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>> dicky: From hollywood, it's
"jimmy kimmel live"!

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Tonight, gillian anderson.
Emanuel acho.

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Music from ty dolla sign.
And now, jimmy kimmel!

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>> jimmy: Hi, everyone.
Thank you.

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I'm jimmy, the host.
Thank you for joining us on

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another weird day in america.
Here's a question.

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We sure donald trump isn't just
stuck in a white house bathtub,

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too embarrassed to call for
help?

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[ laughter ]
the potus refused to go-tus.

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He still won't concede to joe
biden, and by all accounts he

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has no plans to do so any time
soon.

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It's very strange.
We're basically ignoring the

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president of the united states
like he's a crazy guy on a

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subway platform.
He's ranting and rave and we

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just raise the volume on our
airpods and hope he doesn't

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shove us into an oncoming train.
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even with all this tension,
trump has not lost his sense of

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humor.
For instance, this morning he

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tweeted, "we will win."
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which is funny.
We have a reality show host who

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will not accept reality.
How pleased with himself is

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vladimir putin right now?
That 2 million rubles or

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whatever he put into interfering
in the election in 2016?

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What a payoff.
Might be the greatest investment

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of all time.
It's like he hit the destroy

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america lotto.
Republicans are handling the

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president with kid gloves,
because those are the only

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gloves that fit him.
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I have to say, I'm less
disgusted with our

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toddler-in-chief throwing his
oatmeal than I am at the

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republican congress going along
with this.

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The baby is right that oatmeal
should go on the wall, he's

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within his rights to throw it on
the wall.

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We need to let the process of
oatmeal-flinging play out.

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[ laughter ]
only a handful of prominent

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republicans have acknowledged
biden's victory.

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Secretary of state mike pompeo
today -- I don't know what trump

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has on this guy.
He's going to have a hard time

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unwedging that big head of his
from inside trump's bottom.

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>> is the state department
currently preparing to engage

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with the biden transition team,
if not, at what point does a

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delay hamper a smooth transition
or pose a risk to national

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security?
>> there will be a smooth

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transition to a second trump
administration.

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>> jimmy: Can you say that again
without breathing so heavily

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this time?
Attorney general bill barr has

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ordered the justice department
to look into allegations of

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voter fraud.
To be clear, there have been no

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credible allegations of fraud
that would affect the outcome of

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the election in any of the
states.

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None.
This is happening at out of

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purchase spite.
Trump is like the guy who plays

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20 plays of "achy breaky heart"
on the juke house before he

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leaves the diner.
Ignore the biden transition

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team, they won't even sign the
paperwork to get it going.

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There's a trump appointee who
has to sign off, and so far,

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she's refusing to do so.
Her name is emily murphy.

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That's emily.
You can call her karen if you

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like.
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[ applause ]
I have to say, put emily back up

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there for a second.
I love when it we meet a new

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character in the last season of
a show, you know?

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[ laughter ]
this is just ridiculous.

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I think I have a solution to
make everyone happy.

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All right.
Here's the deal.

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President trump, we're going to
let you be president again.

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We're going to let you stay for
another term.

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But you have to do it in yoga
pants, okay?

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All four years.
Not under the clothes, not under

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the suit.
Any time you have a meeting, you

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welcome the prime minister of
tonga into the oval office, you

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do it in lululemon yoga pants.
If we ever catch you not wearing

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them, you have to leave.
Think about it, you have an hour

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to respond.
Boy would I love to be a fly in

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trump's dipping sauce right now.
What is going on in that white

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house?
Hi, dad?

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It's jared.
Ivanka's husband.

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You put me in charge of peace in
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Anyway, the kids are wondering
about where they're going to go

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to school next semester.
You think we'll be here or back

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in new york?
Then he gets hit with a can of

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diet coke.
Trump hasn't spoken in public

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since Thursday.
This was his official schedule

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today.
His official schedule was, no

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schedule, no public events
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This is yesterday.
No public events scheduled.

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He did do one thing over the
weekend, he took a two-day golf

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trip.
There is a big event this

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weekend coming up but it's not
clear whether or not trump will

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attend.
They're throwing him an "I'm not

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fired" festival called the March
for trump, to stop the steal.

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And spread the virus, of course.
They're using this whole recount

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thing to raise money.
Team trump has sent about 150

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fund-raising emails this week
asking for help with this effort

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to invalidate the election.
If you read the fine print it

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says 60% of contributions will
be sent to the campaign's

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general election account to pay
off the debt they have.

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Basically, at this point, any
money you give to trump goes

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towards paying kimberly
guilfoyle's dry bar bill.

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[ laughter ]
let's break down what they're --

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trump owes $420 million to god
knows who, we don't know.

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62% of the money goes there.
Another 9% goes to melania's

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renegotiated prenuptial
agreement.

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7% to men's shapewear.
14% to djtj's allowance if they

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do their chores.
Anything that's left over, m

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mcribs.
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trump launched his own political
action committee, allegedly to

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help raise money for republican
candidates.

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The only pac donald trump should
be involved with right now is

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packing up his [ bleep ] and
moving it to mar-a-lago.

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[ cheers and applause ]
thank you.

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Thank you for your support over
the years.

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>> guillermo: Thank you, yeah!
>> jimmy: Meanwhile, while the

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president has gone missing, many
are asking for the first time

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everywhere is mike pence?
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well, mike pence, he planned, he
was supposed to go on vacation

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tonight.
To florida.

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That's right.
As the country's breaking

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records for most new cases of
covid in a single day, the head

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of the task force was headed to
a beach with mother and a

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one-piece to enjoy a virgin pina
colada, which is also his secret

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service nickname.
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I don't know why but I have the
idea of mike pence on vacation

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in florida.
I wonder if he could even get a

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tan.
He seems like -- he might be

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like an untoastable slice of
white bread.

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After a lot of criticism, he
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His office said he has to stay
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president needs to kick him or
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So don't worry, mike, you have
plenty of time off ahead.

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Trump has been trying to make
himself feel better during this

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difficult time by firing people.
Yesterday he fired the secretary

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of defense.
And we learned that he gave

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chief scientists behind the
government's reports on climate

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change the ax on Friday.
So climate problem solved, I

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guess.
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you can't say he's not
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If we don't test for covid,
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If we don't report on climate
change, the climate doesn't

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change.
Now hand me my unfiltered

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cigarettes and stuff a roll of
as business toes in my pants.

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[ laughter ]
trump has named the new acting

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director of the u.S. Global
change research program as

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sharpie pen in a lab coat.
So congratulations to him.

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By the way, I don't know who did
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But if you go to loser.Com, the
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This is what pops up.
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trump's wikipedia page.
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I don't know.
That's got to be hillary, right?

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[ laughter ]
you know, there's been so much

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excellent coverage of politics
over the past week or so.

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But I want to congratulate
especially the gang over at

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msnbc who unwittingly provided
us with tonight's "award for

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excellence in recording."
>> how the trump administration

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is handling the transition with
the incoming biden team, or not

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handling it we should say, to a
certain extent.

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This time it involves our
intelligence community.

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Kim what have you learned, sir?
>> [ bleep ].

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[ bleep ].
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[ laughter and applause ]
>> jimmy: It was his day to pick

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the kids up at school.
In other troubling news, earlier

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tonight on abc we broke in a new
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It's weird.
The bachelorette had a more

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peaceful transition of power
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Last week, clare left the show
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They got engaged.
So tonight the bachelor-elect,

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tayshia, took the reins.
They added four new guys for

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tayshia.
One in particular, a guy named

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spencer, ruffled some feathers.
I'm not exactly sure why but the

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other guys do not like him at
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>> I see guys like you ary day.
It's rough enough in my

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particular area, when we come
across guys like you, we call

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you lunch meat, okay, because
you like to talk a lot of

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[ bleep ].
I know you're the new guy.

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If I'm off base, you can let me
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If I am on base, you don't want
to [ bleep ] with me, we can go.

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>> okay, noted.
>> jimmy: Wow.

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That is a lot of sexual energy
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[ laughter ]
I bet those two wind up

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together, I really do.
Guillermo, 50 bucks, riley and

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spencer action you want it?
>> guillermo: Yeah, sure.

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It's going to be spencer.
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>> jimmy: Chris harrison had a
surprise sit-down tonight.

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They brought dale and clare
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And my favorite part of the
interview is when we found out

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dale didn't even have clare's
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were engaged.
That's true love.

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I hope this works out for them,
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[ laughter ]
and all of a sudden now chris

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harrison has turned into a pushy
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>> what is next for you guys?
Move in together, wedding?

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What's up?
>> I think, you know --

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obviously --
>> babies.

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>> really, like we've --
>> dale, you just skipped right

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over that.
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did.
Oh-oh.

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Let's look at that reaction
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>> babies.
>> uh --

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>> jimmy: Run, dale, run.
I think the answer he was

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looking for was "dancing with
the stars," but you didn't give

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it.
The stars are still dancing, by

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the way, even though covid cases
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They're still doing the cha cha
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We've seen a spike here in
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Our governor, gavin newsom, says
the rise in cases is obviously

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so
sobering.

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I would argue the opposite the,
everyone I know is drinking more

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than ever.
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they say up to 15% of these new

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cases ar result of outdoor
dining, which was supposed to be

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safe.
I guess it's not that safe.

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Some states are allowing indoor
dining, which is definitely not

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safe.
And some restaurants aren't

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taking any precautions at all.
>> if you want a safe, socially

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distanced dining experience --
then take your ppe somewhere

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else, snowflake!
[ bleep ].

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No masks, just fun.
Unwashed karaoke microphone.

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Dig into our wuhan hot wings.
Have a heaping helping of

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room-temperature oysters.
[ bleep ] ruckers.

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If germs were for real we'd be
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course it is.
[ bleep ] ruckers.

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No shirt no mask no problem.
[ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: We've got a good show.
Emanuel acho is here.

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Music from kentucky dollar sign.
We'll be right back with gillian

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anderson!
>> jimmy: Welcome back to the

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show.
Tonight, this is his new book.

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It is called "uncomfortable
conversations with a black man,"

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emmanuel acho is here on his
birthday.

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He turns 30 today.
Guillermo, quick, go bake a

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cake.
>> guillermo: Okay, I'll go in

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the commercials.
>> jimmy: Okay.

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[ laughter ]
your they take awhile to cook.

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You can't just --
>> guillermo: Can we do

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postmate?
>> jimmy: Yeah, we can do

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postmates.
Then later, this is his album,

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cleverly titled "featuring
ty dolla sign."

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ty dolla sign is with us.
[ applause ]

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tomorrow night, dr. Phil mcgraw
and john king from cnn will be

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with us, with music from
maren morris.

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So please join us for that.
[ cheers and applause ]

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our first guest is an emmy and
golden globe-winning actor known

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around the globe as fbi agent
dana scully from "the x-files."

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her latest redheaded role is
that of british prime minister

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margaret thatcher, in the new
season of "the crown."

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>> three, two, one.
Thank you.

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>> the way those men patronize
me, lecture me.

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Squires and grandees.
>> upper-class bastards.

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>> and our ideas, the solutions
to the problems this country

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faces, so unimaginative,
cautious.

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Wit.
>> jimmy: The crown" premieres

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Sunday on netflix.
Please welcome gillian anderson.

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Hi, gillian.
>> hi.

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>> jimmy: I'm already giving you
the emmy for this.

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It is unbelievable to see you
playing margaret thatcher.

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I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, I know you.

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I've seen you in many things.
>> we go way back.

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>> jimmy: All of a sudden you're
margaret thatcher.

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Have you called president-elect
bide ton congratulate him yet?

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Have you made that official --
>> not yet, not yet.

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>> jimmy: How are people -- you
know, obviously this is the only

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story happening here in the
united states.

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Is it a huge story there in the
uk too?

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>> what?
>> jimmy: The election.

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>> the american election?
>> jimmy: You may have answered

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it, yeah.
The american election.

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Yeah.
>> yeah, no.

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People who are distancing in the
streets just like they were in

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the u.S.
>> jimmy: Oh, wow, how about

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that.
[ applause ]

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had you ever seen anything like
that before?

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>> no.
Not in my entire 163 years.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: When donald trump was

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elected, were you in london and
were people dancing then?

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>> no, I think they were being
photoshoped in front of the

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mall, weren't they?
[ laughter ]

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I didn't see them dancing.
>> gillian -- your accent has

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really -- you've really absorbed
a lot of an english accent.

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>> well, my original accent was
english.

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I mean, that was my very first
accent was speaking like an

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english child.
I was an english child until I

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moved to grand rapids, michigan.
>> jimmy: Yeah, but we want you

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to be like us.
[ laughter ]

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we want you to be one of ours.
>> okay, jimmy.

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>> jimmy: Boy that margaret
thatcher.

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You really -- I mean, that is
crazy.

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Are you good at imitations in
general?

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Is that something you do
regularly?

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>> no.
>> jimmy: No?

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>> no, no.
I never try stuff.

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Because I always fail.
>> jimmy: Well, you didn't fail

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here.
>> you know, it took a lot of

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research, a lot of practice.
And a wig or two.

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>> jimmy: Yeah.
Your man friend, peter morgan,

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is the creator of "the crown."
I assume he wrote this part with

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you in mind for it?
>> no.

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>> jimmy: He didn't?
Really?

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>> no.
She existed in history prior

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to --
>> jimmy: No, no, no.

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[ laughter ]
boy, wouldn't that be an x-file,

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if somehow he had this planned
from way back then.

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>> no, no no.
He didn't -- no, no.

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I mean, obviously she was
already going to be a part of

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this particular season.
And at some point he asked -- I

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don't know whether he was
looking at pictures of her and

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kind of did a double-take?
You know.

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And went, oh!
I think you could do this.

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But we have a similar nose, we
kind of do.

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Similar nose.
Similar hooded eyes.

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>> jimmy: Yeah.
>> anyway, so he asked if I

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thought that I could.
And I thought that I could.

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>> jimmy: Did you know for
sure --

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>> sure.
>> jimmy: Were you positive that

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you could?
I could see that causing a real

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problem in your relationship.
>> I was pretty certain.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: And then did you

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guys -- did you like work on it
at home?

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Or did you surprise [ bleep ]?
>> no, oh no.

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I mean, there were other seasons
where he had spoken to me about,

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you know, scripts and scenes and
run stuff by me over the years

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and stuff.
You know, I'm quite opinionated.

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We've kind of got used to that.
Then for some reason in this

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season, from the very beginning,
he wasn't talking to me about it

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anymore.
He didn't want my opinion.

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>> jimmy: I see.
>> about the season.

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And then -- so, you know, we
decided that, you know -- when I

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was going to start filming, that
he didn't get to ask me or make

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comments about my performance
either, if I wasn't going to be

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able to talk to him about his
scripts.

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>> jimmy: Ah.
>> but then we started

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rehearsal, which rehearsal was
more like a table read, more

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than rehearsal.
Kind of a table read, there was

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a lot of script changes and
stuff.

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I hadn't really let her out of
the bag yet.

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>> jimmy: Yes?
>> I hadn't exposed her to more

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than the voice guide that I was
working with.

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It was the second day of
rehearsal that we were doing it,

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and I was quite shy.
And -- you know, there were

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other actors in the room, stuff
like that.

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They were performing, you know,
up to par.

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And then we took a break, like a
lunch break, walking away.

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And I was like, these aren't
really -- this isn't really

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rehearsal, it's like a table
read, you guys are changing the

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script all over the place, I
don't feel comfortable to

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necessarily, you know -- he's
like, well, we're all wondering

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where she is.
When she's going to show up.

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Well -- okay.
She's coming.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: Boy.

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>> yeah.
I guess I'm a much shyer actor

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than I realized.
>> jimmy: He must have been so

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relieved when you started and it
sounded great.

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I mean, it really must have been
a huge weight off of his

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shoulders.
>> yeah, yes.

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>> jimmy: I have a photograph
here I want to ask you about.

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You met the real queen.
When did this happen?

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[ laughter ]
>> well, can you see -- do you

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see that thing that is draped
over the queen's shoulder?

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>> jimmy: The black piece of
fabric?

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>> yeah, the piece of fabric.
So that piece of fabric is

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attached to the gentleman behind
the queen.

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It's around his neck.
As she's exiting to go and

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present the trophies to the polo
players, like in harry potter,

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this thing from his neck is
going around like this.

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And it wraps itself around her,
her neck, as she's walking down

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the stairs.
I had this image of it

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decapitating her, or you know,
yanking her backwards.

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But you notice that I don't
actually do anything.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: No, no.

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>> like reach out and try and
save her life.

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>> jimmy: You didn't even unfold
your hands, yeah.

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>> no.
Useless in a crisis.

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>> jimmy: That is a great photo.
Gillian, we're going to take a

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break.
More with gillian anderson.

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It's the middle of the night for
her.

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We'll be right back.
>>> if anyone tries to describe

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an encounter with them, they
sound like a lunatic.

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>> I see no reason anyone would
think you crazy if you describe

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this meeting of ours.
>> you're feeling very sleepy.

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Very relaxed.
>> alex trebek?

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The game show host?
>> mulder didn't say that it was

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alex trebek.
It was just someone that looks

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incredibly like him.
[ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: That is a great clip
from a great show, "the

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x-files."
alex trebek.

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He only had a moment there but
he was really good.

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>> he was really good.
Academy award good.

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>> jimmy: What do you remember
about that particular episode?

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You got charles nelson riley,
jesse "the body" ventura, you

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and david.
I mean, that's something else.

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>> I remember doing scenes with
charles nelson riley.

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I remember the scenes in the
office.

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>> jimmy: Yeah.
>> that's the own place I was,

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in the office, right?
>> jimmy: Yeah, you were in the

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office a lot.
Do you remember the whole --

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have you ever sat down and
rewatched "the x-files," the

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series itself?
>> not exactly.

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I mean, I've watched some
episodes with a couple of my

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kids over the years.
>> jimmy: It's kind of cool.

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There's some actors who are now
famous that weren't at the time,

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who are on the show.
>> yeah.

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>> jimmy: Jack black was on the
show.

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>> bryan cranston.
>> jimmy: Bryan cranston had a

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great episode.
>> bryan cranston was in an

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episode where he had to drive,
if he stopped driving his brain

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would explode.
[ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: Vince gilligan, who
went on to create "breaking

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bad," and I assume --
>> wrote that episode.

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>> jimmy: How they got to know
each other, maybe.

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A lot of television history.
I thought it would be fun.

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"the x-files" was a crazy show.
There's a lot of crazy plot

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lines.
I thought it might be fun to go

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through some of them.
You tell me if these are real

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plot lines from "the x-files" or
some we made up.

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Yes?
>> oh, boy.

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>> jimmy: It's the middle of the
night, what the hell.

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>> I'll try.
Go on, hit me.

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Hit me, jimmy.
>> jimmy: Gillian, genetic

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mutant haunts the sewer and
hides in a toilet.

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>> oh, definitely, we did that.
>> jimmy: Real, right, very

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good.
[ laughter ]

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scully is attacked by a baby
with adult-like strength.

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>> no.
>> jimmy: No, that did not

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happen, you are correct.
Mulder and scully investigate

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the claims of a woman whose
parrot has been bothed by the

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ghost of adolf hitler.
>> no.

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>> jimmy: That did not happen,
you are correct.

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[ applause ]
>> I'm good.

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>> jimmy: A teenager -- you are
good.

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A teenager who controls insects
realizes he's half insect, just

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like his mom.
>> no.

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>> jimmy: Yeah, that did happen,
that was an episode.

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>> no!
>> jimmy: Yes.

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>> is it?
What was it called?

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>> jimmy: It was called "lord of
the flies."

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aaron paul was in that episode.
>> no, he was not.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: I don't want to fight

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with you.
But I'm just telling you what I

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have on the card.
>> aaron paul was on "the

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x-files"?
>> jimmy: Yeah.

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[ laughter ]
you should see it sometime, it

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was a great show.
[ laughter and applause ]

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>> did I do my scenes with him?
>> jimmy: What's that?

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>> did I do any scenes with him?
>> jimmy: I don't think so but I

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haven't seen it for a longtime,
I don't have the whole thing.

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All right.
Mulder and scully think they've

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traveled back in time only to
find out they woke up drunk in

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an amish community.
>> yes.

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00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:36,740
>> jimmy: No.
[ laughter ]

448
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:41,378
>> but we did go to amish land.
>> jimmy: Yes.

449
00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:45,716
Mulder and scully investigate a
little murder, but mistakenly

450
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:46,951
end up at four seasons total
landscaping.

451
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:55,125
[ laughter ]
>> it sounds so familiar to me.

452
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,395
>> jimmy: Thank you very much
for being with us.

453
00:24:58,431 --> 00:24:59,230
Gillian anderson.
[ cheers and applause ]

454
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,732
she is on season 4 of "the
crown."

455
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,235
it premieres Sunday on netflix.
Thanks again.

456
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:09,240
We'll be back with emmanuel
acho.

457
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,208
>> can I sleep now?
Can I go to bed?

458
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:12,576
>> jimmy: You can definitely go
to bed.

459
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:13,944
We'll send you a prize, all
right?

460
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,380
Thanks, gillian, good night.
[ cheers and applause ]

461
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,087
>> jimmy: Welcome back.
Emmanuel acho and music from

462
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,589
ty dolla sign are on the way.
But first, it's Tuesday night,

463
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,159
and that means it's time for me
to show you some of the most

464
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,295
fascinating items I store in my
car.

465
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:34,798
It's time for "trunk junk."
here we go.

466
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:43,974
♪
so anyway, this --

467
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,809
[ heavy breathing ]
>> jimmy: Guillermo what are you

468
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,111
doing?
>> guillermo: I'm about to work

469
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,312
out.
>> jimmy: Right now?

470
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:53,384
I'm trying to do "trunk junk."
>> guillermo: I know and god

471
00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:54,585
bless you for doing that, but I
can't wait.

472
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,686
Now that I have the new samsung
galaxy watch3, I can take

473
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,388
control of my health anywhere,
right from my wrist.

474
00:25:57,423 --> 00:26:04,628
Look!
Prepare, jimmy.

475
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,130
It's going to be worth it,
jimmy.

476
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,264
>> jimmy: Okay.
>> wow.

477
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:14,772
This is a good ecg reading.
Now it is time to get jack.

478
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,040
[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: What?

479
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,309
It's time to get what?
>> guillermo: Jack.

480
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:22,246
>> jimmy: Jacked?
>> yeah, yeah.

481
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,447
>> jimmy: All right.
Jack.

482
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:31,088
♪
>> jimmy: Wow.

483
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:35,392
What a physical specimen.
That was backwards.

484
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:40,631
>> guillermo: I'm pumped now!
>> jimmy: What does your galaxy

485
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,666
watch3 say now?
>> guillermo: It say, good job,

486
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:46,770
it's time to cool down.
>> jimmy: Oh.

487
00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:47,972
>> jimmy: Wow, guillermo.
It would appear that not only

488
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:50,808
does the galaxy watch3 look
good, it has cutting-edge health

489
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,343
and wellness features to help
you meet your goals.

490
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:57,948
You cooled down yet?
>> guillermo: Not yet.

491
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,851
I'll let you know.
>> jimmy: Okay, thank you.

492
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:03,220
>> dicky: The samsung galaxy
watch3.

493
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:05,923
Manage your life and style.
To learn more about the gaction

494
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,226
watch3, visit samsung.Com.
[ cheers and applause ]

495
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:17,434
♪
>> jimmy: Welcome back.

496
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,269
Music from ty dolla sign is on
the way.

497
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,706
Our next guest is having a
pretty good day.

498
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:29,713
He turned 30 years old and his
first book was published by

499
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:30,748
no less than oprah.
He is the author of this book

500
00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:31,882
"uncomfortable conversations
with a black man."

501
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:36,553
please welcome emmanuel acho.
[ cheers and applause ]

502
00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:47,064
♪
>> jimmy: I mean, it's your

503
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,967
birthday for god's sake.
>> oh, man.

504
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,736
>> jimmy: Happy birthday.
>> thank you, my friend, thank

505
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:55,739
you.
>> jimmy: 30th birthday.

506
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,408
>> 30.
Quite the way to celebrate it,

507
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:58,375
you know?
>> jimmy: Yeah.

508
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:00,010
Do you have any other plans or
is this it?

509
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,713
>> this is -- how can you have
plans that top this?

510
00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:05,082
Jimmy kimmel is asking me on his
show, do you have any other

511
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,316
plans?
This is my plan.

512
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,153
>> jimmy: I don't know, you can
go home and try to blow out

513
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:13,057
candles through a mask.
You know, something fun like

514
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,158
that.
Boy, what a story this is.

515
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:18,062
You started making these videos.
These great videos.

516
00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:19,997
People start passing them
around.

517
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,966
And somehow the video makes its
way to oprah winfrey.

518
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,135
>> yeah.
>> jimmy: And then she contacts

519
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,103
you?
Is that correct?

520
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,037
>> yeah.
True story.

521
00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:30,340
I get a call from oprah's
right-hand woman.

522
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,744
And she's like, hey, oprah wants
to talk to you, are you free

523
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,245
today?
I'm like, am I free?

524
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:38,682
For oprah?
Of course I'm free!

525
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,517
[ laughter ]
so we get on this facetime call.

526
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:45,122
She's like, okay it has to be
facetime, I just need 45

527
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:48,325
minutes.
I said, of my time?

528
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,993
Duh.
Oprah asked me one question.

529
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,628
The question she asks all her
guests.

530
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:57,000
Emanuel, I love what you do, but
tell me this, what is your

531
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:59,336
intention?
I said simply, oprah, I want to

532
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:02,539
change the world, and I want to
be a bridge for racial

533
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,707
reconciliation, and I think I
can.

534
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,577
And she said, I love that.
And I said, yeah, I'm currently

535
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:10,114
trying to figure out what to do.
I'm trying to write a book.

536
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,116
And she said, oh, books?
I love books.

537
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,118
[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: She does love books,

538
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,354
she's in a club with them.
>> exactly, she does have her

539
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,322
own club, book club.
>> jimmy: Yeah.

540
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:23,660
[ laughter ]
and so after that we partnered

541
00:29:23,696 --> 00:29:25,629
immediately.
Of all the teammates I've had

542
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:27,397
playing professional sports,
she's definitely up there as one

543
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,466
of the greatest teammates.
>> jimmy: I would hope she's at

544
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:33,771
the top.
[ cheers and applause ]

545
00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,339
I mean, come on now.
Who would even rival her as far

546
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,075
as your teammates go?
>> honestly, when you play on

547
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:42,246
teams with large men, you're
always mindful of who you

548
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,380
offend.
In the event, yeah, she's the

549
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:47,017
best teammate I've ever had.
There might be some 6'4"

550
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:51,622
defensive tackle that calls me
when I leave, what did you say,

551
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:53,056
acho?
>> jimmy: I think even he would

552
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,224
understand when it comes to
oprah.

553
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:57,161
You get the call from oprah.
At any point did you think in

554
00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,430
might be a prank?
>> so get this.

555
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:05,369
Before oprah ever called me, I
got another from another no

556
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,938
caller I.D. Number, and it's
matthew mcconaughey.

557
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:13,210
I pick it up, Saturday morning,
eating my cheerios.

558
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:16,814
I pick it up.
"acho, mcconaughey here."

559
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:21,752
stop playing with me, teddy!
"no, mcconaughey, matthew

560
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,887
mcconaughey, I want to have a
conversation with you."

561
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:27,224
he'd seen my first episode.
Six days later he called me, I

562
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:32,229
want to have a conversation.
I said, mcconaughey, I'm doing

563
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:33,463
it in four days, that would be
cool.

564
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,366
He said, "let's do it tomorrow."
mcconaughey wants to do it

565
00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:40,470
tomorrow, we do it tomorrow.
That's how episode 2 came to

566
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,905
pass.
Mcconaughey calls me before

567
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:45,609
oprah called me.
Oprah called me from a no caller

568
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:48,312
I.D. Number.
Roger goodell calls me from the

569
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:52,115
no caller I.D. Number.
What is it?

570
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:53,383
I've learned to pick them up,
though.

571
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:56,587
>> jimmy: I'm going to get your
number and call you with

572
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,455
various, "bill gates on the
line."

573
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,525
>> please don't, please don't.
>> jimmy: Okay, I won't.

574
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,561
Now you wind up partnering with
oprah.

575
00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,496
She liked your intention.
Thank god.

576
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:10,367
Imagine if you told her your
intention, I want to change the

577
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:14,972
world, racial rec sister ation?
She's like, nah, had enough of

578
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,541
that.
Did you gush or play it cool

579
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,076
with oprah?
>> I played it cool because it

580
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:21,678
was cool.
For me this has never been about

581
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:24,381
me.
I do my first episode, 25

582
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,984
million views in three days.
That was not supposed to happen.

583
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,518
>> jimmy: You would expecting
just a little bit?

584
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:33,090
>> I'm speaking from my heart.
I shot this with my best friend,

585
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,526
an olympic gold medalist, a
wedding videographer in an

586
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,662
I'll-white room.
I'm not expecting to go viral,

587
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,665
I'm just expecting to emote
other people.

588
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,333
Next thing you know, 25 million
views.

589
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,969
When oprah calls me, I was in
the moment.

590
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:51,174
It wasn't time to be starstruck.
It wasn't time to think about

591
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:54,044
myself.
I was like, okay, let's keep

592
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,846
going, what can we do?
>> jimmy: Happening fast.

593
00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,948
>> everything's happening fast,
and now I'm here.

594
00:31:57,983 --> 00:32:02,085
[ cheers and applause ]
I'm still in the moment.

595
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:04,688
>> jimmy: Instead of stuck at
fox sports with my cousin sal

596
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:05,756
all day.
[ laughter ]

597
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:09,760
>> I love cousin sal.
>> jimmy: Your family came to

598
00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,295
america from nigeria.
>> right.

599
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,563
>> jimmy: You grew up in texas.
>> yeah.

600
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,099
>> jimmy: In a nigerian-american
family.

601
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:19,403
Did you keep the nigerian
traditions as a kid?

602
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,738
Like eat the foods and all that
sort of thing?

603
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:24,608
>> jimmy, it's impossible not to
keep nigerian traditions.

604
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,477
In a nigerian household, you
must be a doctor.

605
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:30,514
You must be a lawyer.
You must be an engineer.

606
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,683
Right?
Like playing football is not --

607
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:36,053
>> jimmy: Not on the list?
>> not on the checklist of

608
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:38,488
things to, do right?
You get a doctorate degree,

609
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,724
okay, what's next?
>> jimmy: Really, wow.

610
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:46,563
>> nigeriaen household, gas
super -- I went to a

611
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:47,631
predominantly white private
school.

612
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,634
I was supposed to be a national
merit scholar.

613
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,703
6'2", 240, okay, I'll play
football.

614
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:57,374
The beautiful part of nigerian
culture is I had to learn white

615
00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:00,110
culture because I was immersed
in white cull.

616
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:05,282
Then immersed in black culture.
There's a color issue but

617
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:08,552
there's a culture issue, let's
address all of them.

618
00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,921
>> jimmy: Isn't that interesting
that you learned about black

619
00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:15,192
culture as an adult playing
football.

620
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:19,963
Is football -- in the world of
football, are people closer --

621
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:23,200
of various races closer
together?

622
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,770
Or are they -- is it the same?
>> it's a really good question.

623
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:27,637
Let me take you back.
2014.

624
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:28,905
I'm playing for the philadelphia
eagles.

625
00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:34,244
I walk into the training table
at 1 novacare ra way where the

626
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,215
facility is.
53 players on the team.

627
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,449
All the white players are
sitting together.

628
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:42,452
All the black players are
sitting together, minus one

629
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,821
player.
One black mixed offensive

630
00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,256
lineman is sitting with the
white players.

631
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,593
There was one white defensive
back sitting with the black

632
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:52,295
players.
I stopped and I said, it is

633
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,964
2014.
Segregation has been outlawed

634
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:58,402
for 60 years.
But we've all unintentionally

635
00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,003
but subconsciously segregated
you're own ways.

636
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,839
To really get to the root of
this issue, the reason as a

637
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:05,842
football team you can look
beyond your differences --

638
00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:08,512
religion, racial, et cetera --
is because you're all fighting a

639
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,114
common enemy, the opponent.
Whoever your playing that

640
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,350
Sunday, that Saturday if you're
in college.

641
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:17,587
Whereas in life, in america, we
haven't all yet chosen to fight

642
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,457
that common enemy.
Right?

643
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,692
Systemic injustice, oppression,
racial discrimination.

644
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:26,263
We haven't yet realized, it's us
versus oppression.

645
00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:30,700
It's not black versus white.
It's not white versus black.

646
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,869
It's us versus oppression and
discrimination.

647
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:35,705
>> jimmy: The title of your book
is "uncomfortable conversations

648
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,175
with a black man."
it's good, you say, to have

649
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,877
uncomfortable conversation?
I'm happy to hear that, because

650
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,846
all of my conversations are
uncomfortable.

651
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,948
>> are they?
[ laughter ]

652
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,116
honestly, I'm pretty
comfortable, this is the most

653
00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:47,984
comfortable conversation I've
had in about four months.

654
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,953
[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: Okay, good, good.

655
00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:53,423
>> it is the title because I say
this.

656
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:59,029
Everything in life that is worth
something is birthed through

657
00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:01,398
discomfort.
You think about labor pains and

658
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,967
what a woman goes through to
birth a beautiful child.

659
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:09,673
Might be our next hero, might be
our next pulitzer prize winner,

660
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,542
whatever the case might be.
Football where I come from, you

661
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,511
go through grueling train is
camps.

662
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,246
That's uncomfortable but you try
to win the super bowl.

663
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:20,217
If we want to accomplish
anything in life, we've got to

664
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,952
get uncomfortable.
I'll say this, it's only

665
00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:24,855
uncomfortable until you do it.
I moved to los angeles from

666
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,023
austin, texas.
Waking up at 5:00 a.M. Was

667
00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:30,827
uncomfortable at first, but you
start to do it and it's not as

668
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:33,029
uncomfortable.
These conversations are only

669
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:35,132
uncomfortable until you continue
to have them.

670
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,233
Then all of a sudden they're
second nature.

671
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:42,405
[ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: You've got a lot of

672
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:47,277
well-meaning people, a lot of
well-meaning white people

673
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,981
specifically, who come to you,
asking you -- because I think

674
00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,983
people are confused.
You know, I think there's a

675
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:57,587
perception that the proper way
to say is african-american.

676
00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:00,991
Don't call somebody black.
Then somebody says, well, no,

677
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,161
you're not including a lot of
different people if you say

678
00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:06,963
african-american, and black is
the preferred term.

679
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,699
So you've got a bunch of
confused white people and you're

680
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:12,602
here to help us.
>> yes.

681
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:13,703
[ laughter ]
what I say this is.

682
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:17,073
I'll put it in story form.
After oprah and I had been

683
00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:19,276
communicating I sent her an
email, do you want me to call

684
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:24,147
you oprah, o, your majesty?
What do you want me to call you?

685
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,916
And she said, emanuel, oprah is
fine.

686
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,752
Because if you don't know what
to call somebody, you can't say

687
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:35,759
you're really friends.
When people say, emanuel ak-ko?

688
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:39,996
No, auch-cho.
If you can't pronounce my name,

689
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:43,934
we're not really friends.
"black" is safer than

690
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:48,138
"african-american" because black
is an adjective describing skin

691
00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:52,142
color, like "white" is an
adjective describing skin color.

692
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:57,113
"people" is a noun, "black" is
describing that group of people.

693
00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:59,049
That is safer.
But in american, saying "black"

694
00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:03,320
has become awkward.
Like -- you black?

695
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,056
You wait for the backlash.
I just think that we all have to

696
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:07,257
get more comfortable with one
another.

697
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:11,061
I'll end by saying this.
Proximity, it breeds care.

698
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:14,197
Distance, it breeds fear.
And the problem is, people that

699
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:18,668
don't look like each other,
don't sound like each other,

700
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:19,536
they're not close enough with
each other.

701
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:23,440
>> jimmy: Yeah.
[ cheers and applause ]

702
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:24,708
because of covid, we can't get
any closer.

703
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:31,815
But I'll tell you, if it wasn't
for this virus --

704
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:32,749
>> before covid.
>> jimmy: I'd be in your lap

705
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,251
right now.
This is the book, "uncomfortable

706
00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:37,754
conversations with a black man."
it is out now.

707
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,556
Emmanuel acho, everybody.
[ cheers and applause ]

708
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:43,193
thank you very much, emanuel.
Happy birthday.

709
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,561
We'll be back with ty dolla
sign!

710
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:50,600
>> jimmy: Thanks to gillian and
emmanuel.

711
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:55,338
Apologies to matt damon.
"nightline" is next but first,

712
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,040
this is his album, "featuring
ty dolla sign" with the song,

713
00:37:57,075 --> 00:38:01,144
"nothing like your exes."
ty dolla sign!

714
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:04,180
♪ jimmy kimmel we back
♪ I'm nothin' like

715
00:38:04,216 --> 00:38:05,215
your exes nothin'
like your exes

716
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:08,084
he ain't tell you that ♪
♪ you sexy lock it down

717
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:13,156
if you let me
I'm nothin' like

718
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:17,527
your exes ooh yeah ♪
♪ nothin' like your exes

719
00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:22,799
nothin' like your exes
see that you pull up alone

720
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,868
all in the club ♪
♪ with no panties on

721
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,537
you ain't gotta
check your phone

722
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,806
he don't know what ♪
♪ he got at home

723
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:33,376
we both know that
he a clown

724
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:35,812
tell by how you walkin' ♪
♪ he don't you down

725
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,848
don't you hear
my talkin' baby

726
00:38:38,884 --> 00:38:44,721
love me now ♪
♪ I can put you

727
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,189
in dream house star island
star island ooh yeah ♪

728
00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:47,857
♪ now you say he ain't
your boyfriend

729
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:54,364
you just vibin'
I can put you in an ap ♪

730
00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:57,300
dip you in the cc
flowers on your necklace ♪

731
00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:00,870
♪ ooh yeah in waikiki
girl I ain't nothin'

732
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:04,407
nothin' like your exes
nothin' like your exes ♪

733
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:05,775
♪ he ain't tell you
that you sexy

734
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:12,916
lock it down if you let me
I'm nothin' like your exes ♪

735
00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:16,619
♪ ooh yeah
nothin' like your exes

736
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:20,957
nothin' like your exes
tell 'em you ain't ♪

737
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:23,059
♪ get the message
say you in the hills

738
00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:25,662
and it ain't no reception
funny how you ♪

739
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:31,234
♪ got him stressin'
ig post got the little boy

740
00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:36,406
pressure ♪
♪ usually I don't say these

741
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,875
♪ but tonight I'm a hero
hit it 'til you dozin' off

742
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:41,444
got you wakin' up
in the big dream house ♪

743
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,647
♪ star island
now you say he ain't

744
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:49,853
your boyfriend
you just vibin' ♪

745
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:55,158
♪ I can put you in an ap
keep you in the cc

746
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,794
flowers on your necklace
in waikiki ♪

747
00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:02,198
♪ girl I ain't nothin'
nothin' like your exes

748
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,000
nothin' like your exes
he ain't tell you ♪

749
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:08,104
♪ that you sexy
lock it down if you let me

750
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:13,810
I'm nothin' like
your exes ooh yeah ♪

751
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:19,716
♪ nothin' like your exes
nothin' like your exes

752
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,185
nothin' like your
nothin' like your exes ♪

753
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,254
♪ ooh-oh
he ain't tell you

754
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:29,426
that you sexy
lock it down ♪

755
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,261
♪ lock it down
nothin' like your

756
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,695
nothin' like your exes
he ain't tell you ♪

757
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:49,712
♪ that you sexy
♪ nothing like your exes ♪