

364
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:41,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and, uh, you got this driver
\h\h\h\hthat he comes through</font>

365
00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:44,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\honce a couple months,
and his name is Reggie.</font>

366
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:46,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He’s driving a big ole rig.</font>

367
00:13:46,195 --> 00:13:48,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Uh, it’s red and, uh--</font>

368
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Honey, I can’t--we don’t know
\h\h\h\h\h\hwhat color--I mean,</font>

369
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,162
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}what are you getting at?</font>

370
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:54,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What I’m getting at is,
\h\h\h\hhe always comes--</font>

371
00:13:54,228 --> 00:13:56,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}it’s not sexual harassment
\h\h\h\h\h’cause I like it.</font>

372
00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:59,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He’s always commenting
on my rig, my mudflaps.</font>

373
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Right.</font>

374
00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:01,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And he ain’t never
\h\h\h\hasked me out.</font>

375
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:03,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And I didn’t know if y’all
knew him or his whereabouts</font>

376
00:14:03,865 --> 00:14:05,690
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}or if he come through
\h\h\h\h\hmore often.</font>

377
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:06,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I could swing back through,</font>

378
00:14:06,799 --> 00:14:08,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’cause I’m just bobtailing
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.</font>

379
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I ain’t got no cargo.</font>

380
00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:10,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Honey, I don’t--I don’t know</font>

381
00:14:10,865 --> 00:14:12,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because we have so many workers
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhere, and we--</font>

382
00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}there’s so many people too.</font>

383
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- If I describe him...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- No.</i></font>

384
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Is it possible?
\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- No.</i></font>

385
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:18,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a hard no?</font>

386
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- It’s a hard no
’cause I have no idea.</font>

387
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Or maybe you got to him
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfirst.</font>

388
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:23,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[gagging]</font>

389
00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:24,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, no.</font>

390
00:14:24,492 --> 00:14:26,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hold up, hold up, hold up,
\h\h\h\hI’ll swallow my dip.</font>

391
00:14:26,393 --> 00:14:29,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Honey, I have customers.
\h\hI need to wait on them.</font>

392
00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:30,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m a customer.</font>

393
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:31,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI come through there
once every couple weeks.</font>

394
00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:36,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI buy an orange juice
and a bag of biscuits,</font>

395
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:37,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m on my way, and--</font>

396
00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:39,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- But what I’m getting at,
\h\h\h\h\hma’am--I don’t--</font>

397
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}we don’t see all these semis.</font>

398
00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, then it should be
\h\h\h\h\h\h\heven easier</font>

399
00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:44,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’cause he’s sitting over there
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin granny land</font>

400
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:46,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I need him to step on it,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hask me out,</font>

401
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:47,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}quit being a puss bag.</font>

402
00:14:47,832 --> 00:14:48,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You understand.</font>

403
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:49,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, I understand.</font>

404
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:52,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Breaker, breaker, you gotta
\h\hhelp me get up on Reggie.</font>

405
00:14:52,327 --> 00:14:53,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I wish I could, hon.</font>

406
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can you do me a favor
and just do a shout-out</font>

407
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}over the intercom for Reggie</font>

408
00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:01,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand just say, "You got
a lady trucker in your lot,</font>

409
00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:06,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand she’s waiting for love,
and she’s got clean mudflaps"?</font>

410
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Honey, we got nobody in here.</font>

411
00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:08,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Just call out for me.</font>

412
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Just--maybe he’s in line
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.</font>

413
00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:14,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- There is no men in line here.
\h\h\h\h\h\hThey’re all women.</font>

414
00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:14,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you sure?</font>

415
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:17,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I am sorry.
I cannot help you.</font>

416
00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:18,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- None of them?
\h\h\h\h\h- No!</font>

417
00:15:18,393 --> 00:15:21,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- He’s the one with
his fly down out in the lot.</font>

418
00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:22,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[gags]</font>

419
00:15:22,063 --> 00:15:23,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I wish I could help you,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut I can’t.</font>

420
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- What’s your handle?
- I don’t have a handle.</font>

421
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What’s your C--trucker--
\h\h- Ma’am, I have to go.</font>

422
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ve got to know
\h\hyour industry.</font>

423
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:31,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ma’am, I’m sorry.</font>

424
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:34,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m gonna hang up now because
you’re--you’re upsetting me.</font>

425
00:15:34,129 --> 00:15:34,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[line clicks]</i></font>

426
00:15:34,898 --> 00:15:38,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [singing] He can crash
\h\h\hmy backdoor anytime</font>

427
00:15:38,657 --> 00:15:40,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[line trills]</i></font>

428
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [bleep], this is Andrew.</font>

429
00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:43,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, Andrew.</font>

430
00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:44,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hWell, I just want
to congratulate you guys</font>

431
00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:47,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon keeping
a spanking-clean shitter,</font>

432
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:48,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’cause I found Reggie.</font>

433
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I was looking for him.</font>

434
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI was on the phone
with your associate.</font>

435
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She couldn’t find him,
\h\h\h\hbut, uh, I did,</font>

436
00:15:52,832 --> 00:15:55,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m--I was just in there
\h\h\h\hgetting the flap job</font>

437
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:56,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}of a lifetime.</font>

438
00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:58,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m a lady trucker.
I drive a big rig.</font>

439
00:15:58,294 --> 00:16:00,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAnd, uh, I was looking
for Reggie; I found him.</font>

440
00:16:00,832 --> 00:16:03,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Well, that’s good job!
I’m happy for Reggie and you.</font>

441
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:07,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, hey, you wanna--we can
\h\h\hpull around right now,</font>

442
00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:09,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and we can--we can make it
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hofficial.</font>

443
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:10,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You wanna be our witness?</font>

444
00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:12,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs] No, that’s okay.</font>

445
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I got too much work to do.</font>

446
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Or we could be a throuple.</font>

447
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- [laughs]
Nice, but...</font>

448
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}hey, I got another call
\h\h\h\h\h\hcoming in.</font>

449
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:20,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You have a good day.</font>

450
00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:22,690
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right.
\h\hBye-bye.</font>

451
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[upbeat music]</i></font>

452
00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:27,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h[horn blaring,
tires screeching]</font>

453
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[crash]</font>

454
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So what do I cook for her?</font>

455
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Because she’s ovulating now.</font>

456
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And what do I give--
\h\h\h\hgive to her?</font>

457
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay.</font>

458
00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:36,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do I give her, like,
\h\h\h\h\hclams, Cajun?</font>

459
00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:41,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- No, no, I would do
either gumbo or jambalaya.</font>

460
00:16:42,345 --> 00:16:43,774
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, yeah.</font>

461
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:46,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAnd not just sex,
but I wanna romance her.</font>

462
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:49,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Let’s have a smooth thing.</font>

463
00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:52,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [bleep], Sarah speaking.
\h\h\h\hHow can I help you?</font>

464
00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:54,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Hey, Sarah.
My name is Spoon.</font>

465
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:59,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hUm, I’m calling because I’m a
brother in Brooklyn, New York,</font>

466
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hand my lady
is from New Orleans.</font>

467
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- All right.
<i>- I know New Orleans--</i></font>

468
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:04,873
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ve heard
that New Orleans food,</font>

469
00:17:04,873 --> 00:17:07,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hain’t no other food
like New Orleans food.</font>

470
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, that’s very true.</font>

471
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:10,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So I was saying to myself,</font>

472
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:12,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"Well, let me can New Orleans,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhere she from,</font>

473
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,246
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}born and raised..."</font>

474
00:17:14,246 --> 00:17:14,807
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Uh-huh.</font>

475
00:17:14,807 --> 00:17:15,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- "And get
some home-cooked meal</font>

476
00:17:15,949 --> 00:17:17,180
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"and lay it out special
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor her,</font>

477
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,774
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"and then later on that night,
\h\h\h\h\h\hwe get in the bed,</font>

478
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:21,180
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and we throw down."</font>

479
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:21,807
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

480
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,609
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You know what she said to me
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlast night?</font>

481
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Me and my lady was having
\h\h\h\h\h\hpillow talk.</font>

482
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:28,048
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe said,
"Daddy, I want a baby.</font>

483
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I want you to get me pregnant."</font>

484
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:33,444
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yeah, well, uh,
basically what we do here</font>

485
00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:35,048
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}is sell cooking classes</font>

486
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:37,774
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and, um, Zoom cooking classes,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso we--</font>

487
00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:39,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So what do I cook for her?</font>

488
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,576
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Because she’s ovulating now.</font>

489
00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:43,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And what do I give--
\h\h\h\hgive to her?</font>

490
00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:44,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay.</font>

491
00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:46,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do I give her, like,
\h\h\h\h\hclams, Cajun?</font>

492
00:17:46,411 --> 00:17:51,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- No, no, I would do--either
gumbo or jambalaya is pretty--</font>

493
00:17:51,411 --> 00:17:53,576
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- What?
Are you serious?</font>

494
00:17:53,576 --> 00:17:55,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m supposed to cook that?</font>

495
00:17:55,147 --> 00:17:57,642
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And it’s gonna taste
\h\hlike New Orleans?</font>

496
00:17:57,642 --> 00:17:58,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, no--</font>

497
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:00,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I got seven kids already,</font>

498
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:02,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but I want a new addition
\h\h\h\h\h\hto the house.</font>

499
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:02,873
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, jeez.</font>

500
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, I’m trying to break
\hEddie Murphy’s record.</font>

501
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,675
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m Spoonie Luv
from Up Above.</font>

502
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:09,279
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [laughs]
- I’m trying to throw down.</font>

503
00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:13,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow, yeah, well, I mean,
\hthat’s what we teach here</font>

504
00:18:13,147 --> 00:18:13,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}at the school,</font>

505
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,312
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and it’s one of our most
popular cooking classes.</font>

506
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,246
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow, wow, nice.</font>

507
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I made the right move,
\hI did the right move.</font>

508
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She said to me last night,</font>

509
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:23,345
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h"Baby, I’m ovulating,
and this is the time."</font>

510
00:18:23,345 --> 00:18:25,609
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I said, "Well, I’m--I got you."</font>

511
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,774
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, there you go.
\h\h\h\hIt’s, uh--</font>

512
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah, you know what I would
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmake her?</font>

513
00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:31,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Does she eat chicken
\h\h\h\hand sausage?</font>

514
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,807
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes, she eat all of that.</font>

515
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She, like, 350 pounds.</font>

516
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, so I would
\h\h\h\hdefinitely say,</font>

517
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,345
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}um, making her a chicken
\h\h\h\hand sausage gumbo</font>

518
00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:41,873
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}would be your way to go, babe.</font>

519
00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:44,576
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow, can I say something
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto you?</font>

520
00:18:44,576 --> 00:18:45,180
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sure.</font>

521
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,345
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You know how much
\hI appreciate you?</font>

522
00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:48,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIf we have a girl,
I’m naming her Sarah.</font>

523
00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,378
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You don’t even know--
\h\h"Your godmother,</font>

524
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:52,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\h"I called her
out in New Orleans,</i></font>

525
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:53,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>and she gave me this recipe."</i></font>

526
00:18:53,982 --> 00:18:55,312
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And I’m gonna say that to her.</font>

527
00:18:55,312 --> 00:18:56,510
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I gotta say that to her, Sarah.</font>

528
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You don’t even know
what you just did.</font>

529
00:18:58,081 --> 00:19:00,642
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSpoon don’t be having
information like this.</font>

530
00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:02,444
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I gotta give you this credit.</font>

531
00:19:02,444 --> 00:19:03,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- There you go, there you go.</font>

532
00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:06,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYeah, there’s a bunch
of good recipes online.</font>

533
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ma give her this gumbo,</font>

534
00:19:07,916 --> 00:19:09,675
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I ain’t pulling out
\h\h\h\h\h\h\htonight.</font>

535
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:10,774
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I ain’t pulling out tonight.</font>

536
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m laying some pipe
\h\hwith this gumbo.</font>

537
00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:14,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughs]</font>

538
00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:14,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nice, nice.</font>

539
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:16,279
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- And let me tell you
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hsomething.</i></font>

540
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Me and her be doing it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Uh-huh.</font>

541
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She queefed so loud
\h\h\h\h\hlast night,</font>

542
00:19:19,982 --> 00:19:22,510
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}she woke up the house.</font>

543
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:23,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my gosh.</font>

544
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [blows raspberry]</font>

545
00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:27,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow, well, yeah, baby,</font>

546
00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:29,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you should definitely make her
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsome gumbo.</font>

547
00:19:29,741 --> 00:19:30,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She can’t handle all of me.</font>

548
00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:32,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She can’t take all of me
’cause I’m well-endowed.</font>

549
00:19:32,741 --> 00:19:35,807
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI’m flaccid,
but I’m well-endowed.</font>

550
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow.
\hWow.</font>

551
00:19:37,982 --> 00:19:40,444
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You know what, Sarah,
\h\hyou turning me on</font>

552
00:19:40,444 --> 00:19:41,312
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with your voice, girl.</font>

553
00:19:41,312 --> 00:19:44,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I might even get on a plane
\h\h\hto come on down there</font>

554
00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:46,675
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}to New Orleans and see you,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwoman.</font>

555
00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:47,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Thank you.</font>

556
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, I have to get going,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdarling.</font>

557
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I got--I gotta take this call.
\h\h\hIt’s another reservation.</font>

558
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,807
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sarah, Sarah, listen to me,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlook, look.</font>

559
00:19:55,807 --> 00:19:56,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[smooches]</font>

560
00:19:56,949 --> 00:19:57,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You know what that was?</font>

561
00:19:57,949 --> 00:20:00,345
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yep, I know exactly
\h\h\hwhat that was.</font>

562
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:03,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [laughs]
Me and you, it’s coming.</font>

563
00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:03,675
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m coming.</font>

564
00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:05,576
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, well, hon,
good luck to you, hon.</font>

565
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:08,345
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You don’t wanna get off
\h\h\hthis phone with me.</font>

566
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I gotta take another--I take</font>

567
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,510
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hall the incoming
reservation calls,</font>

568
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m missing one right now.</font>

569
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:16,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- When I see you me, you’re
\hgonna flip with our eyes.</font>

570
00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:18,444
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay, all right.</font>

571
00:20:18,444 --> 00:20:21,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sarah, you making me wet.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckles]</font>

572
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, jeez.</font>

573
00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:24,609
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You getting me moist, girl.</font>

574
00:20:24,609 --> 00:20:26,279
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\h- Okay, baby,
I’m gonna go now.</i></font>

575
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:27,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Then go.
You don’t wanna go.</font>

576
00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:28,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my gosh.</font>

577
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,982
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- You don’t wanna go.
- I gotta go, baby, all right?</font>

578
00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:32,840
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hGood luck to you.
I’m gonna hang up now.</font>

579
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I gotta take this other call.</font>

580
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,378
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- "But I gotta go, baby."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughs]</font>

581
00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:38,609
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Sound like me in high school.</font>

582
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:39,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

583
00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:41,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}All right, well, good luck,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdarling.</font>

584
00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:42,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ll talk to you later.</font>

585
00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:43,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You ever had your toes
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsucked?</font>

586
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,312
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[line clicks]</i></font>

587
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,345
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m a freak, baby.
\h\h\hI’m a freak.</font>

588
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,378
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}All right, ma.</font>

589
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:50,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I like that.
\h\h[laughs]</font>

590
00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:55,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[upbeat music]</i></font>

591
00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:17,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Look at that.</i></font>

592
00:21:18,997 --> 00:21:22,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- [singing]
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hMTV</i></font>