1 00:00:05,182 --> 00:00:09,486 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:00:09,586 --> 00:00:12,223 ( music ) 3 00:01:37,908 --> 00:01:40,477 ( explosions ) 4 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:49,620 ( distant screams ) 5 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,921 DOCTOR... 6 00:01:51,021 --> 00:01:53,557 ( speaking Russian ) 7 00:02:09,706 --> 00:02:12,276 ( groaning ) 8 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:30,294 ( screaming ) 9 00:02:33,597 --> 00:02:35,131 MEDIC... 10 00:02:35,232 --> 00:02:38,201 MEDIC... 11 00:03:04,961 --> 00:03:08,131 ( dog barking ) 12 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,334 CARE TO JOIN ME FOR BREAKFAST ? 13 00:03:10,434 --> 00:03:12,669 WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ? 14 00:03:12,769 --> 00:03:15,205 THEY'RE GETTING WORSE, AREN'T THEY... 15 00:03:15,306 --> 00:03:16,973 THE DREAMS ? 16 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:18,208 I'M NOT TALKIN' TO YOU. 17 00:03:18,309 --> 00:03:21,011 YOU WILL. 18 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:25,849 SOON. 19 00:03:28,419 --> 00:03:32,356 ( radio playing ) 20 00:03:50,941 --> 00:03:56,079 * IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON, SAILIN' OVER A CARDBOARD SEA * 21 00:03:56,179 --> 00:03:59,550 * BUT IT WOULDN'T BE MAKE BELIEVE * 22 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,886 * IF YOU BELIEVED IN ME * 23 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:04,855 HEY. 24 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:08,525 HEY. 25 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:10,861 WHATCHA LISTENIN' TO ? 26 00:04:12,929 --> 00:04:14,798 UP EARLY. 27 00:04:14,898 --> 00:04:19,470 TOO HOT TO SLEEP. 28 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:29,112 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO FOR A DRIVE, YOU AND ME ? 29 00:04:29,212 --> 00:04:31,281 MAYBE HAVE US A LITTLE PICNIC ? 30 00:04:31,382 --> 00:04:35,185 ALREADY GOT YA SOME DESSERT 31 00:04:35,285 --> 00:04:37,888 PACKED UP UNDER THIS HERE KIMONO. 32 00:04:42,393 --> 00:04:45,362 I CAN'T. 33 00:04:50,401 --> 00:04:53,003 DON'T YOU... 34 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:57,908 MISS ME, BABY ? 35 00:04:58,008 --> 00:05:00,043 I KNOW I MISS YOU. 36 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:17,961 ( sniffling ) 37 00:05:33,276 --> 00:05:34,845 THINK FAST. 38 00:05:42,553 --> 00:05:43,920 HIGH AND INSIDE. 39 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:45,522 PIG'S EYE. 40 00:05:45,622 --> 00:05:47,057 I JUST TELL 'EM, I DON'T SMELL 'EM. 41 00:05:47,157 --> 00:05:49,793 ALRIGHT. 42 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:58,034 UM, THAT WAS GOOD. 43 00:05:58,134 --> 00:05:59,903 NOW PUT SOME HEAT ON IT. 44 00:06:00,003 --> 00:06:03,940 PUT ANYMORE HEAT ON IT I'LL BURN A HOLE IN YOUR GLOVE. 45 00:06:09,546 --> 00:06:11,181 OLD TRICK BACK WHEN I USED TO HURL. 46 00:06:11,281 --> 00:06:15,385 YA PICTURE A FACE IN THE CATCHER'S MITT. 47 00:06:15,486 --> 00:06:20,056 SOMEBODY YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO PEG. 48 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:27,197 LET'S SEE NOW, WHO CAN THAT BE... 49 00:06:27,297 --> 00:06:30,000 OH YEAH. 50 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,234 HI MAMA. 51 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:33,336 KNOCK IT OFF. 52 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,606 FOR A BODY THAT DON'T TALK, 53 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:37,874 SHE SURE DOES GOT A LOT TO SAY. 54 00:06:50,554 --> 00:06:53,056 SHE DON'T LIKE MY FRIENDS. 55 00:06:53,156 --> 00:06:55,091 IS THAT A FACT ? 56 00:06:55,191 --> 00:06:57,327 NO EXCEPTIONS ? 57 00:06:57,427 --> 00:06:59,362 WELL THERE IS YOU OF COURSE. 58 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,998 SHE'S GOT A MIND YOU WALK ON WATER. 59 00:07:02,098 --> 00:07:03,500 THAT'S NATURAL. 60 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:07,070 SHE'S GOT IT IN FOR LIBBY THOUGH. 61 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:10,674 HUH... 62 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,178 WHAT ? 63 00:07:15,278 --> 00:07:16,446 NOTHIN'. 64 00:07:16,547 --> 00:07:18,782 YOU MADE A SOUND, THAT'S SOMETHIN'. 65 00:07:18,882 --> 00:07:22,385 JUST THINKIN' IT'S NOT ALL THAT SURPRISIN', THAT'S ALL. 66 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,855 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? 67 00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:27,924 NOTHIN'. 68 00:07:28,024 --> 00:07:30,627 SHE'S TRASH JUST 'CAUSE SHE DANCES FOR A LIVING ? 69 00:07:30,727 --> 00:07:33,296 IT'S NOTHIN' YOU HAVEN'T SAID BEFORE YOU TWO STARTED... 70 00:07:33,396 --> 00:07:35,131 PALLIN' AROUND. 71 00:07:35,231 --> 00:07:36,499 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT ? 72 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,103 I'M JUST THINKIN' THAT MAYBE... 73 00:07:40,203 --> 00:07:42,072 YOUR MAMA WAS THINKING THAT... 74 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:43,406 WHAT ? 75 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,075 NOTHIN'. 76 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:48,912 I LIKE LIBBY. 77 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:56,019 SHIT. 78 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:00,090 GODDAMNIT. 79 00:08:09,232 --> 00:08:11,101 SCORPION BOY. 80 00:08:11,201 --> 00:08:12,368 CLAWS. 81 00:08:12,468 --> 00:08:15,371 FELLA'S GOT CLAWS INSTEAD OF HANDS. 82 00:08:15,471 --> 00:08:17,207 YEAH. 83 00:08:17,307 --> 00:08:19,175 IT'S A HAUL. 84 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:20,677 20, 30 MILE. 85 00:08:20,777 --> 00:08:23,747 LITTLE TOWN CALLED GUNDERSON, I THINK. 86 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:25,882 SOUNDS SKETCHY TO ME. 87 00:08:25,982 --> 00:08:28,852 CHRIST BOY, WHEN YOU GONNA LEARN, 88 00:08:28,952 --> 00:08:31,221 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BUSINESS IS SKETCHY. 89 00:08:31,321 --> 00:08:34,024 SQUEEZE THE STUPID OUTTA YOUR EARS AND LISTEN UP. 90 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:38,829 FIRST THING YOU WANNA DO IS MAKE SURE HE'S GENUINE. 91 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:41,164 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ? 92 00:08:41,264 --> 00:08:42,766 CHECK HIS PAWS. 93 00:08:42,866 --> 00:08:44,635 MAKE SURE HE AIN'T WEARIN' SOME KINDA TRICK 94 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:46,536 RUBBER GLOVES OR SOMETHING. 95 00:08:46,637 --> 00:08:47,938 HE PASSES MUSTER, 96 00:08:48,038 --> 00:08:51,742 YOU TELL HIM HE CAN MAKE FOUR CLAMS A WEEK. 97 00:08:51,842 --> 00:08:53,309 GO ON UP TO SIX IF YOU GOT TO. 98 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,078 SIX ? 99 00:08:55,178 --> 00:08:58,649 BUT ONLY IF YOU GOT TO, NOT A PENNY MORE ! 100 00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:02,252 I AIN'T NEVER DONE NOTHIN' LIKE THIS BEFORE. 101 00:09:02,352 --> 00:09:04,888 ICE-CREAM AND CAKE, KID. 102 00:09:04,988 --> 00:09:06,489 YEAH, SO WHY AIN'T YOU DOING IT THEN ? 103 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,892 'CAUSE IF I HEAD OUT, EVERYONE WILL KNOW. 104 00:09:08,992 --> 00:09:12,328 WE GOT A LOT OF CARNIES DEFECTORATIN' LATELY. 105 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,965 COMPETITION CATCHES WORD OF THIS, 106 00:09:15,065 --> 00:09:16,833 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THAT SCORPION BOY'LL BE MANGY 107 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:19,369 WITH FREAK-FINDERS FROM EVERY SHOW IN ALL FIVE COUNTIES. 108 00:09:24,808 --> 00:09:26,242 HERE'S 15 BUCKS. 109 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:29,279 YOU GIVE HIS FOLKS WHATEVER YOU GO TO, TO PRY HIM LOOSE. 110 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,382 GOT ANY QUESTIONS ? 111 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:35,185 YEAH, WHY ME ? 112 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:41,157 I GUESS IT'S JUST YOUR TURN IN THE BARREL, BOY. 113 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:52,268 ( screaming ) 114 00:09:57,473 --> 00:10:01,044 ( music ) 115 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:15,986 MMM... 116 00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:18,554 WAS DADDY NICE TO LILA ? 117 00:11:18,654 --> 00:11:22,125 MM-HMM. 118 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,199 I TAKE IT THINGS ARE GOING WELL ? 119 00:11:29,299 --> 00:11:32,235 JUST DANDY. 120 00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:37,473 BOY'S LOOKIN' A BIT RAGGED ROUND THE EDGES. 121 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:41,912 INSOMNIA IS CRUEL MISTRESS. 122 00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:44,080 HE AIN'T SLEEPIN' ? 123 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:47,250 HE'S AFRAID TO. 124 00:11:49,385 --> 00:11:51,254 ( laughing ) 125 00:11:51,354 --> 00:11:55,826 DO ME A FAVOR, DEAR ? 126 00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:58,028 IT'D BE MY PLEASURE. 127 00:11:58,128 --> 00:12:02,732 KEEP A VERY CLOSE EYE ON THE BOY. 128 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:06,302 I WANT YOU TO KEEP TRACK OF HIS CONDION FOR ME. 129 00:12:06,402 --> 00:12:10,373 MM-HMM... 130 00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:42,305 MY BUTTERCUP... 131 00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:50,380 OH, DADDY. 132 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:58,288 ( moaning ) 133 00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:01,457 ( loud moaning ) 134 00:13:45,936 --> 00:13:47,703 EXCUSE ME. 135 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:48,972 YEAH ? 136 00:13:49,072 --> 00:13:52,075 IS THIS THE ROAD TO GUNDERSON ? 137 00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:59,415 GUNDERSON... 138 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,887 JEEPERS, YOU ARE LOST. 139 00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:07,723 YOU WANT TO TURN AROUND, AND DRIVE BACK TO THE FORK. 140 00:14:07,823 --> 00:14:09,392 HI LANE. 141 00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:10,693 THAT'S RIGHT, SON. 142 00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,696 TAKE HI LANE UP TO TRUNK ROAD. 143 00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:15,731 RUN ABOUT 15, 25 MILES 144 00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:17,867 'TIL IT NEAR PETERS OUT. 145 00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,902 THERE'S A LITTLE DIRT CONNECTER 146 00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:21,804 OFF TO YOUR LEFT. 147 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,439 GOES RIGHT INTO TOWN. 148 00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:26,209 THANK YOU. 149 00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:58,174 ( music ) 150 00:15:08,051 --> 00:15:11,187 * IF YOU KNEW SUSIE, LIKE I KNOW SUSIE * 151 00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:15,325 * OH, OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL * 152 00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:19,395 * IT SOUNDS SO CLASSY, AS THIS FAIR LASSIE * 153 00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:23,466 * OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS... * 154 00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:24,900 SHOOT ! 155 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:26,736 THAT SONG IS GOD AWFUL. 156 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:30,340 YOU THINK ? 157 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:40,050 * OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL * 158 00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:45,355 YOU MAD AT ME FOR GETTIN' YOU ALL FIRED UP 159 00:15:45,455 --> 00:15:47,223 TO BLOW OUTTA HERE AND ALL... 160 00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:49,459 NAH. 161 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:53,996 MAYBE A LITTLE. 162 00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:05,007 WELL, I'M A BIG, FAT CHICKEN. 163 00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:07,677 GUESS YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW THAT NOW. 164 00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:10,913 WELL, YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT FAT. 165 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,416 OWW, THAT HURT ! 166 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:19,555 I'M SORRY. 167 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:24,494 WASN'T IN THE CARDS. 168 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:34,237 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED ? 169 00:16:34,337 --> 00:16:35,871 WHAT ? 170 00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:37,807 YOU NEED PATSY. 171 00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:41,043 OKAY. 172 00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:57,993 THE WORDS COME OUTTA MY MOUTH 173 00:16:58,094 --> 00:16:59,295 AND BY THE TIME THEY HIT HER EARDRUMS 174 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,531 IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT SET OF WORDS. 175 00:17:01,631 --> 00:17:03,099 I SAY "HOW'S THINGS ?" 176 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:06,502 SHE SAYS, SHE HEARS 177 00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:08,938 "HOW CAN I HORN IN ON YOUR PRIVATE BUSINESS ?" 178 00:17:09,038 --> 00:17:12,442 TALK' TO A WOMAN'S LIKE TALKIN' TO A RADIO. 179 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:16,879 THAT'S RIGHT, AND THE DIAL IS PERMANENTLY TUNED TO SHOW 180 00:17:16,979 --> 00:17:18,681 CALLED "JONESY'S A BONEHEAD--" 181 00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:20,450 AH, SHIT ! 182 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,519 GIMME THAT. 183 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,930 YOU NEED TO GET YOUR CANDLE WAXED, MY FRIEND. 184 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,733 WHO DON'T ? 185 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:41,070 NOT LIKE YOU. 186 00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:44,340 YOU GOT THE WORST CASE OF BLUEBALLS I EVER DID SEE. 187 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,441 YEAH. 188 00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:47,610 I'M SERIOUS. 189 00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:49,912 THIS FRIEND OF MINE, A FELLA, ERNIE BENGSTROM, 190 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:51,647 HAD HIMSELF A BLOW-OUT. 191 00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:53,749 A WHAT ? 192 00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:55,885 OH YEAH, A BLOW-OUT. 193 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,187 AW HELL. 194 00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:59,855 WIFE WALKED OUT ON HIM... 195 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,791 AND HE SWORE OFF WOMEN. 196 00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:05,895 A YEAR, TWO, HIS LEFT NUT POPPED 197 00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:08,931 JUST LIKE A DAMN CHERRY-BOMB. 198 00:18:09,031 --> 00:18:10,533 POW ! 199 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:14,237 DREIFUSS, THAT IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP I EVER HEARD. 200 00:18:14,337 --> 00:18:16,872 MAYBE IT IS, MAYBE IT ISN'T, BUT YOU MY FRIEND, 201 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,074 YOU COULD USE A TOSS. 202 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,544 I DON'T GOT TIME TO COZY UP SKIRTS. 203 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:26,516 I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT COURTIN'. 204 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,888 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RITA SUE. 205 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:38,127 NAH. 206 00:18:38,228 --> 00:18:40,663 SHE AIN'T PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YA ? 207 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:43,333 NO, THAT AIN'T IT. 208 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:45,268 IF MONEY'S A PROBLEM 209 00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:46,836 I BELIEVE I'LL BE ABLE TO JIGGER A DISCOUNT. 210 00:18:46,936 --> 00:18:48,938 OH, FORGET IT. 211 00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,676 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, CLAYTON. 212 00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:56,246 YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR, HE GIVES YOUR SACK A LITTLE SQUEEZE, 213 00:18:56,346 --> 00:19:00,015 ASKS YA TO COUGH, YOU THINK HE'S GETTIN' SWEET ON YOU ? 214 00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:03,152 IT AIN'T THE SAME THING. 215 00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:04,754 THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING. 216 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,689 THE WOMAN'S A PROFESSIONAL. 217 00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:10,025 BESIDES... 218 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,895 YOU'D BE DOIN' ME A FAVOR. 219 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:15,030 YEAH, HOW'S THAT ? 220 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:17,166 SHE'S IS A HIGH-STEPPER, THAT RITA SUE. 221 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,001 SHE'S WEARIN' ME OUT. 222 00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:20,570 SHE NEEDS A LOTTA LOVIN'. 223 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,205 MY HEART'S BLEEDIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR YA, FELIX, 224 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:24,374 I SWEAR TO GOD. 225 00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:26,208 I AIN'T KIDDIN' AROUND. 226 00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:28,544 I'M CHAPPED HALF WAY UP TO MY BELLY-BUTTON. 227 00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,280 I NEED ME A RELIEF-PITCHER HERE. 228 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,748 AWW HELL, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA WORK ON THIS. 229 00:19:32,848 --> 00:19:38,754 ALRIGHT, JUST COME BY TONIGHT AFTER THE FIRST SHOW. 230 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:43,225 AWW HELL, STUMPY. 231 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,300 YOU WANT TO SHOW UP, THAT'S FINE. 232 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,436 YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP... 233 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:58,708 THAT'S FINE TOO. 234 00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:16,759 ( music ) 235 00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,862 SHIT. 236 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:25,868 SWITCH. 237 00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,237 AND SWITCH. 238 00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:30,272 AND SWITCH. 239 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,842 ( laughing ) 240 00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:43,586 COUPLE OF MATCHIN' OUTFITS, YOU COULD HAVE SOMETHIN' THERE. 241 00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:45,020 YA THINK ? 242 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,856 SURE I DO. 243 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,562 IT ISN'T THE FOLLIES, 244 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:54,997 BUT THEN THIS AIN'T HARDLY MANHATTAN NEITHER. 245 00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:58,401 YOU SEEN THE HAWKINS BOY ? 246 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:01,170 HE LIT OUT IN THE CHEVY THIS MORNIN'. 247 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,340 WHERE TO ? 248 00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:09,845 COME OVER HERE, LITTLE LADY. 249 00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:23,559 ( screaming ) 250 00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:58,027 ( clearing throat ) 251 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,007 NOW THEN... 252 00:22:12,107 --> 00:22:16,378 MISTER... 253 00:22:21,517 --> 00:22:24,153 MISTER DOE. 254 00:22:24,253 --> 00:22:26,021 MIND IF I CALL YOU JOHN ? 255 00:22:26,121 --> 00:22:28,558 APPARENTLY, YOU JUMPED-- 256 00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:33,062 NO, YOU THREATENED TO JUMP OFF THE JOHN F. CHELLIS BRIDGE. 257 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:40,035 NOPE, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ? 258 00:22:41,437 --> 00:22:43,372 I REMEMBER... 259 00:22:43,473 --> 00:22:46,809 I REMEMBER PERFECTLY. 260 00:22:50,546 --> 00:22:52,882 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WHAT I AM. 261 00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:54,617 AND THAT IS... ? 262 00:22:54,717 --> 00:22:59,489 THE LEFT HAND OF GOD. 263 00:22:59,589 --> 00:23:02,692 I SEE, LEFT... 264 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:05,260 AND WHAT, EXACTLY, DOES IT MEAN TO BE THE "LEFT HAND OF GOD ?" 265 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,930 IT MEANS THAT I'M NO LONGER HIS SERVANT. 266 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:11,300 AND I NEVER WAS. 267 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,871 I AM HIS WILL MADE FLESH. 268 00:23:15,971 --> 00:23:19,374 LIKE JESUS ? 269 00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:21,310 ( chuckling ) 270 00:23:21,410 --> 00:23:23,913 NO. 271 00:23:27,016 --> 00:23:29,084 SATAN ? 272 00:23:29,184 --> 00:23:33,723 NO. 273 00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:44,500 YOU'VE MISSPELLED "EXCITATION." 274 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,671 I BEG YOUR PARDON ? 275 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:58,748 YOU ASKED ME WHAT IT MEANT TO BE THE "LEFT HAND OF GOD". 276 00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:02,451 I TOLD YOU... 277 00:24:02,552 --> 00:24:05,387 I BROKE A MAN'S NECK. 278 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,490 AH... 279 00:24:08,591 --> 00:24:12,227 YOU NEVER SAID... 280 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,597 YOU BROKE A MAN'S NECK. 281 00:24:14,697 --> 00:24:17,266 I WILLED IT, AND IT WAS SO. 282 00:24:17,366 --> 00:24:20,035 FASCINATING. 283 00:24:20,135 --> 00:24:22,037 YES. 284 00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,506 AND TERRIBLE AND... 285 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:35,551 WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT ON ME ? 286 00:24:35,651 --> 00:24:41,023 PERHAPS I ALREADY HAVE. 287 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:50,299 THE TREATMENTS THAT YOU RECEIVED 288 00:24:50,399 --> 00:24:52,434 WERE NOT INTENDED TO BE PUNITIVE. 289 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:55,470 THE PAIN IS AN UNAVOIDABLE SIDE-EFFECT. 290 00:24:55,571 --> 00:24:57,740 YES, QUITE RIGHT. 291 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,678 "PAIN IS AN UNAVOIDABLE SIDE-EFFECT..." 292 00:25:04,479 --> 00:25:06,181 MMM... 293 00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:19,461 MIGHT IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET SOME PAPER 294 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,797 AND SOMETHING TO WRITE WITH ? 295 00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,866 A FOUNTAIN-PEN PERHAPS. 296 00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:26,135 I'M AFRAID THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 297 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,271 NO MATTER. 298 00:25:29,371 --> 00:25:31,306 ( knocking ) 299 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,876 I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE NECESSARY. 300 00:25:39,548 --> 00:25:42,184 THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 301 00:25:53,162 --> 00:25:56,298 ( distant screams ) 302 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,946 ( stuttering ) FA-F-FILL HER UP ? 303 00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:48,483 I'M LOOKIN' FOR A TOWN CALLED GUNDERSON. 304 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:53,923 G-GUNDERSON ? 305 00:26:54,023 --> 00:26:56,258 YEAH. 306 00:26:56,358 --> 00:26:59,194 WELL, HMM... 307 00:26:59,294 --> 00:27:04,266 THERE'S GUNDERVILLE. 308 00:27:04,366 --> 00:27:08,370 THAT GOTTA G-GUNDER IN IT. 309 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:10,072 WHERE'S IT AT ? 310 00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:13,075 THERE'S A FELLA LIVES UP HERE. 311 00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:16,746 CALLS HIMSELF THE SCORPION BOY. 312 00:27:16,846 --> 00:27:20,549 SCORPION BOY ? 313 00:27:20,649 --> 00:27:21,884 YEAH, CLAWS. 314 00:27:21,984 --> 00:27:25,220 HE'S GOT CLAWS INSTEAD OF HANDS. 315 00:27:26,488 --> 00:27:31,526 NO, NO, SCORPION B-BOYS. 316 00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:34,429 NOT AROUND HERE. 317 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:35,831 YEAH. 318 00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:44,273 B-B-BUT GOT US A, UM, LOBSTER GAL. 319 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,241 SHE G-GOT CLAWS... 320 00:27:46,341 --> 00:27:48,811 WHERE'S SHE AT ? 321 00:27:48,911 --> 00:27:52,982 YOU T-TURN AROUND, RUN ON DOWN ABOUT 322 00:27:53,082 --> 00:27:55,851 15, 20 MILE TO THE FORK. 323 00:27:55,951 --> 00:27:58,954 AND THEN YOU HOOK AROUND TO L-LANE. 324 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,656 ANOTHER MILE OR SO THERE'S AN OLD PLACE, 325 00:28:01,757 --> 00:28:03,058 THE TUCKER PLACE. 326 00:28:03,158 --> 00:28:07,262 THAT'S WHERE THE LOBSTER-GAL RESIDES. 327 00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:12,001 THANK YOU. 328 00:28:33,288 --> 00:28:35,524 YOU'RE PRETTY LIGHT UP ON YOUR FEET THERE, MISSY. 329 00:28:35,624 --> 00:28:37,259 MA. 330 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,794 SHE IS. 331 00:28:38,894 --> 00:28:40,963 WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO DANCE ? 332 00:28:41,063 --> 00:28:43,565 I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST SORTA-- 333 00:28:43,665 --> 00:28:45,234 COMES NATURAL ? 334 00:28:45,334 --> 00:28:50,873 LIBBY BABY, GO GET MAMA ONE OF THEM KNEE-HIGHS. 335 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,009 SCOOT. 336 00:29:03,752 --> 00:29:05,454 I WANNA THANK YOU. 337 00:29:05,554 --> 00:29:07,222 WHAT FOR ? 338 00:29:07,322 --> 00:29:10,225 IT'S A LONG TIME SINCE I SEEN MY BABY SMILIN' 339 00:29:10,325 --> 00:29:13,695 AND HAVIN' ALL THAT FUN UP ON THE STAGE. 340 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:18,100 I WAS AFRAID BABYLON TOOK THAT AWAY FROM HER. 341 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,609 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA ! 342 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,178 WHAT ? 343 00:29:29,278 --> 00:29:30,812 WHY DON'T YOU WORK THE BALLY ? 344 00:29:30,913 --> 00:29:34,083 I REALLY COULDN'T-- 345 00:29:34,183 --> 00:29:36,085 DON'T BE JUMPIN' TO CONCLUSIONS. 346 00:29:36,185 --> 00:29:38,020 I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO STRIP OR NOTHIN'. 347 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,055 YOU JUST GOTTA GET UP THERE 348 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,357 LOOKIN' ALL COY WHILE FELIX TURNS THE TIP. 349 00:29:42,457 --> 00:29:44,393 GET THE RUBES ALL PERCOLATED FOR THE REAL SHOW. 350 00:29:44,493 --> 00:29:47,062 YOU AND LIB WOULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN UP THERE. 351 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:48,797 I CAN'T. 352 00:29:48,898 --> 00:29:53,903 I GOT A JOB, SO... 353 00:29:57,139 --> 00:30:00,976 BESIDES, I THINK MAMA WOULD PROBABLY BLOW A GASKET. 354 00:30:01,076 --> 00:30:02,878 YOU KNOW SOMETHIN' ? 355 00:30:02,978 --> 00:30:05,280 MY MAMA FELT THE EXACT SAME WAY. 356 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,517 WHICH IS WHY I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS. 357 00:30:11,386 --> 00:30:12,922 MA. 358 00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:15,124 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? 359 00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:20,595 I'M GONNA GO. 360 00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:27,903 COME BY LATER ? 361 00:30:29,171 --> 00:30:32,307 BE SURE AND TELL YOUR MAMA HI FOR ME. 362 00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:37,246 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER MAMA. 363 00:30:37,346 --> 00:30:39,281 WHAT'S TO KNOW ? 364 00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:40,615 SHE'S A STIFF. 365 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,117 I'M JUST BEIN' POLITE. 366 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:44,653 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO PUT THE HUSTLE ON HER. 367 00:30:44,753 --> 00:30:46,688 HUSTLE ? 368 00:30:46,788 --> 00:30:47,822 OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 369 00:30:47,923 --> 00:30:50,559 YOU KNOW EXACTLY-- 370 00:30:50,659 --> 00:30:52,227 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 371 00:30:52,327 --> 00:30:54,964 SHE'S NOT SOME DUMB NELLY YOU CAN JUST GRIND INTO THE SHOW. 372 00:30:55,064 --> 00:30:56,731 SHE'S GOT CLASS. 373 00:30:56,831 --> 00:31:01,470 I AM JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 374 00:31:10,612 --> 00:31:12,047 WHY HAWKINS ? 375 00:31:12,147 --> 00:31:13,715 CAN YOU TELL ME THAT ? 376 00:31:13,815 --> 00:31:15,284 IT'S A DELICATE SITUATION, LODZ. 377 00:31:15,384 --> 00:31:17,719 HE'S THE ONLY ONE AROUND WHO KNOWS HOW TO KEEP HIS TRAP SHUT, 378 00:31:17,819 --> 00:31:20,755 UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW. 379 00:31:20,855 --> 00:31:23,058 SAMSON, I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 380 00:31:23,158 --> 00:31:25,927 THE BOY IS A PRISON ESCAPEE, A FUGITIVE ! 381 00:31:26,028 --> 00:31:28,998 AND YET YOU THINK NOTHING OF GIVING HIM 382 00:31:29,098 --> 00:31:31,633 15 DOLLARS CASH PLUS A CAR. 383 00:31:31,733 --> 00:31:33,635 YEAH. 384 00:31:33,735 --> 00:31:35,971 DOESN'T THAT STRIKE YOU AS... 385 00:31:36,071 --> 00:31:39,341 IMPRUDENT ? 386 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:40,942 HELL, LODZ. 387 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:43,445 HALF THE GUYS IN THIS PLACE ARE JAILBIRDS. 388 00:31:43,545 --> 00:31:45,547 I SEND 'EM OUT ON RUNS ALL THE TIME, 389 00:31:45,647 --> 00:31:47,482 THEY ALWAYS COME BACK. 390 00:31:47,582 --> 00:31:49,851 MOSTLY ALWAYS. 391 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,553 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK ? 392 00:31:51,653 --> 00:31:54,089 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 393 00:31:54,189 --> 00:31:58,027 I THINK YOU'VE MADE A VERY, VERY LARGE MISTAKE, MY FRIEND. 394 00:31:58,127 --> 00:31:59,528 MISTAKE, WHAT MISTAKE ? 395 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:02,397 YOU YOURSELF SAID THE KID IS A BUMPKIN. 396 00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:03,965 HE'S NOT JUST-- 397 00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:05,900 HE'S NOT JUST A BUMPKIN. 398 00:32:06,001 --> 00:32:08,303 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME. 399 00:32:08,403 --> 00:32:09,771 WHAT IS HE ? 400 00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:13,375 EXACTLY. 401 00:34:01,683 --> 00:34:04,085 IS THIS WHERE THE LOBSTER-GAL LIVES ? 402 00:34:04,186 --> 00:34:07,322 YOU WITH THE FREAK-SH ? 403 00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:10,125 YEAH. 404 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,500 WELL, HELLO YOUNG BUCK ! 405 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,135 WHAT KEPT YA ? 406 00:35:04,413 --> 00:35:06,681 MOTHER, WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 407 00:35:06,781 --> 00:35:08,883 I TOLD HER NO. 408 00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:12,187 WHY ARE YOU NAGGING ME FOR SOMETHING I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ? 409 00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:16,124 YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I WOULD. 410 00:35:16,225 --> 00:35:18,727 AT LEAST LIBBY'S MOTHER TREATS HER DAUGHTER 411 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:20,895 WITH A LITTLE RESPECT. 412 00:35:22,231 --> 00:35:23,965 YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, MOTHER. 413 00:35:24,065 --> 00:35:26,601 AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHO HER FATHER IS-- 414 00:35:26,701 --> 00:35:27,469 ( slapping sounds ) 415 00:35:35,744 --> 00:35:37,612 CLAYTON JONES... 416 00:35:37,712 --> 00:35:38,713 YEP. 417 00:35:38,813 --> 00:35:41,283 JONESY ? 418 00:35:41,383 --> 00:35:43,885 OH YEAH, I FIGURED HE'S-- 419 00:35:43,985 --> 00:35:45,920 I DON'T ROLL WITH TRADE. 420 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,522 I KNOW, BUT-- 421 00:35:47,622 --> 00:35:49,391 BUT NOTHIN', THAT IS THE WAY IT IS. 422 00:35:49,491 --> 00:35:51,326 NO TRICKS WITH CARNY-FOLK. 423 00:35:51,426 --> 00:35:54,929 C'MON, BABY, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS HARD AND FAST-- 424 00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:58,867 WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS ? 425 00:35:58,967 --> 00:36:04,205 UH, UH, JONESY, OUT THERE... 426 00:36:04,306 --> 00:36:06,308 HE UH... 427 00:36:06,408 --> 00:36:08,577 WHAT DO YA MEAN ? 428 00:36:08,677 --> 00:36:11,045 WHOSE IDEA, YOU OR JONES ? 429 00:36:11,145 --> 00:36:12,714 IT WAS HIS. 430 00:36:12,814 --> 00:36:14,683 HELL, I WOULDN'T OF SET THIS UP INDEPENDENT. 431 00:36:14,783 --> 00:36:18,287 THE POOR SAP, HE PRACTICALLY BEGGED ME. 432 00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:21,089 IS THAT SO ? 433 00:36:21,189 --> 00:36:22,291 YES, MA'AM. 434 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:25,694 YOU'RE LYIN' TO ME. 435 00:36:25,794 --> 00:36:28,930 THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'. 436 00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:36,371 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO US ? 437 00:36:36,471 --> 00:36:39,140 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 438 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,175 IT'S JUST ANOTHER GODDAMN TRICK. 439 00:36:41,276 --> 00:36:44,346 FINE, LINE HIM UP. 440 00:36:59,027 --> 00:36:59,628 RITA-- 441 00:36:59,728 --> 00:37:01,730 I SAID FINE. 442 00:37:17,379 --> 00:37:20,181 WHY, HI YA, SOFIE. 443 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:23,552 ( shouting ) 444 00:37:23,652 --> 00:37:27,021 ( music ) 445 00:38:09,297 --> 00:38:10,865 ( male on radio ) Good afternoon, friends. 446 00:38:10,965 --> 00:38:13,935 This is Tommy Dolan with more true tales from the road, 447 00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:17,005 and unless you've been visiting Mars lately, 448 00:38:17,105 --> 00:38:20,609 you've probably been following the story of Brother Justin, 449 00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:23,612 originally recounted by this reporter. 450 00:38:23,712 --> 00:38:27,716 Up and down the Golden State, one burning question 451 00:38:27,816 --> 00:38:30,452 has crossed the lips of men, women and children alike, 452 00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:33,455 white, black, brown and yellow... 453 00:38:33,555 --> 00:38:36,991 ( shouting ) BE STILL. 454 00:38:37,091 --> 00:38:38,860 A question that has been scrawled on water-towers, 455 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,896 boxcars and bridge abutments from Crescent city to Calexico, 456 00:38:41,996 --> 00:38:44,265 a question that has become a rallying cry 457 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,267 for the disenfranchised. 458 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:49,971 Where are you, Brother Justin ? 459 00:39:03,785 --> 00:39:07,088 WATCH OUT FOR THE UPHOLSTERY, DARLIN'. 460 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,063 HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS, I HOPE. 461 00:39:39,153 --> 00:39:41,456 HAVE YOURSELF A GOO GOO, BOY. 462 00:39:41,556 --> 00:39:43,758 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 463 00:39:43,858 --> 00:39:46,060 HELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL SORE ABOUT IT. 464 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,663 YOU KNOW, US FREAK-FINDERS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER. 465 00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:50,765 SO, YOU'RE WITH SAMSON'S OUTFIT. 466 00:39:50,865 --> 00:39:52,801 YOU KNOW, HIM AND ME GO WAY BACK. 467 00:39:52,901 --> 00:39:54,903 PHINEAS BOFFO. 468 00:39:55,003 --> 00:39:57,472 HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SOURPUSS ABOUT IT. 469 00:39:57,572 --> 00:39:59,173 PUT HER THERE, KID. 470 00:40:07,682 --> 00:40:09,117 ( glass shattering ) 471 00:40:09,217 --> 00:40:11,185 ( screaming ) 472 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:13,187 JESUS, LET ME GO ! 473 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:16,457 WHAT IS THIS ? 474 00:40:16,558 --> 00:40:18,192 HELLS BELLS, KID. 475 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,061 IT'S MY LODGE-RING. 476 00:40:20,161 --> 00:40:21,663 YOU KNOW, THE CRAFT. 477 00:40:21,763 --> 00:40:24,198 GIMME MY RING BACK GODDAMNIT. 478 00:40:27,335 --> 00:40:28,603 GODDAMN THIEF ! 479 00:40:28,703 --> 00:40:31,105 COME BACK WITH MY RING ! 480 00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:53,361 CAN I KEEP MY UNDERTHINGS ON ? 481 00:40:53,461 --> 00:40:55,229 LONG AS YOU'RE NOT FLASHIN' STRAPS. 482 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:57,465 OWW... 483 00:40:57,566 --> 00:40:59,500 JUST BE SURE AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE CROWD. 484 00:40:59,601 --> 00:41:01,670 DON'T WANNA 'CAUSE A RUCKUS. 485 00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:04,939 ARE YOU MAD AT ME ? 486 00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:06,040 NO. 487 00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:08,376 THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRUSHIN' ME BALD ? 488 00:41:08,476 --> 00:41:09,477 I WAS JUST-- 489 00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:11,012 JUST WHAT ?! 490 00:41:11,112 --> 00:41:13,582 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT OLD HUSTLE. 491 00:41:13,682 --> 00:41:16,017 WHAT HUSTLE ? 492 00:41:16,117 --> 00:41:17,686 OH GAL ! 493 00:41:17,786 --> 00:41:19,287 YOU ARE A NATURAL... 494 00:41:19,387 --> 00:41:21,055 WHAT A BIG LOAD OF CRAP ! 495 00:41:21,155 --> 00:41:22,256 LIBBY... 496 00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:23,692 SHE'S JUST DONE IT 1,000 TIMES. 497 00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:26,527 GET SOME DUMB-BUNNY UP ON THE BALLY... 498 00:41:26,628 --> 00:41:28,396 OH NO, BABY-DOLL. 499 00:41:28,496 --> 00:41:30,398 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. 500 00:41:30,498 --> 00:41:32,500 YOU JUST STAND UP THERE LOOKIN' COY-- 501 00:41:32,601 --> 00:41:33,868 I'M NOT DUMB ! 502 00:41:33,968 --> 00:41:35,536 THEN WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THROUGH IT ? 503 00:41:35,637 --> 00:41:37,338 THAT BITCH'D SAY ANYTHING TO GET THIS SHOW UP AGAIN. 504 00:41:37,438 --> 00:41:38,940 THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 505 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:39,974 OH REALLY ? 506 00:41:40,074 --> 00:41:42,777 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT IT'S ABOUT ? 507 00:42:03,331 --> 00:42:05,466 SHE SAW US DANCING. 508 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:08,502 SHE SAW YOU SMILING AGAIN. 509 00:42:08,603 --> 00:42:10,739 HAVING FUN. 510 00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:12,841 AND THAT'S ALL SHE WANTS. 511 00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:16,277 SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY AGAIN. 512 00:42:18,412 --> 00:42:21,249 LIKE HELL. 513 00:42:26,354 --> 00:42:30,291 IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO IT, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY SO. 514 00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:26,447 YOU F-FIND THAT LOBSTER-GAL ALRIGHT ? 515 00:43:26,547 --> 00:43:27,849 YEAH, I FOUND HER. 516 00:43:27,949 --> 00:43:30,719 REAL FA-FREAK THAT ONE. 517 00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:36,157 THAT'S TWO B-BUCKS 81 CENTS. 518 00:43:45,767 --> 00:43:48,636 YOU WANNA BUY A CHAIR ? 519 00:43:48,737 --> 00:43:49,904 WHAT ? 520 00:43:50,004 --> 00:43:51,439 IT'S A REAL NICE CHAIR. 521 00:43:51,539 --> 00:43:52,707 IT'S HICKORY. 522 00:43:52,807 --> 00:43:54,008 I DON'T NEED A CHAIR. 523 00:43:54,108 --> 00:43:55,710 I SELL IT TO YOU FOR A DOLLAR. 524 00:43:55,810 --> 00:43:57,812 IT'S WORTH FIVE TIMES THAT. 525 00:43:57,912 --> 00:43:59,480 I'D KINDA LIKE TO KEEP IT 526 00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:02,683 BUT RIGHT NOW I RECKON I NEED A TIRE MORE THAN A CHAIR. 527 00:44:02,784 --> 00:44:04,152 GODDAMNIT ! 528 00:44:04,252 --> 00:44:06,087 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO QUIT B-BIGGIN' THE CUSTOMERS ?! 529 00:44:06,187 --> 00:44:07,956 NOW G-GIT ! 530 00:44:08,056 --> 00:44:09,157 GIT, GIT ! 531 00:44:09,257 --> 00:44:10,224 I'M SORRY. 532 00:44:10,324 --> 00:44:11,692 THAT'S ENOUGH. 533 00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,395 KEEP THE CHANGE, FIX HIS TIRE. 534 00:44:14,495 --> 00:44:17,932 TWO BUCKS AIN'T ENOUGH. 535 00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:25,406 HERE'S FIVE MORE. 536 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,547 LET ME GET THAT CHAIR FOR YOU... 537 00:44:33,647 --> 00:44:34,315 IT'S OKAY. 538 00:45:09,050 --> 00:45:11,419 ( music and chattering ) 539 00:45:34,242 --> 00:45:37,812 GENTLEMEN, YOU BETTER HOLD ONTO YOUR EYEBALLS 540 00:45:37,912 --> 00:45:40,248 'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA POP RIGHT OUTTA YOUR HEAD 541 00:45:40,348 --> 00:45:42,516 WHEN YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE THIS EVENING. 542 00:45:42,616 --> 00:45:44,953 HERE WE HAVE 543 00:45:45,053 --> 00:45:48,022 THE EXQUISITE MADAME WU, 544 00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:51,860 MYSTERIOUS EMPRESS OF THE EAST. 545 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,096 HERE TO PROVE TO YOU WHETHER IT'S TRUE 546 00:45:55,196 --> 00:45:57,365 WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ORIENTAL WOMEN. 547 00:45:57,465 --> 00:46:00,835 IS THE BASKET SWINGIN' STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN 548 00:46:00,935 --> 00:46:03,972 OR SIDEWAYS ?! 549 00:46:04,072 --> 00:46:07,876 YES SIR, GENTLEMEN ! 550 00:46:07,976 --> 00:46:09,543 HE'S WATCHIN' ME. 551 00:46:09,643 --> 00:46:11,512 IGNORE HIM. 552 00:46:14,748 --> 00:46:16,317 MERCY. 553 00:46:16,417 --> 00:46:17,418 LET GO ! 554 00:46:17,518 --> 00:46:19,020 LET GO ! 555 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,089 WHAT WE HAVE SIZZLIN'. 556 00:46:21,189 --> 00:46:26,560 WHAT WE HAVE BAKING INSIDE... ! 557 00:46:34,302 --> 00:46:36,971 LET ME AT THAT PERVO-SONOFABITCH ! 558 00:46:37,071 --> 00:46:38,639 ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN GOURD ?! 559 00:46:38,739 --> 00:46:41,475 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKIN' ?! 560 00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:47,315 SOFIE... ? 561 00:46:47,415 --> 00:46:50,618 CUT HIM LOOSE. 562 00:46:57,926 --> 00:47:01,029 SORRY, A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING HERE. 563 00:47:01,129 --> 00:47:04,498 WHAT SAY A FEW FREE TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR BOYS. 564 00:47:09,703 --> 00:47:12,306 WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA LEARN ? 565 00:47:36,564 --> 00:47:39,667 YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY ? 566 00:47:39,767 --> 00:47:42,170 YEAH. 567 00:47:42,270 --> 00:47:44,905 I SHOULD'VE BEEN PAYING MORE ATTENTION, IS ALL. 568 00:47:45,006 --> 00:47:46,674 STUPID... 569 00:47:46,774 --> 00:47:49,543 LIB... ? 570 00:47:52,013 --> 00:47:54,148 YOU ALRIGHT ? 571 00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:08,696 I'M REAL SORRY, 572 00:48:08,796 --> 00:48:11,465 BUT I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. 573 00:48:11,565 --> 00:48:13,167 IT WON'T. 574 00:48:13,267 --> 00:48:15,103 I KNOW. 575 00:48:17,771 --> 00:48:19,240 AM I'M FIRED ? 576 00:48:19,340 --> 00:48:22,176 DARLIN', YOU WAS NEVER HIRED. 577 00:48:22,276 --> 00:48:23,811 YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED. 578 00:48:23,911 --> 00:48:25,046 IT WAS STUPID JONESY GOING AROUND MESSING-- 579 00:48:25,146 --> 00:48:27,181 DON'T YOU DARE ! 580 00:48:27,281 --> 00:48:29,183 DON'T YOU DARE BADMOUTH THAT MAN ! 581 00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:30,751 YOU'RE GODDAMN LUCKY TO HAVE ANY MAN 582 00:48:30,851 --> 00:48:32,753 FEEL THAT STRONG ABOUT YOU. 583 00:48:32,853 --> 00:48:35,623 GODDAMN LUCKY. 584 00:49:11,092 --> 00:49:13,394 I TOLD YOU I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 585 00:49:13,494 --> 00:49:16,297 SO YOU WANNA CHEW ME OUT, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 586 00:49:16,397 --> 00:49:19,067 'CAUSE THE WAY I SEE IT, 587 00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:20,834 THIS IS AT LEAST HALF YOUR DOING. 588 00:49:20,934 --> 00:49:22,070 WHY, WHAT HAPPENED ? 589 00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:23,804 SOME WEASEL GAVE ME BUM DIRECTIONS 590 00:49:23,904 --> 00:49:26,006 AND HE BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH. 591 00:49:26,107 --> 00:49:27,341 WEASEL ? 592 00:49:27,441 --> 00:49:31,712 SOUNDS LIKE THE KID'S GOT YOUR NUMBER, PHIN. 593 00:49:33,314 --> 00:49:36,717 GIMME BACK MY GODDAMN RING. 594 00:49:44,725 --> 00:49:46,460 HERE'S THE RING. 595 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,030 JEEZ, BOFFO ! 596 00:49:50,131 --> 00:49:52,066 WHAT'RE YOU MAKIN' SUCH A FUSS 597 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,302 OVER THIS CRACKER-JACK PANTY-WHISTLE ? 598 00:49:54,402 --> 00:49:57,205 THAT IS SOLID 10 CARAT WHITE GOLD. 599 00:49:57,305 --> 00:49:59,573 SET ME BACK 19 BUCKS. 600 00:49:59,673 --> 00:50:01,375 YOU LOOK AT HERE, BUB. 601 00:50:01,475 --> 00:50:03,177 CARNIES DON'T STEAL FROM CARNIES. 602 00:50:03,277 --> 00:50:04,845 NOW, THAT THERE'S THE CODE. 603 00:50:04,945 --> 00:50:06,780 WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT LOBSTER GAL ? 604 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,550 HE GOTCHYA THERE, PHIN. 605 00:50:09,650 --> 00:50:13,221 IF HE WASN'T ONE OF YOURS, I'DA CLOBBERED HIM. 606 00:50:14,888 --> 00:50:17,158 SEE YA LATER SAMSON. 607 00:50:21,762 --> 00:50:23,597 AND YOU'RE 10 BUCKS SHORT. 608 00:50:23,697 --> 00:50:24,865 I HAD TO FILL UP. 609 00:50:24,965 --> 00:50:27,000 THAT'S THREE. 610 00:50:27,101 --> 00:50:30,971 I'LL MAKE IT GOOD. 611 00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:34,508 YEAH, YOU WILL. 612 00:50:34,608 --> 00:50:37,178 OKAY, THEN. 613 00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:11,479 HELL... 614 00:51:14,682 --> 00:51:16,250 OH HELL. 615 00:51:17,885 --> 00:51:20,754 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 616 00:51:20,854 --> 00:51:22,956 YEAH. 617 00:51:23,056 --> 00:51:28,229 WELL, YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE ? 618 00:51:48,682 --> 00:51:50,651 ROUGH NIGHT. 619 00:51:50,751 --> 00:51:53,153 YEAH. 620 00:51:56,724 --> 00:51:58,459 GO ON. 621 00:51:58,559 --> 00:52:00,561 HAVE A SEAT. 622 00:52:09,937 --> 00:52:11,472 WHAT'S THE MATTER, TIGER ? 623 00:52:11,572 --> 00:52:13,641 YOU SHY ? 624 00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:18,379 I WAS JUST THINKIN' THAT... 625 00:52:18,479 --> 00:52:22,516 MAYBE THIS IS A REAL BAD IDEA... 626 00:52:25,686 --> 00:52:27,788 I MEAN, I THINK YOU'RE REAL PRETTY AND ALL, 627 00:52:27,888 --> 00:52:33,427 AND I LIKE YOU FINE... 628 00:52:37,898 --> 00:52:40,468 I NEVER PAID FOR-- 629 00:52:53,581 --> 00:52:55,283 DON'T. 630 00:52:57,017 --> 00:52:59,253 IT'S OKAY... 631 00:54:10,057 --> 00:54:13,427 ( crying ) 632 00:55:11,218 --> 00:55:13,854 ( Lodz chatting ) 633 00:55:29,336 --> 00:55:31,739 YES, I AGREE. 634 00:55:31,839 --> 00:55:35,643 BUT WE CERTAINLY CAN'T RULE OUT 635 00:55:35,743 --> 00:55:38,111 THE POSSIBILITY THAT SCUDDER-- 636 00:55:38,211 --> 00:55:40,147 ( door opening ) 637 00:55:53,727 --> 00:55:58,131 SAMSON... 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