1 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,544 ( music ) 2 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,215 HELLO, AND GOOD MORNING. 3 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:32,553 I AM RABBI ISIDOR CHEMELWITZ 4 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,424 OF THE BRONX HOME FOR AGED HEBREWS. 5 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,527 WE ARE HERE THIS MORNING 6 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:45,599 TO PAY RESPECTS AT THE PASSING OF SARAH IRONSON, 7 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,437 DEVOTED WIFE OF... 8 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,139 ER... 9 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,843 BENJAMIN IRONSON, 10 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,145 ALSO DECEASED. 11 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:02,115 LOVING AND CARING MOTHER OF HER SONS, 12 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:07,154 MORRIS, ABRAHAM AND SAMUEL 13 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,358 AND HER DAUGHTERS, ESTHER AND RACHEL. 14 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:14,495 BELOVED GRANDMOTHER OF MAX, 15 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:20,734 MARK, LOUIS, ANGELA, DORIS, 16 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:25,539 LUKE AND ERIC. 17 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,841 ERIC... ? 18 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,011 IS A JEWISH NAME ? 19 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,046 ( clearing throat ) 20 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,983 ERIC. 21 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,619 A LARGE AND LOVING FAMILY. 22 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:43,991 WE ASSEMBLE THAT WE MAY COLLECTIVELY MOURN 23 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:47,728 THIS GOOD AND RIGHTEOUS WOMAN. 24 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,230 THIS WOMAN... 25 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,766 I DID NOT KNOW THIS WOMAN. 26 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:58,706 I CANNOT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HER ATTRIBUTES, 27 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:04,278 NOR DO JUSTICE TO HER DIMENSIONS. 28 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:08,549 SHE WAS NOT A PERSON, 29 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:12,085 BUT A WHOLE KIND OF A PERSON. 30 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,054 THE ONES THAT CROSS THE OCEAN 31 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:17,358 THAT BROUGHT WITH US TO AMERICA 32 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,828 THE VILLAGES OF RUSSIA AND LITHUANIA, 33 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,964 AND HOW WE STRUGGLED, 34 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:28,769 AND HOW WE FOUGHT FOR THE FAMILY, 35 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,039 FOR THE JEWISH HOME. 36 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:37,978 DESCENDANTS OF THIS IMMIGRANT WOMAN, 37 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:41,782 YOU DO NOT GROW UP IN AMERICA. 38 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:47,054 YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN 39 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,088 WITH THE GOYISCHE NAMES. 40 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:54,127 YOU DO NOT LIVE IN AMERICA. 41 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:59,367 NO SUCH PLACE EXISTS ! 42 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,169 YOUR CLAY IS THE CLAY 43 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,772 OF SOME LITVAK SHTETL 44 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,609 AND YOUR AIR THE AIR OF THE SHTETL, 45 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:14,382 BECAUSE SHE CARRIED THAT OLD WORLD ON HER BACK 46 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:18,118 ACROSS THE OCEAN IN A BOAT ! 47 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,554 AND SHE PUT IT DOWN 48 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:25,025 ON GRAND CONCOURSE AVENUE... 49 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:30,731 ON FLATBUSH. 50 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,534 YOU CAN NEVER MAKE THAT CROSSING THAT SHE MADE 51 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:38,138 FOR SUCH GREAT VOYAGES IN THIS WORLD 52 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,807 DO NOT ANYMORE EXIST, 53 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,476 BUT EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIVES THE MILES, 54 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,546 THAT VOYAGE FROM THAT PLACE TO THIS ONE 55 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:50,851 YOU CROSS EVERY DAY ! 56 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,757 YOU UNDERSTAND ME ? 57 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,792 IN YOU... 58 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:04,064 THAT JOURNEY IS. 59 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:08,969 HOLD. I WISH I WAS AN OCTOPUS. 60 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,571 A FUCKING OCTOPUS ! 61 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,440 EIGHT LOVING ARMS AND ALL THOSE SUCKERS. 62 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,042 NO. KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 63 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,276 YOU WANT LUNCH ? 64 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,377 NO, THAT'S OKAY, REALLY. 65 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,912 ( secretary ) ... LINE TWO. 66 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,715 AILENE, ROY CALLING, WHAT KIND OF GREETING IS THAT ? 67 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,084 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, AIL ?! 68 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,220 THIS'LL TAKE A MINUTE, HERE, EAT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 69 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,923 WHAT IS THIS ? TASTY SANDWICH HERE ? 70 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,925 MMM, LIVER OR SOMETHING ! 71 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,326 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 72 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,429 I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT WASN'T A VACATION, 73 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,197 IT WAS BUSINESS, MRS. SOFFER. 74 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:40,100 I HAVE CLIENTS IN HAITI, MRS. SOFFER ! 75 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,002 LISTEN, AILENE, 76 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,337 YOU THINK I'M THE ONLY GODDAMN LAWYER IN HISTORY 77 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,006 WHO EVER MISSED A COURT DATE ? 78 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,340 DON'T MAKE SUCH A BIG FUCK-- 79 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,742 ( phone ringing ) AW, HOLD ! 80 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,277 YOU HAG. 81 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,479 IF THIS IS A BAD TIME-- 82 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,613 BAD TIME ? IT'S A GOOD TIME. 83 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:53,881 BABY DOLL-- OH FUCK, WAIT. 84 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,783 HELLO ? 85 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:59,152 YEAH, SORRY TO KEEP YOU HOLDING, JUDGE HOLLINS. 86 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,589 MRS. HOLLINS ? 87 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,492 SORRY, DEAR, WHAT A DEEP VOICE YOU'VE GOT ! 88 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,159 YOU ENJOYING YOUR VISIT ? 89 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,929 SHE SOUNDS LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER, HE SOUNDS LIKE KATE SMITH. 90 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,263 IT'S VERY CONFUSING. 91 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,732 NIXON APPOINTED HIM. 92 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,934 ALL THE GEEKS ARE NIXON APPOINTEES. 93 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,102 UH-HUH. 94 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,837 HOW MANY TICKETS, DEAR ? 95 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,905 SEVEN ? 96 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,240 FOR WHAT, "CATS", "42nd STREET", WHAT ? 97 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,477 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE "LA CAGE", TRUST ME. 98 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,878 TRUST ME, I KNOW. 99 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,114 ( phone ringing ) OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, HOLD. 100 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,782 BABY DOLL ? 101 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,551 SEVEN FOR "CATS" OR SOMETHING ? 102 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:31,919 ANYTHING HARD TO GET, 103 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,687 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT AND NEITHER WILL THEY. 104 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,388 YOU'VE SEEN "LA CAGE AUX FOLLES" ? 105 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,857 NO. OH, IT'S FABULOUS. 106 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,226 THE BEST THING ON BROADWAY, MAYBE EVER. 107 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,695 ( phone ringing ) YEAH, WHO ? 108 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,074 I COULDN'T FIND HER IN THERE. 109 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,576 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 110 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,245 AREN'T YOU COMING WITH US ? 111 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,780 THAT'S ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE THE BUS. 112 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,216 ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 113 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,968 SO HOW'S LIFE IN APPEALS ? HOW'S THE JUDGE ? 114 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,335 HE SENDS HIS BEST. 115 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,237 HE'S A GOOD MAN, LOYAL. 116 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,239 NOT THE BRIGHTEST MAN ON THE BENCH. 117 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,409 ALTHOUGH HE HAS MANNERS AND A NICE HEAD OF SILVER HAIR. 118 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,111 HE GIVES ME A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY. 119 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:35,883 YEAH, LIKE WRITING HIS DECISIONS AND SIGNING HIS NAME. 120 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,217 WELL... 121 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,418 HE'S A NICE MAN YOU COVER ADMIRABLY. 122 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,020 WELL, THANKS, ROY, I FEEL-- 123 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,957 YEAH, WHO'S THIS ? WELL, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ? 124 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,525 HOLD. 125 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,695 SO, BABY DOLL, WHAT ? 126 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,329 ( secretary ) IT'S GONNA BE "CATS". 127 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,764 "CATS", BLAH ! 128 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,366 "CATS", IT'S ABOUT CATS ! 129 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,102 SINGING CATS, YOU'LL LOVE IT ! 130 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,370 EIGHT O'CLOCK, THE THEATER'S ALWAYS AT EIGHT ! 131 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,739 FUCKING TOURISTS. 132 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,575 EAT ALREADY, JOE, FOR CHRISSAKE, LIVE A LITTLE ! 133 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,276 UH, ROY, COULD YOU-- 134 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,646 YEAH, WHAT ? MRS. SOFFER ? 135 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,548 OH GOD, FUCKING DAMNIT TO HELL. 136 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,150 UH, ROY, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T-- 137 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,285 BABY DOLL, BRING UP THE POST, GET ME SUSIE ? 138 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,387 ROY ! CHRIST ! 139 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,624 HOLD. WHAT ? 140 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,191 COULD YOU PLEASE NOT TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN ? 141 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,694 I'M SORRY, BUT... PLEASE. 142 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,763 AT LEAST WHILE I'M... 143 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:26,667 ALRIGHT, SORRY. FUCK ! 144 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,069 ONLY IN AMERICA ! 145 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,973 BABY DOLL, TELL THEM ALL TO FUCK OFF, TELL THEM I DIED. 146 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,610 SO, JOE-- 147 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,245 I'M SORRY, ROY, IT'S JUST THAT-- 148 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,547 NO, NO, NO, NO, PRINCIPLES COUNT. 149 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,915 I RESPECT PRINCIPLES. 150 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,652 I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, BUT I LIKE GOD, GOD LIKES ME. 151 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,553 BAPTIST, CATHOLIC, WHAT ? 152 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,690 MORMON. MORMON ? 153 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,592 OH, DELECTABLE, ABSOLUTELY ! 154 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,628 ONLY IN AMERICA ! 155 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:58,666 SO, JOE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 156 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,467 IT'S, UH, WELL... 157 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,336 THE CRAZY LIFE. CHAOTIC. 158 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,273 YEAH, GOD BLESS CHAOS, THOUGH. 159 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,809 MORMONS ? 160 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,611 I KNEW MORMONS IN NEVADA. 161 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,413 UTAH, MOSTLY. 162 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,048 NO, THESE MORMONS WERE IN VEGAS. 163 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:21,321 SO ? SO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO WASHINGTON 164 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,556 AND WORK FOR THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ? 165 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,693 SORRY ? 166 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,294 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO WASHINGTON, 167 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,362 WORK FOR THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ? 168 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,764 ALL I GOTTA DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE, 169 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,332 TALK TO ED, YOU'RE IN. 170 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,902 IN WHAT EXACTLY ? 171 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,404 ASSOCIATE ASSISTANT, SOMETHING BIG. 172 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,206 INTERNAL AFFAIRS. 173 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,641 HEART OF THE WOODS, SOMETHING NICE WITH CLOUT. 174 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,812 ED, UH-- ME, ATTORNEY GENERAL ! 175 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:45,813 OH. 176 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,882 ALL I GOTTA DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE. 177 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,918 I HAVE TO THINK. OKAY. 178 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,921 GREAT TIME TO BE IN WASHINGTON, JOE. 179 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,889 ROY, IT'S INCREDIBLY EXCITING. 180 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,692 IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME TOO, YOU UNDERSTAND ? 181 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,394 I CAN'T SAY HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS, ROY. 182 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,630 I'M SORT OF, WELL, STUNNED. 183 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,398 I MEAN, THANKS, ROY. 184 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,134 BUT I HAVE TO GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT, I HAVE TO ASK MY WIFE. 185 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,902 YOUR WIFE, OF COURSE. BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 186 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,372 OF COURSE, TALK TO YOUR WIFE. 187 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:25,118 ( Dr. Ruth on radio ) To deep throat a man to give him intense pleasure, 188 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,455 a woman can simply lick the penis 189 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,925 without actually putting the whole organ in her mouth 190 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,062 and it still provides the man with a lot of pleasure. 191 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:40,433 When women tell me that they have a problem with fellatio 192 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:45,372 I often tell them to think of the penis as an ice cream cone. 193 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,542 ( male ) The hole in the Ozone Layer high above the Antarctic 194 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,079 is now a record 11,000,000 square miles. 195 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,715 That's three times the size of the whole of the United States. 196 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,650 The hole appears as a giant blue blob 197 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,319 totally covering Antarctica 198 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,822 and stretching out to the southern tip of South America. 199 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,557 Scientists state that with the hole so big 200 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,059 this early in the year 201 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,962 it could be said to grow even bigger. 202 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,035 I WISH I COULD GO TRAVELING. 203 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,205 THINGS AREN'T RIGHT WITH ME. 204 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,512 ( gasping ) 205 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,580 CASH, CHECK, OR CREDIT CARD. 206 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,182 YOU STARTLED ME ! 207 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,118 CASH, CHECK... ? 208 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,854 I REMEMBER YOU, YOU'RE FROM SALT LAKE. 209 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,123 YOU SOLD US THE PLANE TICKETS WHEN WE FLEW HERE ! 210 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,425 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BROOKLYN ? 211 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,227 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TRAVEL. 212 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,294 HOW THOUGHTFUL ! 213 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,497 MR. LIES OF THE INTERNATIONAL ORDER 214 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,534 OF TRAVEL AGENTS. 215 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,602 WE MOBILIZE THE GLOBE. 216 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,538 WE SET PEOPLE ADRIFT. 217 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,606 WE ARE ADEPTS OF MOTION. 218 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,609 ACOLYTES OF THE FLUX. 219 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,578 CASH, CHECK, OR CREDIT CARD ? 220 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,780 NAME YOUR DESTINATION. 221 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,715 ANTARCTICA, MAYBE ? 222 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,551 I WANNA SEE THE HOLE IN THE OZONE. 223 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,718 I HEARD ON THE RADIO-- 224 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,654 I WILL ARRANGE A GUIDED TOUR. 225 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,322 NOW ? 226 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,826 SOON... MAYBE SOON. 227 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,929 I'M NOT SAFE HERE, YOU SEE. 228 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,266 WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS. 229 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,735 LIKE ? 230 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,072 WELL, LIKE YOU FOR INSTANCE, JUST APPEARING OR... 231 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,341 LAST WEEK. 232 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,677 OH, NEVER MIND. 233 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:36,683 PEOPLE ARE LIKE PLANETS, YOU NEED A THICK SKIN. 234 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,287 JOE STAYS AWAY AND NOW WELL, LOOK, 235 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,422 MY DREAMS ARE TALKING BACK TO ME. 236 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,525 THE PRICE OF ROOTLESSNESS, MOTION SICKNESS. 237 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,661 ONLY CURE, KEEP MOVING. 238 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,063 I'M UNDECIDED. 239 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,432 I FEEL THAT SOMETHING'S GOING TO GIVE. 240 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,903 IT'S 1985, 15 YEARS TO THE THIRD MILLENNIUM. 241 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,471 MAYBE CHRIST WILL COME AGAIN. 242 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,841 OR MAYBE THE TROUBLES WILL COME AND THE END 243 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,611 WILL COME AND THE SKY WILL COLLAPSE 244 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,948 AND THERE WILL BE TERRIBLE RAIN AND SHOWERS OF POISONED LIGHT, 245 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,619 OR MAYBE, MAYBE MY LIFE IS REALLY FINE. 246 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,988 MAYBE JOE LOVES ME 247 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,224 AND I'M ONLY CRAZY THINKING OTHERWISE. 248 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,192 OR MAYBE NOT. 249 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,828 MAYBE IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I KNOW. 250 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:26,266 MAYBE I WANNA KNOW, MAYBE I DON'T. 251 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,702 THE SUSPENSE, MR. LIES, IT'S KILLING ME. 252 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,074 I SUGGEST A VACATION. 253 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,575 ( elevator approaching ) 254 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,577 THAT WAS THE ELEVATOR. 255 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,845 OH, GOD, I SHOULD FIX MYSELF UP. 256 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,213 I... YOU... 257 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,681 YOU HAVE TO GO, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. 258 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,782 YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL. 259 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,417 CALL ME WHEN YOU DECIDE. 260 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,652 GO. 261 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,397 HEY, BUDDY. 262 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,332 YOU'RE EARLY ! 263 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:04,771 WELL, I WAS JUST WALKING AND I GUESS I CAME HOME. 264 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,806 ARE YOU... ? 265 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,275 I'M A LITTLE ANXIOUS. 266 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,977 BUDDY KISS. 267 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:15,215 NOTHING TO GET ANXIOUS ABOUT. 268 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:30,897 SO HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MOVE TO WASHINGTON ? 269 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,632 WASHINGTON ? 270 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,102 SHE WAS PRETTY CRAZY. 271 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,137 SHE WAS UP THERE IN THAT HOME 272 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,639 FOR 10 YEARS TALKING TO HERSELF. 273 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,974 I NEVER VISITED. 274 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,509 SHE LOOKED TOO MUCH LIKE MY MOTHER. 275 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,912 POOR LOUIS, I'M SORRY YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD. 276 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,814 TINY LITTLE COFFIN, HUH ? 277 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,082 HMM. 278 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,550 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU. 279 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,752 I ALWAYS GET SO CLOSET-Y AT THESE FAMILY THINGS. 280 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,454 BUTCH, YOU GET BUTCH. 281 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,057 HEY, COUSIN DORIS, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME ? 282 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,326 I'M LOU, RACHEL'S BOY ! 283 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,229 LOU, NOT LOUIS, BECAUSE IF YOU SAY "LOUIS" 284 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,331 THEY'LL HEAR THE SIBILANT "S". 285 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,698 I DO NOT HAVE A SIBILANT "S". 286 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,367 I DON'T BLAME YOU, HIDING. 287 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,136 BLOODLINES, JEWISH CURSES ARE THE WORST. 288 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,637 I PERSONALLY WOULD DISSOLVE 289 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,106 IF ANYONE EVER LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID "FEH". 290 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,677 FORTUNATELY, WASPS DON'T SAY "FEH". 291 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:23,683 AND BY THE WAY, DARLING, COUSIN DORIS IS A DYKE. 292 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,285 NO ! REALLY ? 293 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,187 YOU DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING. 294 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,889 IF I HADN'T SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS FELLATING YOU 295 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,524 I'D SWEAR YOU WERE STRAIGHT. 296 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,108 YOU'RE IN A PISSY MOOD. CAT'S STILL MISSING ? 297 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,842 NOT A FURBALL IN SIGHT, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 298 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,211 IT IS ? 299 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,745 I WARNED YOU, LOUIS, NAMES ARE IMPORTANT. 300 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,147 CALL AN ANIMAL LITTLE SHEBA, 301 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,083 YOU CAN'T EXPECT IT TO STICK AROUND. 302 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917 BESIDE, THAT'S A DOG'S NAME. 303 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,420 I WANTED A DOG IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOT A CAT ! 304 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,090 HE SPRAYED MY BOOKS ! HE WAS A FEMALE CAT. 305 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,791 CATS ARE STUPID, HIGH-STRUNG PREDATORS. 306 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,094 BABYLONIANS SEALED THEM UP IN BRICKS. 307 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,529 DOGS HAVE BRAINS. CATS HAVE INTUITION. 308 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,964 A SHARP DOG IS AS SMART AS A REALLY DULL TWO-YEAR-OLD CHILD. 309 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,600 CATS KNOW WHEN SOMETHING'S WRONG. 310 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,602 ONLY IF YOU STOP FEEDING THEM. THEY KNOW. 311 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,071 THAT'S WHY SHEBA LEFT, 'CAUSE SHE KNEW. 312 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,739 KNEW WHAT ? 313 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,645 I DID MY BEST SHIRLEY BOOTH THIS MORNING. 314 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,350 FLOPPY SLIPPERS, HOUSECOAT, CURLERS, CAN OF LITTLE FRISKIES. 315 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,619 COME BACK, LITTLE SHEBA ! 316 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,854 COME BACK ! 317 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,526 TO NO AVAIL, LE CHAT, ELLE NE REVIENDRA JAMAIS, JAMAIS. 318 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,736 SEE ? 319 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,272 THAT'S JUST A BURST BLOOD VESSEL. 320 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,342 NOT ACCORDING TO THE BEST MEDICAL AUTHORITIES. 321 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,780 WHAT ? 322 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,449 TELL ME. 323 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,385 CHAOS, BABY, LESION NUMBER ONE. 324 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,021 THE WINE DARK KISS OF THE ANGEL OF DEATH. 325 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,890 OH, PLEASE ! 326 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,292 I'M A LESIONAIRE. 327 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,661 THE FOREIGN LESION. 328 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,329 THE AMERICAN LESION. 329 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,965 LESIONAIRE'S DISEASE. STOP. 330 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,268 MY TROUBLES ARE LESION ! WILL YOU STOP ? 331 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,303 DON'T YOU THINK I'M HANDLING THIS WELL ? 332 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,805 BULLSHIT ! I'M GONNA DIE. 333 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,474 NO. LET GO OF MY ARM. 334 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,841 LET GO. 335 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,143 NO. 336 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:34,247 ( sobbing ) 337 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,684 I CAN'T FIND A WAY TO SPARE YOU, BABY. 338 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:42,689 NO WALL LIKE THE WALL OF HARD SCIENTIFIC FACT. 339 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,825 K.S. WHAM ! 340 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,461 BANG YOUR HEAD ON THAT. 341 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,797 FUCK YOU ! 342 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,867 NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, A MATURE REACTION. 343 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,206 LET'S GO SEE IF THE CAT'S COME HOME. 344 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,975 LOUIS. 345 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,344 WHEN DID YOU FIND THIS ? 346 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,313 I COULDN'T TELL YOU. WHY ? 347 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,815 I WAS SCARED, LOU. OF WHAT ? 348 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,385 THAT YOU'D LEAVE ME. 349 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,421 OH. 350 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,689 BAD TIMING, FUNERAL AND ALL, 351 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,993 BUT I FIGURED AS LONG AS WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF DEATH. 352 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:25,398 HERE'S THE BUS, I HAVE TO GO BURY MY GRANDMA. 353 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,070 LOU ? 354 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,005 THEN YOU COME HOME ? 355 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,408 THEN I'LL COME HOME. 356 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,023 WASHINGTON. 357 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,660 IT'S AN INCREDIBLE HONOR, BUDDY-- 358 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,961 I HAVE TO THINK. 359 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,796 OF COURSE. SAY NO. 360 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,465 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA THINK ABOUT IT. 361 00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,999 I DON'T WANNA MOVE TO WASHINGTON. 362 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401 WELL, I DO. 363 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,336 IT'S A GIANT CEMETERY, HUGE WHITE GRAVES, 364 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,705 MAUSOLEUMS EVERYWHERE. 365 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,074 WE COULD LIVE IN MARYLAND OR GEORGETOWN. 366 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,342 WE'RE HAPPY HERE. 367 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,943 THAT'S NOT REALLY TRUE, BUDDY. 368 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,445 WELL, HAPPY ENOUGH, PRETEND HAPPY. 369 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,046 IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. 370 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,982 IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME CHANGES, HARPER. 371 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,350 NO CHANGES, WHY ? 372 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,486 I'VE BEEN CHIEF CLERK FOR FOUR YEARS. 373 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,555 I MAKE $29,000 A YEAR, THAT'S RIDICULOUS ! 374 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,757 I GRADUATED FOURTH IN MY CLASS 375 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,326 AND I MAKE LESS THAN ANYONE I KNOW. 376 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,496 AND I'M TIRED OF BEING A CLERK. 377 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:33,032 I WANNA GO WHERE SOMETHING GOOD IS HAPPENING. 378 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,134 NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN WASHINGTON. 379 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,338 WE'LL FORGET CHURCH TEACHINGS 380 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:44,210 AND BUY FURNITURE AT CONRAN'S AND BECOME YUPPIES. 381 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,112 I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO HERE. 382 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,947 LIKE WHAT ? 383 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,982 I DO HAVE THINGS. 384 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,351 WHAT THINGS ? 385 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,453 I HAVE TO FINISH PAINTING THE BEDROOM. 386 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,555 YOU'VE BEEN PAINTING IN THERE FOR OVER A YEAR. 387 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,390 I KNOW, IT JUST ISN'T DONE, 388 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426 BECAUSE I NEVER GET TIME TO FINISH IT. 389 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,027 OH, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 390 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,729 YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. 391 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,064 YOU CAN FINISH IT WHEN I'M AT WORK. 392 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,799 I'M AFRAID TO GO IN THERE ALONE. 393 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,535 AFRAID OF WHAT ? 394 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,036 I HEARD SOMETHING IN THERE. 395 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,204 METAL SCRAPING ON THE WALL, A MAN WITH A KNIFE, MAYBE. 396 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,973 THERE'S NO ONE IN THE BEDROOM, HARPER. 397 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,175 NOT NOW. NOT THIS MORNING, EITHER. 398 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,977 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? 399 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,379 YOU WERE AT WORK THIS MORNING. 400 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,147 THERE'S SOMETHING CREEPY ABOUT THIS PLACE. 401 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,749 DO YOU REMEMBER "ROSEMARY'S BABY" ? 402 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,283 "ROSEMARY'S BABY" ? 403 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,685 OUR APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE. 404 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,053 WASN'T THAT APARTMENT IN BROOKLYN ? 405 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,021 NO. WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE THIS. 406 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,857 IT DID ! THEN LET'S MOVE ! 407 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,091 GEORGETOWN'S WORSE, 408 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,760 "THE EXORCIST" WAS IN GEORGETOWN. 409 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,262 THERE'S A DEVIL EVERYWHERE YOU TURN, HUH, BUDDY ? 410 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,564 YEAH, EVERYWHERE. 411 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,867 HOW MANY PILLS TODAY, BUDDY ? 412 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,835 NONE. 413 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,405 ONE. 414 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,942 THREE, ONLY THREE. 415 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,201 THANK YOU, THAT WAS A LOVELY... 416 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,005 MY GRANDMA, JUST BURIED. 417 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,611 WHY ARE THERE JUST TWO LITTLE WOODEN PEGS 418 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,245 HOLDING THE LID DOWN ? 419 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,315 SO SHE CAN GET OUT EASIER IF SHE WANTS TO. 420 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,484 I HOPE SHE STAYS PUT. 421 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,921 I PRETENDED FOR YEARS THAT SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD. 422 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,024 WHEN THEY CALLED TO SAY SHE HAD DIED IT WAS A SURPRISE. 423 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,159 I ABANDONED HER. 424 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:45,131 ( Yiddish ) SHARFER VI DI TSON FUN A SHLAG IZ AN UMDANKBAR KIND. 425 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,734 I DON'T SPEAK YIDDISH. 426 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:52,371 SHARPER THAN A SERPENTS TOOTH IS AN UNGRATEFUL CHILD. 427 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,874 SHAKESPEARE. 428 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,577 KING LEAR. 429 00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,647 RABBI, WHAT DOES THE HOLY SCRIPT SAY 430 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,983 ABOUT SOMEONE WHO ABANDONS SOMEONE HE LOVES AT A TIME 431 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,618 OF GREAT NEED ? 432 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,455 WHY WOULD A PERSON DO SUCH A THING ? 433 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,626 BECAUSE HE HAS TO. 434 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,598 MAYBE THIS PERSON CAN'T INCORPORATE SICKNESS 435 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,133 INTO HIS SENSE OF HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO. 436 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637 MAYBE VOMIT AND SORES AND DISEASE REALLY FRIGHTEN HIM. 437 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,508 MAYBE HE ISN'T SO GOOD WITH DEATH. 438 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,616 THE HOLY SCRIPT HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT SUCH A PERSON. 439 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,819 RABBI, I'M AFRAID OF THE CRIMES I MAY COMMIT. 440 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,854 PLEASE, MISTER ! 441 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:47,059 I AM A SICK OLD RABBI FACING A LONG RIDE HOME TO THE BRONX. 442 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,499 YOU WANT TO CONFESS, BETTER YOU SHOULD FIND A PRIEST. 443 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,801 I'M NOT A CATHOLIC, I'M A JEW. 444 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,236 WORSE LUCK FOR YOU, BUBBULAH. 445 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,972 CATHOLICS BELIEVE IN FORGIVENESS, 446 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,774 JEWS BELIEVE IN GUILT. 447 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,810 THANKS. 448 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,413 YOU JUST MAKE SURE THOSE PEGS ARE IN GOOD AND TIGHT. 449 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,549 DON'T WORRY, MISTER. 450 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,218 THE LIFE SHE HAD, SHE'LL STAY PUT. 451 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,588 SHE'S BETTER OFF. 452 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,169 LOOK... 453 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,538 I KNOW THIS IS SCARY FOR YOU, 454 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,472 BUT TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO ME. 455 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,507 YES. WILL YOU TRY ? 456 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,142 GOOD, GOOD. 457 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,910 REALLY TRY. 458 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248 I THINK THINGS ARE STARTING TO CHANGE IN THE WORLD. 459 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,516 BUT I DON'T WANT ANY-- 460 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,318 FOR THE GOOD, CHANGE FOR THE GOOD. 461 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,387 AMERICA HAS REDISCOVERED ITSELF. 462 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,057 ITS SACRED POSITION AMONG NATIONS. 463 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,126 PEOPLE AREN'T ASHAMED OF THAT LIKE THEY USED TO BE. 464 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,928 THIS IS A GREAT THING. 465 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,697 THE TRUTH RESTORED, LAW RESTORED. 466 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,999 THAT'S WHAT PRESIDENT REAGAN'S DONE, HARPER. 467 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,670 HE SAYS TRUTH EXISTS AND CAN BE SPOKEN PROUDLY 468 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:06,505 AND THE COUNTRY RESPONDS TO HIM. 469 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,475 WE BECOME BETTER. 470 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,177 MORE GOOD. 471 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,580 I NEED TO BE A PART OF THAT. 472 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,682 I NEED SOMETHING BIG TO LIFT ME UP. 473 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,885 I MEAN, SIX YEARS AGO, THE WORLD SEEMED IN DECLINE, 474 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,722 HORRIBLE, HOPELESS, FULL OF UNSOLVABLE PROBLEMS 475 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,791 AND CRIME AND CONFUSION, HUNGER-- 476 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,560 BUT IT STILL SEEMS THAT WAY, MORE NOW THAN BEFORE. 477 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,662 THEY SAY THE OZONE LAYER IS... 478 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,964 AND TODAY, OUT THE WINDOW ON ATLANTIC AVENUE 479 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,433 THERE WAS THIS SCHIZOPHRENIC TRAFFIC COP 480 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,935 WHO WAS MAKING THESE-- 481 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,269 WILL YOU STOP IT ? I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. 482 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,571 SO AM I ! 483 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,972 YOU AREN'T EVEN MAKING SENSE. 484 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,440 MY POINT IS THE WORLD SEEMS JUST-- 485 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,742 IT ONLY SEEMS THAT WAY TO YOU, 486 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,510 BECAUSE YOU NEVER GO OUT IN THE WORLD, HARPER, 487 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,613 AND YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. 488 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,117 I DO SO GET OUT IN THE WORLD. 489 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,585 NO, YOU DON'T. 490 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,454 YOU STAY IN ALL DAY, FRETTING ABOUT IMAGINARY-- 491 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,489 I GET OUT. 492 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,726 I DO. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO. 493 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:02,361 YOU DON'T STAY IN ALL DAY ? NO. 494 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,263 YES, YOU DO. 495 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,465 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 496 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,634 WHERE DO YOU GO ? 497 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,935 WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU WALK ? 498 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,037 AND I DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS ? 499 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,304 I'M SORRY. 500 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,505 AND IF I DO HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS 501 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,874 IT'S FROM LIVING WITH YOU-- 502 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,275 I'M SORRY, BUDDY, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 503 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,610 YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE MARRIED ME. 504 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:22,381 YOU HAVE ALL THESE... SECRETS AND LIES. 505 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,883 I WANNA BE MARRIED TO YOU, HARPER. 506 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,753 YOU SHOULDN'T, YOU NEVER SHOULD... 507 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,507 HEY, BUDDY. 508 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,977 HEY, BUDDY. 509 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,082 BUDDY, KISS. 510 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,589 I HEARD ON THE RADIO HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB. 511 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,025 WHAT ? 512 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,593 DO YOU WANNA TRY ? 513 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,995 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO THAT STUFF. 514 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,296 MORMONS CAN GIVE BLOW JOBS. 515 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,631 HARPER-- JOE. 516 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:16,635 IT WAS A LITTLE JEWISH LADY WITH A GERMAN ACCENT. 517 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:21,073 NOW IS A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A BABY. 518 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,128 THEN THEY WENT ON TO A PROGRAM ABOUT HOLES IN THE OZONE LAYER 519 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,732 OVER ANTARCTICA. 520 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:51,170 SKIN BURNS, BIRDS GO BLIND. 521 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:55,341 ICEBERGS MELT. 522 00:27:55,441 --> 00:28:00,012 THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END. 523 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,936 ( sobbing ) 524 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,337 OH. 525 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,173 UM, MORNING. 526 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,440 MORNING, COUNSELOR. 527 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,243 SORRY, I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. 528 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,644 NO, DON'T BOTHER. 529 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,114 I'M A WORD PROCESSOR, THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. 530 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,649 JOE PITT, I'M WITH JUSTICE WILSON. 531 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,819 I KNOW THAT, COUNSELOR PITT, CHIEF CLERK. 532 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,454 ARE YOU OKAY ? 533 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,425 YEAH, THANKS. WHAT A NICE MAN. 534 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,094 NO, NOT SO NICE. 535 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,428 WHAT ? 536 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,363 NOT SO NICE. 537 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,732 NOTHING. 538 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,872 ( sobbing ) 539 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,417 WHAT'S WRONG ? 540 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,285 LIFE JUST SUCKS SHIT. 541 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:18,290 I'M SORRY ? OH, FORGET IT. 542 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,491 LOOK, THANKS FOR ASKING. 543 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,560 WELL-- 544 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,896 I MEAN, IT REALLY IS NICE OF YOU. 545 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:27,366 I'M SORRY, SORRY, SICK FRIEND. 546 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,101 OH, I'M SORRY. 547 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,703 YEAH, YEAH, UM, WELL, THAT'S SWEET. 548 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,772 THREE OF YOUR COLLEAGUES HAVE PRECEDED YOU 549 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,707 TO THIS BALEFUL SIGHT AND YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO ASK. 550 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:39,511 THE OTHERS JUST OPENED THE DOOR, SAW ME AND FLED. 551 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613 I HOPE THEY HAD TO PEE REAL BAD. 552 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,115 THEY JUST DIDN'T WANT TO INTRUDE. 553 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:47,486 HA ! REAGANITE HEARTLESS MACHO ASSHOLE LAWYERS. 554 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:48,787 OH, THAT'S UNFAIR. 555 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,756 WHAT IS ? 556 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,658 HEARTLESS, MACHO, REAGANITE ? 557 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,460 LAWYER ? 558 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,195 I VOTED FOR REAGAN. 559 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,429 YOU DID ? 560 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,231 TWICE. 561 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,000 TWICE ? 562 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,302 WELL, OH BOY, A GAY REPUBLICAN ! 563 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,437 EXCUSE ME ? NOTHING. 564 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,440 I'M NOT... NO, FORGET IT. 565 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,609 REPUBLICAN ? NOT REPUBLICAN ? 566 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,879 WHAT ? WHAT ? 567 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,780 NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAY. 568 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:18,250 OH, SORRY. 569 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,023 IT'S JUST THAT... YES ? 570 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,593 WELL, SOMETIMES YOU CAN TELL FROM THE WAY A PERSON SOUNDS. 571 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:30,029 I MEAN, YOU SOUND-- NO, I DON'T. 572 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:34,166 LIKE WHAT ? LIKE A REPUBLICAN. 573 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,335 DO I ? 574 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,904 SOUND LIKE A... 575 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:41,140 WHAT, LIKE A REPUBLICAN ? 576 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,175 OR DO I ? 577 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,843 DO YOU WHAT ? SOUND LIKE A... 578 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:48,280 YEAH, LIKE A... ? 579 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,150 I'M CONFUSED. 580 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,484 YES. 581 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,022 MY NAME IS LOUIS BUT ALL MY FRIENDS CALL ME "LOUISE". 582 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,556 I WORK IN WORD PROCESSING. 583 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,858 THANKS FOR THE TOILET PAPER. 584 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,661 ( belches ) 585 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,728 I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP, MR. DEMILLE. 586 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:28,200 ONE WANTS TO MOVE THROUGH LIFE WITH ELEGANCE AND GRACE, 587 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:32,738 BLOSSOMING INFREQUENTLY, BUT WITH EXQUISITE TASTE, 588 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,073 AND PERFECT TIMING 589 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:41,447 LIKE A RARE BLOOM, A ZEBRA ORCHID. 590 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,116 ONE WANTS, 591 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:49,688 BUT ONE SO SELDOM GETS WHAT ONE WANTS, DOES ONE ? 592 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,260 NO, ONE DOES NOT. 593 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,629 ONE GETS FUCKED... 594 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,898 OVER. 595 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:04,002 ONE DIES AT 30, 596 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,905 ROBBED OF DECADES OF MAJESTY-- 597 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,807 FUCK THIS SHIT ! 598 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,776 FUCK THIS SHIT. 599 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,147 I LOOK LIKE A CORPSE. 600 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,983 A CORPSETTE. 601 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,819 OH, MY QUEEN. 602 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:24,856 YOU KNOW YOU'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM 603 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,560 WHEN EVEN DRAG IS A DRAG. 604 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,664 ( distant singing ) 605 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,942 ARE... 606 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,644 WHO ARE YOU ? 607 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,347 WHO ARE YOU ? 608 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:51,417 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HALLUCINATION ? 609 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,320 I'M NOT IN YOUR HALLUCINATION, YOU'RE IN MY DREAM. 610 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,188 YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP. 611 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,756 SO ARE YOU. 612 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,891 BUT YOU'RE A MAN ! 613 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,427 ( shrieks ) 614 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,829 MY HANDS AND FEET GIVE IT AWAY. 615 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,899 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE HERE. 616 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,635 I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU. 617 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,970 YOU'RE... 618 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:15,607 ARE YOU MY... 619 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,744 SOME SORT OF IMAGINARY FRIEND ? NO ! 620 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,179 AREN'T YOU TOO OLD TO HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS ? 621 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,014 I HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. 622 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,516 I TOOK TOO MANY PILLS. 623 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,184 WHY ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP ? 624 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,620 I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF APPLYING THE FACE 625 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,622 TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER. 626 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:33,625 I SWIPED THE NEW FALL COLORS AT THE CLINIQUE COUNTER AT MACY'S. 627 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,295 YOU STOLE THESE ? 628 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,796 I WAS OUT OF CASH. 629 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,197 IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL EMERGENCY. 630 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,033 JOE WILL BE SO ANGRY. 631 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,635 I PROMISED HIM NO MORE PILLS. 632 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:46,272 THESE PILLS YOU KEEP ALLUDING TO-- 633 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,174 VALIUM. I TAKE VALIUM, LOTS OF VALIUM. 634 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,909 AND YOU'RE DANCING AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 635 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,411 I'M NOT ADDICTED. 636 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,879 I DON'T BELIEVE IN ADDICTION. 637 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,146 AND I NEV-- 638 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,449 WELL, I NEVER DRINK AND I NEVER TAKE DRUGS. 639 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,985 WELL, SMELL YOU, NANCY DREW ! 640 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,488 EXCEPT VALIUM. 641 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,222 EXCEPT VALIUM IN WEE FISTFULS. 642 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,791 IT'S TERRIBLE. 643 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,225 MORMONS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ADDICTED TO ANYTHING. 644 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,160 I'M A MORMON. 645 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,629 I'M A HOMOSEXUAL. 646 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,230 OH. 647 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:15,601 IN MY CHURCH, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN HOMOSEXUALS. 648 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,069 IN MY CHURCH, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN MORMONS. 649 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,839 WHAT CHURCH DO-- 650 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,810 I GET IT. 651 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:28,747 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 652 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,318 IF I DIDN'T EVER SEE YOU BEFORE AND... 653 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,685 I DON'T THINK I DID 654 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,521 THEN I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE HERE 655 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,524 IN THIS HALLUCINATION BECAUSE... 656 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:42,227 IN MY EXPERIENCE THE MIND, 657 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,530 WHICH IS WHERE HALLUCINATIONS COME FROM 658 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,398 SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE UP ANYTHING THAT WASN'T THERE 659 00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,534 TO START WITH THAT DIDN'T ENTER IT 660 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,269 FROM EXPERIENCE FROM THE REAL WORLD. 661 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,406 IMAGINATION CAN'T CREATE ANYTHING NEW, CAN IT ? 662 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:59,010 IT ONLY RECYCLES BITS AND PIECES FROM THE WORLD 663 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:04,182 AND REASSEMBLES THEM INTO VISIONS. 664 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,484 AM I MAKING SENSE RIGHT NOW ? 665 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,919 GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, YES. 666 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:12,290 SO WHEN WE THINK WE'VE ESCAPED THE UNBEARABLE ORDINARINESS 667 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:16,395 AND, WELL, UNTRUTHFULNESS OF OUR LIVES 668 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,865 IT'S REALLY ONLY THE SAME OLD ORDINARINESS AND FALSENESS 669 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,769 REARRANGED INTO THE APPEARANCE OF NOVELTY 670 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,072 AND TRUTH. 671 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,808 NOTHING UNKNOWN IS KNOWABLE. 672 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:35,313 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S DEPRESSING ? 673 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,783 THE LIMITATIONS OF THE IMAGINATION ? 674 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,451 YES. 675 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,220 IT'S SOMETHING YOU LEARN AFTER YOUR SECOND THEME PARTY. 676 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,023 IT'S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE. 677 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:49,395 THE WORLD, FINITE. 678 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:53,565 TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY... 679 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:57,769 OH, THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING HALLUCINATION I EVER HAD. 680 00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:01,039 APOLOGIES, I DO TRY TO BE AMUSING. 681 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,608 OH, WELL, DON'T APOLOGIZE. 682 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,977 YOU'VE... I CAN'T EXPECT SOMEONE WHO'S REALLY SICK 683 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,946 TO ENTERTAIN ME. 684 00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,090 HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW ? 685 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,592 OH, THAT HAPPENS. 686 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,094 THIS IS THE VERY THRESHOLD OF REVELATIONS SOMETIMES. 687 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,963 YOU CAN SEE THINGS. 688 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,465 HOW SICK YOU ARE. 689 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,135 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING ABOUT ME ? 690 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:32,838 YES. 691 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,240 WHAT ? 692 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,943 YOU ARE AMAZINGLY UNHAPPY. 693 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,611 OH, BIG DEAL. 694 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,613 YOU MEET A VALIUM ADDICT AND FIGURE OUT SHE'S UNHAPPY ? 695 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,615 THAT DOESN'T COUNT, OF COURSE. 696 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,218 SOMETHING ELSE... SOMETHING SURPRISING ? 697 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,254 SOMETHING SURPRISING ? YES. 698 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,856 YOUR HUSBAND'S A HOMO. 699 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,626 OH, RIDICULOUS ! 700 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,230 REALLY ? 701 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:01,467 THRESHOLD OF REVELATION. 702 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,270 WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOUR REVELATIONS. 703 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,606 I DON'T THINK YOU INTUIT WELL AT ALL. 704 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:11,643 JOE'S A VERY NORMAL MAN. 705 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:16,081 OH GOD. 706 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:19,084 OH GOD. 707 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:25,056 DO HOMOS TAKE, LIKE, LOTS OF LONG WALKS ? 708 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,494 YES, WE DO. 709 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:32,798 IN STRETCH PANTS WITH LAVENDER COIFS. 710 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,900 I JUST LOOKED AT YOU AND THERE WAS-- 711 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,268 A SORT OF BLUE STREAK OF RECOGNITION-- 712 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,403 YES ! 713 00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,905 LIKE YOU KNEW ME INCREDIBLY WELL. 714 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,040 YES. YES. 715 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,575 I HAVE TO GO NOW, GET BACK. 716 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:48,146 SOMETHING JUST... FELL APART. 717 00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,215 OH GOD. 718 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:53,184 I FEEL SO SAD. 719 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,888 I KNOW. 720 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,157 I'M SORRY. 721 00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,494 I USUALLY SAY "FUCK THE TRUTH", 722 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,030 BUT MOSTLY THE TRUTH FUCKS YOU. 723 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,768 I SEE SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT YOU. 724 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,036 OH ? 725 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,272 DEEP INSIDE YOU, 726 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,743 THERE'S A PART OF YOU, THE MOST INNER PART 727 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:23,181 ENTIRELY FREE OF DISEASE. 728 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,818 I CAN SEE THAT. 729 00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,588 IS THAT... 730 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:32,624 THAT ISN'T TRUE. 731 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:36,127 THRESHOLD OF REVELATION. 732 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:47,005 PEOPLE COME AND GO SO STRANGELY HERE ! 733 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,926 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY UNINFECTED PART OF ME. 734 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,830 MY HEART IS PUMPING POLLUTED BLOOD. 735 00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,167 I FEEL DIRTY. 736 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,376 ( female voice from above ) LOOK UP. 737 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:01,379 HELLO ? 738 00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:03,248 LOOK UP ! 739 00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,683 WHO IS THAT ? 740 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:08,319 LOOK UP, PREPARE THE WAY ! 741 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,121 I DON'T SEE ANY-- 742 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,557 PREPARE FOR THE PARTING OF THE AIR. 743 00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:16,194 THE BREATH, THE ASCENT ! 744 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,863 * GLORY TO-- 745 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:21,099 ( female singing from above ) 746 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,313 WHAT THE FUCK ? 747 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,916 HELLO ?! 748 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,088 IS THAT IT ? 749 00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,256 HELLO ? 750 00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,229 POOR ME. 751 00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:53,498 POOR, POOR ME, WHY ME ? 752 00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:56,768 WHY POOR, POOR ME ? 753 00:43:56,868 --> 00:44:00,438 OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW. 754 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,207 I REALLY DON'T. 755 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,915 HARPER ? 756 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,560 WHERE WERE YOU ? 757 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,328 WHERE WERE YOU ? 758 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,663 OUT. WHERE ? 759 00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:00,698 JUST... OUT, THINKING. 760 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,967 IT'S LATE. 761 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,401 WELL, I HAD A LOT TO THINK ABOUT. 762 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,737 I BURNED DINNER. I'M SORRY. 763 00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,305 NOT MY DINNER, MY DINNER WAS FINE. 764 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,673 YOUR DINNER. 765 00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:10,375 I PUT IT BACK IN THE OVEN AND TURNED EVERYTHING UP 766 00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,011 AS HIGH AS IT COULD GO AND I WATCHED 'TIL IT BURNED BLACK. 767 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,580 IT'S STILL HOT, VERY HOT. WANT IT ? 768 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,882 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 769 00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,350 I KNOW. IT JUST SEEMED LIKE THE KIND OF THING 770 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,187 A MENTALLY DERANGED SEX-STARVED PILL-POPPING HOUSEWIFE WOULD DO. 771 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,122 UH-HUH. SO I DID IT. 772 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,490 WHO KNOWS ANYMORE WHAT I HAVE TO DO ? 773 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:26,691 HOW MANY PILLS ? 774 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,126 A BUNCH, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 775 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,060 I WON'T TALK TO YOU. 776 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,695 NO, DON'T DO THAT, I'M FINE. 777 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,697 PILLS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM, NOT OUR PROBLEM. 778 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:36,567 I WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN, I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 779 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,635 GOING ON WITH WHAT, THE JOB ? 780 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,937 NOT THE JOB ! 781 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,138 WELL, I SAID I NEEDED MORE TIME. 782 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,139 NOT THE JOB ! 783 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,440 MR. COHEN, I TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE 784 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,942 I HAD TO HURRY. AND HE SAID NOT-- 785 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:44,943 BUT I CAN'T GET YOU TO TALK SENSIBLY ABOUT ANYTHING-- 786 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:46,444 WHAT ?! SHUT UP ! 787 00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,347 STICK TO THE SUBJECT ! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS ! 788 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,350 YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA ASK ME, ASK ME. 789 00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,022 ASK ME. GO. 790 00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,690 I CAN'T, I'M SCARED OF YOU. 791 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:04,996 I'M TIRED, I'M GOING TO BED. 792 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,676 TELL ME WITHOUT MAKING ME ASK, PLEASE. 793 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,247 THIS IS CRAZY. 794 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,219 WHEN YOU COME THROUGH THE DOOR AT NIGHT 795 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,423 YOUR FACE IS NEVER EXACTLY THE WAY I REMEMBERED IT. 796 00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:36,027 I GET SURPRISED BY SOMETHING 797 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,830 MEAN AND HARD ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK, 798 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:42,000 EVEN THOUGH THE WEIGHT OF YOU IN THE BED AT NIGHT, 799 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:47,839 THE WAY YOU BREATHE IN YOUR SLEEP SEEMS UNFAMILIAR. 800 00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,807 YOU TERRIFY ME. 801 00:46:49,908 --> 00:46:52,077 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 802 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,812 YES, I'M THE ENEMY, THAT'S EASY. 803 00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:56,214 THAT DOESN'T CHANGE. 804 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,815 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES SEX ? 805 00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,018 I DO, I HATE IT WITH YOU. I DO. 806 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,619 I DREAM THAT YOU BATTER AWAY AT ME 807 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,521 'TIL MY JOINTS COME APART LIKE WAX AND I FALL INTO PIECES. 808 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,290 IT'S LIKE A PUNISHMENT. 809 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:09,928 IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO MARRY YOU. I KNEW YOU... 810 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,202 IT'S A SIN AND IT'S KILLING US BOTH. 811 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,004 I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN YOU'VE TAKEN PILLS, 812 00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:21,239 BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU RED-FACED AND SWEATY 813 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,509 AND, FRANKLY, THAT'S VERY OFTEN WHY I DON'T WANT TO... 814 00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,077 BECAUSE... ? 815 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,778 BECAUSE YOU AREN'T PRETTY. 816 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,848 NOT LIKE THIS. 817 00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,351 I HAVE SOMETHING I WANNA ASK YOU. 818 00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:35,320 THEN ASK, ASK ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-- 819 00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:37,622 ARE YOU A HOMO ? 820 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,124 ARE YOU ? 821 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,562 YOU TRY TO WALK OUT RIGHT NOW, 822 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:47,632 I'LL PUT YOUR DINNER BACK IN THE OVEN AND TURN IT UP SO HIGH 823 00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:50,001 THE WHOLE BUILDING WILL FILL WITH SMOKE 824 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:51,402 AND EVERYONE IN IT WILL ASPHYXIATE. 825 00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:56,174 SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL, NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION. 826 00:47:58,609 --> 00:47:59,844 WHAT IF I-- ? 827 00:47:59,945 --> 00:48:05,083 THEN TELL ME PLEASE, AND WE'LL SEE. 828 00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,255 NO. 829 00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,924 I'M NOT. 830 00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,494 AND I DON'T SEE WHAT DIFFERENCE IT MAKES. 831 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:24,902 ( Hare Krishna singing ) 832 00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:42,153 JEWS DON'T HAVE ANY CLEAR TEXTUAL GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE 833 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,323 OR EVEN THAT IT EXISTS. 834 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,626 I DON'T THINK MUCH ABOUT IT. 835 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:52,530 I SEE IT AS A PERPETUAL RAINY THURSDAY AFTERNOON IN MARCH. 836 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,931 DEAD LEAVES. 837 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:57,235 OOH, VERY GRECO ROMAN. 838 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:58,836 IT'S NOT THE VERDICT THAT COUNTS, 839 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,238 IT'S THE ACT OF JUDGMENT. 840 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,939 THAT'S WHY I COULD NEVER BE A LAWYER. 841 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,574 IN COURT, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE VERDICT. 842 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,010 YOU COULD NEVER BE A LAWYER 843 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,778 'CAUSE YOU'RE OVER-SEXED AND TOO DISTRACTED. 844 00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:10,048 NOT DISTRACTED, ABSTRACTED. 845 00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:12,283 I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. NAMELY? 846 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,652 THE SHAPING OF THE LAW, NOT ITS EXECUTION. 847 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,154 THE POINT, DEAR, THE POINT ! 848 00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:19,190 THAT IT SHOULD BE THE QUESTIONS IN SHAPE OF A LIFE 849 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:24,029 ITS TOTAL COMPLEXITY GATHERED, ARRANGED AND CONSIDERED 850 00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,430 WHICH MATTERS IN THE END. 851 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:28,266 NOT SOME STAMP OF SALVATION OR DAMNATION 852 00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:31,502 WHICH DISPERSES ALL THE COMPLEXITY 853 00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:34,005 IN SOME UNSATISFYING LITTLE DECISION, 854 00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:36,074 THE BALANCING OF THE SCALES-- 855 00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,476 I LIKE THIS, VERY ZEN. 856 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:41,079 IT'S REASSURINGLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND USELESS. 857 00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:44,215 WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE THANK YOU. 858 00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:48,519 YOU'RE NOT ABOUT TO DIE. 859 00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,924 IT'S NOT GOING WELL, REALLY. 860 00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,326 TWO NEW LESIONS. 861 00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:58,229 MY LEG HURTS. 862 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:01,066 THERE'S PROTEIN IN MY URINE, THE DOCTOR SAYS, 863 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,967 BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT PORTENDS. 864 00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:06,271 ANYWAY, IT SHOULDN'T BE THERE... 865 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:07,738 THE PROTEIN. 866 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,975 MY BUTT IS CHAPPED FROM DIARRHEA. 867 00:50:11,076 --> 00:50:16,214 AND YESTERDAY I SHAT BLOOD. 868 00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:21,986 I REALLY HATE THIS. 869 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,122 YOU DON'T TELL ME-- 870 00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,856 WELL, YOU GET TOO UPSET ! 871 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,625 I WIND UP COMFORTING YOU. 872 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,794 IT'S EASIER. 873 00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:31,162 OH, THANKS. 874 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,332 IF IT'S BAD, I'LL TELL YOU. 875 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,302 SHITTING BLOOD SOUNDS BAD TO ME. 876 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:40,171 I'M TELLING. AND I'M HANDLING IT. 877 00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:42,473 JUST TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT JUSTICE. 878 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,144 I AM HANDLING IT. 879 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:50,381 WELL, LOUIS, YOU WIN TROOPER OF THE MONTH. 880 00:50:52,117 --> 00:50:56,554 I TAKE IT BACK, YOU AREN'T TROOPER OF THE MONTH. 881 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,556 OH, THIS ISN'T WORKING. 882 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,427 TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT JUSTICE. 883 00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:07,132 YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO DIE. 884 00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:09,800 JUSTICE-- IS AN IMMENSITY. 885 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,537 IT'S A CONFUSING VASTNESS. 886 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,472 JUSTICE IS GOD. 887 00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:20,345 PRIOR ? 888 00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:22,046 HMM ? 889 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:24,782 YOU LOVE ME. 890 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,384 YES. 891 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,787 WHAT IF I WALKED OUT ON THIS ? 892 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:34,259 WOULD YOU HATE ME FOREVER ? 893 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,635 YES. 894 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:06,291 I THINK WE OUGHTTA PRAY. 895 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,294 ASK GOD FOR HELP. 896 00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,796 ASK HIM TOGETHER. 897 00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,531 GOD WON'T TALK TO ME. 898 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,966 I HAVE TO MAKE UP PEOPLE TO TALK TO ME. 899 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,368 YOU HAVE TO KEEP ASKING. 900 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,170 I FORGOT THE QUESTION. 901 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:22,207 OH, YEAH, GOD, IS MY HUSBAND A HOMO ? 902 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:23,541 STOP IT, STOP IT ! 903 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,410 I'M WARNING YOU ! 904 00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,378 DOES IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE 905 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,514 THAT I MIGHT BE ONE THING DEEP WITHIN ? 906 00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:32,617 NO MATTER HOW WRONG OR UGLY THAT THING IS 907 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:36,754 SO LONG AS I FOUGHT WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE TO KILL IT ? 908 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:38,623 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? 909 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,126 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HARPER, MORE THAN THAT ? 910 00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:43,761 FOR GOD'S SAKE, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT ! 911 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:47,932 I'M A SHELL, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO KILL. 912 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,669 AS LONG AS MY BEHAVIOR IS WHAT I KNOW IT HAS TO BE. 913 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:55,306 DECENT, CORRECT, THAT ALONE, IN THE EYES OF GOD-- 914 00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:57,174 NO, NO, NOT THAT. 915 00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:58,609 THAT'S UTAH TALK, MORMON TALK. 916 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,178 I HATE IT, JOE, TELL ME, SAY IT. 917 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,113 ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I AM A VERY GOOD MAN 918 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,450 WHO HAS WORKED VERY HARD TO BECOME GOOD 919 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,017 AND YOU WANT TO DESTROY THAT. 920 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,686 YOU WANT TO DESTROY ME, 921 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,655 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO THAT. 922 00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:15,360 I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY. 923 00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,297 LIAR. YOU LIAR. 924 00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,800 A BABY BORN ADDICTED TO PILLS. 925 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:26,136 A BABY WHO DOES NOT DREAM, BUT WHO HALLUCINATES, 926 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:30,074 WHO STARES UP AT US WITH BIG MIRROR EYES 927 00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,209 AND WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO WE ARE. 928 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:36,547 ARE YOU REALLY ? 929 00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,848 NO. 930 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,784 YES. 931 00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,920 NO, YES. 932 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:44,154 GET AWAY FROM ME. 933 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,991 NOW WE BOTH HAVE A SECRET. 934 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,065 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT CAUSES IT, 935 00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:59,136 AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO CURE IT. 936 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,273 THE BEST THEORY IS THAT WE BLAME A RETRO VIRUS. 937 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,908 THE HUMAN IMMUNO DEFICIENCY VIRUS. 938 00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:07,177 ITS PRESENCE IS MADE KNOWN TO US BY THE USELESS ANTIBODIES 939 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:10,548 WHICH APPEAR IN REACTION TO ITS ENTRANCE INTO THE BLOODSTREAM 940 00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,883 THROUGH A CUT OR AN ORIFICE. 941 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:16,854 THE ANTIBODIES ARE POWERLESS TO PROTECT THE BODY AGAINST IT. 942 00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,424 WHY ? WE DON'T KNOW. 943 00:54:19,524 --> 00:54:21,626 THE BODY'S IMMUNE SYSTEM CEASES TO FUNCTION. 944 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,861 SOMETIMES THE BODY EVEN ATTACKS ITSELF. 945 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:27,432 AT ANY RATE, IT'S LEFT OPEN 946 00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:29,734 TO A WHOLE HORROR HOUSE OF INFECTIONS 947 00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:32,503 FROM MICROBES IT USUALLY DEFENDS AGAINST. 948 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,473 LIKE KAPOSI'S SARCOMAS. 949 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:39,910 THOSE LESIONS ON YOUR ARMS OR YOUR THROAT PROBLEM, 950 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,245 OR THE GLANDS. 951 00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,681 WE THINK IT MAY ALSO BE ABLE TO SLIP PAST 952 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,216 THE BLOOD BRAIN BARRIER INTO THE BRAIN, 953 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:51,489 WHICH IS, OF COURSE, VERY BAD NEWS. 954 00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:53,758 AND IT'S FATAL, AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT PERCENT OF PEOPLE 955 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,293 WITH SUPPRESSED IMMUNE RESPONSES. 956 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:02,967 VERY INTERESTING... 957 00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:05,370 MR. WIZARD. 958 00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:08,839 BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ? 959 00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:16,881 WELL, I HAVE JUST REMOVED ONE OF THREE LESIONS, 960 00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:19,350 WHICH BIOPSY RESULTS WILL PROBABLY TELL US IS 961 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,419 A KAPOSI'S SARCOMA LESION, 962 00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:24,254 AND YOU HAVE A PRONOUNCED SWELLING OF GLANDS 963 00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,357 IN YOUR NECK, GROIN AND ARMPITS. 964 00:55:26,457 --> 00:55:29,126 LYMPHADENOPATHY IS ANOTHER SIGN, 965 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,362 AND YOU HAVE ORAL CANDIDIASIS. 966 00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:34,565 AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE FUNGUS UNDER THE FINGERNAILS 967 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,401 OF TWO DIGITS ON YOUR RIGHT HAND. 968 00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:40,237 SO, THAT'S WHY I'M... 969 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,841 UH, THIS DISEASE... 970 00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,109 SYNDROME. 971 00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,611 WHATEVER. 972 00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:51,949 IT AFFLICTS MOSTLY HOMOSEXUALS AND DRUG ADDICTS. 973 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:54,118 MOSTLY. 974 00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:55,720 HEMOPHILIACS ARE ALSO AT RISKS. 975 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,588 HOMOSEXUALS AND DRUG ADDICTS. 976 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:02,493 SO WHY ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I... 977 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:06,196 WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, HENRY ? 978 00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,565 I DON'T THINK I WAS IMPLYING ANYTHING. 979 00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:08,999 I'M NOT A DRUG ADDICT. 980 00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,501 OH, COME ON, ROY. 981 00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:13,137 WHAT ? WHAT, COME ON, ROY, WHAT ? 982 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,506 DO YOU THINK I'M A JUNKIE, HENRY ? 983 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:18,976 DO YOU SEE TRACKS ? 984 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:23,080 THIS IS ABSURD. 985 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:25,082 SO SAY IT. 986 00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,518 SAY WHAT ? 987 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:30,555 SAY "ROY COHN, YOU ARE A..." 988 00:56:30,655 --> 00:56:32,757 ROY-- "YOU ARE A..." COME ON. 989 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:37,394 NOT "ROY COHN, YOU ARE A DRUG FIEND" 990 00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:40,431 "ROY MARCUS COHN, YOU ARE A..." 991 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:44,034 GO ON, HENRY, IT STARTS WITH AN "H". 992 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,536 OH, I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO-- 993 00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:48,072 WITH AN "H", HENRY, AND IT ISN'T HEMOPHILIAC. 994 00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,441 COME ON ! 995 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,644 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, ROY ? 996 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,179 NO, I MEAN IT, SAY IT. 997 00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:59,784 SAY "ROY COHN, YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL". 998 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,321 AND I WILL PROCEED SYSTEMATICALLY 999 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:09,426 TO DESTROY YOUR REPUTATION AND YOUR PRACTICE. 1000 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:11,829 AND YOUR CAREER 1001 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,198 IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK, HENRY, 1002 00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,033 WHICH YOU KNOW I CAN DO. 1003 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:23,708 ROY, YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING ME SINCE 1958. 1004 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,442 APART FROM THE FACE LIFTS, 1005 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,512 I HAVE TREATED YOU FOR EVERYTHING FROM SYPHILIS-- 1006 00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,413 FROM A WHORE IN DALLAS. 1007 00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,750 FROM SYPHILIS TO VENEREAL WARTS IN YOUR RECTUM 1008 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:36,353 WHICH YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN FROM A WHORE IN DALLAS. 1009 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,222 BUT IT WASN'T A FEMALE WHORE. 1010 00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,925 SO SAY IT. 1011 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:47,798 ROY COHN, YOU ARE... 1012 00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:53,638 YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH MEN. 1013 00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:55,573 MANY, MANY TIMES, ROY. 1014 00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:57,107 AND ONE OF THOSE MEN 1015 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,977 OR ANY NUMBER OF THEM HAS MADE YOU VERY SICK. 1016 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,212 YOU HAVE AIDS. 1017 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,748 AIDS ? 1018 00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:06,684 YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM, HENRY, 1019 00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:11,722 IS THAT YOU ARE HUNG UP ON WORDS, 1020 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,725 ON LABELS THAT YOU BELIEVE 1021 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,027 THEY MEAN WHAT THEY SEEM TO MEAN. 1022 00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,996 AIDS, HOMOSEXUAL, 1023 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:20,330 GAY, LESBIAN. 1024 00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:21,832 YOU THINK THESE ARE NAMES 1025 00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:23,267 THAT TELLS YOU WHO SOMEONE SLEEPS WITH. 1026 00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,468 THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT. 1027 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:26,170 NO ? NO. 1028 00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,639 LIKE ALL LABELS, THEY TELL YOU ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY. 1029 00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:31,942 WHERE DOES AN INDIVIDUAL SO IDENTIFIED FIT 1030 00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:35,179 IN THE FOOD CHAIN. 1031 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,915 IN THE PECKING ORDER. 1032 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,918 NOT IDEOLOGY OR SEXUAL TASTE, 1033 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,486 BUT SOMETHING MUCH SIMPLER... 1034 00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,421 CLOUT. 1035 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,825 NOT WHO I FUCK OR WHO FUCKS ME, 1036 00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:51,261 BUT WHO WILL PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN I CALL. 1037 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,230 WHO OWES ME FAVORS. 1038 00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:57,668 THIS IS WHAT A LABEL REFERS TO. 1039 00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,503 NOW TO SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS, 1040 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:03,741 HOMOSEXUAL IS WHAT I AM, BECAUSE I HAVE SEX WITH MEN. 1041 00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,843 BUT REALLY, THIS IS WRONG. 1042 00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:10,080 HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT MEN WHO SLEEP WITH OTHER MEN. 1043 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:15,185 HOMOSEXUALS ARE MEN WHO IN 15 YEARS OF TRYING 1044 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:18,656 CANNOT PASS A PISSANT ANTI-DISCRIMINATION BILL 1045 00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,557 THROUGH CITY COUNCIL ! 1046 00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,761 HOMOSEXUALS ARE MEN WHO KNOW NOBODY 1047 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,495 AND WHO NOBODY KNOWS, 1048 00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:30,901 WHO HAVE ZERO CLOUT ! 1049 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,770 DOES THIS SOUND LIKE ME, HENRY ? 1050 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,371 NO. 1051 00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,406 NO, I HAVE CLOUT. 1052 00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:37,908 LOTS. 1053 00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:41,812 I PICK UP THIS PHONE, I PUNCH 15 NUMBERS. 1054 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,781 YOU KNOW WHO'S ON THE OTHER END ? 1055 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,050 IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES, HENRY. 1056 00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:47,384 THE PRESIDENT. 1057 00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:50,320 BETTER, HENRY. HIS WIFE. 1058 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,623 I'M IMPRESSED. 1059 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,324 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE IMPRESSED. 1060 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,893 I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND. 1061 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:59,563 THIS IS NOT SOPHISTRY AND THIS IS NOT HYPOCRISY. 1062 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:02,166 THIS IS REALITY. 1063 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,401 I HAVE SEX WITH MEN. 1064 01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:07,705 BUT UNLIKE NEARLY EVERY OTHER MAN OF WHOM THIS IS TRUE 1065 01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,407 I BRING THE GUY I'M SCREWING TO THE WHITE HOUSE, 1066 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:14,578 AND PRESIDENT REAGAN SMILES AT US AND SHAKES HIS HAND 1067 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,848 BECAUSE WHAT I AM 1068 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:21,852 IS DEFINED ENTIRELY BY WHO I AM. 1069 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,522 ROY COHN IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. 1070 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:30,594 ROY COHN IS A HETEROSEXUAL MAN, HENRY, 1071 01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:33,430 WHO FUCKS AROUND WITH GUYS. 1072 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,700 OKAY, ROY. 1073 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,670 THEN WHAT IS MY DIAGNOSIS, HENRY ? 1074 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,105 YOU HAVE AIDS, ROY. 1075 01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:43,507 NO, HENRY, NO. 1076 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:48,212 AIDS IS WHAT HOMOSEXUALS HAVE. 1077 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:51,248 I HAVE... 1078 01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,151 LIVER CANCER. 1079 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:07,164 WELL, WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU HAVE 1080 01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:09,466 IT'S VERY SERIOUS. 1081 01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,869 AND I HAVEN'T GOT A DAMN THING FOR YOU. 1082 01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:17,474 THE N.H.A. IN BETHESDA HAS A NEW DRUG CALLED E.Z.T. 1083 01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,909 WITH A TWO YEAR WAITING LIST 1084 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,811 THAT NOT EVEN I CAN GET YOU ONTO. 1085 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:24,581 SO PICK UP THE PHONE, ROY. 1086 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,616 AND DIAL THE 15 NUMBERS. 1087 01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,252 AND TELL THE FIRST LADY THAT YOU NEED IN 1088 01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,921 ON AN EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT FOR LIVER CANCER. 1089 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,557 BECAUSE YOU CAN CALL IT ANY DAMN THING YOU WANT, ROY. 1090 01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:36,827 BUT WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO... 1091 01:01:36,927 --> 01:01:39,730 IS VERY BAD NEWS.