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( music )
( explosions )
( distant screams )
DOCTOR...
( speaking Russian )
( groaning )
( screaming )
MEDIC...
( dog barking )
CARE TO JOIN ME FOR BREAKFAST ?
WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ?
THEY'RE GETTING WORSE, AREN'T THEY...
THE DREAMS ?
I'M NOT TALKIN' TO YOU.
YOU WILL.
SOON.
( radio playing )
* IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON, SAILIN' OVER A CARDBOARD SEA *
* BUT IT WOULDN'T BE MAKE BELIEVE *
* IF YOU BELIEVED IN ME *
HEY.
WHATCHA LISTENIN' TO ?
UP EARLY.
TOO HOT TO SLEEP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO FOR A DRIVE, YOU AND ME ?
MAYBE HAVE US A LITTLE PICNIC ?
ALREADY GOT YA SOME DESSERT
PACKED UP UNDER THIS HERE KIMONO.
I CAN'T.
DON'T YOU...
MISS ME, BABY ?
I KNOW I MISS YOU.
( sniffling )
THINK FAST.
HIGH AND INSIDE.
PIG'S EYE.
I JUST TELL 'EM, I DON'T SMELL 'EM.
ALRIGHT.
UM, THAT WAS GOOD.
NOW PUT SOME HEAT ON IT.
PUT ANYMORE HEAT ON IT I'LL BURN A HOLE IN YOUR GLOVE.
OLD TRICK BACK WHEN I USED TO HURL.
YA PICTURE A FACE IN THE CATCHER'S MITT.
SOMEBODY YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO PEG.
LET'S SEE NOW, WHO CAN THAT BE...
OH YEAH.
HI MAMA.
KNOCK IT OFF.
FOR A BODY THAT DON'T TALK,
SHE SURE DOES GOT A LOT TO SAY.
SHE DON'T LIKE MY FRIENDS.
IS THAT A FACT ?
NO EXCEPTIONS ?
WELL THERE IS YOU OF COURSE.
SHE'S GOT A MIND YOU WALK ON WATER.
THAT'S NATURAL.
SHE'S GOT IT IN FOR LIBBY THOUGH.
HUH...
WHAT ?
NOTHIN'.
YOU MADE A SOUND, THAT'S SOMETHIN'.
JUST THINKIN' IT'S NOT ALL THAT SURPRISIN', THAT'S ALL.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?
NOTHIN'.
SHE'S TRASH JUST 'CAUSE SHE DANCES FOR A LIVING ?
IT'S NOTHIN' YOU HAVEN'T SAID BEFORE YOU TWO STARTED...
PALLIN' AROUND.
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT ?
I'M JUST THINKIN' THAT MAYBE...
YOUR MAMA WAS THINKING THAT...
WHAT ?
NOTHIN'.
I LIKE LIBBY.
SHIT.
GODDAMNIT.
SCORPION BOY.
CLAWS.
FELLA'S GOT CLAWS INSTEAD OF HANDS.
YEAH.
IT'S A HAUL.
20, 30 MILE.
LITTLE TOWN CALLED GUNDERSON, I THINK.
SOUNDS SKETCHY TO ME.
CHRIST BOY, WHEN YOU GONNA LEARN,
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BUSINESS IS SKETCHY.
SQUEEZE THE STUPID OUTTA YOUR EARS AND LISTEN UP.
FIRST THING YOU WANNA DO IS MAKE SURE HE'S GENUINE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ?
CHECK HIS PAWS.
MAKE SURE HE AIN'T WEARIN' SOME KINDA TRICK
RUBBER GLOVES OR SOMETHING.
HE PASSES MUSTER,
YOU TELL HIM HE CAN MAKE FOUR CLAMS A WEEK.
GO ON UP TO SIX IF YOU GOT TO.
SIX ?
BUT ONLY IF YOU GOT TO, NOT A PENNY MORE !
I AIN'T NEVER DONE NOTHIN' LIKE THIS BEFORE.
ICE-CREAM AND CAKE, KID.
YEAH, SO WHY AIN'T YOU DOING IT THEN ?
'CAUSE IF I HEAD OUT, EVERYONE WILL KNOW.
WE GOT A LOT OF CARNIES DEFECTORATIN' LATELY.
COMPETITION CATCHES WORD OF THIS,
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THAT SCORPION BOY'LL BE MANGY
WITH FREAK-FINDERS FROM EVERY SHOW IN ALL FIVE COUNTIES.
HERE'S 15 BUCKS.
YOU GIVE HIS FOLKS WHATEVER YOU GO TO, TO PRY HIM LOOSE.
GOT ANY QUESTIONS ?
YEAH, WHY ME ?
I GUESS IT'S JUST YOUR TURN IN THE BARREL, BOY.
( screaming )
( music )
MMM...
WAS DADDY NICE TO LILA ?
MM-HMM.
I TAKE IT THINGS ARE GOING WELL ?
JUST DANDY.
BOY'S LOOKIN' A BIT RAGGED ROUND THE EDGES.
INSOMNIA IS CRUEL MISTRESS.
HE AIN'T SLEEPIN' ?
HE'S AFRAID TO.
( laughing )
DO ME A FAVOR, DEAR ?
IT'D BE MY PLEASURE.
KEEP A VERY CLOSE EYE ON THE BOY.
I WANT YOU TO KEEP TRACK OF HIS CONDION FOR ME.
MM-HMM...
MY BUTTERCUP...
OH, DADDY.
( moaning )
( loud moaning )
EXCUSE ME.
YEAH ?
IS THIS THE ROAD TO GUNDERSON ?
GUNDERSON...
JEEPERS, YOU ARE LOST.
YOU WANT TO TURN AROUND, AND DRIVE BACK TO THE FORK.
HI LANE.
THAT'S RIGHT, SON.
TAKE HI LANE UP TO TRUNK ROAD.
RUN ABOUT 15, 25 MILES
'TIL IT NEAR PETERS OUT.
THERE'S A LITTLE DIRT CONNECTER
OFF TO YOUR LEFT.
GOES RIGHT INTO TOWN.
THANK YOU.
( music )
* IF YOU KNEW SUSIE, LIKE I KNOW SUSIE *
* OH, OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL *
* IT SOUNDS SO CLASSY, AS THIS FAIR LASSIE *
* OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS... *
SHOOT !
THAT SONG IS GOD AWFUL.
YOU THINK ?
* OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL *
YOU MAD AT ME FOR GETTIN' YOU ALL FIRED UP
TO BLOW OUTTA HERE AND ALL...
NAH.
MAYBE A LITTLE.
WELL, I'M A BIG, FAT CHICKEN.
GUESS YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW THAT NOW.
WELL, YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT FAT.
OWW, THAT HURT !
I'M SORRY.
WASN'T IN THE CARDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED ?
WHAT ?
YOU NEED PATSY.
OKAY.
THE WORDS COME OUTTA MY MOUTH
AND BY THE TIME THEY HIT HER EARDRUMS
IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT SET OF WORDS.
I SAY "HOW'S THINGS ?"
SHE SAYS, SHE HEARS
"HOW CAN I HORN IN ON YOUR PRIVATE BUSINESS ?"
TALK' TO A WOMAN'S LIKE TALKIN' TO A RADIO.
THAT'S RIGHT, AND THE DIAL IS PERMANENTLY TUNED TO SHOW
CALLED "JONESY'S A BONEHEAD--"
AH, SHIT !
GIMME THAT.
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR CANDLE WAXED, MY FRIEND.
WHO DON'T ?
NOT LIKE YOU.
YOU GOT THE WORST CASE OF BLUEBALLS I EVER DID SEE.
YEAH.
I'M SERIOUS.
THIS FRIEND OF MINE, A FELLA, ERNIE BENGSTROM,
HAD HIMSELF A BLOW-OUT.
A WHAT ?
OH YEAH, A BLOW-OUT.
AW HELL.
WIFE WALKED OUT ON HIM...
AND HE SWORE OFF WOMEN.
A YEAR, TWO, HIS LEFT NUT POPPED
JUST LIKE A DAMN CHERRY-BOMB.
POW !
DREIFUSS, THAT IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP I EVER HEARD.
MAYBE IT IS, MAYBE IT ISN'T, BUT YOU MY FRIEND,
YOU COULD USE A TOSS.
I DON'T GOT TIME TO COZY UP SKIRTS.
I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT COURTIN'.
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RITA SUE.
NAH.
SHE AIN'T PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YA ?
NO, THAT AIN'T IT.
IF MONEY'S A PROBLEM
I BELIEVE I'LL BE ABLE TO JIGGER A DISCOUNT.
OH, FORGET IT.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, CLAYTON.
YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR, HE GIVES YOUR SACK A LITTLE SQUEEZE,
ASKS YA TO COUGH, YOU THINK HE'S GETTIN' SWEET ON YOU ?
IT AIN'T THE SAME THING.
THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
THE WOMAN'S A PROFESSIONAL.
BESIDES...
YOU'D BE DOIN' ME A FAVOR.
YEAH, HOW'S THAT ?
SHE'S IS A HIGH-STEPPER, THAT RITA SUE.
SHE'S WEARIN' ME OUT.
SHE NEEDS A LOTTA LOVIN'.
MY HEART'S BLEEDIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR YA, FELIX,
I SWEAR TO GOD.
I AIN'T KIDDIN' AROUND.
I'M CHAPPED HALF WAY UP TO MY BELLY-BUTTON.
I NEED ME A RELIEF-PITCHER HERE.
AWW HELL, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA WORK ON THIS.
ALRIGHT, JUST COME BY TONIGHT AFTER THE FIRST SHOW.
AWW HELL, STUMPY.
YOU WANT TO SHOW UP, THAT'S FINE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP...
THAT'S FINE TOO.
( music )
SHIT.
SWITCH.
AND SWITCH.
( laughing )
COUPLE OF MATCHIN' OUTFITS, YOU COULD HAVE SOMETHIN' THERE.
YA THINK ?
SURE I DO.
IT ISN'T THE FOLLIES,
BUT THEN THIS AIN'T HARDLY MANHATTAN NEITHER.
YOU SEEN THE HAWKINS BOY ?
HE LIT OUT IN THE CHEVY THIS MORNIN'.
WHERE TO ?
COME OVER HERE, LITTLE LADY.
( screaming )
( clearing throat )
NOW THEN...
MISTER...
MISTER DOE.
MIND IF I CALL YOU JOHN ?
APPARENTLY, YOU JUMPED--
NO, YOU THREATENED TO JUMP OFF THE JOHN F. CHELLIS BRIDGE.
NOPE, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ?
I REMEMBER...
I REMEMBER PERFECTLY.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WHAT I AM.
AND THAT IS... ?
THE LEFT HAND OF GOD.
I SEE, LEFT...
AND WHAT, EXACTLY, DOES IT MEAN TO BE THE "LEFT HAND OF GOD ?"
IT MEANS THAT I'M NO LONGER HIS SERVANT.
AND I NEVER WAS.
I AM HIS WILL MADE FLESH.
LIKE JESUS ?
( chuckling )
NO.
SATAN ?
NO.
YOU'VE MISSPELLED "EXCITATION."
I BEG YOUR PARDON ?
YOU ASKED ME WHAT IT MEANT TO BE THE "LEFT HAND OF GOD".
I TOLD YOU...
I BROKE A MAN'S NECK.
AH...
YOU NEVER SAID...
YOU BROKE A MAN'S NECK.
I WILLED IT, AND IT WAS SO.
FASCINATING.
YES.
AND TERRIBLE AND...
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT ON ME ?
PERHAPS I ALREADY HAVE.
THE TREATMENTS THAT YOU RECEIVED
WERE NOT INTENDED TO BE PUNITIVE.
THE PAIN IS AN UNAVOIDABLE SIDE-EFFECT.
YES, QUITE RIGHT.
"PAIN IS AN UNAVOIDABLE SIDE-EFFECT..."
MMM...
MIGHT IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET SOME PAPER
AND SOMETHING TO WRITE WITH ?
A FOUNTAIN-PEN PERHAPS.
I'M AFRAID THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.
NO MATTER.
( knocking )
I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE NECESSARY.
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
( distant screams )
( stuttering ) FA-F-FILL HER UP ?
I'M LOOKIN' FOR A TOWN CALLED GUNDERSON.
G-GUNDERSON ?
YEAH.
WELL, HMM...
THERE'S GUNDERVILLE.
THAT GOTTA G-GUNDER IN IT.
WHERE'S IT AT ?
THERE'S A FELLA LIVES UP HERE.
CALLS HIMSELF THE SCORPION BOY.
SCORPION BOY ?
YEAH, CLAWS.
HE'S GOT CLAWS INSTEAD OF HANDS.
NO, NO, SCORPION B-BOYS.
NOT AROUND HERE.
YEAH.
B-B-BUT GOT US A, UM, LOBSTER GAL.
SHE G-GOT CLAWS...
WHERE'S SHE AT ?
YOU T-TURN AROUND, RUN ON DOWN ABOUT
15, 20 MILE TO THE FORK.
AND THEN YOU HOOK AROUND TO L-LANE.
ANOTHER MILE OR SO THERE'S AN OLD PLACE,
THE TUCKER PLACE.
THAT'S WHERE THE LOBSTER-GAL RESIDES.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE PRETTY LIGHT UP ON YOUR FEET THERE, MISSY.
MA.
SHE IS.
WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO DANCE ?
I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST SORTA--
COMES NATURAL ?
LIBBY BABY, GO GET MAMA ONE OF THEM KNEE-HIGHS.
SCOOT.
I WANNA THANK YOU.
WHAT FOR ?
IT'S A LONG TIME SINCE I SEEN MY BABY SMILIN'
AND HAVIN' ALL THAT FUN UP ON THE STAGE.
I WAS AFRAID BABYLON TOOK THAT AWAY FROM HER.
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA !
WHAT ?
WHY DON'T YOU WORK THE BALLY ?
I REALLY COULDN'T--
DON'T BE JUMPIN' TO CONCLUSIONS.
I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO STRIP OR NOTHIN'.
YOU JUST GOTTA GET UP THERE
LOOKIN' ALL COY WHILE FELIX TURNS THE TIP.
GET THE RUBES ALL PERCOLATED FOR THE REAL SHOW.
YOU AND LIB WOULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN UP THERE.
I CAN'T.
I GOT A JOB, SO...
BESIDES, I THINK MAMA WOULD PROBABLY BLOW A GASKET.
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN' ?
MY MAMA FELT THE EXACT SAME WAY.
WHICH IS WHY I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS.
MA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?
I'M GONNA GO.
COME BY LATER ?
BE SURE AND TELL YOUR MAMA HI FOR ME.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER MAMA.
WHAT'S TO KNOW ?
SHE'S A STIFF.
I'M JUST BEIN' POLITE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO PUT THE HUSTLE ON HER.
HUSTLE ?
OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY--
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
SHE'S NOT SOME DUMB NELLY YOU CAN JUST GRIND INTO THE SHOW.
SHE'S GOT CLASS.
I AM JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
WHY HAWKINS ?
CAN YOU TELL ME THAT ?
IT'S A DELICATE SITUATION, LODZ.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE AROUND WHO KNOWS HOW TO KEEP HIS TRAP SHUT,
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.
SAMSON, I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
THE BOY IS A PRISON ESCAPEE, A FUGITIVE !
AND YET YOU THINK NOTHING OF GIVING HIM
15 DOLLARS CASH PLUS A CAR.
YEAH.
DOESN'T THAT STRIKE YOU AS...
IMPRUDENT ?
HELL, LODZ.
HALF THE GUYS IN THIS PLACE ARE JAILBIRDS.
I SEND 'EM OUT ON RUNS ALL THE TIME,
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.
MOSTLY ALWAYS.
WHAT IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK ?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
I THINK YOU'VE MADE A VERY, VERY LARGE MISTAKE, MY FRIEND.
MISTAKE, WHAT MISTAKE ?
YOU YOURSELF SAID THE KID IS A BUMPKIN.
HE'S NOT JUST--
HE'S NOT JUST A BUMPKIN.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME.
WHAT IS HE ?
EXACTLY.
IS THIS WHERE THE LOBSTER-GAL LIVES ?
YOU WITH THE FREAK-SH ?
YEAH.
WELL, HELLO YOUNG BUCK !
WHAT KEPT YA ?
MOTHER, WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
I TOLD HER NO.
WHY ARE YOU NAGGING ME FOR SOMETHING I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ?
YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I WOULD.
AT LEAST LIBBY'S MOTHER TREATS HER DAUGHTER
WITH A LITTLE RESPECT.
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, MOTHER.
AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHO HER FATHER IS--
( slapping sounds )
CLAYTON JONES...
YEP.
JONESY ?
OH YEAH, I FIGURED HE'S--
I DON'T ROLL WITH TRADE.
I KNOW, BUT--
BUT NOTHIN', THAT IS THE WAY IT IS.
NO TRICKS WITH CARNY-FOLK.
C'MON, BABY, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS HARD AND FAST--
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS ?
UH, UH, JONESY, OUT THERE...
HE UH...
WHAT DO YA MEAN ?
WHOSE IDEA, YOU OR JONES ?
IT WAS HIS.
HELL, I WOULDN'T OF SET THIS UP INDEPENDENT.
THE POOR SAP, HE PRACTICALLY BEGGED ME.
IS THAT SO ?
YES, MA'AM.
YOU'RE LYIN' TO ME.
THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO US ?
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST ANOTHER GODDAMN TRICK.
FINE, LINE HIM UP.
RITA--
I SAID FINE.
WHY, HI YA, SOFIE.
( shouting )
( music )
( male on radio ) Good afternoon, friends.
This is Tommy Dolan with more true tales from the road,
and unless you've been visiting Mars lately,
you've probably been following the story of Brother Justin,
originally recounted by this reporter.
Up and down the Golden State, one burning question
has crossed the lips of men, women and children alike,
white, black, brown and yellow...
( shouting ) BE STILL.
A question that has been scrawled on water-towers,
boxcars and bridge abutments from Crescent city to Calexico,
a question that has become a rallying cry
for the disenfranchised.
Where are you, Brother Justin ?
WATCH OUT FOR THE UPHOLSTERY, DARLIN'.
HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS, I HOPE.
HAVE YOURSELF A GOO GOO, BOY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
HELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL SORE ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW, US FREAK-FINDERS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.
SO, YOU'RE WITH SAMSON'S OUTFIT.
YOU KNOW, HIM AND ME GO WAY BACK.
PHINEAS BOFFO.
HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SOURPUSS ABOUT IT.
PUT HER THERE, KID.
( glass shattering )
( screaming )
JESUS, LET ME GO !
WHAT IS THIS ?
HELLS BELLS, KID.
IT'S MY LODGE-RING.
YOU KNOW, THE CRAFT.
GIMME MY RING BACK GODDAMNIT.
GODDAMN THIEF !
COME BACK WITH MY RING !
CAN I KEEP MY UNDERTHINGS ON ?
LONG AS YOU'RE NOT FLASHIN' STRAPS.
OWW...
JUST BE SURE AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE CROWD.
DON'T WANNA 'CAUSE A RUCKUS.
ARE YOU MAD AT ME ?
NO.
THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRUSHIN' ME BALD ?
I WAS JUST--
JUST WHAT ?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT OLD HUSTLE.
WHAT HUSTLE ?
OH GAL !
YOU ARE A NATURAL...
WHAT A BIG LOAD OF CRAP !
LIBBY...
SHE'S JUST DONE IT 1,000 TIMES.
GET SOME DUMB-BUNNY UP ON THE BALLY...
OH NO, BABY-DOLL.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
YOU JUST STAND UP THERE LOOKIN' COY--
I'M NOT DUMB !
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THROUGH IT ?
THAT BITCH'D SAY ANYTHING TO GET THIS SHOW UP AGAIN.
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
OH REALLY ?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT IT'S ABOUT ?
SHE SAW US DANCING.
SHE SAW YOU SMILING AGAIN.
HAVING FUN.
AND THAT'S ALL SHE WANTS.
SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY AGAIN.
LIKE HELL.
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO IT, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY SO.
YOU F-FIND THAT LOBSTER-GAL ALRIGHT ?
YEAH, I FOUND HER.
REAL FA-FREAK THAT ONE.
THAT'S TWO B-BUCKS 81 CENTS.
YOU WANNA BUY A CHAIR ?
WHAT ?
IT'S A REAL NICE CHAIR.
IT'S HICKORY.
I DON'T NEED A CHAIR.
I SELL IT TO YOU FOR A DOLLAR.
IT'S WORTH FIVE TIMES THAT.
I'D KINDA LIKE TO KEEP IT
BUT RIGHT NOW I RECKON I NEED A TIRE MORE THAN A CHAIR.
GODDAMNIT !
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO QUIT B-BIGGIN' THE CUSTOMERS ?!
NOW G-GIT !
GIT, GIT !
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
KEEP THE CHANGE, FIX HIS TIRE.
TWO BUCKS AIN'T ENOUGH.
HERE'S FIVE MORE.
LET ME GET THAT CHAIR FOR YOU...
IT'S OKAY.
( music and chattering )
GENTLEMEN, YOU BETTER HOLD ONTO YOUR EYEBALLS
'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA POP RIGHT OUTTA YOUR HEAD
WHEN YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE THIS EVENING.
HERE WE HAVE
THE EXQUISITE MADAME WU,
MYSTERIOUS EMPRESS OF THE EAST.
HERE TO PROVE TO YOU WHETHER IT'S TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ORIENTAL WOMEN.
IS THE BASKET SWINGIN' STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN
OR SIDEWAYS ?!
YES SIR, GENTLEMEN !
HE'S WATCHIN' ME.
IGNORE HIM.
MERCY.
LET GO !
WHAT WE HAVE SIZZLIN'.
WHAT WE HAVE BAKING INSIDE... !
LET ME AT THAT PERVO-SONOFABITCH !
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN GOURD ?!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKIN' ?!
SOFIE... ?
CUT HIM LOOSE.
SORRY, A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
WHAT SAY A FEW FREE TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR BOYS.
WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA LEARN ?
YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY ?
YEAH.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN PAYING MORE ATTENTION, IS ALL.
STUPID...
LIB... ?
YOU ALRIGHT ?
I'M REAL SORRY,
BUT I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.
IT WON'T.
I KNOW.
AM I'M FIRED ?
DARLIN', YOU WAS NEVER HIRED.
YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED.
IT WAS STUPID JONESY GOING AROUND MESSING--
DON'T YOU DARE !
DON'T YOU DARE BADMOUTH THAT MAN !
YOU'RE GODDAMN LUCKY TO HAVE ANY MAN
FEEL THAT STRONG ABOUT YOU.
GODDAMN LUCKY.
I TOLD YOU I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
SO YOU WANNA CHEW ME OUT, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.
'CAUSE THE WAY I SEE IT,
THIS IS AT LEAST HALF YOUR DOING.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED ?
SOME WEASEL GAVE ME BUM DIRECTIONS
AND HE BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH.
WEASEL ?
SOUNDS LIKE THE KID'S GOT YOUR NUMBER, PHIN.
GIMME BACK MY GODDAMN RING.
HERE'S THE RING.
JEEZ, BOFFO !
WHAT'RE YOU MAKIN' SUCH A FUSS
OVER THIS CRACKER-JACK PANTY-WHISTLE ?
THAT IS SOLID 10 CARAT WHITE GOLD.
SET ME BACK 19 BUCKS.
YOU LOOK AT HERE, BUB.
CARNIES DON'T STEAL FROM CARNIES.
NOW, THAT THERE'S THE CODE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT LOBSTER GAL ?
HE GOTCHYA THERE, PHIN.
IF HE WASN'T ONE OF YOURS, I'DA CLOBBERED HIM.
SEE YA LATER SAMSON.
AND YOU'RE 10 BUCKS SHORT.
I HAD TO FILL UP.
THAT'S THREE.
I'LL MAKE IT GOOD.
YEAH, YOU WILL.
OKAY, THEN.
HELL...
OH HELL.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
YEAH.
WELL, YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE ?
ROUGH NIGHT.
YEAH.
GO ON.
HAVE A SEAT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, TIGER ?
YOU SHY ?
I WAS JUST THINKIN' THAT...
MAYBE THIS IS A REAL BAD IDEA...
I MEAN, I THINK YOU'RE REAL PRETTY AND ALL,
AND I LIKE YOU FINE...
I NEVER PAID FOR--
DON'T.
IT'S OKAY...
( crying )
( Lodz chatting )
YES, I AGREE.
BUT WE CERTAINLY CAN'T RULE OUT
THE POSSIBILITY THAT SCUDDER--
( door opening )
SAMSON... LEAVE US.
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