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Come one, come all</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>’Cause we’re having a ball</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hWe’re just making
some calls to strangers</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>We’re back on the cell</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>And the world’s
</i>\h<i>\hgone to hell</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>But you’re gonna
</i>\h\h<i>\hfeel swell</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>When they pick up</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>From New York to Alabammer</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hThey’ll probably wanna
throw our ass in the slammer</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>’Cause we’re disturbing others</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Maybe even your mother</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hWon’t you join
the Crank Yankers tonight?</i></font>

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- I got my date right here.
Can you explain it to her?

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- [bleep]
Hello, this is Madeline.

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How can I help you?

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- Hi, Madeline.
This is Bobby Fletcher.

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- What's up?
How can I help you?

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- Yeah. I went swimming there
a few weeks back at your place.

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And the water was
really cold that day.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- And, I don't know
how to explain this

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without being inappropriate
but my penis,

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you know, got really small
and hasn't come back yet.

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- Mm-hmm.
- From the cold water

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from that day.

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I went to my doctor
and he's like--you know,

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he even tried and it just
won't come out again.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- So he's thinking maybe,
you know, call you guys to see

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if this has happened to
other men that have gone there.

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- No, I have never actually
received a caller inquiry

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about that before.

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And none of our patrons
have had that problem.

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- Really? Well, maybe
they didn't open up about it

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'cause it is
kind of embarrassing.

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But doctor said maybe
if you guys heat the water up,

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you know, maybe it'll pop
back out again if I go back.

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I don't know if I should
try that or. I'm not sure.

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- I mean, the water's always
kept at about 81 to 84 degrees,

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and it doesn't really fluctuate
outside of that range.

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- Well, the day I was there
was cold, I just know that.

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I mean, you know,
I usually have a problem

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with shrinkage in cold water,

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and it usually pops back.

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- I'm not entirely sure, like,
how to advice this situation

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just because we don't have
much manipulation

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of the pool temperature,
we leave how the water is.

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- Look, it's always small
but this is ridiculous.

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I got a date over, and I'm
supposed to go on a date.

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I don't know what to do.

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- As I said before we haven't
got any calls like that.

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- My date is right here.

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Jill, would you be able
to talk to her?

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'Cause I don't know what to do.
I'm panicking.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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- I'm on a date with this guy
and, like, he's telling me

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that his penis
is normally bigger.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- Is there--do you guys have,
like, video

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or something of before
when he came?

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- I mean, our pool has a camera
but there--

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- 'Cause I honestly I'm not
trying to date a liar again.

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Because this is, like,
the sixth time.

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- Yeah, I
completely understand.

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I'm sorry. I don't have
advice for the situation.

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I'm not fit to give advice
on this situation. So.

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- I get it. It's fine.
[trembling] Thanks.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to put you
in that situation,

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just wanted to talk to you.

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- That's fine.

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- What did you say to her?

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Did you say that
don't worry about it?

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- I just told her--
she just asked

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if there's, like, videos,
but like I said,

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there's nothing really
that we can go and do extra.

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The best thing for you

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is to continue to talk
to medical advisors

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and seek
a better medical opinion.

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- But you told her it's normal,
right,

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that I got a micro penis?
Did you tell her it was normal?

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- I'm sorry, sir, I can't.

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- No.
Well, I told you what happened.

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It happened at your place.

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I mean, it looks like
a popcorn shrimp.

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- Probably need to seek
medical advice

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instead of having to call our
facility about that because--

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- I already went to my doctor
and he said

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to call you guys back.
That's why I called you.

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- I'm not sure why he said
for you to call us

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because we're in no position

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to be able to give
any opinion on the case.

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- But your pool,
so it's your problem.

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- I mean, it's not my pool.

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I'm just an employee
at this facility.

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[pop]

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You're never gonna
believe this!

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It just popped back out.

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- Okay.
- Holy shit.

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I'm back, a full three inches.

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- Well, I have to go
rotate my coworkers. So.

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- I'll call you tomorrow.
I'll let you know what happens.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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She was good.
She hang in there.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- [bleep]
This is Nadia speaking.

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- Hi, Ms. Nadia.
My name is Shasta.

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I would like to order a coffee
pie with extra syrup, please.

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- I think you have
the wrong number.

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- No, no, no, no.
This is Pie Lattes, correct?

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- Yes.
- Okay, fantastic.

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I would like to order
the coffee pie

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with extra syrup,
the pie latte with--

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- I'm sorry. I think you have
the wrong number.

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- I don't have
the wrong number.

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I know what I Googled.
I know what I called.

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- I'm sorry. I don't understand
what's going on. Is this--

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- I want to order
a coffee pie syrup.

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Extra syrup please.
I want my pie latte.

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I would like my sugar
on the side.

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And I would like
a key lime pie, please.

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- Pilates is a fitness concept
invented by Joe Pilates.

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It's a fitness concept.
We're a workout studio.

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So I think you just might
the wrong business. I'm sorry.

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- That doesn't make no sense.

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That's like me telling you
that I work at a Baskin-Robbins

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and then say, "No, it's not
an ice cream place,

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it's a stationary bike place."

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That doesn't make sense.

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- All right, have a great day.

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- Hello?

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[phone ringing]

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- [bleep].
This is Nadia speaking.

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- Hey, Nadia.

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I just spoke with you.
I'm Shasta.

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And I--I--I've been Googling
this Joe Pilates guy

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that you was talking
to me about.

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And it looks like
he's really big on coffee.

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- Ma'am, I don't understand
what--

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- I am going off your website.

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It says Pie Lattes.

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- It doesn't.

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- I need pie and I need it
inside a pie latte.

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- What website are you on?

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What's the address
of the website that you're on?

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- I will call Joe myself.

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- Joe's dead.

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- Girl, Joe ain't dead.

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- Okay.

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I don't understand this joke.

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- You know what?
Here's the joke.

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You don't serve pie lattes.
That's the joke.

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You're wasting my time.
How about that?

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- You're calling me.

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So I think you're the one
wasting your own time.

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- You know what?
I'm gonna call corporate.

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- Well, there is no corporate.
I'm the manager.

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So I don't know who you think--

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- Baby, everybody
have a manager

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and also everybody have--
you know what?

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Do you laugh
at all your customers?

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- This is a small independently
owned business, sweetie.

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This is not a chain.

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- I get it. I'm going
to Starbucks, sweetie.

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How 'bout that?

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- We don't have
any food products here.

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We have water. That's all.

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- Then what the fuck
do you do? Hmm?

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- I sell a service,

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and you clearly don't know
that service is, which is fine.

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- Then please--you know what?

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You know what? I've been
searching for pie lattes.

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And now you're telling me
you don't have pie lattes

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when your place
clearly says pie lattes.

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Please, please, explain to me
what your service is. Please.

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- You may have misread
the website,

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and that's--
I completely understand.

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But it does say Pilates.
There's no E.

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So it's not pie.
That's okay.

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- Then the least you can do
is change the name

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of your business to Pilates
not what you think this is.

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- All right.
Well, you have a great evening.

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I need to get back to work.

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- Can I just get a turkey club?

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<i>[hangs up]</i>

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Nadia was a good sport.

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- My name is Mike Tyson.
I will stand outside

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of your shop
and bring customers in.

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- No, thank you.

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- Can you imagine
being knocked out

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inside of a flower shop
by Mike Tyson?

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- You cannot hit people
in the face

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when they walk out
of a flower shop.

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- But wouldn't it be funny?

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s try to punch
\h\h\hout publicity.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[phone line trilling]</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Good afternoon.
[bleep] Flowers.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Hi, good morning.
Good afternoon. How are you?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m doing well. How are you?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m doing wonderful,
\h\h\h\h\h\hsweetheart.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But I’m calling you</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto give you guys
a lifetime supply of customers.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}My name is Mike Tyson.
\hI will stand outside</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hof your shop
and bring customers in.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, thank you.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What do you mean,
\h\hno, thank you?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We’re good.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Why would you say that?
You don’t like me or something?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I personally can’t
\h\h\hmake the call.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}My boss has to make that call.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I-I really wanna explain
\h\h\h\h\hto you what I do.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I will stand outside
your establishment, right?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Mm-hmm.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And when the people--
\h\h\h\hwhen the people</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}come to buy their flowers,</font>

225
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hthey come in
they get their flowers.</font>

226
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAs soon as they walk out
I coldcock ’em, just punch them</font>

227
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hright in the face
and knock ’em clean out.</font>

228
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, that’s illegal.</font>

229
00:08:50,775 --> 00:08:52,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You can’t just punch people
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the face.</font>

230
00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,973
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That will make ’em
\h\hbuy more flowers.</font>

231
00:08:54,973 --> 00:08:55,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, it won’t.</font>

232
00:08:55,808 --> 00:08:57,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’ll make ’em go away
\h\hfrom our business.</font>

233
00:08:57,643 --> 00:09:01,006
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, no, no. Can you imagine
\h\h\h\h\h\hbeing knocked out</font>

234
00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:03,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in front of a flower shop
\h\h\h\h\hby Mike Tyson?</font>

235
00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:05,346
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThis is something
everybody looks forward to.</font>

236
00:09:05,346 --> 00:09:07,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay. So this is what
\hI’ll do for you then.</font>

237
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Okay? This is what I’ll do
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor you then.</font>

238
00:09:08,676 --> 00:09:11,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIf I can get your name
and number I will write it down</font>

239
00:09:11,478 --> 00:09:14,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I will pass it on to my
boss and I will let my boss</font>

240
00:09:14,313 --> 00:09:15,940
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}talk to you personally--
\h\h\h\h\h- You promise?</font>

241
00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:18,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She’s the one that makes
\h\h\h\hthe decisions here.</font>

242
00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:19,544
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I do not. I work under her.</font>

243
00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:22,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Listen, you can give this
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto your boss.</font>

244
00:09:22,610 --> 00:09:23,181
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Mm-hmm.</font>

245
00:09:23,181 --> 00:09:25,907
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can you just imagine somebody
\h\hcoming out of a flower shop</font>

246
00:09:25,907 --> 00:09:29,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and just getting their teeth
\hknocked out of their mouth?</font>

247
00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,247
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You cannot hit people
\h\h\h\h\h\hin the face</font>

248
00:09:31,247 --> 00:09:33,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}when they walk out
\hof a flower shop.</font>

249
00:09:33,643 --> 00:09:35,181
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- But wouldn’t it be funny?</font>

250
00:09:35,181 --> 00:09:36,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- This is Nicole
with [bleep] Flower Shop.</font>

251
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}My employee just told me
\h\h\h\h\hthat you called</font>

252
00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,973
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hwanting to do
some promotion for us.</font>

253
00:09:40,973 --> 00:09:43,346
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes.
I really think this promotion</font>

254
00:09:43,346 --> 00:09:46,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}will be spectacular
\h\hfor your shop.</font>

255
00:09:46,577 --> 00:09:48,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And how are you gonna deal</font>

256
00:09:48,643 --> 00:09:50,742
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hwith the lawsuits
and stuff like that?</font>

257
00:09:50,742 --> 00:09:55,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- That’ll be on the police
officers that try to stop me.</font>

258
00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:57,544
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, no, the lawsuits won’t
\h\hbe on the police officers.</font>

259
00:09:57,544 --> 00:10:00,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It will be fall on my business
\h\h\h\h\h\hunder my insurance.</font>

260
00:10:00,478 --> 00:10:02,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. I get sued all the time.</font>

261
00:10:02,610 --> 00:10:03,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay.</font>

262
00:10:03,214 --> 00:10:05,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWell, I mean, if you think
it’s something that we can do.</font>

263
00:10:05,478 --> 00:10:09,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hBut I mean, I can’t--I
would have to sign some papers</font>

264
00:10:09,115 --> 00:10:11,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}saying that this is all on you,</font>

265
00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,511
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that I am taking no part
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon this.</font>

266
00:10:13,511 --> 00:10:16,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- But you’re gonna sell ’em
\h\h\h\hthe flowers, right?</font>

267
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:16,973
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You sell ’em the flowers,</font>

268
00:10:16,973 --> 00:10:20,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand we hold
the competition worldwide.</font>

269
00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:21,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay. Well, may I ask</font>

270
00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:24,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hwhat other florist
you have in this competition?</font>

271
00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:28,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I only thought of you guys.
I heard you guys were the best.</font>

272
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:28,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay.</font>

273
00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:30,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m just getting
\hback into boxing,</font>

274
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:34,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and flowers are gonna be needed
\h\h\hfor all of my opponents.</font>

275
00:10:34,148 --> 00:10:35,544
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay. Well, I do understand.</font>

276
00:10:35,544 --> 00:10:36,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You gotta give me the nod.</font>

277
00:10:36,676 --> 00:10:39,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- If I give you anything that
makes me legally responsible.</font>

278
00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:40,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So I can’t give you anything.</font>

279
00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:44,006
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}However, if you choose to stand
\h\hout there, that is on you.</font>

280
00:10:44,006 --> 00:10:46,973
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Will you have posters up
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hinside</font>

281
00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:48,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}where the customers can see?</font>

282
00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:49,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. If you wanna do this</font>

283
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,940
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}it would all have to be outside
\h\hof the business not inside.</font>

284
00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Some of the customers
I can bite their ear off.</font>

285
00:10:55,577 --> 00:10:56,346
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay, yes, sir.</font>

286
00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:58,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Honestly, I don’t have time
\h\h\h\h\hfor this anymore.</font>

287
00:10:58,049 --> 00:11:00,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I am running two businesses
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand--</font>

288
00:11:00,082 --> 00:11:01,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay, how ’bout this.</font>

289
00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:06,181
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hOne bouquet of flowers
with every tooth I punch out.</font>

290
00:11:06,181 --> 00:11:08,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sir, I’m really being nice.</font>

291
00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I do not have time
for this right now.</font>

292
00:11:10,676 --> 00:11:13,544
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can I get a discount
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon roses?</font>

293
00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:16,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- A discount on roses?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, I--</font>

294
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:21,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I want, like, 27 dozen roses,
\h\h\h\h\hall different colors.</font>

295
00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:23,973
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- 27 dozen roses. Okay.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right.</font>

296
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:25,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, yeah,
we can definitely help you out.</font>

297
00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:27,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hBut like I said,
I am out of town for today.</font>

298
00:11:27,808 --> 00:11:29,940
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBut I really appreciate
you giving us a call and--</font>

299
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Listen, I want you
\h\hto do me a favor.</font>

300
00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:36,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI want you to watch me
on Pay-Per-View next week,</font>

301
00:11:36,313 --> 00:11:38,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}me against Hamster.</font>

302
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,006
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay, I sure will.</font>

303
00:11:39,006 --> 00:11:41,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a hamster named Craig.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes, sir.</font>

304
00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:44,181
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, good--I wish you the best
\h\h\hin the fight. All right.</font>

305
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I’m gonna punch
his little guts out.</font>

306
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:50,511
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[video game music]</i></font>

307
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:56,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I don’t have anything
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor you.</font>

308
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,445
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hDid you ever try
one of these dating apps?</font>

309
00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:00,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. Well, I was on
\h\hGonna Get You Some,</font>

310
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:03,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I did not get me any.</font>

311
00:12:03,115 --> 00:12:06,006
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI mean, I got me
a few venereal diseases,</font>

312
00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:10,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ll tell you that right now.
I’m on medicine and I’m fine.</font>

313
00:12:10,049 --> 00:12:11,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s not good.</font>

314
00:12:13,156 --> 00:12:14,324
- I'm 5'11.

315
00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:15,959
That's close
to model tall, honey.

316
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,128
In heels I'm a sky scraper.

317
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,129
You know what I'm saying?

318
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,164
<i>[phone line trilling]</i>

319
00:12:21,164 --> 00:12:22,899
- Yacht rentals.
Can I help you?

320
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,901
- Hi. My name's Angela.

321
00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:30,006
And I was calling about
Yacht rentals for this weekend.

322
00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:32,809
- Okay. How many people
do you have in mind, Angela?

323
00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:37,580
- Well, I'd like to get
on a yacht with about 20 guys.

324
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:41,317
- Without food it's $5,495.

325
00:12:41,317 --> 00:12:44,988
And with food it's $5,975.

326
00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:46,623
- Okay, I'm just gonna
shoot you straight

327
00:12:46,623 --> 00:12:48,525
because you're a girl
and you'll get it.

328
00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:50,827
Are there guys that have
rented yachts this weekend

329
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:54,497
because I would like
to ride on their yacht.

330
00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,499
I'd like to mete a man.

331
00:12:56,499 --> 00:13:00,570
- Okay.
We only do private events.

332
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:03,573
- Okay. But are there any guys
that you know?

333
00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:05,208
Any clients that you have

334
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:08,678
that are attractive
or that are tall?

335
00:13:08,678 --> 00:13:11,448
- No.
- Or that have big feet?

336
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,082
- No.

337
00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:18,188
- That you would recommend me
kind of hanging out on the dock

338
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:21,224
and, you know, seeing
if they invite me onboard.

339
00:13:21,224 --> 00:13:23,226
You know what I'm saying?

340
00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:24,994
- Yeah. I don't know.

341
00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:28,731
I don't think--no.
We don't do anything like that.

342
00:13:28,731 --> 00:13:32,469
- What about, like, a bulletin
board where I can post an ad

343
00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:34,370
or bring flyers
down to you that's like,

344
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,806
"Single girl looking for
a yacht guy,"

345
00:13:36,806 --> 00:13:39,976
You know, must be taller than
four feet." That's it.

346
00:13:39,976 --> 00:13:42,278
- I think you're talking
more of a public thing

347
00:13:42,278 --> 00:13:44,447
where people come on
two at a time,

348
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,749
you know, two,
four, six, a group.

349
00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:49,285
But ours is like--
not like that.

350
00:13:49,285 --> 00:13:52,088
- And I totally get that 'cause
honey, I've done booze cruise.

351
00:13:52,088 --> 00:13:55,692
I'm kinda booze cruising myself
in my pad right now.

352
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:58,194
[laughs]
Talk about Pinot!

353
00:13:58,194 --> 00:14:01,097
But I've totally done
the booze cruise life.

354
00:14:01,097 --> 00:14:02,699
I've done a year of that.

355
00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:04,534
And I just, you know,
the guys--

356
00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:06,603
- Yeah.
- They're losers.

357
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,771
You know,
they're just filthy losers.

358
00:14:08,771 --> 00:14:10,073
- I got you.

359
00:14:10,073 --> 00:14:11,474
- You know what I mean?
So I'm trying to--

360
00:14:11,474 --> 00:14:14,944
- I know. I do.
I don't know if I can help you

361
00:14:14,944 --> 00:14:17,247
with anything like that,
honestly.

362
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,615
That's what I'm saying.

363
00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:21,551
I don't think ours
is the right venue for that.

364
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,286
- I get it.
And I'm sure this is

365
00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:25,889
the answer
you have to give most people.

366
00:14:25,889 --> 00:14:27,891
And I didn't wanna lead
with this,

367
00:14:27,891 --> 00:14:29,459
but I'm gonna
throw it out there.

368
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:30,760
- All right.

369
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:36,866
- My cousin is Sebastian Bach
of Skid Row.

370
00:14:36,866 --> 00:14:38,735
Does that change
things for you?

371
00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:41,304
- I don't even know
who that is.

372
00:14:41,304 --> 00:14:44,240
- Oh, my God.
You don't like hair bands?

373
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,408
Girl.

374
00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:46,576
- No, I don't even.

375
00:14:46,576 --> 00:14:50,146
- Poison, Motley Crue,
Skid Row.

376
00:14:50,146 --> 00:14:52,282
- No, it doesn't mean
anything to me.

377
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,784
I don't even know
what you're talking about.

378
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,486
Is that a show?

379
00:14:56,486 --> 00:14:59,155
- No, it's a band, girl.

380
00:14:59,155 --> 00:15:00,657
- No. I don't know.

381
00:15:00,657 --> 00:15:02,191
- What about captains?

382
00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:05,161
Boat captains that are,
you know, if I can't get--

383
00:15:05,161 --> 00:15:07,630
- No. They're all yucky.

384
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,133
- Why? What are they having sex
on the boat with--

385
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,301
- I don't know.

386
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,037
They're just old
in the industry.

387
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,406
- Old? Oh, old in the industry?

388
00:15:16,406 --> 00:15:18,274
- I don't have
anything for you.

389
00:15:18,274 --> 00:15:21,511
Did you ever try
one of these dating apps?

390
00:15:21,511 --> 00:15:23,580
- Yeah. Well, I was on
Gonna Get You Some.

391
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,015
And I did not get me any.

392
00:15:26,015 --> 00:15:29,452
I mean, I got me
a few venereal diseases

393
00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:30,920
I'll tell you that right now.

394
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,622
I'm on medicine and I'm fine.

395
00:15:32,622 --> 00:15:33,957
- That's not good.

396
00:15:33,957 --> 00:15:35,758
- No, it's not.
Have you ever had one?

397
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:38,361
- The only way to get anything
on yachting right now

398
00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:39,629
is going to Florida.

399
00:15:39,629 --> 00:15:42,332
Right now yachting
in New York is not.

400
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,768
It's not the time,
it's not the thing.

401
00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:47,971
So unless you go to Florida.

402
00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:50,907
- Honey, I'm packing my bags
right now.

403
00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:52,208
What city in Florida?

404
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,644
Like, Key West or Orlando?
Are there--

405
00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:56,312
- No, no.
- Or the Disney cruises?

406
00:15:56,312 --> 00:15:59,182
- Go to, like, Palm Beach,
over there.

407
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:02,418
Palm Beach or Fort Lauderdale.
No, no, no.

408
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:06,022
Fort Lauderdale is the boating
capital of the United States.

409
00:16:06,022 --> 00:16:07,323
- Okay, do you wanna come?
What's up?

410
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:08,591
What are you doing
this weekend?

411
00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:11,928
- No. [laughs]
- What? Why not?

412
00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:14,263
- But thank you for calling,
I appreciate it. Bye.

413
00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:16,933
- You told--thank you.

414
00:16:18,401 --> 00:16:20,503
So sweet.

415
00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:25,341
- Nicole has a weird phobia
when it comes to butterflies.

416
00:16:25,341 --> 00:16:27,877
- We could have her at
the conservatory by herself.

417
00:16:27,877 --> 00:16:29,212
- Yes.

418
00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:30,647
- We do have people
that don't realize

419
00:16:30,647 --> 00:16:32,382
they have a phobia
until they get in there.

420
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,384
- Oh. And then what happens?

421
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,853
Do they go crazy
and go wild and stomp them?

422
00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:38,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Terrence Catheter.</font>

423
00:16:38,771 --> 00:16:41,540
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}C-A-T-H-E-T-E-R.</font>

424
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:44,474
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[phone line trilling]</i></font>

425
00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:47,342
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Butterfly [bleep].
\h\hThis is [bleep].</font>

426
00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:49,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi, [bleep].
This is Terrence Catheter.</font>

427
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:52,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m calling,
hopefully you can help me.</font>

428
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:58,276
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}My client Nicole Kidman
\h\h\h\h\his interested</font>

429
00:16:58,276 --> 00:17:03,441
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hin visiting your facility
to be among the butterflies.</font>

430
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:06,177
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, very nice.
\h\h\h- Yes, yes.</font>

431
00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:07,144
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So here’s the thing.</font>

432
00:17:07,144 --> 00:17:08,408
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Maybe you know this,
\h\h\h\hI don’t know,</font>

433
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:14,309
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but Nicole has a weird phobia
when it comes to butterflies.</font>

434
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,177
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She’s terrified of them.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey just--</font>

435
00:17:16,177 --> 00:17:18,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That happens. That happens.</font>

436
00:17:18,035 --> 00:17:21,507
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes. And so she wants
\hto conquer that fear</font>

437
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,309
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because that’s the way she is.</font>

438
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:29,177
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And so what she would love
\hto do is to be suspended</font>

439
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:29,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}by a harness</font>

440
00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:34,243
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}to fly amongst the butterflies
\h\h\h\hto be as one with them</font>

441
00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:38,276
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and perhaps put an end
\hto this silly phobia.</font>

442
00:17:38,276 --> 00:17:40,342
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Well, I don’t know
about being suspended.</font>

443
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:44,474
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’Cause we are--we would not
\hbe able to have anything</font>

444
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:46,573
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in the conservatory
that would do that.</font>

445
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:49,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But before we open
\h\hto the public,</font>

446
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:52,507
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I would definitely be able
to take her on a VIP tour.</font>

447
00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:53,078
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes.</font>

448
00:17:53,078 --> 00:17:54,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We could have her
in the conservatory</font>

449
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:58,309
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hby herself kinda gently
get through that phobia.</font>

450
00:17:58,309 --> 00:17:58,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes.</font>

451
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,342
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We do have people
that don’t realize</font>

452
00:18:00,342 --> 00:18:02,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hthey have a phobia
until they get in there.</font>

453
00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:04,111
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, and then what happens?</font>

454
00:18:04,111 --> 00:18:07,276
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hDo they go crazy
and go wild and stomp them?</font>

455
00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:08,573
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, not stomp ’em but--</font>

456
00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:11,507
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Is there something that
butterflies are attracted to</font>

457
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,540
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike a nectar
we could smear all over Nicole?</font>

458
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,111
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, I don’t know
if you wanna do that.</font>

459
00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:19,408
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}If she has a phobia, that’s not
\h\hexactly the best way to go.</font>

460
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:23,078
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What about a sweet flavored
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbody paint?</font>

461
00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:25,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You know,
we have flowers in there.</font>

462
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:25,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We have fruits.</font>

463
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAnd we have fruit bowls
that the butterflies are in.</font>

464
00:18:28,903 --> 00:18:31,177
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They have fruit bowls!</font>

465
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}See, her therapist has told her</font>

466
00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:36,144
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto cocoon
in preparation for this.</font>

467
00:18:36,144 --> 00:18:38,078
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So we’ve rolled her up
\h\h\h\h\hin a blanket,</font>

468
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:40,276
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and she’s just relaxing
\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.</font>

469
00:18:40,276 --> 00:18:41,177
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, absolutely.</font>

470
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:44,507
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What we wanna do is
\hwhen Nicole enters</font>

471
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:46,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in her wings resplendent
\h\h\h\h\has a butterfly,</font>

472
00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:50,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}we’d like everyone to just
treat her like a butterfly.</font>

473
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:52,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- We have about 50
or 60 different species.</font>

474
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,210
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSo she would definitely
be amongst the butterflies.</font>

475
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:58,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Then maybe if she loves them
\h\h\h\hwe can take some home.</font>

476
00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:02,210
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. Actually, the butterflies
that you see here are tropical.</font>

477
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:06,078
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So they come from Costa Rica,
\hMalaysia, Thailand, Africa.</font>

478
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The butterflies--Nicole.</font>

479
00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:10,573
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hNicole, the butterflies
speak all different languages.</font>

480
00:19:10,573 --> 00:19:11,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They’re from all
\hover the world.</font>

481
00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:15,342
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She just kinda moved a little.
\h\hShe’s still in her cocoon.</font>

482
00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:18,474
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But she--it seems like
\h\h\hshe was nodding.</font>

483
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:20,144
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, isn’t this so interesting.</font>

484
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:21,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Who would be afraid of such a--</font>

485
00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:23,078
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I always make fun of her,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m like,</font>

486
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:27,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h"These are the cutest
most elegant little bugs."</font>

487
00:19:27,738 --> 00:19:30,177
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAre they bugs?
Would they be considered bugs?</font>

488
00:19:30,177 --> 00:19:32,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- They are insects.
Yes, they are insects.</font>

489
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,540
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes, they are insects.</font>

490
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:38,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBut they are--they’re like
insects at a ball or something.</font>

491
00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:39,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So did you have a date
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin mind</font>

492
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hthat you were
wanting to--it sounds</font>

493
00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:43,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hlike you’re on
a tight timeline.</font>

494
00:19:43,035 --> 00:19:45,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, we’re just working
\h\hon our shoot schedule.</font>

495
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,408
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But coming in before or after</font>

496
00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:50,144
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}would definitely be something
\h\h\hwe’d be interested in.</font>

497
00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:53,243
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, one thing to keep
\h\h\hin mind butterflies</font>

498
00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:54,111
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}are solar powered.</font>

499
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:57,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSo when the sun goes down
they don’t fly, they sleep.</font>

500
00:19:57,672 --> 00:20:01,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What if we just clear
all the customers out?</font>

501
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:02,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We can’t do that, sir.</font>

502
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Could we blindfold everyone?</font>

503
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:08,078
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Is there any way
\hwe could just--</font>

504
00:20:08,078 --> 00:20:09,441
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. No.</font>

505
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She’s metamorphosizing
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.</font>

506
00:20:11,705 --> 00:20:13,276
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, it’s glorious.</font>

507
00:20:13,276 --> 00:20:15,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s glorious.
She’s emerging from her cocoon.</font>

508
00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:19,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So when you--yeah, when you
decide on a date or if you--</font>

509
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:20,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nicole’s been through a lot,</font>

510
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:24,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hand she just needs to get
this one out of her, you know.</font>

511
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:25,474
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Not a problem. Yeah.</font>

512
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd you said
your name was Terrence?</font>

513
00:20:27,639 --> 00:20:28,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Terrence Catheter.</font>

514
00:20:28,804 --> 00:20:31,573
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hLike the tube
you put in your urethra.</font>

515
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,243
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes. Okay.
\h\h\h- Yes.</font>

516
00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:34,210
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s been such a pleasure.</font>

517
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:37,375
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I will be back talking
\h\hto you soon, okay?</font>

518
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:40,111
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Awesome. Thank you so much.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wonderful.</font>

519
00:20:40,111 --> 00:20:43,111
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hKeith, Nicole,
it’s gonna happen!</font>

520
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,375
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[phone hangs up]</font>

521
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:47,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

522
00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:53,981
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[upbeat music]</i></font>

523
00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:15,288
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Look at that.</i></font>

524
00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:19,618
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- MTV</i></font>