1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:03,370 [touch tones beeping] 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:04,071 [line trills] 3 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,525 {\an7}[phones ringing] 4 00:00:06,525 --> 00:00:09,360 {\an7}[upbeat music] 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,294 {\an7}[children singing] Come one, come all 6 00:00:11,294 --> 00:00:12,657 {\an7}’Cause we’re having a ball 7 00:00:12,657 --> 00:00:16,964 {\an7}\h\h\hWe’re just making some calls to strangers 8 00:00:16,964 --> 00:00:18,228 {\an7}We’re back on the cell 9 00:00:18,228 --> 00:00:20,096 {\an7}And the world’s \h\hgone to hell 10 00:00:20,096 --> 00:00:22,162 {\an7}But you’re gonna \h\h\hfeel swell 11 00:00:22,162 --> 00:00:24,723 {\an7}When they pick up 12 00:00:24,723 --> 00:00:27,393 {\an7}From New York to Alabammer 13 00:00:27,393 --> 00:00:30,855 {\an7}\h\h\hThey’ll probably wanna throw our ass in the slammer 14 00:00:30,855 --> 00:00:32,789 {\an7}’Cause we’re disturbing others 15 00:00:32,789 --> 00:00:34,129 {\an7}Maybe even your mother 16 00:00:34,129 --> 00:00:37,228 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hWon’t you join the Crank Yankers tonight? 17 00:00:41,925 --> 00:00:45,595 [line trills] 18 00:00:45,662 --> 00:00:47,564 - Good afternoon [bleep] Bakery. 19 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,533 - Hi, hi. So I was wondering 20 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,203 do you guys have gingerbread cookies, correct? 21 00:00:53,269 --> 00:00:54,704 - We sure do, yes, ma'am. 22 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:57,907 - Um, do you have gingerbread man cookies 23 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,676 and gingerbread girl cookies? 24 00:00:59,742 --> 00:01:02,378 - No, just gingerbread-- well, we do gingerbread, 25 00:01:02,445 --> 00:01:04,747 and they've got the raisins for the buttons and the eyes. 26 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,216 - Mm-hmm. - So we have the-- 27 00:01:06,282 --> 00:01:07,350 Yeah, they're just-- 28 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:08,618 and they're made out of gingerbread. 29 00:01:08,685 --> 00:01:11,221 - Can you make girl gingerbread cookies? 30 00:01:11,287 --> 00:01:12,655 - Uh, not at this time. 31 00:01:12,722 --> 00:01:14,724 We're just making those for right now. We just-- 32 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:16,893 - Oh, okay, 'cause I'm having a get-together 33 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,063 and, I'm--you know, I have some friends. 34 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:22,699 And what I was trying to do was make cookies 35 00:01:22,765 --> 00:01:26,903 that represent us women's, you know, uh, 36 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,404 'cause we're pretty curvy. 37 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:30,540 And, uh, I saw that you guys are a bakery 38 00:01:30,607 --> 00:01:32,008 and y'all got pretty-- 39 00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:33,910 they're pretty skinny-looking cookies, 40 00:01:33,977 --> 00:01:36,045 and they look nonbinary. 41 00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:38,781 Are those nonbinary cookies? 42 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,250 - Yeah, they're like-- so they've got-- 43 00:01:40,316 --> 00:01:42,385 So I don't think you could, you know, differentiate 44 00:01:42,452 --> 00:01:44,454 because they've got the raisins in them, 45 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,922 you know, the raisins for the buttons. 46 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:48,124 - Right, they all kinda look like skinny-- 47 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,492 skinny bitches to me. 48 00:01:49,559 --> 00:01:51,795 - They do? - I'm seeing online. 49 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,096 They look kind of skinny. 50 00:01:53,163 --> 00:01:54,264 The cookies look kind of-- 51 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,166 and me and my friends, we're thick. 52 00:01:56,232 --> 00:01:59,035 - You mean skinny as in thin, like the thin, thin? 53 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,170 - I'm saying the shape. 54 00:02:00,236 --> 00:02:01,938 The shape of the cookie, you know, 55 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,606 like, can we get-- - Oh! 56 00:02:03,673 --> 00:02:04,941 So I was wondering if I could get 57 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,545 like a special order of the cookie 58 00:02:08,611 --> 00:02:11,414 that's more, you know, curvaceous. 59 00:02:11,481 --> 00:02:13,249 - No, like, so that's the only way-- 60 00:02:13,316 --> 00:02:16,219 that's the only way we make 'em 'cause we have a cookie cutter. 61 00:02:16,286 --> 00:02:19,322 - Okay, but could we, like, just add a little something 62 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,458 extra to give him more curves, more hip? 63 00:02:21,524 --> 00:02:23,059 - Yeah, that's-- no, like I said, 64 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,961 that's my cookie cutter. That's the only one I have. 65 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,130 - And most bakers would consider themself-- 66 00:02:27,197 --> 00:02:28,431 do you consider yourself a artist? 67 00:02:28,498 --> 00:02:30,800 - We have a decorator. She's wonderful. 68 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:33,336 She can, you know--she can draw and do all that, but-- 69 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,605 - Is she there, 'cause maybe we can talk about 70 00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:38,074 adding some curves to this-- to this gingerbread cookie? 71 00:02:38,141 --> 00:02:40,310 - Yeah, no, like I said, it's not that. 72 00:02:40,376 --> 00:02:41,311 It's the cookie cutter. 73 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:43,179 It's got nothing to do with that. 74 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,781 - Oh, so y'all not-- 75 00:02:44,848 --> 00:02:46,449 y'all not into, like, making things 76 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:49,018 that represent your community? 77 00:02:49,018 --> 00:02:50,353 - Yeah, right. Well, it's just like-- 78 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,288 so we just--I mean, it's just the cookie cutter. 79 00:02:52,355 --> 00:02:54,324 I mean, if I had a different kind of cookie cutter, 80 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:55,725 maybe I could go from there, but-- 81 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:58,027 - Now--now, this is like society. 82 00:02:58,061 --> 00:03:01,297 This is like systemic racism all--just in your bakery. 83 00:03:01,364 --> 00:03:04,267 - Oh, no! Not at all. It's the cookie cutter. 84 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:05,835 It's the-- - One cookie cutter, 85 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:07,203 do you think that's good enough 86 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,105 for all the people that live in this community? 87 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:12,308 - Yeah, we've had that cookie cutter for 48 years. 88 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:15,645 - Yeah, well, we've had systemic racism for over 200. 89 00:03:15,712 --> 00:03:18,915 I'm just saying. It's time for change. 90 00:03:19,048 --> 00:03:20,750 - Well, I'll just say maybe next time I'm out and about, 91 00:03:20,817 --> 00:03:22,852 I need to look and see what's out there, you know. 92 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,054 In fact, the smiley faces, they're round. 93 00:03:25,054 --> 00:03:26,890 We've made those for 48 years, 94 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:29,159 you know, nothing racism or personal. 95 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:30,627 - But everybody not smiling. 96 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:33,530 Where's the sad face? Where's the indifferent face? 97 00:03:33,596 --> 00:03:35,565 - Well, we made sad faces one time. 98 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,201 We got all kinds of flack. We don't do that anymore. 99 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:39,803 - No more sad faces? 100 00:03:39,869 --> 00:03:42,005 - Yeah, no, we got in big trouble. 101 00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:43,406 We won't do that again. 102 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,342 - Well, there's a lot of curvy women out here, okay. 103 00:03:46,409 --> 00:03:48,077 - Oh, I know. You're right. - There's a lot, 104 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,546 especially after this pandemic, 105 00:03:49,612 --> 00:03:52,348 a lot of us have put on-- we are fluffy. 106 00:03:52,415 --> 00:03:56,553 And we would love to have a cookie that represents us. 107 00:03:56,619 --> 00:03:58,388 - If you can find me a cookie cutter like that, 108 00:03:58,454 --> 00:04:00,557 please bring it in, and I'll look at it, you bet. 109 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:03,193 - If I bring you a curvy cookie cutter, 110 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:05,862 you will make me some curvy gingerbread cookies? 111 00:04:05,929 --> 00:04:08,164 - If you'll find me a curvy cookie cutter, bring it in, 112 00:04:08,231 --> 00:04:10,033 and we'll go from there, you bet. 113 00:04:10,099 --> 00:04:11,401 - Okay, 'cause I'm gonna put some-- 114 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,603 I want booties on them, you know what I'm saying? 115 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:17,040 Like, some hips, some ginger booty cookies. 116 00:04:17,106 --> 00:04:19,943 And, like, after we have this, you know, curvy girl party, 117 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:23,146 we gonna have a naughty girl party. 118 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:24,881 And we looking to get some dicks. 119 00:04:24,948 --> 00:04:26,182 Some cookie dicks, 120 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:27,884 like gingerbread dicks and things like that 121 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:31,321 'cause we gonna be selling dildos, and whatnot, vibrators, 122 00:04:31,387 --> 00:04:32,322 lingerie, things like that. 123 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:33,590 So the snacks, 124 00:04:33,656 --> 00:04:36,059 I want all the sweets to be shaped like, 125 00:04:36,059 --> 00:04:38,461 you know, men's body parts and penises 126 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,729 and stuff like that. - Right. 127 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:41,331 Yeah, we can--like, we can make a cake. 128 00:04:41,397 --> 00:04:44,267 She can make a cake, you know, that we call the "bikini cake" 129 00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:47,103 but without the bikini, and we can-- 130 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:50,039 - Put a penis on it? - Yeah. 131 00:04:50,106 --> 00:04:52,475 - Now, do you make gingerbread cakes? 132 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,011 - No, we just make gingerbread cookies. 133 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,614 - Do you do red velvet? 'Cause then if we did a red-- 134 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,783 - No. - You don't do red velvet cake? 135 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,286 - No, I gotta go. I gotta go back to work, 136 00:05:03,353 --> 00:05:05,021 but let me know if you find that cookie cutter. 137 00:05:05,088 --> 00:05:06,422 - Okay, thank you, neighbor. 138 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:08,925 - All right, bye-bye. 139 00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:11,127 - [laughs] 140 00:05:11,194 --> 00:05:14,130 [upbeat music] 141 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:18,067 ♪ ♪ 142 00:05:18,134 --> 00:05:20,036 [line trills] 143 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:22,338 - [bleep]. 144 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,308 - Hi, I'm calling about my client 145 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:28,211 and I wanted to set something up 146 00:05:28,278 --> 00:05:31,314 where she could come in and do a little bit of shopping. 147 00:05:31,381 --> 00:05:34,317 - Ooh, I like how that sounds. - Yes. 148 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:37,787 - Um, okay. So, well, what's her name? 149 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:41,157 - Her name is Ivanka - Okay. 150 00:05:41,224 --> 00:05:43,626 - And she's been through a lot this year, 151 00:05:43,693 --> 00:05:46,129 as I'm sure you know. 152 00:05:46,196 --> 00:05:48,631 Um, she wants to shop it out, you know. 153 00:05:48,698 --> 00:05:50,533 She just wants to shop through it. 154 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,001 - So I'll just put you on the phone 155 00:05:52,035 --> 00:05:54,037 with my manager, Richie, and then you could go over... 156 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,472 - Oh, great, Richie. - A few things that you would-- 157 00:05:55,538 --> 00:05:57,674 Yes, Richie. Okay, wonderful. 158 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,108 - Hello. 159 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:01,578 - Hi, Richie, we're just working through some details, 160 00:06:01,644 --> 00:06:06,049 and, um, thought it wise to get you on the line. 161 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,684 - Okay, what is this regarding? 162 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:11,154 - My client, um, Ivanka Trump, 163 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:13,156 uh, wants to come in and do some shopping, 164 00:06:13,223 --> 00:06:15,492 and I just wanted to go through some things 165 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:18,862 and make sure everything is hunky-dory. 166 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:21,498 - Okay. So what does that entail? 167 00:06:21,564 --> 00:06:23,700 - Well, I--first of all, I just wanna make sure 168 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:26,169 that this is a private conversation, 169 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:29,672 and it will be kept discreet. 170 00:06:29,739 --> 00:06:30,940 - Okay. 171 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,742 - So she just wants to do some shopping 172 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,512 and, um, she's kind of American royalty. 173 00:06:35,578 --> 00:06:39,382 So, um, we just wanna make sure she's treated as such. 174 00:06:39,449 --> 00:06:42,552 - Yeah, so just let me know a date, um, 175 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:45,255 and I'll make sure whoever is here is aware of that. 176 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,489 - Yes. 177 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:50,226 Now, if you could, you and your staff, 178 00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:52,162 whomever is there it would be so great 179 00:06:52,228 --> 00:06:55,498 if you could just pretend her father won the election. 180 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:59,002 And, um, maybe even if you make mention of it, like, 181 00:06:59,035 --> 00:07:02,472 "Hey, congrats to your dad on wining so easily." 182 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:04,073 - I'm sorry. 183 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,876 - Jared will be with her as well, her husband. 184 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,078 So if there's a quiet corner 185 00:07:09,145 --> 00:07:12,048 with soft items where he can sit, 186 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:14,217 because he sometimes gets "overwhelmed" 187 00:07:14,284 --> 00:07:18,188 if you could just set up like a little nest for him. 188 00:07:18,254 --> 00:07:20,523 - He is saying that we pretend 189 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:22,459 that her father won the election. 190 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,628 [laughter] 191 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:30,033 - That would be good. [laughter] 192 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,334 She's-- [laughs] 193 00:07:31,401 --> 00:07:33,303 - I know. I get it. I understand. 194 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,605 That this is funny, but it's not funny to her. 195 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:38,141 It's, you know, it's her family, her life. 196 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,509 - I'm sorry. 197 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:41,110 I can't pretend that her father won the election. 198 00:07:41,177 --> 00:07:43,179 - Well... - And we have couches 199 00:07:43,246 --> 00:07:44,814 if Jared would like to come in and sit. 200 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,083 - Can we avoid-- - But I also have a call now. 201 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,418 So I can't--I can, you know, 202 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:50,053 she's free to come in whenever, 203 00:07:50,119 --> 00:07:51,888 um... - Yes. 204 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:55,058 - But I have another call to jump on now, so-- 205 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:56,759 - Wait a minute, I'm calling you 206 00:07:56,826 --> 00:07:59,195 about the First Daughter of the United States, 207 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:01,364 who prefers to be called First Lady by the way. 208 00:08:01,431 --> 00:08:03,600 So just say that when she comes in. 209 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:05,668 And you're saying-- [line clicks] 210 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,770 She's never gonna be able to shop again. 211 00:08:07,837 --> 00:08:09,606 This is fantastic. 212 00:08:09,672 --> 00:08:12,809 [lively classical music] 213 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:14,277 - [burps] 214 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:19,015 - Now, it is a indoor pool. It's a--technically-- 215 00:08:19,048 --> 00:08:20,650 Some people would say it's more of a tub, 216 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,019 but, you know, there's a rubber ducky. 217 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:24,854 There is room for a floaty. 218 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,090 And I think there's room for you. 219 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:29,325 Float above that bullshit together. 220 00:08:29,392 --> 00:08:31,427 - Perfect. We'll see you then. 221 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:33,913 [upbeat music] 222 00:08:33,979 --> 00:08:35,981 - [laughs] 223 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,250 [line trills] 224 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:39,985 ♪ ♪ 225 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,454 - Thank you for calling [bleep]. 226 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,822 This is Betty. 227 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:46,058 - Hey, Betty, this is Ron. How are you doing today? 228 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,426 - Good. How are you? 229 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:50,096 - Oh, I'm--ugh. I--you know how-- 230 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,164 I'm okay, Betty. I'm doing okay. 231 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,833 - Good. [laughs] - You know how this-- 232 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:55,968 the year's been what it is, 233 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,237 and I'm trying to set up my new year 234 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,939 and buy some new pool items, 235 00:09:00,005 --> 00:09:01,640 some new inflatable items and forget 236 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,143 all about this bullshit going on in the world, 237 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,245 you know what I'm talking about. - Yeah, no, I agree. 238 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:10,416 - So I was just calling to see what type of new floaties, 239 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,118 new inflatables you got, 240 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:15,421 'cause I'm trying to float above that bullshit. 241 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,623 - I have the-- I do have limited stock. 242 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,658 My valley does have a lot more. 243 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,793 - Mm-hmm. - Um... 244 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,929 However, I do have like, a stingray, 245 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,064 - I like that. 246 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,433 - A white swan, things like that. 247 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,802 - Do you have one that look like little people, 248 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,003 where it could be like I was-- 249 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,172 like pretend one's like my boss 250 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:37,309 and I'm like I'm floating above my boss' bullshit, you know. 251 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:40,346 - Got you. Um, not people. 252 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,815 I think animals are gonna be what we carry, 253 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,317 and then we have pool toys. 254 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,319 We have inflatable beer pong tables. 255 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,022 We also have, like a golfing... 256 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,191 - Nah, see, golf makes me-- that stress me out. 257 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,461 My golf game is bullshit, so that would stress me out. 258 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,296 - Yeah, you stand on the outside of the pool 259 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,398 and you have a floaty in the water. 260 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:03,235 - Oh, and then everything, like, just floats away. 261 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,938 - And then we have a floor-- floatable cooler as well 262 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,941 if you just want a floaty or anything. 263 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,210 - No, I know that foldable cooler out there. 264 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,778 I could just stay there all day. 265 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,213 - Mm-hmm. 266 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,950 - To me, 2020 feels like a whole limp dick pool noodle 267 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,819 and I'm trying to get everything out here, 268 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,555 flush this water down, and start anew. 269 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,190 - Agree. 270 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,958 - I though you would. I knew you would. 271 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,626 I could tell from the tone in your voice 272 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,962 that you don't deal with this bullshit. 273 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,498 Now my boss are giving me these bull shit texts right now 274 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,233 trying to get me to go to work, and I'm like, "You know 275 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,268 I'm looking for pool floaties right now. 276 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,603 - Mm-hmm. 277 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,772 - Ugh, I'm just so happy I got this pool, 278 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,240 but I want it to be bigger. 279 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,076 Sometimes I feel like six feet just ain't deep enough 280 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,079 for all this bullshit we going through in the world today. 281 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,781 - Mm-hmm. 282 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,784 - Well, I'm gonna definitely buy a floaty from you guys, 283 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,185 even if you don't have it. 284 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:56,022 I mean, we can work on the variety later, 285 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,624 and then I'll buy the floaty. 286 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:01,427 Um, and you guys-- you guys deliver it, right? 287 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,362 And then, I can-- 288 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,131 you can come over and swim with me. 289 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,933 - [laughs] Yeah, we don't necessarily deliver it 290 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,937 unless there's, like, a $250, like, order for-- 291 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,939 - Oh, that's not a thing! 292 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,174 If that's what it costs 293 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,010 to get you to come over and swim with me, 294 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,946 I'll spend the $250. 295 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:24,083 'Cause I ain't worried about that bullshit. 296 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,352 Be fun. - Perfect. 297 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,387 - And then we can get that cooler filled up, 298 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,290 laid back and just both talk about that bullshit, 299 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,892 float--float away. 300 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,794 Float away from our bosses, 301 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:38,064 our loved ones, our ex-wives, and husbands. 302 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,299 - Perfect, we'll see you then. 303 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,135 - Absolutely, absolutely. 304 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:46,439 Now, it is a indoor pool. It's technically-- 305 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,140 Some people would say it's more of a tub, 306 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,609 but, you know, there's a rubber ducky. 307 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:52,611 There is room for a floaty, 308 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,613 and I think there's room for you. 309 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,783 Float above that bullshit together. 310 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,418 - Perfect. 311 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,787 - All right, new best friend, we gonna have that tub time. 312 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:02,788 I can't wait. 313 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,690 - Perfect. 314 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,926 - Okay, you said "perfect," but you said it in a way 315 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,495 that was like you was not really thinking about it. 316 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,930 But you'll see-- 317 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,932 - Awesome, see you later. - It's gonna be fun. 318 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,134 You don't think you gonna want to, but you are. 319 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,235 - Bye-bye. 320 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,270 - Gotta go wash my little ducky. 321 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,139 Oh, that's what I call my penis. 322 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,140 [line clicks] 323 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,943 [upbeat music] 324 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,412 We're gonna have a new friend come over. 325 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,147 ♪ ♪ 326 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,682 - Thin mint? 327 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,084 Ma'am, I got thighs, okay. 328 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,319 - I'm sorry? 329 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,521 - I have thighs, real thick sexy thighs, 330 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,623 and I didn't appreciate the thin mint. 331 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,158 [laughter] A-are--oh, 332 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,960 are people laughing at me in the background? 333 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,496 - No, ma'am, 'cause you're the only one I'm talking to. 334 00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:46,193 {\an7}- Yep, let’s do it. 335 00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:48,292 {\an7}[line trills] 336 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,226 {\an7}♪ ♪ 337 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:53,127 {\an7}\h\h\h- [bleep] market. This is Linda speaking. 338 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:55,226 {\an7}- Hi, my name is Sasha. 339 00:12:55,226 --> 00:12:56,929 {\an7}- Yes. How can we help you? 340 00:12:56,929 --> 00:12:59,688 {\an7}- I was honestly calling \h\hto make a complaint. 341 00:12:59,688 --> 00:13:00,721 {\an7}Is that--are you the person 342 00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:02,358 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hthat I can make the complaint to? 343 00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:07,523 {\an7}- So the DM is gone for the day, but I’m assistant manager. 344 00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:09,028 {\an7}- Fantastic. What’s your name? 345 00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:11,886 {\an7}\h\h- I’m Linda. - Hi, Miss Linda. 346 00:13:11,886 --> 00:13:13,292 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi. - Um, basically, 347 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,325 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou have people outside of your grocery store. 348 00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:18,028 {\an7}It was this group of little girls. 349 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:19,995 {\an7}They are outside of your store, 350 00:13:19,995 --> 00:13:22,259 {\an7}and they got these \h\hbox of cookies 351 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,424 {\an7}and they dressed in uniforms 352 00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:25,160 {\an7}\h\hlike they’re in some type of cult. 353 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,523 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay, well, we haven’t had Girl Scouts 354 00:13:28,523 --> 00:13:30,721 {\an7}\hselling cookies since last year. 355 00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:33,193 {\an7}\h\h- I mean, are you guys out there monitoring the situation 356 00:13:33,193 --> 00:13:36,589 {\an7}because this is the reason why sometimes I feel uncomfortable 357 00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:38,226 {\an7}coming into your grocery store. 358 00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,962 {\an7}- The only time that we have \h\h\h\h\h\hanything outside 359 00:13:40,962 --> 00:13:44,127 {\an7}is for a church, like a bake sale. 360 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:47,457 {\an7}- They said the money go where \hthey could do fun activities. 361 00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:50,688 {\an7}Kids don’t need to be doing fun activities. 362 00:13:50,688 --> 00:13:51,490 {\an7}- Um... 363 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:53,292 {\an7}- Look like they were doing \h\h\h\h\h\h\hconstruction, 364 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:56,523 {\an7}talking about, "Oh, you gonna \h\h\h\h\hlike this, ma’am." 365 00:13:56,523 --> 00:13:58,358 {\an7}Oh, you gonna like this." 366 00:13:58,358 --> 00:14:00,787 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Let me-- can I take your phone number 367 00:14:00,787 --> 00:14:02,259 {\an7}and then I can give it-- 368 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,490 {\an7}’cause I’m not sure if the-- 369 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:08,259 {\an7}the ladies, if the name of them \h\h\h\hladies who’s out there. 370 00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:11,556 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my--ma’am, they called me "thin mint," 371 00:14:11,556 --> 00:14:12,589 {\an7}and I didn’t appreciate that. 372 00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:15,094 {\an7}\hLook, I can handle those bitches, okay. 373 00:14:15,094 --> 00:14:16,754 {\an7}Like, it was a insult. 374 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:17,962 {\an7}Thin mint? 375 00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:20,490 {\an7}Ma’am, I got thighs, okay. 376 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:21,193 {\an7}- I’m sorry? 377 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,424 {\an7}\h\h\h- I have thighs, real thick sexy thighs, 378 00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:26,061 {\an7}and I didn’t appreciate \h\h\h\hthe thin mint. 379 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:26,754 {\an7}[laughter] 380 00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:29,424 {\an7}-Are--oh, are people laughing \h\hat me in the background? 381 00:14:29,424 --> 00:14:30,094 {\an7}- No, ma’am, 382 00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:31,391 {\an7}’cause you’re the only one \h\h\h\h\h\hI’m talking to. 383 00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:33,962 {\an7}- I’m telling you right now. They were like, "Hey, Samoa." 384 00:14:33,962 --> 00:14:35,787 {\an7}I’m not even from Samoa. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know-- 385 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,721 {\an7}Do you know how that sounds, \h\h\hhow racist and hurtful 386 00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:40,995 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hthat can be to a person like me? 387 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:42,556 {\an7}- I do apologize-- 388 00:14:42,556 --> 00:14:48,061 {\an7}sorry that that’s, you know, \hum, has happened with you, 389 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,127 {\an7}but I was unaware of it. 390 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:50,622 {\an7}- Honestly, I think they work \h\h\h\h\h\hfor some old lady 391 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:52,655 {\an7}that take all they money, \hlike some type of pimp. 392 00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,754 {\an7}So maybe those kids \h\hare in trouble. 393 00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:55,589 {\an7}How about we fix that? 394 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:59,853 {\an7}- I know, and usually, there’s \han adult with them there too. 395 00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:03,325 {\an7}And the one young lady that sells the cookies 396 00:15:03,325 --> 00:15:04,094 {\an7}with her children. 397 00:15:04,094 --> 00:15:08,490 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI mean, she’s just as young-looking as the kids are. 398 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,929 {\an7}- She a cookie pimp! 399 00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,523 {\an7}That’s the one! 400 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:13,259 {\an7}That’s the lady! 401 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,193 {\an7}I’m telling you, that’s the one. 402 00:15:14,193 --> 00:15:16,160 {\an7}\h\hYou gotta go after her. I bought some, by the way. 403 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,962 {\an7}I’m just letting you know \h\h\hthat I bought some. 404 00:15:17,962 --> 00:15:18,886 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Uh-huh. - Matter of fact, 405 00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:22,226 {\an7}I’m about to try one right now. 406 00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:26,028 {\an7}Ooh, shit, this is-- 407 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:28,292 {\an7}Miss Linda, this is good. \h\h\hI ain’t gonna lie. 408 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:29,358 {\an7}It’s like crack. 409 00:15:29,358 --> 00:15:31,391 {\an7}It tastes like good crack. 410 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:32,094 {\an7}- Oh, really? 411 00:15:32,094 --> 00:15:33,622 {\an7}- The lady--the lady \hwith the two kids, 412 00:15:33,622 --> 00:15:34,688 {\an7}you got her number? 413 00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:37,391 {\an7}Because I-I-I need these \hlittle crack peddlers. 414 00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:38,292 {\an7}I need some more of these. 415 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,886 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I don’t-- I don’t know who she is. 416 00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:43,622 {\an7}- She the cookie pimp out there \h\hwrecking the neighborhood, 417 00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:46,490 {\an7}Miss Linda. - [laughs] 418 00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,259 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- So you know who I’m talking about. 419 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:49,622 {\an7}- I’m not--I’m not sure. 420 00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:51,929 {\an7}- Miss Linda, it-- \hI think it’s you. 421 00:15:51,929 --> 00:15:53,655 {\an7}\hI know you know what’s going on. 422 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:54,325 {\an7}It’s your store. 423 00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:55,886 {\an7}\h\h- I’m-- - I knew it! 424 00:15:55,886 --> 00:15:58,995 {\an7}I knew you was the cookie pimp, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMiss Linda. 425 00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:00,622 {\an7}- Right now, we’re really busy. 426 00:16:00,622 --> 00:16:01,721 {\an7}So I need to get off the phone 427 00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,589 {\an7}\h\h\hin order to be able to take of the customers. 428 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:07,754 {\an7}- Um, I will be in your store \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin about, uh, 429 00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:08,622 {\an7}12 minutes. 430 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,655 {\an7}I think this is very fishy. 431 00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:11,325 {\an7}- Thank you. 432 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:12,962 {\an7}- I’ma need those cookies, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthough, 433 00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:15,523 {\an7}like 500 boxes, thin mints. 434 00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:17,226 {\an7}- We don’t have the thin mints. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey’re-- 435 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,886 {\an7}- Meet me in the back alley, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMiss Linda. 436 00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:22,391 {\an7}- All right, bye-bye \h\h\h\h\h- Bye-bye. 437 00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:24,358 {\an7}[line clicks] 438 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,655 {\an7}Why do they stay on the phone? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughs] 439 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:29,820 {\an7}I would have been like, \h\h\h\h\h"Girl, bye." 440 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:34,721 {\an7}I just don’t have the patience. \h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s like--[laughs] 441 00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:36,292 {\an7}- Let me get a designer \h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor you. 442 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,655 {\an7}- The blinds should just be nipple-high 443 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:40,292 {\an7}\h\h\h’cause they’re gonna have to shell out if they wanna see 444 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,490 {\an7}any of this belly button, you know what I’m saying. 445 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:44,688 {\an7}I wanna maintain a little mystery. 446 00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:48,259 {\an7}- Okay, let me get a designer \h\h\hfor you, just a moment. 447 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:51,061 {\an7}♪ ♪ 448 00:16:52,602 --> 00:16:54,438 - [laughing] 449 00:16:54,504 --> 00:16:56,540 [line trills] 450 00:16:56,606 --> 00:16:59,943 - Good afternoon. [bleep]. This is Mary. 451 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:01,411 - Hi Mary, 452 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,946 I'm so glad you're there. 453 00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:07,951 I-I wanna get some Venetian blinds as soon as possible. 454 00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:10,620 I know you'd probably come out and measure it first, 455 00:17:10,687 --> 00:17:12,089 but it's a big job. 456 00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,257 I have like nine windows. 457 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,127 Um, a couple of them are 24x54, 458 00:17:17,194 --> 00:17:18,996 some are smaller, some are bigger. 459 00:17:19,062 --> 00:17:21,565 The thing is, I, uh-- my neigh-- 460 00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,367 I just need to figure something out 461 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,268 'cause I feel like all my neighbors 462 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,371 are snooping on me all the time. 463 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,774 Uh, and I just want to, you know, to have some privacy. 464 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,409 - Okay, well, you say 465 00:17:32,476 --> 00:17:34,311 when you want to get this taken care of really quickly. 466 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:36,113 - Here's the thing, the whole reason I'm getting them 467 00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:38,415 is I have gotten some complaints 468 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,917 'cause I'm--I'm nude a lot. 469 00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:44,287 I've been--but I wanna be respectful to my neighbors. 470 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,922 I don't do anything illegal. 471 00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:48,825 And I'm just a good single dude 472 00:17:48,892 --> 00:17:50,894 just doing my business. 473 00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:52,863 And, uh, we've got the nine windows there. 474 00:17:52,929 --> 00:17:55,632 So there's a lot-- a lot of angles to see me from. 475 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,868 So I gotta cover that up 476 00:17:57,934 --> 00:17:59,169 but not too much, you know. 477 00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:01,171 I'd like to have some silhouettes. 478 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:03,340 I don't want anybody to see pubes or nothing. 479 00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:07,210 - How quickly are you hoping to have the blinds installed? 480 00:18:07,277 --> 00:18:09,146 - Well, I--I should have done this earlier 481 00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:10,614 'cause it is a full moon tonight, 482 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,149 and I'm having friends over. 483 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,151 So, uh, you know, 484 00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:15,852 I wanna be showered with light. 485 00:18:15,919 --> 00:18:18,055 The sun bounces off my naked body, 486 00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:20,157 but I don't want Frank, my neighbor, 487 00:18:20,223 --> 00:18:21,458 to gawk, you know what I mean? 488 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,827 Like, take a picture, it lasts longer. 489 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,595 - Let me get a designer for-- 490 00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:27,364 - The blind should just be nipple-high, 491 00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:29,633 'cause they're gonna have to shell out if they wanna see 492 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,569 any of this belly button, you know what I'm saying. 493 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,171 I wanna maintain a little mystery. 494 00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:37,574 - Okay, let me get a designer for you, just a moment. 495 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,079 - [bleep]. 496 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:45,215 - Hey, uh, I'm calling about getting some Venetian blinds 497 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:47,050 installed, uh, 498 00:18:47,117 --> 00:18:48,785 but I need to do something 499 00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:51,888 'cause I feel like, uh, I'm putting on a free show here. 500 00:18:51,955 --> 00:18:55,392 My neighbors can see in, and, uh, I feel they're gawking 501 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,327 at me 24/7, you know, what I'm saying? 502 00:18:57,394 --> 00:19:00,330 - Sure. Um, what's your name, sir? 503 00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:03,066 - Brian. They call me Bri-dog. 504 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,035 I wanna maintain a little mystery, you know what I mean? 505 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,904 Like, people look in at me, 506 00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:10,874 and I've been nude since COVID 507 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,377 because, uh, I don't-- my pants don't fit. 508 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,446 And, uh-- - [laughs] 509 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,681 No, we can do that. 510 00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:19,049 We can definitely help your neighbors. 511 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,684 [laughs] 512 00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:22,119 - And then we gotta get rid of Frank. 513 00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:23,587 Frank-- 514 00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,555 Frank's looking--hey! 515 00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:27,991 Quit looking at me, Frank. 516 00:19:28,058 --> 00:19:29,893 I-I, uh-- 517 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,096 I'm a person. I have feelings. 518 00:19:33,163 --> 00:19:35,565 It's not a free show, Frank. 519 00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:38,001 - There you go. There you go. 520 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,270 - He seems to stare at me the most when I'm eating. 521 00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:41,405 He's so weird. 522 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,774 - I got you. [laughs] 523 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,043 - Curtains wouldn't work. 524 00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:47,944 I want the blinds 'cause I, uh, 525 00:19:48,011 --> 00:19:49,880 I like to give him a little taste, 526 00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:52,082 but also maintain a little bit of mystery. 527 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,784 Otherwise, come-- why come to the party? 528 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,052 You know what I'm saying? 529 00:19:55,118 --> 00:19:57,087 And, uh-- - Exactly. 530 00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,624 - In silhouette, I look exactly like an adolescent puffin, 531 00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:02,059 only with a dingaling. 532 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,627 But I don't think puffins have dingalings. 533 00:20:03,694 --> 00:20:06,129 I'm gonna look that up after I get off the phone with you. 534 00:20:06,196 --> 00:20:08,765 - Oh-- - If I buy blinds from you, 535 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,334 and my neighbors still complain, 536 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,338 um, how's the refund? Can I get a refund or? 537 00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:17,341 - Yeah, right. - Okay--no? 538 00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:20,243 - All right, I'm gonna have [bleep] to call you. 539 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,112 - Oh, it's gonna be great. 540 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,448 - All right, hey, thank-- I'm going into appointments-- 541 00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:26,350 - I don't have a computer. Can you look it up? 542 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,251 Do puffins have a penis? Hello? 543 00:20:28,318 --> 00:20:30,554 - [laughs] 544 00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:33,790 - What about if we installed a coin box outside my window 545 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,559 for anybody who does wanna watch? 546 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:39,062 - All right, man. Hey, we'll give you a call. 547 00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:40,564 [line clicks] 548 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,799 - [laughs] 549 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,901 He was awesome. 550 00:20:46,894 --> 00:20:49,596 [upbeat music] 551 00:20:49,663 --> 00:20:55,702 ♪ ♪ 552 00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,684 - Look at that. 553 00:21:12,653 --> 00:21:15,255 - [singing] MTV